September 28, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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trust China. China is ass you. I'm gonna come, I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come. Come Come, I'm gonna come. Come, Come, Come,
(00:22):
Come Come. Hello. Welcome to terrible person. Hello, Welcome. I
think it might be just an extra long free episode,
an extra long free episode.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
For all you, for all you free loaders. Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I don't know why. It just seemed like a fun
thing to do. Thank you to everybody who subscribed to
the premium. We'll be back to our regular schedule next week. Yeah,
I think I don't know. Who knows this might be
just a premium only after we recorded. We might just decide,
you know what to you know what?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Too hardcore?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, too hardcore, because we're hardcore. We're hardcore. Yeah. Dancing
and that I'm dead dancing. I'm dead dancing until I'm dead.
That song has been stuck in my head.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
A fucking dad, what are you dancing to?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What? Dancing? Something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, they still don't know what I'm dead?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, just seeing a fucking white girl just spinning around
in a circle.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Flying in the air dancing in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah I could have. Yeah, it probably was Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a good show.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know, started off a little slow, I thought for
me personally, like the first four episodes they dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was like, but it did set up things nicely
and it wasn't as slow as let's say, Severance or
what's the other show we were just saying so long.
There was one where we were like, damn, what's the point.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh it was like a documentary type, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know? Yeah, Or it's that what's it called,
Elizabeth Holmes. I'm in an ox Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I think that shows good thought. Watching that Severance gets
so drawn out and so long. For me, I'm like,
I could fall asleep watching the same episode ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I told Caitlin, and while she was in the middle
of episode eight, I was like, this is the crazy
My brain feels crazy some days because I'm like, I
watched this and then I realized, like, you're starting it
from the beginning and falling asleep roughly around the same time.
And so I've seen the episode eight of Severns like
four or five different times, like all the way through,
(02:52):
and I just am like, have I seen this?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I feel like maybe that's a good sign that I
just it's just not for me.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, that might be.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It like it's so it's good, but it's so slow,
and then I feel like they just perseparate for way
too long on like the dumbest little shit, and you're just.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like, persufferate. That's a good word.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Can do we not have to make this an hour
long episode.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're just gonna blow by that, babe. Persuffitate perseparate, persuffitate, peruffer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Per suffering, perseparate per Why can't you say that word?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I just don't know. I've never heard that word before.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You're large and large tongue.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Tongue hard for me to close the perper, I'm the
right word? What does that word mean? Just dwell on? Yeah, okay,
say that's a good word, pan.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Perseparate Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Uh yeah, do you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Want me to look at the the legal definition?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, I'm sure it's pretty close. I mean you
seem like you know what it means.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I do. Yeah, my mom used to use it all
the time. Mom me, so I grew up with that word.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How would how would you hear it?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She would tell me not to perseparate on something like
if I was like bothered by something and I kept
complaining about it, tell me to like basically get over it.
Move on, bitch, it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Or did you see the scene with uh, what's his name?
The the Boss and Severance where he's like, you must.
He stands in front of the mirror and he says,
you must give up childish things. You must, and then
he keeps shortening the sentence and he's like, grow up,
grow up. Do you remember that scene?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, must have fallen aslip for that one.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, I just wish here's my gripe with it. I
just wish they'd stay with the A story, give me
the workers, honestly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Because there'll be something like major I feel like also
too happening with like the main characters, like the main
four people that are stuck in whatever women, and then
it'll literally take them four episodes to get fucking back
to that story, because they'll do a one one shoot
of like the one character of like his previous life,
(05:22):
or like they'll do another one off episode of some
lady having a nervous fucking breakdown who no longer works
there anymore. It's just like, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Care, or the fact that I know that the town
that Kobel grew up in is an ether mining town
and that pays literally that has nothing to do with
the story.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But I know that I've spent a whole episode.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
On it and showing people huffing. Maybe it's to show
like the kind of diluted maybe brain cell capacity of
some of the.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Folks, but like, how do you not get okay if
they say people's attention span is shorter than that of
a goldfish, how the fuck was that? Meaning?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Here's what I'm thinking. I think everybody heard that for
so long that now they're making things that are so
long just to blow off the status quo that people
are losing their attention span. And then I think the
people who are insecure about having a short attention span
watch those shows and are like, wow, I'm really nailing it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Really, Yeah, I just we're watching Netflix, and you know
how like if you just have it up, they play
like the little ads. They have a date for June
November twenty six, So what is that like the weekend
after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's yeah, that is the weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
After thing, the week after Thanksgiving, your Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And then we're gonna have to wait six more years
to see You.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Think they're gonna do one of those things where they
drop two episodes at once. They're gonna drop two episodes,
wait six months, drop another two. Yeah, it's gonna be
a five part drop for.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This, Honestly, if they don't, if they don't drop a
substantial amount of stuff whenever it drops, if they don't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just drop the whole fucking season at once, finish it.
Are you kidding me? It's been four and a half years. Yeah,
just fucking get it over.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
With at this point, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I just I don't know if they're gonna make people
wait four and a half years and then try to
be dicks and split up the the episodes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it makes me.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like, not eveone want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Episodes are only fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's just annoying.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And they released two episodes. Oh my god, Stranger Things dropped.
This is a half hour. I don't know. I think
they're gonna have a different because of how long it took.
I think they're gonna have a really difficult time landing.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know. Maybe what if they just drop like
a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well I thought that's what they were doing. I thought
they were dropping like three movies.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I guess it. Well, it's gonna be like long episodes,
I guess, but I don't know how what would constitute
long an hour?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I just want Honestly, I just wanted The Long Walk
to be available on Netflix or HBO because I want
to watch it again. The movie was so good. I
don't know if I really conveyed that on our last
episode where we talked about it, but it was unbelievable.
But yeah, Wednesday's ripping though. Did we finish it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh yeah we did. The finishing The last episode was
kind of like the last the payoff.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wednesday's just like so yeah, yeah, She's like, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I wanted to see I wanted to see more of
what Enid was up to.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Also, don't spoil it for people? Well I not.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I just said what she's up to. I want to
see what she's up to. But no, the thing, And honestly,
I think most people have probably already finished it. It's
been out a while, hasn't it a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I guess it's only four episodes. I feel like you
could rip through it pretty quick. Oh, big news, big news,
breaking news, terrible person listeners. Grat and Kate are now
the proud renters of the storage unit.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Actually, big news.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
We have we have closet space now.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, we got a storage unit.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
CA can buy more decorations. We have now now we
actually probably have a good place for the nutcracker.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It'll be too hot for him out there.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, I'm saying, function there next to awesome poop box.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Why is my headphone? What the one is like not working?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is it plugged in? Unplugged in?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Plugging in? Better?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hello, okay, that's better. I don't know what happened. Yeah,
like the sound just went out in my left ear.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Where were we? Kate?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Sorry, the new Karate Kid movie is going to be
on Netflix on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But yeah, this is this is this is now just
what we've watched podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
We went to hobby lobby. I got a big like,
what would you say, three and a half foot tall
nutcracker Cracker. Grant's trying to put him in the storage
you know, I'm trying to put stays inside.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm trying to put him next to awesome s poop box. No,
what baby inside?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Get him off?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fucking Dusty baby, he has like a.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Furry black hat. Do you think that mixes with kitty litter?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Does no good scratching? No?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, so you can pop off all of his little
sparkly button yeah, no, trust her.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Kate decorated for Hallows Hellows eve All hallows Eve.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did. I think I did a pretty good job
this year. We have a lot of Halloween decorations.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah. I bought Kate. I took Kate on a decoration
shopping spree. Thank you, I said, baby, anything you want
under within within fifteen dollars price.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He bought me a pumpkin, a really cool scary pumpkin
with jagged little teeth, and he pops out, he like
popped out his eyeballs and he's holding them and it
lights up and changes colors. And then he got me
an eyeball lamp.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, that's cool. It's like a globe glass. It's like
frosted glass.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And then it's like hand painted like veins and shit
eyeball stuff on it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And then you got me a throw pillow that has
a spider web on it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, I did, I did.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
What else did you get me? You got me some
skull candy gummies.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Those were good.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I feel like I got you a lot of stuff,
got you many gifts.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The skull gummies were good. They had like two different
consistencies of gummies in one. I liked it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know, I ate a sucker last night, one of
those Star Wars suckers.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yea, yeah, but you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, it just took an hour.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You're not your sucking powers. Not.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What do you do when you're clogged up? Back? Do you?
Is that what you do with a sucker?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I just put it in my mouth. It's been around
every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You actually suck on the lollipop?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh huh, I.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Mean, I guess, do you? But that's why it's taking
you an hour to get through a lollipop.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Doesn't that like hurt your tongue and bridge of your
bridge of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, I'm not. It's like I'm eating Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I guess that shit does suck up the.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Roof of your mouth. My mom also had these, like
when we went over there for dinner. We go over
there every Sunday. She had these like Japanese candies of
some sort.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They were like the macho.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, they were different. They were hard candies. The one
that I had, yeah, and it was like this like
sour little ball, but it had this like rough texture
to it, and it was since it was sour and
the rough texture, it just like fucked off my mouth
on the inside.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm like, oh, I feel like citric acid, like sour
patch Kids and stuff like that that I don't like
it anymore. And it's not because of the sourness. It's
literally because of the citric acid dust or whatever they
put on them.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh, I don't mind that stuff. This was This wasn't
like coated in anything though. It was literally just the
candy itself was like rough texture because it was I
thought it was just coding at first too, but it
was like that the entire candy Carandy Kurny. It never
got smooth. It was always like textured and like rippy.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
My gut instinct instinct is when I put a sucker
in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
To just let it sit there, no soak.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, My instinct is to just immediately crunch it and
fight through it. Just just don't even soften it up,
just pop out.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean, I think with a certain things, like with
a dumb dumb. I feel like, yeah, you can do that,
still kind of sketchy, but like with a fucking giant
ass starbars lollipop. I don't I love it. You're gonna
break your teeth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I know that's like, and that's why. But also I
don't every time we have suckers, we're like sitting on
the cotage together, and I don't want to be like, yeah,
that's why. That's why it takes me so long to
eat suckers, because I'm not trying to make a bunch
of noise and bother.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Surprise, bother, my woman, surprising.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You're so out with everything you do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You got mad at me for crinkling some the candy.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Fucking skull that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Was That was during the day at one point. I
don't remember what I was having, but oh yeah, I
guess it was the skulls, wasn't it. Yes, I opened
them up as quiet. I went into the bedroom so
I could open them up. I closed the closet door
(15:30):
behind me and I went it like pushed up against
all the clothes so it just deadened all the sound.
And then I came out and I was like, well,
I need to get them I forgot to get them,
but I just flipped the bag over and you go,
could you make any more name?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It was insane. It was like, really five minutes. It's
because you can't stick as that little hand in.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, I did turn it over, and I did. I said,
that's how I did it. Every time I get a snack, guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Turn it over and then if it's not coming out
because it's stuck because they're gummies, then fucking reach your
fingers in there.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Every times are.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Too big to get them out, and then you're just
like like no.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The every time I have a snack in the middle
of the night, after Campe falls asleep, I go into
the bedroom and I unwrap it or unwrap it in
the closet. And I always think, you don't watch the Sopranos,
But there was a scene where Johnny Sack, King of
New York, walked in on his very big wife in
(16:34):
the closet and she had a secret stash of candy
bars and she was just like stuffing them in her mouth.
I always think, when I go to open up like
a candy bar, I think you're gonna wake up and
come into the closet and be like what are you doing.
Are you eating that in the closet. You don't have
to do that. You're beautiful. I love you the way
you are. You handle it the way Johnny Sack would.
(16:57):
I think you're beautiful. You can eat that candy bar
are on the couch next to me, sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's hilarious. My cousins when they were really little, they
were like candy hollocks and they would eat candy, like,
get it from somewhere in the cupboards, I guess because
my parents my family does like candy, so they usually
have it. They would get it from the cupboards or wherever,
like hoard it, and then you'd go in the closet
(17:26):
and they you'd find just like in the corner, just
like a stack of fucking candy wrappers, like all crinkled
up like pean and em nuts, and like what. They
would fucking sneak candy eat it in their little rooms
because when they stayed at my parents' house, they would
each have their own separate rooms and then hide the
fucking rappers in the clock.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Were they not supposed to have candy.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
At home, my aunt would like limit it. Wait, my
aunt uncle would limit it. So they like felt the
neat to like hide it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh, I didn't even think that. I know these cousins
and yeah, that's so funny to just imagine them hoarding candy.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, they were like little fucking tiny kids.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
They're like squirrels.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, and we go we like over the closet and
they'd be like twelve like crumpled up wrappers, and we're.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Like, interesting, I didn't know that. Do you think do
you think candy has ever ruined anyone's life? Surely right,
like spiraled out of control on candy.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, I'm sure there's probably a six hundred pound per
six hundred pound life person that I'm to go to,
you know, like, see, I'm not even food is candy.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I feel like if all you ate was candy, would
you get that big?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't know, I feel like you get diabetes.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like you could
fuck up your life.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
With candy because I sometimes worry, like with the way
I eat, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking get diabyes, no
nutritional value foods, and then I just think eat gummies
and shit.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And you're just like, WHOA, I don't know, man, The
thing I think about and this is this is I
don't know. Take this how you will. But nobody knew
any of this ship when I was like a kid,
you know what I mean, like how to eat? Right?
Like that wasn't that generation was figuring it out then,
(19:31):
you know what I mean? So there were like all
these like different trends and the food pyramid changed and
then I don't I don't know, I but I change.
But yeah, but I don't think that we turned out
all that bad. Maybe other people.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Did, well, didn't they say that they're gonna release what
they they know what the cause of autism is, and
they're gonna tell everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah it's til it's tilan. I'm I'm pretty sure it's out.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I must have missed this news.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But what well, because you said it. You said it
on Monday, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like seed oil.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Right? No, hold on, weally, Siri, what caused autism? I
shouldn't have said, Siria. I googled that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, Gemini, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, this is good podcasting.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, but like wait, okay, I think I do remember
seeing something people talking a lot about Thailand, and I
was like, what are they what does it mean? Let's
see what's everybody on Thailand all for?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm dumb HHS claim linking Thailand all to autism? What's HHS?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I is that like homeland security? I don't know what
is HHS?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh Man, why is this taking me to I don't
want to go to a news channel. I don't want
to watch it. I want to read it. I want
to try and read it. This is all from Fox News,
so I don't know. I'm only seeing Oh, maybe it's
(21:22):
because stand by talk to the people, Kate, what are
you seeing HSUS?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Does that meant hospitality staffing solution? Yes, hospital for special surgery.
I don't know what HSS stands for.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
World health officials counter Trump's unproven claim of link between
a SENTIMENTIFEN and autism. Authorities from Australia to Europe move
swiftly Tuesday to respond to US announcement and affirm that
the safety of the drug. Okay, what is that? Sorry?
(22:01):
That wasn't the article. London. Health officials across the globe
on Tuesday rejected President Trump's warning that pregnant woman should
limit the use of a sentimentifin over an unsubstantiated claims
of a link to autism. Authorities from Australia. You're okay,
(22:22):
they move swiftly, don't don't take talent all, don't take it,
fight like hell not to take it. And I don't
know what the science is available. Evidence has found no
link between the use of para set all during pregnancy
(22:43):
and autism. Paracetamol y that looks right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
GB's version. What they call their title?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What is it? Paracetum something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
They call it like in different countries and stuff. You
know how they call their They don't call it a
ceeda medaphine dorks. It's like something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Sounds like some Harry Potter ship.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I don't know. I don't know how I feel. You
know how it is when we talk about stuff on
this popcast.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We don't know what we're We don't.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Know what we're saying, so don't get mad. Well No, Also,
we didn't say we didn't say that it was linked.
You know, we just found it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So that's yeah, But that's.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What that's what the big announcement was, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And seed whale, but mostly time is it because you're
not supposed to take arbuprofen when you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Either I don't know or I don't know any of
these rules. I didn't and I have no idea. It's
like you can't eat shrimp, you can't take tilent all,
why be alive?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You can't write roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Can't write roller coasters?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Like, what can you do that's fun?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah? You can't drink, can't smoke. Hell, it's over. Then
you got to raise a kid. Then you got something
to do immediately, you know what I mean. No, I'm
just saying you can't do anything and then you just
have like an eighteen year long chore. No, it's not mean.
(24:27):
I'm just saying, like you go, you're Your task then
becomes to raise the child. Yes, and that is like
just having something to do all the time. Yes, like
having a little cat. Cats and kids are the exact same.
I just dig all the holes. They're the exact same.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
People. Off with that. Nobody cares more than the autism comment.
They got us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh, speaking of you, ready, I got a message today.
Hold on, let's see. So I got a message from Matt. Yes, hey, Grant,
I'm a new listener. Let me retake that Hey, Grant,
(25:18):
I'm a new listener and just wanted to weigh in
on the Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Travis and Taylor,
I could, I could take them or leave them, but
I acknowledge that they are both. They are elite at
their jobs. Travis will be hold on. I want to
retake this.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm Do you want me to read it? Grant?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I'm pretty high. Can you read it?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I can read better than you can.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Here here you read it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's like you're the person that they just like, hope
that doesn't get called for popcorn kids like that, just
like please.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
No, if there's somebody who's insecure about reading, you sure
are laying it on a pretty thick babe.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not what do you mean I'm insecure. I'm not reading.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I'm insecure about reading aloud. I told you that story. Okay,
Well I told you that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Do you have me to read? Hello?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You're just okay?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Hey Grant, I'm a new listener and just wanted to
weigh in on the Travis Kelsey and he Swift in
on the Kelsey's and t Swift. Sorry, Travis and Taylor.
I could take them or leave them, but I will
acknowledge that they are a laite at their jobs. Travis
will be in the Pro football h o F. I
(26:38):
think that means Hall of Fame one day, alongside his
brother Jason, and Taylor has some absolute bangers. Our song
Come on now, put on our song and I dare
you not to jam out. Also, Fuck Not Like Us
by Kendrick, Thank You Amy by Swizzle is the best
disc track out right now. I also wanted to defend
(26:59):
Jason because he's a beautiful human, super down to earth, hilarious,
just an absolute riot, and also possibly the best center
to ever play in the history of the NFL. Sorry,
just a few gripes. Oh well, keep doing your thing,
love your show, hoop. You've been doing well at your
new nine to five and loving it. Hit me up
if you ever need anything. JK, why would you ever
(27:22):
need anything?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You've read me the Riot act man. Yeah, he put
you No, dude, I don't. I guess what I'm saying
is when I thank you for writing that in Matt,
I appreciate that that constructive feedback.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I appreciate your opinion, but I'm not but existing.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But now I'm about to tear you a new asshole
on that just kidding. No, I think the thing I
was saying about Travis Kelcey is he is now a
household name, where if he was a you know, twenty
five times pro bowler, Elite Hall of Fame Superstar inductee,
(28:04):
he would still only I mean, he'd be known by
a lot more people, but it would still mostly be
football fans, correct, Where like K pop fans in Korea
know who Travis Kelsey is, or like Taylor Swift excuse me,
Taylor Swift fans in different countries know who Travis Kelsey is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That'd be so weird, like be in like an Asian
country and be like Taylor Swift my favorite artist.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I mean, it would be like it's just weird. That
would be.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Strange, Like they'd be like, what do you think that?
Like people think that's Do you think that like their
friends think that's cool? Or do you think they're like
what like why aren't you listening to like bets?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Or I don't know because one of the other.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fucking what do they call those bands? Again?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
K Yeah, I couldn't think of the word. I I
don't know because I remember thinking when my friends would
come in and they would be like, oh, man, have
you heard this Brazilian record? In high school? I was like, oh, damn,
you're on some shit. But it wasn't like pop music.
(29:10):
They weren't like, oh check out this.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's probably some weird jazz music.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It was like world beat shit. I don't know that
stuff's good.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Sure, I love listening to it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Is there? I know there's a there's K pop and
then there's JPOB.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, yeah, that's Japanese.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But what if it is there and that this isn't.
I'm not trying to spark anything by saying this, but
is there like and when.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
They say Korea they mean North Korean?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, North Korean?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's North Korean pop.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, now I lost my train. I thought, I'm sorry,
I damn it. Oh, I know what it was japop,
Like this isn't. I'm not trying to be like anything.
I'm just having a conversation here. But is there's Japanese?
It's Japanese pop? Right? But how do we know it's not?
(30:06):
I don't know Jamaican pop or like, do they have
Jewish pop?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I mean I've seen popular Jewish music.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, we can't forget the Jews, guys, can you persecution
their whole lives.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What are you What are you laughing about? Oh? I
guess you are Jewish? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yep, what am I laughing about?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah? You're just over there giggling.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, because I was laughing about North Korean I was
laughing at the Jlopeno.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Pop was good.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
What are you laugh about? Have you not been part
of this conversation? I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You know what if I were You know that band Cartel.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Uh, yes, from like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh no, no, it's like car z l It's that those
it's that song I always play Boo Boo boo.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is it the one that's in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah? Yeah, Spanish group and they also rap. Okay, that's
Jilipino pop.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Is that's a big time Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Kilapeno pop. I want to have AI generate an entire
albums where the instrumental music and then just write songs
that are so pointed at specific people and then just
(31:54):
put out an album on Spotify, because it's like ten
dollars for.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Would these be like just like people that you've you
know personally, or would these be like, yeah, you know,
people that everyone would know.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Like yeah, like there would be a song called like
John Jay van Ass and be like John Jay, remember
when you pooped your pants at work and just like
make up a bunch of shit.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
That somehow doesn't seem mean. Yeah, that seems like it
really happened.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah it did. Didn't make for sure. I mean
there's I there had to have been a time he
just slipped one in and didn't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, pooping out work, pooping your pants at work would
be bats Would.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You go back? I guess it depends on how bad
it was?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, Like I guess it. Yeah, it depends on how
and also how like discreet you were, Like were you
able to just like I don't know, go get new
pants or something?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And were you wearing dark pants?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah? And then you just and then you snuck out,
got new pants, came back and nobody really noticed or something?
Or did you did everybody notice like a big poop
plane on the back of your pants or what if
you were wearing a dress like running down your life.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Or no, it's just like a full just like turd.
You didn't even poop your pants, You just pooped your chair.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Like are you even wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
How are you sitting on this chair.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Naked weird be so gross. Do you think people do that,
like go to school and just like no underwear and just.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Sit on the chair. I don't know. I mean I'm
sure sure, Yeah, everybody does everything now some for everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I'm sure. I'm sure they do it everywhere, airplanes, any
sort of public seating area.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, it's agena.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let's get irritated. Do you remember the slender Man girls.
Are they out of jail?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Do you get to get out of jail if you
murder your friend? As like like seven, they were young,
they were yeah, they were they were little. I thought, yeah,
that was a no. And they didn't murder. I don't
think she died.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I thought she did.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm gonna adventure I guests and say I'm ninety percent
certain the girl didn't die. Slender Man murders real. Okay, No,
(34:47):
the slender Man murders were not real, but they were
based on the real life attempted murder in twenty fourteen,
where two twelve year olds stabbed their friend to appease
the fictional Internet character slender Ma, believing it would make
him their protector. How how warped?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Do you have to be as like a little kid
to be like I need to stab this person? I
mean too the tolls.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Here's the thing is, maybe there was one girl that
thought she saw slender Man maybe one time, huh. But
the one of the girls had to have been like you.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Did, they're nuts?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
No, no one, because there were two.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Of them, huh.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So the one had to buy in at one point,
right and be like, oh my god, where did you
see him?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Which I guess if it's that's crazy anyone, It does
make sense that it's like little kids, because I feel
like they probably are easily influenced, more more so than
most adults might be. But then again, how do you
fucking could tap am at time?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Charismatic people.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And follower types and drugs.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You get somebody in the right headspace, you start spinning knowledge.
We could we could start a cult.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, we couldn't.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I could.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, what will.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We call it?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It's not my cult?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
It's not my cult, that's it. Oh my god, we're
not a cult. TM. Not a cult, not a cult TM. Yeah,
we all just wear the same clothes and just all
hang out in tents.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
And it sounds so miserable, like gross.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, if they had like a condo.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
With forty five people living in one.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
No no, no, no, I'm saying if they, if if cults
were like apartment complexes, I'd consider it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Have you seen that one apartment building blow by blow
by the cult talk?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Well, what's what with the apartment building?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You were talking about? An apartment complex? Yeah, and I said,
have you seen that one apartment building in China that
houses like thirty thousand people?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I should it to you. We watched the whole thing
on it.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh well, I saw a picture of it again the
other day and I'm like, that's scary.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That is scary.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then there's some that don't have any windows.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, it's like a cruise ship. Yeah. And they have
a whole economy inside the cabin inside the apartment complex.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah. It was like they have hairdressers.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, it's what that It's what that game Stray is
kind of based on. So that's what it's like in there.
Where like in some places you just see like a
little bit of the sky and that's it. Yeah, I mean,
and then summer just so.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
People work in there too, Like there's like office jobs
or something.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I think they I think they have stuff like they
have like essentially like a mall.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Like people just like work from home.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I mean this was pretty working from home stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Well it says like people don't ever have to Well
what about going to work?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh, I don't know, or do people not work?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Are these like poor people?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I mean, I don't think the accommodations are great.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Is this like like China's version of the Projects or something?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I mean every yeah, I guess, But it's that is
amplified to a degree that is wild, you know, mm hmm.
But you're just gonna blow by the fact that I
was saying I would consider joining a cult if it
was in like a nice kind of minium establishment townhouses.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Not in the thirty thousand unit Chinese Where did that
even come from?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That has nothing to do with the conversation.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's an apartment complex, okay, fair, So it does.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Okay, so never mind. But yes, I have seen that
because I showed it to you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
You didn't show I found it on my own. I'm
bringing it up now.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, we watched a YouTube video about it.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No we didn't, Yes we did, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, it was on like a suid bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
No, you're talking about the place that like got shut
down that was made of like shipping containers. I know
exactly what you're talking about. This is not what I'm
talking about, thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No, this place was built up over like a century
place that I'm thinking of, and it centers around like
an old military base.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I don't know, I didn't get into that far. I
just it's a building. It's not like shipping containers like
stacked on top of each other so haphazardly. Yes, it
was that one that you showed me. Was literally that, Okay,
it was literally a community made of fucking shipping containers
that got like shut dow No because it was unsafe.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yes, no, that was something else. Yes, No, we watched
you to.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
The death on this. Yes, it fucking was.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
We watched the whole thing about post. It was after
a World war and like stuff had settled down, and
then they like built this military base became like this.
They just started building around it. But it wasn't it's
not shipping containers.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes it was. It was like a little shanty town
that was like vertical. Yes, it was grant. Oh my god,
oh my god, Wait.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
God, we're talking about. We're talking about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
No, we're not. We're not talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I know what you're talking about with the ship containers.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, then you're acting like you didn't have any clue
ten seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I know what you're talking I just acknowledged that I
know what you're talking about. But we are talking about
the same place, I think. Babe, don't put your mic down.
Why are you so frustrated.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
We're not talking about the same place. Let them, babe,
we're not talking about the same place. But you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Let them. Kate, give us a book review.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
To stop throwing that book in my face. I will
literally cut you with it. I will take every single
page and paper cut you to death. Yeah, so shut up,
how is it good? Don't annoy me.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm not trying to annoy you. I will kill you
about your book. Kate was giving me a real hard
time the other day and I hit her with let them, and.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I wanted to punch him and be like, yeah, and
let me fucking put you in your place.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I don't think that's how the book works.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, it's it literally says let me no I know,
and basically gives you all the control to handle it
how you want to and determine how much energy and
time you want to spend on.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It, which most of the time should be one amount
of energy and time.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Little to none. But in that instance, me punching you
would have a bow.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Good. Well, I love you, babe.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Sound Oh, I don't like it. Turn it off. It's creepy.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's Halloween. It's their Halloween episode.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I don't like that. It sounds like little aliens on our.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Podcast's dressed like a turkey. Right now, I'm uh, I'm
brad paid from an interview with the vampire.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh my god, you're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
What a turkey? I don't know you picked the costume, babe.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
We went to Spirit.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
We did go to Spirit.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I wanted to get costumes.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
What do you know? I didn't know. Let me let
them let you, babe, I didn't. I didn't restrict you
from doing anything at all Spirit Spirits. You did what?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You didn't get a costume?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Well, I didn't see anything that tickled my fancy. Oh Kate,
are you done recording? Seems like you're done recording.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
What are we having for dinner? I don't know, I'm hungry.
And then getting hungry, and.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I feel like you're just giving me ship for everything
I do.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I'm not giving you ship? When when am I giving
you ship? Sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Let them see this is what I mean. You're taunting me.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'm not taunting when I say so much?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Are yes? You are? Yes? You are? No, I will
scratch you.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I'm just having babe. I'm just having fun. I'm trying
to get you to have fun. Let me you meet me?
Why because you're annoyed? What do you went for dinner tonight?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
You antagonize me? Can you come after me? And you
patronize me and you make fun of me and you
make me want to hurt you.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I don't, babe, I don't do any of that stuff
you do all of the love. No, babe, you just
have thin skin.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I don't have thin skin. Babe. You're just an asshole.
And I'm tired of the repeated abuse.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
And no you say.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I pick, you're picking. You're just this wrong, and you
do this wrong and you do that wrong. And I
don't like this about you.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Let them do to me, baby, tell me all the time,
all this stuff you don't like, Let me kill you. Yeah, guys,
look out for that obituary. My obituary coming out.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
There'll be no secret who did it?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You try and frame somebody though, you're frame awesome. You
do like Amanda Dox.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Like take her away.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You just going there and you're like, Ah Grant's brother
in law. I think he did it.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
The Australian ginger.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
He's that ginger. Yes, he would be mad if you
heard that. Who do you think? Who do you think
he has? Edge?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Here? Well, I met him one time. I really don't
know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, I mean you've just seen pictures. Nobody was ginger,
no dark hair?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Really?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Since when?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I mean since when? We'll find out.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
All right, give me a picture, show me a picture.
I'll tell you if he's strawberry or not.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, all right, Well, okay, what's for dinner?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I asked you that for dinner? Stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's annoy What sounds good? What did you have for lunch?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Okay? And what do you want? What do you want
for dinner? What? I don't know, it's completely checked out.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
What sounds good to you?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
We just do bad pod? I don't know. Burger doesn't
sound great? Kind of does?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Don't lead with what doesn't sound good? Lead with what
does sound good?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Jersey Mikes?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
What would be here all day? If you just sucking
lead with? They don't this does not kill.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Nice firehouse and we haven't done. We have.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
But I get a sandwich and it gives me a
sodium content warning. Have you ever noticed that?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, so the sandwich that I get at uh firehouse ups,
it's just like a ham and cheese sandwich. I remember,
I don't remember exactly what it's called. Might just be
called ham and cheese. But yeah, there's literally like this
little yield sign, like a caution sign at the bottom
when you go to like place it in your bag
(47:43):
or whatever, and it's like SODI high sodium content, and
it basically says that, like this one meal is like
way more than like you're a lot of sodium content
for the days. I wonder if all of them like that,
or if it's just the ham.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Probably the ham is so good there? Do they have
chili too? Yeah? They got chili. They got chili. Okay, guys,
this has been a long episode. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Bye,
Come. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I'm gonna come. Why are you who season? People don't
trust China. China is ass you. I'm gonna come, I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come. Come Come, I'm gonna come. Come, Come, Come,
(00:22):
Come Come. Hello. Welcome to terrible person. Hello, Welcome. I
think it might be just an extra long free episode,
an extra long free episode.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
For all you, for all you free loaders. Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I don't know why. It just seemed like a fun
thing to do. Thank you to everybody who subscribed to
the premium. We'll be back to our regular schedule next week. Yeah,
I think I don't know. Who knows this might be
just a premium only after we recorded. We might just decide,
you know what to you know what?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Too hardcore?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, too hardcore, because we're hardcore. We're hardcore. Yeah. Dancing
and that I'm dead dancing. I'm dead dancing until I'm dead.
That song has been stuck in my head.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
A fucking dad, what are you dancing to?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What? Dancing? Something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, they still don't know what I'm dead?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, just seeing a fucking white girl just spinning around
in a circle.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Flying in the air dancing in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah I could have. Yeah, it probably was Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a good show.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know, started off a little slow, I thought for
me personally, like the first four episodes they dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was like, but it did set up things nicely
and it wasn't as slow as let's say, Severance or
what's the other show we were just saying so long.
There was one where we were like, damn, what's the point.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh it was like a documentary type, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know? Yeah, Or it's that what's it called,
Elizabeth Holmes. I'm in an ox Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I think that shows good thought. Watching that Severance gets
so drawn out and so long. For me, I'm like,
I could fall asleep watching the same episode ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I told Caitlin, and while she was in the middle
of episode eight, I was like, this is the crazy
My brain feels crazy some days because I'm like, I
watched this and then I realized, like, you're starting it
from the beginning and falling asleep roughly around the same time.
And so I've seen the episode eight of Severns like
four or five different times, like all the way through,
(02:52):
and I just am like, have I seen this?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I feel like maybe that's a good sign that I
just it's just not for me.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, that might be.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It like it's so it's good, but it's so slow,
and then I feel like they just perseparate for way
too long on like the dumbest little shit, and you're just.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like, persufferate. That's a good word.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Can do we not have to make this an hour
long episode.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're just gonna blow by that, babe. Persuffitate perseparate, persuffitate, peruffer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Per suffering, perseparate per Why can't you say that word?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I just don't know. I've never heard that word before.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You're large and large tongue.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Tongue hard for me to close the perper, I'm the
right word? What does that word mean? Just dwell on? Yeah, okay,
say that's a good word, pan.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Perseparate Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Uh yeah, do you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Want me to look at the the legal definition?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, I'm sure it's pretty close. I mean you
seem like you know what it means.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I do. Yeah, my mom used to use it all
the time. Mom me, so I grew up with that word.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How would how would you hear it?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She would tell me not to perseparate on something like
if I was like bothered by something and I kept
complaining about it, tell me to like basically get over it.
Move on, bitch, it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Or did you see the scene with uh, what's his name?
The the Boss and Severance where he's like, you must.
He stands in front of the mirror and he says,
you must give up childish things. You must, and then
he keeps shortening the sentence and he's like, grow up,
grow up. Do you remember that scene?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, must have fallen aslip for that one.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, I just wish here's my gripe with it. I
just wish they'd stay with the A story, give me
the workers, honestly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Because there'll be something like major I feel like also
too happening with like the main characters, like the main
four people that are stuck in whatever women, and then
it'll literally take them four episodes to get fucking back
to that story, because they'll do a one one shoot
of like the one character of like his previous life,
(05:22):
or like they'll do another one off episode of some
lady having a nervous fucking breakdown who no longer works
there anymore. It's just like, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Care, or the fact that I know that the town
that Kobel grew up in is an ether mining town
and that pays literally that has nothing to do with
the story.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But I know that I've spent a whole episode.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
On it and showing people huffing. Maybe it's to show
like the kind of diluted maybe brain cell capacity of
some of the.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Folks, but like, how do you not get okay if
they say people's attention span is shorter than that of
a goldfish, how the fuck was that? Meaning?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Here's what I'm thinking. I think everybody heard that for
so long that now they're making things that are so
long just to blow off the status quo that people
are losing their attention span. And then I think the
people who are insecure about having a short attention span
watch those shows and are like, wow, I'm really nailing it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Really, Yeah, I just we're watching Netflix, and you know
how like if you just have it up, they play
like the little ads. They have a date for June
November twenty six, So what is that like the weekend
after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's yeah, that is the weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
After thing, the week after Thanksgiving, your Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And then we're gonna have to wait six more years
to see You.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Think they're gonna do one of those things where they
drop two episodes at once. They're gonna drop two episodes,
wait six months, drop another two. Yeah, it's gonna be
a five part drop for.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This, Honestly, if they don't, if they don't drop a
substantial amount of stuff whenever it drops, if they don't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just drop the whole fucking season at once, finish it.
Are you kidding me? It's been four and a half years. Yeah,
just fucking get it over.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
With at this point, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I just I don't know if they're gonna make people
wait four and a half years and then try to
be dicks and split up the the episodes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it makes me.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like, not eveone want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Episodes are only fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's just annoying.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And they released two episodes. Oh my god, Stranger Things dropped.
This is a half hour. I don't know. I think
they're gonna have a different because of how long it took.
I think they're gonna have a really difficult time landing.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know. Maybe what if they just drop like
a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well I thought that's what they were doing. I thought
they were dropping like three movies.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I guess it. Well, it's gonna be like long episodes,
I guess, but I don't know how what would constitute
long an hour?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I just want Honestly, I just wanted The Long Walk
to be available on Netflix or HBO because I want
to watch it again. The movie was so good. I
don't know if I really conveyed that on our last
episode where we talked about it, but it was unbelievable.
But yeah, Wednesday's ripping though. Did we finish it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh yeah we did. The finishing The last episode was
kind of like the last the payoff.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wednesday's just like so yeah, yeah, She's like, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I wanted to see I wanted to see more of
what Enid was up to.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Also, don't spoil it for people? Well I not.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I just said what she's up to. I want to
see what she's up to. But no, the thing, And honestly,
I think most people have probably already finished it. It's
been out a while, hasn't it a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I guess it's only four episodes. I feel like you
could rip through it pretty quick. Oh, big news, big news,
breaking news, terrible person listeners. Grat and Kate are now
the proud renters of the storage unit.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Actually, big news.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
We have we have closet space now.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, we got a storage unit.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
CA can buy more decorations. We have now now we
actually probably have a good place for the nutcracker.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It'll be too hot for him out there.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, I'm saying, function there next to awesome poop box.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Why is my headphone? What the one is like not working?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is it plugged in? Unplugged in?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Plugging in? Better?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hello, okay, that's better. I don't know what happened. Yeah,
like the sound just went out in my left ear.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Where were we? Kate?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Sorry, the new Karate Kid movie is going to be
on Netflix on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But yeah, this is this is this is now just
what we've watched podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
We went to hobby lobby. I got a big like,
what would you say, three and a half foot tall
nutcracker Cracker. Grant's trying to put him in the storage
you know, I'm trying to put stays inside.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm trying to put him next to awesome s poop box. No,
what baby inside?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Get him off?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Fucking Dusty baby, he has like a.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Furry black hat. Do you think that mixes with kitty litter?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Does no good scratching? No?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, so you can pop off all of his little
sparkly button yeah, no, trust her.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Kate decorated for Hallows Hellows eve All hallows Eve.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did. I think I did a pretty good job
this year. We have a lot of Halloween decorations.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah. I bought Kate. I took Kate on a decoration
shopping spree. Thank you, I said, baby, anything you want
under within within fifteen dollars price.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He bought me a pumpkin, a really cool scary pumpkin
with jagged little teeth, and he pops out, he like
popped out his eyeballs and he's holding them and it
lights up and changes colors. And then he got me
an eyeball lamp.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, that's cool. It's like a globe glass. It's like
frosted glass.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And then it's like hand painted like veins and shit
eyeball stuff on it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And then you got me a throw pillow that has
a spider web on it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, I did, I did.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
What else did you get me? You got me some
skull candy gummies.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Those were good.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I feel like I got you a lot of stuff,
got you many gifts.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The skull gummies were good. They had like two different
consistencies of gummies in one. I liked it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know, I ate a sucker last night, one of
those Star Wars suckers.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yea, yeah, but you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, it just took an hour.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You're not your sucking powers. Not.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What do you do when you're clogged up? Back? Do you?
Is that what you do with a sucker?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I just put it in my mouth. It's been around
every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You actually suck on the lollipop?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh huh, I.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Mean, I guess, do you? But that's why it's taking
you an hour to get through a lollipop.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Doesn't that like hurt your tongue and bridge of your
bridge of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, I'm not. It's like I'm eating Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I guess that shit does suck up the.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Roof of your mouth. My mom also had these, like
when we went over there for dinner. We go over
there every Sunday. She had these like Japanese candies of
some sort.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They were like the macho.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, they were different. They were hard candies. The one
that I had, yeah, and it was like this like
sour little ball, but it had this like rough texture
to it, and it was since it was sour and
the rough texture, it just like fucked off my mouth
on the inside.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm like, oh, I feel like citric acid, like sour
patch Kids and stuff like that that I don't like
it anymore. And it's not because of the sourness. It's
literally because of the citric acid dust or whatever they
put on them.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh, I don't mind that stuff. This was This wasn't
like coated in anything though. It was literally just the
candy itself was like rough texture because it was I
thought it was just coding at first too, but it
was like that the entire candy Carandy Kurny. It never
got smooth. It was always like textured and like rippy.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
My gut instinct instinct is when I put a sucker
in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
To just let it sit there, no soak.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, My instinct is to just immediately crunch it and
fight through it. Just just don't even soften it up,
just pop out.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean, I think with a certain things, like with
a dumb dumb. I feel like, yeah, you can do that,
still kind of sketchy, but like with a fucking giant
ass starbars lollipop. I don't I love it. You're gonna
break your teeth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I know that's like, and that's why. But also I
don't every time we have suckers, we're like sitting on
the cotage together, and I don't want to be like, yeah,
that's why. That's why it takes me so long to
eat suckers, because I'm not trying to make a bunch
of noise and bother.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Surprise, bother, my woman, surprising.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You're so out with everything you do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You got mad at me for crinkling some the candy.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Fucking skull that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Was That was during the day at one point. I
don't remember what I was having, but oh yeah, I
guess it was the skulls, wasn't it. Yes, I opened
them up as quiet. I went into the bedroom so
I could open them up. I closed the closet door
(15:30):
behind me and I went it like pushed up against
all the clothes so it just deadened all the sound.
And then I came out and I was like, well,
I need to get them I forgot to get them,
but I just flipped the bag over and you go,
could you make any more name?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It was insane. It was like, really five minutes. It's
because you can't stick as that little hand in.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, I did turn it over, and I did. I said,
that's how I did it. Every time I get a snack, guys.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Turn it over and then if it's not coming out
because it's stuck because they're gummies, then fucking reach your
fingers in there.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Every times are.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Too big to get them out, and then you're just
like like no.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The every time I have a snack in the middle
of the night, after Campe falls asleep, I go into
the bedroom and I unwrap it or unwrap it in
the closet. And I always think, you don't watch the Sopranos,
But there was a scene where Johnny Sack, King of
New York, walked in on his very big wife in
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the closet and she had a secret stash of candy
bars and she was just like stuffing them in her mouth.
I always think, when I go to open up like
a candy bar, I think you're gonna wake up and
come into the closet and be like what are you doing.
Are you eating that in the closet. You don't have
to do that. You're beautiful. I love you the way
you are. You handle it the way Johnny Sack would.
(16:57):
I think you're beautiful. You can eat that candy bar
are on the couch next to me, sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's hilarious. My cousins when they were really little, they
were like candy hollocks and they would eat candy, like,
get it from somewhere in the cupboards, I guess because
my parents my family does like candy, so they usually
have it. They would get it from the cupboards or wherever,
like hoard it, and then you'd go in the closet
(17:26):
and they you'd find just like in the corner, just
like a stack of fucking candy wrappers, like all crinkled
up like pean and em nuts, and like what. They
would fucking sneak candy eat it in their little rooms
because when they stayed at my parents' house, they would
each have their own separate rooms and then hide the
fucking rappers in the clock.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Were they not supposed to have candy.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
At home, my aunt would like limit it. Wait, my
aunt uncle would limit it. So they like felt the
neat to like hide it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh, I didn't even think that. I know these cousins
and yeah, that's so funny to just imagine them hoarding candy.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, they were like little fucking tiny kids.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
They're like squirrels.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, and we go we like over the closet and
they'd be like twelve like crumpled up wrappers, and we're.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Like, interesting, I didn't know that. Do you think do
you think candy has ever ruined anyone's life? Surely right,
like spiraled out of control on candy.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, I'm sure there's probably a six hundred pound per
six hundred pound life person that I'm to go to,
you know, like, see, I'm not even food is candy.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I feel like if all you ate was candy, would
you get that big?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't know, I feel like you get diabetes.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like you could
fuck up your life.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
With candy because I sometimes worry, like with the way
I eat, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking get diabyes, no
nutritional value foods, and then I just think eat gummies
and shit.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And you're just like, WHOA, I don't know, man, The
thing I think about and this is this is I
don't know. Take this how you will. But nobody knew
any of this ship when I was like a kid,
you know what I mean, like how to eat? Right?
Like that wasn't that generation was figuring it out then,
(19:31):
you know what I mean? So there were like all
these like different trends and the food pyramid changed and
then I don't I don't know, I but I change.
But yeah, but I don't think that we turned out
all that bad. Maybe other people.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Did, well, didn't they say that they're gonna release what
they they know what the cause of autism is, and
they're gonna tell everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah it's til it's tilan. I'm I'm pretty sure it's out.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I must have missed this news.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But what well, because you said it. You said it
on Monday, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like seed oil.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Right? No, hold on, weally, Siri, what caused autism? I
shouldn't have said, Siria. I googled that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, Gemini, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, this is good podcasting.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, but like wait, okay, I think I do remember
seeing something people talking a lot about Thailand, and I
was like, what are they what does it mean? Let's
see what's everybody on Thailand all for?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm dumb HHS claim linking Thailand all to autism? What's HHS?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I is that like homeland security? I don't know what
is HHS?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh Man, why is this taking me to I don't
want to go to a news channel. I don't want
to watch it. I want to read it. I want
to try and read it. This is all from Fox News,
so I don't know. I'm only seeing Oh, maybe it's
(21:22):
because stand by talk to the people, Kate, what are
you seeing HSUS?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Does that meant hospitality staffing solution? Yes, hospital for special surgery.
I don't know what HSS stands for.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
World health officials counter Trump's unproven claim of link between
a SENTIMENTIFEN and autism. Authorities from Australia to Europe move
swiftly Tuesday to respond to US announcement and affirm that
the safety of the drug. Okay, what is that? Sorry?
(22:01):
That wasn't the article. London. Health officials across the globe
on Tuesday rejected President Trump's warning that pregnant woman should
limit the use of a sentimentifin over an unsubstantiated claims
of a link to autism. Authorities from Australia. You're okay,
(22:22):
they move swiftly, don't don't take talent all, don't take it,
fight like hell not to take it. And I don't
know what the science is available. Evidence has found no
link between the use of para set all during pregnancy
(22:43):
and autism. Paracetamol y that looks right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
GB's version. What they call their title?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What is it? Paracetum something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
They call it like in different countries and stuff. You
know how they call their They don't call it a
ceeda medaphine dorks. It's like something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Sounds like some Harry Potter ship.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I don't know. I don't know how I feel. You
know how it is when we talk about stuff on
this popcast.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We don't know what we're We don't.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Know what we're saying, so don't get mad. Well No, Also,
we didn't say we didn't say that it was linked.
You know, we just found it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So that's yeah, But that's.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What that's what the big announcement was, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And seed whale, but mostly time is it because you're
not supposed to take arbuprofen when you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Either I don't know or I don't know any of
these rules. I didn't and I have no idea. It's
like you can't eat shrimp, you can't take tilent all,
why be alive?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You can't write roller coasters.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Can't write roller coasters?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Like, what can you do that's fun?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah? You can't drink, can't smoke. Hell, it's over. Then
you got to raise a kid. Then you got something
to do immediately, you know what I mean. No, I'm
just saying you can't do anything and then you just
have like an eighteen year long chore. No, it's not mean.
(24:27):
I'm just saying, like you go, you're Your task then
becomes to raise the child. Yes, and that is like
just having something to do all the time. Yes, like
having a little cat. Cats and kids are the exact same.
I just dig all the holes. They're the exact same.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
People. Off with that. Nobody cares more than the autism comment.
They got us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh, speaking of you, ready, I got a message today.
Hold on, let's see. So I got a message from Matt. Yes, hey, Grant,
I'm a new listener. Let me retake that Hey, Grant,
(25:18):
I'm a new listener and just wanted to weigh in
on the Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Travis and Taylor,
I could, I could take them or leave them, but
I acknowledge that they are both. They are elite at
their jobs. Travis will be hold on. I want to
retake this.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm Do you want me to read it? Grant?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I'm pretty high. Can you read it?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I can read better than you can.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Here here you read it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's like you're the person that they just like, hope
that doesn't get called for popcorn kids like that, just
like please.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
No, if there's somebody who's insecure about reading, you sure
are laying it on a pretty thick babe.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not what do you mean I'm insecure. I'm not reading.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I'm insecure about reading aloud. I told you that story. Okay,
Well I told you that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Do you have me to read? Hello?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You're just okay?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Hey Grant, I'm a new listener and just wanted to
weigh in on the Travis Kelsey and he Swift in
on the Kelsey's and t Swift. Sorry, Travis and Taylor.
I could take them or leave them, but I will
acknowledge that they are a laite at their jobs. Travis
will be in the Pro football h o F. I
(26:38):
think that means Hall of Fame one day, alongside his
brother Jason, and Taylor has some absolute bangers. Our song
Come on now, put on our song and I dare
you not to jam out. Also, Fuck Not Like Us
by Kendrick, Thank You Amy by Swizzle is the best
disc track out right now. I also wanted to defend
(26:59):
Jason because he's a beautiful human, super down to earth, hilarious,
just an absolute riot, and also possibly the best center
to ever play in the history of the NFL. Sorry,
just a few gripes. Oh well, keep doing your thing,
love your show, hoop. You've been doing well at your
new nine to five and loving it. Hit me up
if you ever need anything. JK, why would you ever
(27:22):
need anything?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You've read me the Riot act man. Yeah, he put
you No, dude, I don't. I guess what I'm saying
is when I thank you for writing that in Matt,
I appreciate that that constructive feedback.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I appreciate your opinion, but I'm not but existing.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But now I'm about to tear you a new asshole
on that just kidding. No, I think the thing I
was saying about Travis Kelcey is he is now a
household name, where if he was a you know, twenty
five times pro bowler, Elite Hall of Fame Superstar inductee,
(28:04):
he would still only I mean, he'd be known by
a lot more people, but it would still mostly be
football fans, correct, Where like K pop fans in Korea
know who Travis Kelsey is, or like Taylor Swift excuse me,
Taylor Swift fans in different countries know who Travis Kelsey is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That'd be so weird, like be in like an Asian
country and be like Taylor Swift my favorite artist.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I mean, it would be like it's just weird. That
would be.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Strange, Like they'd be like, what do you think that?
Like people think that's Do you think that like their
friends think that's cool? Or do you think they're like
what like why aren't you listening to like bets?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Or I don't know because one of the other.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fucking what do they call those bands? Again?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
K Yeah, I couldn't think of the word. I I
don't know because I remember thinking when my friends would
come in and they would be like, oh, man, have
you heard this Brazilian record? In high school? I was like, oh, damn,
you're on some shit. But it wasn't like pop music.
(29:10):
They weren't like, oh check out this.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's probably some weird jazz music.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It was like world beat shit. I don't know that
stuff's good.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Sure, I love listening to it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Is there? I know there's a there's K pop and
then there's JPOB.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, yeah, that's Japanese.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But what if it is there and that this isn't.
I'm not trying to spark anything by saying this, but
is there like and when.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
They say Korea they mean North Korean?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, North Korean?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's North Korean pop.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, now I lost my train. I thought, I'm sorry,
I damn it. Oh, I know what it was japop,
Like this isn't. I'm not trying to be like anything.
I'm just having a conversation here. But is there's Japanese?
It's Japanese pop? Right? But how do we know it's not?
(30:06):
I don't know Jamaican pop or like, do they have
Jewish pop?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I mean I've seen popular Jewish music.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, we can't forget the Jews, guys, can you persecution
their whole lives.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What are you What are you laughing about? Oh? I
guess you are Jewish? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yep, what am I laughing about?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah? You're just over there giggling.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, because I was laughing about North Korean I was
laughing at the Jlopeno.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Pop was good.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
What are you laugh about? Have you not been part
of this conversation? I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You know what if I were You know that band Cartel.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Uh, yes, from like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh no, no, it's like car z l It's that those
it's that song I always play Boo Boo boo.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is it the one that's in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah? Yeah, Spanish group and they also rap. Okay, that's
Jilipino pop.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Is that's a big time Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Kilapeno pop. I want to have AI generate an entire
albums where the instrumental music and then just write songs
that are so pointed at specific people and then just
(31:54):
put out an album on Spotify, because it's like ten
dollars for.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Would these be like just like people that you've you
know personally, or would these be like, yeah, you know,
people that everyone would know.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Like yeah, like there would be a song called like
John Jay van Ass and be like John Jay, remember
when you pooped your pants at work and just like
make up a bunch of shit.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
That somehow doesn't seem mean. Yeah, that seems like it
really happened.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah it did. Didn't make for sure. I mean
there's I there had to have been a time he
just slipped one in and didn't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, pooping out work, pooping your pants at work would
be bats Would.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You go back? I guess it depends on how bad
it was?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, Like I guess it. Yeah, it depends on how
and also how like discreet you were, Like were you
able to just like I don't know, go get new
pants or something?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And were you wearing dark pants?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah? And then you just and then you snuck out,
got new pants, came back and nobody really noticed or something?
Or did you did everybody notice like a big poop
plane on the back of your pants or what if
you were wearing a dress like running down your life.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Or no, it's just like a full just like turd.
You didn't even poop your pants, You just pooped your chair.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Like are you even wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
How are you sitting on this chair.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Naked weird be so gross. Do you think people do that,
like go to school and just like no underwear and just.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Sit on the chair. I don't know. I mean I'm
sure sure, Yeah, everybody does everything now some for everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I'm sure. I'm sure they do it everywhere, airplanes, any
sort of public seating area.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, it's agena.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let's get irritated. Do you remember the slender Man girls.
Are they out of jail?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Do you get to get out of jail if you
murder your friend? As like like seven, they were young,
they were yeah, they were they were little. I thought, yeah,
that was a no. And they didn't murder. I don't
think she died.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I thought she did.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm gonna adventure I guests and say I'm ninety percent
certain the girl didn't die. Slender Man murders real. Okay, No,
(34:47):
the slender Man murders were not real, but they were
based on the real life attempted murder in twenty fourteen,
where two twelve year olds stabbed their friend to appease
the fictional Internet character slender Ma, believing it would make
him their protector. How how warped?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Do you have to be as like a little kid
to be like I need to stab this person? I
mean too the tolls.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Here's the thing is, maybe there was one girl that
thought she saw slender Man maybe one time, huh. But
the one of the girls had to have been like you.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Did, they're nuts?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
No, no one, because there were two.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Of them, huh.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So the one had to buy in at one point,
right and be like, oh my god, where did you
see him?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Which I guess if it's that's crazy anyone, It does
make sense that it's like little kids, because I feel
like they probably are easily influenced, more more so than
most adults might be. But then again, how do you
fucking could tap am at time?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Charismatic people.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And follower types and drugs.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You get somebody in the right headspace, you start spinning knowledge.
We could we could start a cult.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, we couldn't.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I could.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Okay, what will.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We call it?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It's not my cult?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
It's not my cult, that's it. Oh my god, we're
not a cult. TM. Not a cult, not a cult TM. Yeah,
we all just wear the same clothes and just all
hang out in tents.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
And it sounds so miserable, like gross.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, if they had like a condo.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
With forty five people living in one.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
No no, no, no, I'm saying if they, if if cults
were like apartment complexes, I'd consider it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Have you seen that one apartment building blow by blow
by the cult talk?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Well, what's what with the apartment building?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You were talking about? An apartment complex? Yeah, and I said,
have you seen that one apartment building in China that
houses like thirty thousand people?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I should it to you. We watched the whole thing
on it.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh well, I saw a picture of it again the
other day and I'm like, that's scary.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That is scary.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then there's some that don't have any windows.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, it's like a cruise ship. Yeah. And they have
a whole economy inside the cabin inside the apartment complex.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah. It was like they have hairdressers.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, it's what that It's what that game Stray is
kind of based on. So that's what it's like in there.
Where like in some places you just see like a
little bit of the sky and that's it. Yeah, I mean,
and then summer just so.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
People work in there too, Like there's like office jobs
or something.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I think they I think they have stuff like they
have like essentially like a mall.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Like people just like work from home.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I mean this was pretty working from home stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Well it says like people don't ever have to Well
what about going to work?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh, I don't know, or do people not work?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Are these like poor people?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I mean, I don't think the accommodations are great.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Is this like like China's version of the Projects or something?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I mean every yeah, I guess, But it's that is
amplified to a degree that is wild, you know, mm hmm.
But you're just gonna blow by the fact that I
was saying I would consider joining a cult if it
was in like a nice kind of minium establishment townhouses.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Not in the thirty thousand unit Chinese Where did that
even come from?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That has nothing to do with the conversation.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's an apartment complex, okay, fair, So it does.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Okay, so never mind. But yes, I have seen that
because I showed it to you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
You didn't show I found it on my own. I'm
bringing it up now.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, we watched a YouTube video about it.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No we didn't, Yes we did, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, it was on like a suid bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
No, you're talking about the place that like got shut
down that was made of like shipping containers. I know
exactly what you're talking about. This is not what I'm
talking about, thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No, this place was built up over like a century
place that I'm thinking of, and it centers around like
an old military base.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I don't know, I didn't get into that far. I
just it's a building. It's not like shipping containers like
stacked on top of each other so haphazardly. Yes, it
was that one that you showed me. Was literally that, Okay,
it was literally a community made of fucking shipping containers
that got like shut dow No because it was unsafe.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yes, no, that was something else. Yes, No, we watched
you to.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
The death on this. Yes, it fucking was.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
We watched the whole thing about post. It was after
a World war and like stuff had settled down, and
then they like built this military base became like this.
They just started building around it. But it wasn't it's
not shipping containers.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes it was. It was like a little shanty town
that was like vertical. Yes, it was grant. Oh my god,
oh my god, Wait.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
God, we're talking about. We're talking about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
No, we're not. We're not talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I know what you're talking about with the ship containers.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, then you're acting like you didn't have any clue
ten seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I know what you're talking I just acknowledged that I
know what you're talking about. But we are talking about
the same place, I think. Babe, don't put your mic down.
Why are you so frustrated.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
We're not talking about the same place. Let them, babe,
we're not talking about the same place. But you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Let them. Kate, give us a book review.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
To stop throwing that book in my face. I will
literally cut you with it. I will take every single
page and paper cut you to death. Yeah, so shut up,
how is it good? Don't annoy me.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm not trying to annoy you. I will kill you
about your book. Kate was giving me a real hard
time the other day and I hit her with let them, and.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I wanted to punch him and be like, yeah, and
let me fucking put you in your place.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I don't think that's how the book works.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, it's it literally says let me no I know,
and basically gives you all the control to handle it
how you want to and determine how much energy and
time you want to spend on.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It, which most of the time should be one amount
of energy and time.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Little to none. But in that instance, me punching you
would have a bow.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Good. Well, I love you, babe.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Sound Oh, I don't like it. Turn it off. It's creepy.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's Halloween. It's their Halloween episode.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I don't like that. It sounds like little aliens on our.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Podcast's dressed like a turkey. Right now, I'm uh, I'm
brad paid from an interview with the vampire.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh my god, you're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
What a turkey? I don't know you picked the costume, babe.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
We went to Spirit.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
We did go to Spirit.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I wanted to get costumes.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
What do you know? I didn't know. Let me let
them let you, babe, I didn't. I didn't restrict you
from doing anything at all Spirit Spirits. You did what?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You didn't get a costume?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Well, I didn't see anything that tickled my fancy. Oh Kate,
are you done recording? Seems like you're done recording.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
What are we having for dinner? I don't know, I'm hungry.
And then getting hungry, and.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I feel like you're just giving me ship for everything
I do.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I'm not giving you ship? When when am I giving
you ship? Sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Let them see this is what I mean. You're taunting me.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'm not taunting when I say so much?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Are yes? You are? Yes? You are? No, I will
scratch you.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I'm just having babe. I'm just having fun. I'm trying
to get you to have fun. Let me you meet me?
Why because you're annoyed? What do you went for dinner tonight?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
You antagonize me? Can you come after me? And you
patronize me and you make fun of me and you
make me want to hurt you.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I don't, babe, I don't do any of that stuff
you do all of the love. No, babe, you just
have thin skin.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I don't have thin skin. Babe. You're just an asshole.
And I'm tired of the repeated abuse.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
And no you say.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I pick, you're picking. You're just this wrong, and you
do this wrong and you do that wrong. And I
don't like this about you.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Let them do to me, baby, tell me all the time,
all this stuff you don't like, Let me kill you. Yeah, guys,
look out for that obituary. My obituary coming out.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
There'll be no secret who did it?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You try and frame somebody though, you're frame awesome. You
do like Amanda Dox.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Like take her away.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You just going there and you're like, Ah Grant's brother
in law. I think he did it.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
The Australian ginger.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
He's that ginger. Yes, he would be mad if you
heard that. Who do you think? Who do you think
he has? Edge?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Here? Well, I met him one time. I really don't
know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, I mean you've just seen pictures. Nobody was ginger,
no dark hair?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Really?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Since when?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I mean since when? We'll find out.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
All right, give me a picture, show me a picture.
I'll tell you if he's strawberry or not.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, all right, Well, okay, what's for dinner?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I asked you that for dinner? Stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's annoy What sounds good? What did you have for lunch?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Okay? And what do you want? What do you want
for dinner? What? I don't know, it's completely checked out.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
What sounds good to you?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
We just do bad pod? I don't know. Burger doesn't
sound great? Kind of does?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Don't lead with what doesn't sound good? Lead with what
does sound good?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Jersey Mikes?
Speaker 1 (47:00):
What would be here all day? If you just sucking
lead with? They don't this does not kill.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Nice firehouse and we haven't done. We have.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
But I get a sandwich and it gives me a
sodium content warning. Have you ever noticed that?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, so the sandwich that I get at uh firehouse ups,
it's just like a ham and cheese sandwich. I remember,
I don't remember exactly what it's called. Might just be
called ham and cheese. But yeah, there's literally like this
little yield sign, like a caution sign at the bottom
when you go to like place it in your bag
(47:43):
or whatever, and it's like SODI high sodium content, and
it basically says that, like this one meal is like
way more than like you're a lot of sodium content
for the days. I wonder if all of them like that,
or if it's just the ham.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Probably the ham is so good there? Do they have
chili too? Yeah? They got chili. They got chili. Okay, guys,
this has been a long episode. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Bye,
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