Episode 213: Name Dropping

In this episode, the team talk about lame guys on TV, erectile dysfunction, the biggest meat in the world, and much more!!!

Episode Transcript

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First of all, cheating always makesyour girls coochy better sense, Yeah,
it make you appreciate you. Yeah, because when you go back you know
what I mean. Let me sayyou saying, right, if your man,
if you're sexy, you know,go with your man and like one
day is just phenomenal. Yeah,yeah, we got some box. Don't
be putting stuff like that in women'sheads, bro, that that's something for

(00:22):
you to know, for you toknow and not saying now that's how that's
why bitches are crazy, not you, ra, No, no, no,
that's not why women are crazy.Women are crazy because women are crazy.
No, women are crazy because theyhear a bunch of these little jokes
and then they know there's some truthto all of them, so that all
of their knowledge that they get fromthe world are all these little this nigga
always find a way to absolve y'allhave accountability always, bro, Like,

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come on, let's stop making excuses, bro, Yo, you don't think
if a woman hears that and she'slike, yo, will is a credible
source? I yo, why waswhy was your dick so amazing today?
And the nigga could have just putin a hundred that the same apply for
men. What do you mean?See now, No, I want to
understand, want to elaborate. Okay, So if the same thing happened in
reverse, Yeah, with a woman'sspilling the beans about things men do.

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What with the same would you havethe same energy for a man? Yeah?
I would. I would think thatyou're a clown ass nigga if you're
believing shit like that. Well soI think. I think that women are
a lot of oftentimes global and naive. Why so, see you see what
he did, then he's a chauvinnessand a and a coddler. I'm not

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trying to coddle. Hello. Hello, can you hear Okay, I can't
hear you from Hello? Hello?Hello? There you go? There you
go go. Anyway, let's startthe show so we can continue. Matter
of fact, before I start theshow, me and keV had a debate
on whether Jerry curls and As curlswere the same thing. Hey, it

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was good, y'all. I'm sayingthat it's the same thing. I just
think it's two different brands. Ibelieve that the curl is a different style.
It is a different spiral curl.No, most s curls short hair
no, no, Jerry curR isusually longer hair. But I think it's
the same shape. Just one hislong hair, one is short hair.

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Have you ever they look different?Well, yeah, because people who got
Jerry cus the ship usually long likeMichael jackson Ice cue was long. Have
you ever seen like how a Jerrycurls made? So first of all,
they put the cream in your hair, it's like a relaxer. Then they
roll it, then they put youunder a hair dry it's Jerry curl like
you gotta go get it done.You have to that home. You can't

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do a Jerry curl at home.I less you. I'm about to find
I hear what you're saying, becausethey're both a cream. They're both a
former relaxer. It's just like adifferent perm. But what the Jerry s
curl is a it's a type ofrelaxer. It's a text riser. They
use a text riser in your hair. But a Jerry curl you actually going

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and getting stuff done. You yourhair is curled up it Why does he
give me this? Okay, let'ssee. Is a Jerry curl the same
es curl, similar to a woman'spermanent curl, is a plot. He's
relaxed and containing to lie and likea Jerry curR requires continue you some specialized

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It is the same thing, bro, This nigga just sees the word like
And I started the conversation by saying, yes, they are similar, Yes
they are very similar, but they'renot the same thing. Jerry curR literally
requires like multiple steps. You can'tjust put the ship in your hair and
then your hair is like Michael Jackson's. So I saw you said you had

(03:40):
a Jerry her before. Yes,Bro, if it's the picture I'm thinking
about on your page that that wasfucked up? Did you got yourself hold
on what? Now? I don'tknow what picture you're talking about. It
was trash, bro, Like yougot several pictures with some crazy hit dudes.
You have the mushroom ship. Yes, I saw a couple of nasty
dudes you had, But if it'sone with a bat, you had a
really bad curls I had. Ihad an ask curl frow for a while.

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So no, that's what I'm talkingabout. That's that's not a Jerry
Okay. Next, what year wasthat? Probably between like two thousand and
four, curt in two thousand andanything that's insane in middle school. Yo,
in middle school, I went toa school full of Puerto Rican kids

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and all the Puerto Rican no,no, no, no, all the
Puerto Rican niggas who was getting gettingplayed with the ladies. They all had
the curls, but it was thenatural hair because that's because they're Spanish.
So I was like, I wasa Michael Jackson fan and I was trying
to get played. So I startedlooking into s curls, texturizers and one
time I went to Sally's and theyhad an old bottle of box Jerry curl

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from the eighties, and I put, I did it myself, nigga,
and my hair was stinky. Youever went to like a salon and they
got that nasty chemical spell. Let'sget a little psychological here. Now here's
the thing. You think they likedthem because of their hair because there was
Puerto Rican. There was a lotof Puerto Rican people at the school that
was not getting played. But theniggas with the curls specifically shout out to

(05:08):
my boy Jovi. He had thelocked curls, and all the shorties were
like, oh, I want toplay with your hand. But I think
it's a combination of the color oftheir skin and their hair. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure it didn't work outfor you. I mean I started getting
pretty. I wouldn't say. Iwouldn't say the curls made me like more
GQ. But having hair had ahuge impact, like being a nigga who

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had to fade his whole life versusa nigga who had curlsga fro. At
one point, it was not inday different hair. Yeah, hair was.
It was cool. You know whatI find. I've been bald so
long and it's never had an impacton whether I get women and women love
bald niggas too. Though well Ithink at a certain age women don't mine

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bald. But yeah, you know, bald nigga at thirteen, you didn't
come to school. Okay, wellwell well let me introduce the show.
Absolutely not, but I will saythis, fuck that. I will say
this though. In New York inthe nineties, having a baldy was a
style as a teenager. Yeah,like ONYX movie on right, So being

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bald, like cutting your hair offin New York City specifically was a trend
because of Michael Jordan. Like everybodywanted a baldy. I had to when
I was a kid, having abaldy was like this shit and then you
think back in it now, like, yo, wait a minute, niggas
was dead ass fourteen, Oh whata bald head. There was a punishment
for me. I got in trouble. I got caught having sex in school

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and my parents were like, we'renot gonna beat you no more. We're
gonna shave your head. So Ihad the curls. I had to ask
curl whatever. They shaved my headbald, and because it hadn't been bald
for so long, it was likedry and ashy up here. The scalp
was crazy. I don't know howniggas to this day have like a shiny
baldy. My shit was crazy.Every day I was, well, the
baldy is shiny because because hair nolonger grows. Well, y'all going out

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and getting tans and ship ah,yes, well your hair will naturally your
skinner start the tanf a while.Yeah. Like when I first got a
baldy, nigga, it didn't match. No, it was crazy. It
looked crazy, like bro. Ihad to I rub baby oil every day
on my hair like thing. NothingI could do. Well, there's never
any sun in it, So it'skind of like driving with your arm out

(07:25):
the window. You notice this sidedoarken than this? Yeah? No,
I look crazy in school for liketwo or three weeks, and then I
was I refuse to go get ashape up because I was like, why
I'm bald, I don't need it, So my hair was growing back crazy.
Well, if nobody ever told youthis, I'll be the first on
you. Your parents did you afavor. I cut that nasty ship off
your hair. One and two,you grew up in a You you lived

(07:46):
in a right place doing that.Because if you lived in New York's and
you'd have been a laughing you jumped, you'd have got your ass whooped.
I look like powder the black plowderinto two thousands, where Jerry Niggas would
have washed you. First of all, you would have been gay automatically and

(08:09):
bullied. Yeah, be believe theyweren't doing that. You'd have got you'ld
have got flamed for sure. Iwas also one of the best roasters in
the school. But that's why.But that's what would have got you beat
up, because it's having a Jerrycurl or as curR of the two thousands
and trying to defend yourself and roastsomebody when you got the jerffy girl,

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take this, it's gonna get.It's gonna especially if you're good at roasting.
Yeah, I'm gonna puck the wronghat clapping back this Jerry curR nigga
roasted niggas like this. Oh wowwow. Anyway, y'all, welcome back
to episode two hundred and thirteen ofthe Old Joke to Side Podcast. I'm
your host Will Mills aka King dirtBag and joining me today. As always,

(08:52):
we're gonna start switching up because wegotta do ladies. First, of
course, we have our beautiful cohost looking very tantalizing. Today. We
got ray a k A Honey jA k A the Green Eye Banded can't
stand it a Kawa Jack saling rightnow for len time only by what's up.

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And also we have my other cohosts joining us today, The Man
the Myth, the Legend that Jerrycurl Swirl himself, Kevin Dean aka Mister
four O seven a k A.Winnie the Pool Bear, Winnie the Pool
Bear, Sweet as you, thesweet, old silly old Winny the Pool
Why gotta be with you to Inever came in here with no pans on

(09:37):
nigga. Orlando cal Rizzy is onLet's Go, and he's here as as
him. Yes, sir, hesaid, you know what you do like
Winny the Pool this nigga every week, I look like a new nigga.
Yeah. For I was Doctor Rumareight seconds ago. You do like Docdor.
I'm I'll do the southing by soyou look you look like a friendly

(10:00):
You look like Multiverse doctor Umars,and like doctor Umar was like a super
cultured you a pc UMAs like Umar'sis this kind of okay with the snowbody.
You look like metro sexual UMAs likelike so like Multiverse UMAs are from
from Earth eighty two. Nigga,Yo, this gonna be a fun show

(10:24):
man. I'm glad to be back. We took a week off last week,
and it was my fault because Ihad a lot of shit going on.
But we are back. Nevertheless,I know you guys, miss Our
views are going up on YouTube alot. Let's Go. They're going the
podcast to everybody I talked to.So many people I talked to come up
to me and like, yo,we saw the clip, we watched the
episode. You been wilding on there. Will is so funny, rays so

(10:45):
pretty like everybody, every everybody's everybody'sloving what we're doing right now. The
pot. I'm telling you we're gonnabe the one because like I said,
Bro, it's so many simping podcast, relationship podcast and all that ship has
an expiration date. Yeah, bro, no no no. I used to
wear a fly. I used towear a fitted hat with the Jerry crow.
I thought I was I thought Iwas ice cue nigga thought he was

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yellow. I thought yo. Ithought I was easy nigga wa eryk was
long no, and it was worsebecause of it. Nigga. I tried
to I tried to comb it outso it could be a little long in
the back nigga, and it wasrough Yo. Jerry curR in the two
thousands of like if it was likea two thousands party or something like that.

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If I saw you with that,like yo, this nigga's aboriginal from
Australia was skilled with this name becauseI would have never been I would have
assumed it was your hair. Iwould have never thought a nigga was brave
enough to get it to be that. Like when you woke up and a
portal was open from eighty five andyou jumped through it like and see no
man say one time a shorty flatiron my hair. I was a big

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immature fan. I remember when Marcus, is that the picture where you got
the mushy? Yeah yeah, yeah, shorty. Did you see that picture?
Oh no, that takes three hoursto do my ship? You know
you got it? Yeah? No, No, that picture is insane.
I had to immature the Marcus Houstonthe batman, and it looked like Keisha

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from total like he didn't even looklike My ship went out in like an
hour. It was like like curvedperm straight up and then it just disappeared
and just flattened and frizzed up.I was like, okay, I understand
where women are coming from that inthe committity. Let me see. I'm
pulling up right here. I sawthat picture and I was like, whoa.

(12:31):
I think I flamed that picture.I flamed it. I think I
flamed that. What was it?Isn't an album? Oh yeah, it's
probably my profile pictures if oh youhad a profile picture. Okay, here's
this is yeh, that's right there, this is this is that's the jermy
gripping. No, that's just theregular s curve. That was Oh that's

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insane. Yeah, that wasn't toolong ago. That that's crazy to have
that. Ever, the big wasnasty, the beardest perfect right, the
same no fucking popped up collar andthe roar. That was an insignia Jackie

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too. It had my my logoon it. Son, you look like
us, a trans man son.You see why I'd be sympathizing with them.
Oh my god, son with thepart in the middle, son with
the yang yo a nigga thought thathe was a batman from Immature Dog.

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I'll never lie again. You looklike this. I can imagine doing this.
I wasn't expecting it to be that. You wasn't feeling that. That
wasn't cool. That wasn't it?Na out quick? You're giving so little
son, little little lying man.Son. I swear to Gods and you

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mommy this hold on. I swearto God, so hold on, hold
on, hold on. So Ihad a couple of different hairstyles. I'll
let you look at that gallery realquick. Nigga, is that a fucking
funny really fucked time gen night midthis nigga is going this niggad lots.

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Fuck it sounds amazing, actually reallyfucked gen Ni my Jenny, my dear.
I got a couple of those songsthat want me to put it in
your library, And I'm super guccion anything you recommended. You don't You

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don't know Mayday Parade, You don'tknow. Oh yeah, I'm gonna my
my music, my music. Uhtaste is you look eclectic very much?
You look like you like different ship. I like everything, so let me
put you on. Yeah maybe likeyo, may they paraded, they're the
ones. Okay, I just showedthis to look at their hairstyles. Oh

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wow that ship wotail. Look atthe ponytail. Oh ship, bro,
and you went out? How longdid it take me? Oh no,
no, no, no no Yo. I would have smacked yo, nah
son Yo, look at them.Know this is insane. Look at this.

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That was one of the fiest ones. Bro. You got yes,
this right here consistently. This isinsane. Oh yeah, like those were
the s curls. This is nasty, son. This is the Gumpies.
The Gumpies is official. Thank you. I could get with the gum be

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I had that, but I hadthat in like in ninety one. Yeah,
I had that in like two thousand, but those cuts me to come
back. Yeah, like this,even as you look a nigga, you
look exactly like a kid from Kidnaplay Oh Ship Okay? Yeah, actually
you like play from Kidder. That'sa good cut, nigga. That's kind
of cute. Yeah, but Iain't gonna hold you. I can't.

(16:22):
I really honestly can't talk about youand your hairstyle. Your God, many
ain't supposed to do experiment like this. This is nasty world make up too.
Myself, I feel like I feellike my people didn't really love me
back in my Yo. Yeah,they letting me wear my eyebrows, like
know them thin eyebrows when girls kindof them off and drew back on.
But in Atlanta, the thing waslike that, very straight, like at

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the unibrow, but your eyebrows werelike super close and then they were thick
as fuck. And then you willput the conceal concealer. Nigga, that's
hot. You know that ship wasass. Let's let's say we got some
ass. Let's see if we let'ssee if she got some some blast in
the past. Baby. So thisis how you do it. Whenever you

(17:10):
see a flagrant comment and you yougo to the profile pictures. Oh listen,
but people don't know about me.Bro, Oh no, I do
that immediately. Bro. I haveI actually have a system where I can
go into your I can find youfrom private. I saw that you post
today. If you private, Ican find you. Yeah, easily,
go to you know, I havea whole account where I have a system

(17:32):
that I used. I can't haveto go to my albums. I'll do
a whole background check on the nigga. Well, now we get and we
get in a little whoa was thatyou? That's not you? That's swiggly
ship. We have so much rightfor sure? Why you got all these
pictures on here? But the wash? See this is this is when I
met Ray. This was this wasshe was on She was on it.

(17:53):
She was on Yeah, she wason her whole type ship. She's a
natural one. Twenty sixteen was neveractually at you just had the whole TEP
vibe. Oh no, this stillwasn't it? I was myself. Ray
still was fine though. I speakingof that, don't you gotta you gotta

(18:14):
performance coming on like a wow?That faces that face is nuts. Only
your hold on that face is crazy. Cat, it's take it and I
picture is crazy. Lord, havemercy now, but Ray will come in
the motherfucking stage. Boy speaking,I know you gotta performance coming up.

(18:38):
It's a quick little you know,it's a quick little one to get stations
right. You look like Angela Davisback for real. Yeah, Angela Davis
was not an attractive woman, bro, very unattractive. Beat the bricks off
Angela. Angela Davis was very unattractive. That's crazy, like very as an
old woman when she was young.She was fine. He was not Angela

(19:00):
Davis always been ugly, son,Bro, she was a cute, light
skinned oh you know what she was? She was not bad like no,
I got my angel was wowd Igot the role bro, speaking of have
you ever heard the guy sing thesongs in her voice? Oh my god,
we gotta do that real quick.Yeah. No, but I need

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you to apologize to Angela Davis wasfine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Angela Davids was fine ashell. I don't know who popped in
my head, but Angela Davis wasfine. She was fine, Bro,
Angela respect Angela Angels. You knowAngela Davis is she was fine as ship.
I do my mother. Yeah yeah, Angela Davis was hurt. That's
why I was offended. I'm likeniggas my taste off. Angela Davis was

(19:44):
fine, she was fine. Yeah, yeah yeah. Angela Davis was fun.
Oh yeah, super yeah. Whenshe was young yeah yeah, yeah
yeah she was fun. Yeah yeah, that's but she got older though,
everybody. Yes, I've not beencoining, boy horrible. How old is
she? How did she pass away? I don't know, Angela she eighties,

(20:08):
She's still salute to let's do this. I want I want you to
hear this dude doing Maya Angelou I'msinging the Parkers? Was it the Pacers?
Yeah, like the TV. Yes, it's it's a dude who does

(20:29):
her like singing different songs. Bro, it's so fucking funny. Bro.
Hold on, doctor Maya Angelo sayingfor the Parkers. It's the third video.
Yeah, when the podcast doing things, it's a new type swing conjoined

(21:03):
Joe, where the podcast where thepa how can is key? We're doing
things? It's a new type swingcome joint where the PA how can?
Son is wild? Stupid for that? He got a he got a bunch
of he gotta you know that.The United States has the longest railroad networking.

(21:29):
All right, well, shut up. He has a bunch of songs
that he do on her voice.Yeah, I don't know Instagram, but
he's funny, Bro, That niggasfunny. Yo. Can we can we
just give an honorable mention to ProfessorOgerby from the Parkers that Nigga stayed bagging
a big black chicks back in thenineties. Dog, he bagged Jack a
sister's sister. He was the boyfriendhe was. He he bagged Monique in

(21:51):
the Parkers. No, he didn'tbag us. She was sweating them.
But no, at the end,I think they got together. They loved
each other. I hated that nigga, bro William, Oh, no you
enough girlfriends? Yeah, that niggaopen o, allright, I mixed the
niggas up open b was good.That nigga will you from girlfriends was a
bozo. Son. I hate thatnigga face. I hate his face,

(22:15):
his hair. So he's just youknow what he looked like, son,
He just looked like a man,right, Like he is as basic as
a man could be. But facehe looks easy to draw something like he
don't got no features just around it. Around hair, big suit, nasty
son. Now William was crazy,but he was funny on the show.
No, he wasn't. Bro.I hated him. I hated I hated

(22:37):
him. You know who I hatedilated Jan a couple of times. Right,
that was Tracy Son. I wouldhave all right, you watch girlfriends,
right, bro, in order giveme up? Give me up?
All right? So I gotta goMaya. Maya's number one. Uh yeah,
I'm with it. I rock withit. Who's the light skinned Lynn

(23:00):
number two? Definitely Lynn Lynn?Lynn number one? For me? Lynn's
number two? Then Joan and thenuh the what was the other one?
She was a bougie black bitch.One of them? Which one was the
one with the big lips? Theyall have? Was that? No one
of them had like real big juicylips. Tony, Tony my number four,

(23:22):
Tony's my number one, actually Tonynumber one? Yes, them lips,
Tony, Lynn, Joan, Mayafor me, We're completely flipped.
Maya's hurt. Maya is my No, I'm not mad at my being nobody
number one. Oh no, Mayais. Let me see which one was?
If I got it right? No, I do got it right.

(23:44):
I didn't I didn't like Maya broto make sure Tony was the skinny.
Well, Maya was skinny to Tony. Tony is the one that I did
not. I didn't like Tony either. Let me see the thing about Tracy
Ella is raw. She's so fun. Yeah that's Maya. No, I
like Tony. Maya is my numbernumber four, Antoinette Marie Childress. I

(24:12):
can't get with her. I can'tget with Tony Childs. Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. She was look at
and she had them titties to boy, she what nigga look at her body?
Boy, my sister a little bit, that's probably what it was.
But nigga, look at her body. Boy, she had them lips and

(24:33):
them titties and that skin. Whywas Tracy's eyes always popping out because her
mother, because of Diana Ross.Diana like somebody choked it like a beating,
like a Beatlejuice character. She is. You know you have seen total
recalls nigga like, yeah, theglass broke in his eyes or mars,
that's what That's what Tracy was lookinglike. That's crazy. I like Varney

(24:57):
Googly. She got the fucking uhSteve, you see me? Whatever the
fuck his name is. Hey,let's get into the show, y'all.
See this is I like, Ilike this movie, and this is this
is gonna be a fun show.We spent twenty five minutes talking about absolutely
nothing. Shout out to three tittiesin total recall facts? What the hell
your three titties in total recall wascrazy? Would you have? Yeah?

(25:19):
For sure. I'm always looking forsome weird abnormal ship. What okay?
All right, so Johanna, whatis the weirdest what is the right with
a guy? Right? What isthe weirdest thing a guy has for being
broke all ugly? Like? Whatyou ever do? What to do with
any abnormalities that circumcisions? Like,give me there's an uncircumcised dick County abnormality.

(25:47):
A woman dealing with an uncircumcised dick'scrazy, but you know it's crazy.
That's most women in the world haveto deal with that. I'm most
outside of like the US serious,yeah, or your Caribbean though, Yeah,
what a burden? So yo?Even meat is crazy? Like meat,
you know, I'm saying I hearda harvest. Like some chicks have

(26:08):
told me, like what they gotto deal with them with the meats with
the hoodie, with with the woodwith the hoodie with the hoodie is crazy,
stink meat all that. I've neverhad anybody have any complaints. And
I take because they don't tell you. I've had people they tell me.
They tell the uncircumcised nigga like,oh my god, what a relief.
I don't not to put the skinback. Yeah, thank god. No.

(26:29):
I was pulled the skin back forhim before they even see my day.
I'm not whipping. I'm not nowhipping out of your saying. And
I heard ship get stuck and zippingall that, like, come on,
nigga, that's like that's a forest. That's too much. I saw that
on this said about Mary. That'show you get the freaks over the beans.
Nigga circumcised, that's never happened allaside from me. I know you've
had. I know you've had someuncircumcised, but what what have you ever

(26:55):
had? I would be too goodfor you, good for you. Keep
on waiting that ship. You shouldrun out the fucking room. A lot
of times y'all won't even know thenigga. My shit look regular as soon
as I pull the ship back.Okay, First of all, a woman
only seeing you on hard is crazy. Saw me the other day, she

(27:17):
got to see you all flashy.If you if you want full money all
the time, it's great. Nah, you gotta be on gummy worm.
No, I never let nobody seeme on soft mode. I'll kick a
bitch. I'll turn the lights off. I'm that insecurity here. No,
no, no, But I agreewith you on that because as soon as
sex of I put my drawers backon it. Not because I'm afraid of
my meat. It's just weird beingnaked, Like a man naked is weird.

(27:40):
I just feel weird walking around,but ass like a woman's body is.
I mean, I'm in shape,so I'm not too ashamed, but
like a woman's body is a workof art, it's a work of art.
Like it's too many. We gottoo many moving parts. My body
don't feel proportionate. Weird walking nakedis just flapping around. Yeah, but
see that's that. It depends onyour titties look, but as a niggat

(28:03):
just hanging, but is just naked, being nicaked, and your titty is
just there no matter how they look. It's kind of like you want to
just like my confusion is always howI'm gonna position my body to lay naked?
Anything looks crazy, Like you can'tput your leg to the side like
that, y'all naked? Yeah,because if you do it, that should
looks like yourself. I do it, it look gay? And then you
want to lay up on me andme come on, son, I don't

(28:29):
know y'all thought about. I don'tlike the way that my body's proportioned,
so something like I got thick chickenlegs and then and then like it looks
crazy. I'm like your mom passedme the boxers. Let me put me
at least put the underpants on.Anyway, back to rain right, have
you ever had, like had togive a nigga a pass or some abnormal
ship like an extra finger, extranipple, so you've they were only normal

(28:53):
guys? You have had to,like you have a dealt with a girl
with no leg or anything like,well I did. I didn't date him
or anything, but I like kickedit with a guy that was in a
wheelchair before you. That's crazy.I didn't kicking. Yeah, we have

(29:15):
Did he have a was he shotor did he have like he was shot
and so he was at work thatpart. I don't know. Well,
there was a girl that I wasto go there kicking. He was cool.
He was a next yeah, wellno, he was a he was.
I don't know how he was doingit, but he was. He
was in the streets, he wastalking old boy before the wheelchair. You

(29:36):
met him in the wheel I methim in a wheelchair. I didn't immediately.
I didn't immediately start dealing with him. She no, she's not a
good person. Did you hear why? She's all? But it wasn't even
it was no, I'm not notfor his check. I don't know.
In Atlanta, niggas are weird.They lead with money. And it was
kind of like he was. Hewas chasing after me for a long time.
The homegirl, my homegirl was hislike they grew up together. She

(29:59):
was girl, you don't let himpay you, And I was like fuck
it. So he would like pullup. He would pull up while I
was at dinner with my own girls. He would pull up while I was
at dinner with my homegirls. Hewould give me some money for dinner.
Like you know, we were kicking, and every time he did, like
try to insinuate that he wanted tohave sex. I would get mad and
I'd be like, though, buta girl that I knew that used to

(30:21):
fool with him. She said that. She was like it weren't girl,
So you just gotta ride him though, because the nigga can't. He can't.
She showed me she laid on theground and she was like, he
can still thrust. And I waslike, girl, I'm not trying to
find out because that seems like mycousin's in a wheelchairs. She's the first
black nurse in New York. Andshe just got like like real big magazine.

(30:45):
I always thought, like, women, who are you know that?
To wait? Can I clear itup? I was not just fucking with
him for money. He was reallycool, but money was like it was
cool, like I'm gonna give youmoney and you just be a pretty girl
on my arm while I'm at theclub and stuff them for money. I
like that pretty much. Yea,I had an arrangement. Yeah, I'll
get it into her wheelchair. Youknow what's the thing? Bro? You

(31:07):
know? Yea, I know what'sthe thing? Now? Amputee points.
It's weird. Yeah, really haveyou watched it? Yes, it's weird.
They got arms and legs missing.I assume that nub. That nub
is like a dick. So no, no, no, it's a The
Woman Missing Ship. I ain't watchingthat one, no, niggas. I
don't watch that for a niggas.No, but imagine a nigga without a

(31:29):
hand. He just has the nuband he's talk about this nigga crazy.
You know, we haven't even startedto show yet. And asked me a
question, Oh yeah, have youever Yeah, I went out with a
girl with Ala Pecia recently. That'slike she was super ball. But she
was like from I think she saidshe had it from birth and she didn't

(31:51):
have no hair nowhere. So she'slike Christopher walking. Do you know that
christophal walking on his hair is fake? That's why it looks like that.
Oh no, this nigga be droppingunknown jam Cristal. That's why his hair
looks like a broom. She lookedlike she looked like powder with its hand.
Was she white? No, she'sa Hispanic, she's port Cuban.
She didn't have no, No,I didn't. Fucking a ball headed bitch

(32:14):
is crazy. I'm never as witha bald chicken crazy because a ball because
I got a baldy but they wereabout to do. Some girls have really
beautiful faces. That's fine, butin the second girl, it has to
be missionary and she has to besubmerged in the pillow. I'm not I'm
not hitting the back from behind.It looks like she gotta be super like

(32:36):
curvy fat ass and she like slim. That's crazy. Hophobia is so crazy.
That's a woman with a vagina abaldy though. But I gotta give
it away and put this on tome done. I get that bitch.
One of my wis did you everdeal with someone almost almost doesn't count,
has sex with a girl that haduh she had gastric bypass surgery. No,

(33:02):
no, I'm gonna tell you no, no, but she had severe
like she was a really big bitch. But here's the thing. I didn't
know that she was that big becauseshe was she was beautiful. Nigga.
Listen, listen, listen, listen. We we I've dealt with women who

(33:22):
got gas bypassed her, so it'snot a big deal, right, but
not that severe of a change.But she was gorgeous. Name was glory.
I'm gonna say the name, canseshe watching? She was gorgeous and
we went out of couple time.Then they'm like, yo, why she
ain't give me no pussy yet?Like she really liked me. Like I'm
like, why she's so intimidated?She was because a lot of times a
girl really like you, she won'tfuck you right because she want to really

(33:43):
give you the best impression, whichis stupid. Ladies don't do that.
Just like, we don't even knowif we like you until we fuck you.
Respect yourtor Yeah, we don't know, you know, we come,
we come back to our senses,little Waynebaugh. So finally she was like,
you know, let's get it,poppa. So we in the crib
and she's like, yo, listen, I'm gonna give your disclaimer when I

(34:04):
take my clothes off. I gota lot of excess skin because I used
to have I got gas bypass surgery, and I used to be I know,
you can't. You can't be makingno face about nobody extra skin.
Ye, big fact, you can'tdo that. And she said she used
to be. She said she usedto be about seven hundred pounds. I

(34:25):
said, get the fuck, gotin here, seven hundred, seven hundred,
six hundred, seven hundred nigga.But she she wore one and she
always were like long sleep. Sheshe wore one of those like scuba divin
shits that really compressed the skin.She had a compressor and the whole the
full body shit though surely came tothe bathroom. Nigga. She was at

(34:46):
the door of the bathroom and thebitch looked like a flying squirrel. My
nigga, No, that's crazy,like nigga. I'm like, yo,
what a nigga. When she laidin the bed, she was good nigga.
It was it was like she wasa she nigga. Bro not funny
that they can get well. Shegot to do the surgery to get it

(35:10):
cut. When women hear other women'sproblems and they just okay, okay.
But I feel mad for her,but I can't tell my I did too,
But I can't tell my dick whatthey're doing. That moment all the
way turned off, I'm like,oh, hem no. And then the
only way that would have saved ita little bit is if she would have

(35:32):
let me funk raw, because atthat point, I guess, lie raw
dicking it, you know what I'msaying. But I also got a condomir,
I don't want to catch it.Listen. Let's listen. Listen,
So what I listen what I didright? So I'm like, damn,
I'm not gonna get hard like thisis. I can't do this like this
is like so out of mind.I turned the lights off whatever she wanted

(35:53):
the lights off. But Nigga,I still feel I'm nigga her nigga.
She could have pulled her, Nigga. She could have I could have put
that bitch onder a blanket. Nigga, I could have put that bitch on.
And then I forced my dick sohard through the condom that it broke,

(36:16):
And I'm like, oh, ship, the condom broke, like I
because I still want to despare herpurpose, Yeah, because I didn't want
her to be like my Then wegot a con let's just lay here and
then Nigga, that was the lasttime I ever saw that bitch. I'm
like, I ain't never gonna see'all again. It's over with. It's
over. I'm not dealing with that. I'm a good person, show am

(36:37):
I, which is why I letit down like that. But now she
knows and you gave her a shoutout. Oh she tried to sue me
too. By the way she didme small clas court, That's what I'm
talking them. No, she usedto spend a lot of money on me,
so she tried to say I usedher like it didn't go nowhere.
She didn't even know my last name, Gloria. Yeah, bitch, I'm

(37:00):
pretty sure she had the surgery bynow. I hope she did, hopefully,
Either that or she she's she justcover her niggas up every night,
niggas. That bitch could jump outa plane, nigga and parachute. You
could use that bit that that bitchcould be a sale nigga. Fuck that
bitch, respectfully relaxed, shout toassume me. If you're watch yo,

(37:28):
be cool to my nigga. Inever even ask him for nothing. She
was giving me ship. This waslike, this is like old four.
It's a long long time ago,long time ago. It was is crazy.
I was, I was grown,I was fucking. I was out
here fucking with kids and all that. Nigga thirty two, that's crazy.
We look the same man you were, were you slow? Wait because that's

(37:51):
the element in high school twenty ten? So okay, okay, okay,
yeah I would have been middle school. Yeah, for sure, that's crazy.
Nah. A girl that I wasfucking with like three or four girls
ago, she had three or fourgirls ago, she had kids, and
she had like three kids, soyou know, like sometimes you know your
body's not the same. So it'slike it was a lot of like the

(38:12):
excess skin and the stretch marks.But she was so bad until she took
off the shirt. But I hadenough other things that I could look at
that it didn't bother me. Likefaces, beautiful titties, were beautiful body.
So I never give her a hardtime about it. And then a
couple of girls later, another girlhad this ship, but she never had
no kids. Her ship was justall the way like melted, like all

(38:34):
the time. Like I have aproblem with stretch marks. I'm a problem
with none of that. But likethe skin was just like excess, and
she was a skinny girl. Ohyeah, yeah, that's nat another girl.
I'll still deal with that though,No, I'll do it. She
was beautiful. She was gorgeous,but gastric bypass. Bro Oh, it
was just like hanging, like dangling, and then you know when you lay
flat when you fucking, and thenlike that shit is just like there.

(38:55):
It's like, well, the reasonwhy they lose the reason why the skin
because they lose weights fast. Soif they you know, if you lose
it gradually, everything a kind ofshrink. You U still have some excess
skin. But when gas bypass,you lose weight so fast that the skin
doesn't get his last city back.Because I'm never trying to fat ship.
I've been with really really big girls, and I thank you, and I

(39:16):
don't feel no type of way,but whatever, they're like kind of skinny,
but the skin is just like flabby. That's you know what. My
I only have certain rules about datingbig women. You gotta be big already,
like you can't get big, right, it's like fucking with a big

(39:37):
girl. And if you're fat orgetting fat, getting fat is a lack
of you know, I can helpyou lose weight, but I can't help
you stop getting fat, like youyou're you're fucking up at that point.
But if you're already big and Igot with you big, we can do
something about that. We can goto the gym. What if y'all gradually
get bigger over time of y'all beentogether for three years? Me nigga,

(39:59):
I'm in the gym. Hun andI'm a guy, it's not the same
thing. But what if you're agirl, she's just like happy. No,
No, that's called lazy. Youbetter have a kid, But I
have a kid. As you getolder, you're gonna put on some weight,
like you can't expect, but noticeit and get out that okay.
But then also some people don't noticeit, and it's up to your significant

(40:20):
other to let you know, Likeyo, listen, you know, but
it's you gotta be real careful withwomen, like you can't just spring it
on it like that. But atthe same time, if you're a person
who eats good and and and worksout, then they should follow your lead,
right you should. You shouldn't wantyou you know, if you see
me in the gym all the timeand I'm eating right, you should be
doing the same exact thing I'm doingbecause it's nothing bad about that. Like

(40:42):
I don't see how women get offendedby that, Like your man, cause
a nigga want you to lose weight. Anyway, let's finally get into the
show. We were talking about penisesand all that and all that, and
I hate to even talk about this, but we're gonna talk about it any
way. Fuck it. It's pause, but it's for all the guys watching
this. This ain't no gay shit. This some wow shit. I want
you a toll igga to see this. So this guy, this man right

(41:05):
here has the has the the biggestmeat on planet earthson all right, nigga,
Bro, it's crazy. Bro.Now fuck ou't listen? No no,
no, no, no no no. This man from Mexico has the
longest male reproductive organ in the world, measuring forty eight point five centimeters,

(41:25):
which is equivalent to the length ofa full grown adult male horse. Who
cares look at the sun, bro, He had to cover it up.
This is what has been recognized asdisabled by the government. This man from
Mexico experienced a sudden growth spurt atthe age of nine. By the time

(41:49):
he was sixteen, it had alreadygrown to twenty centimeters. The longer it
grew, the longer it seemed togrow, showing no signs of stopping.
By the age of twenty had reachedforty centimeters, and by twenty five it
had reached forty eight point five centimeters, breaking him the man with the longest
male organ in the world. However, this unusual organ has also brought him

(42:13):
many troubles. His life has beenaffected, unable to walk normally or maintain
balance, and even needing special treatmentwhen using the restroom. Although he has
applied to the Guinness World Records manytimes, he has been told that this
length is not real, but theresult of the foreskin being continuously stretched.
Despite doctor's advice to remove the excessparts to restore a normal life, he

(42:37):
insists on keeping this special organ,believing that this is his length. What
do you think about this? Youthink he's getting pussy, bro, He's
not getting any pussies. So,first of all, listen for the listeners,
listen, I know y'all niggas nowadaysand twenty oh Paul Soio no duty,

(42:58):
bro, y'ah niggas got this ship. Bro. It's not out too,
by the way, for the listeners, but for the viewers, I
saw the video. That's crazy,bro, Son, But you know there's
some white women out there that's like, oh my god. You know there's
some white crazy ass women who wantto get a piece of that. Yeah,
like best reality some But that's aweapon, son, Bro, Listen

(43:21):
that that's not that's not First ofall, I'm good, I'm good,
but I've been wreaking havoc for years, Bro, and it's not it's not
fun, son, Like it's havinga big dick is a gift and a
curse. Bro, it really isbecause you Son, you this is I'm

(43:43):
having a conversation. Fu drop ispride, Nigga. Nigga can think whatever
they want. We're talking about havingsex with women. There's ships I've had
sex with for years and I heardthem every single time we have sex.
They never get used to it,you know what I mean, Like it's
not a good thing, bro,Like, like you don't first of all
that it's crazy having it. Likeat some point you become a a liability,

(44:09):
a liability and now you're a novelty. Yeah when you like this,
nigga, Brook, I watched poemsand it's certainly I'm like, yo,
damn, Like I would never wantto meet that big So how could it
be for that's making it that long? Like maybe he just got a lot
of he need to cut that skinoff this nigga. Don't even look like

(44:30):
he could get hard. Nigga.If that ship, if that ship got
rocked on it, look the wayit was hanging down like that, Nigga.
It wasn't even on full money.It was that was flash. That
was leisure meat that nigga brings it. So you see what he brings to
the party or soft. The niggacould play baseball with his meat. So

(44:57):
like, bro, I'm batting upwith If that was me, I'm that
that's my back. That ship lookedlike a full public sub in his pants.
So no, that didn't like apublic sub. That looked like it
looked like a limb. It lookedlike it was literally a leg son.
And then the girth was wild.Why did he have so much ship wrapping
it up? Now we can't coverand what are you gonna cover? You

(45:20):
see? Do you see the niggasjaws? It ripped his draws up,
So you know what he gotta do. He gotta convert the Islam and just
wearing one of them. You gottawear that's the one nigga who wear a
skirt. He gotta wear some dress. No, that's just gonna be out.
He gotta wear, no mumble niggadown to the engles. He gotta
put like a Homo sentien sh iton that. You gotta wear a nightgown

(45:42):
or something. You gotta wear askirt, like a big floy flamencos skirt
or something. I would throw thatover my shoulder. Facts like like that
that guy, that guy should beimportant. He should be That's all you
can do. That's all he saidhe would be. He would be the
biggest points on the world. Nodiddy, Yeah that's crazy though, nuts

(46:04):
what you deal with some water,not him, But like if it was
on a guy who was just tryingto I'm a little upset about that because
my mom told me a very longtime ago. She said, you gotta
tell these niggas they gotta be carefuland don't just be gone for the horses.
Because you only have one vagina.It has to last you your entire
life. Your mom told me,at what age, at what time?

(46:24):
I was like in my twenties,let me tell you, let me tell
your story. Right. So inmy neighborhood in Brooklyn, they used to
call me to beash from the East. But it's by accident, and I
allowed the I allowed the the monikerto take life, even though I knew
it was false. Sold this girl. I ain't gonna say her name.
Her name was, right, Iain't gonna say a name. But so

(46:46):
she was bro. When I wasa teenager, for some reason in my
neighborhood, a lot of girls wantedme to take their virginity, like all
the virgins wanted to fuck me.I don't know why, bro, anyway,
she wanted it. I'm like,all I got, you, come
to the crib, I have sexwith her. But back then, I
didn't know that you gotta make pussy. Way. That shit was like dry

(47:09):
as fuck, and I'm wearing thecondom on top of that. So nigga,
that's a dry fuck. So I'mfucking her anyway with big dick,
dry virgin pussy, and I rippedher to shredsburg Like it was so bad
that the ambulance came. So noweverybody, it's a summer night, so
you know how niggas was when you'reteenager, Like everybody tell each other business,

(47:30):
Oh yeah, well up there suckingher like son. The ambulance come
and they see this shit getting caughtit out the building. So that's how
they're like, Yo, this niggais a wild bolly. As I got
older, though, like it wasa myth. It was a myth in
the hood, like, oh thisnigga, don't fuck with that nigga,
that nigga got the bit. No, bro, it was just that hers
sh it was dry and she wasa virgin. That would happen to any

(47:53):
girl. No, I didn't liethat, really, that's the truth,
nigga. A baby could have rippedher up. She was a fucking virgin,
and I'm forcing I didn't know howto have sex. I wish I
knew some of the tricks that Iknew now. Back then I would have
been wild and son. I waspretty trash back then. I mean,

(48:15):
yeah, I didn't know what Iwas doing. I didn't know how to
eat pu nothing, nigga. WhenI was younger, I used to wile
out. I didn't know you couldjust stay concentrated on a click and like
that's it. Yeah, I wasdoing too much. But you know,
you know what nikes people have badsex, right, porn? Yeah,
they always watching it. Bro Itlies and chicks you like it definitely gives

(48:37):
you a very false bro It's positionsand porn. That's garbage. First of
all, reverse cowboy is garbage.It's good to look at deep throating trash.
It's impressive, but unless you deepthroat in every stroke, that's ship
garbage. It does nothing son,you can because is regular. Come on,

(49:00):
you know I'm not asking all thatinformation, but I'm just saying I
got baby just right. So youknow that you know this is this,
This is a fully syndicated podcast,and that you know. By the way,
guys, you guys at all,that's Cat Deene who said that that's
not dirt back. That's that's himthat said that I'm packing at least lie,

(49:24):
I'll keep it neutral, Keep itneutral. Why am I lying on
my dick? Works very well?Keep it neutral, bro, don't don't
don't box. Don't be out heretelling people you you you you you you
you slinging you slinging Swedish fish outhere. So that's not the swinging Swedish
fish is crazy. Is like abutter finger butter fingers crazy. Moving along,

(49:47):
enough about dicks and pussies and let'sget into some other ship. What
else. We got them the dockand we got a lot of the dogget
Oh you know, let's keep iton. Let's keep it on because I
got another one. I got anotherone. We got some more addictions.
Sorry, y'ah. This is whatwe talk about today, watching pornography and

(50:07):
masturbating all the time will eventually leadto erectile dysfunction. Too much sexual stimulation
is not good. You're overloading therewards system in your brain that's causing dopamine,
those happy chemicals that's being secreted fromthe brain, and eventually you will

(50:29):
get desensitized to sexual stimulation. Sowhen you start cutting out poorn and masturbation,
you will see significant results. That'sbullshit. I agree, I think,
I agree, and I disagree becauseI agree that too much. I

(50:53):
don't agree that you should like stopmasturbating, man, but I know he
ain't saying nigga saying don't do itat all, but I do. I
do agree with the over stimulation,especially like watching like porn and trying to
pleasure yourself, because it kind ofgoes back to what we just talked about,

(51:14):
and then you you then it takesa longer time for you to orgasm
when you are relying on that typeof stimuli versus just you know, utilizing
your imagination. What I guess youdepends on how old you our child,
because I don't feel like it reallydoesn't require three hours. But I feel

(51:37):
like the same thing with women,like when women be getting like the roles
and all of that is because mencan't do that. Yeah, we can
also it also it will it willmess up your sensor like you know,
like the sensitivity with your member.You agree with that point, I agree
to a certain sense of where becauseon porn you can fuck whoever you want.

(52:00):
Yeah, you know pretty much ifyou're looking at it and then you
get But but I'll say this,remove porn out of it. Fucking every
day is a good thing. Youcan't never have too much sex, bro,
I mean, unless you're having kids. What what are you talking about?

(52:21):
Unless you know? But he hasto be a little more. I
need more. You gotta give mean age because I'm in my mid forties,
bro, and nigga, I'm likea I'm a I'm a buckeroo out
here. Yeah, but are youmoving the gold post? How often do
you watch porn? And how oftendo you masturbate? That's that's private.
But that's that's that's it. Arewe gonna Are we gonna have a conversation

(52:45):
or we not? Are we pottingpot? Probably every day every day at
least once a day. No,No, so okay, a couple of
times a week for sure. Sowe have to have a conversation about what
is excessive, right, you couldautomatically get defensive. There are niggas who
are jerking it. Two three thatbro Listen, listen, listen. I

(53:06):
had a roommate, right, JohnJay Haynes. I don't know where the
stick at, Brody. This isthis is He was my white boy and
my roommate. We bought and soldland together years ago, and not for
nothing. A lot of the culturethings I got, I got it from
living with him with a white guy. Like when you live with a person

(53:27):
of a different and he's a blondhaired, blue eyed suburban h it didn't
even make sense. Nigga, LikeI learned like I learned like he taught
me how to fish. I neverfished before, like for for shark and
shit like I didn't know like steak. I knew steak sauce. I didn't
know what aju was. I learneda lot of steak cuts. I learned
like that shit from him. This, Yeah, I didn't know what that

(53:49):
was. But I was young.I was in my early twenties college,
so I learned a lot of shitfrom him. But anyway, this nigga
had a coke habit son and likewhen we get our big check from from
selling land and ship. He'll goon a coke bench like once a month,
and you wouldn't see this nigga foreight days. He'll lock itself of
the room. Bro One day Iwent in the nigga rooms, son,

(54:12):
the nigga has stacks of anime porn. This nigga was a different type of
monster. And you open up hiscabinet, nigga mad bottles of vassilin of
of a like Jurgin's lotion came out. The nigga jerked off so much that
every bottle of lotion was cutting halfand it was empty. Why nigga,

(54:34):
do you know how longer take me? Because I was looking for some lotion.
That's when I found out. I'mlike, this nigga is a fucking
maniac. So he would sniff cokeand be in there jerking. The nigga
had like at least a hundred animeporn has money. If he has money

(54:57):
to buy coke, why didn't hejust get bitches? Because that was his
thing, But that was jerking off. He never got he got bitch like
once everyone's a boy here at aprostitute. But but he had that was
his things as a drug addict.The nigga was ashamed like he was because
he was a uh. He wasa prominent white dude like he wasn't no

(55:20):
regular. He got money, likeyou know what I'm saying. But then
after a while this it was anotherwhite boy named Chad that lived down the
block, and that nigga free based. He was a crackhead. I knew
he was smoking crackers. The niggused to walk around with his eyes like
this, and shit, I knowwhat crackheads looked like. I'm from the
hood, nigga, My family wason crack. One day, I came

(55:40):
home from work and that nigga wasin the crib with him. I'm like
cooking, he cooking the coke now. And then soon I started calling this
nigga yo. We had a roomin our house that had this nigga had
lightsabers from the Star Wars movie.This nigga had. He had a room
that had Star Wars memorabilia, baseballlike babe up. Nigga had a it

(56:05):
was it was easily three hundred thousanddollars for shit in there. Wow,
niggas come home, little my littlethat shit was missing Nigga was pawning all
that ship. I'm like, oh, he on that ship hard. Now
he on crack. Now you gottamove you got nigga, I'm moved out,
Nigga. I got the fuck upout of here. I got out
of it. And then because Johnand Chad are gonna start fucking each other
soon, John and Chad are crackedsmoking track together. That's a bad look.

(56:29):
And then and then I moved out. And then like a couple of
months later, I came back.I'm like, oh, I gotta get
my Washington drying. My washing dryingwas gone. I'm like, you know
what, don't worry about it,nigga, And he looked bad, bro.
And then I came back another timethat the house was the car was
repolled. And then about a yearlater, I saw him on a bicycle
with a book bag on. I'mlike, damn. And they always say

(56:52):
black people, they got a whiteboy got strung out on drugs. Nigga
wasn't even me. There's so manymore white people on drugs than there are.
Oh, that's why the opioid crisisis a crisis. That's why I
said epidemic when black people was oncrack out here like a motherfucker. It
was the war. It was awar, and they was locking everybody up.
But now since their kids is motherfuckingdrug aggs on them pills, now

(57:15):
it's a crisis. Poor fuck them, son, I feel that you sounded
angry. I don't like that.Give us the same energy. Why they
ain't lacking them white boys? Whythey give them rehab? So this nigga's
point. I think that there's alevel of porn that could be in excess,
and I could easily see a niggabecoming desensitized to real sex to bitches.

(57:37):
Okay, but what about porn starsthemselves? I think, right,
like, what do you think doyou think they're they're because they have sex
for I think yes, I havemultiple and me too. Have you forgot
that when I'm doing porn and I'min front of the cameras for formative,

(58:00):
I'm acting ast my job, right, I do completely different shit with my
man. I'm a completely different person. I don't know, but I do
think you can become desensitized to thattoo. Porn is a is a super
predatory right, and you know itwas wide about porn, Like as much
as those people on camera. It'stwenty people in a room with him.
Why they're doing bro that Bro,I could never back in the days I've

(58:22):
got offers to do porn, Icould never. First of all, I
can't have a man's voice in thevicinity, like I wouldn't be able to
perform no secret hid away. Myship was on soft soon Nigga, I'm
walking around watching in secrets, walkingaround watching me. But it's like I
could do it in secrets, butI gotta be in a corner. I

(58:42):
gotta like fine, I gotta belike, I gotta get a room sun
with the fucking blonds clothes and allthat. So we was know we were
in secrets and everybody is kind oflike getting butt ass around you and just
the sound of other niggas around,like my dick wouldn't get hard. Nigga's
talking, Yeah, yeah, niggasmaking fake noises on pawn, Bro.
I've never And that's another thing.Girl be watching porn and thinking niggas gonna

(59:06):
make noises like that when they nothingshould. I've never in my life they
the ship they be doing, Ohmy god, oh ship. Never never
in my life have I like moansyelling out loud over some nut can ill
you story. I'm going to ifit's bad, I'm shaming you. Niggas

(59:28):
balcony recently and I was voted andshe put the figure over by over was
like, well you were on drunk? I mean, were you like drunk?
First of all, I don't evenlike I don't even like. That
makes me soft too, Like whenwomen talk, I don't like talking.
I like talking drink. I likethat shut up. I don't like no

(59:50):
girl talking. So I remember,and I'm traumatized because of one embarrassing thing
that happened when I was younger girl, Katrina Griggsby fo that's because I want
y'all know I'm telling the truth.I was like, I was like,
I know, Nay, I remembernames. So my brother messed with her

(01:00:13):
sister named Sean Tay and this isin Brooklyn. They parents was like out
of town or something. So meand my brother both went to their crib
and my brother was already fucking withShaunte. Me and Trina started messing with
each other. Later, Trina livedin Central Nayak, New York, so
she came down to Brooklyn to visitand finally we having sex and she was
young, well we both were young, but she was very sexually experienced,

(01:00:37):
so she was fucking. So she'son me and she's doing that whack ass
position that girls think feel good,like when they go all the way down
to the base and be grinded backand forth. Hey, ladies, that's
for you. That does nothing forme. I like that you're pleasuring yourself.
But no, the fun that's fine. But she's because she's younger,
she's thinking that she's doing Yeah,she's like, my dick, it's like

(01:01:00):
and it's just doing this inside ofit. It's not you know, it's
not stroking it. And she's talkingto me like that, huh. And
I'm like, yeah, you know, like you don't want to say nothing
because it's all the act. It'sto make you feel good. And I'm
like yeah, yeah, but she'sdoing it too much, like you know,
I'm about to tell you the truth. So I'm like yeah, yeah,

(01:01:22):
and she like, yeah, youlike that pussy huh, You're like
you feel good to you what?She got to hands on my chest and
then she said the most cringey,embarrassing shit ever heard in my life.
Son. I don't even want tosay it because I'm embarrassed to say it
for her. She said, Igot that it now right. I swear

(01:01:43):
to God, nigga bro, sohey, if you watching this podcast right
now, listen, bro, Iswear to God son, I never let
you know now now now, andI'm trying to hold it in like you
a better thiggative, I would havebeen like, ah, God laughing.
Cuse this is when Foxy Brown wasreally popping. She hit me with the

(01:02:06):
Foxy Brown. I say, yo, that ill nine. Yeah she and
she was embarrassed. You like that? Uchi wally Oh, Shorty said she
got I got that ill nine right. I said, wow, you've been
waiting the wildest you've been waiting tosay that ship or you said that to
another nigga and he went nuts eitherway. Yes, using buzz catchphrases.

(01:02:30):
Different sex is nasty something, youknow the thing about women, and we
don't have a conversation about it oftenenough. A lot of women are corny.
Super when nigga go obviously coming froma corny nigga, we get told
We get told that we're corny allthe time. So you know, we
just living that. We just livein our truth. But because niggas are
trying to fuck you or you're reallypretty. That's a fact round. You

(01:02:52):
never get told how women women aremad, corny, super corny. Yeah,
I think I'm corny. You knowwhat, here's what makes you corny.
You're corny when you're trying to notbe corny, right, that's what
makes it corny. Like like theship, she said, I got that
l noter right, she thought thatwas some fly shit. Yeah, that's

(01:03:13):
not your word, Like that's afoxy brown word you heard on the song.
That's why it was corny and thatwas her shit, it's not corny.
A lot of women don't know howto be flying their own. I
think a lot of women get flybecause they dated another nigga and he shows
them about like what's cool, orthey watched another chick who's actually fly to
it, or they're watching it fromsomebody else. So that's never their original

(01:03:35):
personal creativity this life, because thatwould be cool if this is who you
really were. But listen, you'replaying a character. Most niggas. I
always like dudes who fly. Dudes, right, if you a dude who
fly and you and you fly nowand you try to like push that on
people. A lot of niggas don'tknow that. Nigga, I knew you

(01:03:59):
before you had one. Me,Bro, you can't escape that corny ship
you did. You could never uncornyyourself. You can't escape the mushroom cut.
Son I live in truth. Ifyou've ever done ship like that at
any time, I've never deleted anythingbut the thing about it, So you're
not corny if you're really like that. But there's niggas who do that.

(01:04:19):
And then later on in life,throwing a bunch of Gucci and hooey.
I saw that. Yeah, ohhe had to. He had to.
You know what. Cut? Hehad the cut that white women get when
they deal with black guys like that, like the Yorkie cut, Like oh
no he had had Yeah, younever seen nothing, And it was like,

(01:04:40):
oh bro, it was crazy crazy. He looked like a nineties a
girl from a nineties movie. Sonwell also well, he claims in somebody
photoshop that's what he said. Idon't know, blue face, weird haircut.
You've been getting a a lot better. I got my fingers not as

(01:05:02):
big as it used to be.That was that was I was third one
you here it is, Oh no, yeah, that's why. No that's
crazy. Where's the pit? Yeah, I think that's what he said.
He's dig. Oh yeah, Ithink that's when he's saying, you gotta
do the little you gotta make thepuzzle. Yeah, I saw to cut.

(01:05:26):
Yeah, it's wacky. What wegot going on next? Let's see,
let's see we got here, wegot we got a bunch of Okay,
let's let's get into some conversation fashionthat was in We did that,
all right, So this is whatI This right here is going to cause

(01:05:50):
a conversation. But I was gonnasend send this on the group chat,
but I'm like, nah, Iwant you, I want this fresh.
I want to hear a real rawreaction to this. So I already know
direction cap gonna go in. Iwonder how you feel about this? Right,
m Fellas, I don't know ify'all know this or not, but
a woman will find another you thirtytimes before you ever find another hug yeah

(01:06:12):
for show for show, free game. That's Fellas. I don't know if
y'all know this shit or not,but a woman will find another you thirty
times before you ever find another hugYeah for show for show, free game.
Who you want to react to?This first you that's cap that's bullshit,

(01:06:32):
nigga, that's one hundred percent bullshit. Because one y'all already see how
weird and quirky I am. Thereain't no other niggas like me here.
Yeah, you ain't never gonna findo Jerry curl Drake as like Jordan wearing
Comedian out there. There's no otherniggas like me. Period. The statement

(01:06:57):
was very vague, it was broad, it was loaded. It's like,
my nigga, you got to bevery specific now if you're talking about see
when you when you make a generalstatement like that, it applies to everybody.
And that's what the simp has learnedhow to do. I'm not saying
he's a simp. He must gotta. He probably got a really really good
girl. Right, You can saythat about specific women, But your girl

(01:07:20):
can find another nigga faster than youcan have. Yeah, that's the fact.
Bitches have so many on standby intheir DMS that they could just be
ready to go, but another youspecifically, well another well, another relationship.
Yeah, and women we check outa lot, We check out a

(01:07:41):
lot earlier earlier than right. WhereasI agree with you where you said Now
he gotta be specific, because Ido feel like I get what he's saying,
Like if you had a really becausea lot of times when men have
really, really good women and therelationship doesn't work out, she's the one
that got away, and you're alwaystrying to replace that in a sense,

(01:08:04):
but you can't. Yeah, Someanwhile, she just she just gets to
move on. Well, she shemoves on. I think that niggas are
pretty standard. There's only like I'venever had and this is some all my
ex girlfriends baby mothers. I've neverhad a girl do better than me.
Son. They always do. Theyalways date down like I've never and they
get another man. But son,respectfully to all of my baby mothers,

(01:08:29):
y'all all got bozos, all ofthem. They never even if I fucked
up in a relationship. Does thatsay something about you though? Do you
think that maybe you're slumming it andyour standards are not as high as they
should be, because if a girlno, because they got me yet not
hear me what I'm saying, Somaybe you're not valuing yourself at the level
that you need to be, becauseif a bitch can't replace you with at

(01:08:51):
your level, I upgrade though.Yeah, see I upgrade after them.
You see what I'm saying. Sono matter how I am, I always
do better than the next day,don't you see what I'm saying. But
maybe they can't bag nothing better than. But my thing is by share numbers.
Though. First of all, there'sway more single women than single men,

(01:09:13):
way more. Okay, right,this is why women are buying.
Single women are buying houses and bragginglike that's a flex. It's not the
flex, ladies. Okay, wedon't buy houses, so it don't mean
you're doing better, just mean youknow, you just gonna have a nigga
move in with you, because atthe end of the day, we don't
buy houses unless we got a family, right the fucking buy the house for
Yeah, I don't need this,Hey, we don't need were minimalists,

(01:09:34):
we don't need no house. Womenlove comfort and luxury. They're bragging about
it like, oh yeah, yeah, when you die, your house is
going back to the bank. Mindis going to my children, right,
you know what I'm saying, likeonly single women bragging. And you know
what, I'm gonna just call fromKevin Sam you shit, see I wish
Ray was ugly, right, nowbecause this is not gonna work for her.

(01:09:57):
No, you know what's crazy.You know what's crazy. Most women
don't want to settle down until theytill they valued depreciates. You think that
one, you said, because allright, So look, when would you
say, well, black women aredifferent because black women look good for a

(01:10:19):
very long time age wise, right, But you typically look your best in
your early twenties too, early thirty, that's when you look the best you're
ever going to look physically, right. I find that most women are not
actively looking to settle down till afterthat start, until that's coming to an
end. I want to say thatwomen are not a monolith. For one,

(01:10:43):
So there's a lot of girls thatare looking to get wiped up younger
and can't. And then I thinkit's not a man or a woman thing
to want to enjoy your youth andwant to be out wild because you think
that life is a party forever,and then as you get older, your
values changing your pure Yeah, andI think it also probably has a lot
to do with damn what I wasgonna say. I feel like it also

(01:11:04):
has a lot to do with likewhere they're at, too, because you
could come into like You can comeout of high school going to your twenties
thinking that by the time I'm graduatedfrom college, I'm gonna be married with
children. And then you spend yourcollege years with that person you think you're
gonna be married with, and thenit doesn't work out. But you spent
all your youth, if you will, with this one person, and now

(01:11:26):
you gotta kill and now you wantto live a little bit, and then
you know what I mean, letme clean it up a little bit.
You have a dealt with a chickwith kids. Yes, I hate it,
Okay, I find that women withchildren they should have higher standards because
they have children, right, Butit's also little oxymoronic. It's a paradox

(01:11:50):
because because now I'm valuing you lessbecause you're bringing another niggas kids into right,
and now you've got all these weirdhigh standards set is if I'm supposed
to put you on a pedestal,It's like, yo, shorty, you're
already a depreciated value. Have akid, multiple kids. Now. I
think if women were more realistic aboutthat, things would be a lot better,

(01:12:10):
because it's kind of you're not Sierra, you know. And also I
don't know if I talk about itin the show, Russell Wilson is not
an upgrade, son, He's notan upgrade. I don't know from future.
He's not. He's not for her, He's not. I don't know.
They make it look that. ListenFirst, like I said, there
would be no Russell Wilson if therewas no future, he wouldn't exist because

(01:12:31):
guys like that that that You everseen that video of him, that mister
unlemed niggas like you ever seen thatvideo? Bro? It's the cringiest ship
ever. Son. Oh my god, when he called, when he was
like coming up with a moniker forhimself, he was dead as serious.
Son, Bro missed the unlimited son, Oh my god, Son, Ya

(01:12:55):
gotta see this ship, y'all gottasee this, mister unmmitted guys. Russell
here, Yes, the typical boringyes, Russell Hey, Russell here,
Yes, the typical boring Yes,Russell the robot Russell, the one you
guys love to know, A real, real exciting you know, I'm real
exciting. But anyways, Uh,everybody has to have an ultra ego,

(01:13:17):
right, And I've been thinking aboutwhat my alter ego would be, and
I think I have an alter ego. His name, His name's mister,
mister, mister unlimited. You gottabe unlimited, know, they gotta have
a thought process of being unlimited.So when people ask you, you know
what you're thinking, what you wantto do in life or where you want

(01:13:38):
to go, you gotta be unlimited. Tell him I'm unlimited. You know
what I mean. So when theyask you certain questions like motivation, his
wife being unlimited and she's too lateunlimited. This is the quity they think

(01:13:59):
Pete Carol, they think this person, think that person love you, But
it's mister un limited. To Bro'sthat's yeah, that's not cringey, Son,
that wasn't cringe. I get it. You think women go for that,
women settle for that. No womanbe like, oh my god,

(01:14:20):
I want a guy like that.Funk out of here, Son. He
looks like he's happy and yeah,he happy with another nigga leftovers. Why
that triggering for you? It's notbecause because I hate the way women acting
like that. He's like the firstchoice. He's not because it's the future.
Came in a game with six kids. He came in with that.

(01:14:41):
He's a pro. No Bro,listen, but okay, watch this.
Imagine going up being one of thebest football players on the planet, you
know, young, vibrant, healthy, and you wind up with the baby
mama of a rapper. M Mnigga that it's not a flex right,
that's not the dream. So yeah, but I don't think not just the

(01:15:05):
baby mama of a rapper. She'snot just She's also Sierra, she like,
but clearly he's the upgrade for her. Yeah, but I mean,
does it always have to be astatus symbol to people? Just like lovely
to each other and vibe and andand let's because I think what a lot

(01:15:26):
of people don't understand too. AndSierra's a Scorpio, shout out to Scorpios
because I'm a Scorpio, the flyguy. All of that ship is cute.
But when you are ready to likereally connect on a different level and
or have you have some peace orwhatever the case may be, it's like,

(01:15:46):
you can you can desire that forthe looks all day long, but
you will forever be unfulfilled in standingthat, and or you will continue to
endure stuff that you really don't wantto endure. So if somebody like Russell
Wilson comes alone, that more soaligns with your like, your inside,
your values, all of that.At school, it'll be a little at

(01:16:08):
times. So that mean that's so. That means so that means it means
that something. It means know whatit means. True, It means that
someone realized what they do want andthey don't want, and then this other
person fit that back. I thinkit means that every woman wants future to
act like Russell Wilson, because ifRussell Wilson was the guy, he would
have been the guy. M hm, hey, all that growth, like
what doesn't change? Did anybody knowabout Russell Wilson when she was with the

(01:16:31):
Future, Like what I mean,he's a pretty famous guy. I mean
that's a huge like this does diddhe does? Does Cassie get with the
backup the long guy? If didhe didn't do what he did? She's
what a completely different type of dude? Like that's not growth. I don't
know she is? She found didhe at nineteen? People are no?

(01:16:55):
No. What I'm saying to youis that Okay, so future is still
future to this day. Had whateverdidn't work out, was she have left
him for Russell? No, shedoesn't go anywhere. I think that a
lot of y'all dirt back niggas beputting these women in there, y'ah,
niggas is worse, bro, Yeah, but y'all be putting your niggas is
worse. Y'all are putting them intothe arms of these worst niggas because they're

(01:17:16):
like, yo, I have I'veseen what these toxic tendencies are. Like
let me go over and okay,let's do this. You think you think
that you're you see see this isthe difference between me and you. You're
full of shit, right because I'lltell you this whole time, because you
come with this, with this certaindemeanor and shit like that. But at
the end of the day, you'refull of ship, right like you do

(01:17:38):
weird ship. You do weird damnno, you do weird nasty ship right.
And then at least I'm being honesty, I'm one hundred honest, elaborate
on weird nasty ship for for meand for the followers. You you you're
walking around with Jerry Curls, youyou fucking fat bitches balconies like that's nasty

(01:18:00):
ship, Like I would never dothat. Jerry Cab nigga is never getting
picked over the regular Ballad of God. So sorry, she settles for you.
I'm future in this situation. Youwrestle Son, I believe that.
But you're worst though, because hewonder around. He got weird fetishes and
ship like all types of crazy.Because you don't have weird fetishes. I

(01:18:24):
don't. I'm very normal, Sonormal is better. You're what you're saying
is you're accusing me of you know, you saying you dirt bag niggas.
You threw me under the bus.First, I apologize. I can see
Actually you kind of fucking threw himunder the buck. I was about Russell
Wilson. No, he said he'slame. I was on the mission.

(01:18:45):
Look said he's always coming for alwayscoming for me. There always coming.
Look it hurts me. You're hurt. Thank you. I appreciate now that
he begin. Look when I sayniggers, I am talking about you,
but I'm not specifically covered at you. But what I'm what I am saying
is you're accusing me of having falseperceptions, are putting on a facade.

(01:19:11):
But I've I've lived in my truthto these women on the pod, in
my in my social media. Ithink we have the same exact tendencies.
Yeah, but you're saying I'm fullof shit, but your presentation is different.
Yeah, so your presentation is misleadingbecause you come off as this god
fearing, Christian, faithful dude.But you're just like me, but you're

(01:19:35):
presenting it in a better package.Oh no, so you have a false
perception of who I am. Iknow your stories. That's never been that's
never been my reality. I comeup here and give it up every week
on the pod, I say thelaws, No, Pa, it's giving
it. The pod is crazy.I come up here and give it up.

(01:19:56):
I'm one hundred and ten every singleday in your life in uh,
in podcasts and everything. So wheneverI'm meeting these shorties and I'm telling them
what it is, nigga, I'mbeing up front, Yo, I'm telling
these bitches wild stories, I'm tellingthem how it is. What you think
is fake and phony is really howI naturally think. I do think this
certain behavior is toxic and things.Sometimes piece is better. Piece is always

(01:20:21):
my go to. I don't thinkpeace. I think you argue with several
women every day. No, Pieceis always the priority of my life for
you. Understanding your piece is communicationand understanding are of the utmost important to
me. So I'm never trying toargue one, never trying to go back
and forth. You buying into thisbecause of his presentation, right, because

(01:20:41):
it's because it's cadence, you know, like like like like people. I
think I would buy into it becauseI feel like Kevin, I be agreeing
on a lot of ship. Youknow, because because he because he because
he has like a woman Wow,he has women feminine energy. Right.
No, No, Like there's thistag that's been placed on me right in
the comedy world. Oh, he'sthe hood comedian. It's like nigga,

(01:21:02):
I went Ivy League school, bro, you know what I mean. I'm
a dad like I do mad likeI don't know anybody. These niggas smoke
mad weed. I've never done drugsin my life. Like, Yo,
how to fuck are y'all niggas?Because I'm more aggressive you niggas? Is
you comedian? Niggas is way hoodedthan me? Son? Okay, you

(01:21:23):
feel what I'm saying. No,I understand the analogy. It's crazy.
It's like I get it because oh, because I'm black and I'm flying,
I wear Jurigan, I got abeard. That's why it ain't because if
we talk about lifestyles, niggas,I live in the suburbs. Bro,
You've been to my house, right, I live in the fucking suburbs.
I live in the whole white nighborBut I drive a socer Mom range Rover.
There's nothing hood about me, son, except for the way I handle

(01:21:45):
shit. Yo, person that isthat's a factor. I feel like you
picking and choosing the factors that youdon't wanna that you guys, that you
don't want to be associated with whatever. Nigga anyway, moving along, but
uh uh, I don't even knowhow we got on that. But let's
move along. Let's go. Thisis a little crazy right here. Uh

(01:22:06):
So I saw this story and Ithought it was pretty funny. I think
I figured I figured I save itfor the pod. This was crazy,
check us out. A crossing guardin Darby, Delaware County has been arrested.
The guard is charged of giving eastcigarettes and marijuana to students. Six
old Lee was taken into custody lastnight. The students attend Penwood Middle School

(01:22:30):
right there, pos right there,right there? Whoa man? If nobody
knew what you beat, I wasabout to talk about that because I want
to go back to this part right. First of all, I think she
should get a pass. Why becauseshe looks like a kid too. She
looks she she's she's a midget.The sides being snatched out is crazy.

(01:22:57):
She's a midget crossing guard with astash. Already. She got a bad
position in life because she's a crossingguard. She needed her job. You
know, some of these bitches belooking real good with one of that.
He looks insane. She had astash. Would you beat Yeah, from
right here, I beat no.No, you're lying. No, No,
definitely, I tell you I've comeon this part and give it up.

(01:23:17):
I tell you the truth. No, she got up. But she
had a little cute, little stature, but a midget crossing that musot.
The mug shot be making you lookcrazy, you know, the you've been
crying and making I don't know ifyou knew this, but back in the
nineties, girls with little mustaches waslike a cute It was in yeah,

(01:23:38):
did you know? Yeah, likewe fuck with it now. I'm not
trying. I know, big SteveHarvey type joint, but like like what
she got, Yeah, now,prince, try to make it cool because
Prince had a mustache, Yeah,prince, and he had because he was
in rodging this and he would bringthe opposite type of energy. But I
don't think that's the case at all. So you know, is a man

(01:23:58):
son. Yeah, So why wouldwe think women are sexy with a mustache
because the prince? You want thefuck prince. No, A lot of
a lot of girls try to rockthe prince. A lot of girls were
like jocking that st I don't knowif that's true. So I think I
think no, no, because no, I think that correlates with body.
Here period, women weren't shaving theircoochies like different time they had heard their
arm based like that was yeah,like yeah, the nineties girls had them.

(01:24:23):
But like when people try to bringit back now it's not. But
then, you know, I thinkit's just all right. It's just the
reason like back in the days allpresidents had beards and then now I think
it's just a shift in the shift. And what was attractive at one time,
being a fat girl was sexy asshit, you know what I was
thinking of In the eighties. Rightin the eighties, it was really in

(01:24:46):
style like it's depicted in movies,and I remember it from when I was
a little kid, really really darkskinned girls that were kind of ugly.
Was like this ship. Everybody hadto have that. Bro. I'm forty
something years old and I'm telling you, bro, give me an example of
that. All right, you everseen first of all, there was this

(01:25:06):
real afrocentric thing back there, right, So the darker the woman, that
was the ship. Like you hadto have a dark skinned girl in the
eighties. Yes, she had tobe really dark skinned. Give me an
example of that. I'm just talkingabout not in pop culture. I'm talking
about in the hood. That's howit was, okay, like everybody have
a dark skin. Girls were big, butts was the thing. If you

(01:25:27):
look at any of the old musicvideos, all the girls were darks and
like this. Remember I remember somecolorism. It came about, like what
models came along, like in thenineties. And shit, if you look
at even the older like in movielike how black women depicted in movies.
If you go back in the oldermovies, the women were dark. The

(01:25:47):
black women were dark, but thenthey lightened up over the years. What
about Coming to America That movie hasbeen in the eighties was super light.
That's kind of where around the timeit started the colorism thing, because remember
we didn't run ship. We hadto put who they wanted. What they
said was attracted. What about PamGreer, She was like a super popping
hand grier, was it? Butthat's it. That's a different type of

(01:26:11):
woman. Pam Gray is one ofthe most beautiful women that ever walked the
planet. Bro one of one likethat. Right, there was and remember
this is back. There was reallyno It was no weave, it was
light makeup. Titties was real,there was no fake asses. What you
saw is what you got. Couldthink about it. Remember how sexy?
Remember little Kim was dark skin,foxy brown. Lord have mercy son.

(01:26:34):
But let's go back to the backto the ship. Students reported Lee would
smoke marijuana with the kids. Pleasesay. Lee was also contacting some students
through text. Poor midget, Ithink they can't give up pass. She
already got a got a handicap.Yeah, if you put a headdress on

(01:26:54):
that bitch, she'd be What aboutthe mustache though, That's fine, I
forgot. We had to ship onhere with a full beard. Nigga,
that nigga husher was bigger than mine. That's fine. She's pretty. She's
a pretty girl. Oh. I'vealways had this theory about this nigga right
here. Oh, I don't wantto hear that. No, no,

(01:27:18):
listen about no. Yeah, we'regoing there, bro, I'm sick of
it. I'm sick of the narrativebeing spun. And I'm and I'm gonna
say if you never heard nobody elsesaid, son O, Marion can't dance.
That's blast. He can't listen.You know what the problem is with
this nigga. That's blasphemy. It'sbecause he liked to dance. So y'all

(01:27:39):
think he can dance. He can'tdance. Bro, Look, these moves
is trash. Look hello, youcan't separate this, so we don't.
By the way, this is theworld Star. This is not YouTube.
I have YouTube premium people, Okay, can't help the ads on this one.

(01:28:06):
That's not a move, son Seethat's the thing he's cutting to the
parts that. First of all,there's never any reason to do this move.
That's not a dance. Yeah,that's not that's not a move.
Plus five, this is not dance. Nigga can't dance. Look, that's
not a dance moves, so goodyou can't dance, I will battle marian

(01:28:32):
Son. You'll get mopped up.I don't think you remember when he was
David and you got served nigga.He was, he was serving up Elgin
alright. And I'm saying this,bro, I'm saying I miss the Rids
warehouse. I'm saying this from I'ma dancer, bro, Yeah me too.
No no, no, no no, I'm a professional dancer. I'm

(01:28:55):
also a dancer. You can't funkwith me. Let's let's get that out
there. I'm about the dancer thispodcast. But that nigga can't dance,
bro, No, he could,He's so advanced. You ever see a
nigga who was so good at step? You ever see someone who's so good
at dance? The other one,j Buck, he can't bugging a better

(01:29:16):
dancers than a That's the thing say, people, listen these these now listen.
I know, bet you can't sexualnigga, Jerry Curle seven. I
know people. They got you,Son, they got you. They made
you think this nigga dance and hecan't dance, bro. And when I
saw this video, I was somad. I'm like, this nigga is

(01:29:36):
trash. Bro. I think thatHello, Okay, I think that we
just think that a lot of peoplesee him as a dancer because of when
he how he was when he wasgrowing up. But really, when you
compare, because we've been watching ChrisBrown dance Chris and he still got it.
When you compare day, Yeah,when you compare the two of them

(01:29:59):
today, it's like not never coulddance. He had a smooth little kripwalk
there. What's that one thing withthe little red coat and ship and he
was that was that was he thoughthe was eating the thing. But he
always did that. There's always lookedlike that, but it didn't. It
didn't look like everybody swore Britney Spearscould dance back in the day. Little

(01:30:23):
white girl dancing can dance. Shegot choreography crazy when she does. That's
what I'm saying, Danny Jackson neverlost it. She can actually never lost
never lost it. He never hadit. What I'm saying that he can
dance. We didn't realize it untilhe can. I'm like, this nigga

(01:30:45):
can't dance. I murdered this dancer. You understand the difference between freestyle and
choreography. Yes, this nigga whenhe's doing freestyle ship. He's just free
flowing. But this is why theythey're cutting it. They're cutting it.
I want to see this. I'veseen him. It's like straight through like
this nigga garbage because you do thatone little bum ass backflip and a couple
of pop locks. Niggas trash broOh Mario can't dance, son and y'all

(01:31:09):
not about to have some revisionist historyand change the narrator. Y'all don't remember,
you got served. Y'all don't remember, Oh David and Elgin was even
worse than Elgin was. Don't comefrom my nigga market. That nigga was
doing it, broken leg both garbage, not that they don't do nothing for
a little saint. Them niggas lostniggers. Those niggas served weight up waiting

(01:31:30):
them. Them niggas lost nigger.The niggas got eight yo and Emerald twisted
this nigga's leg up and the firstof all on that movie, son in
the hallway, Sonny was ringing downblow. They beat this ship. They
beat the niggas so hard to bagwent like tip. Meanwhile, Heaven was
played in the background. He wasabout bro that one big nigga. So

(01:31:57):
the weight that punsch came from uphead. Oh my god, they beat
Elga accident and he was a haterson. Yo, let me was a
heat up heavy hated. I hatedthe grandmam too, Like how little her
arms was. She had the grandmothershe had the little arms with the big
wild bodies, and she was shapedlike humpy dumpty. Hey, and why

(01:32:17):
are you live in the hood butyou got fifteen hundred dollars to throw away
on a dance battle? Go investout crazy? So first of all,
no, them niggas was pussy.Let's get into you them niggas was pussy
because one of my favorite movies Somethingwhen Wade came to the park talking crazy,
Yeah, was most to leave aboutthe nig would have got all the
niggas on the court, like,yo, it's two white boys and all

(01:32:40):
of beat you k and niggas ain'tdoing nothing the wild because you never see
you guys, served don't tell meyou never saw It's not that I never
see saw it. There's a coupleof movies that are like I've seen them,
but I didn't like pay attention tothem, or I didn't get through
the whole storyline, and you gotserved as one of them. Like,
I don't know what the fuck y'alltalking about my boos and that making good.
That's my baby Jennifer Freeman, she'sabusive to you know, she had

(01:33:05):
she hadcked up a couple of timeswith domestic Jennifer Freeman. I heard she
had a secret affair with David Wayne'son my wife. That's not a secret.
Yeah, it's out there now.Did we talk about them talking about
Yeah? No from Meghan Good that'smy boot Like, that's one of them.
But you know, Megan got ina real bad habits. She smoked
cigarettes. Bro, that's fine.No, I'm not cool with that.

(01:33:27):
I can't date it. One moresmoked cigarettes? Would you? Could we
have a podcast from Could we havea podcast day where we all watch you
Got Served together here at the like, Bro, you got Served as one
of my favorite movies of all time? But I know that movie is I
love them as nigga? I alsodid I love that movie? Bro?
I gotta see this. Yeah,I'll pull up some videos. Did you

(01:33:48):
see the video that I made yesterdaythe day before dating in Central Florida Team
clubs? So you're a little bitolder. So you remember the groove and
like that groove. Yeah. Sowhen I was a teenager, there used
to be clubs that you could goto and they nigga. I moved it.
Well, I mean I wasn't ateenager, but I was in college.
I used to go to the grooves. Nigga. We talked about niggas

(01:34:10):
like you yo, shoot, itwas like eighteen. I was twenty trying
to yo, trying to No,I didn't bitches, I didn't go there,
no teen night though, Oh youwent there as an adult, like
on the adult night. No,I went there like college like college kids.
Yeah. Like, yeah, I'mtwenty one. For you, I'm
in the building that you're saying itwas eighteen and under. The teen nights

(01:34:32):
was thirteen to Oh no, hellno, I ain't never stepping ineen.
No, that's crazy. It's thatteam that is insane. I ain't going
there for that. We used tohave nineteen and twenty year old niggas because
like, all you have to dois have your student ID and they would
come in and steal our bitches.Nigga. We getting rides home, like
we wait for our moms to comepick us up at city Walk and these

(01:34:55):
nigga's like, hey, yo,you know I got a car in Jurassic
going to a party with his thirteenyear old Jurassic part Going to a party
when thirteen year olds as a grownman is insane. Bro. These niggas
was coming and they were was dancing, nah son, No no way,
bro, no way. Never.We had a team club on OBT called
Club Cocos Nigga and they would bring. First of all, they had female

(01:35:19):
promoters. They had like fourteen andfifteen year old girls on the flyer and
they was like yo, past theseall to everybody at school. And then
they would do torque competitions and itwas adults running this shit and they were
like yo, hey you you y'allcome up here and y'all do a little
torque off. And niggas was fifteenand sixty. Then they're going crazy,
like yo, these bitches is shakingass. It was completely unhinged. It

(01:35:44):
should have never happened. It shouldhave never happened at the Groove, at
the Groove, at Club Cocos,La Sapasuda and Kassemi. The blowouts we
used to do those at skate reflections. Never none of those bro. There
were so many teen clubs and likeniggas was going crazy in my coming.
I remember like when I first movedout here, I didn't really know the
club so I was in college.So this I came in for college and

(01:36:08):
I moved back to New York,so I only knew like City Walk clubs.
I actual to go to Bob Marley. Bob Marley grew Latin Quarters.
Yeah, I actually go to them. And then you had like Antigua Limelight
and what else they had. HI love, but that's a talk now.
Yeah, the off in that building. But nigga, I remember it

(01:36:31):
was a time where the whole ChurchStreet you didn't even have to go in
no club. That ship was justso lit. Yes, church was crazy.
That was before my time. Itwas Wall Street for me. That
was like Churches. Vintage used tobe Room twenty two. No. Vincent
was on on Church Okay, rightnext to Yo. Yeah, they had

(01:36:54):
a they had like a swinging inlike the bartenders with like Spraydy's air things.
That ship was flat all over theplace where was Limelight at Limelight was
on the other side, like bythe courthouse, Okay. It was that
it was like down by the otherside, like Washington and in Orange.
By the couse, I will saythat I am glad that I got my

(01:37:15):
good club being in Orlando out ofthe way. It's over with now,
so I'm glad that I was therefor some of them. I mean,
like, it's a lot of shiton not that the Improv used to be
called Matrix and Metropolis. The improvone side. I don't know what that
other place is on across from it, but one club was Matrix, the

(01:37:35):
other one was Metropolis, and youplayed one entry go on both clubs.
That's what the improv used to be. Yes, because the Improv used to
be downtown. Yes, it usedto be where Harry Buffalo, right,
that was the actual Improv comedy club. But now it's over what it is.
But back then that was and thatship was crazy bro, and that's
when you had a dress code.Even at Roxy's. Roxy was going down.

(01:37:58):
Roxy was the first club that I'vebro. Listen, you had to
go to it was Roxies. Atanother club called JJ Whispers, you had
to get dressed up, but youhad to go in there. You couldn't
even you had to wear shoes.Shoes, yes, guys do it.
No hats. That's how it was. I got pictures of me, nigga,
I show you when I was inmy early Firestone. You ever been

(01:38:19):
with the Firestone platformed there? Butwhen it was what was it that five
to seven? Because the Firestone wasalso five seven, it turned into that
later Firestone what it was first though, and then it was something else too,
right, it's been like three it'ssome other ship that's called Vanguard or
something like that. Look at this, go to my albums. What the

(01:38:41):
albums at albums? Check this out? So look, this is my throwbacks.
This is when I was, wellthat first picture of Random in the
green shirt with that Yeah, that'sme. That's me. Where did I
go with album? What the didI just do? Yeah? I think
all right, So look so outrandom picks? This was what the fuck?

(01:39:04):
Oh? Here go? So lookthis was when. This is when
I yeah, that's when I hadthat's an old ass taho. Look this
is that roxies. Look yeah,that's that rock. That's how we had
to dress back then, and thatwas in my early twenties. I ain't
wear hat. I was ball backthen. Though. This is my early

(01:39:25):
twenties. Like niggas used to goto clubs just like that as young guys.
Young dudes don't dress like that nomore. Were like twenty three years
over here, Bro, you hadto go super young. We was in
there with our pepplam tops and ourblazers, and jay Z made y'all do
that look. Yeah, the jeanswith the blazer is nasty work, super

(01:39:45):
nasty. Jay was like, yo, take off the throwbacks, take off
the Timberlan's nigga tried to put ontime to put on a button? Mad
young Andy, You's crazy niggas dressedlike that? Now, Son Gucci and
shit like that. That was backin the early two thousands. Ed hardy
Gucci, you have been a flatnigga for a long time. But anyway,
let's get back to the show.So I'll start gloating the showing off

(01:40:06):
old super old son getting age thoughaged really well, that's twenty years ago.
Oh what happened to the thing?The ducket are here we go.
This is the last story, y'all, and this is wild. So all
you niggas with fake jewelry on outhere, sun keep wearing it because it

(01:40:27):
could save your blood clot life.Check this out. This nigga was wearing
a fake chain. It looked likeda miraculous story near Denver, Colorado,
where a man escaped a devastating fate, all things to the chain around his
neck Commerce City police. This necklacestopped a bullet from piercing the man's neck.
He was shot during an argument.Look by a stroke of luck the

(01:40:50):
bullet Please say the necklace is likelythe oh reason the man is still alive.
He walked away with only a puncture. Will bro you are wearing that
chain, son, So all youfake chain niggas, just no sons.
They will save you all. Thisgolden ship bro get something and it was

(01:41:12):
broke. Look it's broke. It'sbroke with the clamp. That shane't been
through a lot and it saved hisfucking life. Son. My clamp is
good. So fake jeury is goodfor something, son, So all you
fake jeury niggas. Son. Didyou ever hear about the girl who said
that skims, her skims bodysuit savedher life? I think I heard something
about that, but refreshed my momoryshe got I think she was at like

(01:41:33):
a New Year's Eve party or somethingand they started shooting. She did get
shot, but because the the shaperis so tight or whatever it like.
Basically like Boomerang off, so alittle cat. I mean, Kim kardashi
out here saving lives, allegedly savedmultiple lives. She got that nigga out
of jail, didn't She did somesh She did some attorney ship a couple

(01:41:57):
of years ago and got a niggaac quitted her. So she's been on
that prison reform shift. Yeah.Yeah, No, Kim Kardashian is great.
You think so? No, Butso listen, y'all got anything else?
I got anything coming up? Y'allwant to promote man? Anything?
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(01:42:40):
for something to do, you're partof the lifestyle. You want to check
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a big birthday shout out to myson Kiro. He will be six years
old. Let's go Kyro, He'sgonna be six years Oh my boy,
ain't no baby no more. Sohappy birthday to my pancake man. Oh

(01:43:03):
and tomorrow, well it's gonna air. I'm going to have done it by
the time this is got to recordthat we got to play that show.
But I will be at Jazz Tastingstomorrow seven thirty and then possibly again on
the twenty seventh of this month.Okay, we'll be able to So tomorrow
seven thirty, I'm gonna have topull up on that, but I go.

(01:43:25):
I said, this is a light. I'm probably gonna do like two
or three songs. That's still it'sgoing to be like other people. So
I'm coming there. Heckle you heyyo, do Alicia Keys. We want
to hear Keisha Cole love you know. I was, I was. I
was at Corey Hokom showed this pastweekend. I gotta say this, Corey

(01:43:46):
hokum, but absolutely one of theworst dress comedians in the Games. He
dresses ridiculous. But that is oneof my idols, like for sure,
like like top, therennier you are, the more you can get away,
the more talented you That's what itis. Bro. He be wearing some
bullshit. Bro, That's been thecase since Elton John. This nigga had

(01:44:08):
to pay Rick Owens on that cameup, like the girl ones that come
all the way up to your youknow, the high ones. Nuts nuts.
I'm like, yo, he iscrazy out here, man. But
anyway, let's wrap it up.You actually a great show, Like I
think it was funny, the lighthearted, like this lighthearted move. We was
in today at a good time.And I think it's because we ain't had
no alcohol. Yeah, we're justhere. We ain't drinking nothing. Water

(01:44:31):
show. Yeah, it was good, great show. It's nice to not
be toxic. I'm still hot.I'm still hocked up, nigga. You
about to go get dunk after theshow. I'm still hocked up on fucking
pre workout for him because I wanta really crazy workout regimen right now,
because I'm trying to get back downto about two twenty five. Me too,
I didn't wait to put the picturesup. Son. Yeah, I'm

(01:44:53):
trying to get all them pictures isgoing right up on this episode, put
it up. But anyway, y'all, this is that big episode two hundred
and thirteen of the Old Jokes that'son podcast. Make sure you guys like
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(01:45:15):
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All right, so that's episode thirteenin the books. We will see
y'all next week, same time,same blood, clot place,