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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What are you gonna get?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
China?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
China as you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, Come come,
I'm gonna come, Come, Come, Come, Come come.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hi, Welcome to Terrible person A podcast. My name is Gary.
I'm joined by Chandra.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The he kind of name is that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is my wife, Shenandra. Hi. Www dot Terrible person
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Speaker 4 (00:58):
You and the other ten people that have found us there.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Patreon's doing a little bit better now. We're slowly growing.
I mean people, people I think have migrated a few
from the other way Terrible person at C to Patreon.
But now I think they're both just kind of slow
and steady.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Plateaued.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, we're plateaued. We're platewwed. So if you want to
help us break out of the plateau, that's not how
you say it, plateau.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's plateau.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Plateau. Hello, little plateau, little kit plateau. It's of me.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
If you roll out of bed, if you wear your
pajamas to work. The first thing they think of is
you in bed. If you come to work with wet hair,
they imagine you in the shower.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yep. I was just watching a video and apparently Graham
was not a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was just waiting to start the podcast, and you
just had your phone right next to.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
The I didn't realize that you were waiting for me.
I thought that you were still getting stuff together over there.
And then when I Will looked over and saw that
you were ready, I stopped my video and I got
got to work.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Got to work. Yeah, she clocked in over a time
clock and she said.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She shud imployed my headphones. Oh no, stand by, I
can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, can't here. She's temporarily deaf.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I can't find the whole that's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Me all the time, right K. Yeah, I'm like I
can't find it and.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Like that's the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Where do I put it? Yeah? I was at today
trying to describe to someone the you know, the temper
who I am? Thank you? Somebody actually said you were
beautiful to a random person.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
How do they know what I look like?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I showed them wedding pictures?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
A random person.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Baby I'm trying not to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, okay, well you can say you don't have to
be like I don't have to be fucking secret agent.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I was having a clandestine secret meeting.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Work for the government.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I worked for the government. Finally got a please please
please CIA, NSA, whoever it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Is atf FBI, all the.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Three letters. We would love to be co opted by
your agency. Just send us some money. We'll say whatever
the fuck you want us to. Yeah, we'll push whatever agenda. Dude,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Speak for yourself. Grant I cannot be co opted. You can't.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, while you're living, you'll be living in this apartment.
I'll be in my mansion.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You'll just leave me in the Dutch.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'll come to visit. I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
They're like, either you both have to comply or you
leave her. And then you're like, by can't.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't be. I don't think i'd be
forced to leave you. I think I just I would upgrade.
I would upgrade my life. I'd go to a mansion
and I would.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Have an upgrade your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, babe, I'm saying I'd come back. I'd come back.
I'd be like, Oh, I gotta go see Kate in
the apartment an apartment life. But I wouldn't let you.
I wouldn't let you since you vehemently so, since you
vehemently said you wouldn't take them money.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
If I if I win a lot of money, I'm
not going to give any to you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I would baby know that. What's not true at all.
I would give you whatever you you are me, you
and me are the same. No, what I'm saying is
you would say no to the co opted and then
I would cash that check. I'd be like, Kate have
to divorce her. No, I wouldn't divorce you. I don't
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think they're going to pay you. I don't think that's
the only way they're going to pay me. I believe
in the power of the United States government.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is what the situation is. What would you do?
Then I would say, you have to make a choice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, then I would say no, and I would talk
about how they tried to co opt me and divorce
my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
He's just trying to cover his own ass. Now, No,
yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, I'm not. I'm just saying I would That's exactly
what I would do. I'd be like We almost had millions.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Of dollars, but Kate ruined it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But Kate ruined everything, just like because she's pro vaccine?
What yeah, what if that's you don't even know what
they're asking us to do.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I'm pro like yeah, like measles, mumps, rebella, like polio,
those kinds of vaccines. Do they still give polio vaccines? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I actually I just got boosted for polio a couple
of weeks ago. Went to CBS and no, do.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
They still like? Is that still like a vaccine they
give to babies.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I walked in and they give rabies to babies. I
don't know they should give babies to rabies. Babies babies
to rabies? Is where they it's like Hunger Games, but
instead of people, it's coyotes and they just free a
bunch of babies. Would coyotes when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
In Mario kart battle and you get locked up and
then you have to wait for like your teammates come
get Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So we're so do would k Yeah? Would coyotes be
afraid of a baby?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Probably? Babies are fucking unpredictable.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You think so because you told me coyotes are afraid
of people? Yeah, but like in Australia, the famous story
is that dingo that ate that baby, and Dingo is
just a dog, And I thought a coyote was basically
just kind of a wild dog. You don't think of coyote.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Coyote is a wild dog. But I feel like, aren't
Dingo is like supposed to be like aggressive.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I thought Cody, I thought codes Cody's I thought coyotes
were supposed to be digressive too.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think they're aggressive like towards like pets and stuff,
like if they like they'd fuck up your animals.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But you know not, That's what I'm saying that you
don't think they would attack a baby.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I guess it depends, like is the baby just like
kind of like half dead, just like fucking sitting there
in a parking lot, you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Do it half dead?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm talking a free roaming baby, no sentient.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
No, it's like a free roaming, moving, crying, loud as
fuck child. No, they're probably getting me the hell away
from that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Really, but it's small, so I don't know they're loud.
Have you seen coyotes.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Don't pay attention to anything?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How do coyotes not realize? How scary. They are because
coyotes are scary. You see, you see coyotes.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Coyotes are scary. They're like a medium sized dog.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Ran, I know, we saw we saw one that came
real close to us on a walk.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and you're like, oh my god, get away. It's
running away from us.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kate was trying to pet it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It literally looked at us and was like, oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And like, Ran, I've been stalked by coyotes. I've been
on mushrooms in the desert being stalked.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
And it was probably just there and you saw it
and you looked over at each other in the eye contacting.
It's after me.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I told I told you about the one time I
was just sitting there on that bench.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, it was probably hungry.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And the coyote just came up to me.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Or maybe if you if you were sitting, maybe it
thought that you were like something else, you know. Yeah,
I was just gonna tell what you were, like, what
is this blob?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah? I had a lot of cool animal encounters on mushrooms.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Did you or is it just like in your mind?
Are you like are you like snow white when you
take mushrooms? But it's just like there's all happening in
no imaginary.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's real from that dog that came up to me
and we'd be scared each other. Oh yeah no, but
this is a long way of saying. I was talking
to someone today and I was trying to explain those
cameras that they sell at urban outfitters, you know that.
(08:41):
I think it's cam Snap is the company they they're.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like, was that the one that you were showing.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, they're like digital cameras. They take cool, old school
like yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was describing that to
someone and I was like, yeah, they're Cam Soda cameras.
I kept I said it like three times, Ca Soda,
and then they were like camp Soda and I was
(09:08):
like what, No, it's not Camp Soda. It's camp Snap
and I remember real quick. And then I was like,
what the fuck is cam soda and it's that's a
web girl porn site. Yeah. That always it was a
pop up back in the day, like in the early
two thousands, it'd be like Cam soda, Oh please, don't.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Even prep and pretend like that's the only place you saw.
It was like a pop up on your fucking browser.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That was probably a fucking frequently visited.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Site for campsite cam soda.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If it just comes to mind so easily, like that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What are you talking about? The thing is called camp snap.
It's literally like five of the seven letters, so almost
the identity, you know what I'm saying. I just like
was taught and describing it and I was just like
what is it? And then I, yeah, I've realized it
was that. Yeah, I have such a bad memory.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's all a weed.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I think it might be years of weed. I think
weed is diabolical. I'm all kind of off the weed.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It probably is. Honestly. I feel like, you know how
they always talk about like you shouldn't do drugs when
you're like young. Is it like fucks with your brains
like the rest of your life or whatever. I can
believe that because I feel like I've never had a
good memory. Like Grant will like bring stuff up and
(10:30):
we'll be like don't you remember that? And like, no,
I literally have no recollection of you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You don't remember when we fed that baby to the coyote, But.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Like he'll tell me shit and like my my parents
do it, and like everybody I know will like bring
up these stories, and I'm like, when did this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think it's I think it's kind of more the
Kenny Powers thing. Remember when Kenny Powers meet Stevie and
in the cafeteria and he's like, actually we know each other.
He's like, we used to do something together, and Kenny
Powers go, well, sometimes all the big memories push out
the little insignificant memories, and I kind of feel like
(11:08):
that's what happens in life. You just forget shit. That's
you're like, I'm gonna remember this forever and then immediately
just gone. But yeah, I think I think weed. This
is my new conspiracy theory. And I don't think it's
a theory. I think the potency of medical and recreational weed.
(11:29):
I think the government has their hands somehow in that,
and they're not they're basically neutering an entire not just generation,
like a blanket of people, maybe like mentally neutering them,
just like pacifying them with this ninety eight percent THC weed.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
So they're just like I don't wanna.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, think about it. I mean, I mean how often
are you like, oh.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, what does that do? Like just makes them not
want to do anything. So then I'm just relying on
the government for everything.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Not yet not not want to.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I don't get what the I guess like goal or
outcome of that was.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
The goal is to pacify people and to make people
relax and not worry about the ship.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Does it also fuck with like fertility stuff good?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know. It definitely meant fucks with your brain.
I mean, I know, I've smoked a lot of weed
and vapes and edibles and stuff, and I'm fairly sharp,
but I definitely feel like we I don't know. Lately,
I've just felt like weed is just kind of it
makes me. It makes me so paranoid. In turn, it
(12:39):
makes because normally like the voice that is like doubt
in my head. It's pretty quiet lately, and when I
smoke weed, it's like it'll never be anything, you know
what I mean. Caitlin's never gonna let you play the switch?
Shut up, No, I'm just kidding. No, It's always like
I'm just sitting here watching Kate play fucking Donkey Kong Bananza,
(13:01):
and I'm like, what am I doing? Like like in life?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You mean it sound like I'm always constantly playing.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Kate's a big gamer I just finished it. She just finished.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I finished. It's like a never ending game.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's crazy that you actually finished it. So you did
you one of then or did you just beat like
the story? You still have stuff to find.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, it's like done done.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You can't go preplay it.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I mean you can, but now when you hit continue,
it's just I mean, yeah, you can't see.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's just open the world.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, but like yeah, you're just like down in the
middle of the earth and then you just like have
to go back up to like other levels if you
want to. But there's nothing else to like really, I
mean other than like the little side challenges and like
finding bananas and buying all the clothing and shit. Yeah,
like there's really not There's nothing else to do, like
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no other tasks. It's just like done.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
So I'm done with it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't plan on playing it anymore. WHOA, well, I
mean I'm not gonna go back up and like I
finished it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, I guess. I guess. If you're satisfied, do.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
You fucking go back and play every single game to
one hundred percent completion and finish every single If.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I really like the game? Sure, I haven't done that
in a lot like forever. I did that with Ghostbusters
on PlayStation three. What are the what's that called.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Honeyed? Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I did it with all the Star Wars Star Wars,
all the Star Wars Lego games. I did that. I
didn't do it on the new one though. The new
one's so fucking big. I don't know if I have,
if i'll ever have the time. I'm just that's kind
of how.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I feel though about I mean, I was talking. I
feel like I've been talkalking about this kind of a
lot lately. But the new not new, but like the
last Velda game that came out, it's too big.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It's too big. It's hard too.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It is hard to win the battle by hitting the
like a series of buttons at very specific times, or
you can't meet him. I like games where I can
just like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't like to them multiple ways.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's not like I have to do one very specific
thing in order to like defeat the guy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm making a lot of noise over there, microphone. Maybe
we should switch microphones. I think you should get I
was playing Donkey Kong Banana and I'm gonna plug all
the course, we don't do that because I don't want
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to have what happened last week, and I feel like
you're just gonna accidentally do it.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Babe, how upset you got? Well, because I don't want
to have no fun?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What are you talking about? No fun?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
No fun zone.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just don't want the I want the podcast to.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Be West Germany.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's right, that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Was the bad one.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Kate's having all kinds of microphone problems.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I don't God damn give me a fucking thing where
I don't have to hold it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then okay, I'll do that. I think I might have
an INN on some broadcast style headphones.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Because that kind of I don't need a headphone, I
need no.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, these would be headphone microphone built in. Oh, it'd
come out like this.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
A call center.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No no, They're like like we were doing play by
play in the NFL, those type of Oh yeah, I
think about how fun that would be just to lay
it out of the couch. We don't even look at
each other, we just talk into the at the ceiling. Yeah, great,
it would be really nice Alien on FX. Kate's not
(17:01):
into it, but it's a fucking great show. I recommend
everyone just like I.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Just yeah, when you started watching it, I was like
doing something.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it's very it's very very spooky.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I was doing something else, and then Grant just like
started it, and then by the time he was like,
I don't know. Then by the time I tuned in,
it was just like, I have no fucking clue what's
going on, and I'm not about to be like, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You should just watch the next episode that comes out.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Well, no, because they don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Who cares. You can pick it up. You can pick
up from context. Well, you can start over with episode one.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
No thanks, you can watch episode I want to have
to sit there and watch four hours of an alien
show by myself to catch up.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, yeah, you wouldn't. You wouldn't enjoy that with me
instead friends and your friends and neighbors.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I thought that was a good show. I didn't like
any of the characters on the show. It wasn't that
I didn't like watch Kate. It wasn't anything that you
like I hate.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
No, that's not the case. There's evidence of this podcast.
You can go back and listen to go back to
old episodes and find something that I like that Kate
also likes.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Improve Kaylen, it's going to be.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Send me a message.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
When we agree on your time, don't waste your time.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
No friends and neighbors. It's not that no one is likable, it's.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That that's literally what you said.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
No multiple times. No, I didn't say that. No, I've
said that about other shows. But the problem with the
show I have is John John Hamm is unlikable. John
Hamm is unlikable, and he's a bad person at the
beginning of the show, and then he does this whole thing,
comes out unscathed, and then you're just like, he's still
(18:52):
a bad person. But how though he didn't change at all.
All he did was he was being an asshole to
his friends and family, and then he got fired, and
then he started robbing his friends and family, right yeah,
and treating everybody kind of shitty, and you get to
see his habits and now he's always late or just
(19:12):
flaking on people, and everybody was like, you always do this,
And then at the end he was still just like
a flaky bad person.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He got back together with his family and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
So I mean, I mean, but and then literally robbed
a house of the guy that started that hired him,
you know, Yeah, Breaking Bad, Walter White was a nice
guy and then at the end of Breaking Bad he
was an evil person.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Right, yeah, yeah, he wasn't a good guy at that point.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
He killed so many people. He was selling drugs, he
was manufacturing drugs, he was dealing with like just awful
bad news.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, So that's like, I don't know, that's kind of
what I want to see when I watch show. I
think is somebody I don't know, maybe not. It was fine,
It just I felt like it was just like the
same thing over and over again with that show.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I don't I don't know if I agree with that.
But I also feel like I just like John Hamm
is an actor. Yeah, Like I loved Madmen, and he
was not a good person in that show.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Either, Like yeah, but don changed Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
He became okay, yeah, but then he just got like weird.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Right, But he changed his character evolved over those.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
But I don't know if he necessarily became like a
better person in the end. I think he just like
a different type of person.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't think it's about becoming better or worse. What
you say, change, You don't want to spend eight.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Years or somebody slightly change. He's with his back, with
his wife, and he's going to pay attention to his
family and should again, which he wasn't doing before.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But he could have been home with his family, but
instead he was choosing to rob his boss's house babe. Right,
That's just like.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's like if you say you got to run a
quick errand not like I'm condoning robbing your friends or
your boss or whoever, but like, how long do you
think he's gonna be there? It's like he's gonna fucking
hang out there for six hours and be like I
wonder what to him he's going bought, But.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then he's got to go sell whatever he bought, right
or whatever he stole. It's a process.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I guess. In that New York traffic, you know, is
it New York? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I was thinking it was Los Angeles. No, but then
they went to Princeton, so I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah it was you. You said, oh, was that LA
And I was like, I don't know, I think so,
but then yeah, no, it was definitely New York.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
He lived in like they lived in like I guess,
like upstate New York somewhere ish, and then he worked
in Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I see, like, you know what, I probably didn't recognize
the city scape without the twin towers.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Honestly, they have Freedom Tower. Now you should recognize that.
I mean, it's fucking tall.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It's just not the same game.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
But it's big, like it's fat.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Where what happened to the World Trade Center? I forgot?
Oh my god, what happened there?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
If we ever go there, I really want to go
to that museum.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, I'd love to see it. What's it called the
Freedom Tower? What Freedom Tower one?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
It's called Freedom Tower? I don't know if it's called
Freedom Tower one. I think it's called Freedom Tower.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
They should have called it Tower three.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh my god? Right, no, why it's called one World
Trade Center, which it was always known as, also known
as one WTC and as the Freedom Tower. It's the
main building up the rebuilt World Traded Center complex and
(23:15):
Lower Manhattan, New York City.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And what happened there?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I'm just One World Trade Center is the tallest building
in the United States, the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere,
and the seventh tallest in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Boom wow bing bang boom bing bang boom.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
But no, it has like that pointy spire on the
top and it's like, yeah, faceted. That's it's a pretty
recognizable tower.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It kind of reminds me of the Sears Tower.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I don't know what that looks like.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
This is that's the one that's got like a flat
that's like the Chicago It's got like a flat side.
It's almost like a triangle top or trapezoid of some sort.
Do you find it? It's got the same like angling.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I guess it's not really well.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
They have a bar inside of this inside what inside
of this building?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Your tower?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yes, like on this bottom part.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm sure it's gotta be. Yeah, you been there?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I feel like I have.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I don't know. I went to a bunch of places
when I was in Chicago. It's a really cool city.
It's very fucking cold. I never want to live there.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I've been to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
It was like forty fucking degrees and it was like
the end of April.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Chicago. Yeah, totally Chicago. It was a I think it
was an eighty minute, ninety minute train trip. They had
a direct train from South Bend to Chicago. Yeah, so
if you wanted to go up it wasn't like a
whole thing. You could just go. You could be in
high school and just go to fucking Chicago, which is
(24:53):
scary and just.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Like on a Saturday. Yeah, I'm going to Chicago today.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But I think the last I think it stopped running
at like ten, so if you were nine, so if
you missed.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
It the bad news, you'd be stuck there over night.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, I never missed it, never, I never. But I
also just drove to Chicago every time I needed to go,
so it was also like a ninety minute drive. I
think it was like two hours on the north I
think it was called the North Shore. It was like
two hours that way, or it was like a ninety
minute drive on the toll road. And the drive wasn't bad.
(25:29):
But yeah, I used to go to Chicago all the time.
That big deal, So cool, no big deal. Yeah, i've
seen the series Tower.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Oh cool, I think I have to.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I haven't been too. Last time I was in Chicago, though,
I partied.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I have really bad burps today. It's from the Curry suit.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah. Last time I went to Chicago, I partied a
little too hard. It was one of those nights where
like I partied and I was at like a rave
and I was with someone I went to high school
with but never talked to or hung out. And they
were like, do you do you have? Like do you
know where you're going? And I was like I know
(26:06):
because I was just fucked up, and she was like,
you can, like stay at my apartment. So there was
like this surreal moment where I was just sitting on
this person's couch, like after she went to bed, and
I was like, what is my life? Just hammered, the
room spinning, and I'm like, I don't know where I am.
I don't know how I want to get back home
(26:28):
because I went to Chicago with people and then I
ended up losing them. I went to a rave and
ended up doing it kind of doing my own thing
with the rest of the night because the rave went
till like four point thirty five in the morning. So
I ended up going back to that person's house and
then literally sleeping for like two hours and then getting
up and having to meet back up with them. They
(26:50):
had to come get me on the other side of
the city. They were not happy.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Be it was, but you'd be. You'll be happy to
know who it was too what the couple, Yeah, and
they knew I was out fucking tying and on. They
were not please. They were having like vegan meals and
having intellectual conversations about Christianity, and I was just blackout drunk.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, that's pretty funny. I'm glad they had to come
get your ass.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
The time, I think I felt the worst, and it
was really funny. We went to the grocery store and
you know how they have the big ball things with
the rubber balls, like the gym balls.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Stuff, and they would have like the giant net yeah yeah,
to hold it all all in. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah. So we were at like a big it was
like called Myer, So it was like a big grocery
store slash everything. It's like a Walmart basically. And I
got one of the balls and it was like one
of the firm plastic ones he played dodgeball with. And
they were with me, and I was drunk in the
store and they were running errands, and I literally took
a ball out and just gunned it as hard as
(28:09):
I could across the store and you just heard it
hit like a shelf or something on the other sides.
And then I was like guys, we gotta go and
we had to like run like quickly get out of
the store before they figured out it was me because
it was like also midnight, so there were only like
three people in the store.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Why are you such an asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
This was just I thought it'd be fun, like you
know when you're hanging out with new people and you
want to be like, hey, I want to show you
how fucking na get down. It was one of those moments,
needless to say, the drive home because they took me
very quiet. They were not happy.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
They were like, what the fuck do we get ourselves in?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And I think that was my first weekend in Fort
Wayne in the band and they were like, fuck, these
guys out of control?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
What did we do?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
But I think we made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Did They made a huge mistake? Uh So, Caitlin, what
are we having for dinner tonight? Have you thought about that?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Have you? No?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Why is it always my responsibility.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Because you're the picky one?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Seems very sexist of you. I'm not sexist, babe, always
making the woman pic.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm sexy, but I'm not sexist, you know what I mean?
Kate and I are going to Vegas this weekend.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, same, you sounded I am.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I'm really excited.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah same.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, I just got a lot to do before Vegas,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
So do I grant?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I know I'm not discounting your experience as a woman.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Caitlin, sounds like you are being very condescending.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, babe, I love you. I would never condescend to you.
How dare you you always con condescending me? I'm the biggest, largest,
on the biggest largest.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
How do you even find out about that? Guy?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They were playing it at the dispensary and I shazammed it.
That did Yeah, I'll plan on that'll be how we
open up the premium. How about that? Yeah, so we'll
open up the premium premium and maybe close the premium
with the same song.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But I heard a song at the dispensary the other
day and I said, I got to know what this is.
I said, shazam, I said, sorry, what song is this?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And she was like, on the largest, the largest, on
the biggest, Sorry, the.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Biggest largest, somebody's got to know that song. I don't
know anyway, So www, dot terribleperson, dot co go there
and sign up or find us on Patreon wherever you
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our friend.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
What.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, so go do that, Yes, and have a great week.
Desperate over here, very desperate. We're about one week away
from never doing the podcast again, so subscribe. We're not
every week. Don't tell people that every week is almost
the last week.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Grants, just stut up.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, we'll switch over the premium. We can talk about
it there. We talked about them behind closed doors, all right. Yeah, Www,
you give me a weird look. What Look that's my face?
I told you I'm sexy.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
That's a sexy.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Look at this sexy sexy.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
You look like a buffalo.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm like Sydney Sweeney's. Okay, I got Kaitlyn didn't have
any good jeans. Kaitlyn doesn't have good jeens. That's what
Buffalo Exchange told you. So mean, Buffalo Exchange. Hit Caitlyn,
you got the bad jeans. Meanwhile, lady next to you
had the good jeans.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Sounds like she's like this. Okay, so I went to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Hold on, we'll just switch over to the premium, Okay,
yeah
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Base cut me off, cut me down, cut me off
all right, bye,
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What are you gonna get?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
China?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
China as you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, Come come,
I'm gonna come, Come, Come, Come, Come come.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hi, Welcome to Terrible person A podcast. My name is Gary.
I'm joined by Chandra.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The he kind of name is that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is my wife, Shenandra. Hi. Www dot Terrible person
dot co. Go there, sign up for the premium episodes,
or you can find us on Patreon if you want.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You and the other ten people that have found us there.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Patreon's doing a little bit better now. We're slowly growing.
I mean people, people I think have migrated a few
from the other way Terrible person at C to Patreon.
But now I think they're both just kind of slow
and steady.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Plateaued.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, we're plateaued. We're platewwed. So if you want to
help us break out of the plateau, that's not how
you say it, plateau.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's plateau.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Plateau. Hello, little plateau, little kit plateau. It's of me.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
If you roll out of bed, if you wear your
pajamas to work. The first thing they think of is
you in bed. If you come to work with wet hair,
they imagine you in the shower.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yep. I was just watching a video and apparently Graham
was not a fan.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was just waiting to start the podcast, and you
just had your phone right next to.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
The I didn't realize that you were waiting for me.
I thought that you were still getting stuff together over there.
And then when I Will looked over and saw that
you were ready, I stopped my video and I got
got to work.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Got to work. Yeah, she clocked in over a time
clock and she said.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She shud imployed my headphones. Oh no, stand by, I
can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, can't here. She's temporarily deaf.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I can't find the whole that's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Me all the time, right K. Yeah, I'm like I
can't find it and.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Like that's the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Where do I put it? Yeah? I was at today
trying to describe to someone the you know, the temper
who I am? Thank you? Somebody actually said you were
beautiful to a random person.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
How do they know what I look like?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I showed them wedding pictures?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
A random person.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Baby I'm trying not to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, okay, well you can say you don't have to
be like I don't have to be fucking secret agent.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I was having a clandestine secret meeting.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Work for the government.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I worked for the government. Finally got a please please
please CIA, NSA, whoever it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Is atf FBI, all the.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Three letters. We would love to be co opted by
your agency. Just send us some money. We'll say whatever
the fuck you want us to. Yeah, we'll push whatever agenda. Dude,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Speak for yourself. Grant I cannot be co opted. You can't.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, while you're living, you'll be living in this apartment.
I'll be in my mansion.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You'll just leave me in the Dutch.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'll come to visit. I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
They're like, either you both have to comply or you
leave her. And then you're like, by can't.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't be. I don't think i'd be
forced to leave you. I think I just I would upgrade.
I would upgrade my life. I'd go to a mansion
and I would.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Have an upgrade your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, babe, I'm saying I'd come back. I'd come back.
I'd be like, Oh, I gotta go see Kate in
the apartment an apartment life. But I wouldn't let you.
I wouldn't let you since you vehemently so, since you
vehemently said you wouldn't take them money.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
If I if I win a lot of money, I'm
not going to give any to you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I would baby know that. What's not true at all.
I would give you whatever you you are me, you
and me are the same. No, what I'm saying is
you would say no to the co opted and then
I would cash that check. I'd be like, Kate have
to divorce her. No, I wouldn't divorce you. I don't
(04:32):
think they're going to pay you. I don't think that's
the only way they're going to pay me. I believe
in the power of the United States government.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is what the situation is. What would you do?
Then I would say, you have to make a choice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, then I would say no, and I would talk
about how they tried to co opt me and divorce
my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
He's just trying to cover his own ass. Now, No,
yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, I'm not. I'm just saying I would That's exactly
what I would do. I'd be like We almost had millions.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Of dollars, but Kate ruined it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But Kate ruined everything, just like because she's pro vaccine?
What yeah, what if that's you don't even know what
they're asking us to do.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I'm pro like yeah, like measles, mumps, rebella, like polio,
those kinds of vaccines. Do they still give polio vaccines? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I actually I just got boosted for polio a couple
of weeks ago. Went to CBS and no, do.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
They still like? Is that still like a vaccine they
give to babies.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I walked in and they give rabies to babies. I
don't know they should give babies to rabies. Babies babies
to rabies? Is where they it's like Hunger Games, but
instead of people, it's coyotes and they just free a
bunch of babies. Would coyotes when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
In Mario kart battle and you get locked up and
then you have to wait for like your teammates come
get Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So we're so do would k Yeah? Would coyotes be
afraid of a baby?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Probably? Babies are fucking unpredictable.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You think so because you told me coyotes are afraid
of people? Yeah, but like in Australia, the famous story
is that dingo that ate that baby, and Dingo is
just a dog, And I thought a coyote was basically
just kind of a wild dog. You don't think of coyote.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Coyote is a wild dog. But I feel like, aren't
Dingo is like supposed to be like aggressive.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I thought Cody, I thought codes Cody's I thought coyotes
were supposed to be digressive too.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think they're aggressive like towards like pets and stuff,
like if they like they'd fuck up your animals.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But you know not, That's what I'm saying that you
don't think they would attack a baby.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I guess it depends, like is the baby just like
kind of like half dead, just like fucking sitting there
in a parking lot, you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Do it half dead?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm talking a free roaming baby, no sentient.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
No, it's like a free roaming, moving, crying, loud as
fuck child. No, they're probably getting me the hell away
from that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Really, but it's small, so I don't know they're loud.
Have you seen coyotes.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Don't pay attention to anything?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How do coyotes not realize? How scary. They are because
coyotes are scary. You see, you see coyotes.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Coyotes are scary. They're like a medium sized dog.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Ran, I know, we saw we saw one that came
real close to us on a walk.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and you're like, oh my god, get away. It's
running away from us.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kate was trying to pet it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It literally looked at us and was like, oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And like, Ran, I've been stalked by coyotes. I've been
on mushrooms in the desert being stalked.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
And it was probably just there and you saw it
and you looked over at each other in the eye contacting.
It's after me.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I told I told you about the one time I
was just sitting there on that bench.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, it was probably hungry.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And the coyote just came up to me.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Or maybe if you if you were sitting, maybe it
thought that you were like something else, you know. Yeah,
I was just gonna tell what you were, like, what
is this blob?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah? I had a lot of cool animal encounters on mushrooms.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Did you or is it just like in your mind?
Are you like are you like snow white when you
take mushrooms? But it's just like there's all happening in
no imaginary.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's real from that dog that came up to me
and we'd be scared each other. Oh yeah no, but
this is a long way of saying. I was talking
to someone today and I was trying to explain those
cameras that they sell at urban outfitters, you know that.
(08:41):
I think it's cam Snap is the company they they're.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like, was that the one that you were showing.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, they're like digital cameras. They take cool, old school
like yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was describing that to
someone and I was like, yeah, they're Cam Soda cameras.
I kept I said it like three times, Ca Soda,
and then they were like camp Soda and I was
(09:08):
like what, No, it's not Camp Soda. It's camp Snap
and I remember real quick. And then I was like,
what the fuck is cam soda and it's that's a
web girl porn site. Yeah. That always it was a
pop up back in the day, like in the early
two thousands, it'd be like Cam soda, Oh please, don't.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Even prep and pretend like that's the only place you saw.
It was like a pop up on your fucking browser.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That was probably a fucking frequently visited.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Site for campsite cam soda.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If it just comes to mind so easily, like that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What are you talking about? The thing is called camp snap.
It's literally like five of the seven letters, so almost
the identity, you know what I'm saying. I just like
was taught and describing it and I was just like
what is it? And then I, yeah, I've realized it
was that. Yeah, I have such a bad memory.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's all a weed.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I think it might be years of weed. I think
weed is diabolical. I'm all kind of off the weed.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It probably is. Honestly. I feel like, you know how
they always talk about like you shouldn't do drugs when
you're like young. Is it like fucks with your brains
like the rest of your life or whatever. I can
believe that because I feel like I've never had a
good memory. Like Grant will like bring stuff up and
(10:30):
we'll be like don't you remember that? And like, no,
I literally have no recollection of you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You don't remember when we fed that baby to the coyote, But.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Like he'll tell me shit and like my my parents
do it, and like everybody I know will like bring
up these stories, and I'm like, when did this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think it's I think it's kind of more the
Kenny Powers thing. Remember when Kenny Powers meet Stevie and
in the cafeteria and he's like, actually we know each other.
He's like, we used to do something together, and Kenny
Powers go, well, sometimes all the big memories push out
the little insignificant memories, and I kind of feel like
(11:08):
that's what happens in life. You just forget shit. That's
you're like, I'm gonna remember this forever and then immediately
just gone. But yeah, I think I think weed. This
is my new conspiracy theory. And I don't think it's
a theory. I think the potency of medical and recreational weed.
(11:29):
I think the government has their hands somehow in that,
and they're not they're basically neutering an entire not just generation,
like a blanket of people, maybe like mentally neutering them,
just like pacifying them with this ninety eight percent THC weed.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
So they're just like I don't wanna.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, think about it. I mean, I mean how often
are you like, oh.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, what does that do? Like just makes them not
want to do anything. So then I'm just relying on
the government for everything.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Not yet not not want to.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I don't get what the I guess like goal or
outcome of that was.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
The goal is to pacify people and to make people
relax and not worry about the ship.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Does it also fuck with like fertility stuff good?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know. It definitely meant fucks with your brain.
I mean, I know, I've smoked a lot of weed
and vapes and edibles and stuff, and I'm fairly sharp,
but I definitely feel like we I don't know. Lately,
I've just felt like weed is just kind of it
makes me. It makes me so paranoid. In turn, it
(12:39):
makes because normally like the voice that is like doubt
in my head. It's pretty quiet lately, and when I
smoke weed, it's like it'll never be anything, you know
what I mean. Caitlin's never gonna let you play the switch?
Shut up, No, I'm just kidding. No, It's always like
I'm just sitting here watching Kate play fucking Donkey Kong Bananza,
(13:01):
and I'm like, what am I doing? Like like in life?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
You mean it sound like I'm always constantly playing.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Kate's a big gamer I just finished it. She just finished.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I finished. It's like a never ending game.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's crazy that you actually finished it. So you did
you one of then or did you just beat like
the story? You still have stuff to find.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, it's like done done.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You can't go preplay it.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I mean you can, but now when you hit continue,
it's just I mean, yeah, you can't see.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's just open the world.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, but like yeah, you're just like down in the
middle of the earth and then you just like have
to go back up to like other levels if you
want to. But there's nothing else to like really, I
mean other than like the little side challenges and like
finding bananas and buying all the clothing and shit. Yeah,
like there's really not There's nothing else to do, like
(14:02):
no other tasks. It's just like done.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
So I'm done with it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't plan on playing it anymore. WHOA, well, I
mean I'm not gonna go back up and like I
finished it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, I guess. I guess. If you're satisfied, do.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
You fucking go back and play every single game to
one hundred percent completion and finish every single If.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I really like the game? Sure, I haven't done that
in a lot like forever. I did that with Ghostbusters
on PlayStation three. What are the what's that called.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Honeyed? Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I did it with all the Star Wars Star Wars,
all the Star Wars Lego games. I did that. I
didn't do it on the new one though. The new
one's so fucking big. I don't know if I have,
if i'll ever have the time. I'm just that's kind
of how.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I feel though about I mean, I was talking. I
feel like I've been talkalking about this kind of a
lot lately. But the new not new, but like the
last Velda game that came out, it's too big.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It's too big. It's hard too.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It is hard to win the battle by hitting the
like a series of buttons at very specific times, or
you can't meet him. I like games where I can
just like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't like to them multiple ways.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's not like I have to do one very specific
thing in order to like defeat the guy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm making a lot of noise over there, microphone. Maybe
we should switch microphones. I think you should get I
was playing Donkey Kong Banana and I'm gonna plug all
the course, we don't do that because I don't want
(15:57):
to have what happened last week, and I feel like
you're just gonna accidentally do it.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Babe, how upset you got? Well, because I don't want
to have no fun?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What are you talking about? No fun?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
No fun zone.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just don't want the I want the podcast to.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Be West Germany.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's right, that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Was the bad one.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Kate's having all kinds of microphone problems.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I don't God damn give me a fucking thing where
I don't have to hold it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then okay, I'll do that. I think I might have
an INN on some broadcast style headphones.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Because that kind of I don't need a headphone, I
need no.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, these would be headphone microphone built in. Oh, it'd
come out like this.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
A call center.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No no, They're like like we were doing play by
play in the NFL, those type of Oh yeah, I
think about how fun that would be just to lay
it out of the couch. We don't even look at
each other, we just talk into the at the ceiling. Yeah, great,
it would be really nice Alien on FX. Kate's not
(17:01):
into it, but it's a fucking great show. I recommend
everyone just like I.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Just yeah, when you started watching it, I was like
doing something.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it's very it's very very spooky.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I was doing something else, and then Grant just like
started it, and then by the time he was like,
I don't know. Then by the time I tuned in,
it was just like, I have no fucking clue what's
going on, and I'm not about to be like, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You should just watch the next episode that comes out.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Well, no, because they don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Who cares. You can pick it up. You can pick
up from context. Well, you can start over with episode one.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
No thanks, you can watch episode I want to have
to sit there and watch four hours of an alien
show by myself to catch up.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, yeah, you wouldn't. You wouldn't enjoy that with me
instead friends and your friends and neighbors.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I thought that was a good show. I didn't like
any of the characters on the show. It wasn't that
I didn't like watch Kate. It wasn't anything that you
like I hate.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
No, that's not the case. There's evidence of this podcast.
You can go back and listen to go back to
old episodes and find something that I like that Kate
also likes.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Improve Kaylen, it's going to be.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Send me a message.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
When we agree on your time, don't waste your time.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
No friends and neighbors. It's not that no one is likable, it's.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That that's literally what you said.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
No multiple times. No, I didn't say that. No, I've
said that about other shows. But the problem with the
show I have is John John Hamm is unlikable. John
Hamm is unlikable, and he's a bad person at the
beginning of the show, and then he does this whole thing,
comes out unscathed, and then you're just like, he's still
(18:52):
a bad person. But how though he didn't change at all.
All he did was he was being an asshole to
his friends and family, and then he got fired, and
then he started robbing his friends and family, right yeah,
and treating everybody kind of shitty, and you get to
see his habits and now he's always late or just
(19:12):
flaking on people, and everybody was like, you always do this,
And then at the end he was still just like
a flaky bad person.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He got back together with his family and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
So I mean, I mean, but and then literally robbed
a house of the guy that started that hired him,
you know, Yeah, Breaking Bad, Walter White was a nice
guy and then at the end of Breaking Bad he
was an evil person.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Right, yeah, yeah, he wasn't a good guy at that point.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
He killed so many people. He was selling drugs, he
was manufacturing drugs, he was dealing with like just awful
bad news.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, So that's like, I don't know, that's kind of
what I want to see when I watch show. I
think is somebody I don't know, maybe not. It was fine,
It just I felt like it was just like the
same thing over and over again with that show.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I don't I don't know if I agree with that.
But I also feel like I just like John Hamm
is an actor. Yeah, Like I loved Madmen, and he
was not a good person in that show.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Either, Like yeah, but don changed Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
He became okay, yeah, but then he just got like weird.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Right, But he changed his character evolved over those.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
But I don't know if he necessarily became like a
better person in the end. I think he just like
a different type of person.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't think it's about becoming better or worse. What
you say, change, You don't want to spend eight.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Years or somebody slightly change. He's with his back, with
his wife, and he's going to pay attention to his
family and should again, which he wasn't doing before.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But he could have been home with his family, but
instead he was choosing to rob his boss's house babe. Right,
That's just like.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's like if you say you got to run a
quick errand not like I'm condoning robbing your friends or
your boss or whoever, but like, how long do you
think he's gonna be there? It's like he's gonna fucking
hang out there for six hours and be like I
wonder what to him he's going bought, But.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then he's got to go sell whatever he bought, right
or whatever he stole. It's a process.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I guess. In that New York traffic, you know, is
it New York? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I was thinking it was Los Angeles. No, but then
they went to Princeton, so I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah it was you. You said, oh, was that LA
And I was like, I don't know, I think so,
but then yeah, no, it was definitely New York.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
He lived in like they lived in like I guess,
like upstate New York somewhere ish, and then he worked
in Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I see, like, you know what, I probably didn't recognize
the city scape without the twin towers.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Honestly, they have Freedom Tower. Now you should recognize that.
I mean, it's fucking tall.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It's just not the same game.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
But it's big, like it's fat.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Where what happened to the World Trade Center? I forgot?
Oh my god, what happened there?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
If we ever go there, I really want to go
to that museum.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, I'd love to see it. What's it called the
Freedom Tower? What Freedom Tower one?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
It's called Freedom Tower? I don't know if it's called
Freedom Tower one. I think it's called Freedom Tower.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
They should have called it Tower three.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh my god? Right, no, why it's called one World
Trade Center, which it was always known as, also known
as one WTC and as the Freedom Tower. It's the
main building up the rebuilt World Traded Center complex and
(23:15):
Lower Manhattan, New York City.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And what happened there?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I'm just One World Trade Center is the tallest building
in the United States, the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere,
and the seventh tallest in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Boom wow bing bang boom bing bang boom.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
But no, it has like that pointy spire on the
top and it's like, yeah, faceted. That's it's a pretty
recognizable tower.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It kind of reminds me of the Sears Tower.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I don't know what that looks like.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
This is that's the one that's got like a flat
that's like the Chicago It's got like a flat side.
It's almost like a triangle top or trapezoid of some sort.
Do you find it? It's got the same like angling.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I guess it's not really well.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
They have a bar inside of this inside what inside
of this building?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Your tower?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yes, like on this bottom part.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm sure it's gotta be. Yeah, you been there?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I feel like I have.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I don't know. I went to a bunch of places
when I was in Chicago. It's a really cool city.
It's very fucking cold. I never want to live there.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I've been to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
It was like forty fucking degrees and it was like
the end of April.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Chicago. Yeah, totally Chicago. It was a I think it
was an eighty minute, ninety minute train trip. They had
a direct train from South Bend to Chicago. Yeah, so
if you wanted to go up it wasn't like a
whole thing. You could just go. You could be in
high school and just go to fucking Chicago, which is
(24:53):
scary and just.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Like on a Saturday. Yeah, I'm going to Chicago today.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But I think the last I think it stopped running
at like ten, so if you were nine, so if
you missed.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
It the bad news, you'd be stuck there over night.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, I never missed it, never, I never. But I
also just drove to Chicago every time I needed to go,
so it was also like a ninety minute drive. I
think it was like two hours on the north I
think it was called the North Shore. It was like
two hours that way, or it was like a ninety
minute drive on the toll road. And the drive wasn't bad.
(25:29):
But yeah, I used to go to Chicago all the time.
That big deal, So cool, no big deal. Yeah, i've
seen the series Tower.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Oh cool, I think I have to.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I haven't been too. Last time I was in Chicago, though,
I partied.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I have really bad burps today. It's from the Curry suit.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah. Last time I went to Chicago, I partied a
little too hard. It was one of those nights where
like I partied and I was at like a rave
and I was with someone I went to high school
with but never talked to or hung out. And they
were like, do you do you have? Like do you
know where you're going? And I was like I know
(26:06):
because I was just fucked up, and she was like,
you can, like stay at my apartment. So there was
like this surreal moment where I was just sitting on
this person's couch, like after she went to bed, and
I was like, what is my life? Just hammered, the
room spinning, and I'm like, I don't know where I am.
I don't know how I want to get back home
(26:28):
because I went to Chicago with people and then I
ended up losing them. I went to a rave and
ended up doing it kind of doing my own thing
with the rest of the night because the rave went
till like four point thirty five in the morning. So
I ended up going back to that person's house and
then literally sleeping for like two hours and then getting
up and having to meet back up with them. They
(26:50):
had to come get me on the other side of
the city. They were not happy.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Be it was, but you'd be. You'll be happy to
know who it was too what the couple, Yeah, and
they knew I was out fucking tying and on. They
were not please. They were having like vegan meals and
having intellectual conversations about Christianity, and I was just blackout drunk.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, that's pretty funny. I'm glad they had to come
get your ass.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
The time, I think I felt the worst, and it
was really funny. We went to the grocery store and
you know how they have the big ball things with
the rubber balls, like the gym balls.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Stuff, and they would have like the giant net yeah yeah,
to hold it all all in. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah. So we were at like a big it was
like called Myer, So it was like a big grocery
store slash everything. It's like a Walmart basically. And I
got one of the balls and it was like one
of the firm plastic ones he played dodgeball with. And
they were with me, and I was drunk in the
store and they were running errands, and I literally took
a ball out and just gunned it as hard as
(28:09):
I could across the store and you just heard it
hit like a shelf or something on the other sides.
And then I was like guys, we gotta go and
we had to like run like quickly get out of
the store before they figured out it was me because
it was like also midnight, so there were only like
three people in the store.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Why are you such an asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
This was just I thought it'd be fun, like you
know when you're hanging out with new people and you
want to be like, hey, I want to show you
how fucking na get down. It was one of those moments,
needless to say, the drive home because they took me
very quiet. They were not happy.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
They were like, what the fuck do we get ourselves in?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And I think that was my first weekend in Fort
Wayne in the band and they were like, fuck, these
guys out of control?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
What did we do?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
But I think we made a mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Did They made a huge mistake? Uh So, Caitlin, what
are we having for dinner tonight? Have you thought about that?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Have you? No?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Why is it always my responsibility.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Because you're the picky one?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Seems very sexist of you. I'm not sexist, babe, always
making the woman pic.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm sexy, but I'm not sexist, you know what I mean?
Kate and I are going to Vegas this weekend.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, same, you sounded I am.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I'm really excited.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah same.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, I just got a lot to do before Vegas,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
So do I grant?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I know I'm not discounting your experience as a woman.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Caitlin, sounds like you are being very condescending.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, babe, I love you. I would never condescend to you.
How dare you you always con condescending me? I'm the biggest, largest,
on the biggest largest.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
How do you even find out about that? Guy?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They were playing it at the dispensary and I shazammed it.
That did Yeah, I'll plan on that'll be how we
open up the premium. How about that? Yeah, so we'll
open up the premium premium and maybe close the premium
with the same song.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But I heard a song at the dispensary the other
day and I said, I got to know what this is.
I said, shazam, I said, sorry, what song is this?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And she was like, on the largest, the largest, on
the biggest, Sorry, the.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Biggest largest, somebody's got to know that song. I don't
know anyway, So www, dot terribleperson, dot co go there
and sign up or find us on Patreon wherever you
want to do it. It's cool with us. We're having
a friend drive, so sign up to pay to be
our friend.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
What.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, so go do that, Yes, and have a great week.
Desperate over here, very desperate. We're about one week away
from never doing the podcast again, so subscribe. We're not
every week. Don't tell people that every week is almost
the last week.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Grants, just stut up.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, we'll switch over the premium. We can talk about
it there. We talked about them behind closed doors, all right. Yeah, Www,
you give me a weird look. What Look that's my face?
I told you I'm sexy.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
That's a sexy.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Look at this sexy sexy.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
You look like a buffalo.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm like Sydney Sweeney's. Okay, I got Kaitlyn didn't have
any good jeans. Kaitlyn doesn't have good jeens. That's what
Buffalo Exchange told you. So mean, Buffalo Exchange. Hit Caitlyn,
you got the bad jeans. Meanwhile, lady next to you
had the good jeans.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Sounds like she's like this. Okay, so I went to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Hold on, we'll just switch over to the premium, Okay,
yeah
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Base cut me off, cut me down, cut me off
all right, bye,
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