Episode 208: White Audacity

In this episode, Wil and Kev are joined by Rae ( Possible New-Cohost). We discuss the Biggest butts in the world, Coddling women, Lovebugs & much more!!

Episode Transcript

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I don't like peg culture at all. Not Yeah, head coach is crazy.
Why are you standing behind me,strong black woman? What you about
to put in my eyes? No, they don't ask your question. Is
that a thing like pegging? Iwas literally about to ask that question.
But I do have an ex homegirlof mine who definitely told me she pegged

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a nigga and he asks for it, she said respectually. She says she
felt bad, but she fucked.You know what's crazy how dudes will do
ship like that and because a womanis doing it, they think that's not
a homosexual act. A woman canperform homosexual action with a man, bro
for sure, I don't think soI'm gonna disagree. I think whoa.

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I think that y'all black people willbe way too homophobic sometimes us black people
as a culture because no, no, no, I'm black, I'm black.
But I just I think that youcould do anything with the woman and
it doesn't make it okay. SoI personally that's not my preference. I
don't want to get paid okay.So if a woman puts a strap on
on the shape of dick on herselfand its a man, I don't like

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that. And is that not ahomosexual act. I don't think that's a
homosexual act. But I can seethat happening homosexual tendencies because that's a dick,
that's a whole dick. But that'syeah. But I don't I don't.
I don't think that makes it ahomosexual action. It's a woman,
but it's a homosexual act, nah, performed by a woman. Yeah.

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No, I feel like anytime thatyou have a man and a woman,
that's heterosexuality. Bro, that's that'scrazy. Son, that's crazy. And
Bro, that's crazy. And Ithink you're trolling right now. No.
Bro, at the end of theday, if some niggas, some niggas
like Peggy, some niggas are intoyo, there's a whole culture. Why
do you think so you think niggasjust woke up one day and was like,

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I want to get paid. Doyou think they had Do you think
they had to have been fucked before? No, I don't want to get
paid. I've been fucked before.I think what happens a lot right now
in the NBA culture and a lotof the celebrity culture, they fucked so
many women that have had access toso many type of women that they get
bored just regularly fucking niggas fucking chicksright now, they're looking for new experiences.
So niggas are doing gay ship forthe first time. Niggas are hooking

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up with trans chicks. These niggaswho got like the unlimited access to women.
Have y'all seen Baby Reindeer? Notyet? No, no, no,
no, no, I'm not No, I'm not doing this conversation yet.
But lead into that. What isthat Reindeer? It's a series on
Netflix. No, never heard ofit. Yeah, I watch that ship.
I feel like you. I shouldfeel like you should watch it and

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we should talk about it. Really, yes, And it's based on the
true story and the lead character isthe nigga that the ship happens to.
So let me tell you something,right, anytime I sense some homosexual activity
taking place visually, I abort mission. Yeah, I'm out of here,
and you're not watching the r Inever fitshed. I don't even know about
it. I never I even Idon't know about it. I got draws

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on in the fucking in the liketidy whities on in the goddamn picture that
pops up for the series, likeBroke Back Mountain. Yeah, never bro
It's another movie that was pretty goodup until the bullshitn you've seen a movie
called Manodron. No, I'm notwatching no movie with the word man in
it. It was it was likestill it's Adrian Brody, one of my

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favorite actors. Adrian sounds crazy.Adrian Brody, Brody, I don't even
have no Brody friends. They didn'tknow we was recording, but we are
recording. Welcome back to episode twohundred and eighty of the Old Jokes Podcast.
I'm your host Will Mills aka KingDirt Pack joining me today. Of

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course every week is my illustrious cohost Kevin Dean a k A Full seven
a k a uh two, OrlandoOrlando Calarisian, Orlando's Calarisian aka Cassemi Finance
aka mister Fresh, Prince of SaintCloud. You know we out here,
and also, you guys know I'vebeen looking for the female Calls and I

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think we may have found her.We will judge by the end of the
show. We got Ray aka Honeyj I don't know you don't need aka
the blue Eyed Bandit aka the greenEye Banded whatever color her eyes decided to
be on that day. She isjoining us today. North for a very
very very long time, and I'mglad to have you here today, so

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salute. Yeah, I appreciate youbeing here. So yeah, we were
talking some wild shit, but let'sget into the show, y'all. So
today I'm rocking the throwback Nick's joint, you know what I mean. And
in case we start losing right now, we're up too Oho in the playoffs,
so our Walter is so I canadmit that I'm a fan of and

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I'm w in the throwback, thoughI don't buy. I don't buy current
jerseys anymore because what happened is niggaswound up getting traded and then you stuck
with the jersey. So we're notdoing that anymore. But listen as people
who live in Florida. Now,did y'all notice something missing from our atmosphere
in the past month. No,that happens every single year, and they

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annoy the funk out of us.But they're gone. Oh love bugs.
I don't notice love bugs are gone. I never knew what type of year
they came in. They they Joe, have you noticed that they're fucking They've
disappeared. They can't find them.I thought the August that's a myth that
I heard that they made them inthe UFC Live. You see f Live

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for the stop the mosquitoes makes senseto me because it was so many and
they're acid. But they're gone,like they're like baffled, like they just
they said they think they got hitwith the pandemic too. I need to
know what, like, I haven'tseen love bugs. Yeah, they're gone,
But you know what, I don'tcare, sir. I'm kind of
glad they hold don't don't can keeptalking what is happening over the camera.

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I don't think it was ever goingto be honest. I feel like I've
been seeing blue. I feel likeI've been seeing blue. I don't like
love and I thought you just wantedit like that. I didn't. I
didn't care. What. Oh,you're not gonna care. You're not gonna
be like, oh man, we'rethe love bugs. I missed the love
bugs. Now. I hate lovebugs. I hate that they call them
love bugs. I hate that everylove bug has a partner, because why

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am I out here jerking off bymyself? You know all these love bugs?
Huh? You don't want to becausethey're always fucking Yeah, they can't
live without sex. That's crazy,something like they have to be fucking in
order to How do all these manmade inventions have a partner? But I'm
out here jerking my dick by myselfon a Wednesday night. That ship is
crazy. That has to suck yourhand ever hurt? No? I got

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I got strong hands. Ye doy'all do like exercises for your you know,
the the muscle thing that helps them, Yeah, but not stress.
Yeah, but I don't use thateither. It's just that we know what
we're doing out here. Now.We're not gonna We're not gonna get right
into the bullshit, but I dowant to talk about since we're on Florida,
let's stay on topic, right,let me tell you this wild story

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that happened. This is insane.Let's let's let me go to sentence to
the computer and read, and we'regonna read the story. I'm gonna read
the story to y'all. So checkthis out. A Florida couple. As
y'all know, anytime you hear somewild ship on the news, there's always
gonna be a couple from Florida.But luckily for us, none time attendant's
gonna be a white couple like white. It's white Florida people who do ship.

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I don't think black Florida. Noblack. Are you a name of
Florida? No? You know,I know where you're from. Aren't you
from like Ohio or some shit?Fuck? No, where'd you get that
from? I don't know. Iam originally from Louisiana, but I moved.
I've been here for twelve high Wayof Atlanta. I thought I smelled
to buy you on you. Yeah, I thought I smelled some ease by

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you. Some I thought I spelledsome gata. Yeah, yess I get
that. Get that way. Wego, get that new five by ball
ball chicken salad right now, right, get that right? You are giving
very much so caging that's different.That's a difference. Yo. Let me
tell you something on I didn't do. I always do the worst accents.

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I believe women from Louisiana got thesexiest accent in the country. Bro.
Really what that's nasty? Bro?That's let me hear a baby losing a
baby, bro, And and Idon't care who get mad. Louisiana also
have the prettiest black women in thecountry. Let's go dead ass, bro.

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They ghetto as fucked. It's different. You know, you mixing Cajun
and Creoles. There's Cajun creoles,there's Cajun. But that's like literally different.
Why would I want my black chicksblackened? Oh? I don't need

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double black? And so what's wrongwith you? Someone? Do you know?
Do you know this is sounding mad? Cajuns are just French and rednecks
put together. It's disgusting. Butyou're talking about real buy you people like
agis that's just not that's like notspecifically black people. Right. Oh okay,
I never met no black cad Isaid, like collect them listen first

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of all, like like like likeno, because I don't want to sound
ignorant. Okay, people to meare more visually appealing when get mixed together.
All right, what do you whodo you think of the most attractive

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physically attractive women on the planet?What do you think they what do you
think they live at? I don'tknow where they live. I think that
mixed girls are the most attractive womenon the plane. But no, you
see, you got to see thatsounds you're going to get back last for
that. So I want to cleanhelp you clean that up. What do
you think they're what do you thinkthey live at? Though, I'm talking
about mixed girls of all, andtheir dominant trade is what black. Yeah,

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yeah, I'm trying to black girlwith anything, A black Asian girl,
a black Spanish girl, a blackWhite girl. They're the most visually
appealing to you. Yes, black, say that. He said that,
but you said no. I saidmixed, all right, but I didn't
say the democrats. I didn't saywhat they live at either, you didn't.
But why get it yet? Whyare mixed people? Why are mixed

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women more appealing? I'm not missingyou know, all right somewhere if you
took a glog somewhere down the line, somewhere away the back when all of
us are we're all men, know, we all are mixed with something.
But I feel like as the generationsprogress, some of that ship just gets

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gravely diminished. So like you justlook mixed. I don't look mixed.
You don't look mixed. You gotgreen eyes, And like I don't look
mixed. I'm black. Yeah,No, that's fine. Black people look
all different, touch brown. Butyou know that used to really irk my
nerves, especially being from Louisiana,especially being around like when when I was
in elementary. I was like inpredominantly white schools, and I remember I

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can't see for ship, so allthe pretty odd shit is really not all
us. It's up to me becausethe bitch can't see. But I remember
I didn't want to wear glasses anymore. So we went to the eye doctor
to get contacts, and I wasgetting contacts to see, not color contacts.
But it was a white mama andher white son in there, and
she was like, oh, Ilike her color contacts. And she came

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over to me and she was like, first of all, bitch, why
I ain't going to my mama?But she came over to me and she
was like, what color contacts didyou get? And I was like,
oh wow, I was like natural. She was like like no, but
what color. I was like,these are mine? And she was like
no, what color? And Iwas like these are mine? And she
was like that's just so that's justso ghetto and trash that you wouldn't even

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share that information. Yeah, buteven black people would be like, you
can't be black, and it's like, no, nigga, my mama's.
My mama's black and not she irridescentas hell. She's transparent, translucent as
hell. She is light as hell, but she black. My daddy black.
But when I look at my grandmother, my grandmother is black. Grandfather

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is washing. This what do wecall Barack Obama? The first what black?
Although his mother's white, Like he'sfifty percent white. So we're all
aware that he's a half white man, but we don't acknowledge it as we
shouldn't because I don't know. Ifyou have any black in you, you're
black to me. That's why Ididn't like this rich why I came.

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That's why I like to make disclaimers, because people take shit the wrong way.
Now, we do know that sixtypercent of the slave trade was dropped
off where Brazil. News to me, Brazil. But if you look at
Brazilian women are literally the most beautifulwoman on the on the planet. Bro,
I don't know. I got todisagree. What do you think they
look better at? I think there'ssome bad Africans? No, no,

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no, no, all right,so so, but they're they're Brazilian women
are Africans, So they're Africans.But see what happens is people be ignorant
and because they got dropped off somewhereelse, they said, oh you like,
it's like, yo, they're Africans. They're so you're you're just saying
the region or wherever they are rightwhere there are not necessarily this is a
Brazilian right, but they would beBrazilian because because it ain't the white I'm

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not. I'm definitely not talking aboutthe white, blond hair, blue eye
Brazili. I'm talking about the darkskinned Brazilian women. You feel what I'm
saying. So that's what I meanwhen I say that dark skin. But
that was the whole thing I wastrying to say. That's why I'm like,
you know what, let me letme because people take ship the wrong
way, they start clipping your shipup. It's like, you know,
I didn't mean that because I thinkthe darker the women, the more attractive

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they are to me. Why isit only got to be cleaned up when
we're talking about black women, Becausethat's how it is. You gotta know
what, It sucks that we gotto do that, but that's the world
we live in. It's not panderingbecause if you didn't, because what people
do is they try to change yournarrative. So I'm a narrative Nazi.
Bro''re not changing my narrative. Hey, I'm doubling down. I'm most attracted

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to mixed women. If you blackenanything else, what's up? Yo?
Straight up? Keep it in thebuck. Yeah, I gotta respect that.
But listen, since we we wekept it real about us, we
ain't holding back on these fucking devils. Times are hard. Florida couple charged
after allegedly taping two lottery tickets togetherto claim a million dollars loot hungry lovers.

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This is funny, loot hungry lovers. Can Kira Enders and Dakota Jones
were booked in charge with forgery,alteration of a state lottery ticket, and
grand loss and he theft of morethan one hundred thousand dollars. Wait a
minute, that shit worked, nigga? They take together what type of a
rabbits? Except you know what,you know what? I can't blame the

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hustle that. How did it work? How did it work? How you
mad at me? Because it worked? Laminading it and pretending they were the
one million dollar winners. And they'retrying to claim winners with the poorly piece
together ticket with lottery officials first demas a non winner, not leaving well
enough alone. Enders followed up witha lottery officials a week later and with

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asked to come to the office tomeet a special agent. And so how
could they Oh, so they gotarrested for they didn't get no money.
So they tried to They tried andthey could shot them down and then they
doubled down and went to the office. Was like, yo, no,
this is the ticket. Look.First of all, where the fuck is
s Cambia County? I never havethat? Like Northern Maybe that's given Cajun

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you know when you talk about canbe a county that's given. That's given
Florida Everglades and they they live inthe water something. You know, where
these poor assed white people getting alamination machine? Where are you finding a
lamination machine? They it says thatthey laminated that another This is taping.

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Like with my insurance cars, Ijust print them up. I just be
taking them both sides get up,because who about to spend money for lamination
right when you could just use tape, the packing tape. I didn't even
know the tape did it? Likethat? That's all laminage is. It's
like thick as I think, right, Shit, it's the same consistent they

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can just did together. It's like, yo, it's like that. That's
how it is, right, that'sthe same thing. Moving along. Right,
let's get back into black people outof pocket, our people be wild.
It's twenty twenty four. It's alot of shit going on, a
lot of beefing. Yep. Andit's election year, right, so that's

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the biggest beef right now. Allright, we're not gonna get into politics.
But who you who you voted for? We're not gonna get into policies.
Let me just ask you the morevoting for? You know who did
you? I don't care about thisyear who you voted for. I'm gonna
be honest. Last time I voted, I didn't vote for none of either.
No I voted, but it wasn'tneither of the two motherfuckers that you

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went the other one? All right? So I never liked Kamala Harris.
I never liked that. Look atlisten, I believe Democrats stay pandering to
us. Bro. Did y'all seethis ship right now? This ship pissed
me off? Yo? Are youtalking about? This? Was nasty work

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right here? Everything that you hate, I feel like they'd be doing it
for niggas like me. I wasexcited to see this. What this is
the most ignorant shit I ever seenin my life. So the cast of
a Different World visited the White House. Yeah you like that? Shiit loved
it. This is no different thanHillary. Maybe maybe you didn't watch Different
World growing up. Maybe maybe justwasn't there during Kadeem Harrison's run with Jasmine

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Guy. Maybe you didn't. Youdidn't and Jasmine Godlin. Maybe you didn't
experience Whitney Gilbert the way that Idid. I don't know. I'm gonna
need you to type. You know, I'm trying to figure out where is
it at? Man? I shouldhave saved the god damn video. Okay,
so I saw them reunit, butit's a video of them like like

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at the White House. Why wouldit be the first video that comes up?
I put whoa come out a differentworld white House or different cast?
A different world? Right world?White House? Right, sid wolf House?
Whatever? It'll correct it? Fuckthat. Let's see white House?
It ship pop right now standing ovation, Here we go, Here we go?

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This what sort of one? Thisis nasty? Oh that's so cool.
They got the whole cast back together. Stand by they come made.
This is disgusting work right now.Look at what they're doing for the black
culture. Wow, I love this. This was so nasty. Okay,

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okay, okay, all right,I don't want to hear it again.
Okay, I'm just happy to getsome type of RECOGNI in twenty twenty four.
Maybe you didn't grow up on DwayneWade like I did. I'm older
than you niggas. Yeah, yeah, but he wasn't around you wasn't.
Yeah, you didn't have older siblingsto put you down. And no we're
not talking about a different world.Why why them? Why not them?

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Why? But why? I thinkthey're the only ones who agreed to come.
You don't think the cast of stepby Step. I think listen,
none of these motherfuckers they got nothingto do. So yeah, none of
them, None of these old sitcomniggas have anything to do. Ain't none
of them and nothing. But Iget what you're saying. It would probably
be to Panda two people who worldwho are now are fucking different world like,

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oh, goodnes City, bro,we live in an Asian nostalgia.
Everybody is popping up with a remake, show, a reboot. They doing
Jimmy fallon and getting the cast backtogether. This is just another form of
nostalgia pans, you know. KimalaHarris always oes this shit though, right,
we did this ship. She doesthis like this is her thing.
During the election year. She shewants to prove how black she is,

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so she panders to like the blackestshit of it, Like last she popped
up at the fucking Brandy and Monicaversus. Yeah, but why do we
always villainize our black politicians for dothat? All the white politicians do that.
She shouldn't do that, all right, all right, watch this Hillary
Clinton showed up at the breakfast clubof howk sauce in her purse? Right,
and and we've announced her for that. They all played pander games.

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It's all nasty. It's all nasty. But if you're not all right,
put like this. And I'm notsaying this as a Trump supporter, which
I am. He always talks aboutit like his whole fucking camp like she
only did it during the campaign andthen now during her president vice presidency she
ain't speaking. Did you hear anythingfrom up nothing? Now the election year.

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Oh, let's let's go ahead andgo back out to the black people.
Then she had. Then she puton some tames and ward role tames
on top of that choked them upto the top turn buckle. No,
I really feel like I have notheard her speak, But anytime that I
do see her, I always dosee her doing black ship like like.
She'll be the one and deliberate.She'll be the one at the like when

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it's when it's Greek Week or something. She'll be the one that spellman like
doing the goddamn to me a linedance just to show that she could do
it. I don't. I've neverseen her. Carla is down with us.
Yo. If a hetero sexual malelikes his booty hole played with and
ship stuck inside, doesn't that makehim like not gay? Somebody just randomly

(21:30):
text me this, what do theygot bugs in this room? You don't
got to tell us who? Obviously? Was it a chick? Yeah,
you know, she asked. Iguess she's asking me for validation. She
said, Up, a heterosexual malelikes his booty hole played with and ship
stuck inside, doesn't that make himlike not gay? I don't know what

(21:51):
she's asking me, okay, butmaybe she needs to be a little bit
more descriptive. They just won't becauseI do know some niggas like they ask
licked, but some niggas ain't gonnalet Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Are we gonna tell the truth onher or we just potted we tell
the truth. Let's have the conversation. Let's let's go, let's do it.
Okay, all right, I'm gladshe has you know what, I'll

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take a little ass looking here andthere, here and there. Alright,
I've had I've had the very tellthe truth. I've had no little little
little guch like is like safe space, right, but it's not all like

(22:37):
and she goes a little too.Whoa, It's like, you know I've
had that. Done's respectfulrender And here'swhy not right? Thinking about to say
some crazy She's like, yo,I can't have my legs up and there.
My problem with that is it's notit's the position you have to be
in in order for how to getall the way up in here. You
either gotta spread your legs because listen, she got to be comfortable too.

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You can't have it with a fuckinghinole in the pillow. She gotta get
it. She gotta comfortably get upin there. Princess. If I was
eating you out in the back,You're gonna have your back ash and I'm
gonna be like right behind you.I'm gonna we both gonna be comfortable,
or I could just be on mystomach that too, Okay. So if
you eating but you can't, yourlegs gotta be up for me. You
don't want your ass cheek spread eithermy own home or woman vulnerable. It's

(23:27):
vulnerable. You can't be vulnerable vulnerable. Nigga shun't be throwing his knees back
son. I don't think. Idon't think a man getting his ass is
gay. No, No, Idon't and I honestly don't even think if
a nigga just maybe won't hear boodolefingered a little bit, but in certain

(23:49):
stuff and ship, I don't know, that would probably give me palls,
it would probably personally give me.I think I think women who are into
that that's their way of dominating theman. I've always thought that. I
thought, like, I don't thinkI think women but maybe that nigga want
to be dominated, right, ButI think I think a woman feels empowered
when she does this to a man. I think that women are dominated men

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in the actual relationship. Women beyelling at niggas and telling them to take
out the trash and ship. Whycan't she dominate them in the bedroom?
I got, I got friends withgirl. Tell them nigga always go too
far? How is that too far? We tell me, you don't know
niggas who their girlfriend just tells themwhat to do all the time is yelling
at them. So okay, andwe were fine with that. We don't

(24:33):
say that niggas gay. We saythat nigga loves this girl. I say
he's a bitch ass nigga. Idon't call them almo sexual. Right,
It's a different between the bit chassnigga and homosexual. Right, So why
are you differentiated? He's he's beingdominated outside of the bedroom and another niggas
being dominated inside the bedroom. Butone is just a soft straight guy.
The other one is a a gay. I feel like the booty hole is

(24:56):
like the no no square. Soit's just different between a past get up
dick bro one of the actual Theactual dick is crazy. They got the
mold of the dick with the ribsand ship with the with the head and
the balls. Crazy. So theshape of it is gonna make it gay.
Yeah, because that's an actual dick. So if it was, if

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it was like a crazy, ifit was like a glass, deal,
if it was if it was likea shape like a football, and if
it was an anal club, thatwould be different. Why is it doing
that, I'm gonna have to beout. I don't want. I don't
want any parts of that. I'mjust bracef But what I'm saying is I
actually don't want to have nothing inmy ass, but not because I'm worried
about being perceived as gay. Ijust don't know if my hygiene is going

(25:44):
to be up to standard to havea finger in my ass like that.
I don't want to deal. Idon't want to deal with ship finger.
I'm not trying to I'm not tryingto have come back. Let me with
you on that note. That's myfear of having anal sex with a woman.
No, And see that's the thingtoo, because I feel like it's
gonna depend on the person like mepersonally. I don't want ain't no play,
I don't want to be penetrated,none of that. So I feel

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like if a dude was to askme to do that, it would give
me pause with him, because Idon't even want that. I'm worried about
the pain or are you worried aboutthe hygiene? The pain? And I
just feel like it's stuff is supposedto come out and nothing that's a like
And I'm a clean person, butlet's just be real. It don't matter
how much you scrap scrub your ass, that's a waste. Tried it.

(26:27):
I tried it, and it's likea little bit slid in and then it
slipped out, and I was like, hell not, cause so then you
gotta go, cause you know,it's like it's like relax and you trying
to really you're trying to surrender tothis ship. It's already painful. And
then it finally a little bit ofsomething finally going there, and then the

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ship slip out, Like bitch,I'm not going through that again. So
no, I'm cool on it.I'm cool on it. And then I
ain't even get We ain't even getall the way there, and my ass
was hurting the next day, Likewho the fuck wants to be sitting there
the first time that you you hadregular vaginal sex. I know everybody says
that it hurts the first time theydo that. It does hurt the person

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that you do that, but italso could hurt six months after you ain't
have sex in a while. SoI think it's different. I think your
your vagina lubricates itself. That's different. Like now you got you over here
with Lou. I got Lou,but the crib. But I'm just saying,
I just feel like your ass ain'tsupposed to You just ain't supposed to

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do that. So to each hisown, but I personally am not into
it for it to happen to me. So if my nigga ever was like,
by you don't want to fuck mein my booty hole or any nigga,
I'd be like, oh, yeah, it's too much because it because
it's okay if I get fucking ass, ain't nobody gonna look at me gay?
Right? Ain't nobody gonna look atme? No kind of she's just
freaky. But I ain't even withit. So if a dude was to

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be like, I don't want toget fucking ass, but that's personal preference.
But if a chicken is like,hey, yo, my thing is
I really like putting fingers in biggasbutts, I'm like a let me see
where your fingers. But I alsohear that that's where y'all's G spot.
You know. No, no,no, no no, I want to
talk about that earlier when like niggasjust be fucking so many bitches that ship.
Maybe let me get my G spot. Let me let me tell you

(28:15):
something, right, that's bullshit,right, First of all, that's something
that either a gay man made upor woman made up. There's no G
spot in no ass you know.What's an asshole the prostate and if the
prostate is manipulated enough then it canit could trigger. Right, But that's
the prostate gland that ship get cancerabout to fuck with that. That ain't
no G spot. That's a glanthat you can die from. Like that's

(28:37):
gay, dude, that this that'sthat's what they made up. Like the
the greatest risk is the greatest reward. I don't know about. I just
heard too much. Like of coursethe hygiene thing, like it's even I've
seen even you know, like gaypeople talk about sometimes like having anal sex
and how like ooh, I didn'tdoing animal before, so it was shitty.

(29:03):
I looked over with her girl onetime and it got shitty and I
was like, this is great,and you went back. You know,
listen that I'm telling you that's minefear. She was my girl, you
know, and she felt so consciousabout Oh my god, I'm so disgusting.
Girls, I'm your baby girl.Don't worry about so. Yeah,
your thing shower, but it's ship. It's a little bit ship. It's
a quick shower. I don't know. Let me tell you something, let

(29:26):
me take let me let me makea little from it. Listen, I'm
so I guess fecesophobic. Bro't changethe baby. No, no, listen,
no, I changed the babies.But watch, a woman can't even
ship my presence. You had afive year minimum before I'm even comfortable enough
to do that. Yeah, Idon't even try to ship at my house.

(29:47):
That's crazy. So woman can't shitthe jobs, but she cant for
you. Now. My girl cameout and told me she had just took
a ship in my bathroom. Iwas like, yo, I'm so happy
that you're so comfortable she the apartment. I thought, Listen, first of
all, I had a girl cometo my crib one time and we had
just finished sucking, So you don'twant to go to the bat after she

(30:08):
fuck. You know sometimes they creeps, you know, the air coming out
whatever she's getting to come out andshot up in her And it was going
on a little too long. SoI'm like, yo, wait a minute,
I know not only she not takingthe ship? Is she taking the
ship? No, water's running.She's not even trying to conceal that she's
taking a liquid It's a chemical dumbecause only the liquid ones make that noise.

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And I was standing by the door, Why why are you keeping it?
I needed? I didn't want her. I didn't I didn't want to
give a time to make up alit So listen. I stood at the
door like a mother waiting for herteenage daughter to come home, arms fold,
oh, I said, yo,let me ask your question. Come

(30:55):
up here. Did you just shipin my bathroom? And she was like,
yeah, you know, when yougotta go, you gotta go,
gotta go. I said, yeah, exactly, when you gotta go,
you gotta go get the out.That's actually a joke O doing to get
out of my house. She said, are you serious? I said,
like a motherfucking heart attack. CanI tell you a true story? That
was a true story? Too truestory happened to me I hooked up with

(31:19):
this girl one time, and shewas a bigger white girl, and I
didn't want nobody to know that wehooked up. She put her finger in
my ass, the whole finger inmy eyes. Gave me head, give
me everything. Whatever. You're notgonna just speed past that. Bro.
We already had a conversation about whatI do. We already know how she
put She put the index finger inmy eyes, the index. It was

(31:41):
a bigger white girl, a biggerwhite figure. No Diddy put her finger
in my ass. That was herthing. That's Diddy, that's Diddy.
Press play all the way, what'sup? Put the my ass? Time
goes on. I'm a comedian.I make posts on social media, and

(32:02):
I made a post one day sayingI already know how woke a white girl
is by how heavy she is.The girl felt like I was personally attacking
her. She was like, oh, oh, you throwing shots at me.
You lucky. I don't tell niggashow gay you are that you got
your finger. My finger's putting yourass. Multiple finger. Yeah, she

(32:24):
was saying a lot. But shesaid that in my d MS, and
I was so shook, not becauseI was worried that people were gonna find
out that I had a finger inmy ass. But I didn't want anybody
to know that I hooked up withthis big white girl. Was I was
like, you could tell anybody anything, but just don't tell people we hooked
up. Please, girl, letme tell you something. I have a

(32:45):
strict rule on that. If Ifucked something that I'm ashamed of, I'll
do it. And if I ifshe ever reveals it, I will make
her look crazy. I will denyit. This girl I had a gay
home boy name named Antoine. Right, we was at work. That's when
I worked in corporate. So Islept with one of the girls that worked

(33:06):
at our job. And then thenext day I saw him. He was
like, I whorried about you,you freak. I'm like, what you're
talking about? He's like, yeah, such as that said you you slept
well? I wasaid what? SoI revealed it to him because that was
my homie. But she was standingaround her friends like boomer like Marcus on
Boomerang. When Marcus was walking throughand they was like they were like,

(33:27):
oh, we see you, andI'm like, so I said, I
said, what are we all talkingabout? Over here. Yeah, I
know we're talking about I said,yeah, I said, what are we
all talking about over here? Huh? Let me in on the joke.
Yeah, yeah, So she's alive. She like, you know what he
talking about? What were talking about? I said, no, I don't
wemory. She's like, you knowwhat happened last time? I said,
I don't happen. What happened?What happened? She goes, come on,

(33:49):
now, don't play with me.I'm like, no, I'm confused.
What are we talking about? Andall the other girls because she's a
monstrous son yeah, and I'm melike she was. In fact, she
was just monstrous, ugly bitch ugly? Why did you? Why do y'all
be fucking bitches that y'all would beashamed if anybody found out? Like why
I never seen a piece of pussythat I didn't like? Okay, watch

(34:12):
this right, let me pussy reallyain't got a face, No it doesn't.
But watch this. No, becauseshe was bragging about how good she
sucked deck to me something, I'mnot turning that down. So she was
she she she she drove me homefrom work one day and you didn't have
a car back this Thigga was brokeback in the corporate day. I had

(34:34):
a motorcycle, but it was raininginto something at a different time. I
came to a realization recently, alwaysgot money. So she's about to be
mad at me because I'm about todo like your Sunday about don't talk about
me when I oh, no,we about you for sure. I want
to play back. We're gonna talkabout you. So look, let me

(34:59):
finish the story, right. Yeah. So she's saying, oh, yeah,
we had a great time last night, and I'm like, yo,
old no. I was talking abouthow she gave me head first. She
was giving me head to head wasfire, amazing, but it wasn't enough
to make me nude, you knowwhat I mean. She didn't know my
stroke because chicks, a lot ofchicks stink, like going in and doing

(35:20):
a bunch of shit. Then pressureit was gonna make it real. Come
on, just one continuous motion,the same motion I'm doing as I'm fucking.
I don't need all that, likeyou don't got to do all that
exactly. So she's like prepping meto fox. So I'm like I'm looking
at him like, yo, sheain't that bad. She got a nice
body. She wasn't a fat girl. So here's my rule. If you're
not fat and you just ugly witha nice body, I'm fucking. Yeah.
Of course she was already at thecrib, was already in the whip,

(35:43):
so we go on my crib.I smashed. Pussy was fire,
yeah, as expected. I knewshe was ugly, so I know pussy
was fire. The only way I'mnot fucking if she's fat and ugly.
If she's fat, well, orif she's ugly, I'm fucking or stink
yeah fast, yeah right, SoI smalled, oh yeah right. Everything
was dark seen girl like you pretty, like pretty complexion like she had a

(36:07):
bad face. She was ugly,you know, she was very well.
That was me superficial back then,super young. So we smashed whatever.
But what I didn't appreciate was thattrying to blow out my spot. So
I said, yo. So Iwas like, are you sinuating that we
had sex or something? And she'slike stoneknack, like you don't know.

(36:27):
I said, why are you lyingon your pussy like that? And I'm
like, nigga, you gassed likestone face. She's like what I said,
shorty, I would never touch you. You think you got a shot
with a nigga like me, broand I did it with the Stonefate and
my homeboy he knew that, Ithought. And he's he's feeling so bad,
but he was. He was.Lawyers said, he ain't even want
to jump in and be like,but yes, sir, I would play

(36:50):
that ship like, don't put meon as a Capricorn son, one of
the capricornation. Y'all. Notice thebiggest thing we don't like it's public humiliation.
Bro Right, you probably gotta geta bit open the door for she
shouldn't closed the door away. It'sthe same ship that brought my son.
Yeah, just pull a door open. See, we gotta you know what,

(37:12):
you know what, I'm gonna haveto start going back to pauls in
the motherfucking Show when people got toget up and go to the goddamn bathroom.
You just leave it open, Yeah, leave it over there. It's
cool. Ain't nobody here but thecleaning people. But anyway, yeah,
I'm waiting. I wanna wait forher to go back here. We were
talking about we were talking about buttsand uh, nigga, I got some

(37:34):
ship that I'm glad I didn't Idon't know if I told you about it,
but bro, they really did.And this is a this is a
reliable sauce. I can't believe thatthey would do this nonsense. Bro,
I was raised back. Okay,good day. I'm glad you're back because
you you're back right in time forthis bullshit. So the New York Post,

(37:55):
which is a very reliable source,have re least women's butt sizes around
the world, which countries have thebiggest and which countries have the smallest?
Like that. You're not gonna likethis list? Bro, Huh, this
is insane, son. Let metell you something. This is this is

(38:17):
the the the the nerve in theaudacity of white people. Bro. I
could not believe this shit. AndI'm gonna show y'all. I'm gonna I'm
gonna show ya this. So y'allknow I'm not captain. Let me screen
shot it and send it to thecomputer and show y'all this bullshit. Have
list. First of all, thislist should be how many countries are in

(38:40):
Africa. Gotta be over fifty countries, right, so it's a good amount
of countries in Africa. But everyevery country should be a black country.
Every country should be black. Sothey got the sizes and the country.
And I said, who's reading thisthat would believe this? They about to

(39:04):
have London or some shit in thislist? No, not London is the
city there about to have Australia.Yeah, so let me read it.
Number one, which is I'm notmad at South Africa. Okay, a
lot of white people in South Africa. A lot of white people in South
Africa at forty one point seven threeinches. Number two Argentina at forty one

(39:27):
inches. Now here's where it getscrazy. Number three Sweden. What swedest
Oh nah, yo, chocolate,there's a lot of chocolate. Four Greece,
five, Germany? What six?Russia and Italy? What? Seven?

(39:51):
Australia eight, the Netherlands nine,Canada, ten, France, eleven,
Usa twelve? This is crazy.Number twelve Nigeria what bro? They
got Nigeria? They got Canada,the Netherlands, Sweden, Russia, Germany,

(40:14):
and of course the bottom is whatwe expect South Korea, Japan and
China, India. Littleist asses inthe world, bro, White people,
Yes, what the entire fuck iswrong with white people? Bro? Yeah,
white people is wild? It's crazy, bro. This they don't got
one Spanish country on there besides Argentina. This should be not and that's not

(40:36):
even spinning that South African. Yeah, South American, bro, there's not
a sink, broke. There shouldbe no European countries on this list.
Where's Mexico? Did they even goto Mexico? The fat asses? Soon
the Mexico got fire asses? No, they got flat they would have bigger
as. Yeah, we can goto Jamaica. We can go to the

(40:57):
Bahamas, Brod. Every country onthis list should be a black country,
right, how what bro? Whatis this? Garb is hoo pulled that
list of rolling stones? No,this is this is women's Oh they said
women's women's hip sizes by nationality.Okay, so there's hip and butt sizes.

(41:17):
Bro. I mean, well let'sjust say some can you have hips
and not have ass? You can? Yes, I've seen it. Yes?
Is there a lot you've got awhite thing? Do white women have
hips? And have never seen thatbefore? A chick walked by you and
it's the most disappointed sho seen likea SpongeBob type. No, there's some
chicks with our glass figures and thenthey get past you like it's like flat.

(41:43):
What I used to think when Iwas younger, I used to think
that the reason that black women havebig asses and white women have flat asses
is because it's slavery was in thefield and the white bitches would just sit
on their assay, And I feellike that was a lot that actually makes
it. That's that's that was.But I think that's why what do you
want to say? You know,black women just be saying some bullshit?

(42:07):
You know? Ever since I heardwhat's the chick's name from Think Like a
Man and all that ship, TarajiHeadson came out and it was like,
you know why black people run awaywhen they laugh, it is because of
slavery. They wasn't allowed to laughback in the day. They had to
know. That's that's true. Getthe fuck out of here. Get the

(42:30):
fuck out of here, y'all.Niggas is nuts. B That's very true.
Bro. You just you think thatgenerationally it's that's been passed down from
us. No, yes, okay, okay, okay, So why bro,
okay? Why why wouldn't that bepassed down though? Okay, watch
this, okay? Why are blackpeople the most religious people? Yeah?

(42:52):
Don't don't argue a conversation that hastwo different points. That's it's just a
moon point. Yes, because ofslavery. They have them extra religious and
they were like, yo, you'regonna have your blessing. Do you think
spanking or whooping? Also? Yeah, that's also okay. So now you're
talking about real generational things, runwould be one of them. All right.

(43:13):
There are some people that do thatthat have no ties to slavery.
Okay, So why do only specificallyblack people do that? Black people are
just the most animated people, becauseit's a reason for that. Bro,
we know all right, I knowniggas are killing them. We already killed
them. You don't think that generationalcurses are generational things could be passed down

(43:37):
unintentionally said? That just just kindof like all right, so you know
that, I don't think about usingnigga right and maybe laughing it could have
it's the way that Roger said,but we just made it into a more
positive y'all got it, y'all gotit, if y'all, if y'all really

(43:57):
believe that, if y'all really believethat we out here are are passing down
that type of you want do youknow where uh uh? Like Mady Carnival
came from n Okay. So carnival, which was a negative, was a
positive thing. It came from theAfrican men stealing the dresses from the female

(44:22):
slave masters and dancing outside with thedresses on. Why would they do that
just to celebrating party? Makes ofthem to mock them. Okay. Also
that's where you know but like likebraids, like the crazy cornro styles,
that's how they made maps in theirhair. Bro. Yeah, all that
ship came from slavery. So whywouldn't laughing be one of them? Bro?

(44:43):
A lot of things you could say, a lot of you know what,
he's a he's a he's a misogyistbecause Rogers. If the nigga said
that, if Michael, you're nota real black, you already proved that
before the cameras. Now on myphone, nigga, you put you put
us in a guy. That's wrongwith you black people. Now I'm a
phone nigga just because I see niggasacting out just because I don't like Taraji.

(45:12):
You you bugget and you got allthese black people on your wave,
bugging to all these black people.Bugging no with this list. Let's go
back to. This list is It'sfucking crazy, bro, it makes no
sense, Like, come on,why don't we let white people do this?
Why do we if we believed thatthat's another thing. I don't think

(45:35):
there's anybody, I mean, weain't gonna give a fuck. We clearly
give it a fuck, we paidattention to. I can't believe that they
put that out there. It's nuts. I mean, didn't do that.
Didn't they do that with them whenthey did The Most Beautiful People and they
razy symmetry? First? First ofall, that was crazy. Anytime they

(45:55):
put and I'm saying this as aman bro hetero sexual man son, anytime
they put a white dude on thecover of People magazine like the most Gorgeous
Man some one time they put uglyass Brody, I was like, want
to get and who want to?Who want to funk Adrian Brody? I

(46:16):
see what this Adrian Brody nigga lookslike? And I don't know, Bro,
you don't know what Adrian Brody looklike. He's an amazing actor,
but faces, Bro, he wantedthe ugliest men ever soon. I don't
keep up with the whites. Istay out of white people's business. You're
baggga I'm about to be the onetype of is my fingers are too big?

(46:42):
Oh that oh that nigga, Thisugly ass nigga Son. He looks
like a serious Bob Sagett Son.You know who an ugly bitch? Respectfully?
Do you ever seen and they alwaysGod has a love interest in the
movie The Ugliest White one of theone white woman, and she looks exactly
like her brother, Maggie Jilly Hall. An ugly ass woman son like on

(47:02):
Batman. She got a frog faceon Batman. They was fighting over hers.
So yeah, they replaced her thegirl that the girl. She ugly
is Hell. I'm like, whywhat the fuck this bitch? Right,
chel look at Jesus crying? Ohyeah she got that. She got that
presidential candidate lip. God, yousee how like her her cheeks and her

(47:27):
lips. Just an ugly ass woman'shuh, that's crazy. Calme on,
bro, she's way younger than me. Bro, No, bro, she's
like thirty five son, No niggas, she's not three. Let's see her
age. Yeah, she's forty sixyears old. She's she's older than me.
Come on, but God, damn, that's an ugly woman. And
they try to pass her off asKatie Holmes in the Dark Knight movies.

(47:50):
Bro, that's crazy. Yeah,she's like the pseudo Katie Holmes. Let's
move let's move along. Okay.I'm glad you're here for this. Let's
read this, and I don't sayhow you feel about it. Okay,
So this story came out of courseit was a black woman. I need
to get this off my chest.I came home from work and my husband

(48:13):
told me he lost his job.I really tried to be a good wife
and hold things down for about thirtydays. I was tired of being the
man of the house, so Iwent out with his friend and one thing
led to the next. His friendcash out on me and showed me an
amazing time. I missed being treatedlike a woman, and had my husband
not lost his job, this wouldn'thave happened. He's calling me a cheetah,

(48:35):
but his job as a man wasto provide. I was not wrong,
and I refused for him and hisfamily to tarnish my name. Go.
These women are so unseerious, dog, I cannot believe this is this
tired, No, this is real. I actually screenshoted this. This is
like so that's like actual, pa, this gotta be I feel like this
is clickbait, Like I feel likepeople really just do anything for or likes

(49:00):
because seriously, sisty days, seriouslythirty days, it's her husband. I
ain't married. I ain't never beenmarried, but I know there's like specific
vows and shit, and they dosay for better, for worse, for
Richard, for koor, bitch thirtydays, how long you ain't before you
fucked the friend. I'm not fuckingthe front of all. I'm not even
fucking the friend if we don't workout. Okay, I'm not even fucked.

(49:23):
I'm so even in high school,like if I if I ever dated
somebody like the star football player ofthe football team, I wasn't even fucking
another player of another team at anotherschool. I'm just not doing that,
so the friend would never be fucked. But my thirty days, bitch thirty
that's your question. Have you everhad to be like the one in relationship

(49:45):
to hold it down financially? Yes, it didn't work out, but it
wasn't because of that. It wasn'tbecause of that, And if I'm being
completely honest, neither one of uswas in a good financial space for me
to eat and be trying to judgesomebody off some ship like that, which
which makes me feel like she ain'tShe wasn't doing what she should do as

(50:07):
a partner either, because I feellike in partnership there's gonna be times where
somebody is up and somebody is downand you be able to hold your person
down to answer your question. Itdidn't work out because it just wasn't gonna
work out. And I really wasin the situation out of convenience, and
I really ain't love the nigga,and I knew that, and then I
just had to be a big girland be like this, she ain't gonna
work out. And the funny thing. The funny thing get hunt because he

(50:30):
was ugly. It wasn't because hewas he was ugly. You can't be
ugly, and he was ugly,but it didn't look. That was the
one time in life where I wastrying to go like not about looks.
Every time. There's always a woman'sperson. But I knew probably like the
first argument, I was like,this ain't gonna work out, but also

(50:52):
a person where it's like if Idecide to do something, like if I
commit to something, I'm gonna seeit out. I'm gonna see it through.
But like it didn't have anything todo with the finances. We just
wasn't a good match. But Ithink that's crazy if my man lost his
job today, bitch. First ofall, I'm about to I'm you know
what, I'm probably gonna let himget his mind together because I'm I'm pretty
sure as a man, that's abig fucking like hit to the ego.

(51:15):
That's all because y'all already just naturallyfeel like it's so many things y'all as
a man are supposed to do.So Baby, you ain't gonna be able
to sit here and just be downfor forever, like you know, licking
wounds for forever. But I'm gonnagive you a little minute, good time
to give him a little minute.I don't know, because I ain't never
had a year, a year,a year unemployed realistically, no no,

(51:37):
no, no, no, nota year unemployed, that's crazy. But
a year to finally get back towhere you can hold shit down. I
have to do something. Yeah,a year realistically, I would at least
be helped. Like, bro,bitch, you wasn't sending that nigga no
job posts on nothing. My niggajust say he want to do something different,
and anytime I scroll across something thatis in alignment with what I'm sending

(52:00):
it to him. Yeah, shewasn't really want to begin with she she
wanted them bitches just just wanted tobe married, just to say she was
married. And to be quite honest, it was probably a nigga that she
just ain't want the other bitch toget. She never wanted him to begin
with them. She never wanted Youknow, it's crazy. I've never she

(52:21):
looked like my ex a lot likemy I don't know, I don't know.
I've never I don't think I've everbeen like with a woman. I
never revealed my financial situations. Iguess I come off for the nigga like
money, but I don't. Idon't, I don't. I've never really

(52:42):
had to like trick off like that. Yeah, I've never that. I
never had to do that. Maybebecause I want to get the bitch regnant.
Yeah, maybe I just have ababy. She's sticking around, well
stuck. That's worse, niggam.I should start tricking as a nigga who
never knocked no chick up, whodon't have no kids out here? Blank
You sure you ain't knock them up? Nothing? Nothing? You know what
that you know listen, That don'tmean you got a good pullout game.

(53:05):
That means your ship probably don't workeither. I never said nothing about all
right, we talked about you.We talked about this. Okay, okay,
how many? How many abortions haveyou paid for? One? When
I was twenty? He an't nobodypregnant. I've never got I've never had
a pregnancy scare. Really. Yeah. One time a girl was like,

(53:27):
Hey, I think I might bepregnant. I want to go look into
this, and I paid. Igave her seven hundred dollars for an abortion,
and she gave me no money backfour weeks later, and we never
talked about it again. So Idon't even know if she actually ever did
it or not. I didn't followup the sheep she ver pregnant, you
win. I still know her tothis day. She don't have no kids,
but your shit don't work, sothat could be true. These are

(53:51):
good problems to have. I'm nottrying to get nobody pregnant. That's kids,
nah, I'm trying to avoid anytype of maturity. You think I'm
immature because I don't have kids.I think having kids is a wild decision.
It really is, even me wantingto have children the more the reality
sayson that that's what I want,and I like, I mean, I
feel like some little I feel likechildren really are social paths. There's I

(54:15):
don't want a little social path.There's so much behind having a kid.
Girls are trash. To race akid is a hard responsibility. At the
end of the day, you coulddo all you could do, all the
right things, you could read allthe right books, get their diet right,
make sure you're there for them allthe time. And that kid,
Jeff, Yeah, and that kidis just a shitty person. He was

(54:35):
just be a shitty person. No, No, that that is true.
As a father of six and grandfatherof two. However, kids are they
stay like they don't change right theirperson Now you can mold them to control
their but they got to fuck thepersonality. They kind of stay like that.
Like, Bro, she's a problem. So she's always been. Like

(54:57):
when she was like three months old, Bro, she would scream her lungs
out in the backseat of the car, and there's nothing you can do to
stop her. No, pacifier,so you know what used to get her
bad and Boogie's on the that's theonly thing, bro, And I'm like,
okay. She she comes off asa person who needs their way in
order for shit to work out.Cairo has always had the best personality ever.

(55:20):
All he came out the womb smilingand he's still like that. And
you know what I'm saying, Likehe's a kid that you can't break his
spirit, Like he's always high onlife, like shit brook way, Bro,
she's a manipulator. She's a gayslighter like bro. Girls in general
are better as babies, are betteras little kids. Right. Boys are
destructive, but girls they get worseto get older because the attitude shift you

(55:45):
Like, I was always like Shesays she was mean during her pregnancy with
my brother. And my brother ishe not mean? But he just like
real, no nonsense. And thenme, she was like, you was
always. I'm to this day likeyou can't just because you tell me to
do something or you shouldn't do itbecause of that, Like I still got
to put my hand on the stoveand figure it out for myself. But
she said I was always I wasalways like yo, I'm glad. Listen.

(56:07):
Being a guy is like this ship. So I was having this conversation
right and I was like, Yo, fuck y'all, I'm joking. You
ever thought about this? And thisis not even on no homemoe shit right,
Like sex all around is more pleasurablefor a man, right because regardless
of how trash the pump boom is, always I'm always donna get my right.

(56:28):
I'll be wondering, like what itfeels like to have a kouchie and
like what are they feeling? I'llbe wondering. I'll be wondering like,
no, no, my nigga,what's up? Listen, I'm saying this
as a man, bro, I'llbe making son. I'm I'm good at
what I do. You would hope. No, I'm amazing at what I
do. I know I am,I know, I mean you, but
you probably maybe I don't know.I am. The pussy tells me if

(56:52):
that bad is a puddle, nigga, she's you on you. No,
No, no, no, no, it is it's not p No,
it is not p However, itdoes have some of the same. It
comes it is one of okay,you know what smell like, piece of

(57:15):
like or do pe allright, watchthis next time you squirt, right,
next time you squirt, let itdry. I'm living very much, so
very much. Don't smell like youknow what. No, next time I'm
a just I'm an some asparagus andI'm gonna see you always. Let me

(57:35):
explain something to you. Okay,watch this, Watch this. Where does
it come from? If if I'mit still has some of the elements because
it's all your it's not it isI push you with google this ship right
now, it's not all I alreadyknow the inswest to this. I'm just
betting either one of us is gonnalook stupid on this. Canna, We're

(57:59):
never gonna Okay, let me explainsomething before I google it, because I'm
gonna explain to you because I alreadyknow what it is. It's what you
about. The google is squirt pNo, I'm not gonna do that,
but I want to know. Like, so, so a dude is penetrating
you, right, and then yousquirt. Right, So now your your
vagina is stuffed with a dick.Where is the squirt coming from from your

(58:20):
urethra? Right? It does comefrom the same area, so it comes
from a bladder. It comes fromthe same areas. It's not all urine.
It would have traces about it becauseof where it comes from. But
it's not. Well, okay,so it's it's about ninety five percent urine.
It's not See what happens when theseniggas? What should I google?
Uh? Talk about Google? You'retalking about Google? Okay? What is

(58:43):
in female ejaculate? Mmm? What? Because she's gonna come with this scheme,
pland bulls? What is I've googledthis ship a million times. Ejaculate?
Female ejaculate is still an unclear topic, but research claims a small amount
of milky fluid that can be producedwith or without orgasm. Hold on,

(59:07):
because I just pulled it up.It was just a little no, no,
no, no, no, that'snot ejaculine. Though you talk about
squirt, is vaginal discharged part ofsquirting female ejaculate when it's no the vagina,
yes, but is connected to thebladder. Okay, what I do

(59:27):
know for sure because I have donethat several times? You have done what
the times that the times that Ihave done it. It does have the
same sensation of having to pee,But I literally can feel whatever he's hitting
in my vagina. I can feelthat swell and whatever he's hitting, he
can feel the moisture splash again,breakentific Right, But where the fuck exactly

(59:53):
does it come from? I haveread that it does come from the euretha,
and thus there would be traces ofurine in it. But it's not
all urine, which is what I'vebeen saying this whole time, because you
think you older and you know it. No, no, no, that's
not older. Go ahead, No, I just know go ahead, right,
And I like it because you're awoman. It's still pay soom do

(01:00:15):
it taste like p when it?Hitch your mouth? Now, that's gross,
bitch, get punched in the faceof that. Help that you can't
always have you pee in my face. We have a problem. You can't
always help a squirre. Now weonly have We have a urethra in one
hole, right, So we haveour testes where the where the where the
seamen comes from, and then wehave our bladder where the urine comes from.

(01:00:37):
Right, So our brain has acutoff switch. So while we're having
sex, we can't pee. Literally, you cannot pee. You know this,
And if you could, if yougotta pee really bad, you also
can't come right, So sometimes yougotta stop fucking, go pee and come
back and finish. Yes. Rightwith a woman, she has two holes,
the vagina and the urethra, Sowhen you're fucking her, she loses

(01:00:59):
control of her bladder and she peas. She doesn't watch this. You have
to like allow it to happen.It's not to lose control. Squirting,
commonly hyped up and exaggerated by aporn is the release or gushing of about
ten milli liters are more of clearfluid, usually during orgasm or high arousal.
The fluid is a form of diluteurine expelled from the bladder. Female

(01:01:22):
ejaculation and squirting can happen at thesame time. Not everyone will experience female
ejaculation and our squirting, and that'snormal too. We're saying the same.
I said diluted urine, but dilutedurine urine urine. She said from the
beginning that this it was the essence. There was insurine. Y'all both staying
the same. She's saying it's noturine. I'm saying it's one hundred percent.

(01:01:46):
He's saying that the bitch is doinggold Is showers and I'm saying it's
not. She said, because it'sdiluted. It's look female ejaculation and squirting.
What's the difference. There's a difference, right, Female ejaculation is squirting,
female ejaculate, squirting, vacuum,lubrication, and what cultal incontinence.

(01:02:07):
All terms are that are often usedinterchangeably. But are they the same things?
Not quite. This article will explainthat they are really mean and how
they differ. Okay, this isas long as fuck. What is female
ejaculation? Okay, researchers, Ifound female ejaculation to be the secretion of
about woman. The leader of thMilki Floyd. You just read that.
Okay, that's female ejaculation. That'sdifferent from squirting. Skirting is past all.

(01:02:30):
They say that it's basically all usingwhat is squirting. So maybe maybe
when we're referring to squirting versus sometimespeople are probably referring to squirting as female
ejaculate. But they're just using differentwords because they said it's you simultaneously.
They're both irrelevant to me because Iam making a bitch. Common clear fluid
release in squating has been found tocontain uria, creatine and uric acid.

(01:02:52):
Which confirms that it's produced in thekidneys and collected in the bladder. Is
it just urine then well, there'sno agreement among scientists that the biochemical composition
of squirting fluid is identical to urinarsactually is diluted form. This may depend
on the crazy bro like like what'sfunny right? Like like women think they
got a mystery fucking liquid in theirbody? You got blood, vague secretions

(01:03:16):
and water? What so if whatis it? Then what's the name of
the what's the name of the liquid? It's pee with water in it.
It's like thirty percent p And it'slike, son, where do we say
that? Show us? I don'thave to. I know I know the

(01:03:37):
anatomy of a body. So thenwhat's the one that google and ship every
thing? Just not say that female? They said female ejaculate, squirting and
some type of I know one thingto come out the bladder. P But
what what? But what also didI just say? I said, when
I've done it, I can feelsomething swelling in my vagina, my right

(01:04:00):
because he's I know your bladder isnot in your pussy though it's up there.
No it's not, it's not nowhere. In your vaginal wall. I've
hit bladers before. Bro, you'renot hitting a bladder when you somebody in
there, I have hip. Maybeshe might have felt like it. Literally,
your bladder is not in your vagina. This is this nigga. Be

(01:04:21):
like, Yo, you know Ifucked that bitch on the bronx nigga,
but you know it is in thevagina when they and they tell you you
got to just go up a littlebit the G spot. So when I
have done it, I feel myg spots swell and he can feel him
hitting that and something squirting on hisdick inside of my vagina. Now,

(01:04:45):
when I go and pete from thebathroom, I'm not peeing out of my
vaginal hole. I'm peeing out ofthe little thing that y'all think is the
click. That's the thing. That'stwo different things, but I'm not,
well it's a per Oh, thelittle the little dangling thing is not fully
the click. Okay, that's thehood. Yeah. I've only fucked like

(01:05:06):
two or three times, so I'mlearning in real time. Whatever. It's
kind of like because even if Idon't know if you have a note,
like if you're like fingering a girlor whatever, if she knows her body
or not, because just a fingerin the hood is not really what's causing
the sensation. You kind of gottalike be like your fingers. You gotta

(01:05:27):
up and over, you gotta curve, you gotta curve it. So I'm
not squirting from that. I know. I literally could feel it swell in
my vagina. Not you read thewhere I fee from, but we probably
all just use it in the wrongterm, y'all. Can I ask y'all
questions, and y'all tell me ifthis girl was lying to me or not.

(01:05:47):
I was dating a girl and shetold me she got a gastric bypass,
so she got like part of herbladder room. My big mother got
that she was big, she gotsmall. She's skinny. But she said,
you know, back in the day, she used to be able to
squirt. She used to square onniggas all the time. But ever since
she got her bladder removed, orpart of her gallbladder, she don't got

(01:06:09):
enough room in there to carry thatmuch fluid anymore. She don't square at
all no more. She was like, Yo, you'd be making me come
all the time. And I usedto squirt, but now I can't squirt
and she's just lying in me tospare my feelings because also sometimes you can
it's controllable with women. It reallyis more orgasms when it comes to women,

(01:06:30):
and even I believe female ejaculate aresquirting whatever we want to call it
is more mental than anything, justbeing their head too much. Right.
Yeah, so you won't because youthink you have to pee because it does
feel like the same. They're tryingto hold it back. Just pee,
girl, just pee. P It'sfine. I'm not done. You about
to play a video. I'm notdone. It's double down. Let me

(01:06:54):
not. I'm tripling down to notsharing. M clark got a bullshit because
she might be the same person thatsays it's okay to goddamn drink you goddamn
period. You will never I wantto let's listen. I don't even but
does it really ugly? Adrian brodyrologistsand surgeon, and today we are going

(01:07:15):
to talk about how women feel aboutsquirting. In this video, I'm going
to review a study where women describetheir experience and perception of sporting. If
you don't know what scorting is,it's the emission of fluid wow the tube
during sexual around that you hear thatsome women urine or the p tube,

(01:07:36):
either one of us have been disputed. It is got to bed Harry's urine
from the bladder outside the body schemes. Glands are these glands that are located
around and underneath the urethra, whichare actually homologous to homologous okay, meaning
that when I don't know is bornwoman has a process it embryologically dillops either

(01:08:00):
a prostate or these skins glass Duringthe period is that the skins glands filled
with fluid and then during orgasms andmuscles. Why are you turned off by
fruit which causes O yah sex,We'll talk about squirting. That fluid is

(01:08:21):
usually clear or colorless, and itmay be a small amount to a larger
gush. It may be a mixof fluid that's sort of like dilute urine
as well as fluid from the skinsglands. And we know this because we've
actually looked at some of this fluidand what we found is that that fluid
has what we call p S aphosphatase, and that's the enzymesphatas in men,

(01:08:44):
and we're also found in the skinsglass. You're also crazy about women,
Bro, Why you don't let itplay through because I want to just
I want to say this. You'realso crazy about women, bro? Why
do why do you see that theycan't come to a conclusion of what it
is they're saying some sciences don't knowscience. No, No, I think
everybody has the coddle women to makethem feel comfortable. I think it's that's

(01:09:08):
why you want that the washing washingthis. It's just it's just like women
changed, like like they they theyadopted a porn term to call themselves so
they could be comfortable being fat bW. Yeah, it's like I am
not fat, I'm a BBW.No, you're fat. So long as

(01:09:30):
there are BBW they don't got togo to the gym, nigga, just
stay fat. I will say thatthere there is a part of what you
said that I do agree with whenit comes to coddling women, But I
don't think that this is this isthat's what I think. I also agree
about the I think it's because becausey'all can't say y'all can't say a fat
woman is unattractive, but we couldbe like I ain't fucking with his fat

(01:09:53):
ass. We can't say you can'tsay I don't want a bitch with roast
beef between a leg, but wecould be like, I don't want no
shrimp dick niggas. Yeah, soI do. I do agree with that,
and I think it's ad that actuallybrings up a really good question that
I talked to this nigga about.I'd love to ask you this question.
Oh yeah, please, I wouldlove to know your thoughts on this,

(01:10:13):
allest thoughts. Take a second togather your thoughts. It is my theory
that a woman cannot call another womanfat, ugly, or dumb unless she
does not like that woman. Canyou objectively say to another woman or two

(01:10:33):
people that a woman is either fat, ugly, or dumb and you not
have any disdain for that woman?Is that possible. I've not experienced ever
wanting or desiring to call anyone thatI fuck with, or care about,
our love any of those, soyou're probably right. Have you ever seen

(01:10:57):
a woman and objectively, Hey,I'm not talking about her. I'm not
saying anything good or bad. I'mjust saying she's fat. That girl is
fat. This is not a dig, this is not a disc It just
is what it is. Or she'sI love her, I love her to
death, but she's dumbest shit orugly or ugly. I don't think.
I don't think it's possible for womento do that. The only time that

(01:11:17):
they do do that is if theydon't if it's the ops, if they
don't, I don't know. ButI will also say I don't think that
it necessarily just has to do withthe ops, as much as it could
be the ops or just somebody wedon't know. Yeah, oh, y'll
do it to a girl you don'tknow. I don't think y'all could do
it to somebody, or it couldbe somebody that we that you even deal
with on a day to day basis. I think it's levels to everything,

(01:11:38):
so like there might even in thefield that I'm in, like my employees
and shit, like I might fuckwith you on a level, but you
ain't my bestie. I'd be likethat bitch dumb as fuckah. But I
don't hate you. I like you. I mean, I don't dislike you.
I think it's emotional. I thinkbecause it is emotion, what were

(01:12:00):
men typically dealing logic and women dealingemotion? Y'all y'all could call you'all homeboy
fat, I have motherfuck, Ihave close friends. I look at him
like yo, I just literally calledhim fat on the show. Yeah,
no problem, And I'm not goinghome and losing sleepover. I'm not gonna
have a eating disorder. But Ithink, But I think also, I

(01:12:20):
think the way men and women dealwith each other in general is just kind
of different. Like I feel likewomen we had we we are like kind
of taught, like you have tobe polite. So even if you might
think that of someone that you doukwith, you just not gonna say because
why would I want to be awoman hurting another woman's feelings that I love
I was supposed to love. That'slike I wouldn't call if I thought my

(01:12:41):
nigga was fat. I wouldn't belike you fat ass nigga. Like I
would never say that I would haveto for a man specifically, I would
just really like have to hate you. Yeah, the only time y'all could
get those emotions, really a nigga, and I don't respect you anymore,
so now I'm gonna call you.I also think that that's that's not nowadays.
I just think it's it's worse nowadaysbecause like the Coddlin is out of

(01:13:03):
control. Because put it like this, right, if if, if,
if a woman is going to afacility or a place to lose weight,
what is it called a weight lossfacility or boot camp? What's it called?
If a kid goat cam fat camp, we will caddle a fucking grown
ass woman. We'll call the kidfat to they face, we'll call it

(01:13:26):
a fat camp. It'd be abig sign up to be fucking fat camp
for fat kids, for fat fox. But for women, we gotta say
we gotta protect her like her fragileloft or black and white like bitch,
we called them women in gaze likebro, we don't even say, we

(01:13:50):
don't even say, uhh. Nowwe call them plus sized models. Listen,
bitch, let me tell you plussized model something. Right. You're
not a model, you could be, You're no, No, you're not
a model. Okay, you're justa person to try on the dress.
So another fat girl, because seehow she possibly looks in it. Yo,

(01:14:11):
this nigga is bugget. I'm keepingit a thousands plus sized women.
You're beautiful, bottle, you're fat, and you're a models and plus sized
models. Right. What they're tellingyou is that now listen, there's some
thick women out there. And alsois the lines give blow between thick and
fat, Like they'll say, ohlittle stick, no, little fat,
bro. You know who knows thick. But like like Jill Scott, that's

(01:14:32):
a that's a big titties though,that's a thin line. Jill Scott is
also fat. She's not fat,Okay, Juela fat, She's just no,
she's not, bro. Queenlativa's fat. I've seen her with I chop
off. I've seen her. I'veseen her her titties out. I think,
I do think what makes Jill Scottand Queen Latifa maybe they are.

(01:14:57):
I think you're also biased if yourespect somebody or you think attracted. Let
me show your proportion. Let meshow your proportion it. Let me shure
what proportions do the correct proportion?Dude, does you know who Bracey Bone
is? No, watch this,let me show you something now. Oh
yeah, I dude, she's thebitch with the huge asses to do and
she's rand no, no, no, no. You see what I'm saying
that she's bigger than Jill Scott.Nigga. Yeah, but it's in her

(01:15:18):
eyes, it's her proportions. Looklook at this, but look, her
stomach is flat. Of course itwas. She has a flat stomach.
Look at this. It is crazy. I'm in love for her. But
you know what she was. Shewas a fat ass woman who got her
stomach done and kept the bottom thesame. That's that's beautiful. See.
So proportions will prevent people from callingyou fat. You see what I'm saying,

(01:15:42):
because look at her. That looksgood. Yeah, but if that
is insane. But really, ifyou saw that from the back and she's
just had on like a big Tshirt, you wouldn't think she was a
fat person. That is, andshe's beautiful too. You can't see,
yo, she's so big. Herass is so big, she got to
buy two plane tickets. But Igotta do. Look at that. That

(01:16:04):
don't even look real like a cartoon. Yeah that's great. Okay, so
so how could But this is mything. Proportions is what make you with
us. Makes a color person fat, I think, well, that's somebody
fat and stomach around stomach. That'swhy Queen is not fat. I like
slapping like little look little, AndI'm all about female empowerment and people being

(01:16:27):
happy in the skin that they're inbut me personally, it's certain things that
I just don't want to see.Like I don't want to see this naked,
but I probably I also don't wantto see her naked, but I
also don't want to see Drew Skynaked either. You know what I'm saying,
It's just people. People can befat. I don't think that you're
saying anything positive or negative. Ithink that fat is just a characteristic of
somebody, just like a preference.I think it's a preference. It's not

(01:16:50):
even I'm not even deciding if I'mattracted to that or not. I'm just
simply stating what you are foundationally.You're black, you have a beard,
you're wearing a blue hat. I'mnot saying anything about you good or bad,
right, And that's the problem.Like like now, it's like the
narratives are being rewritten to protect theperson's feelings. So and now, these

(01:17:12):
these words and these acronyms are createdto make people feel comfortable with what they
are. So they replace fat withBBW to make people feel comfortable. I'm
a BBW and I can be aplus sized model now, yeah, but
I'm also a cheezburg away from tayQ diabetes. I thought BBW isisted woman,
beautiful woman. So that's a pornoterm though, and they've become comfortable

(01:17:33):
with that, like you're not you'renot a body type, you're a fetish,
like a midget. I agree withyou up until the point where you
say they can't be models because allthe models, they are models. They
are models. These factors are models, but they're not the model of what
women want to look like certain typesof women. There's a lot of larger
Lane Bryant models could get it.Bro. Listen like all right, like

(01:17:56):
ash what's the name Ashley? She'sa plus size model. Son, She's
fucking gorgeous, son, Ashley,because I was about to bring up this
one one, this one woman,she's a plus size she she does like
every Halloween, she does like sherecreates videos. Ashley Graham. Yeah,
I know she is fucking she's nowthis face of plus sized body. But

(01:18:18):
this is plus size. Bro.When I say plus I'm talking about that.
That's fun. Bro, that's notfat. I think when they talk
about plus size and this, they'retalking about like no, but this is
what a plus sized woman is.They never show a bit with around belly,
h plus size. But there's womenwith bodies like this that's naturally built

(01:18:39):
like that. Yeah, that's nota fat girl, that's a that's a
plus sized woman. Yeah. Theycall size because she's tall and she has
wide like thighs. Right, soshe's bigger than like like ten size ten
in a not because she's fat.She's bigger than your average woman, right,
Just like they got the big andtall section for men. It's not
fat dudes, dudes who are likeseven feet tall. Yeah, so boom

(01:19:00):
what they but they what they didwas they inserted fat women into this with
that. But now I do understandcalling it what it is. But do
y'all not think that there should beinclusivity though, Like people should be included
because there's there's so many different typesof people in general. I'll give you

(01:19:21):
one. You don't inserted themselves insome bullshit like cross dressers are now calling
themselves transgender. No, you're justa weird nigga who liked the way your
wife's closed. Bro. They whathappened to them? Bron No more.
Now they still have that, andthey have drag queens and they have cross
dress queensferent, the drag queens arenot trying to be women and they're not

(01:19:45):
fighting for any rights. But whathappens is a woman like Ashley Graham who's
naturally built like that, it isbeing paired with a chick who just ate
too much. Yeah, because factgirls don't have a lane that they're not
fair, they don't give fat girls. Now you got big bitches talking about,
oh I need to get I needto get an extra seat for free
on airplane. That Gracie Bonds talkingabout that. She's the exception. She

(01:20:09):
bought her own jet because of thatshack about, like you gotta get to
motherfucking seats And it's like this,if I wouldn't fuck, you gotta pay
for the extra sya. That's theproblem with our society. And that you
said you would be embarrassed, yougotta If you gotta be sexually if I'm
not sexually attractive, if men arenot sexy attracted to you, you gotta
pay. That's the problem. Itall comes down to what niggas are attracted

(01:20:32):
to. If niggas are gonna callsomebody fat, all right, watch this.
Watch women do the same thing though, right, because because if a
dude you're attracted to, jumping yourd ms like, damn you fine as
hell. You'll probably be like,thank you. But if an ugly motherfucker
who looked like a predator do it, he they did the same thing,
but because he's sexually appealing. I'mnot saying you personally, but women,

(01:20:58):
but women, you know when I'mnot in a relationship, I'm in a
relationship. That's my status all thetime. I really don't be fun.
I want you pretty privileged, allright, listen, I want to be
I want you to be the spokespersonfor women right now. If women are
physically attracted to a guy, hegets perks over a guy who's ugly,
because it could be this old fiftysomething ye o man, bald and drooling

(01:21:20):
like damn mind you sexy. She'dbe like, hey, get out of
here, you fucking creep. Butthere's the line between flirtation. No,
they've used the same exact words,same same fucking punctuations. Whether you're Marris
Chestnut or you just Forrest Whitaker.Right, if you a good looking niggas,
women do the same exact thing wedo. If you're a fat,
ugly chick, you pay for theextra seat. But if you Gracie Bone

(01:21:44):
we're giving you the seat. No, I get that, and I do
feel like I do feel like regard. You're right in the cobblin And that's
where I do think shit gets unfairwhen it comes to men and women.
I be look, i'd be wearingmy cape for niggas. Now, I
feel like what a feminist sweater iscrazy because I'm not a feminist? Are
you wearing ironically, I'm wearing itbecause I had a video shoot one time

(01:22:05):
and I just needed a black sweaterand I forever twenty one didn't have all
black, and so I just gotsomebody got this for me because they now
swimming one time. I'm never gonnaannounce me women. I'm a motherfucking woman,
But I'm not a feminist for sure. No, No, I'm never
gonna be. I'm never gonna bethe one that say I don't need a
man, I don't want him,none of that. Nigga. That is

(01:22:28):
insane that that's even a thought.It's insane that that's a thought on either
side, because it'd be a thoughton either side. But like, if
we really think about it, everybodyneed everybody, But you do know only
you do know only only only uglywhite women and black women say that like
black women are the only racist womenthat shoot on black they sit on their

(01:22:49):
own race. Yeah, there's noChinese women that like, I ain't no
man, no, no, youknow what, I probably get fucking killed
because you know what nasty. Youknow what's so nasty to me, bro,
It's so nasty to me that Imay not say it, but they
all just really not even with them. Know what's nasty to me is that

(01:23:09):
a man's worth has become how muchmoney he has. In this day and
age, right, Niggas money arethe worst. I'm the worst niggas in
the world. Niggas with money arenot because there's things that come along with
that you gotta deal with. Youdon't have a choice. I feel like
niggas with money are the most villainous. And that's the thing because you don't

(01:23:31):
have to, but you will,you will pump fake yourself into dealing with
it because you want, you wantto keep up what I mean, why
you don't have to, but butyou know, he's like that, that's
that comes along with the breath.Because because as a nigga with money,
certain things are thrown in your direction. As a man, and that as

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a man, you know you can'tsay no to Yeah, you know you
got you got access to all thebest Restaura. But watch this though,
right, as a as a manof means, right, you are,
every man want the same thing.They just they just don't have the means

(01:24:15):
to obtain it, right, right, So so a dude would mean a
broke nigga probably gotta buy some pussy. Watch this, The niggas will get
this is this is insane And ladies, if you don't know this, and
I'm looking at you on the cameraout there in the world, right,
Niggas with a lot of money typicallydon't spend a lot of money for pussy
because a lot of dudes with alot of bread, they kind of flock

(01:24:36):
to us in the hopes of gettingsome of the money we have. So
you don't got to give a bitnothing because think about it, like a
nigga like a famous basketball player.Right, you think these niggas is giving
these girls money, They just wantto be around them. Can I offer
a pushback on that? Sure,I think that the same amount of money

(01:24:57):
is being spent. But because anigga is broke, two hundred dollars is
a lot to him. So he'slike, Yo, I'm doing a lot
for this woman, whereas a richnigga, two hundred dollars is nothing.
That's like twenty dollars for him.So he's showing this girl a whole lifestyle.
He's buying. Uh, let's sayhe buys two bottles in the club.
He took her out for dinner,and he spent five hundred dollars seven
hundred dollars that night. But sevenhundred dollars is like seventy dollars. He's

(01:25:19):
spending the same thing as if shewasn't there. Right, So my nigga's
popping bottles in the club, right, we popping bottles. We're popping those
bottles whether those girls are there ornot. Right, So they're gonna show
up and they get the perks ofbeing around. Well what I'm we're not
giving them anything though. But alsoit's not always a situation where you and
your niggas is out and y'all poppingbottles. It'll be a nigga dad ass

(01:25:40):
be like, you want to comeout tonight, Yeah, bring your homegrown
right flexes right right, right,right right. But that's not even a
flex for him, but I'm nottalking about for the nigga same out of
his pocket, but for the woman'smentality. She like, Yo, I'm
used to dealing with this broke niggawho'll be moaning and groaning about two hundred
dollars. This nigga just popped sevenhundred dollars and he didn't say shit about
it. I like hanging out withthis type nigga because it's nothing for him.

(01:26:04):
So where that nigga he also didn'tspend money because it's not really money
to him. That nigga got bread. She's gonna look at it like,
Yo, this guy is willing togo above and beyond for me, but
he's really not. He's really spendingpennies on you because it's an easier fix.
Can we also, because I knowy'all maybe the niggas that don't do

(01:26:26):
this, but let's not ever getit misconstrued that niggas with money don't fucking
spend money to and lead with thatdifferent life. I lived the whole different
life when I was in Atlanta.We talked about this, We talked about
this last week. Let me tellyou something. A nigga who lead with
money, it's just as corny asthe nigga because if you have nothing to

(01:26:50):
I talked about this. I neverhave you ever seen me flex or talk
about bread. I don't even talkabout bread. People don't know what kind
of car drove. They don't knowmy house, like they don't know how
much jewelry I got. I nevertalk about that shit ever, and never
had to because even as a brokenigga, I was already getting women.
A lot of niggas do that becausethey never got women until they got money.

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Niggas be real collballs. Un theynever got no pussy. Women was
never attracted to them, so theylead with the money. But also it
broke niggas begin pussy too. Yougotta be you either have money or you
got a good dick. Allegedly,No, you could be charming and charismatic.
I don't got money or good dick. I'll be getting pussy all the
time. You're funny though, Yeah, I'm say but no, but wash

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this though, wash this though,And I'm not trying to play you.
Do you get women or do youget the women that you won? Because
niggas know they lane right, soboom when I didn't have my lane right,
Okay, see when I was broke, there were certain women I wouldn't
even play myself him and I gota chance for her. But when you
get a little ball of money,you can flex that in different ways.

(01:27:56):
I stay in the six and sevensrats, right. Corey Hokom said it
best. Corey HULKM said, alot of niggas don't got to tell me
how much money he got, becauseI can tell much money got by your
woman, right, because you seehow a lot of these niggas first baby
mother look crazy, look crazy.I don't have a baby mother. I
don't want niggas check it out.You can tell what you know. I'm
not about to say they first babymother, like niggas be having multiple kids.

(01:28:17):
And if your first baby mother issome monster, we know what type
of ship you was on. Youwasn't really getting those shorties like that.
I stayed with the sixes and sevens. I stay in my range. Eight
will take advantage of me. Mostsixes and sevens get the husbands. Sorry,
pretty girls, look it's pretty privileged, like a motherfucker, because but

(01:28:38):
you know what a lot of guysdon't know, like friends, I've seen
her with a monster before, andI was bro, you was out with
a bucket of but I'm talking aboutI'm talking about like publicly, like this
is me type ship. That's whatniggas be getting misconstrued, Like it's like
who knows what it wasn't money.I know that definitely wasn't money. So

(01:29:00):
I'm like, either she don't knowa four potential or this nigga got g
was he like a Drew Ski nigHe was like fat no no, no,
no, no, no, definitelynot fair. He wasn't. And
the crazy thing is I literally neverever said he was attractive. He just
was cool. He was cool,like we vibed, we liked the same
shit, you know what I mean. And I had been with nice looking
niggas, I had been with niggaswith money before, and I was like,

(01:29:23):
was like, now I'm done withthat these niggas. No, it
was just like I'm gonna just giveIt wasn't nothing to do with that.
I was like, I'm gonna justtry something different, and I did and
it didn't work out, and yeah, I was cool because then the thing
also, the thing you also haveto realize sometimes soon when trying to try
something different is people in general haveinsecurities and I know I'm a beautiful woman,

(01:29:48):
humbly speaking, not fuck all thathum single. But when when a
lot of times when a nigga thatdon't that realized or doesn't think he's in
your league gets with you, theyhave a different type of level of insecurity.
That would be the you know whatI mean, like you tripping off

(01:30:10):
And it wouldn't even be like i'mpbecause you used to see how I used
to move on stage and ship.I never used to get no pushback from
that. It was just different likelevels of insecurity, like I gotta I
got to make you believe I'm aman. So like if I as your
woman, if I'm like, Iain't with that ship like he ain't gonna
do that for your man, Likeno nigga, And I wouldn't do this
for the for another nigga either.I'm just not with that. What type

(01:30:31):
of stuff you know, like shouldlike you might just not be in the
mood the fuck you know what I'msaying, Like r R, I might.
I never forget you Remember when Itoured Europe. I don't know if
you remember that that was lifeless,That was that was such a big thing
for me, And it wasn't evensomething that I was trying to fund with

(01:30:53):
my money or money that was likea golf like I was raising money for
that. And I got so muchbacklife ash from my partner, who is
supposed to be supporting me. Youwant me gone, like you're going to
see in that episode of Save bythe Bell, wasn't want Kelly. So
it was like it was it'll justbe shipped like that, you know what
I mean? Or all right,I'm done with you now. You you

(01:31:15):
think you're finna try to flex onme with a with another bitch that's like
a like a knockoff of me,a bitch that was a fan, another
light skin that was Yeah, that'scrazy, not another light skin, light
eyes, not even comparable, honestly. Uh, but you're gonna try to
you know, you're gonna try toflex on me with a fan. Yeah,
that's crazy, that's wild as fuck. And then and then me not

(01:31:39):
reacting in the manner that you thinkI should because it's really not getting to
me, because you know what's illson and I like that she said that,
let me tell you something, I'venever had an X when we broke
up. She did better now andI'm keeping it a thousand and nigga and
more. Nigga. You gotta thinkI'm full circle. Bro. I just

(01:32:01):
have that level of confidence with myselflike I'm talking about bread. Uh h.
Father, Yeah you have, youhave it all except for emotional These
niggas. That's cat. That's cat. These niggas listen. You know how
many girls I used to funk withwill hit me up and be like this
nigga doesnet sent me your video?That? Yo? You know how fucking

(01:32:25):
good that? Like a chick whoplays you in the past and her new
man follows you as a fan.Yeah, I get that before. That
ship is amazing. Yeah, thetwo chicks ago, two ex's I hooked
up with, she hit me uplike yo, I'll be I'd be so
mad. First thing I do whenI wake up in the morning, I
come to the bathroom and this niggascrolling through your videos like yo, sending
me your videos like this niggas hilariousand she's like rolling her eyes like nig

(01:32:49):
I used to fuck with. Unbeknownstto that nigga, I felt great,
amazing my videos is. Are wegonna make a decision tonight? I like
I don't. I don't want tolook no further. I feel like I
feel like we shouldn't be prisoners atthe moment. Yeah no, I feel
like I think we should deliberate anddelegate. Uh okay, it's co host

(01:33:13):
matters and we got to produce ittoo. I want to I want to
know what the viewers thing. Iwant to know what the audience thing.
I like the vibe, you knowwhat I like? And I gotta be
sh shout out to my last coldshe mother, chincks beautiful, she had
a baby. Congratulation on the baby. She moved away kind of far like
I did. Definitely wanted her backon the show. But you know what,
she's ethnic and she Panamanian. Salutethe Panama and Chinese. She's a

(01:33:36):
fire. I wanted a black girl. I want a black girl, right,
black girl's rock because I'll be gettingblack lash for that ship. Yeah,
you're a bunch of mixed kids.And listen, I'm a black man.
We top of the food chain.We got to pick of the litter.
I like who liked me and asa New York cat, A lot
of times Southern chicks don't be diggingNew York niggas yeah, you know that

(01:33:58):
right. I can't bag a blackgirl in my life, which is wild
to me because I swear growing up, especially when Dip said it not like
nigga. We couldn't. Me andmy crew couldn't wait to get the mother.
Let me tell you something. Blackgirls in the South when I first
came out here, fucking hate me. What South here here? Florida,
Atlanta. I want when I wasand I was in Atlanta, they love

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me. Maybe it was just Florida, Atlanta, Louisiana. Because here's the
thing, Florida niggas got their ownidentity. Florida niggas gotta gotta like and
when it comes to the South,Florida niggas have their own ship, like
and I would think they're the onlylike you know, when niggas say the
South, like kind of like theSouth is bonded together like Atlanta, Alabama,

(01:34:47):
but Florida don't call they don't saySouth. I feel like Louisiana too,
Like it's it's his own world.Florida, Like Florida got their own
world. So the girls in Floridalike Florida guys, they don't say Southern
niggas. It's like Florida like Florida, like the Wicks permanent they got they
got their own wing. That's butthat's a Florida like Florida, got their

(01:35:11):
own type of dudes. Black girlsdo not like me out here. I
didn't. I can see that.Black gutly only date white girls. They're
like, yo you no, no, no, you're not dead, asked
when I first mentioned I know youwas like from from California, was like
an l A nigga. Yeah,black girls like l A niggas well,

(01:35:32):
I guess. I guess it dependson niggas. I mean if you like,
you got like a Black girls justlike tough niggas. And I'm not
tough, but they like their daddyor they their daddy. They didn't.
You know, black girls want toBlack girls want a nigga to crash out.
But you know what's crazy, mydaughters don't. I'm glad they don't.

(01:35:54):
My daughters date very different type ofguys bro like and I love it.
They right pull like this the wayI am. I'm not like that
with my daughters. Like my daughtersare not impressed by nothing, son because
I've always given them what like,like my daughter's not impressed with red Lobster,
Like, nah, they going differentplaces, their vacations is different,

(01:36:15):
their gifts are different. So it'slike you gotta really come correct and they're
not the one thing I never preachedto my daughters, and no father's ever
gonna do that with his daughters.Get a nigga with money, that's single
mother shit, like a real fatherain't saying it. Make sure he got
money. I didn't. Huh.Fathers say that, No, but you
don't. But I don't say thatthough became play like this. Right.

(01:36:38):
So my daughter, she's twenty one, she still lives with me, right.
Her boyfriend when I met him andhe shook my hand, he didn't
because I look young. So theydon't come a lot of times, they
don't come to you with respect.They come to you like, oh yeah
he's cool, Like I'm cool.B what's up? Man? When you
do that shit? Fuck out ofhim, fuck out of my house,
nigga. But he came with howyou doing, sir, blah blah blah

(01:37:00):
blah. He got a good job, He got a decent job. He
don't make that much money. Buthe's a fucking man. The way he
treats my daughter they don't got nothingto do with his money, because I
can see his potential. She ain'tgot no money. So why would I
want my daughter to date Darren fromfucking you stump the yard and shit?
I would want her to date thenigga that was on the lawnmower, the

(01:37:21):
Columbus short nigga. Remember Meghan Goodleft the rich nigga for the nigga on
the lawnmower because he's treated different.Yeah, nigga, I'm like, yo,
So what's your mother? Yo?This nigga mother and father still together.
I'm like, yeah, of course, gay, he got more rules,
bro, He work, He takecare of his family like, he
helps his family out. Like,I don't care if this nigga got because

(01:37:42):
first of all, let's be realistic. What twenty one your niggas runing around
with money? He don't got nomoney, a stream of or some ship,
but then him he cheating? Heain't ship, bro, Like I
want my daughter date a viral sensation, a nigga viral. How well,

(01:38:04):
listen, what's who we are?I went forty and god damn, so
listen, y'all got any clothing,uh, statement? Anything? Anything?
I want to cover before we closethe show, Nigga, I just want
to say, Uh, these singingniggas our body and all these rat niggas,
it's it's light skin season. I'mnot even a light skinned nigga,

(01:38:24):
but I'm I'm rapping for the lightskins right now. Nigga. Wait,
what So do y'all think it is? Okay? So I did, now
that I think about it. Idid hear his a part of his where
they played the portion of takeoff?So did he ai? And that are
y'all thinking that? I think itwas recorded, but it wasn't. For

(01:38:45):
Chris Brown. It was just awhy that ship took me out when I
read it. I want to wecan play it real quick before we in
the show, because I just feltlike it was funny, Like why you
because, well, here's the thing. Chris Brown mentioned takeoff I know,
and I like that he used.I liked that he used take off for
the hook. He wasn't did thehook, So I like that Chris Brown

(01:39:06):
did that. Chris Brown's verse washard. A lot of people don't know
Chris Brown carapped though he's always He'salways been a great rapper, I think,
but I like Kavos better let metell you why because of the content.
He said, Nigga, you alwaysready to crash out over bitch,
so I don't care what first ofall, and it's on Chris Brown said,

(01:39:30):
Yeah, you fucked my ex bitch, but I fucked your bitch while
you was with nigga. You're awhole ass nigga for that. You was
my man and you I don't underI don't know what I'm really over here,
all right. Allegedly Chris Brown ismad that who he's been broken up

(01:39:54):
with for at least love, Butthat's the one that's the nigga. You
don't get no pass for crashing out. You're a bitch ass nigga for that.
Bro, that's crazy. Yeah,you're a bitch ass nigga for crashing
it over your axe. Listen,I'll crashed out over my baby moms.
What if it's a chick I actuallyjust fucked with for years? Nigga,
She open season, naw yo,everybody got that smart like yo, I
love her. She's off limits youmy nigga. Yeah, okay, fun,

(01:40:17):
okay, watch this. If youfucked my ex, I'm not gonna
go fuck your ax. Bro.Yeah, I'm not doing that like,
how you gonna but would you feelsome type of way depends on which X,
depends on which what if I don'twhat if you don't know that's my
ex? Like that? All right? Defense, I'm telling you from experience

(01:40:40):
over my girl and you don't knowbetter. I'm not going to crash out
over it, right, you knowyou don't know better? Know better?
What if? What if I findout you was trying to fuck my ex
while we were together or after thefact that, Yeah, nigga, that's
fair because I honestly recently just hada situation where someone that I know,

(01:41:04):
I was liking, somebody that Iused to deal with, and I was
like ship for I like, gofor because I know I know girl code
is like very much so it's different. Yeah, but like it wasn't my
EXX. Like a nigga that Ilike, you know what I'm saying.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, you know, me and

(01:41:26):
me and me and Homie used tohave a thing at one point, like
motherfucking ten years ago. I don'thear cool niggas go for it. But
here's my thing, right, thereare certain guys go by different codes,
right this like this women outnumber us, so none time lit ten. If
you have a type, it ain'tthat many of them fences right in this

(01:41:48):
city right now, right, Iknow what your situation is, right if
you if that wasn't to work out, the next nigga probably be one of
his boys. No, no,no, not the You would know though,
mm hmm. You wouldn't know thatthis is boy though, he would
you if you have a type likeHe's right. So I'm a New York

(01:42:10):
nigga, right, well, that'swhat I'm saying. Let me let me
finish me and all my niggas,every guy, right, you know who
the guys saying? You know,all the guys, all the New York
niggas, all the guys with moneyin the city. You notice we all
kind of like, yeah, weall together, right, But I feel
like that's obvious, So it wouldI be for me, it would obviously
be. If you're a certain typeof nigga. You probably know that nigga.

(01:42:33):
And and to be honest, ifI left that nigga, I probably
don't want to fuck with another nigga. Like girls do that. As soon
as they did they break up withthey look for a new type. They're
like yo, I can't be withthis, but I will say, well,
at least for me, it's notalways just that one dealing with that
one type of nigga. Like justbe like I'm type. I'm someone that's

(01:42:56):
dealt with multiple niggas that are ofthe same right, because guys, now
you're previous and it is that thatis extreme. But prior to that,
like I said, I moved hereby way of Atlanta. I lived a
completely different life in Atlanta. Soeven even though that was an extreme,
that wasn't something new to me.She was thinking mad dl niggas a ship

(01:43:18):
in Atlanta. I mean, becauseAtlanta's gay possibly nigga I wouldn't never know,
but bro, Atlanta. So anytimeI go to Atlanta, Bro,
I gotta cuff myself to my carson what they go crazy? I don't
think. I don't they. Idon't put nothing past nobody. I'm saying

(01:43:42):
this right, I'm saying this likethat because it's so many single women in
Atlanta. Bro, if you goto Atlanta, nigga, you don't get
a girl within the first week,you're a boso. I went there with
my respectfully, you're a bo therewith my girl. I had to pee.
I went into a hotel that wasn'tmine. In the lobby, a
girl was like, yoh, what'sgood with you for me? And yo,
I would My girl was in thecar stop me. She was the

(01:44:05):
first only girl to ever holler atme. She was like, YO,
put your put your mouth on myphone, put you up on my phone.
The women is aggressive out there,bro, aggressive aggressive gays and aggressive
women. Bro. I've been whatmade me scared. This is when I
realized Atlanta was a real problem.My home. Grand boded me out to
a club. I've been to thisclub you was at in Atlanta. If
your mind, well, I've doneMarietta College Park, Atlanta. Yeah,

(01:44:33):
but I went to a club.I've been to this club a million times.
Shorty didn't tell me. It waslike gay night or some ship.
So I'm in there and I'm seeingniggas that I would look like me,
look like like niggas that muscles.And when I noticed these niggas gyrating to

(01:44:54):
each other like I was, it'scrazy. My sister, my sister,
My sister did me filthy one night, take the back and it's it was
so bad that a nigga tried toholler at me in the club, and
I was like, are you gay? Because it seems like that's the night
we're on, and why are youhere? Why are you here because you're
not a bouncer, Like, what'sgoing on? Are you by? Yeah?
So you're doing the Benson because what'shappening? Yeah, you would have

(01:45:17):
with a by nigga, you wouldhave. You don't buy niggas. I've
never come across one to my knowledge, got it? Oh, hold on,
I like that question because that's adouble standing I'm very comfortable with.
I can see how another woman canfind another woman beautiful because women are the
most beautiful thing ever at So yeah, I like, I'm attracted to women

(01:45:39):
who like women, right, I'mnot. I'm not against different nigga because
the most feminine thing a man coulddo. I feel like I wouldn't judge
a guy if he was honest aboutbeing by, But that would be a
that would be a completely different subjectin realm that I would have to rectify
our reconcile wreck them. Sorry reconI don't know. I don't know,

(01:46:05):
you bottle, I don't know ifI what if he dudes though, I
don't know, I don't know reallyyou can't confidence. I thought you would
be the type of nigga to belike buy niggas don't exist if you buy
you gay? No, no,I do believe that I knew you was
that type of Okay, okay,well, I think if you take a
nigga, I think you're gay.Bro. Here's the thing, fighting a

(01:46:28):
niggas, fully given, I thinkmy struggle would be like if someone said
to me that, maybe like youcare what people think. No, no,
no, no no no. I'msaying like if a guy, if
I was like dealing with a guyand we was new, fresh or whatever,
he told me like he like mayhave had an experience, Like I
feel like I don't really know whatI would do. I don't really know
what I would do in that regard. But if a nigga was like a

(01:46:51):
I like you, but I'm alsocurrently still fucking niggas, like, I
don't think that I would be ableto do. I think at any point
I think any I feel like that'swhere it becomes unfair. No, let
me ask you this. If you'reat waffle House and a nigga and you're
out there with your man and somenigga name and up up and be like,

(01:47:11):
hey, Yo, aren't you youRodney Yo used to fuck me in
my eyes back in the day.You feeling so uncomfortable by that, Yeah,
you're going to have to I feellike I feel like you. I
feel like it would be no,no, listen, it would be more
intense. It would be more intensethan it would be if a bitch came
up to my nigga. And youknow what I'm saying, because because for
me as a woman, I wantto be able to know what the fuck

(01:47:33):
has going on. So I ain'tnever surprised. Can't nobody shouldn't nobody ever
be able to come to me andtell me some ship that I don't know
used to take it crazy, butthat ship, that shit would probably really
fuck with me and have me secondguess in my entire relationship. I think
I'm not gonna be I'm not gonnalie about it like nigga. I'm probably

(01:47:53):
really gonna sit at home and belike, I don't know if I could
do this. I think at anygiven point, if a nigga it took
some dick or suck some dick,did anything with a dick, you're homosexual,
bro took some dick. So isit different? I don't think it
could be sexual? Is it differentthan they took dick versus gay dick?
Because I always wondered. I alwayswonder if that's a difference. I mean,

(01:48:15):
I don't want I don't want tojail niggas out here. Yeah for
sure like that, but just haveto do what he had to do.
That make a different Like if anigga was in jail and he was sucking
dick, does that make it different? Crazy? I think you could be
gay at a certain point. Washthis and we can't show the minute.
Look, maybe you could try it, like bitches, try wash this.

(01:48:38):
Watching somebody asking a question, right, they said, like, yo,
for a billion dollars, would youa billion? Would you fuck your best
friend? Right? Eat it?Anything? A billion? Let me finish,
let me let me explain something.You can say yeah, right,
but the body don't lie? Wasright? Well, my dick, your
heart right, that's the thing.Could you get hard? You can say

(01:49:02):
yeah, because now you're doing itfor money, right, So I understand
that. I'm not saying I agreewith it, but I understand the money
is enticing. She's like, damna billion, I'm a o this nigga.
But if you can go through withit, you've been wanted to him
like money can't make my dick callit? Yeah, but them a hard
dick on as but one of themstrong ye eyes closed, blue chew via

(01:49:31):
imagining a bitch because is an assI know it's I don't know. I
don't know, as I've never beenwith a nigga, you gotta ask.
Yeah, but I've been with girlshave the same type of ass as me.
That's insane. You'll never been witha white chick. These white chicks
got hard asses sometimes, what yo. Listen once again, everybody, this

(01:49:57):
is Kevin Dean. She's not tothrow the Joyside podcast or anybody else on
this. That's it. Bro.Listen. I would do a billion dollars
is crazy. For sure. Iwould do less for a trans woman.
A trans woman could get it donefor half the amout. Okay, watch
this now, what's arguable? Listen, if there's a dick there, I

(01:50:20):
can't bro. When I was akid, right, I could look past
when I was, not when Iwas when I was a teenager, right,
when sex was just like a funthing to do. There was none
intimate about it. Me and myniggas ran trained. You know what I'm
saying, Like we all girls sametime. No, no, no,
no, no, that's a that'sdouble penetration. Yeah yeah, I'm not
not none of that, nigga.I'm in the front getting head, you

(01:50:43):
in the backfucking or vice versa.Right, we could do that, but
as I got older, I can'teven hear a man's I can't even hear
a man's voice in the same house, Like you gotta be in another room
with a woman occupied. I couldn'thear my card that secret hide away because
there was yo me, No,I can't do it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm a worked. I think fire. Yeah. Ever engaged in secrets?

(01:51:08):
Yeah? Secrets? Do it smelllike? No, let's let me
say something. Let me say something. Listen. I thought it was gonna
be weird. I was gonna beweirded out by it. They make you
feel so comfortable because it's really theirnormal lives, so like you would think,
like it's gonna be weird. Youwalk, do you see somebody?
They coolest? Fuck Like, thesepeople are the coolest people ever. I'm

(01:51:30):
like, Wow, this is notas bad as I thought it would be.
I thought it's gonna be something.But now if you go down there
in the dungeons, the dungeon're goodtoo. It's the same thing that you're
talking about. It a while downthere. You gotta get butt ass,
Yeah, but they make you feelcomfortab you gotta get you gotta get done,
and you gotta get naked the minuteyou walk in there unless you're getting
like the tour, I've done itall. I fucked the old white lady

(01:51:51):
in there. I fucked that.It was great. H her fucking pussy
Pearson came out while we were sucking. She was like looking for it inside
of her because looking at his rightso so like and like, the husbands
want you to fun there if youif you're a black man and you walking
in you'reold or something like that.Yeah, after the show, I did

(01:52:11):
so good her. She came upto her husband and was like, Hey,
I'm gonna go fuck this funny guy. Is that okay with you?
He was like, yeah, gohave fun. Baby. She took me
back to No, he wasn't evenin the room, but we fucked in
a room that it's just like this. It went over. Yeah, the
window was all the all of therooms are like that. Like that.
They're all themes. Yeah, they'reall theme rooms. All the rooms of
theme, like they are like StarWars or like Purple Rain Cowboy. So

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every room got a big window likethis, either you can leave it open
so people can watch you, orbecause each room is individually owned, they
left open so you can leave itclose in and have a fun. And
then they got rooms like it wasa bed and then there's a dungeon under
the bed so you can keep likea slave in there overnight. You know
what about some crazy ship. Youknow what I'm talking about. It's like

(01:52:58):
you can no, no, it'sit's listen. If you go there with
your man, it's so dope,like you're gonna want to like just fuck
your man right in front of everybody, but nobody. It's not like people
are not gonna like just sit thereand like, oh, try to get
involved. They'll just watch you.Maybe you'll just walk by like it ain't
nothing if nothing else. It's justa cool experience, it really is.
It really is just a chill.I would recommend you going with your man

(01:53:19):
because nobody pushes nothing on you.Nobody, that's a fact. You're just
chilling in a resort. Having agood time and if you want to get
nasty, nobody's no pressure, becauseI think that's always there's no pressure.
There's no pressure. Is that niggashas just come up? Nah? Because
most people like this. So ifyou're a single man, you're not paying
no less than one hundred dollars toget in there, Like if a guy

(01:53:41):
comes, you gotta pay at leastone hundred dollars a get in there.
A single woman pays like twenty allfor if women get in for free.
If you do a couple, youpay seventy, but a couple pays like
seventy five for the whole couple.But that's because you with somebody, you
know what I mean. But ifyou just a single guy coming in there
to get no, you got topay you to like the sound like forms
and ship Yeah, oh no,you was an act and I was an

(01:54:03):
actually make them like people get testedor it's probably just a no. It's
something you like if you want to, that's up to you. You decide,
if you want to have a conyou decide every all of this is
they will be in there randomly peoplewithout condo. This is not paid for.
I don't know the resort. Thisis just a resort where anything could
happen. But these are not randompeople like they come, they're part of

(01:54:25):
a club, like they're chilling inthe pool, they go into events,
they cod to the comedy show,they're done or whatever. But all you're
doing it's just a hotel you're stayingat where it's a nude hotel. You
could you could be naked in there, and then they have facilities if you
want to get right, you couldget It's literally no pressure. They're not
like, oh you know, everybodycome around, and it's not like it's

(01:54:45):
not like some Illuminati ship like firstof a ninety people, they are unfuckable.
Yeah, it's some ugly ass oldredneck couples. Ain't really no young
attracted a couple of other attractors.So if you were young, if you
were attractive, like if you ifyou're a black man and you walking there,
you're late, Yeah, they onyou. I've seen a chick put

(01:55:09):
a strap on on for an eventat a party, at a pool party,
and she fucked this girl on thepool on a pool chair and made
her come, made her squirt threetimes. It's a bitch of squirt and
all over everybody at the pool,and then they were like, Hey,
who else wants to get fucked likethis chick? And girls in the pool
or raising their hands. Yo,random girls are coming out from everywhere,

(01:55:30):
and yo, in this chick.She was so good at what she did.
She made the second and the thirdgirl squore. The one thing I
would never do is I would neverget in that pool. Son, I'm
not getting it. When you walk, that's the first thing you see is
the big ass. I'm not steppingfoot in that pool, nigga. I'm
getting in. But I grew uparound white people. You ain't go around
white comb nigga. We almost wealmost two hours in and this was a

(01:55:56):
long show, which means it wasa good show. I saw you feel
about how do you feel about theshow before we I feel good. I'm
fucking with it. I like it. I like to pop. You see
yourself being a permanent fixture on theshow. Yeah, because this is every
week. We film every Wednesday,drop every Friday. Kevin is the new
co host, so we revamped thewhole show. If you watch the show

(01:56:16):
in the past, I have myin house studio. This is about the
fourth studio change. But now thisis this is owned. This is uh,
this is our studio. If you'rea part of this is our studio.
We own this. This is notno, this is self made,
this is self funded. This isedited in house. This is dropped in
the house. We have no backups. We got a couple of sponsors that's

(01:56:40):
on the way. But you know, but I think this is a dope
situation. If we were to makeyou a permittent, you know, well,
you know, I mean, Ifeel like the decision has already been
made. But you know, letme know. And if you want me
here, I'll be here. Youheard the Louisiana You heard it? Yeah?

(01:57:02):
Can you can you hit that?Alia? Oh no, you don't
know. She could sing it oneid. And also also I discussed something with
cav and we're gonna start it probablywith the next couple of weeks. Were
starting the segment back up. Andas an artist, you'll probably appreciate this.
So there was a segment on theshow where we used to have it

(01:57:24):
was called smoking a Booth. WhenI had another studio, we had a
booth and we would bring artists inand display their new music. So at
every show up until these I wasplaying two new songs, two songs each
episode. So now I want tohave artists, local artists all over the
world submit their music to us,and we play it sometime in the show

(01:57:46):
and we rated. I was aboutto say critique. Oh, for sure,
we're gonna let it. We're gonnabe very let them when we do
the promo for that, We're gonnalet them know. Like listen, if
your ship trash to one of us, we're gonna say it. And it's
not it's a cute try man likedon't quit your day job type ship.
Who's your mixer master, Randy Jackson? Let's go and but can we wrap

(01:58:13):
this up? Because I do gotit all right, So listen, this
has been an episode two eight inthe Bucks. I want to think Ray
for coming through sitting down with us, or we thank you Kevin Dean.
But it's a two eight of theBucks. We will see y'all next week.
Let's get it. Shout out theFreido cash All jokes aside, writer
creator of the theme song Let's go, whoa we have to get one of

(01:58:38):
the one. Thanks afraid of whatwe can? Just what you said Capital
that's crazy Me and Pop Ray togetherwatchington work a lie. Me and Jan
boil out sweet when we got Hellohalls inside. I'm the ship. I'm
the ship. Bit your side,I'm the ship. I'm the ship.

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Until next week. We will seeyou, same time, same place,