Episode 214: Bars for Grandma

In this episode Wil & Kev discuss Juneteenth, Diss records for grandmothers, Transmen,  Proper threesome etiquette and much more!!!!!

Episode Transcript

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Yeah, man, so it isfucking Juneteenth. Let's go. I don't
know if we should have took theday off or what, but it's June
changing. Not two black men workingon Juneteenth. Bro, Well we see,
but it's cool thing. While we'verunning our own shit, we ain't
working for nobody. All right.Question, do you know what Juneteenth is?
Yes? Do you? Yeah,a lot of people don't. It's
new. It's new. I knowthe holiday itself is new, but I'm

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saying it just got recognized as anofficial holiday twenty twenty one. Yeah.
So yeah, a lot of peoplethink that it's like the freeing of the
slave, the first time of thefree, but like it's really like the
anticipation or like the emancipation after theywere officially set free. Right, So
what it was was the eighty sixtythree Abraham Lincoln sn the Emancipation Proclamation in

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eighteen sixty five, the troops wentthrough Galveston, Texas and free the remains.
Like these niggas knew we was free, bro for years. They saw
that, they saw the mail comein. There was like these niggas can
read. It's like, hey,mass, so what's the safe? It
was like, say, get backto work, nig It was like,

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see anything for me, get backto anything for me? You know you
don't get man, they see blackniggas coming through a horse back, like
what the wait a minute, whydo so many black people walking through here?
Yo? Well yo yo slaves?Yeah? They they they slaves with
an extra free period. They getfree period. They got mad Hall passes,

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they were they was off for goodbehavior. If you keep doing good
one day, we'll let you walkaround. Can you fathom like lavery?
What you see how they do uslike they do us so filthy in this
country because I'm not saying June teenthdoesn't matter, but it doesn't matter.
More white people are getting than anything. Symbolism of it matters, but bro,

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it didn't matter when it really mattered, Like they should have gave it
to us back when not during slavery, but they should have gave it to
us back at least when we're beingoppressed Jim Crow or civil rights error.
Here, companies are ungrateful niggas.Yo. Life was hard. We feel
we've been trying to figure it out. Son. We give us something non
fun that we can't be grateful.No, no, you know why we
can't because they gave this nigga.A lot of people don't know that they

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had Japanese internment camps here, yeah, or World War two, and they
give them a reparation. They gotreparation, they got this. They don't
even talk about that ship, like, yeah, they got reparation. They
kept that shit hushed. Bro.The Holocaust that Jews America tool America.
Bro, we wasn't it didn't evenhappen over here. Respectfully, they be
honing black people out. But it'sbecause we're not unified as a community.

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That's the fact. We don't haveno leadership, we don't have no U
centralized Like, well, that's notgender. I'm gonna tell you what it
is. It's that we don't gotno smoke behind our words. Because any
type of power that's ever been takenin history has been taken. Yeah,
we want to march and sit downand all that white people. One thing
I could respect, bro, thesemotherfuckers is violent. Nigga ain't no talking.

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Yeah, listen, gimme minds likeany it's in any country that white
the white man is occupied. Theytook that ship. They know, like
even thingsgiven like it wasn't O dinnernigga. They killed them, niggas running
over turkey and corn and maize andshit, bro everything. And that's the
thing about black people, Like whenniggas they'reing the whole George Floyd thing in
a Black Lives Matter like, Yo, let's put on all black. I'm

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like, Bro, what I said, I say, Yo, hold on?
What does what does Orlando police haveto do with Minneapolis police? Bro?
Son? They didn't do anything,bro, because for the most part,
I've never had issues with Orlando police. I've never had issues with police
period. I know they bugging insome places. I'm not dismissing how it
is, and they're probably bugging herein Orlando. I'm just saying for my

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personal spirit, it never had noproblem the fact that they put police in
this bucket like their soldiers. It'slike every police department is independently land.
It's not one blue like NYPD,is not like OPD, OPD is not
like LAPD. It's all different jurisdictions. So why you marching in Florida about
some ship that police did in NewYork? No, I see the power

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of marching in Unison as a country. No, it never worked. It's
never worked because you know that gamenational news attention shit started changing about to
have a conversation about police watches.But how we We're the most powerful nation,
so people look into us as theexample, like national shit don't work
for us? Where the where theThey're like, yo, what the fuck?
Like No in South Korea is likewhat the fuck you want us to

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do? Like we looked at yourniggas for help. Yeah yeah, yeah,
But in order to solve problems,we gotta look internally and then outwardly.
I can't be worried about being aninfluence if niggas next are getting stepped
on and ship in big facts.But what I'm saying is in America,
in anywhere in the country, onlything that works is revolution. Bro.
Only you gotta you gotta hurt somebodylike it. It does nothing changed until

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somebody gets hurt. I think something'schanged after the George Floyd shit like that.
I think that white people came togetherand was like, hey, this
Derek shov and shit ain't right.Black people were like you, I'm sick
and tired of this. They gota whole nother thought process about that.
But I saw so many white peoplebe like, you know what, yo,
No, this was fucked up tous too. Okay, what was
going on during that, right?You know what, you can neither confirmer

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deny it for me, right becausewhat was going on at the same time
the pandemic the pandemic. Bro,I think white people just ain't have nothing
to do. I think they're like, yo, all right here, they
just look love of cause here's theopportunity for us to go outside. Yeah,
right, because they inserted themselves allthe way into this ship, like
they never gave a fuck before.Bro. White people love inserting themselves.

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People have they insert themselves and thenthey take over. Yeah. It's like,
nigga, it's not your plight,bro, Like ask us what we
want? Yeah, how dare youget out in front of my cause it
beat the white women. The whitewomen want to be they want to be
saviors and they want to look theywant to look like valiant allies so much.
But on the other side of that, black people are always like yo,

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nobody's helping us. Nobody's helping us. And the bument that white people
come try to help because they didn'thelp. They was the one causing the
riots. It was causing ruckets.Yeah, they was breaking windows the stuff.
And yeah, because that ship happenedduring the election year too. Yeah,
that will happen. You know.They they'll send out people to cause
a right, it wasn't that wasn'tname, that organization, wasn't what they

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call. I feel like, yo, h no, that's the South.
That's the real you know, thereal thing that the Nigga Association. That's
nasty work bro. Now, Bro, they will send some people out there
to disrupt man. Yeah. Man, But speaking of white people insert themselves

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in our culture, bro, wegot to do a better job at protecting
our stuff, my nigga because whitepeople do too much. So it's like
it's like we got to stop invitingpeople to the barbecue. Yeah. No,
I agree with that and disagree wholehearted. No, No, I don't
like that we even say that.It's like, yo, if you're good
at because if you're good at somethingthat we are known for doing, ain't
kudos. Yeah, but don't justbe like, oh, yeah, he's

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invited to the barbecue, Like theydon't invite us to ship nigga so and
and when it's something that's quote unquotetheirs, they don't have the same energy
for us. So the Black peopleare way too forgiving and too inviting,
and we gotta shut ship down becausethey One thing white people will do is
make a mockery of your ship towhar Now it's a joke, like I'll
be seeing nigga if you go toBrooklyn. They have tours through the projects

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niggas like, like you said,game or something, Welcome to Marshy Projects.
Yeah, you can get the bestbarbecue I've seen tick talkers, Harlem
shaking in front and Harlem dagging infront of Massie product, nigga walking and
ship. You will get your brainsblown out for that ship. Me I'll
get shot for that. These niggasgotta hop on a tour bus like even

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with this is. I saw thisand I'm like, come on, son,
like they and these women are deadass serious bro oh no dad,
serious, check these bars? Ohno, hold hold hold no, we
got what's going on to get thefull brunt of this. This is so
bad and these bitches are dead serious. Why she looks like Wednesday Adams in

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fucking Adams Family when given got Isound my mom and me okay there we
go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thead Dead series people actually came out
to support this bullshites and that's notcheck this out. So for the listener,
these are some white women who decidedto battle rap be battle rappers,
and man oh man, when Itell you here we go my mama maybe

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this headband. From what I understand, your mama meets you. What the
fucking jugo, Take your g EDand your SDD and get rocks. Motherfucker
before you r r P. Youcan't rock, so go do some reps,
you know, work your biceps,the nets, climb up and fight
the steps. I know that sketchyou right went on to break your nets,
so you might want to stretch first, then do some chest presses,

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you know, work your pets.That's probably too complex. You wouldn't want
to break so just a head Butwould you ever be like me on a
level legit that you will never seeburbolotic relation while you went home participating in
unsanitary masturbation motion. Stupid bitch justwhipped drastic. Gave you a splinter.

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But you don't have to be awhimper whipper because it was just a fucking
slipper. You're just lucky that I'lllet you walk out of here without a
limp let alone with your limbs,Let alone with your liver, Let alone
that I'll let you whip your littlebitch. Oh yeah, no, that
you that's all you're going to getAroundn't you go suck some dirty dick.

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The final question, how can youcall yourself an Aboriginal when you don't have
any apps and you're not original?Come on? What? Oh? Yeahs?
Yeah? Yeah, we gotta doa better job of protecting our culture,
bro, Like, we can't allowthis ship, son. We gotta
be the gate. We gotta gatekeep shit. Son. No, I

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think that was good. I thinkwe just need a little bit of coach.
You was, yo, You wasn'tseeing the vision. That's the problem.
Sometimes wrap be too over your niggasheads. That's why y'all can't appreciate
people like nas. You know what? Yeah, they like they just put
the same thing. Yeah, that'shigh level rap right there. Bro,
did you hear what she said?How can you be an Aboriginal you don't

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got no abs and you're not original? Wow? Mind blown? I would
have never put those two together.That's a soliloquy, my nigga, certain
speaking of rapping as a nigga whobattle raps, and freestyles the mational question.
I've seen you battle rap and playaround with it. I play around
you just be joking. I'm joking. I'm not a rapper. I don't

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have the heart, the bars,the time, or the energy for I
fuck with it a little bit.I'm not high level, but I know
about r L smack. Like Iwatched Conceited Arsenal. I keep up with
like some battles here. The guysguy, the guys if you like yo,
I know the Loaded Lux just battlethey had you know what I just

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had. You know they have theirbiggest events here in Orlando. Yeah,
No, the Knight of Main Eventstheir biggest event. They do it in
Orlando. Now, I know alot of the local battle rappers out here,
like shout out to Isaac Knox andU r C Sniper n Shira And
she's for the females now, butthere's a there's a bunch of but she's

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garbage. She's new, she's new, and I don't think that she takes
it. I think she's trying toshout in the Shira she's the homie,
but she can't wrap. So she'sdoing no, She's doing a lot of
things in a lot of different areas. She's great. What the fun was
that? Is that a you hitit? Yeah? Yeah, it's not
like a fire alarm. That waswild. Okay. Uh. Anyway,
moving along, moving along, movealong. Let's stick on a rap sh

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son this this You wasn't asked meno questions about uh about my rapping abilities?
No, I just won't know ifyou take it service now, No,
no, no, no. Butyou seen me do it before?
Yes, yes, I've seen doit for so check it out. Speaking
of rapping, right, all right, so let me let me read this
art. So this is a Columbusteam, Columbus Georgia team. A scary
situation of Columbus Georgia turned into afamily warfare and clout chasing accusations. A

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teenager who was declared missing released adish track aimed at his grandmother, prompt
in another family, I'm going torespond bro that the back and forth family.
Tyrone Gyles, fifteen, had lastbeen seen in the Oakland Park area,
but his grandmother wasn't certain of hiswhereabouts. She reported y'alls missing to
the Columbus Police Department, leading toa search for the young team. Fortunately,
he was found, but he wasnot. He wasn't happy about the

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hysteriaists around the location. I've justbeen chilling living, all right, that's
all right. The reason why I'msaying all of the bars, hey,
shout out to your ability to readtoo. I'm so impressed by a nigga
like you that reads so fluently.Bro. What is that like a ninth
or tenth grade reading level that yougot? Nigga that said fucking I read
genius levels? Huh, that's incredible. I know most people who are smart

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read at like a ninth or tenthgrade level. Yeah, yeah, that's
low. It don't get much betterthan that. Yeah, but I know
I just I read very fast too, Like no, you did, yo,
I'm impressed if I If you putthose up to me right now and
I have to read it, I'mstumbling. You can't read like no,
I probably could, but uh,you know, the mics and the TV
and everything, and the cameras areon me. I'm feeling I feel the

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pressure unless you read. So checkis out right? He says, uh
is this the same one? Anyway? Make a long story short. This
kid right made bars towards his grandma. Bro. He he got he was
missing his grandmother put out a missionlike any grandmother would. He was missing,
she couldn't find him. So thiskid instead of you know, he

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made a dish track about his grandma'sand Bro, it's not funny. As
a black man, I'm offended.But as a comedian, why are you
offended? I'm not with the didyou love your grandma? You know?
Yeah? But Bro, as acomedian and as a social media person,

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this ship is hilarious. He gavehis grandmother bars nigga, I got the
song. Would you like to hearit? I would love to hear it.
I loved it. Bro, It'sa creative outlet, my nigga.
I'm feeling a little frustration. Theproblem with our generation and your generation is
when we was upset with our parentsor our grandparents, you just have to
take that to the chest and eatit. But you should, though,

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no, because you know what thatdoes. That builds up repressive frustration.
You grow up there and hate them. Well, I can vouch for that
because I was raised by my auntfor the most part, and she shut
down every I wasn't allowed to havean opinion. No I wasn't. I
was always wrong, of course,and but in the and and uh,

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the good thing that happened came outof it. I have a career because
of it. That's why I'm alwaysso quick to attack people who attack me
first. Bro, Listen, alot of people don't nest where it from.
All though its funny, you seeroast of people inside, I'm fucking
furious, like nobody's gonna nobody's gonnafuck with me. Bro, nobody's gonna
somebody's gonna violate. I have tobe quiet all my teen years, so

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I'm not being quiet. I hadto be quiet. Bro, she didn't
let me say shit. I wasalways wrong. Listen. And because I
was always so intelligent, and myson deals with the same thing. Cairo
is hyper intelligent, like he's justcertain six, bro, but he speaks
so articulate. If you hear himtalk, he talks very articulate. Because
I've never talked to him like ababy. I always talked to him like

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how I talk, right, SoI understand that. And even even as
a person who used to teach,teachers are offended when kids are intelligent.
You know, that's the story ofmy life. You know, when when
kids can advocate, can rest oreven challenge your curriculum. Bro. Teachers

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get very offended by that. Me. I invite that. I'm like,
oh yeah, do tell like Iloved and sightfle shit. Like my nephew
yesterday we were talking about we hada back and forth. He's seven.
I'm sorry, he's nine. We'shaving a conversation about animals. Bro.
I'm full of like useless information.Bro. I'm asking, like, hey
man, what's the biggest insect inthe world, what's the most poisonous reptileent?

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Bro? This kid knew it alland I'm like and I was like
so impressed. I'm like yeah,But then I'm giving him new information and
he's loving that. He's absorbing that. That's always about learning, Like I
love to learn new shit. Andthat kid and Cairo the same way.
Like he's very receptive. So whatI know from children is you gotta let

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children talk. Like I tell mykids all the time. Lucy k had
a joke. He said, Hey, my kids have never said anything that
was important. Never nothing's important,But it matters because it's how they feel.
And if you don't now if theirworldview right, I said, I
said, listen, at the endof the day, you can have an
opinion. I'll give you an opinion, but the end all be all is

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going to be me because I'm alwaysplaying constant damage control. You don't understand
why you can't run it in themiddle of the street. I do yes
because I know consequences. You don'tunderstand the consequences. But you still allowed
to voice that to me. Sure, but when you shut them down.
So to your point about teachers andhow they don't like being challenged in terms
of like the curriculum and authority,I think doctor Umar says a lot of

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wild shit. But one thing thathe said that always resonated with me and
maybe think about my childhood. Hewas like, Yo, most teachers in
the country are white Protestant women,and white women are of a different culture.
Young black boys have a lot oftestosterone hormones in their system. We're
a little bit more rambunctious for awhile, and a lot of us highly

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intelligent ones. We're not trying tobe disrespectful or malitias. We just are
learning so much new shit and somuch new processes, and white women get
intimidated by that. There's a threatlevel to it. It's like, Yo,
I'm being put in danger. Ihave the risk of losing the respect
and authority of the other twenty fivekids in my class if this kid is

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running a muck over me. Sothere's a subconscious fear that, yo,
this kid is going to dominate meand a masculate me like that in the
classroom, and so they shut itdown real quick. They put us in
classes. They try to say,we got adhd were always in trouble.
They send it up to the principal'soffice forever. Nigga. I was a
kid that loved school, loved tobe educated. I've never been a malicious

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kid or a violent like wild out, but I would talk a lot and
I would crack jokes in class.Nigga, Yo, they shut me yo,
And I was one of the firstkids to always raise my hand.
I knew all the answers. Iwas ready to go. But they said
I was dumb. They said thatI was distracting other kids. They were
like, oh, he don't turnin his homework, he don't turn into
work. Nigga, Like I justforget. I'm like, I'm not focused

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taking an iqsyes No, I neverhave. My Q last time I tested
is one hundred and sixty five Okay, that's a little break genius level,
right. Okay, So I've alwaysbeen ahead. So I graduated high school
sixteen, and I've always been aheadwith everything. Carol's going through the same
shit, right, And his teacherwould come to me the challenging thing.

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He would say like, oh mygod, that's dope. He said that
in school. So I went topick him up last year and he says
to me, hey, your sonhas been using some inappropriate words. I'm
like, what's the inappropriate word touse? She goes, oh, he
said, he said something is dope. I said, white Protestant woman,
right, so I said, Isaid, oh, so, I said,
well, maybe you're not aware ofthis, but that's the equivalent of
a white boy saying cool. Yeah, so just because you don't know what

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it means, and it has adifferent meaning in your world. Culture culture,
right, culture matters, And whenthese white women right, not even
it's not even a black or whitething. When people of that are not
of the culture, right, hearhow other people live and they don't understand
in it. They think it's ignorant, they think it's unintelligent, and they
shut things down. Right, Andwhile you're growing up, while you're Cairo's

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age. Your teacher has so muchinfluenced her. Your validation matters. And
here's the thing too, That's whyfathers are so bro because I'm like I
told him, I said, listen, if your voice in context, is
everything right, even with curse words. Yeah, I always sow Chiro.
I don't want you cursing. Butif you are gonna curse, sit in
a proper context. Like I rememberwhen he was two years old, his

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mother was taking something from him.He said, you're not getting this fucking
toy. Bro. He put itin. I'm like, oh, good
context, impressive like he did justsay you know, kids, just and
I understand it. But it wasn'ta random curse like. He said it
in the right context. So I'mlike, hey, don't say fucking like,
don't say it, but good job, good job. Right. So

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she said, I said, listen, let me explain something to you.
Man. You're to tell my sonbodyhe saying is inappropriate, literally telling him
what your daddy says at home isinappropriate. Yeah. And I said,
listen, what he said my cultureis inappropriate, right, And I said
no, that's how he talks andhe's not going to change it, and
I'm pretty sure you told him that, and I'm letting you know in advance.

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I'm gonna let him know he cansay that as much as he wants.
It's not a curse. It's notinappropriate just because you don't understand what
it means. And his culture doesn'tmean he's he's off. Yeah. So
yeah, that's why your parents areso important. Yeah, bro, Yo,
I'm so mad at my parents asan adult that they would just buckle,
they would just back down whenever thesewhite people would come and tell him.

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I'm like, yo, you don'tknow your son. You don't know
me well enough to know my heart, and never had my back, never
challenge this story, never had whatthe teacher name is, Lawrence, right,
she was Jamaican, she had areal thick accent. Right. So
she goes and I'm sarcastic, bro, early comedian ship I didn't known be.

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Yeah, we're not We're not perfect. I'm not discussing our behavior.
I'm in eighth grade, bro,Yeah, but I'm wild. In order
for me to be first of allthe comments section right on my page,
they would say, yo, bro, you're witty as fuck, Like you're
you're witty right, I'm bro.Nothing changes you don't what you've always had
it. I've been that since Iwas a little kid, and anybody who's
witty I'm always impressed by. LikeI was fucking tell that first. Yeah.

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Yeah, So she goes, shegoes, missed me that where's the
homework? I need it? SoI said, well, technically you don't
really need it. You want it, yeah, yeah, but you don't
need it. Yeah, And ofcourse I enjoyed the attention. All the
kids are laughing. Yeah. Soshe said, if you keep up this
behavior, you're gonna end up ina cemetery. Say that to me,

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right, So of course me.Now, I'm offended because I'm on my
black power ship. Get up,I flipped the fucking shair. You mean,
I'm not gonna I'm mad, right, So I'm going off on it,
right because also I got to impressmy friends. Of course, Yeah,
I'm wrong, all right. Soshe calls home and she tells my
aunt that I picked the chair upand threw it at her. Yo,
why do teachers love saying that ship? Nigga, I just knocked it?

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She said, I picked it up, and I'm going to exaggerate. He
threw it at me. He wasaggressive. She calls home and then my
aunt goes, are you fucking crazy? I said, I would never.
I would never do you got mesounding crazy? Look at what she said.
He's a dialogue verbatim. Mam goes, are you calling a teacher a

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liar? I said, absolutely,he's lying to me. She said,
are you calling me a liar?I'm like, huh, you aren't even
air and hung up the phone onme, and I'm being yeah, so
you get hold No. Came upto the school and beat me in front
of my friends during class hours.Bro, Yo, the disrespect. Bro.
I've been in that situation so manytimes. I know we got a

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video that we're about to get toright. Let me just let you know
I dated a teacher. I wasdating you. She was like her It
was her first or second year,and she would tell me about the stories
about the kindergarten and first graders andhow they be like violent and aggressive.
And she was like, this kidthrough a desk at me. Yo,
my whole day was ruined. AndI was like, first of all,
Emily, stop, let me getthe context. What was he upset about?

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Why did he throw the desk?She's like, oh, he wouldn't
turn in his paper, so Itold him that he was gonna get his
zero on his grade. I waslike, all right, so you're telling
me a little kid, a fiveyear old, had this strength to pick
up a desk? He did hepick it up over his head? Did
he chuck it at you? Ishe expelled? Like, because that's not
okay? And she was like,oh no, he didn't pick it up,
but he he shoved it a littlebit and it moved a few feet.
I'm like, that's not the same, and you need to stop telling

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stories like that because what adults dois they hear that and they hear it
out of context. And now thatlittle boy is gonna be targeted and branded
as a violent kid. They're gonnaput him in classes, they're gonna put
him in anger management. He didn'tdo that to you, And women do
that ship all the time, andlike, oh yo, this nigga was

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mad aggressive with me. He owedme up. Is that what happened?
Is that really what happened? Man? Or are you looking for sympathy?
I don't like that shit at all. It's just it's just ridiculous about how
these kids. But I'm I'm I'ma strong advocate for that, and and
what I will say for all theparents who are listening, protect your children,
because there's I told my I said, listen, you don't know my

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son. Okay, you have himfor a couple of hours without the course
of the day, and that's it. I know what my If you say
Cairo was acted up in class andblah blah blah blah blah, I know
what he's capable of. His personalityis not gonna automatically change because he gets
around you. He's not a disruptor. He's just distracted a little bit.

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And also, his daddy is afucking genius. So you're not gonna tell
me that my son's an idiot becauseyou don't understand his culture. He's allowed
to get frustrated, he's allowed toget upset. Now disrespecting you is another
thing. Will address that. Butand you don't got to report everything to
me either. Do your fucking job. They got to I'm like, what
do you What do you want meto do? You want me to beat
my son? When you tell meI'm sharing this information with you, I

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didn't need to know that. Heuh uh slammed the book close. Yeah,
every little thing he does low key'ssnitching because you want him to get
his ass b you want him tocome into school the next day shy and
humble, because that's gonna have yourjob a little bit easier not happening.
And that's exactly what my parents didto me. And I hated that.
Hated. Were you one of theonly black kids in your class, one

(26:21):
of the only That's how it goesin my school. Dog And I tell
my son, I tell see,his mother is Persian, so she doesn't
get the culture. So I telllisten, you're raising a black son.
It's different for him. He couldbe the best kid every They're always gonna
have the expectations. He has tobe overachievering older to be noticed. Yo.

(26:41):
There. I was a teacher atone point. I taught kindergarten through
ninth grade. I was like afull time substitute, and I got to
see how the teachers would respond todifferent kids. It's not it's not racist
in the way that you think itis. There's some black like a motherfucker,
there's some black kids that they'll puton that pedestal. Is this kid
aiden, he had the glasses,his shirt was tucked in, light skin,

(27:03):
light skin black dude. But hisparents like were scholars, they were
like scientists, and so he wasan overachiever. He loved school, he
loved like learning and ship, andthey would treat him like a god.
They put like, they let himbe first in line, they let him
do all the ship. But henever talked back. He never had any
type of right because he fit thedescription of the obedient black man, which

(27:27):
is why, which is why hemade a nigga right, even in not
even necessarily a house nigger, buteven when you put king in Malcolm X,
right, they like the obedience.Oh, we're wrong for what we
do to black people. But Martinis marching, he's asking non violent when
in actuality, Malcolm is really theway we should have been. What will

(27:52):
you take one of ours? Wecan say too, yours, shoot me.
I'm gonna shoot you the funk back. That's how it should go,
right. But Malcolm gets demonied,you know, it gets demonized. Marcus
Garveg gets demonized because of they willbecause they're willing to do exactly what you
did. But Martin turns the otherfucking cheek. So they get demonized and
get looked at its violent, disruptive. But Martin gets a fucking holiday,

(28:17):
he gets uh, he gets allall black people should be like Martin Luther
Kan listen, fuck that bro.That doesn't work. That mother Teresa's shit
doesn't work because when white people obtaintheir power. For the Native Americans is
the reason why there's an American baseon every corner of the planet, because
they took it once we defeat himin war, we stayed in and set
up shop because we killed a bunchof their fucking people. But when black

(28:41):
people are willing to do the sameexact shit identical, all of a sudden,
it's just like when when we winan NBA championship, we go out
there and celebrate. It's a fuckingriot when black when white people win it
fucking hockey, the hockey flipping oversomething, buses, it's celebrating what the
bro Yeah, now you're right,but yeah, you know, but anyway,

(29:04):
I got a little yeah no,no, it's June teeth. You
should turned out ass, jut turnup, turn up, fucking white teacher.
But anyway, this black kid gotout of his black grandmom's that's not
road you gotta do. Hit upwith pure bars. That's because she was
concerned. There's people live a lightyold habit. First, cod your grandma

(29:32):
is a hotel and she capping sureto you missing nigga. I'm just looking
out for you. Grand Graham,worry about your baby. So check out
this little nigga that he got thepocket. I live a lighty old habit
or not me saying, let youknow, get hold crazy, Oh God,

(29:52):
get at whole chap talking my dadon me, saying I ain't missing.
I'm just standing on beating. You'retalking about you gonna get me,
little hole. Use your tripping.Don't forget on your grandson. Don't make
me come through with those switches.Brod your grandmother with with switches is insane.
Hold god, grandma, that's whatswitches. Go get a switch number,

(30:15):
comedian, Why don't let me goback to it now? We gotta
go back to fucking sensitive vast touchbads. The nigga threatened his grandma with
their heat or not me saying,let you know, be al crazy.
Don't God get a little whole trippingtalking my dad on me saying I ain't

(30:37):
missing, I'm just standing on beatingyou talking about you gonna give me no
little use your trep. Don't forgeton your grandson. Don't make me come
through with those switches. Oh god, why you do? Lie to the
whole knick talking about on me sayingI ain't me saying, don't just leaving
my business. I don't want tocome back home the grand and she know
what. N she keep on talkingand said she say through her chat,

(31:04):
Yo, threatening to shoot your grandmotherin the chest for reporting you missing.
It is insane, son, Nah, grandma is always like yo, go
get a switch. All right,I'm gonna get a switch and bring it
back in your nigga nigga all Grandma, I'm gonna shoot this whole place.
All she did was reported missing.Son. That's too much. This is
why why are you putting my namethrough the legal I don't need I don't

(31:27):
need five oh knowing who I am? This is like taka rock. No
take a who's take? Remember?Uh uh let me take? He blew
up? He got got caught.Was he the nigga smoking cigarette? No?
The one I was on the run. This don't go No, I
don't know about that. You knowwhat, Leave my busy. I don't

(31:49):
want to come back home. Granted, she know what. She keep on
talking through her chair. Keep onthis, Grande, keep on this this.
That nigga's crazy. What does hismom have to say about all this?
You remember this little nigga right here? Man, Come on, So

(32:12):
I was trying to beat the case, but I ain't beat that case.
I did the racer beat it up. We're nuts. I've never seen this
all right, backstory, This kidwas on the run from the police for
murder. Bro. Oh no,so set it turning himself in. Bro,
you've never heard this song before.This nigga really was on the run

(32:37):
son from murder. Who do hekilled a couple of people? Okay,
a couple of people they got toknow, No random the old people like,
oh no, oh, nigga.The nigga is in front of his
own missing signs and literally, Bro, you know what, we should have
played the ship. I want youto hear the words. This nigga is
dead ass on the run. Wastrying to beat the case, but I

(33:01):
ain't beat that case. I didthat. I can't believe you never heard
this beat it up. We're anuts. Shorty face he like blast cricket
foes like a face. Yet didI go out my way at the time,
he's about fifteen. I go outthe way. Nigga shoes rob a
nigga lady. We're trying to seea hundred pins in our face. I'm

(33:22):
gonna be eating good doodles every day, bitch, I'm john Doodles. Take
a pick away. So I'm gonnatell your duties into fistful life. I
won't. I won't go to Moodywho done it? Usually guy shoot in
this motherfucking face. We could,but you don't want to. You gotta
go get somebody like two hundred andforty six million views until fifties are much

(33:47):
shororter, like young Peppe. Hewas trying to nigga. This song was
huge, so he blew up onthe run and of course he got caught
and now he's doing I Believe Life. Of course he's done. Yeah,
no, that's wild. Now Istay out of a world star in black
Spaces. No, but that waslike literally it was a super viral.

(34:07):
I'm surprised you a social media gotyou didn't know about that. Yeah,
no, it was before my time, before you decided to take up take
up the reins. Yes, sir, do your thing. Here's some more
funny news and I'll tell you feelabout this. So check out this story.
H this was wild to me.I mean, whether it's true or

(34:29):
not, I don't care. It'sfucking hilarious. So this man, ninety
nine year old man divorces ninety sixyear old wife after seventy seven years of
marriage because he discovered in the fishhe had in the nineteenth four. Hey,
yo, what's the statue of Libertation? You gotta lets some shit rock?
You know what? I'm I gonnasay, no name, but I
got a friend. They were himand his wife was married for about ten

(34:53):
or twelve years. They were movingfrom one house or the other, had
a kid and everything, successful marriage. And he saw her old computer.
Oh no, he just looked atit, opened it up, looked at
the photos. Video, a videofrom about fifteen years ago, getting bust

(35:19):
down, getting a train ran onthem. No, right, that'sn't too
much to see. He saw it. I can't. I'm talking about DP
the visuals of nothing in the face. Hold on. But he's only been
with her for ten years, sothis happened five years before they got together.
Yes, oh this was before you. But he saw it, bro,
I know and you never told meabout it. Never. I mean,

(35:40):
I don't think any woman would voluntarilytell them. Nigga, how many
girls you think you've been with thathad a train rain on them? You
wouldn't know. I would never know. Women are like that. They have
to listen. Some girls are gettingtrains run on. Bro, you think
that girl they got listen like her? That that girl. There's some women
women like bro. Yeah, no, you're right. There's women who's had

(36:02):
got drunk, fucked the dude intheir car. The nigga nutted in them,
and they will scratch that off theirlist. That didn't even count,
and that shit is grown. Niggacount that. That's crazy. That's a
great encounter. Bitch, you're onmy list now I hit you. But
the girl won't count that. Nah, Yeah that's true. I got all
right. Are there any situations youdon't count? No, nigga. I

(36:27):
keep a list, and as soonas my dick goes inside of them,
you get added to the list.I don't count it if I don't come
okay, okay there, but ifit came up I fucked, I'll say
she's not a body, but I'lllike, yeah, fuck if I couldn't
get my fuck don't count, butthe sex counts, if that makes any
sense, A counter counts. She'son my bodies like if I had account

(36:50):
like if it's six hundred, itain't five ninety nine because I didn't nothing
right. But for me personally,I was yeah, no, So I
agree with you. I'll put themon the list because I had sex with
that, but I didn't fuck him. There's been a couple of times where
my like, I put it inand my dick will get soft like halfway
through, yeah or whatever, andthen I don't finish. Actually, in
my mind, I don't feel likeI closed on you. I'm going to

(37:14):
try to fuck you again ontil Icould actually one after I finished, I
might not ever hit you up again, or we might not have to talk
no more. So with this situationright with the dude, I mean,
he should have definitely gave her passbecause Nigga ninety nine, Yeah, what
you didn't cheat? No, whatyou're about to do? You never cheated

(37:35):
in the seventy seven years. Youabout to go find someone new. You're
definitely not goetna. I mean,ninety nine is over with You might as
well ride that out or at leaststay together, enjoy your last years.
In the nineteen forty, segregation hadn'teven ended yet. She she didn't even
have access to black dick or nothing. So like she fucking another white guy.
Yeah, another white guy. I'mpretty sure the nigga she fucked is
dead. Yeah. So I don'tknow if that's true or not, but

(37:55):
I thought that was right. Idon't think. I don't think they're gonna
shared that information. Speaking of threesomes, I want you to hear about this
shit right here. I want toknow how you feel about this. If
you're a girl cheated on you twentyyears ago, are you? Are you
just as bad if you find outif she told, if she tells you

(38:15):
the truth, can y'all work throughthat? No? No, Like the
best man, the best man,it's over and that was his man,
it's over. It's over with No, like the way he found out when
the best man, he should haveleft me a rest in piece of MEA
But if Morris should have got thefuck up out of here, and he
should have, bet he should,that's one more time you need a double

(38:37):
time ass whop. And I'm marriedthe balcony that wedding wouldn't have happened though,
That sh would have been overwhere.Here's the thing, right, here's
where they fucked up on it,and I didn't like they made it equal.
He was cheating, so she cheatedback. Yeah, fuck that.
He was not fucking her friends.Nigga, she fucked his man. No,
but the difference is he was fuckingaround everywhere. She fucked one niggas,

(39:00):
So, so which one is worse? You? I fucked twenty bitches.
She fucked that one friend who wasclose by best. I fucked none
of your friends. All the peopleI fucked with strangers. Right, you
fucked my best friend. And I'mnot out here just fucking because I'm trying
to hurt you. I'm fucking becauseI'm a man, and this is naturally
how I am. But fucking toget back at me, Right, that's

(39:22):
crazy, Spike. First of all, you're ruining our relationship and my friendship
with my friend, right, Yes, and you love them. Yeah,
it was an emotional fuck when Ifucked these bitches. I probably forget about
them the next day. Yeah,I got mad bitches that I could pass
in the street and I wouldn't evensay hi to or feeling no way,
but was grabbing the sheets, lovinglike loving the I got bodies that they

(39:44):
would have to remind me of it. Yeah, thats happening before. Yeah,
Jody had to literally, yo,you don't know who you fucking I
sat. I sat in the clubfor hours like who the fuck? Who
is that? And then I remember, Oh I used to work with this
bitch and then she was annoying.Yeah, you got bigger, also changed.
Also, if I don't remember you, that's your fault, right,

(40:07):
Crystal Lea shout out to Crystal Leia. Yah, i'mb had somebody come to
think and be like, oh yo, you remember you remember me? And
I'm like, nah, he gota quote says, be more memorable.
That's it. If I perform,if you meet me, trust and believe,
if you see me again, you'regonna know who I am and exactly
where you saw me at or youknow me from somewhere, even if you

(40:30):
see one of my videos online.Happens to me all the time, bro,
and I'm pretty sure happens to you. You ever get those people like
you look familiar? What do Iknow you from? Or you? No?
No, they don't say nothing.You're staring at you and they're like,
you're the guy. At first,I'm from TikTok. At first I
thought it was beef, and I'mlike, eh, he knows who I
am. I know it off forIt happens to me all the time.
Bro, that's a new thing thatis happening to me recently, and it's

(40:52):
troubling for me because people will stareat me and I don't know if there
if it's a girl who's trying toholler. I don't know if it's an
who got smoked for me, orI don't know if they just recognized me
from something. But they're like it'sjust constant, and people are like so
scary in terms of like wanting tocome up and like just say hi to
a niggas right, It's like you'rejust grilling me all night long. It

(41:13):
happened yesterday's It was cool to happen. I was out my son and my
daughter and my nephews. I tookthem out to sea work for my son's
birthday, and we went to NewYork style pizza shop. By the way,
it was not New York. Youguys are pegging yourself as the New
York style. No, Bro,I ain't gonna say the name of it,
but I'll put it up in thescreen. Yall niggas, no,

(41:35):
knock it off, knock it off, No NYPD to this day, NYPD
Pizza Orlando Floor. That got theclosest pizza I've ever tasted to New York
style period NYPD Pizza. They gottwo of them, two locations. Yes,
yes, amazing, amazing, theclosest I've ever taated. But everybody
else who said trash got you thethose two dens, so you was out.

(41:59):
Niggas recognized you. I'm coming inand the dude says to me,
and it's I get this a lottoo. A lot of people. I
guess it's my cheeks. You know, a lot of people think I'm fat.
Yeah, they think I'm a fatdude. Yeah, I thought you
was fat too. You started postingthose gym pictures, like, oh shit,
this nigga's not fat. They thinkI'm a fat dude. They don't
think I'm in shape. They thinkI'm a fat dude. And they think
that I'm short. I don't knowwhy I feel like I get the exact

(42:22):
opposite, Like I don't think thatI have like a like a chunky like
I don't present fat, right,so people are like niggas, couldn't tell
you know what it could be.I probably got a fat voice. No,
seriously, you either have a fatvoice. It's a dude. You
ever watch you ever listen to primsHood Cinema? No, watch, i't
you his voice? And and I'mgonna show you what I mean because it

(42:44):
probably sounds weird, but I wantyou to hear what I'm talking about.
Listen to his voice. He's justhe's like one hundred and sixty pounds.
Bro, Bro, like we're talkinglike, Bro, he sounds like a
fat dude. I want you tohis voice. I'm not gonna look at
it in fifty seconds. No bullshit. They hired this whole last little kid

(43:07):
to play Tupac for fifty seconds.Scot Did you read that article in the
New York Times? He does moviereviews. I've seen people get weak.
Bro, Jada Pinkin is around.What is that? It's probably something to
that. See he has a fatvoice. Yeah, I think that has

(43:29):
a lot to I think people thinkI'm fat because of my voice and my
cheeks. But I have huge cheeks. I got big cheek and people don't
fat. Yeah, play huge cheeks. No, it's not not today,
it's not two things can be true. Happy, I don't want to get
lost in this ship though you're talkingabout threesomes right, There are black gay

(43:50):
people out there. This guy putthis video on and I was gonna do
you know what I mean? Ido like to do my response to my
commentary videos. Yeah, this niggasays wild shit. Leo, let me
read it before say it because now, well, no, don't don't read
that. I'm gonna play the video. Okay, because he has a video.
Let's see if this never imagined anotherOkay, here this one first.

(44:12):
For the people out here that bewanting these threesomes in these relationships, especially
for the fellas, they gotta workboth ways. If she can be extremely
understanding and open when it comes toyou bringing another woman in the bedroom,
then you need to be completely openand understanding if she want too. Danglings,
swing alof the chandelier in the bedroomrespectfully, because there is no way

(44:35):
that you can say that you're opento trying new things and you want to
explore sexuality or whatever reason that youtold her or tried to convince her that
you wanted a threesome if you're notgoing to be all the way open.
What is good for the goose isgood for the gander. This is why
I because I could never imagine.Uh, let's let him get let's let

(44:55):
him get his point across the flogtear this nigga up clause pause us being
in the bedroom with me and mylady. And how do you really think
she feels watching you enter another woman, watching another woman enjoy you, watching
another woman get off on you.You just got to be mindful. So
when you want threesomes and all ofthat, if it's a two way streak,

(45:17):
then have ad it. But ifyou can't stomach watching your white guts
get filled up the maximum capacity,maybe you need to really think about how
she might feel. Am I lying? Okay? Let me get at this
first, please? Yeah? Yeah, women ate this shit up right.
I didn't even look at the conversation. I got a triggered by this.
Okay, First of all, letme tell you something. I can tell

(45:39):
he's never had a threesome just byhis take on it. First of all,
most threesomes are initiated by women.Yeah right, that's the best resumes
you're gonna get it's called a threesomebecause all three people are participating in it.
Nigga dick head, because I cantell you never had a threesome before.
When you have a threesome with twowomen, which is a threesome,

(46:01):
while you're fucking one woman, theother woman is eating that other woman's pussy,
or both of them are sucking yourdick, you all three are going
at it. When it's two men, that is a train because the men
are not touching each other. Sowhen a woman wants two dicks in her,
that's her freaky idea. Ain't noguy, bro. If a man

(46:24):
is open to allowing another man inthe bedrooms, fuckers woman, he wants
another man in the bedroom, andthat's suspect. There's like a whole culture
of niggas that are they little cuckobro? Yeah, they like watching other
niggas fuck their girl your secrets hideaway. That's coco energy. Yeah, shout
out to them. Every time Ido a show out there, there's always

(46:45):
a couple that approaches me on somethinglike YO, get me too. That's
cuckoed energy. It's not the samething unless the dudes are by and the
woman is with it. That wouldalso be considered a threesome. But if
two men are teeing off on onewoman and the men are not touching each
other, that is a train.I don't like his point because I don't

(47:07):
think that it's it's uh, it'saccurate. I think that most women have
bisexual tendencies. A lot of girlsare attracted to women, and most dudes
are not attracted to other men.And that's the part he's leaving out.
So it's beneficial, I would tosay beneficial, but like the woman is

(47:28):
getting something out of that too,because she's also if she's interested in participating
in right, she wants to.Yes. Every three time I've ever had
was always initiated by a woman,because it's better that way. She picks
the girl, she's with it.I've never been like, yo, baby,
let's let's get another girl. Andeven if I did do that,

(47:49):
she's still picking the girl. Yeah, she's with it. She want to
eat that bitch out too. Yeah, it's never just me wanting. I
feel like you can't even bring shitup like that because that's gonna make your
girl hyper insecure later on. It'sgood enough you don't love me. If
young girl don't want another girl inthe bedroom. It's gonna be a bad
experience. Yeah, right, ifyour girl gonna sit back and like all
right, when you're doing her,come get me. No, your girl

(48:12):
kind of got to eat her out. She gotta eat your girl like you
gotta go. So I had acrazy, awkward three something experience, and
I didn't know what was gonna happen. Bro, I did a show.
You were at the show. Actually, ironically, it doesn't matter. They
are dates and times. I'll getit when you tell me yes. So
two shorties are at the show.I'm like, yeah, I'm already pressed
because there's there's way too many optionsfor me at this place. But two

(48:36):
shorties are like, hey, whatare we doing after this? We're going
back to my crib. Shorties comeback to the crib and they're like,
Hey, we want to be honestwith you. We want to let you
know. She has a boyfriend,she has a man. But we fucked,
We fucked up mad times together.I'm eating her pussy. I fucked
her, I fucked her man,and you know, and I know that
you fucked her the other night,but I know, like you were also

(48:57):
making out with me. So ifwe could just all be honest and like,
the drinks are flowing, anything couldhappen tonight, let's go. I
was like, all, I betso. The drinks start flowing, they
start kissing on each other, they'rekissing on me, and I'm like,
yo, what's good. The friendwas awkward. I don't know what was
going on that night, if shewas like oh, if she wasn't trying
to like give it up or what. But one of the girls was ready

(49:21):
to go. She was like,Yo, take your pants off. Yo,
fuck my friend, I'm starting Istart fucking. We're like, yo,
come over here, come be withus, come chill. She in
the back doing goofy shit, likedancing on my stools and shit. She
in the back like, yo,listen. She in the back like,
yo, let me get your phone, let me change the music. And
then she starts to put the musicon, like and she's singing and rapping
along to the songs, like whileI'm fucking, my dick is going soft

(49:43):
because I'm listening to this bitch goto the window, to the wall,
to the wall. I'm like,yo, why are you eating goofy right
now? She's like, no,I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I had
bro the worst three cemeterns I had. First of all, let me let
y'all know this too. If condomsare used, it's not three, so
that's too much time. It's time. It's first of all, because most

(50:04):
women would not want the same condomin her and the other girl because happened
to me on another that's whack,nigga. That's a white experience. Like
when you have a three someome,you gotta just go crazy, like you
gotta go crazy with Yeah, weall been together where we're First of all,
we're wiling, we're swapping body fluids. I think condoms anytime that you're
getting head is stupid anyway, becausecondom head is crazy. No, that's

(50:25):
not what I'm saying. What I'msaying is like, if I already have
eaten you out, or you've alreadysucked my y, what do we need
a condom for? The STDs areflowing? You ate it? You ate
it? What do you need thiscondom for? What do we need this
condom for? Big facts? SoI'm not I'm not busting into what about
I had a threesome and one ofthe girls wanted to call them the other
one didn't right. I'm I'm nigga, I'm already here, like we going

(50:50):
at it. But the one whodidn't want it, the one who did
want it was batter, So Iwanted to fuck her. So I fucked
her first, and of course Iput the condom to the next one because
I'm like, oh, you broughtus so y'all on the same type of
time. So I'm on the otherone. I'm calling the fucking her.
She was like, she got up, she pulled that ship right off.
So nigga, the other one wasa dub. She got to lay it
in and just play and play thirdwheel. Yeah, because I'm on the

(51:13):
other one, nigga. Yeah,nigga. She went to sleep me and
this other one still was at itall night long. That's why all night
long she was eating her no matterof fact, she just took care of
her. I'm like, I'm rawdog in her. She had a fatter
ass. I'm on her. Yeah, condom out it. Not for this
situation I had. I had athree some situation where it was two girls

(51:34):
and they were like, oh,we want you to fuck us, but
we want you to use different condoms. That I had to take a condom
on. I mean, it's stillexciting because you're fucking two girls at once,
so you'll oblige. It was inmy twenties and was excited about it,
like nah, super whack. Andthen the girls weren't touching each other
either, so it was just like, hurry up and finish with her so
you can fuck me too. I'mlike, yo, get in on this,

(51:54):
touch her. But they wasn't tryingto. They wasn't trying to be
together. They just both wanted meto fuck them. I was like,
this is tiring, moving along,my nigga. Look and the spirit of
this nigga a trans ups driver,check this out, and the spirit of
LGBT pride. I want you tohear this shit right here all right.

(52:16):
So you know, the women outhere are winning with trans men, bro.
Let me tell you something. Notonly do we have that natural instinct
that the woman needs in their lifeto feel supported, you down with tsunami,
We cook, we clean, weprovide. I mean, on every
single level, trans men are winning, bro, and the women that they

(52:39):
get to be with us are doublewinning because we understand them to the core
and there's nothing like that. Letme know how y'all feel about this stealth
Roscoe, you already no, let'sfucking go all right, let me say
this first. First of all,first trans man I saw with a decent
beard, time, very nice,like great beard, great beer beard.
I'm jealous of it. My thingwith transmen, right, this is no

(53:02):
I'm just talking about physical attributes,the way transmen are the lowest form of
human being on the planet. I'mjust saying, like in all levels,
right, okay, all right,watch everything with them is internal because you've
actually transitioned into a weak, dicklessman. The essence of a man is

(53:27):
in our strength, our dicks,and our masculinity. So you are a
sensitive the ability to provide and protect. You're who you protected you up.
So respectfully, I respect the factthat you, I guess you feel like

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you identify, you identify as aman, so you transition into said man.
Right, you can never have adick ever now with trans women,
with Jacon, would you fucking transman? No? No, no,
no, no, no, I'mnot a beard. That is absolutely not

(54:12):
absolutely not, absolutely not. Itwould have to be some I am legendship.
Would you fuck Elliott Page? Youknow it's just crazy. Used to
have the biggest crust on Ellen Page, Juno. Yeah, I loved Junia,
I loved you, I loved herand hard Candy. Yeah yeah,
I got a stand up joke aboutI love Ellen Page. Elliott Page is

(54:37):
insane, right fucking but but listen, I it would have to be some
I am legend ship. I'm talkingabout last woman on the planet. Now.
I fucked Dykes, I fucked Gate, I fucked Studs, but I
fucked the stud before. I'm notgonna say her name, but she was
actually on a a net flick show. Oh wow. Yeah, I'm not

(55:02):
gonna say name, but she's butshe doesn't look like a guy, but
she's she's one of you ever seenthe trends? Not trends, but a
stud that's too pretty to even shecan't even try to be a guy.
Yeah, she's bad like green eyes, fat ass. I don't give fuck
how many fitted as she put onros she's bad as fucking fucked her.

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She was played basketball in my college. Oh wow, she played basketball and
THEGGA fucked her before she even shewas already out of the closet. But
I was on her like no,no, no, yeah, yeah,
come over he yeah, yeah,I fucked her like that. The gayest
thing that I've ever done, handsdown is I fucked the stud one time.
And yeah, and I knew II've never felt gad you you see

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I say wild ship all the timeI felt extreme. Was it a masculine
like superman like? It wasn't likemad masculine. It was a girl who
was my ex who was like femmepresenting. And then she had a phase
after high school where she shaved allher hair off, started wearing fitted hat,
started wearing Jordan's and baggy clothes.The fact that she was study this

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wasn't what made me feel gay.It was when we made out for the
first time, when we kissed.The brims of our hats touched and pushed
us both back and I never fitin a situation where I had to turn
my hat around and I had toturn Shorty's hat around in order to get
close enough to her face. Iwas like, yo, they go,
this is the gayest ship of alltime. But back to this trans man

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right. Yeah. Women based offthe the the attributes of why they're winning.
It's not a one win for awoman because a woman wants a man.
Yeah, woman, a woman whoprovider and protect. That's fine.
Provided protect cool, I'll give youthat, right, But of course you

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can relate. Yeah, both womenlike of course, but that's always what
women settle for. A woman don'twant a man to fucking really to you.
We want you, They want usto listen, but they don't want
to relate. Turn women off.That's not even an honest depiction of relationships
because most most women will tell youthat they relate more to men and they

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don't relate to women like like,oh yo, I get along better with
dudes. I relate more to menbecause men are logical and men are will
meet you where you're at on alogical level level. True women will just
have an emotion off and usually onewill just start pandering to the dominant one,
to the alpha female on that situationis so they'll just start telling you,

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oh no, you are beautiful,you are right, you are smart.
And that's not a conducive way tohave a healthy relationship, right,
And like I said, with this, it's like and this is no offense
to any transmit. But at theend of the day, if we had
to do a hierarchy, a hierarchyof human jack and man of human beings.

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Somebody has to be last and whatyou have there at the bottom because
you're you're a presenting man. Butwhat makes you a man is the penis
right, because he has the uglytruth for a lot of women don't realize.
Right. And I saw the argumentthat they had and they were it
was two people arguing. They weresaying that, oh man, what the

(58:19):
funk show was? It was agood episode too, And the dude argued
with another dude because the dude's argumentwas the woman is God right. That's
an argument I always have to we'rewomen. It's because, uh, you
know, give me one second here, my badge. I had to go
hit the can real quick. Myfault, my fault. But anyway,
this argument these two dudes had,they were saying, the woman is God

(58:43):
right, and that's a cool argument, right, It's cool. I do
think women are I think women arethe most beautiful means on planet on the
planet. Right, they're the bringersof life, but they're not the givers
of life. Right, Because heand the dude came at a scientific level,
right, I'm I put a postof a couple of years ago and

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I said, uh, and Isaid, I said, yeah, you
you you're talking about you carry mybaby for nine months, but I had
that baby and me for thirty years. That's funny. It's a fact because
if you look at it, thesperm is the baby. Yeah, your
womb and your egg is the incubatorfor the baby. So actually, the
man gives life, the man determinesthe sex. We do all of that

(59:27):
shit, right, Women nowadays arebeing replaced. Do you know that?
Now they are putting false wombs andtrans women. Yeah, they can literally
have the ability to replace a baby, just like you can create a lamb,
a clone, and a Petri dish. All it is male sperm in

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a Petri dish that that imitates awomb, right, So how is woman
god when you can be replaced?That's crazy that it's a fact. It's
an egg that needs to be fertilized. That's not the downplay the role of
a woman. That's on a scientificlevel, that's what it is. A

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trans woman can get a vagina withfeeling and everything in it. You can
turn a penis into a vagina.The doctors can do that. They can
give that want that man breast andalso implant that man with a womb really
transforming him into an actual woman.The trans man cannot be transformed into a

(01:00:31):
man. You can get a beard, your voice can get a little deeper,
get your titties chopped off, andyou gotta lose things to be you
know you. The trans woman losesnothing they gain. And honestly, the
way that these trans nigga, theway that this nigga is at the end

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of the day, I relate moreto a trans woman. To listen,
the trans woman automatically becomes a strongaugust that Leah swimmer Chick went for being
like the four hundredth man. Yes, and to the number of the fastest
woman in the world. Bro,you know how open I would be to

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trans men getting into sports. Comeon, come on, go get your
shiprock. It just happened recently inboxing not got knocked the fuck out.
Of course, It's just the wayGod designed it. And that's the design
of a man. Then a manis actually God, not a woman.
Maybe in what you think about yourmom and and nurturing, all of these

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things are necessary. It's a beautifulthing, not downplaying none of it.
But when it comes to science,the givers of life are fucking men,
bro. Period. This is whyit only takes thirty men to repopulate the
entire planet. I have a forgionabout that one way and another, Like,
I mean, it is what itjust. I mean, I'm not
saying anything wrong. I'm not tryingto insult nobody. I'm not trying to

(01:01:55):
play nobody. I'm just speaking scientificfacts. That's what it is. I've
fuk I much you argue missing mixingscientific facts with feelings. You know what,
the concept like God is where itgets a little complicated because God is
not based on scientific right, it'snot even based off of real being.
But if you are gonna, ifyou are using the logic of God and

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creators of life, it is aman, period point blank, period point
blank. Because if you don't needa woman to create life, then a
woman is not God. Yeah,I feel like that's some sympath shit that
niggas say to like to get bro. This nigga really wanted to fight the
dude. I wish I'm sending thevideo. Don't want to play it on
him because it's too long, it'stoo long winded. But the dude who

(01:02:37):
was going at him, I'm like, oh my God, Like I wish
I was on this panel. Yo, this trans chip really or trans dude
really having me feeling like that wasa dude until I heard talking. Yeah,
and when he started talking, Iwas like, why is his voice
like that? But this nigga thinkhe winning out here. I've not seen
a trans man that fooled me.Yeah, it's always like, it's always

(01:02:57):
a dead giveaway. But I've seensome trans women and I was like,
what the fuck, Like, Matt, trans women have almost got fool me.
Not that I hollered at them,but you had to tell me I
hollered. No, I've never gotcaught out there like that. I've been
jammed up. I got jammed onetime. I think I would probably get
caught up in like uh, likein Thailand with the lady boys, because
those motherfuckers they already look like girls. Yeah. Yeah, you're being very

(01:03:21):
vulnerable today. No, I'm justbeing real, Like, listen, listen,
nigga. Don't get it twisted,nigga. I'm still knocking you the
fuck out once I find out.Oh that's that's crazy. I'm not.
No. No, if you deceiveme, listen, if we get to
the point to where we're about toget busy and then you revealed to me
your woman. I'm knocking you thefuck out for deceiving me, not because
you're a man, but you shouldand did that give me? Give me

(01:03:44):
the option because eyes can be deceived. And I hate that that narrative every
smo because I can see how niggasgo pull up on the training and it
be a dude and you don't know. You know what really changed my mind
about how I viewed trans people.Baby Reindeer. Uh yes, beautiful personality,
beautiful personality, beautiful girl tricked thefunk out of me. I didn't

(01:04:06):
know that. I didn't know.I did not know. I just thought
that she was uh like Indian.Yeah Indian, Yeah, you know,
because no strong chin if you lookat her. But even with the jaw
line. I've seen women look likethat before. Yeah, sometimes. But
I did not know at all thatthat was a woman. I didn't even

(01:04:29):
question it. Yeah, I've neverseen a trans man and be like that.
Yeah. Never. They always short, frail, it's the facial hair,
it's the patchiness. That's why Isaid, this is the first man
I've seen with a good beer,because a lot of them transition as adults.
Right, because even Floyd Mayweather whenhe first grew hiss be able to
look like that because it's completely fake. You grow no facial hair, and

(01:04:54):
then the voice is never deep enough. This is why a lot of trans
women look like women if they transitionlike City Star looks like a fucking woman,
bro, because she transitioned young before, like before they were fully developed.
So that's why it's easier for thefor the estrogen to take over.

(01:05:14):
But at any point you stop takingit always coming back full sir. Rough
It's like if you stop doing aherbal life and you just get it's coming
back, bro. But yeah,man, I don't think transmit will winning
anything. And they're so like,I don't mean irrelevant in a disrespectful way,
like it's just not my world.I don't I don't have trans men

(01:05:35):
friends. And also I'm just respondingto what this specific what the specific person
said. Yeah nah, but likethe last people I'm beefing with is trans
men. Now, I've never evenseen them be aggressive nobody. But the
thing about it, it's sad becausenobody, no you think nobody. They're
in the same category with mitches,Like nobody, nobody takes them serious at

(01:05:58):
all. They get they're in thesame there they Listen. If you had
to do a hierarchy of people,are midges, Yes, that's crazy.
Yes, I think midgets are theonly the only people that is below transmit
are midget transmit. You think thatexists even there's a midget trans bro that's

(01:06:19):
in a midget trans man, atransgender midget. What if that's the only
way that you could get to fuckingmidget is if there's a trans man.
She don't got no beer, Youdon't get no beer. I guess i'd
go to I'm going I'm dying.I guess I'm not that bucket. Listen,
Listen, that item ain't getting checkedoff. Nigga, it's not happening,

(01:06:40):
bro Yo, Who else is onthis hierarchy? Before we leave this
conversation? Are handicapped people in theconversation? Are homeless people are part of
the conversation. Homeless people just aliving side. They're not a you know,
they're not a race you would cleanup. You would clean up homeless
person up. I know, butyou just threw out this random hierarchy conversation,
all right, because a trans manis not a man. Yeah,

(01:07:00):
I know, I understand your logic. I just need to know who else
is on the list. Okay,it would be straight man, straight straight
man, straight women. No,I wouldn't even say I wouldn't even say
sexuality. Okay, yeah, sowhat is the what I would say man,
this man, woman, transman,trans woman. Oh that's it.
Oh and yeah, because now I'mbindary, don't got a look. Okay,

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So it's like a one and four. It's a small list. Sure,
I'm talking about exterior okay. Ohhow you feel on the inside is
not my concern. How you aredescribing it to me. Now, I
feel cosmetically, that's it. Ifeel one hundred percent less offended. I
thought you were just like, no, I'm talking about cosmetic classifying people,
And I know this sounds like Ijust mean cosmetic, that's it. So

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I would say so, I wouldsay man, woman, trans woman,
transman. Okay, I was gonnaask you. That's exactly how I was
gonna put it for you. Forsure? Okay, for sure? Are
you offended by people who go woman, man, trans woman? No,
because I don't think a man wouldsay that. I think a woman.
Well, all right, actually Iwould put woman over man. Okay,

(01:08:05):
Why would you say that I'm surprisedwomen. I mean what they grow through
is worse, but I mean whatthey gonna do physically is worse. But
looks. First of all, womenare attracted to women. There's nothing more
beautiful than women. Women are themost That's why I gotta give it to

(01:08:25):
women. Like about cosmetically appealing women, women are Women are the only beings
that don't have to do ship butlook good. We gotta put in work.
If you're I can tell you're avisual person right now, this is
all I'm focusing on. If wewant to get internal, we can do
that too, But I'm not Idon't want to. No, No,

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I know you like sexual, yeah, sexual, But when it comes to
like who dominant as a human being, just the essence, it would have
to be a woman. Because menwe have to exercise brute strength, we
have to make money, we haveto look a certain way, we have
to do things in order to beappealing. A woman doesn't have to do

(01:09:09):
ship, bro nothing. So Iwould part as far as like physically a
woman, a woman, women,men, trans women by default, somebody
got to be last. Okay,I hear what you're saying. That's what
I mean That's what I mean,because there's nothing else. What else is
there? Bro? Everything else isa feeling, right, Yeah, it's

(01:09:31):
not a physical appearance. Yeah,okay, so we're just basing your physicality
cat like, yeah, you tryto put a cat costume money like you
don't count. Yeah, pan sexualis crazy. Pant sexual is like,
y'all fuck anything, I'll fuck everything, you know, pant sexual bitches?

(01:09:51):
A female who's who's pan is?Like, yo, I want a straight
dude, a trans man, atranssexual. Men are wound pant sex,
But all pant sexual is you're bisexual? Bro? What else are you fucking?
But you're saying I'm fucking trans SometimesI'm that's still either a man or
woman. Yeah, I mean,I mean, we're just talking about genitalia.

(01:10:12):
At the end of the day,I think that pan sexual is the
most liberated. I hate sure.I hate that we put these constraints on
who you're allowed to like and whoyou're attracted to. If you're attracted something,
well you have to here's my problemwith it, right, get with
that. Don't say you're straight butyou fucked transgender women. You're not shut
anymore. The genitalia you're dealing withwas what makes you if you can,

(01:10:36):
if you can tolerated dick in yourpresence, you're no longer straight. What
do you call that? You're bye, You're at the bare minimum. But
what if you you've never been interestedin dudes at all? Dick alone,
Because right like this, me asa as a heterosexual man, say,
I get caught out there. It'sa transgendent woman. You didn't know that

(01:10:58):
did come out. I'm out ofhere. I can't go through with it
no more. Now you're no longera woman to me, you're a fucking
man. Immediately once the dick comeout, you're a man. See for
me, it's the titties. It'slike, as as soon as the titties
come out, to me, you'rea woman. Immediately. If I see
titties, I'm like, oh,that's a woman. I've never been attracted

(01:11:19):
to a nigga. I've never lookedat a nigga and gone like, no,
if it's just tits, I stillthink you're a woman. I'm STI
attracted to you, I know,but I'm saying tits with the dick.
I'm still I'm overlooking the dick forthe titties you put No, that's that's
wow. Now, I know,I know, I know I'm on a
lonely island out here. Also,I think you did it before. Who

(01:11:40):
could know. I believe the fansto say it with such conviction, like
nigga, you know, because becausein order to say that with conviction,
you have been there before, becauseI just I imagine that situation happening.
Because I don't know if you've everseen black ink, Nah, I've seen
it before. So black in Chicagois the dude name four right, he's

(01:12:03):
one. He's Down's brother and hedid Angelouee's podcast and he said he had
a three So one time his girlbrought a chick home and he was getting
it popping and then it was kindof dark in the room. But then
the dude, i mean the trainingpulled the dick out and he was like,

(01:12:23):
oh, what the fuck, Buthe said he kind of went through
with it. He said, thetrain try to fucking his girl and he's
just like, let it, letit rock, and he let the trans
trend give him head. I'm like, oh, yeah, no longer,
you're you're And also he expressed howhe likes butt plucks, So you lose

(01:12:44):
me. Yeah, Nikki, Idon't want nothing you listen, listen.
I don't like what it is soimportant to me and I feel is important.
But but don't label you alright somuch, I don't even want labels.
If I'm never a straight man again, I'm fine with that. I'm
only attracted to women I've only everbeen attracted to. So I have one

(01:13:04):
of my first stand up jokes everwhen I was real trash at open Mics,
I was like, Yo, thestraightest way to watch porn is to
watch chicks with dicks, because whenyou're watching a man and a woman,
you're fifty percent looking at the man. There's a dick and no, there's
a man on camera with you.No, yes, no, because you

(01:13:25):
know it. Like this, bro, that's not what you're doing though,
all watch it. No, you'revisualizing you being the dude you're imagining.
I watch porn, I get it, but I'm right so so so you're
not even looking at the guy.You're imagining you being the guy. Yeah,
but whether you're putting whatever type ofspin on it, I can't watch

(01:13:45):
you're actually looking at a dude.But watch this, I can't like,
for instance, this is my logic. I can't watch a white guy.
I can't watch lesbian porn. Idon't like that because I can't see myself
in that situation, right, Ican't visit and search yourself in it,
and it's too soft. It's notlike, well, you also can't and
search yourself in it. I don'tlike pov born Yeah, yeah, I

(01:14:05):
mean neither. I hate pov Yeah, I hate it. That's like for
jail ship. Like, So,what I'm saying is like when you're watching
a chick with a dick fuck anotherchick. Now you're watching straight porn because
all you're you're actually getting to seethe penetration aspect of it, but you're
just watching two women. Know thatthere's no ya hat this dude. That

(01:14:26):
is insane. I can't that's tooweird for me. Bro is weird.
That's too weird. I can't watchthat ship. Bro, it's getting weird.
I can't. I can't do itbro anyway else? Oh, so
you you you are big on theuh your relationships videos? Yes? So

(01:14:49):
you know you're talking about datings withFlay, sir. Did you know that
Florida just voted as the worst statein the country to be singling? Yeah?
That's crazy and it's the worst statefor dating. It's also came up.
I have I have a theory onthat. What's up. I think
it's the worst for women. Ithink we're fine. I do very well.

(01:15:12):
I think men do fine. Ialways thought and that in all of
my videos. The people who commentlike, yo, the dating pool is
trashed women. It's always women.I don't even think men. I identify
that there being a dating pool andbious. I think most guys here who

(01:15:33):
have their ship together, got amain bitch somewhere, right. You don't
even really have to have your shiptogether, just got it's I tell dudes
all the time. In Florida,it's in a abundance of beautiful women that
have their ship together. Like ifyou go to New York, for the

(01:15:54):
most part, you see the chicks. I'm not gonna say they bums,
but it's it's it's a it's alot of fraud shit going on, right.
So if you see a chick outhere rocking Louis from head to toe,
driving the bends, that's her shipand she got a house to back
that up. Their priorities are inorder. It ain't like that in New
York. Bro, if you seea chick who flies, she might live

(01:16:15):
in a fucking project. Your chickdriving a brain drover, she probably scammed
it us. Probably a dude ship, right because in New York is the
opposite of New York. It's asurplus of men. Yeah, and you
gotta have that fakere till you makeit mentality right here here, chicks got
this ship together, bro, likeit's a it's if you're a single guy,
Bro, you come to Florida,You're gonna have like five girlfriends.

(01:16:36):
Bro. It's really so. Ithink that that only applies. All you
have to do is have your ownplace, your own not even or just
have a place to fuck them,not even really no, I think you
just have to have a But Imoved to Florida as a broke ass nigga,
no car, no crib. I'vealways had a car, I've lived,

(01:16:59):
I've lived all of women for aperiod in time of my life.
Really. Yeah, you as ahobosexual, yes, before the term was
even created. And I think it'smore so. And that's I took advantage
of the market because there's no guys. I'm decent looking, I can dress,
I'm in shape, I'm smart aesthetic. Right, So it's like they're

(01:17:24):
willing to risk those things for mebecause of the dating pool. That ship
wouldn't happen in New York. Itwould not happen. And then also here
is way more diverse. It's veryrare in New York City to see in
the hood. You'll never see intoracial couples. No, never, Why

(01:17:44):
would a white person ever come tothe hood. It's very segregated, segregated
by class, and that's why itgets segregated by race. No, it's
segregated by race, but the classis also well. I would disagree with
that because I always tell black peoplethis. If there were middle class or
upper class neighborhoods black neighborhoods in Florida, I would live there. But unfortunately,

(01:18:13):
all the black neighborhoods for the mostpart, are poor. Yeah,
well, you know, and ifthey are, you don't have a choice,
and then you're gonna date who you'rein proximity with. Right, But
in New York there are predominantly blackupper class neighborhoods. There's all predominantly blackuperlas
neighborhoods in Atlanta, but in Florida'snot the same. Yeah, you wouldn't.

(01:18:34):
You'll be you'll be hard pressed afine, Like if you go in
some areas that get a bad rap, like Pine Hills or Kobe. There's
some fucking beautiful places in Pine Hillsand the Koe where they're really nice houses,
residential homes. Shout out to CamPatterson. I used to pick them
up for right for nigh had theGator's flag waving in front of the right

(01:18:58):
from a good family. And Ithink it's not fair how it is in
Florida, just because of the blackneighborhood, they all or say the hood.
It don't really be the hood,bro, it just be a black
neighborhood. Yeah, it's racist.That's fucked up to like call it the
hood. Well, what do youconsider Paramore? That's the hood. Paramore's
the hood and it's right area,right, But but Paramoun also has projects.

(01:19:18):
It's crackheads all over the place.It's crime. It's not like that
in certain places in pone Hills andn Kobe. You say Pine Hills,
like, oh my no, it'sthe hood, crime Hills, not bro.
Like you gotta go to like theapartment complexes, but they are like
literally housing complexes. That's fucking beautiful, bro, and it's full of black
people. I think dating in Floridais trash for the men. To the

(01:19:41):
other side of your comments, toyour thought point, because a lot of
women all have kids. So ifyou a single dude who doesn't have a
kid, and you want to makeyour girl a priority, like yo,
I'm trying to wine and dine youand take you out on dates. But
you need to have a babysitter oryou got three different kids with three different
people. Touch on that you don'thave time for a nigga. I think

(01:20:02):
every girl that I meet in Floridawho's at least like halfway attractive, already
got two or three other kids.Let me tell you something, and this
is no dish. If you're awoman over the age of twenty five,
say twenty eight, okay, closerto thirty, I think dating the woman

(01:20:24):
with children is better than dating asingle woman. There's nobody more selfish than
an older woman with no children.Bro. I love they're the most they're
the most selfish because you don't havechildren exactly right, all right, right,
got you? But the epitome ofof of of of maturity is having

(01:20:45):
a child, because when you havea child. You you really you overextend
yourself. You will never know howmature you can be until you have a
kid. I I agree with that. That's the highest level of maturity because
it literally a bar of your responsibility. So you're gonna rise, right,
because there's somebody who if you don'ttake care of, they're gonna die.
So you never know how mature youcan be until you have a kid.

(01:21:08):
I don't need you to be maturity. But here's the thing. I mean,
as an older man, even overthe years, the baddest chicks,
the most responsible chicks I've ever dated, all have children. My boy said
this about me, though, hesaid, but I've never seen you.
Here's me with six children. I'venever dated a woman with you. I've

(01:21:30):
never was in a seriouslationship women withkids. I can't do it. I
can't because if he digs like youruined in the dating pool. I can't
because I tell you why, becauseone I don't. I'm not raising no
other nigga kid. I got myown. I was about live today and
here it's two things. Now.If her kids are older, oh we
can get down. We can havea serious relationship because already you and the

(01:21:54):
father of the child has established whereyou're at. But women with little children
like five and under, fuck that, bro. Like now, my ex
had three kids, but she hadtwo twins, uh, and they were
like fifteen and sixteen, and ouroldest son was like almost eighteen. So
I'm like, Yo, we're chilling, nigga, we're watching Marvel movies together.
We're getting together. The twins andthey're fifteen and sixteen. No,

(01:22:16):
like fifteen or sixteen? Okay,no, no, no, Like two
twins are like the two twins,like twins coming more than two? You're
right, all right. She hada pair of twins. She had a
set of twins and an older son, and we all got along. It
was conducive. But in my mind, I couldn't get past the fact that
I'm like, yo, you havethree kids, like with two different niggas.
I don't know how I could feelabout like claiming you as a human

(01:22:39):
being and I don't have no kids. Women were kids. I'm sure women
were because of dope one. Thepussy is way better, okay, always,
body is not body is. Bodyis wrecked from them kids coming over
you wash. The stomach was inshambles, That's fine. You ever dated
a woman who didn't have kids,that had a fucked up body. They're
worse. They're worse because like howyou don't know how your body is like

(01:23:01):
that? You got kids? Yeah, yo, have having stretched marks and
a stretched out stomach and having nokids is crazy. Listen, where did
that come from? Women with childrenthey level up, Like I mean,
as an older man, I wouldprefer to date a woman with children.
I prefer every time I date awoman with children. Every time that kid

(01:23:23):
walks around as a constant reminder thatyou let another nigga come inside you.
That's fine, that's fine. That'sa walking cream Okay, watch this,
okay, but that's a cream potfrom one nigga at the bare minimum who
think like like, bro, theyare all right. As a man with
children, you should see what it'slike on the other side. Like dating

(01:23:45):
me, if I dated a womanwith no kids and I'm an active father,
Oh yeah, they're gonna hate that. Bro. Hey I got my
kids. Oh they bro, youcan't trust them because because they they don't
they in same thing with you.You don't have children, so you don't
understand what it's like to say Ican't go Yeah, you know I'm chilling

(01:24:08):
with the kids tonight, one hundredpercent. This is a problem for me.
I can't be in a relationship.So it makes sense for you because
you don't have children. Yeah,I don't think this is a man woman
conversation. I think this is aconversation of people who have kids versus people
who don't have kids. And I'mnot shitting on anybody who's a parent,
Like, I know y'all love y'allkids. These kids are great. I've
met a lot of y'all kids.I like kicking it. But the fact

(01:24:28):
that I've been responsible enough to notget anybody pregnant my whole life and I'm
still walking in my immaturity or whateverthe case it is. I need somebody
to bring the priority to be like, Yo, hey, I just got
invited to a gala. I'm asocial media content creator. I got a
plus one, I got a dressand a pair of feels for you,
get ready. I can't have yoube like, oh, I gotta find

(01:24:50):
a babysitter for my kid. Ican't come out tonight like it's a disservice
to me as somebody who doesn't havekids. Well, the say the thing
about it is once again, womenwho are who have older children, you
don't have that problem with them becausetheir kids can watch themselves and they already
have a level of things. Andhere's the thing. A lot of times
women with children, they don't reallyfuck with you like they say they do,

(01:25:14):
so they'll lot they'll use their kidsas Yeah, so you got to
be worried at you, because listen, there's everybody got It's twenty four hours
in the day. Bro, I'venever I don't buy that ship with a
woman be like, oh, Ican't. Bro. The worst word that
people utilize in language is busy.Busy. Busy is bullshit, bro.
Like son, there's never too much, never enough time. There's never much

(01:25:36):
time. Never. When a bitchtell me she busy, I'm like,
the fuck out here? You ain'tall right? Cool? What takes more
than an hour or two? Finishyour task? And listen link oro,
Listen. How long does it taketo fuck? Bro? Ten minutes?
I've linked. I fucked on lunchbreaks. Lunch break. If you want
to see me, you'll see meperiod. And you know what's crazy?

(01:25:56):
I agree with you. I've datedmultiple girls with kids. One girl that
I was dating, she was mymanager at a job. She had a
kid that was like eight years old. I would see this bitch every day
it happen. I never met herkid. I never see the kid.
I never see the kid one time, and I was like, Yo's he
always with his fathers. Like,no, Like he lives with me.
She figure it out. He goes, he spends time with his father,

(01:26:19):
He chills with his father. Onewe got a good relationship. But nah,
he'd be at home with my mom, with the grandma or whatever,
or he'd be there. And I'mat one point I was judging a bitch
like yo, Like, you don'tcare about your kids. Listen, women,
women with children a lot of timesare full of shit. As you
know, how rare it is whenwomen be like I do this all by

(01:26:41):
myself. It's very rare that youmeet a woman who really do it by
herself. There's always somebody. Mymom's helping you out. A woman who
does it by herself, who doesn'thave a family member, she's a piece
of shit. Bro. Like,when I see homeless women, I'm like,
that bitch is a piece of shit. Listen, somebody's always willing to
help a woman, bro. Yeah, always, And if a woman nodes

(01:27:03):
did you burn in your life?Yeah, nobody's but that don't happen with
women, bro, They be fullof shit, bro, like they could
make it happen, maybe not ona daily basis. And if you were
even a little bit pretty, allyou have to do, all you have
to do is just post a seductivepicture on Snapchat. Niggas can't wait to
help, Niggas can't wait to sendyou fifty dollars one hundred dollars. But

(01:27:23):
hey, yo, move, movethat hand, move that emoji off of
your titty. Let me see alittle bit more big facts, bro.
Yeah, a bitch could make athousand dollars in a day, two thousand
dollars a day, all she gottashe don't even have to have a OnlyFans,
ye, post a seductive picture onyour Instagram story and just be like
ahhs, let me sure something onthe power on pussy. If you sit

(01:27:43):
outside right now and a big,fat, disgusting bitch five hundred pounds with
a mustache, y'all both stood onthe corner of seventeen ninety two and y're
holding up signs saying you got youwant you saying I want some pussy.
And she's saying, I want somedick. What are you thinking getting dick
first? I mean used to getsex first her immediately, immediately, somebody's
stopping. Nobody's gonna stop for youwould be out there for five days.

(01:28:06):
You could be Michael b Jordan's she'sstill getting more addicted him more. Yeah,
hey, you know what I'm saying. No, Like, that's how
easy it is. Because because asmuch as women be like, oh yeah,
I will love to fund Michael bJordan or Lebron whoever it is,
whatever guy's album, they will becreeped out. If he just came out,

(01:28:26):
they come in with this dick hangingout, they'd be like, oh
my god, we turned off.Because there's very little little woman could do
to make me not fuck right right, if I made it be in my
mind that I'll fuck you, It'svery little you can do to make me
not fuck you. You would haveto show up with stink poom poom.
But anything you do you could havethe niggas. I might not fuck you
again, but you could show upwith what conversation, bad breath? You

(01:28:51):
could be annoying, drunk, I'llignore so much shit. I'm like you
ever heard of the Facebook page.Are we dating the same dude? Yes?
You know about that? Or yoursisters this year? Man? Yeah?
Yeah, all right, so it'sa whole hitting quote. Bitch,
we all know that y'all doing this. I was out with a girl and
I was trying to fuck trying toget some pussy. If I'm being honest,

(01:29:13):
big girl too, Like, Ididn't want people to know whatever.
But she I'm talking to her andin the middle of the conversation, she
brings that up, and it's like, oh, I'm not supposed to talk
about that. She'd be like,Yo, I post all the dudes I
talked to on there. If Italk to a nigga, so I post
her, I post him just tosee and I immediately my dick got soft
because I was like, Yo,I don't even want that type of attention

(01:29:34):
on that. I'm not even datingnobody. I'm not worried about getting jammed
up or being Yeah, you don'twant your business out there. I don't.
I don't want people know what I'mfucking you fore, and I don't
want people seeing me. Yo.That's a site with hundreds of thousands of
girls on there, and now myface is plastered. Oh no. But
even with that being said, aftershe told me that, I still was

(01:29:57):
like I might fuck. I stillwas I might fuck. That's how it
is. That's where you can dothat. Listen. A woman will be
turned off by the slightest thing byman because they have more options than us.
We don't. You have to listen. You could get some pussy to
night, Nigga, that might bethe last time you fucked for a month.
I tell women this all the time. It's like you think that dating

(01:30:17):
like girls will be Like, Yo, why are you always trying to fuck
bitches? Why do you Why isthat all you care about? Is like
you're talking from a place of luxury. You're talking from a place of like
an American person who has food attheir disposal all the time, and you're
yelling at a person from Africa like, yo, why is all you think
about is food? Why are youalways trying? Why are you always hungry?

(01:30:38):
Nigga? I don't have the luxuryof being able to fuck whenever I
want. You do dick is boringto you now because you're desensitizing, right.
But anyway, look we're gonna wrapthis shit up pretty soon. Dope
show as usual. But I'm gonnaend it on this. There are people
in this world that we regard aslike some of the greatest people of all

(01:30:58):
time, black people, white people, but I think they probably got him
as black for the most part becausecrack is a black drug. So in
celebration the June teenth, we we'regonna talk about some of the most accomplished
crackhads, and I'm gonna name someof these people. Anybody, Oh,
oh, you know, I hadno clue that these people were on crack

(01:31:21):
at some point in the career.I feel like Robert Downey j Either the
ten most accomplished crackheads. At numberten, we got cooler, no surprises,
they arrest in peace. We ain'tgotta go over that. James Fray.
I don't know who the fuck thatis. I don't know, but
he was a crackhead. Flavor.Flavor not surprised. Richard Pryor. We
know he was. He talked aboutthis publicly. It's gonna get wilder.

(01:31:44):
Watch this, Aaron Sorkin. Iknew that Samuel Jackson, I knew that
about h Y. Samuel Jackson wasbugget. But check this out. Watch
Robert Downey Jr. We know thatcalled it, but watch when it gets
to number one. I believe numberone is Lawrence Taylor. We knew that
he did. Lawrence Sailor smoked crackon the field. He came up player.
Yeah, oh New York Giants.Okay, the best giant, the

(01:32:06):
great Actually, can you smoke crackingat Actually, Laurence Shelor is the greatest
lineback of all time. Okay,let's keep going. You're gonna be You're
gonna Marion Barry. Of course thatwas the mayor of Washington, DC.
Huge, Yeah, Chris, whodo you think number one is number one?
I want to say, like JerrySeinfeld or something like crazy. Shoot,

(01:32:27):
no, it's it's it's somebody youwould never guess. Brouh. Let
me get three more guesses? Uh, to woman? So women white or
black? Gotta be a dead giveaway, dad, getaway. There's millions of
black oh black black woman? AngelaBassett, no, wold Be Goldberg,
No one more. Let me getone more guess, Uh, Tina Turner
No, okay, cool, yougotta know black woman Number one? Oprah

(01:32:50):
Oprah Winfrey was a motherfucking crackhead.Bro Let's read this in nineteen ninety five,
whose image is meticulously manicured, shockedthe world when he admitted and in
her twenties she was a news anchorwoman. A boyfriend had introduced her to
crack. She claimed to have stoppedusing it after they split up. I
think that's cap because crack is thataddictive. The fact that Oprah became Oprah

(01:33:13):
Mega millionaire Master of the Universe afterhitting the pipe flagrantly spits in the face
of everything our grammar school teachers taughtus. If anything, this scandle made
Oprah seem more human and relatable thanever, because everyone has made bad mistakes
in their life. Come on,who has it smoke crack and then giving
cause away to complete ya? Youget a crack pipe, You get a

(01:33:34):
crack pipe. Oprah. I neverknew that. I didn't know that either.
I know Oprah had a troubled past. I know that, but I
never knew Oprah bro that's crazy.I think Oprah is is an open face
predator. I think that Oprah beout with Hillary. Yeah, she'd be

(01:33:55):
out there with all the predator niggastaking pictures every since Epstein, Diddy,
all these every time someone comes upmakes open This is the weirdest thing about
open to me, and the factthat she's been with stedman for so long
and never she never. I thinkit's a certain level of evil. And
a woman who who never approcreated.I think I'm not saying it's a dream,

(01:34:25):
but a woman who doesn't and who'sable to to have a child,
a woman who doesn't have a childand say I don't want to be a
mother. Yeah, there's some peoplethat just don't want that responsibility. Will
I think it's different. I holdwomen to a different I hold women to
a higher centate. I feel likeyou what you're in your mind. Somebody

(01:34:46):
is not a woman if they're nota mother like you. You put those
two together. I don't. Idon't. I don't. I think at
some point in your life you've reacheda certain level of maturity. So all
right, A woman who are you? Always view the mass you'll watch sex
in the city. No, I'ma heterosexual male. It's a character on

(01:35:09):
it. It's just something very no, uh, Samantha, Samantha. It's
just something to me about a womanthat's pasted the age of forty, that
still want to be outside. Ijust hold women like this, And here's

(01:35:30):
what a god thing comes in atall? Right, have you met a
woman who settled down it's older,that doesn't have children. That's cool,
calm and collected, just relaxing.Yes, who I know people like that?
All right? So all right,there's certain like anytime already played this,

(01:35:55):
men we have a tendency to bemore mature, immature to women always,
right. I can see the reluctanceof men. There's no dream of
a man, no way in ourchildhood we say, you know what,
I can't wait to get married andshuttle down. It's not a man's fucking
dream, you know what. Ourdreams, our dreams, and leave our
parents' house, get our own cribso we can fuck as much women as
possible. Yeah, that's a dreamof a man to fuck multiple women.

(01:36:16):
Right. But I think women areby nature monogamous at some point in their
life, right. I think womenare trained by society to have that.
I don't think that's the train.I think that's I think that's it.
I think it's anatomically. I thinkit's how they are. So to your
point, I think that men orlittle boys are given toys of things that
they want to become aspirationally so that'swhy when we're little, we want to

(01:36:40):
be firefighters, we want to beastronauts, we want to be doctors,
all of these things. Women aregiving dolls to play with as little kids.
They're playing house, so they're playingthey're playing with Barbie Dreamhouse and shit.
So a woman is trained from childhoodto be looked at as Oh,
I want to be a mommy oneday. I want to be a mother.
I want to be a wife.I want to have a house.
And because women don't have hobbies,they're not doing ship like niggas are doing,

(01:37:04):
like fixing, playing video games allother ship their their life doesn't start
until they're domesticated. They women's hobbiesare plants. You know what I do?
You know what I do? Bro, I don't look at humans to
validate my statements. Look at animalsfor animals, right, yeah, same
thing. I put us in thesame category with animals. And I think

(01:37:28):
because our brains are bigger and ourtrajectory of what we think is bigger,
doesn't mean we're not. We neverwe don't revert back to our naturalistic just
like monogamy for a man is unnatural, it's very unnatural, Like I would
never offer pushback on that, right, because because by nature, if you
don't release semen, semen retention isnot a good thing. Bro. They

(01:37:53):
told me, you know it's good, it's a bad thing because I think
that's why niggas rape each other injail. Right, It's not that it's
a gates like nahnig, I gottaget this nut off. That's why that's
why men are violent. He's youplay sports, no as a heterosexuals crazy
no sports? Okay, So youever see, like if you're on a

(01:38:15):
court martial arts, all right,that's cool, that's fine, that's the
sport, all right. So ifyou're on the court and you're playing ball
with a nigga and the niggas extraaggressive, we're gonna say he's backed up.
If a nigg got an attitude problem, backed up, we need some
pussy because we know a build upof testostero in your system makes you more
aggressive. Any man who says ourpractice abstinists or seemer retention the niggas usually

(01:38:40):
a fucking weirdo. Bro. Hedoing yoga, some weird ship. He
never like a woman naturally can suppressher sexual emotions. She can do that
naturally. We can't. Right,So that's a nature thing. That's not
That's not a label I'm putting onanybody. Sure, right, So seemen
retention massive. Matter of fact,studies have shown the man who doesn't release

(01:39:00):
enough semen is more susceptible to prostatecancer because he has to. When you
have to release it, you canhave an excess of testosterone. You can't
have an excess of estrogen. Becausethe woman's body naturally releases what they don't
use. They administration cycles every everymonth. Their body naturally breaks down what

(01:39:24):
they don't use, and it getsit, it gets rid of it.
Our body don't do that. That'swhy we have millions and billions of sperm
cells that we need to release.How did we get here? What were
we talking about, crackheads? Howdo we? I don't know? But
but but but okay, I was, I was in the know. You

(01:39:45):
were saying why oprah is evil becauseyou've been with you know. I think
I think it's very unnatural for awoman. I view women as nurturers and
and and and I believe that.I said, I think women are more
mature than me. I think it'ssomething about a woman who says I don't
want to have children. At nopoint I completely disagree. Okay, that's

(01:40:09):
fine. I also don't have kids. I'm not saying that that a woman
can't be like that. Yeah,but I just think what I'm hearing from
you is just saying that you thinkthere's something inherently wrong or evil a woman
that which is crazy. Want tolet the humans are not in mind?
That's fine. You love saying,they said every week, Yes, have

(01:40:29):
you ever want and honestly, haveyou ever met an older woman without children
that's not evil? Yes? Yeah, so you know women that's forty plus
years old that doesn't that that's likeshe was evil. But they listen,
anytime I see a woman that's anolder woman in her middle ages, if
she refuses to settle down and sherefused to have children, it's because of

(01:40:53):
something traumatic that happened. But that'sall. There's also evil bitches who have
kids. That's true. Yeah,that's true. Women are just evil by
nature. I just think would wantwhen a woman I've never I've never ran
across a woman who says that,and they're like mature. Shout out to
my homegirl, Nikki. I juststarted rocking with this girl recently and She

(01:41:14):
was like, yo, I hatethe pressures that society puts on women,
and I have no desire to everbe married or have kids, like I
based off what though, it's justnot a thing that she wants. Say,
first of all, fuck marriage,right, So if women don't,
if women can, if women canreject marriage, also reject monogamy. Because

(01:41:35):
can we agree on this. Monogamyis not in the nature of a man
due to our testacherone intake, Imean outthick, right, So we have
a need to release a saceron.Yeah. Right, we have the ability
to sleep with several different women andhave no emotional taxes. Someone said,
if there was no religion or societalpressures, there would not be a single

(01:41:58):
monogamous man on this planet. Onehundred. That's one, and Chris rock
set the best men are as faithfulas our options, right, because and
then we can do those things andthat's the end of it. Women by
trying to fuck more happen. Womenby nature can't do can't sustain that.
Bro. There's women who I fuckedand it was on some casual ship there,

(01:42:21):
but after a while she started likeyou a little bit, feelings start
getting involved, They start getting madat you? Are you fucking anybody else?
Why does it matter? You're notYou're not my girl? Why does
it matter you? Your emotions aregetting to you. You're starting to catch
feelings, You're starting to feel aconnectivity to the person that you've had sex

(01:42:43):
with five, six, seven times, and in your mind you want to
be cool there, you want tostop being You're making my point for me.
Yeah, and I agree with withyou. Oprah has been with Steadning
for over thirty years, never marriedthem, So either two things. She's
a lesbian and he's her beard mmhmm, or she's a evil. But
you said you think Oprah's evil.I know I do think Yeah, I

(01:43:05):
do think she's evil. I'm justsaying that's not the case for all women.
I will say, I'm using Oprahas an example. I will say
the difference with Oprah is that there'sa power dynamic, and Oprah has the
power. So a lot of timesthese bitches are these way their money is
the power they or them not havingmoney will also make them more attached to
Have you ever dealt with women withway more money than you? Yeah,

(01:43:27):
my last girlfriend had way more moneythan me. Did she was? She
still submissive to you and liu ofher making more money than you. I
don't think that she ever was submissiveor dominant in our relationship. I don't
think there was ever a point whereshe was like, yo, I submit
to you. Like she was notnot in those words, but but it's
her actions. I can't say oneway or another. I think like when

(01:43:49):
we were when we were chilling,we was cool, but there they never
felt like there was like a leaderor a follower in the group. I
believe this. I believe successful relationshipsonly work when the woman outwardly shows more
love than a man. Yeah,I don't think it works the other word.
I think when you I think you'rea bitch ass nigga, I think
the nigga loves the girl more.Nine times ten girls get well, no

(01:44:09):
shows more love and also and weget ended in a minute. I believe
this one sold to be true.The only relationships are successful. I think
men. I think we we wewe commit. They don't commit because relation

(01:44:30):
and in committing to a relationship,the man always loses a part of himself
and a woman gains. Right.I think we lose because like I said,
it's it's in our nature to fuckmultiple women at one time, so
we be like, yo, Iain't fucking nobody else no more ever,
just you, just you, nigga. That's the l A woman can say

(01:44:51):
that and be like, all right, I'm cool. She's cool with that,
because like, if I'm fucking multiplewomen at one time, I truly
believe they're not fucking nobody. Itruly believe that. I believe that in
my mind too, just because ifthey I just believe that, Like it's
like, even if it's not thecase, I'm fine with just believing that.
Right, I'm never looking into it. But it's not because of my

(01:45:11):
ego. It's just because of theway they present themselves. And it's other
things that I call you always pickup, you're always available. I got
the kidiot crib Like you're not evenputting yourself in a position to where they
didn't seem like I'm a priority.You making it seem like you're trying to
like wiped up. You don't bedoing this for every guy, right,
And all of these factors factor intowhy I said it's something really strange because
these are natures of a woman.For a woman to not want to settle

(01:45:35):
down and have children, at nopoint in her life. Either she's experiencing
previous trauma, or she's a fuckingimmature as woman, bro, or she's
a highly logical and intelligent woman.And it's like, Yo, I don't
want which is also unnatural. Idon't want to be bogged down by the
responsibility of like raising her bad Yeah, Bro, that's why I don't want

(01:45:58):
to have any kids. I'm like, yo, I'm too free. I
want to be able to pick upand go to New York. I mean
it's the cool thing, right,are you on out the work? I
think what's dope? And we couldwrap up? I think it's dope?
Is that as comedians it's for me, Like I said, what it's not
a whole back because I'm my careeris going at the pace I wanted to

(01:46:18):
do. You're also financially stable enough. I feel like most people cannot,
but most comedians in order to getit. If I if my if my
career was just based off stand up, bro, I would have quit doing
Standable moone time ago because I don'tperform as much as other stand up comics.
I have the podcast I have todo. Yeah, most most comedians

(01:46:42):
who travel a lot don't have children. I mean a lot of my friends,
you Preacher Cam, Jarry has onekid, but he has you know,
he has a his kids. Momis very she's active there, so
you're able to do these things.And even Jari, he can't travel as
much as he wants. I knowhe probably really really go because also with
Jari, he kind of just justgot on the road crazy. Yeah,

(01:47:05):
but he hasn't, like for thelast two years, he really just started
going crazy. But he really don't, you know, he's really he's a
dedicated active dad too harder like andI'm not knocking fathers. I think you
guys have even look at you havea tough job to do, but you're
always going to be held back becauseif nothing else, you just want to
spend time with your kid. Iwant to be around my family. You
don't want to miss it, andI don't want to miss parts of their

(01:47:27):
life. I don't. I alsothink, like, yo, maybe I
don't have what it takes to raisea good kid, Like what if I
what if I have a kid andthen that's a shitty kid. He's like,
but just because just like his maternalpaternal instinct, I'm sure I don't
you're naturally. I don't even wantto risk it. I love for sure,
but I think your mom and dadstill together. Yes see, so
you have those you have those values. So I don't even think you would

(01:47:49):
risk over of a kid unless youknow this is gonna be my woman.
This is the only way that I'mhaving a kid is like, Yo,
I'm spending the rest of my lifewith this girl, and that's the way
it should be. And I'm neverspending them the rest of my life with
any particular girl. Now, yeah, you ain't ready yet. I'm not
ready, and that's cool. Thirtytwo, Bro, Like thirty two.
Listen most men too, Nigga.Bro, we're children into like forty five.

(01:48:10):
Yeah, I'm still watching Chicks withDick, Nigga. I'm anticipating the
release of GTA six, Nigga.I bought a PS five just for that.
Bro. I'm anticipating this new Dragonball Z game coming out, Nigga.
Why Yeah, I'm anticipating this shitsparking zero ten K four peep the
shirt, Nigga, Big facts whereI'm still anticipating ship that. People say,
oh, you dress like a kid, like bitch, there's no fucking

(01:48:32):
kids in the NBA. This isa man's jersey. Yeah. Kids don't
make clothes. Yeah, you dresslike a kid, a good kid,
and I'm wearing a man's jersey.Yeah, no, sorry, get that
ship out of here. Yeah,you mad? Because I got money.
I could do what I want withbig facts. They talk to me like
that too. Oh you boy,these action figures. You always wearing hats?
Yeah, because there are men inthe in the fucking professional baseball.
Yeah, this is not a child'shat. Oh you buying action figures?

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You on some toy ship? No, that is some childis shit. Yeah
yeah, but I didn't have itas a kid my parents. But probably
a kid kids, a kid probablymade it in a sweatshop. But now
my parents wouldn't buy me that shipas a little kid. So now my
inner child is being uh fulfilled ornerves the fact that I do have it,
and it's cool it on your own. You had a beautiful place and

(01:49:18):
you sing, bro, nobody's nobody'sfunding your childhood bullshit. Yeah, and
I love the fact that I justlive in my truth. Dog. It's
like, yo, bitches come overand they'd be like, yo, is
this a cock block? Do youlike do other girls hate this. I'm
like, yo, if girls don'tlike it, they don't have to come
back big facts. I'm you know, I'm unapologetically me on the podcast and
my cribuch avouch. Yeah. Yo, good parting today, Bro, you

(01:49:45):
got any shows coming up you wantto shut out? Yeah? The part
it won't be out in time.But I am going to be on the
main stage at the Funny Bone tomorrowformerly the Improv. I'm hosting the show.
Who's performing, no idea. Ihave no idea who the headline is.
They just reached out to me tomortnight. Yeah, we got a gig
to pull up. For that pullup, it's gonna be a good time.
Uh. Friday, I'm at theStraight Foolishness Comedy Showcase. I saw

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that's a church. It's a cleancomedy. It's a clean comedy. It's
a competition. So the one thatain't ask me to do it, they
know better asked me to do somelike that. It's only a four minute
set, but the winner gets fourminute set. I did see the Ross
Big It's it's a big yeah likethat. No, not Tim Allen,
Ash Cash, Patrick Sisk, Acouple of people I don't know, but

(01:50:27):
the winner gets five hundred dollars basedon what you named you got it?
Yeah, there's a couple of peoplethat I haven't seen on there, so
I don't know, but car onit. No, five hundred dollars for
the winner, and that is puton by Curtis Bateman. He runs some
really good statement runs the Straight Full. That's Friday. Uh no, that's
Saturday. And then Friday at ashow in Fruitland Park with Jake Clark and

(01:50:50):
Ashcash people. Okay, Jake,Jake, Yeah, we got some good
shows coming up. And then alwaysyou could catch me that Nico Gastro bar
on, How was it last night? How did them? Eric? Was
it? Eric? I call himTracy Chapman. I call him you look
you look more like Tracy Chapman.Me. Bro, Oh no, thatigga

(01:51:10):
had a rough time. Yeah,bro, look no shout shout at him.
But bro, he's been doing comedylongest kid Miller. Bro, Yeah,
I see him do really well atthe the other bar Open my competition.
He like, what the fuck ishe doing? He's like the essential
like open my comic, hobby comic. He's a hobby comic. I don't

(01:51:33):
know what he's doing in his reallife. But shout at him, man,
he got a podcast he do like, uh tech work Nah. But
he did well enough. It justwasn't his crowd. Wasn't his crowd,
Like, that's a young listen man, that crowd. Bro. I had
a hard time there and I hadto I meant to talk about that with
you last week. Recovery. Yeah, that's his skill. I didn't know
I had, because recovery as aheadliner is very difficult, right for you

(01:51:58):
comics out there, because to losethe crowd. Now, I lost the
crowd for good reason because there wasbitches on the stage yapping in my ear
and that threw my set off.Also, the DJ fucked up my song
twice because my first joke was basedoff that song, So that was cool.
I ate that, but the bitchwas behind me talking. I'm like,
all right. So I didn't losethe crowd because I wasn't doing my
joke. I lost the crowd becauseI was frustrated. But to win the

(01:52:21):
crowd back is a skill, andyou don't know you have it until you
gotta do it. Full transparency.Whatever happened to you to get you flustered,
I fully understand that I'm telling you, you didn't lose the crowd because
you were flustered. You lost thecrowd because you didn't read the room.
That was a room full of womenand you went up there and shit it

(01:52:43):
on women in the beginning, middle, and end of your site. So
that's fine, that's fine, that'sfine. I always do that, but
I can I know how to doit in the way to work like like
like Corey Holkom is very likable,Like, yeah, my attitude, my
delivery of the jokes were fucked upbecause of me being flustered. I've seen
you do it. I would haveseen you do it well. Why this

(01:53:04):
nigga came on stage and was like, yo, you know who? You
look like the bride of Chucky Andthen there was no follow up bit just
was just like because because I makeit fun of right, because I bro,
I know how to do jokes andput a smile behind it. But
there was no smile behind it becauseI actually was very frustrated because those and

(01:53:25):
it wasn't that the chicks was talkingand then they wouldn't stop, and I
asked them several times to stop andthey kept going. I was bro,
I'm like, what the fuck.Shout out to everybody who was on that
show that that was a fun show. Shout de Tay for knowing me and
knowing my triggers. And she wasdoing things in the back to rout the

(01:53:46):
crowd up, like, no,we got to bring my nigga. But
I know how you because people whoknow me. I'm good at CrowdWork.
My crowd work is always my goal. To Well, you started roasting,
you picked them back up when youstarted doing the astrology. Astrology shit,
the women loved that. That speaksto knowing and reading your room. Women
love astrology. If you could bringup oh yo, all libras are lack

(01:54:08):
accountability, all scorpios are selfish,all like, that's a skill that I
don't have. I don't know shitabout astrology. I could have that same
conversation with men because I know,like, yo, if you're a sports
nigga, I know how to talkto sports niggas. If you're a Star
Wars nigga, I know how totalk to Star Wars niggas. I know
women, but I don't. Idon't. I can't get in their bag
like that. Oh no, no, no, I get an a back

(01:54:30):
like that. I got five Ihave five sisters, and I was four
daughters, and I was raised byold women. You know what. I
think I could get into white girlsbags like that, but I'm not attracted
to white people. And most whitegirls who come to comedy shows they come
with their boyfriends. So it's askill that have been My set is always
directed at women. Always, I'llalways direct my material women. Yeah,

(01:54:50):
but that was it. And thenalso, your room is not a comedy
room. It's not. It's not. So you have to turn a hookah
lounge into into a comedy and that'shard. That's how it was a nice
shade night shape. People tell youyour crowd is like my crowd at night
shade. That's the same thing.One similarity. And the hardest part about

(01:55:11):
doing comedy in a room like OKor a night shade is that it's separated
nightshade, you had your whole audienceright in front of you, but there's
a separate side drunk people and nowthey're just watching it from the screen.
But they don't it's not the same. It's not a live show. And
they feel like, oh, thecomments can't see it. So we could
talk right and you're talking is carryingover from here, so that in a

(01:55:32):
room like those, that's when youreally practice becoming a professional comedian because you
have to divert off your set.Bro that your room is impossible to do.
You to do your material. Youcan do it, but you got
to get them a crowd work.Yes, you got to get them on
CrowdWork, especially if you're headline it. I've always been a crowd work comic,
but I feel like my crowd workhas gotten so much better in the

(01:55:55):
last in the room. That's howBro, that's how I'm from Shade.
Sometimes I get so frustrated because it'slike there's nothing that you can do.
There's people on the wall who theydon't necessarily want to watch comedy. They
want to They want to wait forthe show is over so they can start
doing hookah and shaking the ass.People on the front want to watch the
show and they're genuinely laughing, andthen people at the bar are talking to

(01:56:16):
each other. But they're talking,it's distracting the people up front. So
there's no way to get all threemost comics. But that's the thing.
You find your You find your crowd, You find your group, and when
that group laughs, the people whoare talking. It's like what they're laughing
at you. You you you growinto and then and if you really want

(01:56:38):
to get into your back, youdo what I did. You get the
funk off the stage and you getin their face. But that's what makes
you professional. That's when you reallylearn all the elements of comedy. Like
that's, bro, in ten yearsof doing comedy, recovery is that's the
first time I had to recover eithera bomb all the way or I'm killing
it and kill but to bomb andthen win back on the headlining gig a

(01:57:02):
thirty minute plus set. Bro,that shit is not easy. Bro,
I'm proud of myself for that.No, I like the recovery. I
liked what you did at the endwhen you got off stage and you were
freestyles of ros. You was evenroasting some of the owners, and they
loved that shit. I was like, all right, we had a good
night. It was a good set. We all got paid. That's what
we want. This is what wegot out of comedy, right, it

(01:57:24):
was good time. We listen,y'all. This was a great show.
Me and Cav. You know Cav'syou know shot the ray Our Coast.
No, Bro, I just realizedsomething. I never introduced the show.
Bad Things Happen to good people.I never introduced show the beginning. You
didn't introduce me this episode of thisstuff. Fuck, we was just ready
to pod. I never introduced theshow. But because raised down here,

(01:57:46):
so I threw it off. SoI raised not here. But she'll be
here next week, and keV willbe absent. I'll be keviy New Orleans
doing this thing out there. Butthis is episode two hundred and fourteen?
Was it two fifteen? I thinkyou said ye episode twohudred to fourteen in
the books, y'all, I thinkI says right here. Let me make
sure you got the right episode.It's gotta be two fourteen. See yup?

(01:58:09):
This episode two hundred fourteen. Welllisten, y'all, this episode two
undred to fourteen in the books.I didn't introduce it at the beginning,
but y'all still see it. Popup. I I'm Will Mills aka King
Dirtback sitting next to my co hostCavdan aka four seven KVK Orlando Clarisian I
ag aka Winnie the Pool Bear,and we will see y'all same time next

(01:58:30):
week, same place. All right, We outa here, y'all,