August 14, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
You're burrito Hello, Hello, hi yah, they're breaking news.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The victim identified and deadly wrong way crash on two
oh two is Emma Huckleberry. That's wild that that's a
twenty one year old's name, Emma Huckleberry.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Probably I feel like Huckleberry is a Mormon name. Yeah,
I think it is.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I think it might be like a legacy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It was Huckleberry fans Mormon.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, her first name?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah yeah. Why don't people name I?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh So, Apparently Arizona is like the number one state
for wrong way drivers. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, now you know it's interesting. Yeah, one of the cities,
or maybe it's the state of Arizona is being sued
by somebody's family. Who is who got killed in a
wrong way crash?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
How do you see the state for that?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It might be the city, then I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How do you sue anybody other than the person that
was driving the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because they say that like the uh, I guess it
was the city, the city that this crash happened in.
They say that like they didn't have prop like enough
signs to alert that, like, oh, you're going the wrong way,
blah blah blah. But it's like in drivers, that's fucking stupid.
They teach you, Like I remember a lot of stuff
(01:57):
from drivers at and like one of the things they
tell you is that if you get on the freeway
and like the little divider things are reflecting back at
you read, that means that you're going the wrong way. Right,
if they're white, you're going the right way. That's so,
but like that's a telltale sign. So like I knowing that,
(02:19):
like no matter what time of the day you get
onto the freeway, like you're gonna see all these little
red fucking dots everywhere, and that's gonna be like a
clear indication.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Like fuck, yeah, I guess any thing's right. We used
to drive the wrong way on the highway all the
time at the funeral home because when there'd be an accident,
they would close traffic and then you could drive up
the next exit. You could go to the exit after
the crash, get on the highway going the opposite direction,
(02:49):
and it would be like empty. It was really cool, cool,
But I don't remember the reflectors. I don't remember any
signs other than it just saying wrong way everywhere, which
one sign is plenty.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I feel like, also, yeah, like how do you not
know you're driving on the wrong side of the road.
But then again, I literally was sitting there in my
car yesterday and I see a person sitting in what
I assume they thought was the left hand turn lane,
but it was really just the opposite lane of traffic. Oh,
that's funny, And I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I always think it's funny when I'm in downtown Phoenix
somewhere and someone is just driving down the center of
the street, you know, the the turn lane in the center.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Basically Oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And somebody's just wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're like, that's not a fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Go shit yet, what you're doing? Well anyway? Uh Hi,
welcome to a terrible person Hello a podcast. My name's Grant.
My name is Grant, and that's Kate over there.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, and thank god, dude, thank god Taylor Swift save
podcasting because of her kind of tributions. Now there is
a huge interest in podcasting. I think it's gonna be big.
She did.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's the next big thing. Guys.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Man, fuck Taylor Swift now that I don't work.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So we're putting on a new album apparently who gives
a shit?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
LP coming out soon. I don't know. Do you see
Travis Kelsey on GQ or whatever all of his dumb poses?
So I got a fishing boat. He's like man of
the people I don't trust.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I think he's cute.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, and I don't trust either one of the Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Boys just because a mediocre leap. Sorry I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm just gonna show up mediocrely what nothing, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't want people to think that I like hate
women or something that I'm one of those types.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What are you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm just saying, just because some mediocrely attractive woman thinks
that Travis is hot does not fuck mean that the
rest of the world does.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, just because one girl is stupid and things, Yeah,
I agree, but.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Like she's not. When you think of Taylor Swift, like okay, whatever,
give her that she's a good singer or songwriter.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Beautiful one, beautiful angels songstress.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You can't tell me that she's like the most beautiful
singer or celebrity or whatever, because it's.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know who's do you know who's more beautiful than
Taylor Swift? Me?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I know, well, singer, You're like, no, not you, no singer,
you said singer who Lizo? Lizzo is a strong, powerful
black woman, and we support Lizo. Now, I think so
we're team Lizzo. I like her jeans. She's got good jeans, right, Yeah, yeah,
(05:54):
I don't know. I'm so not on. I saw two
or three clips from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey doing
their podcast, and I was like, I cannot care any less.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right, I'm just saying I just don't think that he
should be like the new like standard for like hot guy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't think he.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is either, So why are people trying to push it
so much? Because he's not? Like if he was not
a celebrity, nobody would think twice about him if they
passed him on the street.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, you'd be like, hey, look at that construction worker, right,
Like he's good, he's good looking, he's fine looking.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He wasn't Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Like nobody would be like,
oh my god, Travis Kelly.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I actually think I think he would be hotter as
a construction worker.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You can give him a couple more tats, give him
a reflective vest, maybe a hard hat. Oh, give me
a hard hat.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know what I'm saying, Oh my god it yeah,
Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, no, Travis kelce is. I mean from watching him
on the little limited action I saw between him and
Taylor on the podcast, he is a white guy who
wants to be black, who's pretending he wants to be white.
That is how I classify Travis Kelcey. You know what
I mean. Remember when you first started hearing about Travis Kelcey,
(07:15):
and he would he had like a crew cut, and
he'd be like, shit, and my name is Travis kelce
you know what I mean? And now you.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
See, you know he's kind of like that, but he's
like more like holding back, like trying to be like
more refined.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, there's a there's a word we can't say for
a white guy who wants to be black. That used
to be okay to say. Now you can't say it.
But that's what that's what, that's what he That's what
he reminds me of. I know a couple of those
dudes back home shout out to my friends in Indiana,
(07:48):
my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But no, now he's got like a cool long hair part.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think he's back to the short hair again.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Who cares. Celebrities shouldn't be people that you look up to.
Oh yeah, by the way, Jason Kelsey and Travis or
Travis Swift. In Taylor Swift's introduction, he said that he
was like a singer songwriter from Nashville. He goes, no,
(08:19):
screw that, you're from reading Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What Oh, So he's actually said that, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What he said. But people from Pennsylvania don't want her,
right because she she said fuck Pennsylvania basically right pretty much.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, she grew up in like a town called why Missing,
I'm pretty sure, and she like doesn't want to claim
that she's from there, so it claims that she's from Nashville.
So I think, yeah, Now it's like people are like, well,
fuck you. You know what's.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Funny is I saw this headline and I only it's
screwed up about this way. And I just said, Taylor
Swift's dad came out of surgery cracking jokes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
How is that an article?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? Is that?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Why? Why do we care about her dad?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who care? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
A tour bus dealer.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Now, because I bet in a few years you're going
to find out that Taylor swift dad's on some Jeffrey
Epstein style shit.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You know, Well, didn't you say he's like it big
in the yeah music business world?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Because yeah, you're gonna you're gonna find out that Taylor
Swift's dad is working for like the Masade. He's like
Deep State Israel infiltrating like American culture pop music. That's
why the blackmailing and compromising artists.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's why he made sure that Taylor Swift got his
famous as she did.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, exactly. No, that's why she became as famous as
she did because he's Deep State, That's what I mean.
And they just were like, well, the more powerful we
make your daughter, the more powerful we will make you
the puppet master. And you can crack joke when you
come out of surgery. Brian Coleberger talked to mom on
(10:07):
phone hours after student murders. That seems like he's a
good boy.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So you just call his mom at five am? Hey mom,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Hey mom?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, I just got done murdering. What's up with you? No?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's like, you know how when you call it like
back in the day, you call your parents after you
like you were out drinking, our partying all night some
more on vacation. He'd be like, yeah, we had a
fun time last night. Yeah, we just got up early.
I didn't stay up all night. That's what he was doing.
Hey mom, Hey, I just.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Wanted to go to the gym before class, so I
give you a call.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, I thought i'd hit him gym, and you know,
I got a good workout in sweat today.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Do you think his mom knew.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That he was gonna kill what four students?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No? But like after he did it, do you think
that they talked about what he did? Do you think
that she knew? Or do you think that he was just.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like I'm gonna venture a guest and say he probably
played it pretty close to the chest. I don't think
he told anybody. I could be wrong, but he was
what I mean, shit, he was what he would have
gotten away with it if he wasn't stupid, right pretty much.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
If he wouldn't have left the sheath something they call
it the thing that you a knife in, yep, if
he wouldn't have left that behind, I think he probably
would have gotten away with it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because that's like how I guess they caught him, you know,
is because they got his They pinged his cell phone
or whatever and saw that he had like returned like
he killed them at like whatever two three in the
morning or something like that, and then at like five
six am, his car like returned, so then they like
(11:45):
got a cell phone pain confirming he drove by, like
he was there like multiple times at different times throughout
the night. And then there was also like security footage.
Then they eventually were able to get showing his car
and then that same car again.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, and he got pulled over and then they.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Were searching for the car, and then that's how they
tracked it back to him, like let me see, because
they knew it was like a white handa or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So unrelated. Taylor Swift's album is called the Life of
the Life of a Showgirl and there's the cover. I
hope it's a fucking flop dude.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Sorry, I was looking at the one next the ad
next to it, the sixy Dmilio hot Shots.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I was like, well, she looks so different. She looks
they are all, man, wait, let me see it again. This,
you know, she looks like who she looks like a
drag queen.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Taylor Swift. Well, do you think this is her people
saying how hot Chapel Roane shit was being like, oh,
that's all about being a burlesque stamp, Like her whole
thing is about being, you know, a woman of the nightlife, right,
sex worker, sex positive Chapel Roone.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, well, I don't know, it's like more about get.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know what's pining pony club about.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think it's about working for like a drag club.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh it's a drag club. Yeah. So do you think
this is just Taylor Swift being like, well, I gotta
I gotta weasel into this hot thing in culture.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Right now, probably just got to capitalize on this ship,
the new trendy thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I gross. Also, I think that it's gross that she
is like the biggest person to turn around and like
sue people for apparently like copying her songs. Or whatever,
like the thing that she did to Olivia Rodrigo. Oh
and then she but I feel like she copies everybody
else she does. It's like funny, funny how that works.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Also, her music now so fucking boring. Dude, you know,
can you name? Can you think of what's another? Like
to Shake it Off? Shake it Off had some energy.
Some of the songs off Red were okay, but everything
else just kind of is wallpaper.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Right. Yeah, I'm trying to think about the Romeo and
Juliet song.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I kind of like that one that's early though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah? Yeah, like maybe still on her first maybe second
album or something.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did she had that song look what You Made Me Do?
Look What You Made Me Do?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's like that Tyler of the Creator song that was a.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Good song, the one we were listening to last night.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, ude, the new Tyler ramp on.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
This song by the Creator.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Jamming Dude, I wonder and.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
He's just like talking ship the whole time.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, he's like come on me. It's like something like, yeah,
he's just The song is called stop playing with Me, Carol,
play little I'll play a little taste. I don't think
I can play much of it. But here's here's a
little taste.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Nigga's really weird. Get it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
When you know what it is about that song? What
it's got Yezu's energy, Like remember the album Yeases, Yeah,
that was all produced by like daft Punk and like
all those folks, That's what reminds me of and it's
got that same energy. Tyler the Creator is awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I feel like, did he like go away for a
while or has he always been kind of around you
just didn't hear about.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think what he does is he'll make an album,
go on like a tour cycle, and then he'll focus
on fashion or focus on you know, some other creative
element for like two years, and then come out with
another fucking ridiculous album. He's great. Shout out with Tyler.
Would you get Tyler the Creator on the podcast David?
Can you book Tyler the Creator for next week on
(15:53):
the podcast? Thank you, very good, Very good. Also, you
will all be very pleased to know that we did,
in fact land on the Moon. Thank you. Channing Tatum
and Scarlet and Scarlett Johansson. We watched a delightful little
movie on Apple TV called It.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Was a delightful little movie.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, it was cute.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It was called it's called fly Me to the Moon,
and it's about the moon landing. And you know what,
it's an interesting syop of a siop because essentially the
thing that the story has always been, the reason NASA
faked the moon landing was there's one theory one we
(16:39):
didn't go. One that we've never been to space or
past the Van Allen Belts, So there's that. There's a
second theory, which is we did go to the moon,
but all the footage was shit. All the like the pictures,
all the stuff from space doesn't look good and it
wasn't photographed right, So they re created it in a
(17:01):
studio to give it, you know, a higher production value.
But this is essentially the US government got in between
Apollo eleven and the public and wanted to make sure
that the footage looked great regardless. So instead of so.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It was still like a lie.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah they still ship launch, Yeah they still went to
the moon, but they just were basically hedging their bets
and being like we're gonna we're gonna tape this in
a sound stage and broadcast it at the time, and
there's a there's you know, a nice little twist in
the movie. I think, yeah, it's fun, but yeah, I
really enjoyed it. Yeah, if you're big in the moon,
(17:43):
it's kind of But I think what it does is
that then the people who are like, oh, the moon
landing was faked because it didn't look good, but but
we were definitely were there, you know, that'll create that
narrative or it just.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Makes people because it it kind of just I thought
it was gonna be like, we didn't go to the
moon at all. Yeah, like we're like talking it up, like, yeah,
we're gonna go to the moon, we're gonna beat Russia,
blah blah blah, and then find out that they just
like could it wasn't feasible somehow.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You know, look at this fucking attorney on the right.
He's like beetlejuice, I know, but he's like the sun.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I think that's an.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Awful Hastings and hastings. They're terrible, terrible, ugly, ugly, bad fashion,
not the most fashion forward. I hate all those the
fact that all everywhere you go you see a built,
you see one hundred billboards a day, and bus ads
and all that shit for law firms, predatory law firms.
(18:42):
I know, we've talked about it before, but it's gross.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's they're the only people that spend money advertising them
in car dealers.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, and certain weird certain areas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Or big box companies like you know, yeah, man Walmart.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's just to me, it's like, Okay, I get I
guess it's cool, it's neat, but to me, it seems slimy, right,
and seems like it you wouldn't necessarily get it, like
I would rather go to maybe my hometown attorney, right right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's like I get that you probably have like this
big team of people at that point, but you're right.
It is like, if you were really that good at
what you did, like, would you really need to spend
millions of dollars on advertising and literally be on every
radio station, on every local news channel, on all the cards.
(19:37):
Like why couldn't you? Why can't you just like be
good at what you do and then just like let
that speak for itself. But I don't know. Maybe it's
because these law firms that are the ones advertising.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Are like huge, you know that, you know, the one
that the one that gives me the fucking creeps every
time I drive by is Billboard Sweet James. He looks
like he's like a high school math teacher that's been
students for thirty years. I'll beat that out, but you
do agree. It's like, shave your fucking beerd dude, get
(20:10):
a haircut. You look like an insane person.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I think that he is.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh I think that's what. Well, then he should have
a little hat on too.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Right, But I think that because he's an LA based lawyer.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh so he's not even in the valley. No, because
when I worked in his face so goddamn much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then when I worked in California for I Heeart Radio
iHeart Media over there, he was like, they're one of
their biggest clients. And yeah, it's because he's a prominent,
like LA based lawyer. And then I guess must have
expanded out here.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah he looks fucking creepy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But yeah when I because I would hear his ship
all the time when I worked over there, and then
finally like left, didn't hear it again forever, and then
all of a sudden, then he popped up here, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know, you hear the name Sweet James, and you
like see the Sweet James logo, and I feel like
did you did you ever see Wayne's World two, the
one where they put on the concert Wayne Stock And
they go into the radio station and there's a guy
named Handsome Dan. He's the DJ, and then we watched
(21:22):
and Handsome Dan. They meet this really good looking guy
in the hallway and they're like Handsome Dan and he's like, nah, man,
I just work here. And then all of a sudden,
this little, weasley, ugly guy walks out and he's like,
I'm Handsome Dan. That's Sweet James. Sweet James is Handsome
Dan for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, Like he's probably not fucking sweet at all, and
he's he's probably like the nastiest pit person you'll ever meet.
There's like a total dick.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah. We're just also we don't know anything about sweet James.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
But I feel like he Usually when you have like
sweet in your name, that's because it means you're the opposite.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah. It's kind of like when you call a real big,
real big fat guy tiny yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, we're like the tiny guy like big.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Big yeah gym. Yeah, big job. It's big big gym.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He's like he's like five five yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Big gym. Big Scott over there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's usually how that works.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Look at it. We're watching a so Fox in Phoenix
does this thing where instead of like programming the station,
they have an extra station, they just put podcasts on
and they're they're doing a podcast in a studio and
this guy, the host is like, we're really cutting loose.
And all he did was he took his tie off
and put it around his neck and he made a
(22:40):
big deal about it. It's just we're a fucking different
We're a different outfit.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So like, don't fucking yeah, the guy you're interviewing is
literally wearing sneakers in a basic yeah, so I mean
why that guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The guy on the left has a big Steve Jefferies fit.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Definitely, like golf pants, golf shirts.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, yeah, the big, big Steve Jeffries energy. Shout out
Steve Jeffries if you're listening.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Also, David, if you could get Sweet James on the
podcast next week after Tyler the creator, Okay, thanks. Yeah.
I saw a lady today walking down a sidewalk in
Phoenix and she had one tennis shoe on.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I wonder what happened.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know, but it didn't seem to bother her.
She was just walking down the street, just having a
good old day, one shoe on.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's not gonna let get her down, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Man. Oh, speaking of I got a message from Christopher.
Shut out, shut out, Christopher. He sent me a message.
You said, Grant on a podcast in the near future,
can you please retell the story of when you first
moved to Arizona and ate a still warm burrito off
the sidewalk? Have I told you that story?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I feel like I'm gonna be grossed out, but no,
I've never heard this story. No, it's not gross A
still warm burrito? What the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, sidewalk sidewalk burrito.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So I would never eat food just randomly found on
the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, you know. It's like that thing where I was
like trust the universe. That's my name, like motto. This
was like a big trust the Universe type situation. I
had no money. I was so broke, and I don't
know if I was working in radio yet on the
John Jay and Rich Show, but it may have been
like right before I started, and I was just on
a walk because I had all this free time, because
(24:32):
one I didn't have a job, and I think it
was like summer session, so I only had like one class, yeah,
maybe two classes. And I was just walking around hungry
because I didn't really think I had any money to
buy groceries or food. And as I'm walking down the street, Shit,
(24:52):
I wish I remember what it was. It was. It
ran parallel to University. It's like the first street over. Yeah,
it was like a neighborhood that all apartment complex. They
had a little Mexican grocery store, Rollins Market. And I'm
walking down the sidewalk and I just see a burrito
that's been opened up, like out of the metal, like
(25:16):
the tinfoil. Yeah, and maybe it doesn't even look like
a I don't even remember if it was a bite
taken out of it. There may have been, but it
was just laying on the ground in the center of
the sidewalk, and I was starving, and I literally like
picked it up, and I was like, that's like a
chicken Caesar rap something like that, like tomato and lettuce
(25:39):
and chicken and caesar all this shit. Oh, it was
like in a green rap, I remember. Yeah, I just
it's like, fuck it, dude, when the universe gives you
a gift, you must accept said gifts.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How what month was it when this happened. It was summer,
so it was warm because it was probably hot outside.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That was also the same in the same three month
period where I did the Master cleans which the Master
cleanses where you drink ups in salt water or salt
water and you'd drink it like three times a day,
so you just have like wet like the just water diarrhea,
and then all you eat and consume for the next
(26:24):
like seven days ten days is like that lemonade with
cayenne pepper and maple syrup in it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So I was doing that and I went to a
mountain and I was like, only drink of that shit
and water, and I guess the top of a mountain,
I was like, oh damn, like I'm so gassy, and
I farted going down a mountain which is like downtown Tempe. Yeah,
and it was water. It was not a fart. Yeah.
(26:55):
And then I had to walk home. I go two miles,
three miles with shit water. I mean it was at
that point it was just water, but fully. And then
I threw out those pants, those underwear as soon as
I got home. Then I was down as a pair
of pants. That's probably why I ate the burrito, spend
(27:16):
my grocery money on new pants after the Master cleanse.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah sounds awful, Grant. Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I mean it does, like you do kind of feel better.
You feel real bad for a while though when you're
on it. It's like a cleanse. The Heaven's gay people
did it. That's why I did it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I've never done a cleanse.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I've done all. I've done every kind of cleanse you
can imagine.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Because I know that I would be miserable.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So the longest, the longest I've gone without solid food
is two weeks.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's insanity.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And I other than that, all I would drink would
be organic apple juice, water, iced tea, and then vet
double broth for two weeks. Yeah. Then one time I
did that clans where I fasted for ten days, not
two weeks, and I included Jack Daniels in that, cause
(28:13):
like I just had two weeks off and I was
like fuck it, dude, and I just blacked out for
two weeks. It was great, really fun to black down
and play guitar hero.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That does not sound like fun. I mean, you just
your pants, get drunk and play guitar hero.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I mean, well, I'm really glad you got your shit
together before we met.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, I don't. I haven't. I haven't knocked on wood.
I haven't. Really. I haven't had that many accidents since
we've been together.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Is there.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I've had one stories. I had one I told you
about watching JFK on the phone roller in the middle
of the night by myself before right before we start
maybe it was like right when we started dating.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I don't remember this story.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, I just I was watching JFK and rolling out
my back and I trusted a fart a little too
much and it was like I went whoop. Awesome, just
sees me get up and sprint to the bathroom, like.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
God, damn it. Yeah, man, I feel like that happens.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Though with little accidents.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, I mean the thing.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I happened to everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But the thing I think about though, is they you
know I've had it happen enough where I'm like this sucks,
But then I'm like, damn. When you get older, you
lose control of all that stuff. So just imagine like
pooping your pants all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You know grand's going to be in diapers soon.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I should just preemptively start diapers. That's actually a pretty
good idea.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's disgusting. You're like, I never have to take bathroom bread.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah it is. I just worked through it.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like, yeah, how often and do you change the adult diapers?
Is it like as often as you change baby diapers,
like every couple of hours? Like, or do some people
literally just wear their fucking same diaper all goddamn day.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Well, I mean I'm sure there's people who wear the
diaper but then go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is that why some old people smell?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like yes, yes, yes, disgusting, but yeah, I mean, but
then there's probably a lot of old people or people
who need diapers who wear it as just underwear and
they're like, well, I don't need it, but it's better
to have it and not need it than to need
it and not have.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It, you know, kind of like did you ever wear
pull ups when you were a little kid?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I literally have more pull ups until I was like fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I mean it's like I wouldn't peet during the.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Day, really, But like, you know how, I'm a heavy sleeper,
and I've always been a heavy sleeper, especially like when
I was a little kid, and I guess like I
would pee the bed a lot in the middle of
the night because I was just like so asleep where
i'd have like a dream that i'd be on the
toilet or whatever, right, and so like, yeah, I wore
(31:14):
pull ups for a while, but like I was out
of diapers by the time I was like, I don't know,
I think like one and a half, my mom said,
but I wore pull ups until I was like five
or six because I would pee at nights.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
But I would wear the pull ups, And then there
was a long time there where I'm like, Mom, I
don't need the pull ups anymore. She's like, yes, you do,
you just but yeah, it was just like just in cases.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But yeah, I think that's how most adult diaper wears
wear diapers.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I'd wear them at night as.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
My under precautionary when's Britney spears is gonna just go away?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah and she dies?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You think, so, yeah, you think that's just gonna be
one of.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
The Well, nobody's gonna fucking what I mean. People are like, oh,
we got a free Britney blah blah blah. Okay, well,
Britney is free and she is clearly like struggling with
mental health and now nobody's there to help her.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
So I'm I feel like, yeah, do you think Britney
Spears wears adult typers? She seems like the type of
person that would No.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She seems like the type of girl who's like, I
don't believe in wearing tampons or pads or period cuts.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh I freely Yeah, free bleedings. What's up, dude, That's
what I do.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Which I want to know the people that free bleed
do they wear those like period underwear or are they
just like straight up just regular underwear.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Actually, you know what they should do free bleaters. They
should just have like a little like collection cup that
like goes into a tube like a cafeter and then
throughout the day you just see like the little catheter
thing fill up with blood in chunks.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's the thing. That's the thing guys, most of us
men don't realize, is Uh, it's not just blood. Women
shed their entire uterine lining every month, you know, right, Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't. I like how you're explaining what a period is.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, no, I'm just telling the fellas who have never No,
but yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's not normal blood. It's not like just like yeah,
have like a cut and it starts.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, Because I think free bleeding and just if it
were just blood would be fine. But if you free
bleed into like I don't know, let's say you have
special underwear, how does that not smell throughout the day?
How does that not soak through your pants too? Because
you bleed through underwear? Because like, wait, it's so. Is
(33:56):
is so if you wear a pad? Is that not
free bleeding?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, that's wearing a pad.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's bullshit. It's kind of the same thing. You just
but you're still.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Wearing something, like you're not just bleeding into nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
But I would think like free bleeding would have to
be like you were just standing and it just like
falls out of you.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
No, yeah, free bleeding just means that you just don't
use any like uh like period.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Remember that lady that we watched her videos. Come, we
watched her videos and she free bled into underwear and
then she like made tea out of the.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
No, she like watered her plant, That's what it was.
But we were like, imagine how bad her fucking house
just musty because she was one of those ladies that
had plants like every everywhere. So yeah, she would bleed.
Then she would take her bloody underwear, put them in
like that thing of water, let them soak in the
(34:52):
water for like, I don't know however many hours. Then
she'd get this like bloody water mixture, and then she
would just have that just a you know, last jug
to water her plants.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Sometimes sometimes I feel like, because I have a plant
at my desk and I sometimes I'll just walk. I
just water it with whatever I'm drinking, like water wise usually,
but sometimes I'm drinking iced tea and I'm like, oh,
this would be a fun little refreshment for my little plant.
And then I think, like, is that cannibal forced cannibalism
(35:25):
because you're.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Making it drink like a derivative of a plant.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, like plant blood, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, It's like the when Eduardo in the Social network
got in trouble for feeding that chicken chicken nuggets and
they were like, it's they said it was force cannibalism.
It's fucked up, dude.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
You're burrito Hello, Hello, hi yah, they're breaking news.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The victim identified and deadly wrong way crash on two
oh two is Emma Huckleberry. That's wild that that's a
twenty one year old's name, Emma Huckleberry.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Probably I feel like Huckleberry is a Mormon name. Yeah,
I think it is.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I think it might be like a legacy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It was Huckleberry fans Mormon.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, her first name?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah yeah. Why don't people name I?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh So, Apparently Arizona is like the number one state
for wrong way drivers. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, now you know it's interesting. Yeah, one of the cities,
or maybe it's the state of Arizona is being sued
by somebody's family. Who is who got killed in a
wrong way crash?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
How do you see the state for that?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It might be the city, then I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How do you sue anybody other than the person that
was driving the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because they say that like the uh, I guess it
was the city, the city that this crash happened in.
They say that like they didn't have prop like enough
signs to alert that, like, oh, you're going the wrong way,
blah blah blah. But it's like in drivers, that's fucking stupid.
They teach you, Like I remember a lot of stuff
(01:57):
from drivers at and like one of the things they
tell you is that if you get on the freeway
and like the little divider things are reflecting back at
you read, that means that you're going the wrong way. Right,
if they're white, you're going the right way. That's so,
but like that's a telltale sign. So like I knowing that,
(02:19):
like no matter what time of the day you get
onto the freeway, like you're gonna see all these little
red fucking dots everywhere, and that's gonna be like a
clear indication.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Like fuck, yeah, I guess any thing's right. We used
to drive the wrong way on the highway all the
time at the funeral home because when there'd be an accident,
they would close traffic and then you could drive up
the next exit. You could go to the exit after
the crash, get on the highway going the opposite direction,
(02:49):
and it would be like empty. It was really cool, cool,
But I don't remember the reflectors. I don't remember any
signs other than it just saying wrong way everywhere, which
one sign is plenty.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I feel like, also, yeah, like how do you not
know you're driving on the wrong side of the road.
But then again, I literally was sitting there in my
car yesterday and I see a person sitting in what
I assume they thought was the left hand turn lane,
but it was really just the opposite lane of traffic. Oh,
that's funny, And I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I always think it's funny when I'm in downtown Phoenix
somewhere and someone is just driving down the center of
the street, you know, the the turn lane in the center.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Basically Oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And somebody's just wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're like, that's not a fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Go shit yet, what you're doing? Well anyway? Uh Hi,
welcome to a terrible person Hello a podcast. My name's Grant.
My name is Grant, and that's Kate over there.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, and thank god, dude, thank god Taylor Swift save
podcasting because of her kind of tributions. Now there is
a huge interest in podcasting. I think it's gonna be big.
She did.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's the next big thing. Guys.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Man, fuck Taylor Swift now that I don't work.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So we're putting on a new album apparently who gives
a shit?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
LP coming out soon. I don't know. Do you see
Travis Kelsey on GQ or whatever all of his dumb poses?
So I got a fishing boat. He's like man of
the people I don't trust.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I think he's cute.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, and I don't trust either one of the Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Boys just because a mediocre leap. Sorry I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm just gonna show up mediocrely what nothing, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't want people to think that I like hate
women or something that I'm one of those types.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What are you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm just saying, just because some mediocrely attractive woman thinks
that Travis is hot does not fuck mean that the
rest of the world does.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, just because one girl is stupid and things, Yeah,
I agree, but.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Like she's not. When you think of Taylor Swift, like okay, whatever,
give her that she's a good singer or songwriter.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Beautiful one, beautiful angels songstress.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You can't tell me that she's like the most beautiful
singer or celebrity or whatever, because it's.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know who's do you know who's more beautiful than
Taylor Swift? Me?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I know, well, singer, You're like, no, not you, no singer,
you said singer who Lizo? Lizzo is a strong, powerful
black woman, and we support Lizo. Now, I think so
we're team Lizzo. I like her jeans. She's got good jeans, right, Yeah, yeah,
(05:54):
I don't know. I'm so not on. I saw two
or three clips from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey doing
their podcast, and I was like, I cannot care any less.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right, I'm just saying I just don't think that he
should be like the new like standard for like hot guy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't think he.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is either, So why are people trying to push it
so much? Because he's not? Like if he was not
a celebrity, nobody would think twice about him if they
passed him on the street.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, you'd be like, hey, look at that construction worker, right,
Like he's good, he's good looking, he's fine looking.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He wasn't Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Like nobody would be like,
oh my god, Travis Kelly.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I actually think I think he would be hotter as
a construction worker.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You can give him a couple more tats, give him
a reflective vest, maybe a hard hat. Oh, give me
a hard hat.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know what I'm saying, Oh my god it yeah,
Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, no, Travis kelce is. I mean from watching him
on the little limited action I saw between him and
Taylor on the podcast, he is a white guy who
wants to be black, who's pretending he wants to be white.
That is how I classify Travis Kelcey. You know what
I mean. Remember when you first started hearing about Travis Kelcey,
(07:15):
and he would he had like a crew cut, and
he'd be like, shit, and my name is Travis kelce
you know what I mean? And now you.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
See, you know he's kind of like that, but he's
like more like holding back, like trying to be like
more refined.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, there's a there's a word we can't say for
a white guy who wants to be black. That used
to be okay to say. Now you can't say it.
But that's what that's what, that's what he That's what
he reminds me of. I know a couple of those
dudes back home shout out to my friends in Indiana,
(07:48):
my friends.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But no, now he's got like a cool long hair part.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think he's back to the short hair again.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Who cares. Celebrities shouldn't be people that you look up to.
Oh yeah, by the way, Jason Kelsey and Travis or
Travis Swift. In Taylor Swift's introduction, he said that he
was like a singer songwriter from Nashville. He goes, no,
(08:19):
screw that, you're from reading Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What Oh, So he's actually said that, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What he said. But people from Pennsylvania don't want her,
right because she she said fuck Pennsylvania basically right pretty much.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, she grew up in like a town called why Missing,
I'm pretty sure, and she like doesn't want to claim
that she's from there, so it claims that she's from Nashville.
So I think, yeah, Now it's like people are like, well,
fuck you. You know what's.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Funny is I saw this headline and I only it's
screwed up about this way. And I just said, Taylor
Swift's dad came out of surgery cracking jokes.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
How is that an article?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? Is that?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Why? Why do we care about her dad?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who care? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
A tour bus dealer.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Now, because I bet in a few years you're going
to find out that Taylor swift dad's on some Jeffrey
Epstein style shit.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You know, Well, didn't you say he's like it big
in the yeah music business world?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Because yeah, you're gonna you're gonna find out that Taylor
Swift's dad is working for like the Masade. He's like
Deep State Israel infiltrating like American culture pop music. That's
why the blackmailing and compromising artists.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's why he made sure that Taylor Swift got his
famous as she did.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, exactly. No, that's why she became as famous as
she did because he's Deep State, That's what I mean.
And they just were like, well, the more powerful we
make your daughter, the more powerful we will make you
the puppet master. And you can crack joke when you
come out of surgery. Brian Coleberger talked to mom on
(10:07):
phone hours after student murders. That seems like he's a
good boy.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So you just call his mom at five am? Hey mom,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Hey mom?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, I just got done murdering. What's up with you? No?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's like, you know how when you call it like
back in the day, you call your parents after you
like you were out drinking, our partying all night some
more on vacation. He'd be like, yeah, we had a
fun time last night. Yeah, we just got up early.
I didn't stay up all night. That's what he was doing.
Hey mom, Hey, I just.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Wanted to go to the gym before class, so I
give you a call.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, I thought i'd hit him gym, and you know,
I got a good workout in sweat today.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Do you think his mom knew.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That he was gonna kill what four students?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No? But like after he did it, do you think
that they talked about what he did? Do you think
that she knew? Or do you think that he was just.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like I'm gonna venture a guest and say he probably
played it pretty close to the chest. I don't think
he told anybody. I could be wrong, but he was
what I mean, shit, he was what he would have
gotten away with it if he wasn't stupid, right pretty much.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
If he wouldn't have left the sheath something they call
it the thing that you a knife in, yep, if
he wouldn't have left that behind, I think he probably
would have gotten away with it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because that's like how I guess they caught him, you know,
is because they got his They pinged his cell phone
or whatever and saw that he had like returned like
he killed them at like whatever two three in the
morning or something like that, and then at like five
six am, his car like returned, so then they like
(11:45):
got a cell phone pain confirming he drove by, like
he was there like multiple times at different times throughout
the night. And then there was also like security footage.
Then they eventually were able to get showing his car
and then that same car again.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, and he got pulled over and then they.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Were searching for the car, and then that's how they
tracked it back to him, like let me see, because
they knew it was like a white handa or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So unrelated. Taylor Swift's album is called the Life of
the Life of a Showgirl and there's the cover. I
hope it's a fucking flop dude.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Sorry, I was looking at the one next the ad
next to it, the sixy Dmilio hot Shots.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I was like, well, she looks so different. She looks
they are all, man, wait, let me see it again. This,
you know, she looks like who she looks like a
drag queen.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Taylor Swift. Well, do you think this is her people
saying how hot Chapel Roane shit was being like, oh,
that's all about being a burlesque stamp, Like her whole
thing is about being, you know, a woman of the nightlife, right,
sex worker, sex positive Chapel Roone.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, well, I don't know, it's like more about get.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know what's pining pony club about.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think it's about working for like a drag club.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh it's a drag club. Yeah. So do you think
this is just Taylor Swift being like, well, I gotta
I gotta weasel into this hot thing in culture.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Right now, probably just got to capitalize on this ship,
the new trendy thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I gross. Also, I think that it's gross that she
is like the biggest person to turn around and like
sue people for apparently like copying her songs. Or whatever,
like the thing that she did to Olivia Rodrigo. Oh
and then she but I feel like she copies everybody
else she does. It's like funny, funny how that works.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Also, her music now so fucking boring. Dude, you know,
can you name? Can you think of what's another? Like
to Shake it Off? Shake it Off had some energy.
Some of the songs off Red were okay, but everything
else just kind of is wallpaper.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Right. Yeah, I'm trying to think about the Romeo and
Juliet song.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I kind of like that one that's early though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah? Yeah, like maybe still on her first maybe second
album or something.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Did she had that song look what You Made Me Do?
Look What You Made Me Do?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's like that Tyler of the Creator song that was a.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Good song, the one we were listening to last night.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, ude, the new Tyler ramp on.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
This song by the Creator.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Jamming Dude, I wonder and.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
He's just like talking ship the whole time.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, he's like come on me. It's like something like, yeah,
he's just The song is called stop playing with Me, Carol,
play little I'll play a little taste. I don't think
I can play much of it. But here's here's a
little taste.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Nigga's really weird. Get it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
When you know what it is about that song? What
it's got Yezu's energy, Like remember the album Yeases, Yeah,
that was all produced by like daft Punk and like
all those folks, That's what reminds me of and it's
got that same energy. Tyler the Creator is awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I feel like, did he like go away for a
while or has he always been kind of around you
just didn't hear about.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think what he does is he'll make an album,
go on like a tour cycle, and then he'll focus
on fashion or focus on you know, some other creative
element for like two years, and then come out with
another fucking ridiculous album. He's great. Shout out with Tyler.
Would you get Tyler the Creator on the podcast David?
Can you book Tyler the Creator for next week on
(15:53):
the podcast? Thank you, very good, Very good. Also, you
will all be very pleased to know that we did,
in fact land on the Moon. Thank you. Channing Tatum
and Scarlet and Scarlett Johansson. We watched a delightful little
movie on Apple TV called It.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Was a delightful little movie.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, it was cute.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It was called it's called fly Me to the Moon,
and it's about the moon landing. And you know what,
it's an interesting syop of a siop because essentially the
thing that the story has always been, the reason NASA
faked the moon landing was there's one theory one we
(16:39):
didn't go. One that we've never been to space or
past the Van Allen Belts, So there's that. There's a
second theory, which is we did go to the moon,
but all the footage was shit. All the like the pictures,
all the stuff from space doesn't look good and it
wasn't photographed right, So they re created it in a
(17:01):
studio to give it, you know, a higher production value.
But this is essentially the US government got in between
Apollo eleven and the public and wanted to make sure
that the footage looked great regardless. So instead of so.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It was still like a lie.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah they still ship launch, Yeah they still went to
the moon, but they just were basically hedging their bets
and being like we're gonna we're gonna tape this in
a sound stage and broadcast it at the time, and
there's a there's you know, a nice little twist in
the movie. I think, yeah, it's fun, but yeah, I
really enjoyed it. Yeah, if you're big in the moon,
(17:43):
it's kind of But I think what it does is
that then the people who are like, oh, the moon
landing was faked because it didn't look good, but but
we were definitely were there, you know, that'll create that
narrative or it just.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Makes people because it it kind of just I thought
it was gonna be like, we didn't go to the
moon at all. Yeah, like we're like talking it up, like, yeah,
we're gonna go to the moon, we're gonna beat Russia,
blah blah blah, and then find out that they just
like could it wasn't feasible somehow.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You know, look at this fucking attorney on the right.
He's like beetlejuice, I know, but he's like the sun.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I think that's an.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Awful Hastings and hastings. They're terrible, terrible, ugly, ugly, bad fashion,
not the most fashion forward. I hate all those the
fact that all everywhere you go you see a built,
you see one hundred billboards a day, and bus ads
and all that shit for law firms, predatory law firms.
(18:42):
I know, we've talked about it before, but it's gross.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's they're the only people that spend money advertising them
in car dealers.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, and certain weird certain areas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Or big box companies like you know, yeah, man Walmart.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's just to me, it's like, Okay, I get I
guess it's cool, it's neat, but to me, it seems slimy, right,
and seems like it you wouldn't necessarily get it, like
I would rather go to maybe my hometown attorney, right right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's like I get that you probably have like this
big team of people at that point, but you're right.
It is like, if you were really that good at
what you did, like, would you really need to spend
millions of dollars on advertising and literally be on every
radio station, on every local news channel, on all the cards.
(19:37):
Like why couldn't you? Why can't you just like be
good at what you do and then just like let
that speak for itself. But I don't know. Maybe it's
because these law firms that are the ones advertising.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Are like huge, you know that, you know, the one
that the one that gives me the fucking creeps every
time I drive by is Billboard Sweet James. He looks
like he's like a high school math teacher that's been
students for thirty years. I'll beat that out, but you
do agree. It's like, shave your fucking beerd dude, get
(20:10):
a haircut. You look like an insane person.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I think that he is.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh I think that's what. Well, then he should have
a little hat on too.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Right, But I think that because he's an LA based lawyer.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh so he's not even in the valley. No, because
when I worked in his face so goddamn much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then when I worked in California for I Heeart Radio
iHeart Media over there, he was like, they're one of
their biggest clients. And yeah, it's because he's a prominent,
like LA based lawyer. And then I guess must have
expanded out here.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah he looks fucking creepy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But yeah when I because I would hear his ship
all the time when I worked over there, and then
finally like left, didn't hear it again forever, and then
all of a sudden, then he popped up here, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know, you hear the name Sweet James, and you
like see the Sweet James logo, and I feel like
did you did you ever see Wayne's World two, the
one where they put on the concert Wayne Stock And
they go into the radio station and there's a guy
named Handsome Dan. He's the DJ, and then we watched
(21:22):
and Handsome Dan. They meet this really good looking guy
in the hallway and they're like Handsome Dan and he's like, nah, man,
I just work here. And then all of a sudden,
this little, weasley, ugly guy walks out and he's like,
I'm Handsome Dan. That's Sweet James. Sweet James is Handsome
Dan for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, Like he's probably not fucking sweet at all, and
he's he's probably like the nastiest pit person you'll ever meet.
There's like a total dick.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah. We're just also we don't know anything about sweet James.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
But I feel like he Usually when you have like
sweet in your name, that's because it means you're the opposite.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah. It's kind of like when you call a real big,
real big fat guy tiny yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, we're like the tiny guy like big.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Big yeah gym. Yeah, big job. It's big big gym.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He's like he's like five five yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Big gym. Big Scott over there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's usually how that works.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Look at it. We're watching a so Fox in Phoenix
does this thing where instead of like programming the station,
they have an extra station, they just put podcasts on
and they're they're doing a podcast in a studio and
this guy, the host is like, we're really cutting loose.
And all he did was he took his tie off
and put it around his neck and he made a
(22:40):
big deal about it. It's just we're a fucking different
We're a different outfit.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
So like, don't fucking yeah, the guy you're interviewing is
literally wearing sneakers in a basic yeah, so I mean
why that guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The guy on the left has a big Steve Jefferies fit.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Definitely, like golf pants, golf shirts.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, yeah, the big, big Steve Jeffries energy. Shout out
Steve Jeffries if you're listening.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Also, David, if you could get Sweet James on the
podcast next week after Tyler the creator, Okay, thanks. Yeah.
I saw a lady today walking down a sidewalk in
Phoenix and she had one tennis shoe on.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I wonder what happened.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know, but it didn't seem to bother her.
She was just walking down the street, just having a
good old day, one shoe on.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's not gonna let get her down, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Man. Oh, speaking of I got a message from Christopher.
Shut out, shut out, Christopher. He sent me a message.
You said, Grant on a podcast in the near future,
can you please retell the story of when you first
moved to Arizona and ate a still warm burrito off
the sidewalk? Have I told you that story?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I feel like I'm gonna be grossed out, but no,
I've never heard this story. No, it's not gross A
still warm burrito? What the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, sidewalk sidewalk burrito.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So I would never eat food just randomly found on
the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, you know. It's like that thing where I was
like trust the universe. That's my name, like motto. This
was like a big trust the Universe type situation. I
had no money. I was so broke, and I don't
know if I was working in radio yet on the
John Jay and Rich Show, but it may have been
like right before I started, and I was just on
a walk because I had all this free time, because
(24:32):
one I didn't have a job, and I think it
was like summer session, so I only had like one class, yeah,
maybe two classes. And I was just walking around hungry
because I didn't really think I had any money to
buy groceries or food. And as I'm walking down the street, Shit,
(24:52):
I wish I remember what it was. It was. It
ran parallel to University. It's like the first street over. Yeah,
it was like a neighborhood that all apartment complex. They
had a little Mexican grocery store, Rollins Market. And I'm
walking down the sidewalk and I just see a burrito
that's been opened up, like out of the metal, like
(25:16):
the tinfoil. Yeah, and maybe it doesn't even look like
a I don't even remember if it was a bite
taken out of it. There may have been, but it
was just laying on the ground in the center of
the sidewalk, and I was starving, and I literally like
picked it up, and I was like, that's like a
chicken Caesar rap something like that, like tomato and lettuce
(25:39):
and chicken and caesar all this shit. Oh, it was
like in a green rap, I remember. Yeah, I just
it's like, fuck it, dude, when the universe gives you
a gift, you must accept said gifts.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How what month was it when this happened. It was summer,
so it was warm because it was probably hot outside.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That was also the same in the same three month
period where I did the Master cleans which the Master
cleanses where you drink ups in salt water or salt
water and you'd drink it like three times a day,
so you just have like wet like the just water diarrhea,
and then all you eat and consume for the next
(26:24):
like seven days ten days is like that lemonade with
cayenne pepper and maple syrup in it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So I was doing that and I went to a
mountain and I was like, only drink of that shit
and water, and I guess the top of a mountain,
I was like, oh damn, like I'm so gassy, and
I farted going down a mountain which is like downtown Tempe. Yeah,
and it was water. It was not a fart. Yeah.
(26:55):
And then I had to walk home. I go two miles,
three miles with shit water. I mean it was at
that point it was just water, but fully. And then
I threw out those pants, those underwear as soon as
I got home. Then I was down as a pair
of pants. That's probably why I ate the burrito, spend
(27:16):
my grocery money on new pants after the Master cleanse.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah sounds awful, Grant. Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I mean it does, like you do kind of feel better.
You feel real bad for a while though when you're
on it. It's like a cleanse. The Heaven's gay people
did it. That's why I did it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I've never done a cleanse.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I've done all. I've done every kind of cleanse you
can imagine.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Because I know that I would be miserable.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So the longest, the longest I've gone without solid food
is two weeks.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's insanity.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And I other than that, all I would drink would
be organic apple juice, water, iced tea, and then vet
double broth for two weeks. Yeah. Then one time I
did that clans where I fasted for ten days, not
two weeks, and I included Jack Daniels in that, cause
(28:13):
like I just had two weeks off and I was
like fuck it, dude, and I just blacked out for
two weeks. It was great, really fun to black down
and play guitar hero.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That does not sound like fun. I mean, you just
your pants, get drunk and play guitar hero.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I mean, well, I'm really glad you got your shit
together before we met.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, I don't. I haven't. I haven't knocked on wood.
I haven't. Really. I haven't had that many accidents since
we've been together.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Is there.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I've had one stories. I had one I told you
about watching JFK on the phone roller in the middle
of the night by myself before right before we start
maybe it was like right when we started dating.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I don't remember this story.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, I just I was watching JFK and rolling out
my back and I trusted a fart a little too
much and it was like I went whoop. Awesome, just
sees me get up and sprint to the bathroom, like.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
God, damn it. Yeah, man, I feel like that happens.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Though with little accidents.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, I mean the thing.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I happened to everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But the thing I think about though, is they you
know I've had it happen enough where I'm like this sucks,
But then I'm like, damn. When you get older, you
lose control of all that stuff. So just imagine like
pooping your pants all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You know grand's going to be in diapers soon.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I should just preemptively start diapers. That's actually a pretty
good idea.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's disgusting. You're like, I never have to take bathroom bread.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah it is. I just worked through it.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like, yeah, how often and do you change the adult diapers?
Is it like as often as you change baby diapers,
like every couple of hours? Like, or do some people
literally just wear their fucking same diaper all goddamn day.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Well, I mean I'm sure there's people who wear the
diaper but then go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is that why some old people smell?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like yes, yes, yes, disgusting, but yeah, I mean, but
then there's probably a lot of old people or people
who need diapers who wear it as just underwear and
they're like, well, I don't need it, but it's better
to have it and not need it than to need
it and not have.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It, you know, kind of like did you ever wear
pull ups when you were a little kid?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I literally have more pull ups until I was like fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I mean it's like I wouldn't peet during the.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Day, really, But like, you know how, I'm a heavy sleeper,
and I've always been a heavy sleeper, especially like when
I was a little kid, and I guess like I
would pee the bed a lot in the middle of
the night because I was just like so asleep where
i'd have like a dream that i'd be on the
toilet or whatever, right, and so like, yeah, I wore
(31:14):
pull ups for a while, but like I was out
of diapers by the time I was like, I don't know,
I think like one and a half, my mom said,
but I wore pull ups until I was like five
or six because I would pee at nights.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
But I would wear the pull ups, And then there
was a long time there where I'm like, Mom, I
don't need the pull ups anymore. She's like, yes, you do,
you just but yeah, it was just like just in cases.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But yeah, I think that's how most adult diaper wears
wear diapers.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I'd wear them at night as.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
My under precautionary when's Britney spears is gonna just go away?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah and she dies?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You think, so, yeah, you think that's just gonna be
one of.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
The Well, nobody's gonna fucking what I mean. People are like, oh,
we got a free Britney blah blah blah. Okay, well,
Britney is free and she is clearly like struggling with
mental health and now nobody's there to help her.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
So I'm I feel like, yeah, do you think Britney
Spears wears adult typers? She seems like the type of
person that would No.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She seems like the type of girl who's like, I
don't believe in wearing tampons or pads or period cuts.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh I freely Yeah, free bleedings. What's up, dude, That's
what I do.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Which I want to know the people that free bleed
do they wear those like period underwear or are they
just like straight up just regular underwear.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Actually, you know what they should do free bleaters. They
should just have like a little like collection cup that
like goes into a tube like a cafeter and then
throughout the day you just see like the little catheter
thing fill up with blood in chunks.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's the thing. That's the thing guys, most of us
men don't realize, is Uh, it's not just blood. Women
shed their entire uterine lining every month, you know, right, Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't. I like how you're explaining what a period is.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, no, I'm just telling the fellas who have never No,
but yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's not normal blood. It's not like just like yeah,
have like a cut and it starts.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, Because I think free bleeding and just if it
were just blood would be fine. But if you free
bleed into like I don't know, let's say you have
special underwear, how does that not smell throughout the day?
How does that not soak through your pants too? Because
you bleed through underwear? Because like, wait, it's so. Is
(33:56):
is so if you wear a pad? Is that not
free bleeding?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, that's wearing a pad.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's bullshit. It's kind of the same thing. You just
but you're still.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Wearing something, like you're not just bleeding into nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
But I would think like free bleeding would have to
be like you were just standing and it just like
falls out of you.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
No, yeah, free bleeding just means that you just don't
use any like uh like period.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Remember that lady that we watched her videos. Come, we
watched her videos and she free bled into underwear and
then she like made tea out of the.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
No, she like watered her plant, That's what it was.
But we were like, imagine how bad her fucking house
just musty because she was one of those ladies that
had plants like every everywhere. So yeah, she would bleed.
Then she would take her bloody underwear, put them in
like that thing of water, let them soak in the
(34:52):
water for like, I don't know however many hours. Then
she'd get this like bloody water mixture, and then she
would just have that just a you know, last jug
to water her plants.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Sometimes sometimes I feel like, because I have a plant
at my desk and I sometimes I'll just walk. I
just water it with whatever I'm drinking, like water wise usually,
but sometimes I'm drinking iced tea and I'm like, oh,
this would be a fun little refreshment for my little plant.
And then I think, like, is that cannibal forced cannibalism
(35:25):
because you're.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Making it drink like a derivative of a plant.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, like plant blood, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, It's like the when Eduardo in the Social network
got in trouble for feeding that chicken chicken nuggets and
they were like, it's they said it was force cannibalism.
It's fucked up, dude.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Anyway, Www, dot Terrible person dot co or find us
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I want to talk about maybe get into some of
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conspiracy shit. I want to talk about blindness that's sweeping
(36:10):
the country because of this medication. Okay, there's basically two
things in culture right now that are making people go
blind and I think are going to ruin US as
a society, and we're going to talk about that. Sick, sick, y'all.
So anyway, www. Dot terribleperson dot co or find us
(36:32):
on Patreon. Also, I want to talk to you about
what the government did to disabled kids in the nineties
that I heard about today that.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Is fascinating the US government.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
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