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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come. Mister, what are you gonna get?
Who sees some people don't trust China China as you.
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Come Come, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Come, Come, Come, Come, come your burrito. Hello, Welcome to
Terrible Person podcast. This is a I grand ed Kate. No,
it's not error mushrooms, error cats and dead a switch man.
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effort to speed up the process of making this podcast,
I'm not editing, so I know that's gonna stand.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So that's really lame.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:27):
I started watching the National Geographic five part Hurricane Katrina documentary.
It's fucking great, by the way. I got one and
a half episodes in. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What's wild about it? Caitlin? Tell me tell me about.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It, well, because it wasn't I didn't realize this. It's
not the hurricane. I mean I knew that the levees broke,
but like the hurricane happened.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I thought hurricane season was over.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The hurricane passed, and then that's when the levees broke,
and it was like minimal, like a couple inches of water,
and then like within twelve hours, it was like the
whole fucking city is just like destroyed.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The hurricane cane just I guess it just like locked.
I mean, it was pretty bad, but it just like
weakened the levee system and then I guess, yeah, they
eventually broke gave out, and then it was like one
levee broke, and then another levee broke, and then another
one broke. It was like I thought it was just
like one big one. No, there's like a series of them,
(02:35):
and they all just started.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Like failing, systematic failing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And apparently were they failing?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Were they failing because the one was failing. Is that
what happens?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, Like it was the one broke, so then all
this like waters flowing in, so then there's all this
added pressure on all the others and then they start
to break and it just like a domino thing. But
apparently the city of New Orleans they didn't really have
any like.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They thought hurricane season was over. New Orleans was like
a hurricane season was over.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Shut up. I don't even remember. I was gonna say,
you annoy me so much.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know you were talking about how the city.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Then the city doesn't they didn't really have like a
clear emergency like plan in place for what to do
with like all these services are out.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I mean it's kind of crazy because you don't
really think of, like I don't think of Louisiana getting
hit by hurricanes.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well why wouldn't you. They're all the Gulf of.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Mexico, I know, but I think it's far up enough
north that that wouldn't be like dramatically affected, right, because
isn't New Orleans like kind of in the center.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, it's like Southern Louisiana, solid Louisiana anyways. So also,
like the mayor, a bunch of like the city officials,
like police chief people like that. They're like, Oh, we're
gonna stay in New Orleans whatever. They all stayed at
like the Highott Regency which just like the highest point
in New Orleans or whatever, and that place got fucked up,
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like fucked up.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I think like you just I just think of
in the two thousands, all of a sudden there were
places getting hit by hurricanes that you didn't expect to
get hit by hurricanes because for years it was oh,
Key West or somewhere in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I think they always have hurricanes Florida, Alabama, not like
anything like that, right, It's not devastating, And then all
of a sudden, it was like two thousands hit and
it was like New Orleans North, like the Carolina started
getting hammered with hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're like, what the fuck? What are hurricanes? I And
also I thought hurricane season was over. You know, do
you know what that's from?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, am I gonna tell you? Then?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't want to know. I plan on finishing it, Okay,
I'll follow back up next week. Everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So you're at the point where devastation is set in.
Has FEMA come in yet?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
In the dock there's one guy who in all of
New Orleans actually worked for FEMA, and he had to
like convince I can't remember what organization it was, but
like to let them on the hell to let him
on their helicopters so he could see like the full
extent of the damage. And he's like, it's our whole
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city's like destroyed.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
But like, yeah, I think people just weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Really they weren't expecting it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They weren't expecting it because they didn't know what to do.
They were just like fuck. But it's pretty sad, honestly,
it's so sad. Like I'm just waiting for them just
because I know they said it before, but I just
haven't looked it up because I kind of just want
to wait for the documentary to tell me. Documentary to
tell me, but like I want to remember how many
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people died.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I want them to tell me. The death, the
loss of humanity and like the ongoing effects to the
community is so sad. But then you also you go
a layer down and you're like the culture that that
like rich, vibrant culture is just swept away, you know.
(06:17):
I mean, I mean it's still there, but I mean
think about all the shit that just was like buildings
that were ruined, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, that's another thing. Then it comes into like the
whole the like in the Superdome. There were like twenty
two thousand people that had to go there, but they were.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
All, where's the Superdome in Texas?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, we're moving on from this.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
How they get them all to Texas?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought the Superdome is where the Cowboys played? No,
what is it was? So the Superdomes in downtown New Orleans,
which wasn't hit.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's in New Orleans. I don't know exactly where it is,
the New Orleans Grant, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm I'm just asking. I don't know. You just watched
the documentary. You brought up a superdome, thought you might
know where.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It was, just saying they had them all in the
Superdome and there was like no air conditioning and there
was twenty two thousand people.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The sexas in Texas?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, in Texas, Grant.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, that's awesome. I'm glad you watch the documentary you're liking.
Where'd you watch it?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I already told people.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It was on Hulu. Yes, nice, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Don't patronize me, nice s babe?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What else do we watch this week? Kate? Somebody's being
a little talkative boy tonight, Kate. I'm not too much.
I'm not trying to edit the podcast, so we got
it up the rate of play, you know what I mean? Well,
then keep going.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You say one word and then you're like.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Picking out your leg not even talking.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
He had an ingrown hair and it's painful.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well it can wait.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No it can't. We're saying your podcast can wait.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We're addressing an hour podcast. What it's over there? Picking?
We should have we should have We should have a
pick microphone so you can just hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Stop. That's so annoying. Nobody wants to listen to that.
It sounds like nobody wants to listen to that because.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's you're doing it every time you pick. I'm just
gonna make I'm gonna I'm gonna help paint the picture
to the listening audience because I love you. You don't,
of course I do a rough day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, Grant's just annoying me.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How How so I'm making dinner. I'm slaving over dinner
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No you're not. It's literally simmering in a pot. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm faced to make some soup tonight from a beautiful angel. Well,
we kind of buried the lead with you know, hot
topics this week. You got into you brought up King
Katrina immediately, which is tight. I'm glad because.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You're really slow to get to stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Get to the plane already?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We got a Nintendo switch dog.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh yeah, we got that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We got a switch to pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Would you say I've played it more than you have?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, definitely, you play it like you pick your leg constant.
Let's get into some fun news from Pennsylvania child sex
offender surrogacy lawmakers want to close loophole after predator gets baby.
Pennsylvania state lawnmakers on both sides of the aisle want
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to band together to close illegal loophole that allows child
predators to become parents through surrogacy. Oh can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
How do they know that they're a child predator?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Though? I think if you're convicted.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Like, right, they find said baby that you just you
just had a surrogate deliver on the dark web for sale.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, like I thought it was hard to.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Like, I don't know, how do you know that that
person is a child predator?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I guess well, I think they're talking about maybe registered
child predators like in the system, right.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
That seems wild.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It seems like a very Pennsylvania thing to do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh, shut them, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do you mean, babe?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Are you just throwing jazz?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Babe? I'm just kidding around. I bet this shit is
like not even in question in Indiana. I bet they're
just like, yeah, sure, let them do it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, can't you like fucking marry your cousin there?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So, Pennsylvania state representatives are planning to introduce new legislation
that could close the loophole and bar sex vendors from
obtaining child children through surrogacy. So what does that mean?
If you obtain a child through surrogacy? Does that mean
you told somebody I'll pay you for my baby for
that baby?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Correct? And then and like usually you have to pay
like a lot of money to a circuit to deliver
your baby. You also have to, like I think a
lot of them, like will pay for their medical insurance,
all their appointments, yeah, anything that they need.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You you basically take on the all the costs of
having the baby. In that case, then you also.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Because you just you know, use their fucking womb.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So yeah, I wonder what the rules are if you
are a convicted sex offender, and you have a child
that is in not that is you know, let's say
you get married or you're married, how does that work?
Do they not let you see the child? That seems appropriate? Sure,
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it seems like.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I've never had a sex offender in my family, nor
am i one. I wouldn't really know the inner workings
of how that works.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right, I'm just spitballing it because we're.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Feeling you would probably know better than I would.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
What are you talking about me? If that's not cool?
You're married to me? That was funny, though I'm not
a sex offender. That's the one thing I don't think
is funny is when somebody is like, you're a sex offender,
because that's just like fu nearly yeah, but you know
what I mean. Like, but I'm back in my younger days,
I'd be like that guy over there, look at him, Peto, Peter.
(12:30):
It's like the time I called the old guy looking
at the girls walking into good Will. I called him
a peto, yelled it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Across like four months ago. You act like that was
like ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was lifetimes ago.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's so funny. I'm like, that's that's a really fucked
up thing to do. And then I just think of
all the times I've just done it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Or like, you just called people words that you should
not ever use anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're the one that's guilty.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Of that antiquated words that you use.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
An antiquated word, no, I do not, no, I do
not whatever. But you see yelling in traffic, you you
go after your own.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Cunt is not an anti word. That's very much in
everybody's daily vernacular. Ask your Australian family. Justin Timberlake has
limes disease lime disease?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Justin Timberlake?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Is it limes or lime?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think it's just limes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I think it's just lime, like not plural, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But he has that, like you would say the things.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
That you get from ticks, right, I don't know how
you got it though.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
He got it from having sex with a tick. Obviously
you just said he got it from a tick. They
they exchange fluids, actually technically they did, right Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, I mean no, no, no, you don't exchange fluids
because it ticks a pair.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He sucks out the fluids. But how did you get
how do you get limes disease? Then? If they don't,
I think it's from ticks, I know, but they go.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
On a hike. That's why they always say, like you
need to check for ticks, right, But.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It has to get into your body somehow. So is
it like a fluid that comes out of the tick,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think if it like burrows that self deep enough
into your skin, like you know how they like burrow in.
I think if it gets down deep enough, it just yeah,
like maybe whatever the tick is like made of.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So can limes disease kill you?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah? I think it can.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Why does it seem like limes disease has gotten serious
all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think it's always been serious. There was this kid
that like he was a couple maybe like a year
younger than me in high school and he ended up
getting it and he died from disease.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yes, shit, hey listen, I'm not I mean maybe.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
He had some other issue going on too. And then
that just kind of like Nail.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And mccoffin, he was in a car accident.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, because he was like he was one of those
he was like sick and he was like making videos
for a while.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What's up Lives disease. Fam, it's your boy curdish, shut up, okay, whatever,
No like videos about his Yes, that's sad. Yes, I understand,
like everybody's entitled to make things and put them on
the Internet. But the sad ones, the sad things, I
don't care for those.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, that's their that's their story, that's their tu they're
living their troop.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah. Yeah, But anytime I see a sad video, I
go flip, just flip right past it. I can't do
those videos. I can't do like here's my Journey to
Death because it is a bummer. I watched the Warrens
Yvon documentary and that fucked me up. And yeah, the
Warrens even you know that uh wear Wolves of London's Yes,
(16:02):
that's Warren's.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Evon, I said, yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
He made this whole It was a documentary about him
making his last album and he dies and it's fucking brutal.
It's like really hard. And that was the last thing said.
I remember, like making myself watch. But anytime I see
like sad end of life videos or soldiers returning home
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and seeing their animals, I don't love that. Cat's really annoying.
I'm gonna put him in the.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Pot and stop.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah. No, Kate, before we started the podcast, heard awesome
yew once and she was like, she's gonna be a
problem tonight. And look who turned out to be the problem.
Your cat. He's our cat, just like this is our podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh so you're not gonna claim him it's so weak.
Well then I'm not going to claim awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You don't claim awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes I do. I say she's my cat.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I say Scott's my cat.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I just wish we had a different cat.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Scott needs a friend, and she's never going to be.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A Scott's got you remember when we read about learned
about cats. They think you're a cat.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They don't have a headline.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
They don't see you as a different species. They see
you as a peer.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I read a thing today that was like, your cat
thinks that they're your mom. Oh that's interesting, so like
we always thought it was the other way around, like
they think they're your little baby or whatever. I don't know.
I just saw it on Instagram. It was like a
headline and I didn't click on it. But yeah, apparently
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your cats actually think that they're your parent. Which is
really fun.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's weird, yeah, because we also the way they understand
life is by routine and not by like the it's
not Yeah, their whole life is routine and schedule and
you don't realize it, but that's how. It's like embedded
so deep in them that they you do something like
twice and they're like, oh, this is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Now, this is the thing.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And then when you don't do it that way, they
get all pissy with you. Yeah, they get all pissy this. Yeah,
so we should talk about the Nintendo Switch to It's
fucking so tight.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's beautiful and if anybody is on Nintendo Switch online
find us.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I like playing Bananza because you punch everything and it
makes me feel good because that's what I.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Want to do the entire game. You can you can
destroy literally everything in the game.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's pretty fun, like rocks the landscape punching. That's what
I imagine doing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Grant, why why you mean to me?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I am not mean to you. You're the one who
was patronizing me earlier. And then you're like, oh, we
got to cut this out because you you fucked it up, Caitlin,
You didn't it up. That's what you were insinuating with
your tone, and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You kicked off a comedy comedy podcast with Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Talk, babe, you know I am a I'm not a hurricane.
Hurricane Katrina is like, you're fucking nine to eleven to me.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So you think the government, Like, I what do you
think about? What do you think about all the Katrina stuff? Then?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I don't know. I'm just saying like I'm a big fan,
not the fact that it happened, but like I like,
I like that it's interesting, it's interesting in history. Yes,
you think it's fascinating. Are obsessed with nine to eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah? So do you think that the America, like the
administration handled it properly? Like do you do you think
the response was adequate or do you think they were
just do you think the response was just like, oh,
it's New Orleans, they'll be fine, or.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Do you think they were talking about how like back
then because this happened in two thousand and five, so
twenty years ago, apparently a lot of there was a
lot more whatever pressure. I don't know, it was more
so on like the state and local governments to respond
to like those sort of emergency situations than it was
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like the federal government.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, also it was unprecedented, Like it was so crazy
the amount of water.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That was in Yeah, like that was like the worst
natural disaster in US history, I think still ever.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And you know the thing that's crazy is I remember
when it happened. I was watching the you know, I
watched the concert for New Orleans telethon thing, and I
was like, is it that big? Like I didn't really
even realize the scope for years, you know what I mean,
Like you just like of.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
How big New Orleans is or how big now how
much damage the hurricane did? Oh? Yeah, I didn't realize
it either until I went to New Orleans in twenty nineteen,
and there were like parts of it that you still
like literally couldn't go into because it was still that
damage and destroyed and hadn't been rebuilt from when the
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hurricane had hit. And there was like this one street
that we were on and there were old stores and
you could see just like old two thousand and five era,
big blocky like monitor computers just like sitting in there,
and just like a bunch of old, abandoned stuff that
had just been like damaged and sitting there to rot
(21:45):
for fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It was. It was really crazy. Like I wasn't expecting all.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Of that, but I had, so I didn't understand why.
I really truly in two thousand and four, I was
eighteen years old. I didn't really know what FEMA was
or did. I didn't understand like how state and city disaster,
you know what I mean. I didn't understand that like
a political or the infrastructure. So like, I had no
(22:13):
awareness of how big a deal it was. And it's
funny when stuff like that happens when you're young and
you just are like you remember it as a thing,
but then you really think about how big it was
and you're just like, holy shit, man. But that's I mean.
We got a lot of stuff out of Hurricane Katrina.
One specifically is we got pretty much the first unhinged
(22:36):
Kanye moment. That that was one of the first because
that was George Bush doesn't care about black people, right, Yeah,
that shit was wild and Mike Myers just looks at
him like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
What I was trying to hint at with the super Dome.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
How how did you hinted that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Most of the people there were like all black people.
Oh so it's all the people that lived like where
they lived in New Orleans. And they also just didn't
have the means to get out of New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And so was the part of was because what it's
not the ninth District that's the movie, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The ninth Ward, ninth War or ninth Ward.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
So was the lower ninth Ward like pretty well known
for being like low income or like more.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, yes, and that's another thing. Like a lot of
New Orleans at the time, probably still, but yeah, a
lot of them were living at poverty or below poverty level.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's a man, that's a drag. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
So yeah, and then there was also like the old
people or like oh yeah, a lady who had just
had surgery because she had like I don't know, she
had neck and back surgery. So she's like, I couldn't leave.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
She said, doctor said I need a bactonomy, like I
gotta say, I gotta stay here.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And then her house fucking like came off of its foundation.
Was just like floating.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Anyways, I can't wait to finish.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, I'm just I just I was just giving you
a hard time. About bringing it up. Well, not every
episode we do is gonna be like hilarious, funny. Shoot,
we're going to talk like regular people.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, No, you're interested in it. Yes, you like Scott.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I love Scott.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
He's fine, he's fine, You're whatever, You're whatever. You're beautiful, Babe,
I love you so much, right I do. You gotta
stop saying that you put that negative energy into the
world and then that's how you feel. That's not okay, babe.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
What are you doing on your phone over there, sweetheart?
Looking up stuff to talk about?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What are you looking up?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I'm looking up more information about uh justin Timberlakes Linease.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
He's got. Janice Dickinson comments about Liam Neeson's manhood. Apparently
she made a comment about how he had a big ass.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Dick Oh, I thought you were going to say it
was tiny.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No. I think he's shown it in a couple movies
and he's got I think he's got a hammer.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think it's really funny when you describe other guys
penises as hammer.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'll tell you who else has a hammer? Shout out
to uh, what's his name? Voldemort?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh? Red dragon guy?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, you see his dick in Red Dragon.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You do.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
How Let's talk about movies where you see actors penises.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't know, Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Harvey Kaitel and the Piano, you saw his penis there?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I don't think I ever watched that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Are there? I was just thinking of Liam Neeson? But
are there? There's penises in Schindler's List, right, because they
have to show people naked in that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, yeah, it's concentration camp, isn't it. I feel like
there would be nudity.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What's the one that like they dig themselves out of prison?
That's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's Shawshank Redemption. Okay, I said, list.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Right, whatever, Yeah, you both need the noise.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Actually, there should be more penises than Shawshank Redemption. Yeah.
Like when Tim Robbins is sitting out and he's looking
to talk to Red Morgan Freeman's character and he's like,
I heard you're a man who knows how to get things,
and Morgan Freeman's like, first, let me show you my penis.
(26:45):
Do you remember that part? No, let me Andy du Fran,
let me show you my penis, Andy Dufran.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Why do you want to show him his penis so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Because they had a quota from one full frontal male
nudity scene and they gave it to Morgan fran When
when Red When No, When Brooks gets out of prison
and hangs himself, he's naked, that's the penis in the movie.
They're like, listen, we gotta get it in. We need
at least one penis in this movie. Kate, what did
(27:17):
you What did you find out about the lime disease
that you were looking up about?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Justin Timberlake didn't say how he got it. I'm assuming
he's from a tick, though it's.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Probably from a tick. Did you see the thing that
people are mad about? Where? What's the song? I got
this feeling inside my about Yeah, man, it's electric man,
I think I can turn that out.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, I think that's from the Trolls movie.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, what about it? He was at a concert. He
was at one of his concerts. He was doing a
concert and he was not throwing your eyes. Justin Timberlake
was doing at a concert and he said, that song
came on your voice right now? It it you stupid?
(28:09):
You Moly is stupid though.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm willing to kill you.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, So Justin Timberlake is performing and he's like, I
got this feeling, and then he puts the microphone down
because the crowd starts singing it, and he sets the
microphone down and then starts dancing while they sing it,
and he's like, oh I love this, Oh I love this.
That's what he does. And people have been making like
(28:35):
memes or reels whatever they've been making tweets, okay, and
it's like the audience reaction to him setting the mic down,
and it's like it shows that perspective. And then it
shows the audience perspective and the guy like sits down
in a chair, opens a book. He's like me at
a Justin Timberlake concert.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's the meme.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, anyway, help cut that out. Stokes controversy. Lampooning Sydney
Sweeney's American Eagle ad. Do you see this thumbnail and
you put.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
My glasses on? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, she remade the shot.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's pretty funny, though. I don't understand why people are
so upset about it. It's like, Jesus, get over it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I don't understand the Sydney Sweeney obsession.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well apparently.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I don't really love her either, but it's like, so,
was it like not okay to have somebody who's not
of color in ads? Now, Like it's kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm confused what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Everybody like her, Sidney Sweeney is American Eagle ad has
like been stirring up a lot of controversy, and like
people are talking all this shit on her and American
Eagle because she says in the Comer or whatever something
about like having good jeans or someone tells her she
has good jeans. So they're like, oh, saying that they
(30:08):
would never say that if it was a black lady. Yeah,
Like that's that's the level of rat so dumb. So
you literally can't have a white person interesting that says
something like good jeans because she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Jeans, she's yeah, literally had to toe down them and
she's saying I have good jeans. That's so absurd.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I know, but that's like what people are so mad about,
and it's crazy that that's that's the world we live in.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Huh, Yeah, it'd be it'd be actually, it'd be kind
of fun to do as Sidney's. I know, American Eagle
doesn't do advertising like this, but if they did advertising
like this, it would be Sidney Sweeney and like ratty jeans.
But it's Sidney Sweeney who everybody thinks is like pretty
and if she says, people tell me I have bad
jeans and then they show to her in good genes.
(31:00):
It's from an American Eagle. But yeah, that's not really there.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
They're more like sex, aren't they. American Eagle. What was
the documentary we watched about the sex place?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
That's American apparel.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, American apparel.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
American apparel, yes, American Eagle not so much where.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
They just hired porn stars to be their models.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
American Eagle is all about the non retouched campaign, like yeah,
we're gonna use like natural model, so they they don't like, yeah,
they don't retouch any of their models on their website.
If you shop, if you shop their stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Anthony Hopkins fans go wild as he resurrects Hannibal Elector
to mock Kim Kardashian's skim products. He put the he
put like the thing around his head and then did
Hannibal Elector why Like what's no? No, he's taking shots at Kim. Kay.
Do you think Anthony Hopkins is working for Kanye and
(31:59):
they're doing like a system takedown on the Kardashians. I
don't know. I want to see the video. He tweeted
at Kim Kardashian or Instagram. He posted it. He said, Hello, Kim,
I'm already feeling ten years younger, and then he said
she commented back, and he said, thank you, Kim. Don't
(32:20):
be afraid to come over for dinner. Dude. How sick
would that be if Anthony Hopkins eats Kim Kardashian, Oh
my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Well, all right, maybe he's saying like eat her like.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Eat her like sexually.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
He went step the Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Good evening, Kim, I came over to thug you.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And then like, oh, like wearing her skims.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, ah, he's wearing her skims. That's probably the joke there.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah. So they make skims for dudes, they.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Do, and they're advertising on a lot of podcasts. Did
you know that there's a few podcasts I listened to
that started hitting skim spots And I'm like, who, And
I'm not saying I don't want people to know what
I listened to. It was Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I just need to know who's wearing music. Are they
like really like vain guys, Are they like gross out
of shape people that are like, yeah, this is like
funny joke.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's Steve Bannon. Just Steve Bannon with like four colored
four polo color. No, Because now here's the thing. This
is what I do. I would when I feel like
I'm getting chubby, I just let it be something I
noticed and then I just changed my diet for a
(33:57):
while and I just live with it. And I'm like, Okay,
this is where I'm at. Now do I want this
to get worse or better? And usually I can get
it better. Right now, I'm in a better phase.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm in a bad phase.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm in a Yeah, I'm just not eating as much,
I'm not home during the day.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I'm fat.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Right, No, you're not a baby. You're beautiful. What you
should be in an American parallan?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, right, I haven't worked out in like a month.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, you don't let me work out on the weekends anymore.
Oh God, Kate has a no no exercise policy.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
What you're annoying with that? Really?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, babe? Yes, you are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Don't try to pull that ship and try to tell
people that I don't let you work out a liar, and.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm just gonna get up early on the weekends. I think, okay, yeah,
so then we can spend time together. That would be nice, right,
that's what you want? Not no, mo, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I don't want it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
You have to stay home. Kate's Kate's my feeder. I'm
an eater. She's a feeder. I say, I go lay
in bed, and she goes. I go, Kate, bring me
the box of twinkies, bring me the.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Drumsticks, like Brandon Fraser.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Brendan Fraser, Brendan Fraser. I got it right, you mean
like Brandon Frasier's all right, so we're gonna get We're
gonna go over the premium.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
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Speaker 2 (35:51):
Bye bye,
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come. Mister, what are you gonna get?
Who sees some people don't trust China China as you.
I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.
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Come Come, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Come, Come, Come, Come, come your burrito. Hello, Welcome to
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We okay, And I'm embarrassed now because, in a new
effort to speed up the process of making this podcast,
I'm not editing, so I know that's gonna stand.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So that's really lame.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
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Terrible Persons.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I started watching the National Geographic five part Hurricane Katrina documentary.
It's fucking great, by the way. I got one and
a half episodes in. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What's wild about it? Caitlin? Tell me tell me about.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It, well, because it wasn't I didn't realize this. It's
not the hurricane. I mean I knew that the levees broke,
but like the hurricane happened.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I thought hurricane season was over.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The hurricane passed, and then that's when the levees broke,
and it was like minimal, like a couple inches of water,
and then like within twelve hours, it was like the
whole fucking city is just like destroyed.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The hurricane cane just I guess it just like locked.
I mean, it was pretty bad, but it just like
weakened the levee system and then I guess, yeah, they
eventually broke gave out, and then it was like one
levee broke, and then another levee broke, and then another
one broke. It was like I thought it was just
like one big one. No, there's like a series of them,
(02:35):
and they all just started.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Like failing, systematic failing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And apparently were they failing?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Were they failing because the one was failing. Is that
what happens?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, Like it was the one broke, so then all
this like waters flowing in, so then there's all this
added pressure on all the others and then they start
to break and it just like a domino thing. But
apparently the city of New Orleans they didn't really have
any like.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They thought hurricane season was over. New Orleans was like
a hurricane season was over.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Shut up. I don't even remember. I was gonna say,
you annoy me so much.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know you were talking about how the city.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Then the city doesn't they didn't really have like a
clear emergency like plan in place for what to do
with like all these services are out.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I mean it's kind of crazy because you don't
really think of, like I don't think of Louisiana getting
hit by hurricanes.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well why wouldn't you. They're all the Gulf of.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Mexico, I know, but I think it's far up enough
north that that wouldn't be like dramatically affected, right, because
isn't New Orleans like kind of in the center.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, it's like Southern Louisiana, solid Louisiana anyways. So also,
like the mayor, a bunch of like the city officials,
like police chief people like that. They're like, Oh, we're
gonna stay in New Orleans whatever. They all stayed at
like the Highott Regency which just like the highest point
in New Orleans or whatever, and that place got fucked up,
(04:13):
like fucked up.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I think like you just I just think of
in the two thousands, all of a sudden there were
places getting hit by hurricanes that you didn't expect to
get hit by hurricanes because for years it was oh,
Key West or somewhere in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I think they always have hurricanes Florida, Alabama, not like
anything like that, right, It's not devastating, And then all
of a sudden, it was like two thousands hit and
it was like New Orleans North, like the Carolina started
getting hammered with hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're like, what the fuck? What are hurricanes? I And
also I thought hurricane season was over. You know, do
you know what that's from?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, am I gonna tell you? Then?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't want to know. I plan on finishing it, Okay,
I'll follow back up next week. Everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So you're at the point where devastation is set in.
Has FEMA come in yet?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
In the dock there's one guy who in all of
New Orleans actually worked for FEMA, and he had to
like convince I can't remember what organization it was, but
like to let them on the hell to let him
on their helicopters so he could see like the full
extent of the damage. And he's like, it's our whole
(05:28):
city's like destroyed.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
But like, yeah, I think people just weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Really they weren't expecting it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They weren't expecting it because they didn't know what to do.
They were just like fuck. But it's pretty sad, honestly,
it's so sad. Like I'm just waiting for them just
because I know they said it before, but I just
haven't looked it up because I kind of just want
to wait for the documentary to tell me. Documentary to
tell me, but like I want to remember how many
(05:56):
people died.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I want them to tell me. The death, the
loss of humanity and like the ongoing effects to the
community is so sad. But then you also you go
a layer down and you're like the culture that that
like rich, vibrant culture is just swept away, you know.
(06:17):
I mean, I mean it's still there, but I mean
think about all the shit that just was like buildings
that were ruined, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, that's another thing. Then it comes into like the
whole the like in the Superdome. There were like twenty
two thousand people that had to go there, but they were.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
All, where's the Superdome in Texas?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, we're moving on from this.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
How they get them all to Texas?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought the Superdome is where the Cowboys played? No,
what is it was? So the Superdomes in downtown New Orleans,
which wasn't hit.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's in New Orleans. I don't know exactly where it is,
the New Orleans Grant, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm I'm just asking. I don't know. You just watched
the documentary. You brought up a superdome, thought you might
know where.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It was, just saying they had them all in the
Superdome and there was like no air conditioning and there
was twenty two thousand people.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The sexas in Texas?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, in Texas, Grant.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, that's awesome. I'm glad you watch the documentary you're liking.
Where'd you watch it?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I already told people.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It was on Hulu. Yes, nice, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Don't patronize me, nice s babe?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What else do we watch this week? Kate? Somebody's being
a little talkative boy tonight, Kate. I'm not too much.
I'm not trying to edit the podcast, so we got
it up the rate of play, you know what I mean? Well,
then keep going.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You say one word and then you're like.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Picking out your leg not even talking.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
He had an ingrown hair and it's painful.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well it can wait.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No it can't. We're saying your podcast can wait.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We're addressing an hour podcast. What it's over there? Picking?
We should have we should have We should have a
pick microphone so you can just hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Stop. That's so annoying. Nobody wants to listen to that.
It sounds like nobody wants to listen to that because.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's you're doing it every time you pick. I'm just
gonna make I'm gonna I'm gonna help paint the picture
to the listening audience because I love you. You don't,
of course I do a rough day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, Grant's just annoying me.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How How so I'm making dinner. I'm slaving over dinner
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No you're not. It's literally simmering in a pot. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm faced to make some soup tonight from a beautiful angel. Well,
we kind of buried the lead with you know, hot
topics this week. You got into you brought up King
Katrina immediately, which is tight. I'm glad because.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You're really slow to get to stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Get to the plane already?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We got a Nintendo switch dog.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh yeah, we got that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We got a switch to pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Would you say I've played it more than you have?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, definitely, you play it like you pick your leg constant.
Let's get into some fun news from Pennsylvania child sex
offender surrogacy lawmakers want to close loophole after predator gets baby.
Pennsylvania state lawnmakers on both sides of the aisle want
(09:39):
to band together to close illegal loophole that allows child
predators to become parents through surrogacy. Oh can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
How do they know that they're a child predator?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Though? I think if you're convicted.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Like, right, they find said baby that you just you
just had a surrogate deliver on the dark web for sale.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, like I thought it was hard to.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Like, I don't know, how do you know that that
person is a child predator?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I guess well, I think they're talking about maybe registered
child predators like in the system, right.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
That seems wild.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It seems like a very Pennsylvania thing to do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh, shut them, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do you mean, babe?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Are you just throwing jazz?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Babe? I'm just kidding around. I bet this shit is
like not even in question in Indiana. I bet they're
just like, yeah, sure, let them do it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, can't you like fucking marry your cousin there?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So, Pennsylvania state representatives are planning to introduce new legislation
that could close the loophole and bar sex vendors from
obtaining child children through surrogacy. So what does that mean?
If you obtain a child through surrogacy? Does that mean
you told somebody I'll pay you for my baby for
that baby?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Correct? And then and like usually you have to pay
like a lot of money to a circuit to deliver
your baby. You also have to, like I think a
lot of them, like will pay for their medical insurance,
all their appointments, yeah, anything that they need.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You you basically take on the all the costs of
having the baby. In that case, then you also.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Because you just you know, use their fucking womb.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So yeah, I wonder what the rules are if you
are a convicted sex offender, and you have a child
that is in not that is you know, let's say
you get married or you're married, how does that work?
Do they not let you see the child? That seems appropriate? Sure,
(11:52):
it seems like.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I've never had a sex offender in my family, nor
am i one. I wouldn't really know the inner workings
of how that works.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right, I'm just spitballing it because we're.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Feeling you would probably know better than I would.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
What are you talking about me? If that's not cool?
You're married to me? That was funny, though I'm not
a sex offender. That's the one thing I don't think
is funny is when somebody is like, you're a sex offender,
because that's just like fu nearly yeah, but you know
what I mean. Like, but I'm back in my younger days,
I'd be like that guy over there, look at him, Peto, Peter.
(12:30):
It's like the time I called the old guy looking
at the girls walking into good Will. I called him
a peto, yelled it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Across like four months ago. You act like that was
like ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was lifetimes ago.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's so funny. I'm like, that's that's a really fucked
up thing to do. And then I just think of
all the times I've just done it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Or like, you just called people words that you should
not ever use anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're the one that's guilty.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Of that antiquated words that you use.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
An antiquated word, no, I do not, no, I do
not whatever. But you see yelling in traffic, you you
go after your own.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Cunt is not an anti word. That's very much in
everybody's daily vernacular. Ask your Australian family. Justin Timberlake has
limes disease lime disease?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Justin Timberlake?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Is it limes or lime?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think it's just limes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I think it's just lime, like not plural, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But he has that, like you would say the things.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
That you get from ticks, right, I don't know how
you got it though.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
He got it from having sex with a tick. Obviously
you just said he got it from a tick. They
they exchange fluids, actually technically they did, right Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, I mean no, no, no, you don't exchange fluids
because it ticks a pair.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He sucks out the fluids. But how did you get
how do you get limes disease? Then? If they don't,
I think it's from ticks, I know, but they go.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
On a hike. That's why they always say, like you
need to check for ticks, right, But.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It has to get into your body somehow. So is
it like a fluid that comes out of the tick,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think if it like burrows that self deep enough
into your skin, like you know how they like burrow in.
I think if it gets down deep enough, it just yeah,
like maybe whatever the tick is like made of.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So can limes disease kill you?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah? I think it can.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Why does it seem like limes disease has gotten serious
all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think it's always been serious. There was this kid
that like he was a couple maybe like a year
younger than me in high school and he ended up
getting it and he died from disease.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yes, shit, hey listen, I'm not I mean maybe.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
He had some other issue going on too. And then
that just kind of like Nail.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And mccoffin, he was in a car accident.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, because he was like he was one of those
he was like sick and he was like making videos
for a while.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What's up Lives disease. Fam, it's your boy curdish, shut up, okay, whatever,
No like videos about his Yes, that's sad. Yes, I understand,
like everybody's entitled to make things and put them on
the Internet. But the sad ones, the sad things, I
don't care for those.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, that's their that's their story, that's their tu they're
living their troop.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah. Yeah, But anytime I see a sad video, I
go flip, just flip right past it. I can't do
those videos. I can't do like here's my Journey to
Death because it is a bummer. I watched the Warrens
Yvon documentary and that fucked me up. And yeah, the
Warrens even you know that uh wear Wolves of London's Yes,
(16:02):
that's Warren's.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Evon, I said, yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
He made this whole It was a documentary about him
making his last album and he dies and it's fucking brutal.
It's like really hard. And that was the last thing said.
I remember, like making myself watch. But anytime I see
like sad end of life videos or soldiers returning home
(16:28):
and seeing their animals, I don't love that. Cat's really annoying.
I'm gonna put him in the.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Pot and stop.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah. No, Kate, before we started the podcast, heard awesome
yew once and she was like, she's gonna be a
problem tonight. And look who turned out to be the problem.
Your cat. He's our cat, just like this is our podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh so you're not gonna claim him it's so weak.
Well then I'm not going to claim awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You don't claim awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes I do. I say she's my cat.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I say Scott's my cat.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I just wish we had a different cat.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Scott needs a friend, and she's never going to be.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A Scott's got you remember when we read about learned
about cats. They think you're a cat.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They don't have a headline.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
They don't see you as a different species. They see
you as a peer.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I read a thing today that was like, your cat
thinks that they're your mom. Oh that's interesting, so like
we always thought it was the other way around, like
they think they're your little baby or whatever. I don't know.
I just saw it on Instagram. It was like a
headline and I didn't click on it. But yeah, apparently
(17:50):
your cats actually think that they're your parent. Which is
really fun.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's weird, yeah, because we also the way they understand
life is by routine and not by like the it's
not Yeah, their whole life is routine and schedule and
you don't realize it, but that's how. It's like embedded
so deep in them that they you do something like
twice and they're like, oh, this is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Now, this is the thing.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And then when you don't do it that way, they
get all pissy with you. Yeah, they get all pissy this. Yeah,
so we should talk about the Nintendo Switch to It's
fucking so tight.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's beautiful and if anybody is on Nintendo Switch online
find us.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I like playing Bananza because you punch everything and it
makes me feel good because that's what I.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Want to do the entire game. You can you can
destroy literally everything in the game.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's pretty fun, like rocks the landscape punching. That's what
I imagine doing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Grant, why why you mean to me?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I am not mean to you. You're the one who
was patronizing me earlier. And then you're like, oh, we
got to cut this out because you you fucked it up, Caitlin,
You didn't it up. That's what you were insinuating with
your tone, and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You kicked off a comedy comedy podcast with Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Talk, babe, you know I am a I'm not a hurricane.
Hurricane Katrina is like, you're fucking nine to eleven to me.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So you think the government, Like, I what do you
think about? What do you think about all the Katrina stuff? Then?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I don't know. I'm just saying like I'm a big fan,
not the fact that it happened, but like I like,
I like that it's interesting, it's interesting in history. Yes,
you think it's fascinating. Are obsessed with nine to eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah? So do you think that the America, like the
administration handled it properly? Like do you do you think
the response was adequate or do you think they were
just do you think the response was just like, oh,
it's New Orleans, they'll be fine, or.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Do you think they were talking about how like back
then because this happened in two thousand and five, so
twenty years ago, apparently a lot of there was a
lot more whatever pressure. I don't know, it was more
so on like the state and local governments to respond
to like those sort of emergency situations than it was
(20:33):
like the federal government.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, also it was unprecedented, Like it was so crazy
the amount of water.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That was in Yeah, like that was like the worst
natural disaster in US history, I think still ever.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And you know the thing that's crazy is I remember
when it happened. I was watching the you know, I
watched the concert for New Orleans telethon thing, and I
was like, is it that big? Like I didn't really
even realize the scope for years, you know what I mean,
Like you just like of.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
How big New Orleans is or how big now how
much damage the hurricane did? Oh? Yeah, I didn't realize
it either until I went to New Orleans in twenty nineteen,
and there were like parts of it that you still
like literally couldn't go into because it was still that
damage and destroyed and hadn't been rebuilt from when the
(21:24):
hurricane had hit. And there was like this one street
that we were on and there were old stores and
you could see just like old two thousand and five era,
big blocky like monitor computers just like sitting in there,
and just like a bunch of old, abandoned stuff that
had just been like damaged and sitting there to rot
(21:45):
for fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It was. It was really crazy. Like I wasn't expecting all.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Of that, but I had, so I didn't understand why.
I really truly in two thousand and four, I was
eighteen years old. I didn't really know what FEMA was
or did. I didn't understand like how state and city disaster,
you know what I mean. I didn't understand that like
a political or the infrastructure. So like, I had no
(22:13):
awareness of how big a deal it was. And it's
funny when stuff like that happens when you're young and
you just are like you remember it as a thing,
but then you really think about how big it was
and you're just like, holy shit, man. But that's I mean.
We got a lot of stuff out of Hurricane Katrina.
One specifically is we got pretty much the first unhinged
(22:36):
Kanye moment. That that was one of the first because
that was George Bush doesn't care about black people, right, Yeah,
that shit was wild and Mike Myers just looks at
him like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
What I was trying to hint at with the super Dome.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
How how did you hinted that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Most of the people there were like all black people.
Oh so it's all the people that lived like where
they lived in New Orleans. And they also just didn't
have the means to get out of New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And so was the part of was because what it's
not the ninth District that's the movie, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The ninth Ward, ninth War or ninth Ward.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
So was the lower ninth Ward like pretty well known
for being like low income or like more.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, yes, and that's another thing. Like a lot of
New Orleans at the time, probably still, but yeah, a
lot of them were living at poverty or below poverty level.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's a man, that's a drag. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
So yeah, and then there was also like the old
people or like oh yeah, a lady who had just
had surgery because she had like I don't know, she
had neck and back surgery. So she's like, I couldn't leave.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
She said, doctor said I need a bactonomy, like I
gotta say, I gotta stay here.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And then her house fucking like came off of its foundation.
Was just like floating.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Anyways, I can't wait to finish.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, I'm just I just I was just giving you
a hard time. About bringing it up. Well, not every
episode we do is gonna be like hilarious, funny. Shoot,
we're going to talk like regular people.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, No, you're interested in it. Yes, you like Scott.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I love Scott.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
He's fine, he's fine, You're whatever, You're whatever. You're beautiful, Babe,
I love you so much, right I do. You gotta
stop saying that you put that negative energy into the
world and then that's how you feel. That's not okay, babe.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
What are you doing on your phone over there, sweetheart?
Looking up stuff to talk about?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What are you looking up?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I'm looking up more information about uh justin Timberlakes Linease.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
He's got. Janice Dickinson comments about Liam Neeson's manhood. Apparently
she made a comment about how he had a big ass.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Dick Oh, I thought you were going to say it
was tiny.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No. I think he's shown it in a couple movies
and he's got I think he's got a hammer.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think it's really funny when you describe other guys
penises as hammer.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'll tell you who else has a hammer? Shout out
to uh, what's his name? Voldemort?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh? Red dragon guy?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, you see his dick in Red Dragon.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You do.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
How Let's talk about movies where you see actors penises.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't know, Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Harvey Kaitel and the Piano, you saw his penis there?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I don't think I ever watched that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Are there? I was just thinking of Liam Neeson? But
are there? There's penises in Schindler's List, right, because they
have to show people naked in that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, yeah, it's concentration camp, isn't it. I feel like
there would be nudity.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What's the one that like they dig themselves out of prison?
That's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's Shawshank Redemption. Okay, I said, list.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Right, whatever, Yeah, you both need the noise.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Actually, there should be more penises than Shawshank Redemption. Yeah.
Like when Tim Robbins is sitting out and he's looking
to talk to Red Morgan Freeman's character and he's like,
I heard you're a man who knows how to get things,
and Morgan Freeman's like, first, let me show you my penis.
(26:45):
Do you remember that part? No, let me Andy du Fran,
let me show you my penis, Andy Dufran.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Why do you want to show him his penis so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Because they had a quota from one full frontal male
nudity scene and they gave it to Morgan fran When
when Red When No, When Brooks gets out of prison
and hangs himself, he's naked, that's the penis in the movie.
They're like, listen, we gotta get it in. We need
at least one penis in this movie. Kate, what did
(27:17):
you What did you find out about the lime disease
that you were looking up about?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Justin Timberlake didn't say how he got it. I'm assuming
he's from a tick, though it's.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Probably from a tick. Did you see the thing that
people are mad about? Where? What's the song? I got
this feeling inside my about Yeah, man, it's electric man,
I think I can turn that out.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, I think that's from the Trolls movie.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, what about it? He was at a concert. He
was at one of his concerts. He was doing a
concert and he was not throwing your eyes. Justin Timberlake
was doing at a concert and he said, that song
came on your voice right now? It it you stupid?
(28:09):
You Moly is stupid though.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm willing to kill you.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, So Justin Timberlake is performing and he's like, I
got this feeling, and then he puts the microphone down
because the crowd starts singing it, and he sets the
microphone down and then starts dancing while they sing it,
and he's like, oh I love this, Oh I love this.
That's what he does. And people have been making like
(28:35):
memes or reels whatever they've been making tweets, okay, and
it's like the audience reaction to him setting the mic down,
and it's like it shows that perspective. And then it
shows the audience perspective and the guy like sits down
in a chair, opens a book. He's like me at
a Justin Timberlake concert.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's the meme.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, anyway, help cut that out. Stokes controversy. Lampooning Sydney
Sweeney's American Eagle ad. Do you see this thumbnail and
you put.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
My glasses on? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, she remade the shot.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's pretty funny, though. I don't understand why people are
so upset about it. It's like, Jesus, get over it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I don't understand the Sydney Sweeney obsession.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well apparently.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I don't really love her either, but it's like, so,
was it like not okay to have somebody who's not
of color in ads? Now, Like it's kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm confused what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Everybody like her, Sidney Sweeney is American Eagle ad has
like been stirring up a lot of controversy, and like
people are talking all this shit on her and American
Eagle because she says in the Comer or whatever something
about like having good jeans or someone tells her she
has good jeans. So they're like, oh, saying that they
(30:08):
would never say that if it was a black lady. Yeah,
Like that's that's the level of rat so dumb. So
you literally can't have a white person interesting that says
something like good jeans because she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Jeans, she's yeah, literally had to toe down them and
she's saying I have good jeans. That's so absurd.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I know, but that's like what people are so mad about,
and it's crazy that that's that's the world we live in.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Huh, Yeah, it'd be it'd be actually, it'd be kind
of fun to do as Sidney's. I know, American Eagle
doesn't do advertising like this, but if they did advertising
like this, it would be Sidney Sweeney and like ratty jeans.
But it's Sidney Sweeney who everybody thinks is like pretty
and if she says, people tell me I have bad
jeans and then they show to her in good genes.
(31:00):
It's from an American Eagle. But yeah, that's not really there.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
They're more like sex, aren't they. American Eagle. What was
the documentary we watched about the sex place?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
That's American apparel.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, American apparel.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
American apparel, yes, American Eagle not so much where.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
They just hired porn stars to be their models.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
American Eagle is all about the non retouched campaign, like yeah,
we're gonna use like natural model, so they they don't like, yeah,
they don't retouch any of their models on their website.
If you shop, if you shop their stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Anthony Hopkins fans go wild as he resurrects Hannibal Elector
to mock Kim Kardashian's skim products. He put the he
put like the thing around his head and then did
Hannibal Elector why Like what's no? No, he's taking shots at Kim. Kay.
Do you think Anthony Hopkins is working for Kanye and
(31:59):
they're doing like a system takedown on the Kardashians. I
don't know. I want to see the video. He tweeted
at Kim Kardashian or Instagram. He posted it. He said, Hello, Kim,
I'm already feeling ten years younger, and then he said
she commented back, and he said, thank you, Kim. Don't
(32:20):
be afraid to come over for dinner. Dude. How sick
would that be if Anthony Hopkins eats Kim Kardashian, Oh
my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Well, all right, maybe he's saying like eat her like.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Eat her like sexually.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
He went step the Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Good evening, Kim, I came over to thug you.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And then like, oh, like wearing her skims.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, ah, he's wearing her skims. That's probably the joke there.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah. So they make skims for dudes, they.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Do, and they're advertising on a lot of podcasts. Did
you know that there's a few podcasts I listened to
that started hitting skim spots And I'm like, who, And
I'm not saying I don't want people to know what
I listened to. It was Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I just need to know who's wearing music. Are they
like really like vain guys, Are they like gross out
of shape people that are like, yeah, this is like
funny joke.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's Steve Bannon. Just Steve Bannon with like four colored
four polo color. No, Because now here's the thing. This
is what I do. I would when I feel like
I'm getting chubby, I just let it be something I
noticed and then I just changed my diet for a
(33:57):
while and I just live with it. And I'm like, Okay,
this is where I'm at. Now do I want this
to get worse or better? And usually I can get
it better. Right now, I'm in a better phase.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm in a bad phase.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm in a Yeah, I'm just not eating as much,
I'm not home during the day.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I'm fat.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Right, No, you're not a baby. You're beautiful. What you
should be in an American parallan?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, right, I haven't worked out in like a month.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, you don't let me work out on the weekends anymore.
Oh God, Kate has a no no exercise policy.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
What you're annoying with that? Really?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
No, babe? Yes, you are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Don't try to pull that ship and try to tell
people that I don't let you work out a liar, and.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm just gonna get up early on the weekends. I think, okay, yeah,
so then we can spend time together. That would be nice, right,
that's what you want? Not no, mo, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I don't want it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
You have to stay home. Kate's Kate's my feeder. I'm
an eater. She's a feeder. I say, I go lay
in bed, and she goes. I go, Kate, bring me
the box of twinkies, bring me the.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Drumsticks, like Brandon Fraser.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Brendan Fraser, Brendan Fraser. I got it right, you mean
like Brandon Frasier's all right, so we're gonna get We're
gonna go over the premium.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Now. I gotta go stir the soup and add some stuff.
So www dot terribleperson dot co go there, sign up
and uh find us on Patreon if you want to
do it that way. More people use the regular www
dot terrible person at CEO. So sign up and we'll
see you over there.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Bye bye,
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