Episode 216: Double R

In this episode, the team tallks about our Summer breaks....Wil's trip home to NYC, Kev's trip to NOLA & Rai's big announcement!!!

Episode Transcript

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Like my my ex I was.I used to be like, nah,
because you don't want a baby rightnow and I don't want one right If
Shorty's not on birth control, I'mnot busting inside her without the plan be
like even with the for me,Bro, I don't know what it is
about me, bro, birth control. I didn't. I didn't been through
I U d's Nigga. Oh ship, Nigga, my ship get through all

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that? Yeah, yeah, myship ain't strongly undefeated something like my ship
is crazy, bro, but youknow I got a crazier one. My
ship has defeated in aborshit. Niggasurely had to go back. Nigga,
that's crazy. It didn't take.Nigga was holding onto the floor, was
like, hey yo, get thishanging ship out my face. Nigga.
Bro, I'm telling you something.My ship is crazy. Bro. That

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Plan B shit is not like aseffective as because you could take the Plan
B. But if the egg hasalready been released, right, if she's
ovulating while she takes a Plan B, it's pointless, bro, Like shit,
it don't matter if you take itin like the first day or this
ovulating as if it's if the egghas already released then though, I'll be
acting because the plan beast stops theegg from releasing, So if it already

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came out, then I'll be actingLike I know what these words mean,
I know what the I know whatfallopian tubes are. I know I've heard
of the word ovulating, but Idon't know what they are. So ovulating
is when I'm sorry, resident,Really, women really can only get pregnant
one week out of the month,and even in that week, it's it's
still like a two day window.The only thing that saves it is that
sperm can live like for up tothree to five days, and once it's

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in the vaginal, whatever the hellonce it gets all up in there.
So if she, like if youfuck her on like a Monday and she
ovulates on a Wednesday, if yoursperm are still in there, she could
get pregnant. But like, ifif you nothing her on a Monday,
she ovulates on a Wednesday and shetakes the pill like on a Tuesday,
then the egg hasn't released. Gotchwouldn't have broken I wouldn't definitely wouldn't have

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broken down like that. What isovulating is it when the egg is released
ready to be pregnant Kay's and thenthe period is after ovulation and all like
the extra because then get for thelost. So they it's releasing. They're
trying to just get rid of it. Garbage is garbage. Got what garbage
disposed one again? Got it agarbage? This is what it is,
is garbage. Anyways, y'all.I'll be recording, so that's good.

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Welcome back to episode two hundred andsixteen of the Old Jokes Side Podcast.
I'm Your Hoax. Will Mills ak A King dirt Bag and joining us
back where all three of us finallyback together. It's been weeks. We've
all been having our little adventures andwe're gonna get to that. A Welcome
back to my co host Ray ak A Honey j a k A the

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Greenoy band that Can't Stand It ak A new pop Chicken Salad right now
for a limited diamond. And alsowe got the Man, the Myth,
the Legend himself, Kevin Dean ak A four O seven cav a ka
Orlando cal Rision, Yes, Sir, a pool bed Witny to pull bed

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he and you the sweet old winningto pull He. I'm just living amongst
the clouds man, I'm out herein cloud City, y'all. That's him.
That's him. So listen, y'all, we all have some exciting Our
summing has been pretty exciting. Iknow, we all got some exciting ship
to say. But one of ustrumps all. Yes, So New Orleans

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is the top. No, no, that's number one somebody out here.
She'd be icy every week, butshe's a little icier this week, y'all.
I don't like you call me ashe just because I got my chains
on. That girl is loved,all right. See the rollie on one

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hand, the tennis brasil the samehand, and on that ring finger.
My boy has popped the question andasked Ray for her hand in marriage,
and she said, yeah, youToray. So she gonna come in here
with a new nickname soon. Whatwould Beyonce's name be if if uh?

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When jay Z proposal the fiance?So she is a fiance now. And
actually, y'all, she sent methe video so you guys at home could
check it out. So your ladiesat home that talk about you don't cook,
you don't clean, you don't suckdick, you don't listen to your
man, you ain't getting one ofthose. Could you show that to the

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camera again? Please? That boyain't playing. He got the marquee cutting,
solitary winning. Yeah, he wentin. He don't play but her
Oh yeah, oh god, damnoh ship that nigga love you for real,
nigga? Did you see it?Yeah? That nigga don't even look
like he cheat or not. Thenigga's look at this. That's nice.

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So look at this simpass video.Check it out. This is the proposal.
It was a lot longer than this, but she sent me to the
diversion, thank god, because thatship was too long and too sappy for
my taste. But let's get intoit and let's look at raised beautiful proposal
from my homie. Okay, that'swhy see technical difficulty. Okay, were

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nice and we in plug it in, plug it in. You let him
go outside and hats like that?Yeah, okay, cool, I like
it. If you like it,I love it. Yeah. You you
don't got a couple of them hatsin collection? I'll get your life.
I don't have a couple of thosehats, but I haven't made it yet.

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I know your niggas got different money. Oh for sure. Now that
ain't got in about money. It'sjust it's just a different wardrobe. You
spend money in your clothes. Youdon't wear a cheap shit. You're right,
So spend a little bit of moneyin dress clothes. All right,
let's get into this video. She'sshe's not everything. It's my dum can't
get you know, And I gotsome this nigga smooth as ship boy.

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This is when you you were performing. It was the Jazz seasons. Oh,
that was the day you invited usto come out when we was out
of town. Wow. I wouldhave witnessed this, but I was in
New York. What was your thoughtprocess for all this was happening that you
know what was about to happen.I was oblivious, Like you're kind of
talking a lot on this mic frommy event, nigga, Well, it

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was, I tell y'all, checkthis out, y'all. I gotta ask
you. That's smooth. That's beautifulthing right there. That's really funny.
Your mom pulled up. We literallyhad the whole family in jazz. Yeah.

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Cool, dude, son, that'sreally cool. Dude, man,
that's so fired beautiful, beautiful.Did I did so? I didn't.
I didn't see the little signs backthere. Oh yeah, so they say

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will you marry me? But likeChelsea, so beautiful, thank you.
Everybody kept saying like y'all because solast week from the second to the seventh,
both of our families were in town, so we rented out a big
airbnb. We told them, y'alljust come here the whole town. I

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didn't, but he said since weplanned to have our families come that he
was planning. But I had noidea because he always he always said he
would not propose to me, likein for he don't like that type of
attention. So everybody was saying itand I was like, he's not gonna
do it that way. I hadno fucking idea. And then the last

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time I performed at Jazz Tastings,somebody was trying to get him to go
up on stage. He's not acover artist. So I always asked Dave,
like what he's doing when, likeI have people coming into town.
So he was like, well,I have my first Fridays on the fifth.
And I was like, oh,that's dope, so like we could
probably just both perform right for yourfamilies. Yeah, And literally that was

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the first time that both of ourfamilies met together. We was all under
the same roof. We told them, y'all don't have to worry about accommodations,
just get here, and we hada fire ass crib in kissin me.
It was a twelfth to my hometownRenion over there. Actually, no,
it wasn't. I feel like itwas you know where that shit.

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I know it's one of those golfNo, it's one of those little golf
Cocoa golf or something like that,like you know how they be having those
little golf. No, it wasn'treunion because it was literally thirty minutes from
my house, so we weren't likedeep in there. But yeah, so
I had no fucking idea. Yo, that's fire saluting him, man,
and I love to see it likeif it if it's that, yeah,

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that's what's up. You know.If some dudes are cheating then and then
proposed like that was very traditional.That's why like Ray could come on here
and talk her shit, bro,because she got her man. She's not
a pick me. She got pickedyou know what I mean. That's why
she can get on ladies when wetalk about male and female things going on
in the show. Listen to her, Yo, she got the man.

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He's a good dude. Like she'shere hanging out with snipers and he cool
with it. Don't press, notworry for a second. But let me
tell y'all how smooth this nigga is. Because he has a song it's called
Believe, and it's like, that'smy favorite song of his. It's like
he's talking about how much he lovedsomeone, but like he made the song

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before we met. But I whenI heard the song, I was like,
oh, nigga, you manifested mebecause they gotta be about me.
So he performed Believe there and hewas like, we always sing it together
at home. So he was like, babe, I'm gonna need your help.
So I was already making my wayto the stage for moral support,
and I was already at the front, and then he was like he just
was singing it. And then Ieven took the mic and like started singing

(10:05):
it with him, leaned in.We did a little duet. It was
cute as fuck. And then evenwhen that nigga was like, I need
you to come on stage, Ididn't think nothing because I was like he
probably just finished. Say how appreciativehe is for our family and friends,
and I say, we had jazztastes and sold the funk out. Yeah.
Yeah. So he was doing awhole little spill call me on stage

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and I literally still had no ideauntil I happened to turn around and I
saw the fucking will you marry mesons and I just started crying. So
that's why when the video starts,I'm just like in his shoulder because I
was booo girl, and I waslike, the fucking sign says. I
was like, bitch, are youdid you see what you thought you saw?
But he was still talking, soI was like, let the man
finish, girl, let him finish, let him get it out. And

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then he asked, and I waslike, that's fucking that's really cool,
that's really cool. We should allowedWe should allowed her to ended off.
Why do you start? Why wouldyou start with the biggest one? That's
the who's gonna follow that up?Because it's funny because I was mine's just
funny and eventful. All right,congratulations graduations. Ray. I'm so happy

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for y'all. And man, Igotta come on the show and talk about
it one time, Like I wouldn'tmind him coming on the show. Top.
Maybe he give us some pointers.Yeah, No, it's time not
good gear give me shit. Fuckthat every now and again. It's time
to stop being a whole nigga fora week and a half, you know,
to try to do it right bythese you know, listen, I'll
be telling people right. You canbe with somebody for twenty years and then

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get out of that relationship and bewith a person for two months and married
him. It ain't got nothing todo with Tom. It's just that connection,
Bro. That shit has to work. Bro. It has nothing to
do with money. Contrary popular belief, it's it's an energy you get from
people. People know, Bro,People don't understand how fucked up their energy
is. Sometimes. Broye's certain peopleI get around my nigga and when they're

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in the bad move, I'm ina bad move right with him, son,
because that shit got in and theydon't get it. Bro. It's
like, Yo, your energy,But I'm not doing anything to you.
Yeah, you're you woke up youralready? This be subven this no wow,
I want you to wake up,But why are you pissed already?

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It's morning. Let me tell yousomething. One of the most beautiful things
about a woman is a woman withreally good energy. Bro, I don't
ever hoote beautiful thing. I don'tquote Kevin Samuels often. I think he
had a lot of cool things tosay, but I think he had a
lot of sideways to say. Butone thing that he always said it stuck
out to me is that women neverask men what they really want. And

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if you ask a man, ifa man knows what he wants, very
simple, it's very simple. Aman wants a beautiful woman, he wants
peace, and he wants her tobe kind. That's it. That's it.
That's it. A beautiful woman thatis peaceful, That you bring peace
into my life and my household,and that you're nice to me and other
people around me. Right, that'sit. It's simple. And people don't

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understand what that peace mean. Peacedoesn't mean you're doing anything for me necessarily
or you're putting up with just bullshit. It means you're peaceful. Yeah,
you have peace within yourself. Peaceis tranquility. So when you get around
this person like you're having a badday of work, son, bro,
if you in a beauty relationship witha woman, bro, the best thing
you could just walk in the doorand lay on her fucking laps and she

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just rubbed your bro, She's atpeace. That energy right there is unmatched
like she. You don't even ifyou got a woman who's in sync with
you, you don't even gotta tellher what's wrong. She knows. And
sometimes you don't want to talk aboutit, you don't want to vent about
it. I can't stay in themotherfucker trying to force emotion. Yeah,
don't press me, pure, don'tdo that. Like, let me tell

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you when I'm ready. But rightnow, all I need is for you
to just let me fall into you. All I need is you to not
add stress to me that I'm notasking you to take nothing off my plate,
ease my bird and nothing. Justdon't hit me with no extra shit.
I already got enough. We areminimalists, like a mother, minimalist.
Most women women, Most women don'tunderstand that the world don't give a

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fuck about men. It's right,and nobody gives your woman cares about you.
Your children don't even yeah your parentsup to a certain extent. Right,
because you're you're You're loved according tohow much you are doing for a
person. Right. But when awoman loves you internally. Man, Listen,

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y'all seem like y'all have that,because I watched them of yall videos
and I be fucking uh scoffing thatI've used that way. You are you
like me, You see love toomuch and you mad about it, like
comfortable ship. I hate love.I hate love so much. If I
see love bugs cheesy. It's notlike one of them YouTube couples that my

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kids be watching. I hate themotherfucker. It's scripted, like they be
doing shit like cooking, and likeshe's talking and and and he's just in
the background, randomly not paying herno mind. She's doing what she's doing,
but he's just there, which ishow it's supposed to be. Get
out my motherfucking business. Like youknow what I mean, you definitely do.
I will definitely say this is avery like peaceful. That doesn't mean

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that there's not any issues or nothinglike that comes with it, of course,
yeah, but it's I think wehandle conflict well, and in the
moments that we can't, we justbe like, all right, go to
your separate corners. Will eventually comefrom one thing. I always remind people,
the strength and the relationship is notthe happy times, it's the bad
time because if it's all listen themost you know people, I don't trust

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that I see online that's always smilingand happy and praise it. Yet that
relationship is for somebody getting They asked, well, somebody, that's unrealistic.
Son. If you live with amotherfucker trusting beliefs on, it's how much
you can tolerate of their how muchof their bad traits and characterans can you
tolerate. I don't like seeing theother side though, where the couples that

(15:56):
are always subbing each other and dissingeach other, they breaking up every week.
I know a nasty couple like that. They just beyond all the Instagram
Yes, the Instagram story like nasty, so nasty. Hey, yeah,
I'm outside, I'm getting holds today. Relationships last whatever. They they stayed
together forever, their own They gottheir all understanding the toxic. I know

(16:21):
a relationship that's like that, andthey've literally been together since they were in
high school. That's how to be. They're like the arrested development. They're
study because they hated in high schooland they forgi he's about to be fifty.
They don't even they're married. Theydon't even live in the same house
now, but they are like stilltogether. Like it's crazy. I'd be
like, that's interesting, listen,I can see that. Like, Bro,

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I'm I'm I'm a I hate todo the astrology in there, but
I am I'm a Capricorn. Bro, I'm a fucking textbook loaner. And
it's nothing against anybody else. Ijust enjoyed the solace of my own space.
Also, I'm an idiot savant,so I need to be alone because
nobody understands my thought but me.Yeah. So on the show you ever
watched Ray Donovan? No, so, Ray Donovan was married and ship like

(17:04):
that, faithful to his wife.He wasn't doing no dirt. But the
nigga had his own apartment too.Whenever he go through bullshit right to she
know he's at his crip and shedidn't know where it was. She just
know he had it and it wassome fly ship that is fly. But
I feel like a woman in twentytwenty four, I ain't trusting a nigga
to not have a separate family.But that's why a nigga need a man
cave. Every man needs one becausewe understand that the whole house belongs to

(17:29):
the woman. Yeah, so everyman needs a man case you want to
decorate it the way that she wants. She don't want you weird. Yeah,
it's funny, but she said that'sthe thing. That's the thing.
But she said is a park.Now yeah, that's literally that's funny.
But I'm like very much. SoI'm I I'm phinic. I always say
I'm finicky, like I like tobe bothered and I hate to be bothered

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the same Now, I never liketo be bothered, but I can tolerate
someone in my space right depending youknow what I mean mean, And so
there are definitely times where like Idon't there's nothing wrong. I just don't
want to be bothered. Yeah,and that's something that that we had to
learn how to operate in because he'lllike really be like are you sure,
yo, Okay, I'm like,I'm fine, there's nothing wrong. I

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just don't feel like talking. Idon't feel like doing shit Like I'm over
there like you saying you could justbe making a drink and be like babe,
be like, yeah, this person'stalking to me right now, but
they didn't do nothing. So Ilive alone. I can't imagine living with
somebody else but shout out like,actually that brings up what I've been doing
in my week. I just movedinto a new apartment. Oh yeah,

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yeah, I'm in this skyloft.I'm in this skyloft. Now, yeah,
we're out here, moving on up. So, uh, the way
that my situation is set up,I live with my parents for forever,
but we had a five bedroom,four bathroom house. I was in a
separate wing. I never saw them. I would go days on end without,
like, without communicating with them,and then I moved into my other

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apartment and then to this one.So I've always either been completely on my
own in a separate part of thehouse or had my own space. I
can't imagine living with a significant otheror like roommate your time, bro,
I don't know. But here's thething though, people said these unreal estate
exnotations and personalize it right, becauseyou only know your own experience. Everybody's

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different. So when people give avice relationship advice online, I'll be like,
especially with the living situation, Yeah, what it works for, some
don't work for. It doesn't matterhow long you've been together, you will
never know the person you wouldn't youlive with it? I don't give a
fuck of y'all was together twenty years. Really everything changes, bro, Like,
well, it doesn't change. Ifyou get along, you're going to
continue to get along. Yeah that. The personalities don't change per se.

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It's just like these everyday things.Because if you are finigy about hey,
when you want your fences. Meand my my max roal, we used
to all give my ex roommate,we used to all give about which way
to tissue go. I'm an underguy, he's an over guy. I
feel like that's a really petty thing. Are No. But the thing about
is I walk What if I liveby myself for man years and I walk
in and I'm doing this and he'srolling it down, so I pull it.

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By the way, are you anover guy? Under? I don't
know the difference, right, Sohe would put it over and I would
fucking come in, switch it around, and we would go back and forth
with this shit. Yeah it doesn't. I'm a lefty. I'm a lighty.
I'm a lefty too. No,you know my roommate was a lefty.
So my ex girl was a son. Let me tell you about by
women. The thing that would annoyyou if you live especially if you're if
you come from your parents' crib toa woman to living with a woman,

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that's different. But if you gofrom your parents' crib to living with a
woman, I mean sorry, toliving by yourself for a while, you
get in your own moods. Yeah. Women have this thing where they will
touch your ship. Bro, Yeah, just move it for no reason.
It's more efficient wherever. I gota joke about that. I talk about
this shit on stage and I'm like, yo, one of my finest moments

(20:52):
when I live by myself, whenI live alone, is to eat a
bowl of cereal and to leave iton the counter and go out for hours
and come back in Its still there. Bro. That's nasty to me.
No, but it's there, right, I left it there, son.
But I just imagine that it's yourhat, yeah, or a pair of
sneakers and you lined it up acertain way and she's like, I don't
like that, right, because yougotta That's why a nigga need a man

(21:15):
cave, because you that's your design, that's how you want it. So
you get your little space to yourself. But you're imagine your bedroom is what
she wants per se the living room, everything is how she wants to design,
and you gotta just deal with that. Ship. That's bullshit, but
that's what happens when you're a manwho lives as a bachelor. Most it's
a traditional way is to move outand get your crip together from your parents'

(21:36):
house. But at any point,if you a man who lived a loan
son, it's going to be ahard transition for you. I think it's
a hard transition for woman too,And I feel like I think that's very
important. So like even when wewe recently just we call it merging.
So we recently merged because his leasewas ending where he was always at my
place anyway, you know what Imean, y'all gave it a merging.
Y'all called it. I just say, when we merged, thing like merge.

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Yeah, And I know how importantit is for someone to feel like
they belong in a space. He'sjust like kind of like I don't care.
But I was like, babe,you get it. He came or
it was his it was my criband he came. And the obviously the
the what you call the goal isto you know, get a place together.

(22:25):
It's just his lease ended in February. Mine on until December. So
but it's like, while you're here, I want you to feel comfortable,
like you don't got to put yourstuff under the bed, you know what
I mean, Like like whatever youare. He had a painting hanging up
in his I'm like, we couldput that in the dining room. I
don't have nothing, but it is. It is. That's why you bitches

(22:45):
don't got no ring. It isdifferent too, because I think what happens
with people merged too is like andthat's a conversation we had to have.
Like when I would go to hishouse, it was like an escape from
my day to day. I knowI'm going to your house and I know
what I'm going there for. Iknow I'm going to have fun with you.
I know I'm going to like relax. And now I was working from
home too, so it's like myhome wasn't my home right, but now

(23:07):
when we live together, you're seeingin real time how my day to day
goes. So you're literally having tosee me go through random moods and where
I don't even know what's going onor like I'm glitching. I'm a glitcher.
Like I will literally randomly nothing's happening. I'm like, fuck, God
damn it. Like you're literally havingto see me go through all of that.
And so sometimes it could feel likethings are different, and it's like,

(23:29):
it's not that it's different. We'restill doing the same things, Like
we still connecting, we still vibing. Our favorite thing to do is smoke
and listen to music. We're stilldoing that every night. But it's like
during the day now you are literallyseeing me like when I have a bad
moment, versus me making sure Icome to your place with good energy.
Now all the shit is just messed. You know. Ray Dad asked there
was a husband, bro, No, I'm here talking. I'm like,

(23:52):
Yo, A lot of chicks don'tget that. You know what she said,
Like, son, I've been ahobo, safety homosexual, homosexual.
Yeah, absolutely, Like up yousleeping on bitches, couches and ship I
ain't never seen one nobody couch.That's a roommate guy. I've been that

(24:15):
guy before, and I know whatthat but it's like, yeah, they're
made to accommodate and make people feelcomfortable is very much needed. It's like
you ever had to make a pits. Well, you live with your parents,
but I've had to make pit stopsat people's crib during my transitions at
times. And one of the worstfeelings in the world, like motherfuckers.
Because when I first moved to Florida, I moved with my roommate, you

(24:37):
know what I'm saying. When Iwas in college and I moved in with
him. And and when I ate, like when I ate my sandwiches,
I've made three pieces of bread.My peanut butter sandwich, I made three
a triple stacked peanut butter sandwich.Peanut butter and jelly together is trash.
Just for the record, I've neverhad a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
All right, see this, We'renot doing this. We're not doing I

(25:02):
believe you. But you had butwhat you had in place that is wild.
Yeah, yeah, Grenadian and someship Like I'm guying he probably had
a curry. He probably had acurry and cheese and butter and cheese.
I never I didn't eat sandwiches growingup. I didn't like bread, and
I didn't like cheese growing and Ididn't like jelly. So I never had
cold cuts. I never had aham and cheese, sandwich. So what

(25:25):
was your go to go to,like like like running around playing with your
friends outside, you got to comein and grab what you had a hot
pocket. First, I didn't likeI didn't like cheese, so I never
had a hot pocket. First ofall, my parents were super caribby and
they didn't let us run around.I had a meal. I had a
whole meal. What happened, well, you know, a meal for lunch
is crazy. My mom would makelike stewed chicken and white rice and corn

(25:52):
or stewed chicken no for dinner,and then they would be they're be in
the fridge and I'm like, Mom'mhungry. She's like, you know that
stewed chicken still in the fridge.So you would eat you only jiut?
No, I got two older sisters. You're only yould Yeah, I mean
yeah, he's the only boy.Yeah. So now my mom would go
out of her way, like shewould make breakfast we do like bacon and
eggs, or there was chicken nuggetsin the freezer. I would always be

(26:14):
I would always eat chicken nuggets.But if it comes to like lunch,
I ain't never had a sandwich orlike something quick. It was just like
eat the leftovers in the fridge ormake yourself something to get some ramen noodles
and warm them up in the that'sa good lunch. Yeah, I'll do
the ramen noodles. I'll put Iwas very self efficient as a child.
I would sufficient. Yeah, Iwould grab. I would grab the chicken

(26:34):
nuggets out of the freezer. Iknew how to put them in the oven.
I don't like no microwave chicken nuggets. I was bougie like I put
them in the oven. No,no, no, he didn't put mic
He didn't put microwave chicken nuggets inthe microwave. He put them in the
oven. Yeah that doesn't mean youjust you just prepare them. Yeah,
yeah, I talked. Now.There was a point of time when my

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parents would when I was old enough, they would let me use it the
fryer. So I'll get the getbought of oil and put the chicken nuggets
in the oil. They're already cookedchicken nuggan, not define the mic awavee
food. That's the same ship thatthey have in McDonald's. I put the
Tysons chicken nuggets and the oil anddeep and flip them pretty much and I

(27:17):
and my sisters, I would dofavors for them because they both have cars
and ship. So I'm like,hey, I'll make the chicken nuggets in
the ram noodles for you if youdrive me to blah blah blah accent,
take me to Walmart Walgreens. Later, I want to buy some some CDs
or some ship. So now thatwe were so, let's end up.
Ray congratulations. I'm happy for you. Just don't be engaged too long,

(27:38):
my buckers proposed and never playing theweddings. We're definitely gonna be married put
times because because long, I honestlythought we were going to skip the engagement
and just getting that's quick, saidshe said, next year it's two years
too long. I say two yearsshould be the limit. Is that after
that, it's like, don't youI was ready to elope. I thought

(28:00):
we was gonna skip the engagement phase. That's why I didn't even know I
was. My old thing is whenif if I ever get married again,
it will be a small wedding,but a huge reception. When you got
married before, did you have likea ceremony and ship? No? It
was small, real small shit.I mean I was I was super young.
Did you go to the y'all wentto the courthouse or no, we

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did a little small ceremony, butit was like what I was like,
you know that. You know nowadaysthey have like like if you you could
go to like two places like louGuard, you can probably go anywhere now
and they have elopement packages, whereaslike fifty people and you can get somebody
if you know somebody will be likethirty five hundred dollars super cheap. But
I'd rather do a big reception ina small destination wedding. Yeah, you

(28:45):
can spend the money. Weddings areso fucking but they don't got to be
a wedding time. We can justgo somewhere and get married. I ain't.
Let's rent a spot. We cando a beach in the Bahamas or
Rubo or church and cacos and nightship like that. I might be the
only nigga on the planet that doesn'tlike traveling. I hate that ship.
Yeah, Like, have you everbeen anywhere? You? Have you ever

(29:07):
been anywhere? I just came backfrom New Orleans. That's not traveling.
I mean I've been to Cosamel,I've been to the Bahamas. You gotta
go abroad. You you don't likeyou a friend? You get there,
that's fine. I don't like isit the going. I don't like the
ordeal. I don't like the flying. I got you, I got you.
That makes the preparation. But alsowhen I'm there. I'm not the

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type of nigga that like wants tosee sights and ship if I can see
something, I hate people like that. Bro like me. No, no,
no, no no, not likeyou you're talking about. I'm not
the nigga that's going on women,broen Son. I feel like that.
Vacations, you're supposed to come homerelaxed. You know how you come home
tired. Yeah, don't don't giveme. I don't want to do ship.

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We're going to Scoopa Diver today.We're going to see the Pyramids.
I don't give to funk about ofthat ship more stressful. Like I want
to be able to sleep the fuckingYeah, get up, go whenever I
want. If I stay at ahotel, I don't want to be able
to watch the TV in the hotel. I want to order roads shop.
Yeah, I want to buy shipthat I can't get home. Yes,
I want to locations shop eating sleep. That's it, bro, I'm not

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I don't want to do nothing.And the way that the internet is set
up, I could get most ofthe ship anywhere now anyway, So it
don't it don't make a lot ofsense for me to travel. So when
I go out, like my whatmakes me have fun is like experiences with
people. It don't need to bea place necessary. I like to socialize.
I like to network and meet newpeople. But when you when you
go on a vacation with a shortylike, they don't have that same agenda.

(30:42):
They're like, yo, I wantto see the sights, I want
to plan this, I want tohave experiences with you. And I'm like,
yo, you know what else itis? But I don't like that.
Let me tell you what it is. Mainly this is what women.
I'm black, Bro, Yeah Ican't. I'm a black man. In
certain places, I can't go comfortable. I can't go everywhere ma like we

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can, like of course I wouldwant to go walk the Great Wall of
China. I'm not trying to getstared at me. Let me dot.
I'm trying to say. Yeah,I'm like, I'm not gonna be racist,
but I'm not trying to get mybeard grabbed on, and all the
women groping me because I'm tall.Sun. They treat black people like fucking
like like like we're museum exhibiting,bro, And if you see one thing

(31:26):
on TV, you've seen it atall. Like I remember there was a
time that I went to the OrlandoScience Center. They had this hubble telescope
and they were like, yo,this day only you can see all of
the rings of Saturn. Come one, come on. They had us weight
in in this line and they turnedoff the ac in there because it would
fog up the telescope. So it'shot, and I'm dating a girl who's

(31:47):
really into astronomy. She wants togo see it. I'm like, all
right, bet we wait in linefor two hours. We look at the
telescope for thirty seconds. It's justa white dot with a ring around it.
I'm like, yo, I couldget a better image of Saturn on
my fucking phone. What did wedo this for? She was like,
baby, it's the experience. Youdidn't like. You got to see something
that only a few thousand people I'veever seen. I'm like, and I

(32:09):
think it depends. I think itdepends, right, you understand how excited
my life is already. I thinkit depends on why you're traveling too,
right, Like certain like if we'relike we want to go on a vacation,
I don't want to do ship.I don't want to go do ship
when our traveling anyway. But likeme and the girls went to San Diego
for Sid's bachelorette, and I rememberbeing like, why the fuck are we

(32:34):
going to traveling for a bachelorette livage? We could go to the club,
have been more exotic there, Idon't even know. And it was like
literally every day was but I getit if were, but I get it.
Yeah, I liked it. Anddo you have that one friend that's
like they're getting anxiety about the planningand they're stressing everybody out with the ship
like, oh we have to beat this time. No, well we're

(32:58):
already late for the lunch and thenand then we're gonna miss the other and
you know what that is? That'sthe person. Let me say something,
bro, I will leave you.Don't walk in a music walk on me
and grab a map. Son.Yeah I don't need no map son.
Yeah I hate the map persons.Oh we need we need to see the

(33:19):
monkeys by four o'clock because if wedon't take it, I don't want to
see no fucking I don't want tosee the Shambo shows. I don't want
to see show. I don't wantto walk around and go to the parks.
I don't want to do none ofthat. Like, but I feel
like certain things, like when wewent to certain and KKs, we knew
we were there for a wedding.I was so happy that there wasn't like
an itinerary for every day. Iwas like, bet all we had to
do was like that Friday, itwas like the welcome dinner because that was

(33:39):
when everybody else came. Sometimes youneed that one or two events and it's
nice to have that friend in thatmoment because they will organize ship for you.
That is cool. But if youorganize in the whole weekend, that's
crazy. And that's what I feellike. Certain things like we went to
Scottsdale for somebody's birthday, Yeah,and I did the whole I was like,

(34:00):
okay to a T and I bookeda we had a little chauffeur the
whole weekend, And I'm like shiplike that, it's that's cute to have
like a little but if me andRyan talking about we just want to get
away and go on vacation, don't. I don't want to do the school
of diving ship. I don't wantto like maybe get like maybe we could
get a yacht. And just whyis man cool? Like he man go

(34:21):
with the flow type dude? Yeah, he just be chilling. He'd be
chilling. You know. I methim before, and I forgot that I
met him. I cursed that's outone day. Oh word, Yeah,
because he can't wait to throw shade. We just talked about that last time
I saw it, and I wentI didn't remember that, so I used
to hope night shade. You tellme the nigga was shooting music video?
Yes, yes, and Ray waswith them, but I didn't know that

(34:42):
was her. Man, that's crazy. I was probably there that night too.
I was probably probably was that's crazywith him. Yeah, Yo,
shout out to one of my bestfriends, Lou. This nigga is a
good dude. He's the type ofboyfriend that I think that girls want to
have, but he's the type offriend that I hate. We went to
New York to together. This niggawoke up at six o'clock in the morning.
Mind you, My people are fromNew York. I spent mad summers

(35:05):
in Brooklyn. This nigga talking aboutyo, we need to wake up at
six of the morning so we couldgo take pictures at the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oh he's gay yo? What he'sgay? Yo? And then no,
he's not goot yo. That's thegayest. That's lame as fucking this nigga.
He calls himself a weirdo. Thisniggas all about style, fashion or
whatever. But he'd be going outto like different cities and just backing bitches.

(35:25):
Bro. He can't pull a bitchto say to New York. But
women, certain women, not that, not the chicks I grew up around,
But New York women would love thatship. No New York women did
love that ship. Yo. Ibroke the ice with a girl at a
bar in uh in uh right,right right outside of Brooklyn. And so
where the white people hang out wsomething, it's what what is it in?

(35:47):
It's in Brooklyn. Yeah, itdon't matter. But we was like
in a white part of town.We was brook green Point Hill, like
oh, West New York. It'sa it's a really Williamsburg. Williams was
in will I had a show outthere and then we went bar hopping afterwards,
and Lou was hanging out. Ibroke the ice with this girl.

(36:08):
She came up and started talking tous. I started being funny by my
blah. This bitch basically put herhand on my face, swerved me and
started talking to this nigga Lou.He didn't say nothing all night, walked
home, left with her. Fucked. The bitch left me in New York
to get the subway at three inthe morning. Nigga I was. I

(36:28):
was heated with the nigga. Iwas like, Yo, nigga, what's
up. But at the same time, I'm like, y'all, I want
to see my nigga winning. Hedon't get bitches here in Florida. For
some reason, bitches are not fuckingwith him. Haitian tall, Haitian,
black dude, good head of hair, good style. But he could bag
in any city except for Orlando.Dog And when we was in New York,
this nigga was kicking. He waslike, Yo, let's go to

(36:50):
the museum. I got a tripfor I got tickets for us to the
museum. I got shows for Broadwayoff Broadway. Oh yeah, yeah,
doing too much. But you knowwhat, let me tell you something new
women, New York women don't doanything. Yeah, mostly everything is mostly
everything in New York is built fortourists. Yeah, so I born and
raised. We'll get to my NewYork experience from experience fucking going home.

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Shit, you went to New Orleans, Yes, sir, let's hear about
your New Orleans. Bro. Ihad a blast in New Orleans. But
I say all this, I don'tlike to travel ship for a reason.
I was out there for five daysand that was two days too many.
Yeah, I hated it. Iwanted to be home. I had just
moved into a new apartment, soI couldn't stop thinking about, like getting

(37:35):
my place ready. But while Iwas out there, first of all,
shout out to secret hideaway. Iwent out there on a secret hidaway party
bus. That's crazy, a secretsa swinger's bus is crazy, a swingers
bus. At a swingers convention,we went out to an event called oh
it's called Naughty New Orleans. It'sI know, they next level with it.
It was a conference basically they saidit's the next big after Marty Grass

(37:57):
and Essence Fest is the next biggestthing that they do, normal swingers event
with over three thousand different couples frommad st I don't know about CDs,
but mad swingers, mad people likejust getting a freak off. A bunch
of sixty nine gods out there,everybody ready to just just fuck off and
go crazy. Uh. They rentedout two resorts for us. We had

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the whole resort the Knops WU andone other like premium resort out there Couple
Scalore. We we hosted the poolparties, We threw the events for them.
We threw all the y'all hosted thisparticular event. It was sponsored by
secrets iOS I Candy. All thesedifferent like conglomerates came together for this swingers

(38:44):
convention and it's just a bunch ofpeople. Everybody was like, Hey,
this is my wife. Would youlike to fuck my wife? Hey?
Can I trade you your wife frommy wife? Like I'm watching people first,
upside down pineapples everywhere, upside downpineapples. Everybody's butt ass everywhere that
you go. That's the that's thethat's symbol for for swinging swingers. Yeah,

(39:04):
pineapple, you know that's what.That's what it's only this swinger.
Yeah. So we hosted the poolparties. I am c the events,
like I did some comedy. Soyou're in your You're a part of Secrets
now, yeah, bro, Iwould consider myself like an honorary employee at
Secrets. They paid for the wholetravel for me. They put me up
in a hotel. I was inan Airbnb. There's a question of today,

(39:27):
right secret Secrets. Hey, whathappens in New Orleans? Stay on
one of the New Orleans pages.I saw somebody videoing from their hotel room
and it was a pool party andit was some people. Uh it was
a man giving head to a ladyin the pool, and I was like,
I think that's where Kevin is.I was literally watching the nigga eat

(39:47):
a bitch out in a pool.Like the pool is packed. First of
all, it looked disgusting. Itwas hot. There's not there's not you
can't see no water. It's justwhite people, just people, mostly white
everybody. But as sunburns of themax. Titties are everywhere wild and in
the age range was massive. Yo. It was like twenty two year olds

(40:07):
hanging out with like oh, soit was younger people there there was young
couples in the early twenties, andthere was people in their seventies getting the
nasty work. Bro I am seeingan event and I'm on the mic,
like hyping up a party. Anigga comes through with the like the massochist
chains on and the old school likebus hat. He brings his girl on

(40:30):
a leash that is a chain.The girl's not wearing no panties, she's
probably like maybe in her early forties, late thirties, titties out. He
puts the chain in between her legsand just starts like you know, like
when you got an itch in yourfoot, put the sock. He just
start rubbing it back and forth.The bitch starts squirting all over the dance
floor. There's just fucking jizz.Female come piss whenever he caught Pete,

(40:53):
beautiful Pete on the floor and itwas like that was for y'all, and
then just walked away and people slippingand tripping on the piss all night and
nobody said nothing about it. Nobodywas uncomfortable. Nobody can play. This
is a wild time smell like likewhat did what did the event space smell
like? It was a huge ballroom. So I didn't smell, no specific

(41:15):
smells, but given. But Ithink for events like that, people would
take care of the hygiene. Yeah, because you're coming to fuck somebody,
right, But if you're in thepool all day and then somebody just like
let meet you a cat, biggerconcern is this nigga was eating the girl
out. But that's somebody else's man. So you have to believe that that

(41:37):
nigga was fucking her earlier today,if not last night. You eat another
nigga, that's a lot of whatevercame out of it. Yeah, eating
another man's wife out, I don'tmind. I can. I can conceptualize
I will fuck another man's I canseptualize you fucking somebody else's I'm not eating
nobody. Eating somebody else's wife outis all the way nuts, bro.

(42:00):
She got to be having an affairwith me, son Yo, they was
out there. We gotta be havingan affair, an affair. She got
to be cheating on that nigga withme. That's what they're a long time,
but like for a long time,like this ain't my short. I
gotta be her super side nigga,Like like we've been fucking for two years.

(42:21):
The way that women, the waythat niggas women would press dudes out
there. One of my boys wasout there and this girl was checking them
out all weekend and she's here withher men. She walked right up to
him and was like, Hey,I think you're really good looking, Like
I would love to play with you. That's what they say. They're like,
Yo, we're trying to play.And I'm watching the dude to see
his reaction, to see if likemaybe he's not really about it, or

(42:43):
like maybe he's super about it andhe's been to like watch the nigga just
stood there like like a little boywaiting to get a toy. Nigga,
Like you ever take your son tolike Walmart and he's telling me, gonna
get a toy. He's just sittingthere patiently watching, like yo, is
he gonna accept the offer? He'slike, yeah, Yo, I'll let
you suck my dicky. They walkaway, and the husband's just trailing behind.

(43:05):
Yeah, standing there like waiting andwatching and ship like I didn't get
Have you ever seen like the cookholds where they like, well, I
know, there's like the humiliation cookhole, which is wild to me.
But then the cook holds where likethe guy or you know, do the
wife leave his stuff in there andthen the husband? That's why is that

(43:30):
gay? I don't know, it'sweird because y'all would barely definitely absolutely discuss
that's super disgusting. He's just he'seating the cums. But y'all would probably
not want to do that after youdid that to a chicken. Yeah,

(43:51):
I don't even want to eat myown come out of a pussy. Why
would I eat? Bro These swingersare wild, these cook holes, nigga.
I'm I'm tight with you for theclip that you clipped up while I
was in New Orleans Dog the clipwhen we was having a conversation about the
peg. They they were killing me, and the whole time, I was

(44:13):
like, I can't even respond toall this. That's old. That's old.
That's like episode two. The numbersI didn't like forty thousand. I
saw. I was like, yeah, they gave me, they gave me
the back. Yeah. I thoughtit was really funny. I wasn't I
wasn't t anything, but I was. I saw that. I saw it
absolutely. I was like, yo, I'm not gonna let them call you

(44:35):
gay. And I don't try tothe biggas. I don't even I don't
even want ship in my ass.I don't even like pegging. I never
even said I like pegging in thatclip. Just said, I'm just defending
niggas who get your frequently you're giving, you're giving the uh, the uh,
the objective perspective. I'm trying togive it an objective perspective, and
it's my true belief. I'm notpotting or trolling. If you're doing something

(44:59):
with a woman, I don't thinkthat that can be gay. I think
it's only gay. If you likemen, you could do gay. I
understand that that it is a gayact. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
I don't want to dick in myass because I don't want to dig
in my but I feel that.But I don't think that it is gay,
That's why. But I didn't evensay gay. I said, is
it a homosexual act? And Iagree with that. I'm like yo,

(45:21):
nigga. People they never listen.They take it out of They was like
yo, yo, because all theyhere is homosexual. I didn't say does
it make you a homosexual? Isaid it's in a homosexual act, and
undred percent I can co sign up. But the moment niggas was like,
hey, yo, nigga, youlike Dix in your ass? I was
like, it was like I wasin New Orleans. I went and like

(45:42):
looked for some so I got soso sad. What a hole is that?
They're probably on bourbon or some ship. I don't know. I just
came back from New York myself.Fire, wait but did you Yeah?
Yeah, I got I got itin. While it was hard because everybody
was trying to trade their wives likePokemon cards, and I didn't. I

(46:05):
didn't have a wife to trade,so I had to I had to just
be like, uh, like afetish for them, like, oh ship,
a young black dude, young blackdude trying to be part of this.
And that's how I got in,Like just being the young Uh.
Also was harder when you dolo.I think it's a little bit harder.
I think maybe it might be notas hard for like a like a aesthetically
attractive nigga like uh, like thegineer like me whatever. Maybe maybe big

(46:30):
muscles could get it done. Bigmuscles and beer. You. I mean,
you look like Kurjack from Tarzan,and so I can't see it.
But but like I don't know,like like a six pack like Rico suave
ass nigga, maybe the girls arelike just going towards that more regularly.
You're more of a risk of beingholder at that point. Yeah, And

(46:52):
I wasn't trying to are like mostof the other things, like they like
when they when they want their wivesbreeding. Imaginea's wife and he's pushing your
ass. Yeah, bro, Iwas in a situation where her nigga was
like, Yo, fuck my wife'sass, my wife's ass, and I
was just getting her in the ass. No, she was getting me head

(47:13):
and he was like, look atthis tight little ass. Get yo,
get. But this wasn't then.This was another time I see like I'm
like, skirt, sir, howmuch do you have to pay you to
get the out of yo? Shewas like recorded for you, right,
She was like, I just wantto suck your dick. And then I
didn't think that he was a partof the package. And then they came
through. He was in the roomtalking about something. Yeah, yeah,

(47:36):
I like how she sucks you putit in her tight little ass. But
I you this, this this goeslike this, right, I truly believe
that white men know that they're physicallyinferior to us. They know that.
I mean, I didn't see noblack dudes out there doing that ship.

(47:58):
It's not just you don't listen.I talk about this on stage. If
you say, YO, what's theblack porn category, They're gonna say,
BBC, what's the black woman category? Ebony, what's the black white man
category? Cookold? That's their category, bro, that's a You don't even
Whenever you watch porn and look atthe cuckold, it's never a black husband

(48:21):
watching. It's always a white guywatching a black man fuck his wife because
a lot of white women. Listen, white women got a pussy just like
every other woman. So if theman they choose to marry. But we're
at the top of the food chain, son, right, so you happen
to marry a white guy. Thatwhite guy noticed somebody over him, so

(48:42):
why not? And then she Ibelieve that we're the most we're sexually desired,
right, So they give them whatthey want. They know they can't
do the fucking job. The onlylogic that I can equate it to is
like watching real life porn. It'slike like watching your girl get fucked by
another dude is like watching porn andin forty I think it's it's owning your
inferiority and pleasing your wife. Gotyou. I don't think it's gay.

(49:08):
I think it's truly bound down tothe excellence of the black man. You
don't think that it's a little bitI heard you say. You don't think
it's a little bit of a humiliation, King, because you're humiliating your not
yourself, not humiliating yourself, buthumiliating your wife a little bit. Like,
Yo, I'm I'm making you fuckall of these other dudes. And

(49:29):
yeah, so dom like, I'mtaking the love out of it, Like,
Yo, you're having a fuck thesedudes and I'm watching that getting off.
I think it's I think they canmentally tell themselves that to ignore the
fact that their wife just want tofuck the black guys. Oh yeah,
it's all mental mind games and theyboth get something out of it because she
gets to fuck who she really wantsto fuck, right, But he's thinking,
like, Yo, I'm emasculating thisbitch. I'm making her fuck all

(49:50):
these random dudes. I'm slut I'mslutting her out right, yeah right,
wild, because I don't know ablack man in this world, in my
world that wants watch that ain't watchingthat now. They wouldn't even want to
watch their baby. Mama, Idon't want to watch my if I her
like, I'm like, that's me, That's what's the baby. That's why

(50:13):
when you run trains, you doit when you're really young, before you
reach your sexual maturity, because youstart to care a little bit more.
Like I was able to stomach andI was able to like hear my boy
on the bed with a shorty andI'm on the next bed with a shorty,
and like listen to them doing Ilike all the girls I can't hear
it. I got a certain attachmentto every single girl that I was fucking

(50:34):
right now. I like a partof me if I find out that showty
that I'm fucking another nigga, especiallynigga that I know, a part of
me is like why girl, Itrusted? I believe, I believe the
I remember one time this ship,I say, Nicole, you know I
remember, uh. She came backfrom like Ohio somewhere like that, and

(50:55):
she came straight to my crib andwe got it popping, and I wanted
to go again. So she's likeno, no, no, no,
I'm sore. I'm like yeah,and my ego a little got a little.
I'm like, damn, like weain't a minute, so I can
see why she was like no exactlylike no, I was. I was
in Ohio fucking the whole time,hurt. She was like, she's not

(51:20):
my girl, We're not in thein any monogamous situation. Her logical is,
I'm just being I'm just letting youknow why I don't want to have
sex again. I'm like, butI'm turned the funk off. I'm like
ill, like why would you tellme that? So I'm like you know
what. She was like, youknow, mad are you? I'm like
yeah, yeah, and Lee andI'm disgusted and Lee, yeah yeah please,
like I'm probably pretty sure you.I'm like yeah, but I would

(51:43):
never say it out. Yeah.I'm like, yo, don't want to
call me again, like I hadthat shorty come to my house, like,
Yo, I'm not gonna fuck youbecause honestly, my man fucked me
earlier today and I'm still sore,Like oh what, no, no,
no, no, don't tell me. You're not gonna give me something that
tell me the reason. Wow,so that's very masculine. Some man is

(52:05):
ship to do. Because I knewshe had a man. I had no
problem with the fact that she hada man. She was like, yeah,
why are you here? Come overhere. She was like, Yo,
I had full intentions on fucking youtoday, but my man fucked the
ship out of me before he left, and he left my pussy sore as
fucked. So and you one,you can't do that. Yeah, what
you mean you can't do right likethat? Yeah, you know she's not.

(52:29):
You're not in any danger of hersaying that about you. Yeah,
she can't go and tell her manlike I just my side digger, Hey,
I'm not gonna fuck you. She'slike, yeah, I can maybe
give you some head if you want, but I don't know, I'm not
really feeling it, Like ah ah, bitch, did you just drive downtown
for this? Nah? Oh okay, oh yeah. So well, the

(52:52):
main reason I went out there was, of course, for and my family.
We had ten graduates this year highschool in kindergarten, ten grad and
Cairo was one of them. Yes, congratulations, shout out to you,
Cairo. Yeah. So it wasreally dope, and you know, we're
big on, like not just gettingthem around each other for funerals. We

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try to do something once a yearor and sometimes they'll come here, we'll
go to New York, but no, this was like for that. But
I'm like, you know, I'mstay a week. I'll be able to
get get some shows off. Wasn'table to do that because I was running
around with the fam too much.Always like that, I try to do
some show, it wasn't able to. I gotta go dol. I gotta
go dolo, like I'm not gonnabe able to perform with my kids,
is there? Shit? So uh, this is the first time I went

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home, which I go home maybetwice, two, three times a year.
And I'm like, you know what, let me treat this ship like
a Let me like like a touristthis time. And I really did it,
bro. Yeah, And I gottasay, New York City is trash.
Bro. Remember when I was inNew York and I was talking shit
and you was in my Facebook.New York City is gobby. Let me

(54:01):
tell you something. Now, Ireally got into the tourists role, like
let me go to Toms Square andall of this bullshit that New Yorkers don't
do because growing up in New York, nobody to go to no motherfucking Tom
Square. Right, I've never inmy life been in town Square to watch
the ball drop. That's trash,like all the World Trade Center, all
of that shit, I'm square isdirty. Yeah, So we don't do

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none of that like New York andwe don't do none of that shit.
That's for taurusts. But my childrenare not from New York. They're from
Florida. Yeah. Right, Sothe one cool highlight was Cairo. And
remember keeps say, yo, yourson has the confidence of a thousand men.
So have you ever been look onTikTok All of the dancers be out
there dancing and shit, and theydo it for money, and you know,

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people were surrounding them, so theyalways wanted Brooklyn and Cairo. Always
in the middle Toime Square is thesered steps that light up like dead smack
in the middle. It's at yes, a photo op, and all of
TikTok is dance in front of it. So I'm like, you know what,
let me take the And they alwayssay they want to see this place,
so I took them and there's literallyhundreds of thousands of people out there

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and Cairo sees with the one guydancing and Kiro goes, Dad, I
want to go out there and Iwant to go dance. I want to
serve that nigga. He's like,yeah, hey, I put it on
I put it on Instagram, Iput it a video up. He went
out there and fucking danced in themidd one hundred thousand people by himself,
and I said, this kid isabout to be the one. Like this
dude is different, confident, superconfident. So that was that was good

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watching him experience that. New Yorkis like this right, it's you ever
watch Stranger Things? Yes, welljust the first season. I watched some
of the first season, all right, so you know there's the inside out
world, upside down world. SoNew York is like this, right,
you got half of the inside outworld that's living amongst regular people, and

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the regular people don't pay him nomind. So like you'll be like us,
We'll be walking down the street withregular and then they'll be a bum
walk right by you naked and justsay hey, stupid pitch and yell at
you and you just ignore it.You just walk right. This ship is
going on everywhere and I'm watching itfrom a tourist perspective, I'm like,
Yo, this is I grew upin this. That's New York. It's

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crazy like that. The heat wasunbearable. It was hot. There's no
good ac nowhere, really, no, only on the train. You gotta
get I don't even take something likethat outside. Yeah, no, they
don't. No, you gotta havelike a newerhouse because New York doesn't have
a situation anymore. Yeah. Andit's nasty, like it's it's not good.

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I'll tell you. The one highlightedis this is the first time and
I and I'm not even bragging,this is the first time in my life
I felt like a superstar. Bro. Every Bro. It was insane.
Bro, Like police running up onme. Oh my god, Yo,
I follow you, gonna gonna geta picture with you everywhere. Bro.
And I already planned the tour forOctober, but this is the first time

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I said, oh shit, Bro. Like Florida, it kind of like,
I mean, I get the attentionhere, but in New York,
Bro, I'm talking about like itwas almost I felt like Tom Hanks,
Bro, which is crazy because there'sso many people in New York. You
would think and there's so many peoplewho are famous from New York, you
would think that they would be desensitized, or that you would they would be

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oblivious to all of like the socialmedia. Well, see, the thing
about it is social media is alittle different for me because I'm one of
the content creators that actually interact withpeople. I'm roasting regularly. I'm not
talking to celebrities like I'm not.I'm not Drew Ski making fucking videos that
I'm accessible. So it's different whenpeople feel like, oh shit, yeah,

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you got millions of people looking atyour shit, but you will talk
to me, You'll respond to me. So it's more they like people like
and I took my kids to thehoods and I took them to my hood.
I took them to the hood inthe park. I was getting love.
And that's the one thing I alwayssaid, Like a lot of niggas
be like this, stupid niggas onlinebe like, oh yeah, you ran

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out of New York. I'm like, I'm not a gang banger, bro
Like, why would I get runout of New York's hunh, I just
moved. Typical. Guess what peopledo when they get money, They move.
Shout out to Zone six. Somy boy Eli, he runs Zone
six basketball tournament. It's the biggestbasketball tournament in Brooklyn. They do it
every summer. And I pulled upthe so they got it. It's inside

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of my elementary school that I wentto, and they remodeled it and everything.
But everybody who watching it watches itfrom outside the gate. And then
they have inside like a big canopyin the tent and they put the VIPs
in there. So I walked upto it and he saw me. He's
like, oh shit, bro,what's up? Whisked me into the VIP
section, Matt getting mad love inthere, and and NBA players was there

(58:53):
playing in the tournament. What's thedude named that Lebron James to do that?
Blew into Lebron James, eyre AteStevenson, Oh, he was there,
a couple of other NBA players.Bro. It was amazing. Bro.
And I'm like front and center likein a VP, but I'm in
the I'm in the fucking hood,nigga like. But it felt good to

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like leave the hood and come backas somebody. And niggas so I grew
up with from little kids. Waslike, yo, well yo, I
see you all the time, nigga, I can't believe you blew up and
you're doing your thing. That shitfelt amazing to go home and see that.
What do you think it's like foryour kids perspective? Who grew up
like super suburban to like get thatois Brooklyn, Nigga, Cairo was built

(59:36):
for it. Brooklyn's not built forBrooklyn at all, Like every time.
But the cute thing was, Idon't know if you saw the pictures I
posted. Every time she saw somethingthat said Brooklyn, she wanted to take
a picture in front of her becauseher perspective is, oh, you named
these things are named after me.I'm not named after this city. So
but there's Brooklyn is not what itused to be. So Brooklyn is very
hipster now, like in the areasI went to. But then I did

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take them to that hood like tolet them see, like Yo, this
is my building and this is whereI grew up at and they're like,
wow, you live there, Likeyeah, I lived in this shithole,
like this is where I was raised, to the ride I walked to school,
these the bum ass niggas I hungaround like like type shit like that.
So but I will say, likeNew York nigga is trash. Bro,
Like, I will never move backto New York. All you niggas

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in New York. That's about nigga. Fuck New York, bro respectfully,
like it's saying that no, no, no, listen, like respectful,
I'm never moving back there, bro, It's garbage. Bro. I got
on Facebook a year ago because Iwent to New York. I had a
run of shows out there, andI was like, Yo, not for
nothing. I don't know why weall have this romanticized idea of what New
York is. It's because they watchingTV. Nigga, Like, listen,

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New York is not Tom Squid's dirty. It's now they place where you sugar,
I went to in Hudson and HudsonGardens. They got this thing called
the Edge and it's about one hundredand twenty stories up. It's a fishy
so it's like an exhibit. Yougo through Hudson Yard. I'm sorry.
Hunting Yard is a new mall areaand it's it's a big building and it

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takes you up by one hundred andtwenty stories and you come out into this
observation deck and it's all glass.It's like a ride. They kind of
like they got the ride part ofit, but you can just go out
there in the observation deck in itsglass and you can look straight down.
Cool. So we did that.I took them to the dragon ball Z
restaurant. They got a dragon ballZ theme restaurant, and took my son.

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He loved it and it was agreat experience for the children, but
for me watching it from a touristperspective, I'm not saying fuck New York,
but yeah, fucking New York,no respectfully, fucking New York's like
I will always come home and beproud that I'm from New York, from
Brooklyn, from best stuff from EastNew York. But I will never live

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in that shit again. Son.I couldn't wait to get home, Son,
Yeah, couldn't wait. Bro.I don't traveling no more. I
did it. I didn't enjoy newwork when I was. But not being
said in New York. I'm cominghome. I'm coming home before them,
and I'm getting the funk back outof there. But I'm also coming to
perform pretty you come with me,nigga, Let's go here. Brooklyn loves
me, man. I got loveat home, Brooklyn. I was you

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know, I was all over thecity and I got a lot of love
King's Plaza. I gotta do somethingabout the stores in there. You know,
Primark ain't cutting it. King's Plazais old. King's Plaza used to
be my go to. They usedto be. That's a very old old
mall. They haven't read because it'snot you know why they haven't done anything
with it because it's not accessible withthe white people. Right, So that's
why you'll go downtown Brooklyn like bedSty. It's in close proximity to Manhattan.

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So because white people are moving in, the gentry find those areas because
they're close to the Wall Street inMidtown, they're on the A train line.
Everything that's accessible to white people.They fix those areas. First the
no fucking white people go to King'sPlaza for white ain't nothing over there,
but and then far Roccoa is rightacross. So if white, that's why
the Broncs still look like shit becausewhite people don't live there. That makes

(01:02:58):
sense. So wherever white people isjewelry kiosk and fake jewelry too, fake
jewelry kios and a cookie plaza andanother fucking cookie cookie food nigga I've only
been to New York once and Ididn't get to like explore like I would
have wanted to. But I'm notcared to go back. And the Crazy

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Thing is one of my favorite movieswhen I was like growing up with in
Manhattan. No before this, it'scalled Why Do No, it was called
No, No, No No.It's called Fools Rushing. Its annihilation,
and that's a lot not what's theSpanish Girl, It's Chandler from Friends.
It's to Sell My Higher in MatthewPerry and they Grace for Paya was his

(01:03:42):
favorite hot dog thing. That's theonly thing I wanted to do. When
I went to I had Grace forPya like three times, and I was
like, oh my god, amazing. But I remember probably at the time.
I mean this was like I graduatedin two thousand and seven, so
this was like two thousand and seventhat I went. But I remember we
caught the subway and I was likeill, and I remember what. We
went to McDonald's and there was likeno, we went to a pizza place
and that was a fat nasty catjust like on the counters, and shit

(01:04:05):
was like this trifle and that's normal. That yeah, I was like,
this is so it's coming on people'slegs and ship in New York that it
should happened on the subway. It'dbe crazy that ship don't happen in New
York. It's the same. Ifeel that, like I would never move
back to New Orleans or Louisiana.I would never move back to Atlanta either.
New Orleans was nasty to New Orleanshomeless situation. There was a dead

(01:04:29):
have neutral rats though, are nutrients? Nutrio rats? They're like they're biggest
cats. It's not a neutrient,it's a nutria. What's a neutrient is
like, I'm sure it is.We call them neutra but they are literally
they look like I mean, theylook like cats, but they're like big
rodents and they just be. ButBourbon Street, I hate Bourbon Street.

(01:04:49):
It's it's like when I'm out andabout there's certain smells, I'm like,
oh, that's bourbon juice. Likeit's smell like bourbon juice. That's a
nutrient. They like orange teath likethose New York too so weird. It
looked like a copy bar, copybar. Yeah. And then in New

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Orleans too, like I remember lasttime we went I think it was two
years ago for someone's birthday, Sothat was another trip. It was like
it was like eight of us.It was all couples. We stayed in
the Airbnb fire. But then youknow, like when when you have like
people in your group, especially guyswho got a little extra testoster on them,
they might be the nigga in thecity. Yeah, but I would
he not fucking come out here withthat bullshita because New Orleans niggas are different.

(01:05:38):
New Orleans women's are different. Iwas like, do not if somebody
say something about your shoes because theygot the little scams are like, no,
I wouldn't call them scams. Butlike you could be walking, you
could be walking in the French Quarteror whatever, and somebody would come up
and be like, oh, Ibet you, I can, I bet
you I know where you got themshoes from. And if you engage in
that conversation, you're gonna ask youthe shoe shine your ship A yeah,

(01:05:59):
and then forty five dollars, likeI had to tell everybody in the crew.
I was like, y'all chill.And then when it's like men with
a group of women, for somereason, they don't like the women like
our crew didn't like we got singlegirls in the group and guys were trying
to holler they like, don't betalking to my little sister. I'm like,
nigga, you will get us shotthe fuck up out here, and
I don't. I'm dead ass forreal, Like I am so serious,

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relaxed. So you don't want thenigga and your the dudes and your crew
to protect the single women that arein there. It's not that I don't
want them to protect, but likeI feel like if the woman is like
with the ships, yeah, letit be. Why are you Why are
you like upset that someone's like,hey, I remember somebody was like upset
because one of the guys that werein the one was like, hey baby,

(01:06:42):
you know what I'm saying, andit was like that's disrespect. I'm
like no, I'm like fucking laxbro chill out. Like if it's some
shit popping off, yeah, butyou don't gotta be extra for no.
I like that. Most of myfriends. I'm gonna say, my niggas
are baiting niggas. They ain't tryingto pop off unless an if they see
somebody put hands on me or something. My niggas are ready to go,
but they're not the type of they'renot the aggressive type of like yo,

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what, yeah, we're always justabout we're trying to get bitches, we're
trying to have a good time.We're trying to drink. I don't hang
out with aggressive, like overly aggressiveniggas for nothing, neither. You've been
around my friends. Yeah, andyour friends are cool. But I know
mohamma niggas and we just pop bottles. But I do know for a fact

(01:07:26):
when I never had to see it, but I know, I know said
don't play with us. Yeah,don't play with it. Don't play with
it. Don't And that's how myniggas are too, Like yo, if
it's time to go, we go, but we don't. We're not looking
for no smoking. You know,I don't even freak with I mean,
like typically you see my guys howwe roll. We all roll together,

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and we always even if one goto the bathroom, one follows the other,
like we're like that. Yeah,we don't even. We don't even
because we always got a lot ofjewelry on the ship, so it's different
reasons. And we're all from NewYork, so it's like you don't.
You don't lose that because nigga splitsecond, because niggas is stupid. Bro.
It can go down anywhere you go, don't matter where involved, because

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I know I'm one of them.Like if I'm too if I'm out and
I'm drinking and I'm too overstimulated,because you know, it be those moments
where like somebody bump you, I'mthat I'd be like, I gotta chill,
bro, cause I'm really I've neverbeen that person a nigga cold fully
you bump me and I'll apologize.It depends like it depends on how lid

(01:08:31):
I am and how overstimulated I am, because for the most part, when
I'm out, I love the girls. When I'm out, like that's the
one time like I'm low key gay, like I'm like, I love you
like and then I'm like, weexchange instagrams. I will never talk to
this bitch ever again in my life. But I'm very much I think that's
a woman thing because what I alsoappreciate about women is we can be out

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and we don't know you whatsoever,but we will look out and I love
that. I love that about women. So two things can be true.
Like two things could be cool women, but women linking up because she,
oh they could they both pretty likeor because one of them says the other
one is pretty. But it'd bephony whenever I have a girlfriend and she'd
be out at my events. Firstof all, the bitch is like super

(01:09:15):
not sociable, but because she knowsshe's dating a nigga that like everybody knows,
she pretending to be like more friendlyand shit, and they exchange the
Instagram, they'd be like, ohmy god, girl, let's get together
sometime. Like, bitch, youdon't like that girl. That girl don't
like you. Y'all aren't friends.I'm very much so like the girl that's
out and I could be out withmy girls. I could be out by

(01:09:36):
myself and if I see somebody that'slike it's a girl's birthday, I'd be
like, oh my god, happybirthday, bitch. Round of shots.
I'm very much so bad, butthere are and then I'm not a rude
person. So anytime a woman complimentsme, I always try to find something
to compliment. Well, that's anice perse. Okay, yeah, she'd
like you so beautiful, be ye. I really I really do feel like

(01:09:57):
it'd be bitches that are people ingeneral that I don't think are attractive to
me. But that doesn't mean you'renot attractive, so I will always extend
that. Like, and I reallydo love big enough women, regardless if
I know you or not. I'mjust like, yes, bitch, okay,
okay, dress, Yeah, Ilove browse. I'm gonna find something.
I'm like, oh my god.That's why these bitches are delusional because

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they had that one attractive woman themand they got a bunch of thirsty niggas
in their d ms trying to fuck, so they equick those two things.
They're like, Yo, niggas aretrying to fuck me. And pretty girl
told me I was prettier than me. Yeah, told me I was pretty,
So I know I must be abad batch. No, you're fat
and you're hyper sexualized. Let's let'smove on, yo, that's do yo.

(01:10:40):
We had to We potted without potting. Yeah, we get into nothing
yet. We haven't even started upall. We haven't even done intros.
We did what episode? Absolutely different? Did last one the last one we
did? We didn't do the onebefore I did. Oh I didn't the
last one that all of us weretogether. Yeh know know, I had
just had a slot injury. Sothis white lady has something to say about

(01:11:06):
white women. I hate her hatingblack men. I think I like her.
I think she's gonna drop some GMbecause this is this is something she
has to say to white women,these black men dating black men. If
you are a white woman and youare dating, in love with married to

(01:11:29):
a black man, there are certainthings that you need to know. And
I don't think this is spoke aboutenough, but the most dangerous thing in
this world are the tears of awhite woman. And if you truly love

(01:11:56):
the black man that you are with, you need to know that you need
to have his back and protect himat all costs, including protecting him from
yourself. What do I mean bythat my son was dating a white woman.

(01:12:17):
My son is biracial. Obviously,they got into an argument in public,
and she started to scream and crynasty and son. Even when that

(01:12:38):
that's a problem, she couldn't believemy son left. My son left because
my son knew that if he stayedthere and this woman was crying and screaming
at him a black man, therewas not going to be any questions asked.

(01:13:01):
He was going to be thrown tothe ground. He was going to
go to jail. It was notgoing to be any questions asked because this
white woman was crying and screaming abouthim. I'm sure this female may have
been hurt her feelings with her,she was a little emotional. However,
when you are dating it was woman, you need to understand that sometimes your

(01:13:30):
fucking feelings and your emotions have totake a fucking back seat to not cause
harm to the person you are dating, that you love, that you are
married to. And I'm not tellingyou that if you are truly in fucking
danger not to get help. Butif you're just emotional, you're just pissed

(01:13:51):
off and you want to scream andhoop and holler in public, it's not
the time. I'm getting triggered rightnow. Just listen to this. I'm
getting triggered. Yeah, I hadenough of that to I'm not. I
am getting triggered to that because I'vebeen in a situation. I've been a
situation. Let me add this toit. White women or Hispanic women or
fucking right, talk to Asian women. Yep, Hey, let me tell

(01:14:14):
you a couple of other things.Y'all need to learn just because you love
black dick, right, a lotof y'all don't fuck with black women,
or fuck with black culture, orfuck with black men. You just like
it. Yeah, and that it'snot just that. And another one,
learn how to do your black kidshair. Understand your kid is black,
their hair is not like yours.Your daughter's be looking crazy. You take

(01:14:39):
your son to get his hair,You taking the nigga, the motherfucker fantastic
SAMs. That nigga got a differentexperience, that nigga to the black barber
shop. Yeah, he getting clownedin school because you are out here trying
to raise them. Your white yourwhite your white sisters kids, and your
their cousins are not they gonna eventreat them different. Yep. Yo,
You white aunties who got a anephew who's biracial or a little bit black,

(01:15:03):
don't be taking them and treating themthe same way that you treat your
white kids, putting them in thesame situations. Yep, it's different.
It's different. And Dominicans, whatdo they call the dark skinned black kid
more than a Mordnita? My daughterMordanita. That's that's that's not a compliment.

(01:15:23):
You just the little black one,the black one. That's what that
means, little black one. Becausein the Dominican Republic, these motherfuckers swear
to God, dang black son,some of them, most of them,
the ones that's from there. Doyou know that came from though little history
lesson, you know what? Thatcame from them trying to separate themselves from
Haiti. No, there was aa one of their presidents, maybe back

(01:15:48):
in the seventies or sixties. Theirpresident pushed for them to be more white
than white culture. He shamed thedarker ones. And because of that,
Dominicans now denounce darker skinned people,well anything black. But let truth be

(01:16:08):
told. We know that Dominican RepublicanHaiti is shared island. Yeah, it's
like fucking American in Mexico. Thesame ship, ain't no water could walk
the fucking Dominican Republic from Haiti,and they swear to God that they're not
of African descent. Shout out tothe Dominicans that are out here, because
they be debunking that ship on aregular basis. I know, I know

(01:16:29):
a bunch of Dominicans that claim tobe black. A lot of the women
out here are pro Afro Latina.So it's a stereotype that is very publicized.
But that's why I like to sayof African descent, because even saying
black is an American label that whitepeople can. I share something because I
found this post that I did likefour years ago, and as a black

(01:16:51):
woman, I want to say thatI really do appreciate now from the Luke
me and Cale was like, wealready hate her, Yeah, not sure
I knew. I knew who shewas when I saw that hot. I
appreciate her because I feel like Ifeel like she validated something that I think
that I'm not saying all black women, but most black women feel like I

(01:17:13):
feel like a lot of times whenblack women are deemed to be hating on
white and black white female black malerelationships, they think we're hating, but
it's really not. So I wantto read this because I'm like, she's
just touched on it as a whitewoman, and I appreciate that. So
I said, the voice of thewhite woman, for whatever reason, has

(01:17:33):
historically been used to kill the blackman. We're fully aware that not all
white women use their voice as aweapon of deadly force. So if you're
not one, don't bark like ahit dog. However, do inform slash
educate yourself. I personally don't carewho dates who. In fact, my
brother is married to a white woman. Her and I grew up together and
I love her greatly. She's themother of my beautiful nieces and nephew and

(01:17:54):
sisters. Not play that shit.Even with that being said, when you
see a black woman seemingly hating onyou for dating a black man, know
that it comes from a plethora ofemotions. As a black woman, our
first instinct is to protect the blackman. It is we who birthed them
and in turn have to bury them. And a great part of history hasn't
always proven that they're the safest andare most protected in your arms. This

(01:18:15):
isn't up for debate. You canfeel however you want to feel about what
I'm saying, but feel me.If the white woman says he did it,
it's a death or jail sentence,even without evidence. Rosewood, Emmettill,
Central Park Five, the Groveland Four, all of the young black boys
who lost scholarships and got tossed injail due to false accusations, all of
the untold stories of black men beinglynched, hunted, and killed due to
false accusations, even down to therecent events at the Central Park when Karen

(01:18:40):
called nine one one and stated thatan African American man was threatening her and
her dog. I just saw avideo of another Karen claiming that a black
man who mind you, was simplywalking down the street was stalking her and
she felt unsafe, all while standingoutside of her lawn with her husband right
next to her. My point is, historically, white women seem to understand
not only how to cry wolfed benefitthemselves, but also are fully aware of

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the stigma that comes along with beinga black man in the world enough to
use it as a weapon against themby utilizing the privilege of their helpless voices.
That is a problem, and ifyou are one of those women,
and are know any of those women, it is up to you to invoke
that change. Most times, wereally do just be out here, mind
in our business, not even knowingof the existence of you enough to be
interested in anything you have going on. And that's why I fuck with what's

(01:19:26):
said, because we ain't. Wedon't be fucking hating. We just don't
trust y'all. But I think themajority we just don't trust them. I
think as a people, there's nothingthat has historically shown that we should trust
white people. And that's not adig on all of them, right,
right, And you know what,if it's one thing I can say about

(01:19:51):
New York in particularly in Brooklyn,Bro, there is no risk it all
right. First of all, inmy neighborhood in Bedstyle, it's if it's
anybody who's self hated is my people. Some people, it's so wild,
bro, Like you can go tothe most ghetto block and they're literally white

(01:20:15):
people walking through the hood with dogsand bro and they're like walking around all
of this hood ship with no wordfear. Fear is gone. But me
when I come through there that chainthat's crazy to me, Bro, And
it's like, why can they're not? And I can honestly say, like

(01:20:40):
the new generation of the more hipsterwhite people, they and they have one
They have less white guilty and moresocial awareness. We have more access to
information now, right, But Ithink I think that's I think it's it's
more I find that there's more youngerwhite people that's empathetic as opposed to sympathetic,

(01:21:04):
because that sympathetic ship was insulting,Bro, Like, oh, I
feel so sorry for you, likeI don't like that that energy, like
that simple like bit, I gotmore money than you, So don't feel
sorry for me about nothing. Igot more money than you, So you
are a waste of white skin.I'm not supposed to have more white more
money than you. Oh, don'tfeel sorry for me because I'm black.
I love being black. I wantto I would never want to be anything

(01:21:28):
else other than I wish I wasdarkened in this my nigga, like you
know what I'm saying. I wishI was chocolate as fuck nigga like dark
son, I've never I love beinga black dude. Like my voice is
deep. I'm tall, My musclesare natural like bro noy not but I
like you. I mean yeah thenatural No, No, I mean,

(01:21:49):
I mean I'm a huskier guy bylike you think little You ever see Little
Wayne without a shirt on? Youthink Little Wayne works out? Bro?
Motherfuck got muscles. It it's naturallike I would build, is like I
would build like I love being this. I love not for nothing my energy
forcing you to cross the streets,Son, That's never happened to me in

(01:22:12):
my entire life. You don't livein New York, Yeah, but I've
been to New York. I don'tknow something about anim shirts and this goofy
ass smile. They don't be andthey don't even know they look at your
skin. Bro. You go tocertain places, seeing Florida, there used
to be slavery. So white peopleare not intimidated about black people here,
right because you live in a placewhere they're used. They used to own
you. Right then, there wasn'tmuch slavery in New York, so it's

(01:22:35):
like everybody lives there about choice.Yeah, so motherfucker's been free over here.
So we got a real rebellious attitude, like chords white people Southern Southern
black people were more like yes,sir, like man, we ain't got
that rebellious you know what I'm saying. We just call that manners out here.
I don't know. Yeah, butbut we don't accept, we don't

(01:22:56):
accept condescending undertones, like you can'tcall me boy is a white man,
even if you didn't mean any malicebended. You can't even use that with
me. I'm flipping on you,like what the fuck you mean? Boy?
Nigga? You can't even refer tolike in front of me. You
can't as a white person. Youcan't refer to black people as them people.
You can't say nothing talking about me, don't play with me, Like,
yeah, I'm not. I'm notsubmissive to that. I'm like,

(01:23:17):
like, none of that has everhappened to me before. Neither though.
Also, your people aren't American,right, so, I mean mine aren't
either for the most part, butwe are Americanized so to speak. You
know what I mean. I haven'treally I haven't really encountered many races like
blatant racism. Yeah, but I'veI've definitely experienced like microgi microaggressions and or

(01:23:45):
women what's it called FETs? Oh, I'm pretty sure white. I'm pretty
sure. The dad I say ifI was gonna be a stripper when I
lived in Atlanta used to be like, I'm not going stripping, none of
the black clubs, but I willgo to a pink pony and I will
God damn do my little woman withgreen eyes on you even culture that eyes

(01:24:10):
like the niggas in Atlanta. Boy, what they used to Oh my god,
she's educated around the world. Youare you are? They used to
be alcolade. I think the onlytime that I ever there was no there
were maybe two times. I thinkI spoke about it on the show when
the white woman was like asking mewhat color my contacts were and she was
upset about that. But one timeI went to Wendy's and I didn't know

(01:24:33):
my my break light was out anda white woman was behind me and she
was blowing a horn like hard asfuck, and I'm like, what's going
on. She literally got off thecar and was like, your head light
is out. And I was like, oh, I know. She was
like, your break lighter is out, and I was like I didn't know.
She was like just like you peopleto never know. And I was
like, bitch, fuck you.That all I could muster to say,

(01:24:55):
because I'm like, well that's theenergy, you know, what I get
all the time. That offends thefunk out of me. What you probably
see it in my conversation people saymy nose ring, no, no,
my beard is blow dry. Oh, they think you beard because because I'm
dark skin in my hairs like this, that ship is that ship is like

(01:25:17):
a dark skinned guy can't have likethis type of hair, like like it
just has to be. I'm like, what kind of weird old ship?
Like who would you took the flyinto that ship. Yes, bro,
they think I blue dropped my beard. I'm like, what kind of weird
ship is that? So think theythink this nigga got it fried died and
lady I keep going to the Dominicansto get a fucking a washing set on

(01:25:43):
your ain't the hat off and havenothing up the top? Like ya?
I'm like, go ahead and conkthis beard one. I'm like, yo,
look like, if you look atVicky and Cairo, that's not their
mother. That's my hairs. Ijust don't got none. I can show
you pictures of my big curly shipson. People like, oh, your
hair looks like pubic hair. I'mlike, well, a beard is pubic

(01:26:06):
hair, you idiot? Yes,pubic hair that one, yes, okay,
the fine pubic First, pubic ishair you grow during puberty. Okay,
okay, below, I thought pubicwas all of you, your body,
your underarm hair, your facial hair, and your pubic hair, our

(01:26:29):
hair. Don't you notice it's allthe same texture. Yes, the hair
you grow once you becoming a startto become an adult. God, So
this is pubic hair. That's whyyou're different from all the other hair.
Yeah, it's a beard. Hairand your hair down this team because your
hair texture, it looks like yourhair on your head might be like a

(01:26:49):
little soft completely different, but right, but you grow it later in life,
so it's it's pubic hair because yougrew it while you was going through
puberty. You know. I thoughtyou have to say some dumb ship that
I never knew this, and Icontrary to popular belief, I don't hook
up with very many white women,if ever do when white women go through

(01:27:13):
puberty, like a blonde hair womandoes she does she have blonde pubic hair
or is it black? I don'tmatch everybody had, So she's a redhead.
She's got like red pubic hair.I didn't. I've never seen whatever
color your your hair is, justyour hair is everywhere, but I never
how come I never seen like ablonde orange star pubic hair because the probably

(01:27:35):
a little dark. But I've seenHarry Pussy's on like points. Well.
Also, your hair is always alittle your legs are lighter than your arms,
right, so you're it's sun hittingit. So it's gonna be brown
maybe, but it's not gonna beas blonde as hair. Do you think

(01:27:58):
there's beach blonde? Do you thinkthere's bleach blonde pupil. Yes, I've
seen it. But you know what, but it's kind of hard to be
bleach blonde because the sunning is nosun getting But you're like, but if
it was in the sun, becauseI naturally actually have like sandy brown here.
Yeah, but when I put productand stuff, it's it's a number
two. I say number two,like if you buy weed. But if
the sun is hitting my arms,it's sandy like it has that like that

(01:28:21):
sun kisses that blonde is hue toit. If y'all Jenleal is a little
bit darker, like I gotta Igot a dark deck. I think that
that's a main thing. Yeah,my dick is a little bit darker the
rest of my skin. And it'snot like it's an appendage. Bro.
It's like, but is that likeis it weird? And the sun never
hits it, so it's like itis that my body naturally trying to compensate.

(01:28:44):
It's like, we know you're gonnaget darker at a certain point.
We want to. It's it's it'sit's a muscle for one. It's only
darker when it's soft. It is. Yeah, I mean but it's dark.
It's dark, right, but butwhen it gets hard, it's so
the hair is compressed. If yougo like this, dude, that's your
hair. I don't know. I'mtalking about your skin. If you if
you compress the skin, your melaninis stretched out. So if you compress

(01:29:06):
it, it gets darker. Sowhen it stretched, when it gets hard,
it stretches out. I came hereto be salacious and I got educated,
and I just thought of that justdown on the spot, because that
makes sense. Yeah, I wouldlove to watch a Professor dirt Back episode
if this nigga just explaining science,you know, see why videos were I
put the lab coat on and yeahI do, Professor I got. I

(01:29:28):
got Professor dirt back. Yeah,Professor Dirtback, I got those. That's
funny. And I got the stickwhile I was teaching about the areas of
the male anatomy that's inaccessible, thatthat you're not gay about. Now,
a woman can suck and it's notgay. It's not gay. Yeah,
the dick, the balls, thegooch, if you but anything past that
is you going past. And ifyou if she licks the goots, that's
not gay. No, okay,cool, you don't watch no, because

(01:29:51):
because the guy coach it's it's whereour couchie would be if we had one.
Why would it be that far backbecause you yeah, yeah, because
you're right, spaces would be rightthere. Technically women would have Technically women

(01:30:13):
have a gach to. I gottano, no, no no, because
because we have the space between thevery slight, very slight, we got
a huge space. You so there'snothing there, son, But you ever
touched your dick between your your legsand to make yourself like, yeah,
a pussy. Of course we werechildren, we were teenagers. I didn't

(01:30:41):
last week. Yo, I lovethese niggas getting vulnerable on this podcast.
You didn't know that, men,I didn't know that. We want to
do that. We want to seewhat it looks like. The most of
that I thought that it is likethe helicopter thing, but not like so

(01:31:02):
we put out, we closed out, We put it with our legs and
clip this ship up. What doy'all be thinking, though, like,
oh, I would have a nicecoochie, Like what do y'all think?
I don't know, I don't know. Weird, it can't look the same,
not in the you know it doesit looks it looks like mine's though.
Nah, I don't know. Idon't know. Oh my god,

(01:31:24):
I've done it before. I stoodin front of the mirror like this.
The next This is some buffalo bill. This is some it likes this,
It likes on his skin. Itputs the lotion on this, get up
or else against the hose. Putthe lotion in the basket. Put the
lotion in the basket. Speaking ofcoochie, let's get off that. Tell

(01:31:47):
me nig said, let's you clipthat up? Yeah, yeah, let
me see you do you will?I will. I will have to fight
for myself because you be you beletting them come for my man. Yeah,
you know what I think. Guys. Any nigga give any kickback on
that, son? Come on,So we all did that ship, bro,

(01:32:09):
we all did it, son ifniggas list and that's crazy about that.
So I really would have never thoughtthat that's some niggas unless they were,
you know, like cross dressers orsomething like that, like we do
that ship. I like the commenton the internet where niggas go yo Batman
interrogated, couldn't get me to tellthe truth about that ship that Yeah,

(01:32:30):
nigga say that online, Yo,Batman would a fucking crow back couldn't get
me to confess that ship. Thisnigga just said Batman with a crow bat
is crazy. All right, let'sgo to the go to go to damn
lids. So the next one inregard to Couchie, whoa, yeah,
this this is wild? What canI find it? Where the Donalds are?

(01:32:54):
No, you gotta go to findher. You ever get out of
that, go to find her.The little smiley face man and the difference
between kuchie, vagina and pussy itexists. I believe I agree three different
out there. I agree Coochie.No, have you ever heard the turn

(01:33:15):
twat tat? What is worse thancochie? To me? Why? What
just sounds like oh the words?Yeah, I don't know what sounds like?
Twatt is crazy? Yeah, soundlike you queafing on me. She
sounds Couchie sounds sloppy. I likesounds Sloppyie sounds like it's gonna be a
black girl with wet pussy. Youknow what. I never liked, but
I guess it. I guess itdepends on because I don't like like,

(01:33:40):
uh like sexy, like sexy redsaying Couchie I'm like, uh, yeah,
that's it's a black girl. Butlike, no, no sexy girls.
I like when girls give their thingit's own the name. I don't
like that. I got a girlshe called her punky. I love that.
Don't be cute, don't know,I love that ship. Don't Only
girls a good smelling, good pussycan do that and they know they got

(01:34:02):
good pussy and it's pretty and it'sbald. I know we're about to move
on, But can I ask y'alla quick question something I gotta ask?
Do you do this? And haveyou experienced this? Now that I have
my own crib, girls would askto take a shower before they fucked me
at the crib, even if it'sthe first time, even if we ever
fucked, never fucked before. Isthat weird? No? A bit like,

(01:34:23):
hey, can I take a quickshower in your shower? Well?
I feel like it depends on what, Like are they coming over after the
club, because I feel like comingstraight from home, I would have already
showered, not coming straight from home. Like, So what happens to me
a lot is I'll have an eventand I'll invite a girl to, like
a comedy show or something, that'snot weird. And then they but she
was like she was as the cleanestgirl. I would prefer, I would

(01:34:44):
prefer to want to take a wholebag. You're freaking to hurt her house.
She already took a shower before yougot there. Yeah, but if
y'all come, I understand the logic, but I just think that it's like,
it's no weird at all. Iguess it's because it's the first time
I've had my own and you're dealingwith very You're dealing with very clean.
That's a clean moment, bro,because you wouldn't want her to come fresh
out of sweat cowers. And Iunderstand the logic, and I'm appreciative of

(01:35:05):
it. I don't I don't everlike make them. I don't shame them
for it, But I'm shamed fornot asking to take a shower. Really,
as you could take a shower atleast to wash up, like always
might not always take a shower.They're not, they're not, they're not.
They're checking it. Yeah, theycheck it. They go to the

(01:35:27):
bathroom, they pee, they wipeit up a little bit and make sure
it's good to go into the bathroom. Is telling me about the Yeah,
if I'm making out with you andthen you go to the bathroom and also
I'm undefeated on my turf, Yeah, and also go to the bathroom right
after go peete, Yeah for sure, and watch they have to I think
they have to be afterwards. Someof them don't. Sometimes you don't have

(01:35:49):
to alfriend, just hang out withher and lay down and I'm like,
yo, bitch, I got mycovers on, like I know it's gonna
drip out if you you don't havemy come, No, come on,
like it's it's too much now yougotta because the truth of the matter is
it's not all going to come outin that one visit to the bathroom.
It's gonna still be seeping out likea day or two after a day or

(01:36:11):
two after. Yeah, I don'tbe coming that much, ma, No,
I'm because days, yeah, itwould that man is wild and talking
about my man. I'm just sayingit can dead ass. I can spill
the amount of come that comes outon my ship and you wouldn't even be

(01:36:33):
mad about how much come. ButI know, I know, like I
guess checked out. I guess thebare minimum. It's like, yeah,
but I think that checked out why, But I mean it should be a
lot, bro, But I alsojerk off like everything I was about to
say. I think that it's Ithink that if you do it a lot,

(01:36:53):
and because I don't do it forlike four or five days, it'll
be a lot. But a lowamount of ejaculate doesn't mean that there's like
low sperm count. Yeah, butI also don't be it means you're you're
you're definitely candidate for for ED goingforward. Yes, my ship has already
happened. I'm blast forty, somy force is not as much as it
used to be. My ship isalready edy watchless ship. When I moved

(01:37:17):
into my crib and I was fuckingevery single day, my dick stopped working.
If the bitch was like a sixor lower hard, No, it
was just scared. No, that'sno, that's that's that's natural. That's
a man. Yeah. No,But I used to be able. I
used to be every single Remember whenI had COVID, bro, I was
very scared my ship did work.It wasn't working. But have you ever

(01:37:42):
had a dry come? Yeah?But but it I almost hurt you,
dick, it almost. I usedto think something was wrong with me.
But you know what that is though, Actually men have the ability to have
like a female orgasm, like aninternal you know. For the woman's orgasm
is internal, she feels it allthe time. Well, I'm just saying
like when a woman usually when awoman has not when a woman say I'm
coming, But when a woman hasan organ and she's moving uncontrollably and there's

(01:38:05):
nothing coming out. Yeah, I'vehad that. Yeah, nigga, that
ship feels crazy and it's that gotnetted and my shit gets soft right afterwards.
Bro, And I just think somethingwas wrong with me. Until I
did research, I'm like, oh, that's I can do that. Yeah,
I never had that. Yeah,that ship is crazy, nigga.
Yeah. No, there was apoint of time where I was able to
fuck threes and fours. My dickwould get hard for anything. Now your

(01:38:26):
standard one up, nigga. Yeah, I got my own place the money.
Yeah. It got to the point, like my dick wild get soft
during the condom. You know what'scrazy. You have to put the condom
on my ship. My dick waslike, nah, you know what's crazy,
son, I'm talking about you,right, I get I get turned
off if a woman says something stupid. I used to get I actually like

(01:38:50):
didn't care as long as it wasphysical. But like now any smell,
say something dumb, something goofy,nigga. The wildest shit is want to
chick got to get comfortable? Yeah, oh my god, that's it is
a turnoff. Yeah at his watch? No, no, we good.

(01:39:11):
We got so back to coucie again, right, what I'm talking about?
So now they're saying that this,this is this is why women get on
my nurse. So this woman iscalling for this. Doctor urges companies to
give menstruly for female employees and saysmen should get the days off too.

(01:39:32):
One doctor's urgent businesses to give femaleemployees three days off work each month in
order for them to deal with theirminstry cycle. Doctor Mindy pel Is,
the author of The Minnopause Reset,made the remarks on Steven Barlett's podcast The
Diary of a CEO, saying maleworkers should also be able to take the
same number of days off work forthe sake of fairness. What do you

(01:39:55):
think about this, guys? Sowhat are you annoyed about the fact that
they want that she wants women tohave Yeah, because I don't I don't.
I don't feel sorry for women goingthrough mistry cycles after a while,
because like, you know, you'vebeen you know, you're not used to
No, you've been dealing with thatship for fifteen years. If somebody consistently

(01:40:15):
was kicking you on a dick randomly, I think it's sometime my body would
adopt. That's just my thought process. But that's very that's very much so
a man's perspective, because there aresome women who have stuff like endometriosis.
That's just like, that's a condition, but that's like, uh, I've
double women with that that is morecommon than not. And then I don't

(01:40:38):
have endometriosis. But that first,the first two days of like your full
blown flow, that ship is themost uncomfortable thing. It hurts because it's
not just your uterus that's contracting,so it's many contractions. But then you
got damn back hurting, You're nauseous, you're all of these things, and
we are expected to so you shoulddays of work for I'm not necessarily saying

(01:41:00):
I'm not necessarily saying that. Ithink that there should probably be a little
more leegal for women who suffer fromso that's a condition all women go through
for everybody. I'm here to advocatefor that, but I think that the
truth of the matter is women willsomehow, someway. We We're gonna take
those days off anyway if it's thatserious, because even me like truth be

(01:41:26):
told just out of respect and becauseI want my team to know what's going
on with me, and I don'twant nobody to ever feel like I'm not
there or not looking. I'm I'mgonna always let someone know what I have
going on. But there are timesI don't gotta. I really don't have
to check in with some with anybody. And there are times where I'm on
my cycle and I'm like, bitch, I ain't doing a fucking thing today.
I'm not working. I can't likeI literally don't feel good in general,

(01:41:49):
Like my mood fuck is fucked upand it is not enough. Might
all in the world that's gonna changethis? And then you expect me to
come to work and be in agood fucking mood. Are you expect me
to come to work? Yeah,you should be. All I'm listening to
this is like, yo, thisI could not imagine that I could be
terrible. It's more, it's literallymore than just blood like and then not

(01:42:13):
to get to graphic, but it'snot just the blood flow like there comes
a certain point in your cycle wherethere's blood clots that yeah, and that
fucking shit hurts. Imagine, Soyou know when you get a goddamn strawberry
shake or some ship and that fuckingstrawberry gets stuck up in imagine because it's
not like we are dilating, becauseokay, think about so when you're menstruating,

(01:42:35):
your you dilate, but just alittle bit. I don't even think
it's a full centimeter of dilation.But your fucking clock could be this big
coming out of something this small.You literally can feel it drop, You
can feel it. Why do womenhit more horny on their period? Probably
because we can't fuck I don't know. You know that right the days leading

(01:42:59):
up you have you have stipulations inthat I have stipulations in that I don't
run before day four, I don'tand I gotta know you like it ain't
I got non negotiable. What whathappened to me is our fucking bitch.
And then she didn't know. Shewas like she that's a lie. They
always know they'll start getting their periodknow, because because there's so there's the

(01:43:20):
responsible, there's the day before,well you should be tracking a ship,
right if a woman don't know.But there are times where it's at least
like I think every woman goes throughthis, Like say your cycle lasts for
four days, right, that fourthday, you like it's gonna be gone.
Even that fifth day you be like, I'm off. But the fucking
sixth day it'll still be some shitting. Like I thought I was out,

(01:43:43):
Yeah, I will. The otherthing is I can't really fault women because
I'll be trying to convince. I'llbe like, yo, like I don't
care, I want to fuck it. It don't matter, especially if it's
a girl I haven't fucked before.I'm like yo, she's like no,
I don't want to do anything Ihave, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna
do a p A p s Afor women real quick, though, because
y'all can. Y'all as men canrun red lice, and women y'all can

(01:44:05):
run red lice if you have theproper minstrel tools like no no, no,
no, no no no, becauseno because burkentrol. Yeah, but
it also fucks you up in thelong rum but there are these things.
So there's minstrel cups, but thenthey are minstrel disc so like literally there's

(01:44:28):
a company called Instead and there's Flex, so they both have cups. The
cups are like you put it in, but it's like literally like kind of
like a funnel, if you will, but that the disc are literally like
little disc and you insert it andit sits right at the top of your
service. So what happens is itactually catches the flow and nothing comes through
your vaginal walls, so you don'tand then it holds you can wear for

(01:44:50):
up to twelve hours, so youcan have yeah, and the man can't
feel it because once you insert it, it like so basically once you insert
it, if you have your littleyour listen, you have your pelvic bone,
right, so like a like alike a like a thing like a

(01:45:13):
female diaphragm, yeah, except exceptit has it's not plastic. So the
actual circle is like a like Idon't want to say rubber, but it's
a it's a rubbery thing. Butthen what catches it is actually like it's
not plastic, but think of likea zip lock bag or something like that.

(01:45:36):
So it's like more malleable if youwill, and it catches it.
The man can't use I can't imagine. No, it's such a it's not
even crazy like the neuver ring.So it's kind of like the same material
as the neuver ring, except thatit has kind of like the probably the

(01:45:56):
same material that a woman's a femalecondom would have, but it doesn't hang,
you know, like the female condomkind of like hangs. It doesn't
hang. It's just like it's alittle cup. You put it in and
there is no like nothing like there'snothing. You still get wet like you
normally would if you weren't on yourperiod. It's just like no blood or
anything. But the thing is howthey got all these contraptions for women to

(01:46:19):
like I've always said this healthy I'vealways said, is they gave the wrong
people birth control. Women shouldn't havebirth control. We should have birth control
because women were the ones who getyou pregnant, and all we got is
a fucking condom son and it makesour sex less pleasurable. That's trash.
Is less pleasurable too, right,But but but it makes us really there

(01:46:41):
was a birth control pill for men, but it up your hormones and ship
would you like maybe more like feminineor something. No, it's just like
I don't know, maybe like crablike made you gain weight no matter how
good you eat it, no matterhow much you set out, you get
fat, you're depressed, makes youhave depression acne. Yeah, he was

(01:47:06):
breaking out. I don't all thetime. I don't believe in broke control
whatsoever. Yeah, I don't know. I understand for me my body.
So so we have raised, gotengaged and uh and now she don't believe
in birth control. We gonna again. I'm gonna let this be the last.

(01:47:28):
Uh. I want you try tocheck thirty times her feet, her
and these hears that she looked absolutelystunning, and tell me this thing about
ten minutes away walking uber is takentoo long to come. Also, that
fucking skin bro bro her skin,that's the black I'm talking about. Her

(01:47:51):
skin is fucking immaculous. So probablyhad she probably had to put a dime
size. And I'm not I'm notno disrespect, I'm not the she's looking
on me. Women with skin likethat, God, they smell so good
and that pump on tastes. Sorry, you know what he got No,

(01:48:11):
no, that that skin right thereis different and over would be thirty dollars
if we were to take it fora hotel that down there around the corner.
So we're like New York. I'mgoing to give her my shoes to
walk in, and I'm gonna worldthere for I thought, I say,
you can you big up the husbandthat you have. Real this is a

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good idea because I didn't want towalk barefoot, because that's not what he's
trying to do. Got me walking, but he don't want to Scott Travis,
Scott, you go to crease upmy ship, he said, don't.
He's don't crease my shoes. Yo, I mean his feet are still

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protected. Come on, yeah,I guess so I know that's why I'm
but they he ain't. He ain't. So it ain't that bad. Let
me let me tell you something.Tell something could be two things that we
had either wait for that or shewould have walk down the hills. Niggas
right, ain't the way I'm givingher My mother? Nobody told you the

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I don't, absolutely not, andyou kept the shoes. I'm not fucking
up my fit. It's the samething like the ship. I went through
the ship before I'll tell my shortybefore we leave the crib, it's chili
outside. My jacket is a partof my outfit. It's for me,
it's and it's a part of myfit and is to keep me warm.

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Put a jacket on. I'll givemy girl my jacket. Put a jacket
on. No, no, no, I'll give her my jacket. If
we didn't know it was gonna becold. No, no, no,
you know I'll give it my jacketregardless. Yeah, I've done that plenty
of times. But I'm not happyabout it, you know what, because
I told you before we leave thehouse, it's gonna be chili. Put
a jacket on. No, I'mgonna be and then I wind up suffering.

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I saw a picture recently of agirl who made her husband breakfast,
and then someone in the comments orthey quote it on Twitter like, yo,
I'm convinced that men just want tobe toddlers for the rest of our
for the rest of their lives,because the bitch made him breakfast and he
was happy about that. But wenever talk about the fact that y'all are
toddlers in the sense that you don'tcheck the fucking weather. But not only

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that, not only that you willput on shoes that you know it's gonna
hurt your feet if we walk.And then I got if we walk in
the Kia Center. You know,parking is crazy downtown and we gotta park
somewhere and you're wearing heels, youknow your feet are gonna hurt. You
know you know what killed me?What the hill think? Let me ask

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you a questions as a woman,because maybe you have a Do they hurt
automatically or do it hurt because youdon't wear them enough? It depends.
It depends when you wear heels.Often you kind of build a tolerance sport,
but it still hurts. But itdepends on the type of hills.
Like for instance, Yeah, Ihave about four or five pairs of Lublutons,

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and I I will I don't careto wear them because they hurt the
minute you put them on. Theyfucking hurt. I'm like, bitch,
I can't even get to the carin these shoes. But also I am
at the age where I literally don'tgive a fuck now, Like when I
went to Turks, I probably boughtthree pair of Hills everything else, and
even when went to the club,I was like, bitch, I'm putting
on these slippers. Yeah, AndI will say that they got these flats

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you and you can wear it asa wristlet. Yeah, but I will
say I get it. Women beone. I will say, we do
be tripping sometimes just because we wantto look good. Beauty is pain.
But I agree, because what happenedis we're going to the n where we
know parking gonna be shisty unless youdo valet. And then we mad because
then were mad because he parked allthe way down there. It's the only

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place to get parking. Mom,Yeah, like you couldn't just park and
then waving a bike it down andnow you yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we're inside the end wayand she's like, oh, I want
to drink, and the drinks andnow you gotta stand in the drink line,
and she complaining about standing in theseheels in a drink line. Why
the fun does it take us along? Yeah? No, the anyway,

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it's the worst experience in the world. I live downtown now, so
I don't have to deal with thatparking ship. But I went to the
drag gonna drag that. Yeah,he shout out to fifty five West now
bro, But I took a shortyto the Travis Scott concert. I hated
her the moment that we got tothe Travis Scott concert. I was like,
I want to break up with thisbitch so bad. Tell me how
we we walked out there. Herfeet were hurt and heels hurt. We

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get to the line. I buyher a drink. I'm like, hey,
what you want? She was like, I have a double gray goose
in Cranberry And I was like,you sure you want to double here They're
like, yo, I gotta takeout a fucking second mortgage on my house
to get that. I gotta getthat. I gotta get that and herds
from my grandmother fishing. But hey, you my girl, I'm gonna charge
it whatever. But we do itanyway. We do it. Hey,

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we don't like it, but wefact don't hold them before we go fast
forward. We get inside the concert. She finishes her drink. I finished
my drink. We having a goodtime. She said, Hey, I'm
gonna go to the bathroom quick.I gotta go pee. I'm like,
all right, bet. While shewent to the bathroom, she went into
the drink line, got another drink. Oh wow, for herself, honestly,

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honestly, my man, my fiance, he would do that, he
would offer that, but I wouldmore so rather him just if we're not
gonna wait for the uber, Iwould be like, babe, just go
grab some like some what you callthem, like some flats, Like we
could literally go to the goddamn touriststore that what they say, I love

(01:53:42):
Nola's shirts, and just give mesome flip flops from there, because I
wouldn't want him walking even in hissocks and fucking no bourbon juice, bourbon
juice at all. I wouldn't.But that's a nice gesture. Look at
how the black woman treats the blackman, right, he gets nothing out
of it. Nothing. She probablythrough that thing back on that man,
but getting that regardless was getting Buty'all, y'all know, trip sex is

(01:54:08):
different than how it's the same pussy. It's not years, it's not a
little more. Well that's that's upto her. Yeah, it's the same
pussy that you getting in New Yorka different setting. But yeah, speaking
of that thing, y'all, don'tthink different settings calls for create different sex.

(01:54:28):
Oh for sure, for sure,all I need is friction, No
like I'm pretty sure is much differentin Orlando. You ever been like to
a room where it's like, areyou a fucking the cruise ship? Yes,
all right, I'm talking about likewhat kind of room you had,

(01:54:49):
a regular room, cabin room,nahu that you get a room with a
balcony, Because here's the thing.It's just like this, so nobody can
see see you, but you cansee out, but nobody can see you,
and you funk outside on that balcony. That ship hit a little different.
I have a balcony right now ona sky rise. Oh my god,
the fucking on my balcony. I'mgonna come to that. I'm gonna

(01:55:09):
come. I'm gonna come to thatcrib. The bitches be like, this
is so romantic, bro. Myview is crazy. I got a view
of Yola. I can see allof downtown. I got the three sixty
view. Y'all have to Can wehave a housewarming? Can I had a
prese? How about how about weshoot the pot over there? One day?

(01:55:32):
Let's shoot the pot over here.Let's do that. I would love
to invite y'all over and we doa live one. You be having your
people over there. I'll bring theequipment over there, we do something,
We'll have a good ass time.I'll cook or I'll get some public wings.
Whatever you be cooking. I cook, but I never cooked for like
party sized people. I mean,I'm a single bachelor. I couldn't that's
my thing. But I have alcoholthere, I have some refreshments, yeah,

(01:55:54):
for sure, and publish chicken wings. Listen, let me tell you
all this because this is what Ilearned my first time. I'm hosting this
many people first and fucking all.It was twenty four of us in that
house in one house. Ryan's olderbrother came to with his family, but
they got they got an airbnb andit luckily it was in the same neighborhood
as us. Yeah, one thingI will say, because I'm a planner,

(01:56:16):
but I'm not a planner. Likethe whole fucking time, the whole
week leading to it, everybody waslike, what we were gonna have for
the fun, what we gonna dofor food? And I was like,
Nigga will figure it out. Everybodyknows what the fuck to do. On
the fourth, when the fourth cameand it was only hamburgers and hot dogs,
I was mad as fuck that Idid not say, Hey, because
my because I feel like we werevery like clear, like we will pay

(01:56:42):
for the accommodations. Y'all got tobring the liquor, and y'all gotta buy
the food and everything else. Butthere was like I think everybody was just
in the in the vibe and nobodywas like thinking because I'm like, it's
not just gonna be us. Thenwe had our friends come from both sides,
so at one point it was likefifty of us in the fucking airbea
and I knew that was gonna happen. I was so annoyed having to go

(01:57:03):
to Sam's being like, this iswhat we're getting, yo, Sam's for
twenty four people is crazy. No, it's actually pretty easy. But no,
what I'm saying the cost as anigga who don't make as much money
as probably Oh no, I meanbelieve Sam is one hundred. You're buying
in bulk. You're buying math rightright? But the but the the Thanks

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God, I say, Thanksgiving,the fourth of July meal ended up coming.
So we did have the burgers andhot dogs, We had motherfucking pork
chops, we had chicken nigga.We had it all like and it was
so good. But I will justsay, if y'all going to play in
the host I think that next timebecause I'm like, I will host again,
but I don't want to pay forthe accommodations ourselves again. I don't
want to do that again. Butbut shout out to me, did set

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the goddamn president because anytime that she'sinvited us to a trip, she always
pays for the accommodations. And itmakes it's so much easier for people to
come. Let me say that youcome off cheaper, higher caterer, because
that's what we do. Like whenwe do when we do, like everybody
put in on that Okay, everybodyput up fifty to fifty bucks, and
we pay for the accommodations for therooms. Of course, so we were

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in a mansion, but we makeanybody pay fifty not to be and that
pays the chef. And we tellthe chef he says, how many people
he'll cook breakfast, do a brunchthe whole time, for the whole time.
Oh okay, we'll have to look. Because I'm like, I'm not
opposed to hosting again because I feellike I'm gonna make sure you don't cook
shit higher you'll come off way cheap, and I ain't cook them off.

(01:58:36):
I ain't cooking shit, bitch.I will heat up a plate. No,
hire a fucking person. And ifpeople want more than what you what
he made, they gonna get therea fucking food. You can't just bring
chips and little sandwich meats and shiplike that. You know, I ain't
gonna hold you out. We didthat ship. I don't even play we
I even look. I even madethe little you know how hotels have the
little door handled thingies. I ordersome from Amazon and I named everybody's room

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and then on the other and Iliterally printed the ship out. My mom
made it on Canva. I printedit out and I like colored the ship
myself, and then I had totape it because I thought the ship that
came from Amazon, the material waslike not fucking with nothing. So I
would write on it and it wouldcome right off. It was so cute,
and I gave everybody first. Iwas gonna do like gift baskets.

(01:59:24):
I was gonna do like spot shipfor the women, and then like cigars
and cigar cutters and like bottles forthe men. I was like, that's
a lot of fucking people. Wealready spent so much money, so I
just did like little candy bags.It was the cute astuck thing. I
was like, bitch, I'm aboutthe fucking host so and I'm a fiance.
Listen, I got one, Igot one. You got one more

(01:59:44):
gift for your for your for yourwedding, and I'm gonna get you now.
When y'all do y'all logos, makeit the Rose Voice logo. Oh
that's cute because Ryan and like that, ain't that? And then at the
bottom, Ryan and Ray right doit just like the Rose roy ship and

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right, Ryan and read at thebottom creative all this? Come on?
I did all this. I designedanother. This was like doing home.
I was what I did in NewYork before I moved to Florida. For
real. I was a promoter.Who are the like the wedding planners,
the event coordinators, like the badbitches with the like uh one piece suits

(02:00:25):
and ship maybe having like the headphonescovering round. That's what I never I
never noticed my logo that you neverreally looked at it, like the logo
here. You ever looked at andsee what it is? Yeah? I
see it before? Have you everlooked at to see what it is you
but look at it. Yeah,I'm seeing it. It's Warner Brothers,
that's all folks. Look, butit's me jumping out instead of porky pig.

(02:00:45):
Yeah, no, I get that. I never caught that because I
also didn't want I don't know wheremy child I designed that a little bit
before your time. You wasn't.I wasn't watching the Looney Tunes. No,
I just wasn't watching any child anychildhood things. There's so many things
that I didn't realize. You knowthat dirt bag is an acronym. Yes,
I've heard you say that. Whatis dirt It's something about being like

(02:01:08):
a good father in real time blackand gifted women. It's always jumping.
I don't make any sense. I'man I'm an enigma. You put then
in a enigma IgA. But listen, y'all. This we just hit two
hours. This was a great fuckingshow. I think we're gonna get some

(02:01:30):
good clips out of this. I'mglad to be back. Let's get more
all consistent. We we've anybody gotany other trips coming up? Now?
I'm here for a little bit.Oh, we're doing the uh, we're
doing a fucking weird ass show.I wonder how that's gonna go. Bro,
are you talking about the night we'redoing Suge Knight? So we're performing
the Dayton on August ninth, AugustNight. So it's Sugar Knight's son Junior,

(02:01:54):
Sue Knight Junior. I don't know, and the and the company is
called death ro com He's been tryingto booked me for a bunch of ship.
Yeah, me too. And Iwas like, your nigga, is
my paid? What my paid?So he said he's gonna get me my
money. I ain't got a whileout on him. And fuck sug Knight
Junr. Up that happened too,and like his daddy, you know what
I mean? Now shout to ShugKnight JUNR. I don't know him.

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I don't know if he's getting intocomedy or if I know he's hosting it.
But I don't know. I don'tknow what's going on. It's kind
of wild. Suge Knights juniors,Suge Knight son is doing comedy is crazy.
I feel like you only could takesug Knight seriously. There's nothing about
it. All these sons trying todo comedy is weird. We saw Richard
Pryor's son, try to get itoff. He just married a nigga.

(02:02:40):
Nigga there was what your prime was? You know, yeah, get it
how you live it? And theysaid, they said some of the industry
niggas was sucking his son when hewas younger, not now, when he
was a kid, he was grown. Like we were supposed to talk about
Kevin Spacey and how he was adassy. I don't have time put that
on the docum for that. Idon't know. We got, yeah,
Kevin, Kevin Spacey's Kevin Spacey's antics. Yeah, you know, Kevin Spacey.

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You gotta stop knocking off all allof the US military, and we
never talk about that side of it. Yeah, I've told everybody I ain't
doing ship for a while. Ifeel like this year, every month this
year has just been so full packed. My social battery is literally depleted,
and my mom and our husband arestill here until Saturday, and I'm just

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like, oh my god, I'mjust ready for a break. The next
thing I do know, I havecoming up as our annual back to school
drive with the company, So yeah, let me let me get let me
host that again. I just fuckedthat day though, and I did it.
We're gonna have it at a differentlocation in side, please do so.
It's not gonna be at our ivylaying location. We're actually partnering up

(02:03:45):
with the state attorney, the stateattorney or whatever, so it'll be at
a different location. When we getthe actual date, I will let everybody
know. But that's it. Iain't doing shit. I was funny back
Sho drum was amazing. Always yougot anything coming up aside from the show,
I mean, I know you havesome shows. Come h Nico Gastro
Bar every Tuesday. Come through ona Tuesday night, nine o'clock, hookah,
drink specials, some of the funniestcomedians in Orlando. It'll be a

(02:04:08):
good time. And about to getout of here for Dirty Bingo. Oh
yeah, yo, Dirty Bingo.We're starting to do that right in my
own backyard. I'm coming out.We got to get the fuck up out
of here. Yeah, it's ahard out for me today, but Dirty
Bingo is about to be lit.We giving away roses, dildos, vibrators.
I'm gonna have some. I'm gonnahave toy the rose. Yeah,
that's o nasty ship. And I'mgonna have that bitch packed with a bunch

(02:04:30):
of batties. Yo. I realized, I gotta go, We have to
go. I realized something. Idon't have enough male friends anytime I have
an event with a bunch of girls. No, you're not supposed to have
a lot of male friends. Iknow, but I want to be able
to be like, hey, yo, nigga, I know y'all always looking
for where the bitch is at.This is where the bitches are at.
And I don't have no friends tocall like Yo, I got a bunch

(02:04:51):
of single girls about to come through, Come pull up. So I appreciate
having a friend like you who's gonnapull up and support me and and just
be there for me. I appreciatethat. Are you doing this spot every
week? Now? This out?This is a trial run. They want
to run a weekly show. Soif it goes well, hopefully we'll do
something weekly or bi weekly or bimonthly, and we will be here next

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week to talk about that. Butthis has been episode two hundred and sixteen.
I missed y'all, miss y'all too, definitely miss y'all. Orlando kel
Rizzi in the house and shout outagainst to double all, you'll doubleratulations.
You got yourself a real one.You got yourself an amazing woman, bro,
and she definitely deserves it. Man. All right, So we're aboudy

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here, y'all. We will seeyall next week, same time, same
blood clot please,