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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, I'm
gonna come, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What are you gonna get this season? Don't trust China,
China his ass you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, come come,
I'm gonna come, come, come, come, come, come.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Welcome to Terrible Person a podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
That's it. Ye okay, it is Grant. I'm I'm Kate.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, and Scott's over there. A little kitty cat, a
little brown kitty cat. Looks like he's from this angle.
It looks like he's trying to his own peepee. He
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(01:08):
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Speaker 4 (01:12):
You're finally doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, fuck it. I didn't really say it. I didn't
say anything crazy. It's honestly like, here's the thing, guys,
if you're interested, it'll be interesting. But if you're looking
for scandalous, salacious content, I just don't want to sell
it as you have to sign up, you have to
hear the exclusive takedown, but it's not a takedown. I'd
literally have said so many times what a great experience
(01:37):
it was. I mean, there's some business talk in there.
There's some stuff about working for corporate that I think
is interesting and how it related to my funeral home stories.
But everything relating to John Jaye Rich is just like,
you know, we're talking, We're having a nice conversation. We
answer a bunch of questions.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So a ton of questions.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I think it's about ninety minutes. Yeah, while so www
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our Patreon, which is fine because we have a lot
of people the other way. Kate's literally yawning in the
middle of this. I Kate, what do you go? What
do you got to talk about today?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh? Gonna hit you with that because I yawned.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, Kate and I had a fraud filled weekend. Fraud, fraud,
what's that mean contentious?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh yeah, I hated Grant.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We had we had some we had some relationship maintenance
we needed to do.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Mr. I was I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I wasn't my heart, I wasn't being as selfless as
I could be, And I'm sorry. I love you. I
want to say the.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Public life, you're being the most selfish.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Anyways, should we talk about how you got mad at
me because I got sick?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, let's break that down shout out
to some burrows, which we're having tonight. No, we're not, Kate.
Kate wants to blame it on some burrows. But I
have a different theory. I think your stomach was already
slightly a jar from the night before. I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Why do you say that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I feel like you may have had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Three over like a six hour time period. It's really
not that many.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They say one drink is enough to be an alcoholic,
So no, they don't. What is it one drink a day?
Make sure an alcoholic?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, one drink a day. I'm not drinking one drinks
a day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She's drinking five or six guys.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Celsius, Kate, I have once oel Suesday.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. So I'm sleeping on the couch. What day is
this Friday, Friday night, Thursday, Thursday. Yeah. So I'm asleep
on the couch and Kate just comes out and wakes
me up out of a dead sleep, and it's like,
can you help me? I threw up and I'm just
like I'm groggy, and I'm like, well, okay, I throw
(04:25):
up all the time, and like my brain just I
was like okay, And then you were like can you
help me? And I'm like, what do you need help with?
And then you're like, so here's here's the part where
Kate's probably gonna scoff. Kate wakes me up. I'm groggy,
and I'm like what's happening? And I was like are
you and are you actually sick? That was I was
(04:47):
worried at first. That was my initial thought was Okay,
how sick is Kate? Then I go in there and
I see what it is. But then you tell me
You're like, I threw up while I was pooping. Yeah,
and then you just expect me to walk in there
the minute after it happens, like you don't have the
fan on, you don't have the fan in the bedroom. On,
(05:10):
we have a little portable fan there. You could have
blown in.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Okay, well I literally ran into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I understand that, but you could have if you wanted
me to help clean up. But yeah, I just didn't
know what to do. I didn't know what you needed
help with. Because then I got you supplies and you
cleaned up. I mean, I've cleaned up puke so many times.
I would have done it. But the thing is, you
woke me up, and I was like sleeping hard, and
(05:37):
like you know, when you wake up, you literally will
like charge me and hit me. You like get up
and like we'll punch.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And in so long.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, but your attitude normally when I wake you up
is pretty aggressive and groggy. So the one time that
I'm sleeping hard and you wake me up and you
got mad at.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Me, yeah, because you were being a bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I was like I threw up on the floor.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And then you and then you're like then the next day,
Kate sends me this text lecturing me about how we
need to eat at home less, and I'm like, I've
only eaten at home this week other than some Burrows.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That is not true.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I've we've only had home prepared meals. What do we have?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Eat out every day for lunch and eat out?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hey, Kate, you eat No, we didn't eat out every
day for lunch. That was the first day we were
going to eat out for dinner.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, it was, Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And I can't help it if you go out and
have you know, whatever you have for lunch, babe, But
I get this message. We need to do that, this
and this and this and no more some burrows, So
I have another. I can't eat it some burrows. I
can't eat a Cafe Rio, I can't eat a Chipotle.
(07:11):
Where else can I eat at? Babe? A Burger King?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Are you noticing a pattern?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's all the you won't you won't eat a Burger King.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, one class burger place. I will eat it. McDonald
I will eat it, and I will eat it Smash Burger.
I eat all the other burger places except for Burger King.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah. But the places that I like, you don't. You
really don't like Panda. You pretend you like Panda, but
you don't like it. I know.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh that's what it was. Yeah, we had a eat
out at Panda earlier in the week. Okay, I'm just
saying it wasn't the first time we had eaten out
that week.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, when I got sick well.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And then Grant got mad at me for getting sick, I.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Didn't get mad at you for getting sick. I got
mad at I was upset or groggy and frustrated because
I was like, what do I do? Because I don't
it takes me a second to wake up. If I'm
in a real hard sleep, I need a second to process.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
So, yeah, Grant I were fighting.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah. I think Kate got mad at me on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh yeah, because he doesn't like to hang out with me.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No, I had one thing I wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
This weekend, and then he gets bitchy.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Wanted to go for a run walk and then I
got that run walk in and I was fine, but
you but no, but you still got mad at me
for going I couldn't tell if Kate was sleeping in
or getting up, and I wasn't gonna ask. I wasn't
gonna be like, are you getting up? Because then you
were gonna be like, why are always trying to get
me out better? I can ever sleep, you know? It's
(08:49):
a lose lose situation.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Sunday snuck out like say anything.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know. I said goodbye, and then you yelled at it.
You yelled at me because I gave you kids and
you thought I put my shoes on the bed. I
did not put my shoes. Why would I put my
shoes on the.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Bed because they were on the bed.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
They were not on the.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Saw them with my own eyes. You're out of control,
You're annoying. You had your shoes on the beds, a dirty, stinky,
smelly shoes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I did not.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I would literally fucking on my sheets where I put
my body. So, yeah, I did yell at you for
putting your shoes on the bed.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I do remember that all day.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yep, And I can go back to being mad at you.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then and then we easily and then we reconciled.
Sure we did.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I'm still fine.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well you weren't fighting last night.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, So anyway, what else did you see THEO Huxtable? Dad?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No? Is he the youngest one.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He's the little one. No, he's THEO. I don't know
who the fuck that is THEO Huxtable. His name is
uh hold on THEO Huxtable. I can't think of it, Malcolm,
Malcolm Jamal Warner. Is that it? This guy?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He drowned? Yeah, Malcolm Jamal Warner dies at fifty four.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Dude, how'd he drown?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Like?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Where was he?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That's what I'm clicking on the article. I just heard
that Warner drowned off the coast of Costa Rica. Jesus
on a trip. That would suck. To go on a
trip and die.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That would suck.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Not just I mean obviously because you die, but then
your family, whoever you're with, is just like, what an inconvenience?
Now you have to get a body through customs. God forbid,
you're flying through Chicago. It's take a twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Family, wouldn't have to fucking bring that through customs? Like, wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, but you ually, when something like that happens, the
family wants to be on the same plane as the
person coming back, and you have to set up, you
have to do all this, like, yeah, it's a whole thing.
It'll extend your trip. Malcolm Jamal Warner, the actor, perhaps
best known for starring in the TV sitcom The Cosby Show,
is dead at fifty four. Warner drowned off the coast
of Costa Rica on Sunday. According to the Costa Rican
(11:23):
National Police, Warner died near Cockles COCl E s Sure
Cocyls a beach in Lemone, Costa Rica, after getting caught
by a rip current Sunday afternoon. Damn bystanders rescued him
(11:43):
and took him to the shore where he received treatment
and he was declared dead. Yeah, man, that's sad. He was. Also,
he was did you watch the Cuba getting Junior OJ?
What was that American murder story or something like that?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No? Where?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I did not. He plays ac Al Collins, the
guy who drove OJ in the White Bronco. Oh yeah, driver,
and he's like, don't do a juice, don't do it.
Don't do it? Remember that you didn't watch that? No,
it's so good.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I don't know much about the OJ things and David
before my time, so I just don't really.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
David Swimmer aka Me is playing Robert Kardashian, and he
looks just like Robert Kardashian, so therefore I look just
like Robert Kardashian.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Kardashian, we watched another thing about somebody going on a
trip and having a terrible time.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Amy Bradley, Yeah, my coworker. She just got back from
her crews and she we were talking today after her
first day back from vacation, and she was like, did
you watch that netflixing about the girl on the cruise
And I was like, oh, yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Shit was crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I watched it on my plane ride home. She's like,
I'm so glad I didn't watch it on my trip.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I see, I would have been if they would have
had that on the cruise ship while I was on
the cruise ship. That would have made it so much
more like fun and kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I wonder how many people because remember how there was
that other lady, the mom of some girl who died
on another cruise in Mexico. Yeah, Like, I wonder how
many people die under suspicious circumstances on cruise and you
just don't really hear about any people die or like
go missing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Let's see cruise ships. Approximately two hundred people die every
year on a cruise ship. Yeah. This number includes both
passengers and crew members. A majority of these deaths are
due to natural causes such as heart attack, stroke, especially
since the law are like most of the people that
(14:01):
go on cruises are older. That's what they're saying here.
And they do say accidents, suicides, and even murders do occur,
but they are less frequent to natural deaths. I mean,
you gotta think, like, I wonder how many people die
in a hotel every day, like in one hotel a lot? Yeah,
I wonder, Yeah, Like I wonder if it's like once
(14:23):
a week a hotel gets a dead body, if it's.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
A big enough hotel, yeah, like if it depends on
how busy it is, or like if it's in a
big city lake, right, I don't know, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I know I've picked up a lot of bodies
from hotels.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, Like how often does that happening? I feel like
we work there and it happens like maybe like once
or twice during like a I don't know, like you're
five years of working someone.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
So I was at the funeral home probably about ten years,
eleven years, and I think I went to maybe five
just personally, hotel calls five six. That's not bad, But
I know other people got called out to hotels all
the time, and it was always the one people killed
themselves there. It's wild because they.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Know that somebody's gonna find them and it's not gonna
be like their family.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, And people do weird shit there, like autoerotic.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I remember. We did have an autoerotic at a hotel
that I remember. We also had a lady who I
did a funeral home story about it. But she drank
Annie freeze or a drain cleaner, that's what it was,
like liquid plumber, liquid plumber and slitterists. And then she
dragged herself into the bedroom because she was like, oh,
(15:45):
it turns out this isn't painless.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Why would you think that, like ingesting fucking liquid plumber
would be a painless way to go out?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It just like, yeah, it just dissolves everything.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Have you not seen it in action in your sink?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right? But yeah, she was she was trying to, I think,
make her way back to the phone, but she was
in the bathtub. She was naked on the floor.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah. Then we had one where a guy then she
doubled down the heart. Yeah, double down, that's I mean,
you gotta double tap, do it right, you want the job.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Change your mind, do it right?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, And then to be like oh the fuck looking Yeah?
That and then the other one that was wild was
a guy lit himself on fire in the bathtub, shower bathtub,
and because it's like a porcelain bathub or like a
you know, ceramic whatever, with time, it doesn't spread and
doesn't burn up the whole bathroom. It just burns off
(16:41):
a gasoline. Then the guy dies. I mean, theirs soot everywhere.
It's a fire, yeah, but it doesn't like burn down
the hotel.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Wild, Like, how would you that's crazy so obviously you
put thought into that.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah. But also the people who kill themselves in ways
that hurt blow my mind, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, like, when it't shooting yourself technically hurt, would you
even feel it?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't know, that's the that's the question. I feel
like there's no way by the time you feel.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It unless you fucked up, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, But I mean like if you go bullet to
the brain, right, yeah, it's gotta just be like instant, yeah,
hanging no thanks yeah no, maybe electrocution No, but I
feel like that would hurt too, Like you like imagine
getting putting your tongue on like a.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
D or just yeah, like having your whole body just
be like as tense as it can possibly be, Like
that doesn't sound like fun.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And there's a possibility the breaker could go and you
could just have like third degree burns over all of
your body. Do I ever tell you about that My
family friend who was an electrician or he was like
a linesman. Hm hmmm, he acidentally grabbed the wire and
he exploded. Damn, but he lived and it's just like
(18:09):
his whole body with skin grafts after that. It was
a real bummer. That is a bum Yeah, anyway, did
you see that cold Play? Yeah, cold Play video. I
heard that. I heard an interesting rumor about it today.
What do you want to so do you want to
explain the situation to people who maybe don't know? It's
(18:30):
if if you don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
There is a kiss cam footage from a recent Coldplay
concert in like Massachusetts or somewhere outside of Boston, and
they pan to like a couple, like an older couple,
with the guy standing behind the lady with his arms
around her, and then like as soon as it pants
to them, they like jump out of you, like you
(18:53):
can clearly tell they're trying to like hide something. Yeah,
and then so like lead singer a cold Play, I
can't remember his name right now. Chris Martin, Chris Martin.
I was gonna say Chris Evans. I'm like, I know
that's not right.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's Jackie Chance.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Chris Martin was like, oh, I think like he said.
He made a comment like, oh, I'm maybe I caught
you guys, or something like to the effect of like, oh,
maybe they're cheating.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh he said that.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, and then it turns out they.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Were shit it. So yeah, and it's taken the internet
by storm, right. Everyone is talking about it. Everybody's posting
like a version of it.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
He was CEO of a company and she was the
hr director.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you want to do you want to hear a
fun theory about it?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Okay, somebody Edgar sent this to me today. Shout out
to Edgar. I know you've been listening for a while.
Thank you, brother. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I
don't know what I'm doing. It's my first day with
the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm not a big consp theory guy, but hear me
out on this. Are we even sure that the whole
Coldplay affair is even a real thing? Like, has anybody
ever heard of Andy Byron or Kristen Cabo before? A
couple days ago. No, what I think happened was Donald
Trump and the boys are sitting around the war room
and they're like, hey, how can we get the media
to stop focusing on the fact that we won't release
(20:20):
the Jeffrey Epstein files. And they were like, you know
what we could do. We hire a couple failed actors
out of Hollywood. We put them up at the Coldplay concert.
We make online profiles LinkedIn facebooks and make it look
like they're the CEO and the head of HR at
a big time tech company that nobody's ever heard of.
(20:41):
What do we call the tech company? Call it astronomer
they do. They do astronomy for the people, and they
sell it. They sell astronomy to people, and then they're like, okay, cool, sick,
So then they run it. They have them backed all
crazy like they just got caught. And now none of us.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And nobody's talking about the fantastic mister Epstein. Do you
know everybody's like, now it's crazy, man, all the conspiracy folks, everybody.
I feel like now they've all been like co opted
and bought off because all the people that were really
(21:22):
like Epstein didn't kill himself. Wait for the list all
this stuff now, they're all like, you know, Epstein probably
did kill himself, and he probably was just like only
doing like his weird peederahe shit with you know, himself
and Glay. There probably was no other like major celebrities
or politicians involved. But in all likelihood, there's probably a
(21:45):
bunch of names on the list right that maybe are
you know, involved in things now, and they're just like, well,
let's keep those quiet for a little while longer. But
also from what I heard, like because Pam Bondy, I
only know her by name. I don't think i've ever
seen her. She did the press release and she was like,
(22:07):
we're gonna drop all this shit, and then literally she
came out and was like, actually the file was empty.
So I don't know who I mean at this point,
it sucks. We're never gonna get a straight answer. I
still think they're even if they're there's definitely funny business right.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
For sure. Yeah, it's just like interesting because it's like
you do wonder like who who are they trying to protect? Yeah,
I don't know, but definitely sketchy. Maybe it is true,
who knows? But I also feel like there's so many
like little companies, especially with in like the tech space.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh yeah, that like you've never heard of them, and
they're valued at.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like worth like millions or maybe even billions of dollars,
and like that's not really that unheard of, right, Like
I don't. I mean, there are plenty of companies that
I'm sure they'd say like their company value, and then
they say the name, and you'd be like, I've.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Never heard of that, right, And also think about all
the companies that just like build hype and then they
go public and then they dissolve after they've made their.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Get bought out by a bigger, more well known company
like a Microsoft or some shit.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
And then they just kill whatever technic, they just absorb
whatever technology or just kill them because they're a competitor.
And they're like all right, cool, right, Yeah, let's see here,
Prince William, Prince Harry cousin found dead with gun nearby.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I thought they didn't have guns, And.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, what the fuck, who's breaking the laws over there?
Dog the bounty hunter steps on on psycholed after accidentally
fatally shooting his kid. Jesus, I saw that.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I didn't read the article. I just saw the headline.
I was like Oh shit, he's having a dog.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The bounty hunter. Steps On has been placed under psychiatrics.
He grieves the death of his son, who was killed
in an accidental shooting.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah what his stepson accidentally shot his son supposedly?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
What? Yeah, how does that even happen? I don't know
how do you accidentally shoot somebody?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I mean, I guess if it's an accident, that means
you have to be like playing with it or something.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I think maybe it was like one of those remember
how when we were staying it with your parents in
Alabama and Mom, No, it was literally every other commercial
because they had commercials, because they had like direct Yeah,
it was like every other commercial was a like a
reminder about like family fire. Is that what they called it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It was like when you when parents have like an
unlocked gun in the house that somebody gets a hold
of and then somebody ends up shot, usually the kid
because the parent didn't like lock up their gun properly.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's tough man.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, all the commercials were like, damn, such a bumper.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
What's the commercial that we've been seeing? It's on Amazon
where it's it's just like people having a regular day
and then it just cuts to black and it says
your life, get in now, and then it's like thirty
seconds of silence.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh, it's for adult RSC. It's like these people just
going about living their lives. And it's literally like this
lady talking like mid sentence, it just cuts her off,
stuffing groceries into the back of her trunk, and then
it just like cuts off and then it was like
your life with RSV and then it just is like
a flowe yeah or something like that.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm like, WHOA, I gotta say, we've watched some good
shit on TV lately. TV's back.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
TV was off for something like the documentaries have been
pretty good lately.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I watched my favorite movie I think I've seen in
several years.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Opus? On HBO Max a twenty four movie. It's called
Opus and it's starring the Girl from the Bear and
John Malkovich, and it is John Malkovich plays the most
eccentric and also most successful and most powerful musical artists
in the world. It's it's an incredible movie. I really
(26:25):
really enjoyed it. It's got a fun several twists and turns. Caitlin,
what are you what are you doing.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I'm looking at news. Sorry, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You're gonna contribute, Yeah, I can look at news. She's
not even looking at me.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I'm gonna say what my dad used to say in
home videos. I didn't get the camera out to look
at backs. Literally, that's probably the most said phrase on
our home videos. So funny, I didn't get the camera out.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I think it's so funny because I watched some of
your home videos and it's just like you getting yelled
at pretty much the entire.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Time by either my sister or like my dad.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Or your dad or your mom. Grant.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
My sister's like grand Grant.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Grant, Like you just hear Grand's name constantly because he's
getting in trouble for something.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Jennifer Lopez has gone full soft porn softcore porn star
on stage.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What she does like simulated sex on stage, oh, which
is really cool and edgy for a fifty five year
old woman.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
She's like the Mexican Madonna.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh look at that pose. Jesus damn dang. I gotta say,
Jennifer Lopez, what nothing for me?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Really? Nope, not even back in the day, Nope.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
When she was younger, Nope, nope. I mean she's she's
a beautiful woman, but just I would see her and
be like, all right, cool, Jala's on TV. That's something.
What do you got, Kate?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You know, not really like a whole lot of good stuff. Truthfully,
I was reading New York Times or New York Post
sorry this morning, but really it's all just kind of like, Oh,
this illegal immigrant shot a border patrol person. There's these
(28:29):
there's this video of a Oh this is pretty crazy.
So these two ladies in New York stole a car
and they ran over and killed a lady sitting on
a bench and a guy riding his bicycle.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
We killed two.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, and then you find out that the girl driving
the car she's on bail right now. Uh huh for
an incident she was involved in in May where she
struck another bystander.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah. Man, some people just shouldn't be driving. Look at this.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
She stole the car.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Though. I don't know where this is at.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Vermont outside Vermont Hollywood Club. Oh yeah, we saw the
new footage shows the moment a driver plowed into a
group of people outside the bustling East Hollywood nightclub. Did
you see that footage. Yeah, it was like nobody died injured.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
But it injured like thirty some people. I think that's
pretty crazy that nobody died thirty five or whatever. Oh
I did want to mention this. Yeah, I read this.
It was pretty gross. I don't know, So prepare yourself
for it, everybody. There's this lady in Indiana, so I
thought you would appreciate it. Yeah, she tried to sell
her baby, her seven month old baby daughter into sex trafficking.
(29:48):
She was texting or messaging a man on Snapchat and said,
you killed my daughter for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's fucking sick. Or did they arrest her?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, this was back in so she sent the messages
on snapchat back in like November of twenty twenty four. Yeah,
they just arrested her on July eighth. Weird, So, uh,
who knows what the fuck was happening with that baby?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's really gross, but just thought that's all that was
really disturbing.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
They should execute that woman, Yeah, they should. They should
execute her in.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
A really like who says that shit?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah? I mean, also, dude, it's a child with no
eighth like there's no that.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Rape a baby.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It would die, right, and also that child has no agency,
there's no like I just yeah, man, fuck that. So
the guy was an officer. She was texting that too.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, no, it was it got like Snapchat flagged the
message and reported it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
I don't know when Snapchat reported it. It didn't say that,
but yeah, yeah, so it was sent on in November
and she wasn't arrested until.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Every once in a while I hear a story out
of Indiana and I'm just like, what the fuck? What
the fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Dude? Yeah, I was like, holy shit. But honestly, when
you look at her mugshot, she kind of looks like
a psycho.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
That's so.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, read that disturbing news today.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, it seems like all the news we got into
was pretty tough today. Not a lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
No, there's really not that much fun stuff going on
in the news though.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's summer. That's why.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Everybody's vacationing, I guess, yeah, and all seriously, it's all
like people posting concert footage of Morgan Wallen saying, Hey,
you know, don't worry, We're not going to do you
like Cold Blade.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Did you.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Long Island man killed in freak MRI accident was wearing
twenty pound chain necklace with padlock.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I mean, and that's that's on the text.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Shouldn't somebody have checked? Yeah? Like, how do you not
notice somebody wearing a twenty pound necklace? I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's so that means he was probably decapitated.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I guess I haven't clicked on it. I just read
the headline.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I can find out more shit it.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
That's great. I bet that just tore.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Like rich, Yeah, but like how yeah, how do you not?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Or maybe maybe maybe because it's such a small it
didn't have enough time to get the momentum, so maybe
it just like crushed his neck and windpipe and like
asphyxiated him. Yeah. I remember I did a commercial for
South Bend Regional Medical Center, a television commercial that I
(32:47):
was starting, okay, and I was getting an MRI and
they made me take my nipple rings out before I
got in the MRI machine.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
As the actor, And how did that go? Well?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I just was like they were like, do you any piercings?
And I was like, what the fuck? What does that matter?
And they're like, well, this is a giant bag that
it will literally tear the piercings out of your body.
And I was like, well, I'm not getting in an
MRI machine. That's on right. They were like no, but
just in case. That was also the day that I
didn't wear underwear, so I was literally my ass was
(33:19):
like just on the on a film set.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I hope that you guys.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
They gave me a gown, Kate.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
So your butt's just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
My butt was hanging out. And also I was laying
on a table and they were shooting up the thing. Yeah.
I never saw that commercial. I don't think it was
usable because I think it was just all like Harry No,
just no. They would have been at the time, like
very tight, cleanly shaven. Oh, just like a little acorn
(33:50):
with little love on top. I beg because it was
cold in there. Well acorn. M m, that's what Kate
calls me, mister acorn. Kate, you gotta talk.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I am breeding the article.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Obviously, you gotta read faster.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I'm sorry, I'm not as fucking speed readers non real time.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
This is some real time podcasting ship.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I think we're done. I think I'm done.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
An eventful end, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Unless there's anything you think is important that we should
talk about anything culturally relevant. Let me look on reddit.
Let me just let me just see see what's trending
on reddit, and then we can we can be done.
How about that? Still no luck on the switch the
Nintendo switches? Bullshit? Hold on, they.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Have spots wort places, so they must have it at
some points.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, but we just we don't have access. Guys. We
would love to tell you how great it is. Nothing.
In Turkey thirty six, olive twenty seven, date seeds and
five stones were removed from the stomach and intestines of
(35:15):
a ninety two year old woman. Why the fuck look
at that picture?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Let me see this please? Yeah, that's so much shit.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, how good does she feel?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's crazy? But also, who's eating date seeds?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Also? What the fuck are those?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Actual rocks? The five stones?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, she's got like a dog, so.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
She eat them? Like, how does that work?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You know? People do have an eating thing? Those are
do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
How could you eat that and not fucking choke?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
What was that movie?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Was?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It called Swallow? It was like a really slick, pretty
looking movie, very well shot, it was about the Redhead
and she was like eating needles and shit.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I do not remember that.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's I think it's an A twenty four movie. It's
called Swallow or Swallowed or something. Oh yeah, it's about
a lady who just eats stuff that's like really dangerous
and that's like her fetish. I guess, so it must
be real.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I mean I watched a thing where people like sleep
eat and they eat like weird shit like nails and like,
oh really they get and stuff that you wouldn't typically eat,
but they like have some weird thing that they're like
completely sleepwalking and they're just like eating nails and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, let's see here doing one last check. I'm not
gonna add it this much. There's gonna be some downtime
in this episode. Katie Holmes Free Knights with Joshua Jackson. Okay,
Euphorias star a clean's kitchen to make ends meet living? Okay, cool? Whatever,
(37:17):
Sex and the city can we talk about in just
like that?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Who's the Redhead?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Cynthia Nixon?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
They need to kill off her character on the show.
She is dead weight, her her storyline sucks and it
just is annoying. She is the annoying person on the show.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
She's to get back with Steve.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, come on, she needs.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
To realize she's not a lesbian and then get back
together with Steve.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Do you think that's ultimately gonna be the arc?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
I don't know. I doubt.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I just don't he anytime she's on the screen, I
just am uncomfortable and I'm not into the show. And
I'm already kind of not into the show because I
think like a lot of the problems they have could
be easily.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Solved, or they're just like non problems.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, they're just like it's just it's rich people porn,
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like lifestyle porn,
because like none of their problems are real problems. Like
if you go side by side, Let's say, I don't know,
Sex and the City versus Euphoria, those are real problems. Yeah,
(38:24):
you know what I mean. How many cats other than
mister Big. How many cast members of Sex and the
City have actually died?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Us Stanton, who's Stanton Carrie's gay friend.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Oh really, that's sad. And they killed him on the show.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
I can't remember what exactly happened to him, or maybe
he moved away or something. But no, yeah, like he's gone.
Maybe he did die. I think he did die.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Stanton, Yeah, I don't know. But Cynthonia is Cynthia Nixon.
Come on, come on with it, get off that story. Like, honestly,
who's the most interesting story. I'm not really interested in
the lady who's like kind of wanting to have an
affair with her editor.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh yeah, the black lady.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Like they're not that. That to me is not like
I don't I don't find her like there's it's not
relatable or like charming. It's just like your husband's at home, dude,
he's running from mayor or governor or whatever, and he
used out flandering, letting guys touch your legs and shit.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You know, I don't see the problem. I do that
all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I bet. What about Uh what's the other one, Charlotte?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, what's her problem now? Because she's like, I don't
want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
What was her Harry has prostate cancer?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh okay, that's a real problem.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah, but he's not gonna die from it. She's just
like stressed out about it. But I mean I feel
like that's normal.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Honestly, that's kind of what the show needs, though, another
big shakeup.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
He ties from prostate cancer.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I mean it is. I mean it's treatable, but not always.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, but I think most of the time.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
And then her daughter is like, her daughter is hooking
up with a ballerina who is like Polly and also
gay somehow, and she's trying to have like a weird
thrubble relationship, right her daughter Charlotte's daughter.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Oh, they broke up.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Oh well, good, good, good, all right, So if you
want to hear as yes, yeah, they broke up. Is
there a non Asian daughter?
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah? Rock. Oh I don't know the non binary Rock.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
That show can just fully go fuck itse up Rock.
I forgot about Rock.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Rock's like the baby that they ended up having together
because they adopted Lily and then they ended up she
ended up like getting pregnant. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
There that shows be it's over, it's done.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
It's still good.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
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Speaker 4 (41:21):
Do you want people to listen?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
What do you mean no, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
I just it's not well no.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I don't well know, because I also don't want the
John Jay and Rich people to hear that I'm selling
it as like this. Oh man, I'm gonna blow the
roof off because there's nothing to blow the roof off.
I had a nice time, you know, I like him.
Shout out to John J. Rich, Kyle Peyton, Nick Noah,
(41:51):
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Shout out out. Okay, that's it.
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(42:20):
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Speaker 4 (01:12):
You're finally doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, fuck it. I didn't really say it. I didn't
say anything crazy. It's honestly like, here's the thing, guys,
if you're interested, it'll be interesting. But if you're looking
for scandalous, salacious content, I just don't want to sell
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(01:37):
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There's some stuff about working for corporate that I think
is interesting and how it related to my funeral home stories.
But everything relating to John Jaye Rich is just like,
you know, we're talking, We're having a nice conversation. We
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(02:20):
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of people the other way. Kate's literally yawning in the
middle of this. I Kate, what do you go? What
do you got to talk about today?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh? Gonna hit you with that because I yawned.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, Kate and I had a fraud filled weekend. Fraud, fraud,
what's that mean contentious?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh yeah, I hated Grant.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We had we had some we had some relationship maintenance
we needed to do.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Mr. I was I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I wasn't my heart, I wasn't being as selfless as
I could be, And I'm sorry. I love you. I
want to say the.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Public life, you're being the most selfish.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Anyways, should we talk about how you got mad at
me because I got sick?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, let's break that down shout out
to some burrows, which we're having tonight. No, we're not, Kate.
Kate wants to blame it on some burrows. But I
have a different theory. I think your stomach was already
slightly a jar from the night before. I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Why do you say that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I feel like you may have had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Three over like a six hour time period. It's really
not that many.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They say one drink is enough to be an alcoholic,
So no, they don't. What is it one drink a day?
Make sure an alcoholic?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, one drink a day. I'm not drinking one drinks
a day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She's drinking five or six guys.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Celsius, Kate, I have once oel Suesday.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. So I'm sleeping on the couch. What day is
this Friday, Friday night, Thursday, Thursday. Yeah. So I'm asleep
on the couch and Kate just comes out and wakes
me up out of a dead sleep, and it's like,
can you help me? I threw up and I'm just
like I'm groggy, and I'm like, well, okay, I throw
(04:25):
up all the time, and like my brain just I
was like okay, And then you were like can you
help me? And I'm like, what do you need help with?
And then you're like, so here's here's the part where
Kate's probably gonna scoff. Kate wakes me up. I'm groggy,
and I'm like what's happening? And I was like are
you and are you actually sick? That was I was
(04:47):
worried at first. That was my initial thought was Okay,
how sick is Kate? Then I go in there and
I see what it is. But then you tell me
You're like, I threw up while I was pooping. Yeah,
and then you just expect me to walk in there
the minute after it happens, like you don't have the
fan on, you don't have the fan in the bedroom. On,
(05:10):
we have a little portable fan there. You could have
blown in.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Okay, well I literally ran into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I understand that, but you could have if you wanted
me to help clean up. But yeah, I just didn't
know what to do. I didn't know what you needed
help with. Because then I got you supplies and you
cleaned up. I mean, I've cleaned up puke so many times.
I would have done it. But the thing is, you
woke me up, and I was like sleeping hard, and
(05:37):
like you know, when you wake up, you literally will
like charge me and hit me. You like get up
and like we'll punch.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And in so long.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, but your attitude normally when I wake you up
is pretty aggressive and groggy. So the one time that
I'm sleeping hard and you wake me up and you
got mad at.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Me, yeah, because you were being a bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I was like I threw up on the floor.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And then you and then you're like then the next day,
Kate sends me this text lecturing me about how we
need to eat at home less, and I'm like, I've
only eaten at home this week other than some Burrows.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That is not true.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I've we've only had home prepared meals. What do we have?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Eat out every day for lunch and eat out?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hey, Kate, you eat No, we didn't eat out every
day for lunch. That was the first day we were
going to eat out for dinner.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, it was, Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And I can't help it if you go out and
have you know, whatever you have for lunch, babe, But
I get this message. We need to do that, this
and this and this and no more some burrows, So
I have another. I can't eat it some burrows. I
can't eat a Cafe Rio, I can't eat a Chipotle.
(07:11):
Where else can I eat at? Babe? A Burger King?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Are you noticing a pattern?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's all the you won't you won't eat a Burger King.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, one class burger place. I will eat it. McDonald
I will eat it, and I will eat it Smash Burger.
I eat all the other burger places except for Burger King.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah. But the places that I like, you don't. You
really don't like Panda. You pretend you like Panda, but
you don't like it. I know.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh that's what it was. Yeah, we had a eat
out at Panda earlier in the week. Okay, I'm just
saying it wasn't the first time we had eaten out
that week.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, when I got sick well.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And then Grant got mad at me for getting sick, I.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Didn't get mad at you for getting sick. I got
mad at I was upset or groggy and frustrated because
I was like, what do I do? Because I don't
it takes me a second to wake up. If I'm
in a real hard sleep, I need a second to process.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
So, yeah, Grant I were fighting.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah. I think Kate got mad at me on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh yeah, because he doesn't like to hang out with me.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No, I had one thing I wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
This weekend, and then he gets bitchy.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Wanted to go for a run walk and then I
got that run walk in and I was fine, but
you but no, but you still got mad at me
for going I couldn't tell if Kate was sleeping in
or getting up, and I wasn't gonna ask. I wasn't
gonna be like, are you getting up? Because then you
were gonna be like, why are always trying to get
me out better? I can ever sleep, you know? It's
(08:49):
a lose lose situation.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Sunday snuck out like say anything.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know. I said goodbye, and then you yelled at it.
You yelled at me because I gave you kids and
you thought I put my shoes on the bed. I
did not put my shoes. Why would I put my
shoes on the.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Bed because they were on the bed.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
They were not on the.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Saw them with my own eyes. You're out of control,
You're annoying. You had your shoes on the beds, a dirty, stinky,
smelly shoes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I did not.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I would literally fucking on my sheets where I put
my body. So, yeah, I did yell at you for
putting your shoes on the bed.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I do remember that all day.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yep, And I can go back to being mad at you.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then and then we easily and then we reconciled.
Sure we did.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I'm still fine.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well you weren't fighting last night.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, So anyway, what else did you see THEO Huxtable? Dad?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No? Is he the youngest one.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He's the little one. No, he's THEO. I don't know
who the fuck that is THEO Huxtable. His name is
uh hold on THEO Huxtable. I can't think of it, Malcolm,
Malcolm Jamal Warner. Is that it? This guy?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He drowned? Yeah, Malcolm Jamal Warner dies at fifty four.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Dude, how'd he drown?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Like?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Where was he?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
That's what I'm clicking on the article. I just heard
that Warner drowned off the coast of Costa Rica. Jesus
on a trip. That would suck. To go on a
trip and die.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That would suck.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Not just I mean obviously because you die, but then
your family, whoever you're with, is just like, what an inconvenience?
Now you have to get a body through customs. God forbid,
you're flying through Chicago. It's take a twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Family, wouldn't have to fucking bring that through customs? Like, wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, but you ually, when something like that happens, the
family wants to be on the same plane as the
person coming back, and you have to set up, you
have to do all this, like, yeah, it's a whole thing.
It'll extend your trip. Malcolm Jamal Warner, the actor, perhaps
best known for starring in the TV sitcom The Cosby Show,
is dead at fifty four. Warner drowned off the coast
of Costa Rica on Sunday. According to the Costa Rican
(11:23):
National Police, Warner died near Cockles COCl E s Sure
Cocyls a beach in Lemone, Costa Rica, after getting caught
by a rip current Sunday afternoon. Damn bystanders rescued him
(11:43):
and took him to the shore where he received treatment
and he was declared dead. Yeah, man, that's sad. He was. Also,
he was did you watch the Cuba getting Junior OJ?
What was that American murder story or something like that?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No? Where?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I did not. He plays ac Al Collins, the
guy who drove OJ in the White Bronco. Oh yeah, driver,
and he's like, don't do a juice, don't do it.
Don't do it? Remember that you didn't watch that? No,
it's so good.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I don't know much about the OJ things and David
before my time, so I just don't really.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
David Swimmer aka Me is playing Robert Kardashian, and he
looks just like Robert Kardashian, so therefore I look just
like Robert Kardashian.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Kardashian, we watched another thing about somebody going on a
trip and having a terrible time.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Amy Bradley, Yeah, my coworker. She just got back from
her crews and she we were talking today after her
first day back from vacation, and she was like, did
you watch that netflixing about the girl on the cruise
And I was like, oh, yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Shit was crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I watched it on my plane ride home. She's like,
I'm so glad I didn't watch it on my trip.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I see, I would have been if they would have
had that on the cruise ship while I was on
the cruise ship. That would have made it so much
more like fun and kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I wonder how many people because remember how there was
that other lady, the mom of some girl who died
on another cruise in Mexico. Yeah, Like, I wonder how
many people die under suspicious circumstances on cruise and you
just don't really hear about any people die or like
go missing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Let's see cruise ships. Approximately two hundred people die every
year on a cruise ship. Yeah. This number includes both
passengers and crew members. A majority of these deaths are
due to natural causes such as heart attack, stroke, especially
since the law are like most of the people that
(14:01):
go on cruises are older. That's what they're saying here.
And they do say accidents, suicides, and even murders do occur,
but they are less frequent to natural deaths. I mean,
you gotta think, like, I wonder how many people die
in a hotel every day, like in one hotel a lot? Yeah,
I wonder, Yeah, Like I wonder if it's like once
(14:23):
a week a hotel gets a dead body, if it's.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
A big enough hotel, yeah, like if it depends on
how busy it is, or like if it's in a
big city lake, right, I don't know, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I know I've picked up a lot of bodies
from hotels.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, Like how often does that happening? I feel like
we work there and it happens like maybe like once
or twice during like a I don't know, like you're
five years of working someone.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
So I was at the funeral home probably about ten years,
eleven years, and I think I went to maybe five
just personally, hotel calls five six. That's not bad, But
I know other people got called out to hotels all
the time, and it was always the one people killed
themselves there. It's wild because they.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Know that somebody's gonna find them and it's not gonna
be like their family.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, And people do weird shit there, like autoerotic.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I remember. We did have an autoerotic at a hotel
that I remember. We also had a lady who I
did a funeral home story about it. But she drank
Annie freeze or a drain cleaner, that's what it was,
like liquid plumber, liquid plumber and slitterists. And then she
dragged herself into the bedroom because she was like, oh,
(15:45):
it turns out this isn't painless.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Why would you think that, like ingesting fucking liquid plumber
would be a painless way to go out?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It just like, yeah, it just dissolves everything.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Have you not seen it in action in your sink?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right? But yeah, she was she was trying to, I think,
make her way back to the phone, but she was
in the bathtub. She was naked on the floor.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah. Then we had one where a guy then she
doubled down the heart. Yeah, double down, that's I mean,
you gotta double tap, do it right, you want the job.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Change your mind, do it right?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, And then to be like oh the fuck looking Yeah?
That and then the other one that was wild was
a guy lit himself on fire in the bathtub, shower bathtub,
and because it's like a porcelain bathub or like a
you know, ceramic whatever, with time, it doesn't spread and
doesn't burn up the whole bathroom. It just burns off
(16:41):
a gasoline. Then the guy dies. I mean, theirs soot everywhere.
It's a fire, yeah, but it doesn't like burn down
the hotel.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Wild, Like, how would you that's crazy so obviously you
put thought into that.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah. But also the people who kill themselves in ways
that hurt blow my mind, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, like, when it't shooting yourself technically hurt, would you
even feel it?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't know, that's the that's the question. I feel
like there's no way by the time you feel.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It unless you fucked up, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, But I mean like if you go bullet to
the brain, right, yeah, it's gotta just be like instant, yeah,
hanging no thanks yeah no, maybe electrocution No, but I
feel like that would hurt too, Like you like imagine
getting putting your tongue on like a.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
D or just yeah, like having your whole body just
be like as tense as it can possibly be, Like
that doesn't sound like fun.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And there's a possibility the breaker could go and you
could just have like third degree burns over all of
your body. Do I ever tell you about that My
family friend who was an electrician or he was like
a linesman. Hm hmmm, he acidentally grabbed the wire and
he exploded. Damn, but he lived and it's just like
(18:09):
his whole body with skin grafts after that. It was
a real bummer. That is a bum Yeah, anyway, did
you see that cold Play? Yeah, cold Play video. I
heard that. I heard an interesting rumor about it today.
What do you want to so do you want to
explain the situation to people who maybe don't know? It's
(18:30):
if if you don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
There is a kiss cam footage from a recent Coldplay
concert in like Massachusetts or somewhere outside of Boston, and
they pan to like a couple, like an older couple,
with the guy standing behind the lady with his arms
around her, and then like as soon as it pants
to them, they like jump out of you, like you
(18:53):
can clearly tell they're trying to like hide something. Yeah,
and then so like lead singer a cold Play, I
can't remember his name right now. Chris Martin, Chris Martin.
I was gonna say Chris Evans. I'm like, I know
that's not right.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's Jackie Chance.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Chris Martin was like, oh, I think like he said.
He made a comment like, oh, I'm maybe I caught
you guys, or something like to the effect of like, oh,
maybe they're cheating.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh he said that.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, and then it turns out they.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Were shit it. So yeah, and it's taken the internet
by storm, right. Everyone is talking about it. Everybody's posting
like a version of it.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
He was CEO of a company and she was the
hr director.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you want to do you want to hear a
fun theory about it?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Okay, somebody Edgar sent this to me today. Shout out
to Edgar. I know you've been listening for a while.
Thank you, brother. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I
don't know what I'm doing. It's my first day with
the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm not a big consp theory guy, but hear me
out on this. Are we even sure that the whole
Coldplay affair is even a real thing? Like, has anybody
ever heard of Andy Byron or Kristen Cabo before? A
couple days ago. No, what I think happened was Donald
Trump and the boys are sitting around the war room
and they're like, hey, how can we get the media
to stop focusing on the fact that we won't release
(20:20):
the Jeffrey Epstein files. And they were like, you know
what we could do. We hire a couple failed actors
out of Hollywood. We put them up at the Coldplay concert.
We make online profiles LinkedIn facebooks and make it look
like they're the CEO and the head of HR at
a big time tech company that nobody's ever heard of.
(20:41):
What do we call the tech company? Call it astronomer
they do. They do astronomy for the people, and they
sell it. They sell astronomy to people, and then they're like, okay, cool, sick,
So then they run it. They have them backed all
crazy like they just got caught. And now none of us.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And nobody's talking about the fantastic mister Epstein. Do you
know everybody's like, now it's crazy, man, all the conspiracy folks, everybody.
I feel like now they've all been like co opted
and bought off because all the people that were really
(21:22):
like Epstein didn't kill himself. Wait for the list all
this stuff now, they're all like, you know, Epstein probably
did kill himself, and he probably was just like only
doing like his weird peederahe shit with you know, himself
and Glay. There probably was no other like major celebrities
or politicians involved. But in all likelihood, there's probably a
(21:45):
bunch of names on the list right that maybe are
you know, involved in things now, and they're just like, well,
let's keep those quiet for a little while longer. But
also from what I heard, like because Pam Bondy, I
only know her by name. I don't think i've ever
seen her. She did the press release and she was like,
(22:07):
we're gonna drop all this shit, and then literally she
came out and was like, actually the file was empty.
So I don't know who I mean at this point,
it sucks. We're never gonna get a straight answer. I
still think they're even if they're there's definitely funny business right.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
For sure. Yeah, it's just like interesting because it's like
you do wonder like who who are they trying to protect? Yeah,
I don't know, but definitely sketchy. Maybe it is true,
who knows? But I also feel like there's so many
like little companies, especially with in like the tech space.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh yeah, that like you've never heard of them, and
they're valued at.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like worth like millions or maybe even billions of dollars,
and like that's not really that unheard of, right, Like
I don't. I mean, there are plenty of companies that
I'm sure they'd say like their company value, and then
they say the name, and you'd be like, I've.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Never heard of that, right, And also think about all
the companies that just like build hype and then they
go public and then they dissolve after they've made their.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Get bought out by a bigger, more well known company
like a Microsoft or some shit.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
And then they just kill whatever technic, they just absorb
whatever technology or just kill them because they're a competitor.
And they're like all right, cool, right, Yeah, let's see here,
Prince William, Prince Harry cousin found dead with gun nearby.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I thought they didn't have guns, And.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, what the fuck, who's breaking the laws over there?
Dog the bounty hunter steps on on psycholed after accidentally
fatally shooting his kid. Jesus, I saw that.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I didn't read the article. I just saw the headline.
I was like Oh shit, he's having a dog.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The bounty hunter. Steps On has been placed under psychiatrics.
He grieves the death of his son, who was killed
in an accidental shooting.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah what his stepson accidentally shot his son supposedly?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
What? Yeah, how does that even happen? I don't know
how do you accidentally shoot somebody?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I mean, I guess if it's an accident, that means
you have to be like playing with it or something.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I think maybe it was like one of those remember
how when we were staying it with your parents in
Alabama and Mom, No, it was literally every other commercial
because they had commercials, because they had like direct Yeah,
it was like every other commercial was a like a
reminder about like family fire. Is that what they called it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It was like when you when parents have like an
unlocked gun in the house that somebody gets a hold
of and then somebody ends up shot, usually the kid
because the parent didn't like lock up their gun properly.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's tough man.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, all the commercials were like, damn, such a bumper.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
What's the commercial that we've been seeing? It's on Amazon
where it's it's just like people having a regular day
and then it just cuts to black and it says
your life, get in now, and then it's like thirty
seconds of silence.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh, it's for adult RSC. It's like these people just
going about living their lives. And it's literally like this
lady talking like mid sentence, it just cuts her off,
stuffing groceries into the back of her trunk, and then
it just like cuts off and then it was like
your life with RSV and then it just is like
a flowe yeah or something like that.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm like, WHOA, I gotta say, we've watched some good
shit on TV lately. TV's back.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
TV was off for something like the documentaries have been
pretty good lately.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I watched my favorite movie I think I've seen in
several years.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Opus? On HBO Max a twenty four movie. It's called
Opus and it's starring the Girl from the Bear and
John Malkovich, and it is John Malkovich plays the most
eccentric and also most successful and most powerful musical artists
in the world. It's it's an incredible movie. I really
(26:25):
really enjoyed it. It's got a fun several twists and turns. Caitlin,
what are you what are you doing.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I'm looking at news. Sorry, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You're gonna contribute, Yeah, I can look at news. She's
not even looking at me.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I'm gonna say what my dad used to say in
home videos. I didn't get the camera out to look
at backs. Literally, that's probably the most said phrase on
our home videos. So funny, I didn't get the camera out.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I think it's so funny because I watched some of
your home videos and it's just like you getting yelled
at pretty much the entire.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Time by either my sister or like my dad.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Or your dad or your mom. Grant.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
My sister's like grand Grant.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Grant, Like you just hear Grand's name constantly because he's
getting in trouble for something.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Jennifer Lopez has gone full soft porn softcore porn star
on stage.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What she does like simulated sex on stage, oh, which
is really cool and edgy for a fifty five year
old woman.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
She's like the Mexican Madonna.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh look at that pose. Jesus damn dang. I gotta say,
Jennifer Lopez, what nothing for me?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Really? Nope, not even back in the day, Nope.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
When she was younger, Nope, nope. I mean she's she's
a beautiful woman, but just I would see her and
be like, all right, cool, Jala's on TV. That's something.
What do you got, Kate?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You know, not really like a whole lot of good stuff. Truthfully,
I was reading New York Times or New York Post
sorry this morning, but really it's all just kind of like, Oh,
this illegal immigrant shot a border patrol person. There's these
(28:29):
there's this video of a Oh this is pretty crazy.
So these two ladies in New York stole a car
and they ran over and killed a lady sitting on
a bench and a guy riding his bicycle.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
We killed two.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, and then you find out that the girl driving
the car she's on bail right now. Uh huh for
an incident she was involved in in May where she
struck another bystander.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah. Man, some people just shouldn't be driving. Look at this.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
She stole the car.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Though. I don't know where this is at.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Vermont outside Vermont Hollywood Club. Oh yeah, we saw the
new footage shows the moment a driver plowed into a
group of people outside the bustling East Hollywood nightclub. Did
you see that footage. Yeah, it was like nobody died injured.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
But it injured like thirty some people. I think that's
pretty crazy that nobody died thirty five or whatever. Oh
I did want to mention this. Yeah, I read this.
It was pretty gross. I don't know, So prepare yourself
for it, everybody. There's this lady in Indiana, so I
thought you would appreciate it. Yeah, she tried to sell
her baby, her seven month old baby daughter into sex trafficking.
(29:48):
She was texting or messaging a man on Snapchat and said,
you killed my daughter for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's fucking sick. Or did they arrest her?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, this was back in so she sent the messages
on snapchat back in like November of twenty twenty four. Yeah,
they just arrested her on July eighth. Weird, So, uh,
who knows what the fuck was happening with that baby?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's really gross, but just thought that's all that was
really disturbing.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
They should execute that woman, Yeah, they should. They should
execute her in.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
A really like who says that shit?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah? I mean, also, dude, it's a child with no
eighth like there's no that.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Rape a baby.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It would die, right, and also that child has no agency,
there's no like I just yeah, man, fuck that. So
the guy was an officer. She was texting that too.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, no, it was it got like Snapchat flagged the
message and reported it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
I don't know when Snapchat reported it. It didn't say that,
but yeah, yeah, so it was sent on in November
and she wasn't arrested until.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Every once in a while I hear a story out
of Indiana and I'm just like, what the fuck? What
the fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Dude? Yeah, I was like, holy shit. But honestly, when
you look at her mugshot, she kind of looks like
a psycho.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
That's so.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, read that disturbing news today.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, it seems like all the news we got into
was pretty tough today. Not a lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
No, there's really not that much fun stuff going on
in the news though.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's summer. That's why.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Everybody's vacationing, I guess, yeah, and all seriously, it's all
like people posting concert footage of Morgan Wallen saying, Hey,
you know, don't worry, We're not going to do you
like Cold Blade.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Did you.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Long Island man killed in freak MRI accident was wearing
twenty pound chain necklace with padlock.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I mean, and that's that's on the text.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Shouldn't somebody have checked? Yeah? Like, how do you not
notice somebody wearing a twenty pound necklace? I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's so that means he was probably decapitated.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I guess I haven't clicked on it. I just read
the headline.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I can find out more shit it.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
That's great. I bet that just tore.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Like rich, Yeah, but like how yeah, how do you not?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Or maybe maybe maybe because it's such a small it
didn't have enough time to get the momentum, so maybe
it just like crushed his neck and windpipe and like
asphyxiated him. Yeah. I remember I did a commercial for
South Bend Regional Medical Center, a television commercial that I
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was starting, okay, and I was getting an MRI and
they made me take my nipple rings out before I
got in the MRI machine.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
As the actor, And how did that go? Well?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I just was like they were like, do you any piercings?
And I was like, what the fuck? What does that matter?
And they're like, well, this is a giant bag that
it will literally tear the piercings out of your body.
And I was like, well, I'm not getting in an
MRI machine. That's on right. They were like no, but
just in case. That was also the day that I
didn't wear underwear, so I was literally my ass was
(33:19):
like just on the on a film set.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I hope that you guys.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
They gave me a gown, Kate.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
So your butt's just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
My butt was hanging out. And also I was laying
on a table and they were shooting up the thing. Yeah.
I never saw that commercial. I don't think it was
usable because I think it was just all like Harry No,
just no. They would have been at the time, like
very tight, cleanly shaven. Oh, just like a little acorn
(33:50):
with little love on top. I beg because it was
cold in there. Well acorn. M m, that's what Kate
calls me, mister acorn. Kate, you gotta talk.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I am breeding the article.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Obviously, you gotta read faster.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I'm sorry, I'm not as fucking speed readers non real time.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
This is some real time podcasting ship.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I think we're done. I think I'm done.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
An eventful end, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Unless there's anything you think is important that we should
talk about anything culturally relevant. Let me look on reddit.
Let me just let me just see see what's trending
on reddit, and then we can we can be done.
How about that? Still no luck on the switch the
Nintendo switches? Bullshit? Hold on, they.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Have spots wort places, so they must have it at
some points.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, but we just we don't have access. Guys. We
would love to tell you how great it is. Nothing.
In Turkey thirty six, olive twenty seven, date seeds and
five stones were removed from the stomach and intestines of
(35:15):
a ninety two year old woman. Why the fuck look
at that picture?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Let me see this please? Yeah, that's so much shit.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, how good does she feel?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's crazy? But also, who's eating date seeds?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Also? What the fuck are those?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Actual rocks? The five stones?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, she's got like a dog, so.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
She eat them? Like, how does that work?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You know? People do have an eating thing? Those are
do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
How could you eat that and not fucking choke?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
What was that movie?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Was?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It called Swallow? It was like a really slick, pretty
looking movie, very well shot, it was about the Redhead
and she was like eating needles and shit.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I do not remember that.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's I think it's an A twenty four movie. It's
called Swallow or Swallowed or something. Oh yeah, it's about
a lady who just eats stuff that's like really dangerous
and that's like her fetish. I guess, so it must
be real.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I mean I watched a thing where people like sleep
eat and they eat like weird shit like nails and like,
oh really they get and stuff that you wouldn't typically eat,
but they like have some weird thing that they're like
completely sleepwalking and they're just like eating nails and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, let's see here doing one last check. I'm not
gonna add it this much. There's gonna be some downtime
in this episode. Katie Holmes Free Knights with Joshua Jackson. Okay,
Euphorias star a clean's kitchen to make ends meet living? Okay, cool? Whatever,
(37:17):
Sex and the city can we talk about in just
like that?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Who's the Redhead?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Cynthia Nixon?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
They need to kill off her character on the show.
She is dead weight, her her storyline sucks and it
just is annoying. She is the annoying person on the show.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
She's to get back with Steve.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, come on, she needs.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
To realize she's not a lesbian and then get back
together with Steve.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Do you think that's ultimately gonna be the arc?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
I don't know. I doubt.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I just don't he anytime she's on the screen, I
just am uncomfortable and I'm not into the show. And
I'm already kind of not into the show because I
think like a lot of the problems they have could
be easily.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Solved, or they're just like non problems.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, they're just like it's just it's rich people porn,
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like lifestyle porn,
because like none of their problems are real problems. Like
if you go side by side, Let's say, I don't know,
Sex and the City versus Euphoria, those are real problems. Yeah,
(38:24):
you know what I mean. How many cats other than
mister Big. How many cast members of Sex and the
City have actually died?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Us Stanton, who's Stanton Carrie's gay friend.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Oh really, that's sad. And they killed him on the show.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
I can't remember what exactly happened to him, or maybe
he moved away or something. But no, yeah, like he's gone.
Maybe he did die. I think he did die.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Stanton, Yeah, I don't know. But Cynthonia is Cynthia Nixon.
Come on, come on with it, get off that story. Like, honestly,
who's the most interesting story. I'm not really interested in
the lady who's like kind of wanting to have an
affair with her editor.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh yeah, the black lady.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Like they're not that. That to me is not like
I don't I don't find her like there's it's not
relatable or like charming. It's just like your husband's at home, dude,
he's running from mayor or governor or whatever, and he
used out flandering, letting guys touch your legs and shit.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
You know, I don't see the problem. I do that
all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I bet. What about Uh what's the other one, Charlotte?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, what's her problem now? Because she's like, I don't
want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
What was her Harry has prostate cancer?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh okay, that's a real problem.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah, but he's not gonna die from it. She's just
like stressed out about it. But I mean I feel
like that's normal.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Honestly, that's kind of what the show needs, though, another
big shakeup.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
He ties from prostate cancer.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I mean it is. I mean it's treatable, but not always.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, but I think most of the time.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
And then her daughter is like, her daughter is hooking
up with a ballerina who is like Polly and also
gay somehow, and she's trying to have like a weird
thrubble relationship, right her daughter Charlotte's daughter.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Oh, they broke up.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Oh well, good, good, good, all right, So if you
want to hear as yes, yeah, they broke up. Is
there a non Asian daughter?
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah? Rock. Oh I don't know the non binary Rock.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
That show can just fully go fuck itse up Rock.
I forgot about Rock.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Rock's like the baby that they ended up having together
because they adopted Lily and then they ended up she
ended up like getting pregnant. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
There that shows be it's over, it's done.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
It's still good.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Www. Dot terrible person, dot co go there, sign up
this week. I'm dropping the John Jay and Rich asked
me anything episode again. It's not salacious, you know, it's
just us talking about working there.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Do you want people to listen?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
What do you mean no, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
I just it's not well no.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I don't well know, because I also don't want the
John Jay and Rich people to hear that I'm selling
it as like this. Oh man, I'm gonna blow the
roof off because there's nothing to blow the roof off.
I had a nice time, you know, I like him.
Shout out to John J. Rich, Kyle Peyton, Nick Noah,
(41:51):
you guys are great.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Shout out out. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
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please please please. We got like over two hundred and
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If you like Patreon, better go there Patreon slash terrible
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(42:20):
have a great week.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Bye,
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