Episode 220: BJ's And No BJ

In this episode Wil & Kev discuss dealing with hecklers while performing, Dirty Macking and much more!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, son, this this ship been kind of nasty son like, bro,
like last night. So you set me up the fail though, bro,
because when I walked in there, I didn't come I
came in there to support you like I usually do.
And I walked into uh South of Austin and he
was in there eating a major dick eating it.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
And for the people who.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Out there watching in comedy term eating the dick means
you're bombing like you're you're not doing well. So it's
nothing gay about it. That's just what we say, eating
dick eating ship. Yeah he was, Yeah, and I don't
And it didn't have nothing to do with him being
a bad comic because he's an amazing comedy.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I think Austin is funny ship. Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Sabotaged that room in your head really quickly?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Is your or is your mic working well? Yet? Even
do a mic check check? Not getting anything more? Sound crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Meggain check testing testing mike check yo one two one two?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
There we go. How to turn you up? How to
turn you up? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bet, yeah we're good now. Yeah, man, but last night
was a was a bro. I haven't experienced that in
a minute, Bro, that it's been a fucking minute, Like
I've been the host for.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Rooms like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, we talked about it being I've met bro, It's
been so long, especially when I'm just doing a fucking
guest spot.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
But yeah, he just popping in.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, I'm like, really, I'm dealing and it's like I'm
so far in my career. I'm like, oh, I forgot
that I gotta do this every once in a blue Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, that room will throw a comic through the loop
because they think that they're not doing well because it's
separated into three different audios. So what happened to Austin
is he didn't hear the laughs on the first two jokes,
so he just started speeding through the rest.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of it set. He was just did he try to
do material? No, he did crowd work in front.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
But his other problem is he had a chip on
his shoulder that he's the only white guy in a
room full of black and.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Spanish and that sounds what you have.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
To do in that situation. Black and Spanish people are
ready to champion you. As a white dude. All you
have quicker than me, quicker than a black dude. All
you have to do is know a little bit about
the culture. If you reference one thing about the culture,
they're like, oh, this white boy gets it, and they
ready to be on board with you. But he came
up there and he was like, yeah, I'm white. My parents,

(02:28):
my grandparents used to be slave owners.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like automatically, you ostracize yourself from the audience. And if
you're gonna do that, come back to some black ship
by something.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Pander a little bit, talk shit, Pander a little bit,
talk shit. You were there the night that Donald Evans
was there and kill love his set, Kill bro. He's
so adversarial, but it's likable because he gives. He gives
you a little bit and then he takes it back.
You do the opposite. I'm ready to talk about what
we're doing. Let's get it to a show.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Welcome back to episode two hundred and twenty of the
Old Jokes Aside podcast. I am your host, Will Mills,
a k A king dirt bag. Let's go back again,
me and my boy cat but raised out again. She's
gotta put her on hiatus. She's suspended right now. Yeah, yeah,
we smoke the ray should I might call her in.
I might call her the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
She in a little in school suspension right now. She
was talking reckless two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
We had to.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, Lo, Ray's good. Don't worry y'all. She's not off
the show. She's just you know, she's a lady. So
lady's gonna take more time off than us. Could they
be havy? They be going through some bullshit and she
getting married right now. She got a lot of shit
going on. Ray, It's a great season. I'm like her facts,
but we do have my brother in the building. Sir
Kevin Dean ak A full seven Kevin aka Orlando Colorithian

(03:48):
aka motherfucking the the thunder from I'm trying to I'm
trying to rob some shit with Saint Cloud.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I didn't get.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Her. I have Thundering Cloud. The boy is proud from
Saint Cloud. I'll take it all like that.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I like the proud, the proud, the black and proud
from Saint Cloud. Yes, sir, all right, yo, but yeah,
let's get right back into that ship.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So are you are you gonna get defensive if I
if I give constructive criticism, if you give criticism, cool, Okay,
let's go, because I got nothing but love for you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Let's start there. I always want to give flowers.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I don't talk about it enough, and there's sometimes that
I want to Yo. Will does so much, Bro, behind
this whole dirtback persona. This dude puts this whole podcast together.
He got this whole studio, does the editing, does the producing. Host,
shows up every week, does stand up every week, and
puts out content daily. Bro, you're grinding your hustle a

(04:51):
second and none, and I look up to you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I know a lot of people wouldn't say that, or
I sound like I'm glazing. I look up to you, Bro,
I appreciate what you do. However, here we go stand up?
Can I talk to you about stand up?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Let's go. I love your stand up. I love your act.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Your act, though, is so abrasive without any type of
warning and the only and once you get into it,
I see when you get ten minutes, fifteen minutes, twenty minutes,
thirty minutes, you cook it. The more time you get,
the more love, the more lovable you become. But what
happens to og comics like yourself headliners is niggas forget

(05:31):
how to do five?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Niggas could kill for thirty, but the five is rough. Facts, Bro,
I say that a little time, my nigga.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I and me personally, I'm not too far removed from
the five because it wasn't too long ago that I
was an open micer. So a part of me feels
like I don't even have the credence to have this
conversation with you, right But another part of me feels
like I'm killing the stand up game right now. So
I mean, there's always new school in old school comics.
My style is a lot of people are like, oh,

(06:00):
this nigga is friendly, he's likable, Like he's not. He's
not problematic, so that's why people like him. I say
fucked up shit on stage. I say wild show always.
The only the reason that I get away with it.
And the thing that I tell all comics is you
gotta give them. You have to sugarcoat things first. You
got to give them a little bit of sugar and

(06:21):
then you hit them with the spice afterwards. Bro, if
you just get the laugh in the beginning, get them
say something to get women on your side.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's women specifically. I feel like if you have a.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Room full of dudes, niggas are already rocking with everything
you have to say, much like your content because you
speak facts. You're not a sip nigga. You're just like yo.
This is how it is from a male perspective. But
when you give it to the women, you automatically come
for the neck as a collective and their natural defense.
And you know this as a nigga who gets bitches

(06:54):
is to get defensive, Doug.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
So you get them.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Defensive and they don't even want to hear the rest
of your set.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I think, I think you know you're right, You're right
about that, But I also think it's regional. It's of
course because in a room full of New York winner
a hundred percent agree with that. In a room for
the New York women and a room full of because
I'm I'm gonna tell you something, I have to say
this today, all the Hispanic girls was on my body.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It was like, oh my god, we loved this so much.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That bitch wouldn't shut up in the back like they
the Spirits girls love me.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Two things could be true.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
That bitch would not shut up sometimes you gotta because
because I.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Think they were pulling back but they were engaged. Yeah,
she was the one like she wouldn't And for me, bro,
once you engage me.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
My nigga.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Comedy is, comedy is over, shows over, and now that
shows about you. And you know what, And I'm proud
of myself because I still held back like I didn't
really because I could have got ultra disrespectful. But what
I did was I looked in the back. I saw balloons.
I saw balloons. I said, oh, they're here for a party. Yeah,
because I have the powers birthday and I say, yo,
I got the power right now to fuck this whole

(07:58):
party up. And then, you know what, I also find
out bitches do that when they want to fuck you, bro,
because right after the show was over, the dude day
was we came up to me and said, yo, one
of my bitches, good one. They want to take you
home tonight. And if she came up to me, did
you see her come up to me?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I start talking to you.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Can we talk to Can we tell the audience what
what happened last night?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay? In some context, So last.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Night I come in, you know as a unique old
Tuesday night best comedy show, one of the best of
the it might be the best of the week.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Arguably, it's it's up there. I mean other ball of course,
the o G.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
But second audience they do every now and then, every
now and but I mean as far as the way,
as far as the way yours look, the look of it,
the aesthetic. It doesn't feel like Orlando, feel like you're
in Miami or New York.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's a really dope room. It's a dope set up and.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's the only comedy club that people are going there
to shake ass after Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Always beautiful.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So yeah, when you put all the elements of it
in together, it's fine. And it's not an open mic.
It is a show is different, so you can't even
compare to the other bar. It's the only showcase I
know where the majority of the room is women. So
that matters for the content and that bro I can
say much. It's always mostly women, yes, always, you do.
You do got healthy women. And there's always a gay

(09:16):
due to too sprinkled in it.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
One gay dude, two couples, but there's mostly other women.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's mostly single women, couples, a couple of couples, like
maybe two or three couples.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Single women who want to watch comedy and then they
want to shake ass afterwards.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
And so you got your couple of regulars, but it's
always new people, new women I've never seen before.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So it's a dope spot to just pull up.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
So if you and Orlando area on the two they
pull out, I'm telling you you're not gonna even if
you're not feeling the comedy. The food is fired, the
drinks fight, slab is fire, the hookah them and the
music is always fire always, And I host the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I host the hell out of it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh keV Kills, I host the hell If not for nothing,
you're gonna love keV for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
So I so I bring different comics out every week,
and this week we weren't supposed to do a show,
but I had a comic from Atlanta show up and
the weather.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Was a little shitty, but it still was like, yeah,
we had a hurricane.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
This pass had a good crowd, so I wasn't expecting
to do a real full show, but I had two
comics on the lineup and I needed to stretch out
about sixty plus minutes. So I see Will walk in
and I started getting excited to pause no homework because
I'm like, oh, yes, an extra comic and I can
throw up. And you know, I usually don't like to
ambush Will when he comes through. I'm like, hey, if

(10:31):
you want to do time, do time. But if not,
just chill and Will never oppresses me about yo yo,
let me do some time. So I'm like, hey, you've
been here the last few weeks. You want to come
on stage and rock five. It's six minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
So I get up there and it started out okay, well,
well let me say this too. When you're performing level
with the crowd, it doesn't feel like a show.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So already at a disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Already you're fighting because I started out having a fight
because I and that's another thing as a as an
almost veteran.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Comedian, I we're a little.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're a little almost narcissistic when it comes to comedy
because it's like, hey I'm up here, shut up.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, that's how it is. Like it's like and then
also like.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Older audiences for trade audience, right right, these are young people.
That's that's why I'm working on it. Because also like
when you got the state, well also when you got
the State, the platform area up and good, everybody's eyes
are on that gun. Say when your eye level, some
people probably didn't even see that you're up there, Like

(11:35):
You're just standing up there with a mic. It doesn't
feel like comedy to me, feel like I'm doing spoken word.
So already I got to get in the mood of
the aesthetic of the room, right, So I get up there,
and I didn't even immediately get into I said. At first,
there was some girls in the back that was checking
out some girls ass, so that was kind of cool,
and I'm and I told the girl to come.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
In the middle.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Then I dissed her because the ass was trash and.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You got the laugh for that, which is crazy, but
it's cool.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, it was trash because because it was like, oh yo,
let me see that ass. Okay, it's kind of long.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, they was going it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
They was like they was. I was like, oh, I
got to see this ass as it was trash.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It was narrow and long. But the girl was fuckable
for sure.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Super baddie that works there, and she's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all the girls who work there's cool.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
So then I get you got the first joke off.
Everybody laughed, said.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then I get into my set, and then I
did half of the joke. And when I at first
they didn't get it, I'm like, Okay, usually I don't
even got to explain that joke because it's so it's
it's the wording, it's the verd because it's like if
she's getting fat or she's being fat. Yeah, and I
had to explain and like, Okay, that's a dude's joke.

(12:42):
It's like us these type of people.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
If you have a room of seventy five percent men,
and you start explaining to men like how I don't
want to be with a girl if she got fat, right, right,
But once every dude is going to relate to that
because they'd be like, yo, yes.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
But typically when I break it down, I even get
the women.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
No, boy, women are automatically gonna get defensive and coddle right,
because what happens is what happens is I look around
the room.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Trust me, I'm very aware of who's there. I'm all right,
there's fat girls here. So I have to be very
I have to be very calm with this shoke because
I don't care if you get offended. But if you're
in the audience and you're fat, I don't want to
offend you.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't care if you get offended. I want you.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't want you to be offended. I don't want
you to misconstrued. I don't care if you offend people, right, right, right,
as long as the joke is funny. So the punch
the end of that joke is so good, but you
gotta sit through it, right, And that's the thing about comedy,
and that's what.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
And then before I can even get.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
To the meat and potatoes of the joke, the girl
said something, and I said something back to her, and
now she's up. Now she's up, and now she's standing
next to me. What you didn't know is that she
had done that. She did that to you, she did
that to me.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
At the inning of the show, when as soon as
I opened the shaw, I was like, y'all, thank y'all
for coming out to Nico, she was like, what is
this karaoke?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I want to sing? That night?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
She was already talking and abrasive and obnoxious. So I
checked her, but I do it in a nice way.
I'm like, oh, okay, yo, you cute. Oh you a
little bit ghetto. Oh you talk too much? Okay, go
sit down, you know, And then I check her in
a respectful And there's two different types of teachers, right,
there's a type of teacher that's gonna slow walk you
to the tension. And there's the type of teacher that's
gonna shut you.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Down right away, right because I also saw her do
that to you right before I came there.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
She was on your shoulder up there with the mic.
You was nice to her.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
She did it to Austin, yes, And I'm like, I'm
already preparing jokes for this bitch.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
But then when I look back there and I saw
the birthday party, I held back because I didn't. I
already had jokes made up for her, right, Yeah, I
can call the bitch big hero six.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
With a blondie because she had the little head and
the big body. Bro. I called the bitch bay Max.
I had all types of shit ready for.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I already told her she looked like the fat girl
that said that she was j Jackson on Friday. I
was like, Yo, you know the girl was who was
on the phone with Smokey talking about she looked like
Jeded Jackson, bro.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And she did Son and she smelled bad. Oh she
musty Yo.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
She had the sweat coming down, and it's like, yo, bro,
either she's drunk.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But you know what this goes back to what you
talked about last.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Week entitled entitled Narcissistic. I was talking about batties last week.
This girl wasn't even a batty bro women is they're
right like she kind of like, uh uh no. But
the baddies don't do that. They're not rude.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
They just do things to get attention to themselves. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
A lot of times the baddies there, it's not even malicious.
They think that they're helping the show.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like I know, I know that's right, and they're like, yo,
shut up about that too. But I'm proud of myself
for two things. Two things.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm glad I gave that girl about maybe fifteen percent
of mind.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You showed her grace. One bro showed I was yo,
bro nigga, and I said, you know what I'm not.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm not the Hellina. Yeah, this is why I hell back.
I'm not the headliner. And this is a showcase. This
is not open mic. I gotta respect my boy's room.
I'm not gonna do dirt bagshit because I walked this
whole section, because it ain't just you, it's your whole crew.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, everybody's gonna get it. The old lady
everybody had that.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
She had her grandma there.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I saw the older lady, I saw the balloons. I said, oh,
it's a birthday party. Let me pull back. This girl
is just being a bitch, the one she's gonna be
a bitch by herself.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
The one thing that I have to say, fuck this bitch. However,
I do agree with one of her points. You came
out there and came at a fat women right in
a room full of women, and then you doubles in
a room full of fat women in a room full
of fat women. So there are so the fat women
are gonna feel uncomfortable, and the skinny women, naturally are

(16:50):
gonna run and try to have like a savior complex.
They're gonna try to coddle the fat women like, oh no,
it's okay. And then what does it even further to
ostracize the crowd more? You bring up pregnant women and
post part up. So now you lose one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Of your feet. But that's the thing, you know, bro.
But but anywhere, if I'm performing at a big show,
yeah that's my killer joke. Yeah that's my killer bro. Like,
but at a comedy show, people are listen. I listen,
I've cut from the Corey Hokum cloth produced O nail Cloth.
I'm one of those guys, like one of the I'm
one of those guys. So you really got to Like

(17:25):
you said, I'm not a five minute comic, bro, I'm
a I'm a thirty minute hour comic. So I tell stories.
My bits are fifteen minutes long. So it's like, you
gotta get to the meeting like that payoff, poff, all
of the abuse you took to get to the point, right,
So it's like, it's like, this is a joke. This
is not And that's what I had to know. You
only had fun, that's what. But that joke I could have,

(17:46):
I could have. I was a compression and I was
getting to it. But once she did that.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm like, yeah, now I gotta leave feeling this way.
But the quties, yeah, long, the quts at the end
was on me.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
They gave they gave me love, and they're pretty privileged
to right, that's pretty privilege on your part.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, no, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about you.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
You're an attractive dude, no homo, So they're gonna like
you no matter what you did. You went up there
and argue with a bitch and for five minutes and
then the busser broke plates during your set.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Bro that was crazy, I said, what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I hope I'm not fucking and that whole time, thinking
about the headliner, I'm like, damn, I'm pretty much like
his photo features, Like damn, I don't want to kill
his dude shit. So I'm like, let me just get
I said, I don't even think I did five. I said,
let me get out of here because I don't want
to kill this do shit. And then let me tell
you about this nigga right here, right what do I do?
So afterwards he's consorting with the I see this nigga

(18:37):
bringing this bitch shots Paul dancing with him.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'm like, they shot. I brought one shot.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I gotta constantly come out of pocket for the for
the women that will offends at my shows. Because what
you're not understanding is, yes, I'm your friend and i'm
your boy, but I'm also the producer and runner of this.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
You know what keV leaves out. keV gets into it
with people time too. But because keV has a more
uh not a less abrasive approach, it may seem like,
you know, keV gets into way more confrontation.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Way more well comedy, you're the host. But I don't
have a problem that you get into it.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah yeah, but yeah man, that that was nasty last night,
and I I must say, the old me would have
been in my fields.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I guess that's I guess that shows growth as.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
A comedian because there's no when I was, Yeah, when
I was when I guess that's an insecurity of your
own craft, right, because if I was insecure with my craft,
I would have been a shell all night, like oh
but e from winning the Boot it gotta been like
this one. That wasn't a rough set. It's like it
wasn't a set at all, and I dealt with a bit.

(19:48):
It wasn't even like the audience for per se. I
felt the detention. But that's also great because that's like
in my head, like, oh, they don't even know how
the shit gonna end.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, yeah, they on edge, they're waiting.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I love it. I love it, and that's what I
I didn't. I guess that's what I got from watching
Corey Corey hol come in patrisea O'Neill, because when you
get to that punchline, you're like, and when you bring
it home, they can breathe again. Because even with that, right,
the women in the audience, even if they don't like
what you said, they're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like, damn, he's kind of right.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
And that's all I want. You don't gotta you don't
even gotta find it funny.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Because that's the thing people think, because people ain't the
greatest comics don't got people he me slapping laughing the
whole set.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
They only laughing at the punchline. For the most part.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
You're sitting there engaging, and that's all I want.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I guess for me, I was I. I had different
expectations in my mind. I brought the level up to
a high and then Austin brought it to a still,
and I was like, yo, I'm gonna throw uh my
nigga will In to bring it back up for this
headline there, and you was like, hey, fat bitches, get
your ship together.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's not what I said, but hey, yo, fat bitches,
stop being fat, all right?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So the joke, I'm gonna get a beginning of the joke.
Beginn joke, I say, coming there, I'm down, and this
is I'll get the women on my side because I'm saying, yeah,
I had a rough day. I had to break on
my girl today, and they're like, oh right, so I
brought him down. I'm doing them on an emotional roller coaster.
And then I say, yeah, you know, we went out
to eat and as her foods coming to the table,

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she starts to dance and they're like they giggle, like
what okay, Yeah, that's just telling me she's gonna be
fat one day.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
M hm. And now they're like, okay, where's this going, right?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, And then when I start to break it down
and then bring it back, it's like, Okay, I get
what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, that whole first part, yeah is great.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
But the lottery immediately engaged. I'm like, they shut up off.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
She let you go for a little while, she let
you go for two three minutes. Let me get my
ship off. Man.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Hey, I will say this, I'm always happy to see
you an there's always a spot.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
And I'm always in the building every week. Yeah, I
appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
If you ever want to.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Pull up, y'all got something to say, niggas, it's a
very good time.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
It's a good time. We got what we got on
the doctor today.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, this is I'm glad I brought up I'm glad
I brought up Corey Hoakum because I told you I
want to talk about this.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know if any of y'all ever know what
my bad. I don't know if any of y'all know
what dirty macking is. It's a nasty game.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Bro. You know what, i'n tell you something, keV.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Any time I've ever in my life heard something negative
about myself, it always came from a guy.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I've never had a like, I've had bitches talk about
me in a sense to where I did something to them. Yeah,
but they don't be like, oh, he's a bomb broke nigga.
They say, oh he's a dog, he not ship, he
got a girl and he be cheating, all right, whatever
you're supposed to say that.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
There's no backlash of that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
But I've had dudes bro like literally, and this is
the thing with dirty mackin.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
These dudes wear the cloak of protector.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Can you define dirty mackin? Dirty mackin is when you.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Want a certain girl and you're you have malicious intent
to sleep with this woman.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
You want to back her and the other niggas in
the way.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And you use you don't you throw dirt on the
other guy in order to flirt to back in order
to back. But the thing about it is these niggas
try to be so covert with it and they don't
even realize they dirty mackin. Oh yeah, they don't even
have a savior complex, right, bro, And it's like they
use it out yo.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
They act like they care about the big nigga.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
You don't care, bro, You just want to fuck too, right,
You don't care because but they think they think that
friend zone is an expiration date on it. And tell
you something, dickheads, there is no expiration on the friend zone. Son, No, nigga,
you made her feel like a friendly And let me
say something. Once you dirty mac, most women they just
gonna cut me off.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
But you staying in friend zone money.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Sometimes the friend zone, nigga, if you higgs out there
long enough, could back the bets.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah. But yeah, but he also not dirty macking.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, he just in the friend zone and he's he's
got his eyes on the prize.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
You know what type of dirty back happens to me?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
A lot niggas will see a girl that I'm that
I'm with, or I hooked up with, or I backed,
and she'd be a tent and she's a joint right,
And in their mind they're like, yo, if four oh
seven Kevin could back that that, then.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I could probably back that.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
So they come over to Shorty talking about like, Yo,
you know this nigga's always on Instagram live calling women
hos and doing stuff like he's kind of like really misogynistic.
I can't believe you would an I can't believe you
would align your Yeah, Niggas like that need to be
punching the face.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Bro. I had a shorty that I was dealing with.
We broke up.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
She used to come to show, she used to pop out,
and he wasn't even a comic, he was just an
audience member. Fan found her on Facebook and was like, yo,
I can't believe you were his girlfriend. He's like his
whole persona, his whole brand is so like anti women,
and she was like, yeah, I know, but he's not
really like that behind the off the camera blah blah blah.
She's like, okay, whatever, whatever makes you feel better, and

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he like trying to leave it at that. It's like,
you know, if you try to fuck my girl, just
say you're trying to fuck my girl.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Bro, ain't no.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Reason to call me misogynist because I know you're cool
with a lot of girls.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, but I don't think I just personally don't think
you got a lot of girlfriends. I think you fuck
them before.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I smashed the past, But I
don't have a lot of like female friends that I'm
just like KEI keying with.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Because and this is just my thought process, I don't
believe in platonic friendships because here's the thing. There's there's conditions. No,
actually there's one condition. Long as the guy's not attracted
to her, it's botanic. That's it, long as the guy's
not Because because at any given moment, even if we
are cool, if you make that phone call to me,

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it's three.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
In the morning, yeah I'm about it.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
If I think nigga say that all the time, like
all the dudes that you think are your friends, just
text them like yo, I want to give you some pussy.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
And also does it does the nature of the friendship
change once? Once you got a boyfriend, right, then that's
not your friend. I keep a lot of platonic female friends.
But I'm honest with them, and I'm honest with everybody
up front. It's a power place.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's not a power place, it's a it's a necessary
move for me. If you keep bad females around you
when you go out in public, you're going to attract.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Other females to come by.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
So rather than me trying to burn bridges with this
girl who I may or may not be able to
sleep with, I'd rather keep you for as a friend.
Now I got bitches around for one, my niggas come through.
There's extra bitches. But then I wouldn't use the word friend.
Then they're friends, they're not girls. I'm fucking okay, so
anybody who I'm not fucking.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
And also there's other conditions I left out.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
There's the girls you knew all your life, those those
girls you just can't even see your right. But like
it would never go there because like I got girls
I knew all my life. Like it's like like you
my cousin almost like I got girls like that, my friends.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Girls. I was just about to say, like my boys,
that's off limits.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
So even if it's his ex or his mother, like
I'm not I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
If it's his ex, I don't consider her really a friend.
But if they're together, like we're cool, we're cool.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
But by here's mine right, Like you get a girl
right and it's your girl, like y'all committing relationship.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Bro, I'm never contacting.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I have no reason to be in her phone, in
her like if the only reason I would talk to
her is if I I'm playing in a birthday party.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
For you, there's no reason to even talk to me.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I find it very sneaky when I get a girlfriend
and I see I have friends like following her nasty
because after we break up, you still following her. So
what you finna do you finnah sliding her DM type ship?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
And also it depends, it depends on the relationship, like
this is this like a jump if this ain't your girl?
We've been together for years and you got a girl,
and I got a girl and you follow her, I'm
not really looking at that right in a way. But
if you if you a snake nigga like me, if
you out here bagging on a Friday Saturday night and
you following my girl we've been together for two months,
I'm thinking that you about to creep on her dms

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when we have to fight.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, is it? Is it the girl you don't trust? Well?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Like this right, because it's it's weird with this because
girls say it all the time. Oh I don't trust
I don't trust her. It's really you don't trust me?
Because if you think I control whether sex gonna take
place and I stuck up boma dick out.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
So who what is you really don't trust? I can't
speak for women. I can only speak for me. I'm
never mad at the dude. I never it's our name,
never to back bitches, and you're only as good as
the girl life.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
The only time I be mad one if he knew
and it has to be my boy, or he has
to disrespect me. If you got a dirty mac, yeah
you no no, no no no no, I expect him
the dirty mac. Okay, if I'm sorry, I disrespect me directly,
like like yo, fuck you bitch, yetta do that. But

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if you fuck my girl and I don't know you,
I'm mad at show bro. I'm never mad probably like
why why I'm not?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I'm never mad at the god bro. I almost like
girls more when they have a boyfriend. That's like less
time that you have for me.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Listen, I don't need a lot of time. Niggering is
a thing and it's no stress.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
But why would that? Why would anybody want to be
a Maine?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
If you could be a side, why would I want
to take you out to fucking puta khana and trips
and vacation and flowers and ship. Only only thing to
side that can do it is fucking I'm taking I'll
take you out to dinner, I'll take you out to
a show. You could be my plus one out of
comedy show and I'm fucking and that's it, and I'm
sending you home.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Speaking of that, we got to come up with a Listen,
I want to do it on the show. I'm gonna
do it on the show, and I'm gonna I have
to redo my list of top five female cheaters.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I haven't done that in a while. Occupation wise, Yeah, okay,
occupation one, I think I got.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I I redid it because there's some more I added
on it.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
We're gonna do it on the show, and that's gonna
be a good one.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I gotta show you right now that comes to my show,
That comes to Anka on Tuesday as a whole man
has a has a kid, brings another bitch with her
always down for the menage twelve, and her man is
on some like like, Yo, what's going on with this nigga?
This nigga sweet? This nigga gay? And she's like, yeah,
I think he's gay, and and I'm like, yep, he nigga,

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it's giving nigga fucking his bitch.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Bro, Yo, you know what's crazy? Son?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Even if you don't know that you're girls who you're
girl cheating on you with, I.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Feel like you gotta know how you don't.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Know if you got a bitch you who like, because
I don't most women can't pull that off like that,
like like like.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
You now, women are deceptive, bro, I understand that. Bro.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
If you gotta all right, let's pla like this a
living girlfriend. Oh yeah, a living I'm not talking about
related that about a nigga I don't trust. And if
I'm fucking with a girl and and we call each
other relationship, but she.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Lives somewhere else, I don't trust that.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't have that that that that that that uh
that wherever.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Thought to be like yeah, I know, my bitch I think.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
The niggas put themselves in denial because they're cheating too.
So they're just like oh if I or or they're
hyper focused, they're like, oh I cheat too, so everything
everything feels like a cheat.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I'm parents everything is true. Shorty.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
One time came through the crib. It was like four
in the morning, and he's calling her, like, Yo, where
you asked? He's like, Yo, the uber is taken forever
to get here. Nigga, it's four in the boardy.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
She let me tell you something? When I was younger,
I used to get turned on, like how to show
to you who had a whole husband?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Nigga?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, anytime a nigga would call, ill tell it pick off. Yeah,
and I fucking a while he on the phone.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Bro, that's that's just just It's like and now I
think about that and I'm like, that's so mean. Yeah,
that's so dirty, Like I'm and I do it just
a thrust, yeah, and I it is dickhead on the phone,
like Yo.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
What you doing? Like why are you still over there?
Like what's going on? Nigga?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
She got a dick in her, Bro. She talked me
about something. Oh yo, me and homegirl got into a fight.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I'm talking about bent over at fully arched nigga, I'm
over her legs open, froggying her so she arch back
ass and A on the phone with this nick Yeah yeah,
listening to the R and B and got's trifling and yo, bro.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I should get to the phone.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I'm like, yo, you oh then one time, look at
this audacity she was going through it with him.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Call me.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I'm like, yo, you know I'm not the guy to call, right, Yeah,
I'm fucking you?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
How you Yeah? I think he got somebody? Yo, who
are you talking to right now? You want me to
have empathy for you?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Foul?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
You ain't ship yo, They always want you to have sympathy.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
None, none, you know, we fuck right? Like how how
I'm I feel bad that you got cheated on. You've
been cheating for months, for months.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
And they try to justify what he'd been doing it.
Surely you didn't have to do it. You could have
just broke up with him.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
There's no accountability. Bro.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
You know what's crazy when they get off the phone
with they man and then they be mad about the
shit that he's doing, Like, yo, I can't believe he's
blowing me up like this, This nigga don't trust me
at all?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
What do you mean, don't trust you? You at my
house fucking me right now at four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, but he doesn't know that. He don't know, bro,
the lack of accountability. Let me tell you something, sir,
if my girl live with me.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
First of all, there's a depending on the city you
live in, there's few places you can go and be
there at four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
On no Lat's calling, Orlando's at two. Y'all, Bro, you're.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
At a niggas and if you're at the Aftes as
some grown ass woman pack you up.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
If you're at the Afteres and I call you, I
should be able to hear the Aftes in the background.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
It's a quiet place you or.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I gotta hear a restaurant like like you know, I
get like, you know, after the club you go out
to eat sometimes yeah, yeah, yeah, oh waffle house and
you go to get a yeah yeah, I get all that.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Where's your homegirls? Your homegirls ain't in the background talking?
Why is it completely quiet?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
And then also I got to the point to where
I don't focus on anything that a woman is doing,
I don't focus on it.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I'm going to sleep, son. Yeah, I'm a nigga. I'm
not waking up three thirty, not laying next.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm not doing all that. Bro. I'm over that. Bro.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I don't like the women's intuition line, but it did
happen to me one time.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I had men's intuition. Let's give it, let's get into it.
Let's get into it. Bro. I'm never I've never beaten
the sassy charges body for life. Yo.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I was just started talking to it shorty and we
were out that night. We went to a show together
and I was like, hey, I got I got a
thing in the morning. I can't stay out tonight. She said, hey,
I'm gonna stay out. I'm gonna hang out with the people. Afterwards,
I was like, all right, Bet'm gonna see I'm gona
tak you late.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Did she know the people? She knew the people?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
It was it was our people were I can't say
too much, but we're part of the same case, all right.
So I'm like, all yo, you know, it's a new thing.
But like she's she's a trustworthy person.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I went far, so far went home around eleven o'clock,
went to sleep. It's like two twenty five in the morning,
and she usually calls me on her way home from
the event. She lived like she lived some time, some
some space away. So it's like two twenty five.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I wake up. I'm like, yo, I haven't heard from her.
What's going on? And I yo.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Right before I woke up, I was having nightmares like crazy,
I could hardly sleep like and just random random chaos
of my nightmare.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
So I call her real quick to twenty five. She
don't pick up. I'm like, all right, maybe she's home,
maybe she's sleeping.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
She calls me back at two thirty seven, so like
seven minutes later, some of you.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Know, I'm in the car. I'm driving home right now.
I had a good night. I was like, oh, what
was you up to? She was like, oh, you know,
I just chill with the comics and join with the people.
I'm out. I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Fast for found out that she was getting dicked down
at that to the exact moment that I called her,
The exact moment that I called her dick down.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Bro. The intuition, the intuition is so strong, you know,
no Bro. I don't think that's as intuition.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
No, No, I just think that's she broke her routine,
that's all. It's just logic, No, just a routine like
like like bro. And that's what women don't understand. It's
not intuition. It's no such thing as that, like, because
it's not that one sided.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
That's the way it works. You're a creature of habit
bright exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Women think women be thinking like intuition is like some
some some fucking divine in bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, I do the same thing all the time, and
now I'm not doing it. I'm act of character. It's
not intuition. But I know what you.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I called it. It's crazy. It's crazy how ship were
out full circle. But in that moment I was sick.
I would say. I was like, no, this can't be
not my baby, that that is. But then yeah, that
is crazy. We'll leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Let's get it too the dirty mac of Ship because
speaking of comics getting dirty macked, uh, Coreyokum told the
story about a very famous comedian that we know of.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Why does he have arm but he break both arms?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Niggas get niggas, get arthritists, and Ship nigga.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's I've never seen two. Yeah, nah, niggas go.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Through a midlife crisis and start trying to make new
fashion styles and show no koyokum be dressing.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Wow, I don't know if you know he dresses insane now, yeah,
he probably all the way to his His opener followed,
I talked this open in his last show, and he
really funcks me heavy, that's what. But my goal is
my goal is to like feature and work with Corey Bro.
That's I can see him. That's my guy, bro. But anyway,
look at this.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Whether don't get mad at me because I want him
to come on myself. But I gotta tell story. Comedian
Gary Owens he had a feature act that he had
traveling with him for years and years. Long story short.
This feature act, who Gary put money in his pocket

(38:18):
for years and years and years was an inferior. Not
because he was the feature, it's just he was never
that good. So do you know what this This? Told
Gary Owens wife about it, and.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
One of the things that happened during my divorce was
one of my openers just completely through me under the
bus fired him three years ago and he called him
my ex started talking he told her about girls that
I was doing on the road and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I go, a, dude, didn't it crazy?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
That's the shit I'm talking about, bro? And you know
what's crazy about that? Like Corey Systems that we didn't
touch on. Niggas do that out of pure jealousy, bro?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Like they don't.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It's like it's like you can't like like she don't
out of family one like that that you should try
to do that to me. And I'm like, yo, bro,
I don't care how much we look alike.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I'm me.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
She's not gonna fuck you, like like you telling her
negative shit about me is not gonna make her do
anything with you.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
That's that's not even dirty mackint.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I feel like dirty mackin is that you're trying to
bag afterwards.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That's just pure hate. It's like, well dirty mackett is
That's what it is dirty. It's like you're you're dirty part,
but it's not the Macin part.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's not Mac.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
What's the feature trying to fuck Gary Owens? No, So
he's just doing it for jealousy.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
It definitely wasn't dirty Mackin. That definitely was.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, he just did some grimy ship niggas like that, Bro,
need to be put in. I don't know if you've
seen game with niggas need to be flogged, Bro, Like
when you do that, your man car gets completely revoked.
Like you're a whole nigga for that son. And see
there's a lot of uh uh uh quarrels and fights
out between guys like that. But you know from the

(40:08):
when the woman tells it, it looks like they're fighting
over her.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
That's not what Yeah over here, principal, Bro, I got
dirty max so bad by my best friend, and it's
crazy that we were still boys to this day.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I'm a I'm a good.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Nigga because the amount of grace that I have for niggas, right, Bro.
I used to go to church and I used to
bag at church, all right, I was bro. I was
a like best place bags high school and a little
bit out of high school, I was like one of
the youth leaders and I would be a part of
the programs after school programs. Yeah, and it'd be mad

(40:44):
like female volunteers, other people like and we got close.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
We were like a community. Right.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
So there's this one baddie who came in and you
could tell like she wasn't on the church program. She
was like, she's giving it up in her private life,
but she's trying to get on the right path. So
I saw talking to her at an event and we
start kicking it mad shit in common. She's like, oh,
I like some of the shit that you like. I'm like,
all right, bet hey, I'm gonna take you out this weekend.
Let's go out. I'm walking with my man to the

(41:10):
car and I was like, yo, I just talked to
so and SO like, Yo, I think she's feeling me.
I'm gonna take her out this weekend. He's like, oh, Yo,
that's cool. Yo.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
He was like, yo, I think she's so fucking hot.
I was like, I would love to back that. And
I'm like, yo, I'm gonna let you know how it goes.
My nigga wap them up. I was like, Yo, I
gotta go to work. I'm gonna link with you after
work today. After work today, I told him, I told
him that my best friend.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I was like, I'm gonna hit you when I get
out of work.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
She texted me and she hit me up on some
like while I'm at work during my ship like what
do you think about John. Let's say, my best friend's
name is John. What do you think about John? I'm like,
he's my best friend.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
What do you mean? He's cool as fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
She's like, I don't know. He just hit me up
on something like, Yo, let's chill today. And I didn't know,
knowing you at work.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
No, I'm at work. I can't do nothing about it.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
She's like, yeah, he just hit me up on something
like let's chill today, Like what do you think? Like,
do you like, do you recommend that chill with him?
And I was I was like nah, I mean, at
the end of the day, do your thing. It's up
to you. It's it's cool. I'm working. I can't talk
right now. And then she text me back a little
bit later like, Hey, I'm not going to hang out
with him. I feel like you feel a way about it,
so I just want to I want to let you know, like,
out of respect for you, we're not gonna chill. I'm like, okay, cool,

(42:15):
and I text him. I'm like, Yo, I'm about get
out of work, nigga, I heard you did some foul shit.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
He was like yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know,
Like I fucked up a little bit, but we didn't chill.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
So like, don't think nothing of it, nigga. No, bro,
it goes on, it gets curi nigga.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
So I ended up taking that shorty out as playing
that weekend, Like, yo, I took her. I took her
out to Bjay's brew House and I'm like twenty one
at the time, so this is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
We're getting steak and.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Wine and shit, like she ordering red Wines dessert and
at the end of the night, she was like, Yo, honestly,
I really want to fuck you. You look really good tonight,
but I feel bad. I feel guilty. I want to
be I want to come clear with you. I did
chill with John that day that we talked and he
beat he fucked.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Wow, he fucked. And the day she says she wasn't
gonna show, she actually did.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
She did chill the day that she was like, out
of respect for you, I'm not gonna link up with
this nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
He told her to say that.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
He told her to get it off, to get it
off the trail, to get me off the tracks. Oh
that's so fucked yo. On some like, hey, we just chilling.
Nothing's gonna happen. Oh my god, bust it open for
the nigga and we all go to church together, mind you,
we like praising and worshiping during the week. I'm telling him, like, Yo,
I'm that excited about this date. She's a joint, she's

(43:33):
a baddie. He's like, Yo, that's crazy, son. He let
me take this bitch out wine and diner, spend one
hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
On the check.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
And then she's like, hey, I could kiss you. I can't,
Like we could make out a little bit, but I
feel weird. I just had sex this week with your
best friend, and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fuck
you because you know, I don't want to be considered
a hope.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I don't want you to.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Think of me as Oh and then I'm just the
whole car ride. I just got the straight face, like, yeah, okay,
what I understand. She's like, are you mad? Like if
you're mad, he could just drop me off. I'm like, bitch,
I already paid for dinner, like at least like.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
At least suck my dick cat Hey yo.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
So and then I dropped her off and went straight
over to this nigga's house and I'm like, Yo, what
the fuck is up?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Bro? Crazy nigga. Son. That's so it's like, bro, if
you beat the bitch, I want.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yea cool, cool son. Don't have me out here looking stupid. Bro,
me looking That's the thing I don't like, son, Niggas.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Listen, I got a story like that in Brooklyn, Son,
this ship I was fucking with.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I didn't know her. She's from a different hood, but
I saw in my in my club. I was in
we and we had our club house was a club
and my.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Man owned it. Right.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
They knew her because they from that area. So I
bagged I met over there in that club, so I
knew them.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Niggas knew her. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
So I started fucking with have I'm beating whatever, take
a her out and bringing her to the club with me.
She's like she always. She's with me for a couple
of weeks. Yeah, so as my man. Son, if you
know a chick, get down a certain way.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Son, I'm not in love, son, it ain't that.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
This is just she living around here. I told her
to come through. We're gonna beat and I'm gonna go
my way. My nigga, what's worse than you beating my
bitch as you beating my bitch and having me.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
In public with walking her around.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Bro, not only did the d he beat, they all
they ran it. They ran trains on her son and
bro yr niggas is laughing at Bro. When I say
I came to the club, I called a meeting. I said, Yo, son,
let me tell you niggas something. Yea, I might not
know me that well, but I like sudden respectfully. I
will slap each in every one of you niggas to
protect my dignity. I don't do holes. Bro, I'm flying

(45:52):
all you niggas like, and I know that probably they
gotta I gotta rise out of that. I should see
them like crack a little jokes and like my niggas
laughing because I'm always joking.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I didn't think it was like, I'm like, yeah, niggas ran.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Train shots crazy because I don't have I don't love her.
It's it's not a thing about you gotta looking crazy.
You see how Shorty revealed it to you. That's why
I said it. Don't beat the bitches that be foul,
It be the niggas.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Because she started liking me and she's under the assumption
saying that I know because she's like, you know what,
I know eventually it's gonna come out.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Let me tell him.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
She goes, Listen, I got a trunk one night, and
you know, I was dead with your with such and such,
we had sex, and then like two more of them
and we had it.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
They all fucked me, and I'm like, oh, have a
nice life.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
The type of time over Like, no, please, I said, shorty, listen,
I respect you for telling me, but there is no
way I'm continuing this.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
This is crazy. This is over with.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
My problem is like you taking her out and whined,
like showing her around the same thing with me.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I took this bitch to dinner.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
I could have just brought Apparently I could have this
nigga just invited her over and smashing the same day
I'm out here paying for fucking cream crem brewlet and
fucking cabernet.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
This niggabuying motherfucking flavoring bit. What you want? The orange
s thiggabout the tap beard.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Find the crab. I got the root beer. I basket her.
I basked it up to mix the Crown Royal with
the root beer. They charged to me prev of dollar.
I'm like, yeah, what's the piece of sizes y I got?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Let me get the.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Niggas like, yo, could you turn the game? I think
you got a specific the biggest CV for us. She's like,
I want to pick Levionade. They're like, oh, we only
have raspberry. She's like, no, I'll take the strawberry. We
only have raspberry. She asking for specific. Ship out here
at BJ's, Nigga.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Nah, so, y'all got your hands wrapped around each other
to ice cream, eating the fucking the fucking brownie with
the ice cream, and ship for me to take you
to BJ's and then you not give me a BJ
and BJ's facts and bjs ain't cheat nigga, No, no,
and b just got a nice aesthetic Brodj's is a
fly ass date nigga, and it's not like so well known,
like he's an out right but you could impress a

(48:02):
bitch with BJ's. I think it's only one because it
a standalone. I don't know there's one in Millennia and
there's one in the Loop Parkway. I love DJ. I'm
not shipping on BJJ. It ain't top tier, but it's great.
The burgers, everything is good. I call it a cheesecake
factory Jr.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
It got a I think there might be a little
better than factory. They got the same style menu, it's
a book. They got a bunch of drinks special and
it's huge.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Bro. The Puzuki's match the fire cheesecake, Yo Fire.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I would recommend a nigga on a budget if he's
trying to impress a girl, but he's not trying to
go all out.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
BJ is a good entry level restaurant, Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Like you said, a lot of people don't know about it.
It's a good spot. But yeah, Son, And that's the
thing that guys don't get. They will write it off as, oh,
this nigga man, because I fucked this bitch.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I don't care, Bro, I don't care. I care that
you had me looking stupid. My nigga, we could have
both sucked her. I would have been cool, Like, I
don't have a problem with that. You know how many
times I told niggas that. But it's like, yo, my nigga,
if you're gonna beat Son, because if I beat cheeks
of a shure that you fuck with, I'm telling you
right after I'm done, my nigga, Like nigga. You might
not want to because I'm telling you right now, I

(49:11):
bust ass. But see and this and look, this is
what you know. Nigga a bitch too, because real niggas
ain't sunsa say nothing like if I beat, if you're
gonna run to the girl right after I tell you
I beat, I'm back in it, you know, back in
the day. So I remember this chick out here bro
named Bridget. I'm saying her fucking name, niggas I've been
looking for. She was one of the baddest things smoking.

(49:31):
And you know this is long ago. She worked at
k Mart years ago. So we's at the register and
me and my man we were buy something and then
were buying some shit out of the kmart and she's
the cashier and I mean, yo, this girl was fucking
trop dead gorgeous. So I told you this about me.
I don't do the cold bag. But she's looking at

(49:53):
me but kind of looking away. So my man is
a sniper. He's like, oh, nah, I'm on that.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm on.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I know you're looking at I'm on that. Though niggas
ain't say, I'll say something, so he said something, but
I Peter looking at me the whole time. He gets
her phone number, and then she wrote, remember this is
back when you write numbers down.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
This is before like cell phones is official.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Like that you took the number. He took the number. Okay,
so then, but mind you, he lived with his mom.
I got my own crib, so this nigga got to
bring visits to my credit to fuck on the couch.
So I already looked like the man in her eyes.
I got the townhouse, I got the upstairs. So he
beat a couple of times he brought it. He fucking
for like a couple of weeks. But one day the
paper he left, he left. He left her number on
my table. I called her that night and I'm like, yo,

(50:34):
what's up Bridges? She was like, who is this? Everybody's
my name is? If you ever hear somebody call me love,
that's my name. That was my name for years before Diddy,
that was it was you. Yes, I'm the original love.
Anybody know that I'm the original love.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
He was about to get locked up anyway, You're about
to be your name. So I called her up my
yo soup. She was like, oh, no, cares say my
nigga name?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Oh he might get mad, I'm like, I mean, yes,
it's not your man, nothing like I mean, if you
want to chill, yeah, not coourse respect. She was like, yeah, right,
I'm went got him with the Blockbuster video.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
That's how longo this was got a movie. We go
to my.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Room beat, I'm beat, and I'm like, yo, I know
this nigga. And then I don't know if she's shitting
on them, but nigga, she's in. She's loving the dick
like cause I'm like, I'm I'm inter, I'm eating out.
I'm wilding on her ship. He can't get the comfortable
fuck I could get because I'm in my room on
my bed, this nigga fucking on my couch and he's
in danger of me coming downstairs or whatever, Like you.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Gotta be a little bit quiet, you gotta be respect.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
No, I'm wilding at her ship. I'm wilding at her ship.
So she's I wore her out the whole night, and
she was like, you're gonna tell him. I'm like, I'm
like I should. I She was like, well, he ain't
really none of his business, that's not my man. Blah
blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Of course I told him the next day, I call
it you.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I think I'm letting it right now, Nigga, you left
shorty number.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I'm like, Yo, what's bridging? And i'd be like, I
give you a number, nigga, that's me. I'm like, well, nigga,
I got it and I used it and it went down.
He like, word, son, I'm like a nigga.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I told you. If I catch your slipping, I'm on her.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Told you I was gonna get her right, So I'm like, yo,
my nigga, but yo, play the game, nigga like Nia Nia,
we both good and let's tell stories about it like
that said how I was supposed to go like, were
you young in your early twenties.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And always gonna feel like that? When they took it
from that's I supposed to beat her.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
But even if it was her mind, I'm like, I
knew you got it, and I still would have continue
because it's something like he didn't live in On later
he lived at points in it, so he used to
be visiting my crib.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
So it's like, bro, like you, that's just something a joint.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
You come out here and see, I'd be tight if
it's if she's as bad as you describe her that
bad if I left the number on the bad then
and they look.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
She called him like a couple of days later and goes,
I'm sick, I don't feel well. Yo, ask that nigga
loved to help you out up on him click.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I'm like, oh, she called me. You said she wasn't
gonna say nothing. I said, I didn't say nothing.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
She's like, no, I told him I was sick and
he said, get me up. She was like, why would
he say that. I'm like, I don't know what you
told him? Trying to strip like I know what both
of y'all niggas. I'm like, damn, that's what happens when
nigga start running their mouths.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Son.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Now, niggas is gonna be way too insecure, way too
petty to let to find out another nigga beat and
not say some ship. I'm gonna do the same thing
if if Shorty asked me for help and I know
she just got digged down by my.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Man, go ahead that nigga up.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm gonna act funny and I might not even want
to fuck with her no more.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna Yeah, I don't ask me
for no favors. I might be funny style, but I'm
not gonna sabotage the cheeks for my man. Yeah, jigga,
you gotta you want a fan square this is but
this is back in the days though, Like, I don't
think I share that same sent to me now because
the whole ship don't work for me no more like

(53:45):
because that's them homie hoping ship like that, and that's
one of the wildest things chicks could do.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Like, I don't play with the friends if you like,
if you if you know that's my homie.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
You're you're we are wild bitch for that, nigga. And
I'm gonna say this real quick. Relationship is one thing.
Friendships is forever, Bro, It's forever. Don't play with my niggas, Nigga,
and a lot of my niggas don't get pussy like that,
so I know niggas be wet behind the ears. That's
why the bare minimal. If you fuck one of my

(54:19):
hole niggas, just tell me, bro, because don't have me
looking stupid, bro, because I'm gonna be mad at you.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Son.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
We're gonna have a physical altercation, yea, because what's more
than the relationship is my dignity, like, it means a
lot to me. So if I put in work and
I'm walking around to town with this ship and you know,
you beaten and you and I bring your round, Oh
so how you doing? But you fucking come on, son?
Friendships over, bro.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
If it's a random one off girl, I don't really
have a problem with it.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yah.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But there's a few seasons where, like at least once
per season I'll bring a new shorty out and everybody
knows that's my main.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
There's one in winter, one in autumn.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
If I know you, if you say, if you say
this is my girl, yeah, I know what's up.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
She's that for that period of time. It might only
be to she's still might don't holler at her. If
it's some girl that I brought to a show one
time and then I'm not showing her no more. And
then I see you, like yo, I've been trying to
holler at her.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I'll be like, yo, nigga, do your thing.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
But you know what, because we live in Florida, right,
I say this all the time, especially where we live
at women out number men ten to one.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Bro. Yeah, it's close for everybody.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It's enough for So my thing is when a nigga
try to go after your joint, it's not because he
like hers, because it's your joint.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah, that's what niggas would be feeling, like.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
He want to see if Jesus it flies you, if
you could get it, can I get it? That's that's
what it be, bro. But I don't ever have a
problem with the nigga like now, for the most part,
I'm like, yo, I'm gonna tell you what my principles are.
Don't like, don't violate, but if you do what you
gotta do, I know that niggas be so desperate to
get pussy that their dick is gonna talk for them.

(55:56):
I have a problem with women because you have discernment.
You have to have an emotional connection to a niggative
fuck for the most part, and the fact that you
fucking is an intentional move, and it feels like an
intentional disrespect. I don't even play on some play shit
like true story. I had a shorty today, Remember I
posted you on my story. I was like, yo, my
right hand shorty that I've been dealing with since middle school,

(56:19):
claimed to be the love of my life. She's like yo,
Once I once I'm ready to settle down, I'm gonna
come and get you, like we're gonna be together. What
she don't know? I was like, yo, but you have
a kid now, so I'm already never interested in. I've
already done with you. But she's on some like uh like,
she'll hit me up all the time like, hey boo,
don't get wiped up, just know that.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I'm like, I'm waiting for you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
And she hit me up today on the DMS like, oh,
who's who's that in your DMS?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Like, and I said, oh, that's one of my best friends.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
My boy will She was like he could dot dot
dot lo ol playing.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Don't see it. Don't play with me like that.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Don't fucking play with me like that, because now I'm
gonna bring you to an event. And I know that
you are checking from my man and I know my
iss a sniper. So now you can't come. Now you
can't come.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That's it, Hey, listen to show. Hey guess what now
you got uninvited from all the combats? Funny, Hey guess what?
I do comedy seven nights. But I'm a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
But I'm a loyal motherfucker. You know what I mean,
but I know you gotta go soon, my nigga. One
more thing, So let's go one more thing. This is
a little beef I got into. All right, how do
you feel about? Well, what's your You don't have animals? No,
I don't like animals. Oh this is gonna go great.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Then so I'm in an animal dude. No, okay, I
didn't think so I'm a pet dude, are you? Yes?
I didn't. I never would take you for I had
no idea, right because I'm a pet guy.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Okay, all right, So Frenchies is a sign of money,
like this is status quo thing. I think french is
a gorgeous They're the first time I've had dogs, and
I love my dogs, beautiful, beautiful Frenchies. But I got
the boy first, Louis, and I know how much I
pay for him, and then I got Snell, who's more exotic.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I'm like, I'm gonna get them. So it's Louis and Chanel. Yeah,
I got it. So I'm gonna make them so I
can make money.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
But they're animals, bro. So anyway, I'm in the beef
right now with with the cat community. Son, And let
me tell you something, bro, that's.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
A wild community. Nigga. I didn't know they got down
like that. Bro. They are very disrespectful. Son. Let me
pull this up real quick, bro, nigga, these nigga, Son, this.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Nigga be getting into it with the most rand of
the Hebrew Israel lights. Drake van nigga, you know what
you wasn't around when I got into it with the
with the car clubs, nigga.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I got into it with all the Puerto Ricas at Casimi.
That's half of those. Oh we got a nigga.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I made a video rights when I had my white
Do you remember I had the white BMW. I had
a white BMW bro and I and I got frustrated
one day and I got on video. I say, yo,
I say listen all to all the Hispanic niggas with
your little piece of shit Honda Civics and hard the
Prey losing all that and your fucking super ru wrx's
and all that, stop pulling up to me to the

(59:18):
light asking me to race. This is a luxury vehicle.
I'm not racing that piece of shit car. And I said,
I much called police or you niggas saying you know
it's not a it's no better feeling than driving to
see you niggas flipped over a mile down the road
because you're doing some dumb shit on the street.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
So I let them niggas have it.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Bro When I say I pissed off like ten thousand
of these niggas, you know we went to war. I
went to wall through, I know, so you know what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I say, your bullshit ass fucking hatchback car, the hood, black,
the doll blew.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I went in on these things. These niggas be meeting
in the public's parking lot.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I hate them, broke ass niggas. Son, I hate them niggas.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
So look, so I saw this video popper right, where's
that saw this video popped though? Right? Look at this?
Look at this? Look at this cat?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Bro Oh no no, So I left for comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
This cat looks insane. Right, No, no, it's not. It's
not cute. It look like something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
So I said this as a pet person and not
a cat person. I left, alright, I started, I left
a comedy. I said, somebody need to take home me
out his misery. It's a cat. So all of these
cat people, fuck you. You're the one who needs to die.
You're a piece of ship, bro, They went off of me.
Everything deserved the chance to live. How about someone actually

(01:00:42):
put your cat down? And I said, you know, I said,
I took it for about a week. White women with
purple white fat women with purple hair, and men, a
lot of men. I said, let me tell you. I
was gonna make a video about it on my page.
But I know, a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Dude is a weird dude. If you have cat dude,
you're weird. Cat women are the same people. But no,
I can't accept that if it's a cat woman, but
if it's a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Because women are supposed to be lonely a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah. Yeah, if you're a dude and you got mad cats,
nigga like, we can't be friends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
One you're a homosexual, that's very and two I'm not anybody,
not even you. You're a fucking incel bro for sure.
So I got I say, oh, listen, Gracy, which is
the cat's gracey. Let me tell you something Gracy, because
the cat person the cat responded to me too. Let
me tell you something Gracy. In another country, you'll be

(01:01:37):
a fucking meal, respectfully them eyes. You will be put
down and you'll be a meal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And also, what do you mean the cat responded to you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Because the cat got a page, and I guess the
cat the cat is like Salem from Sabrina, their cat
the cat because it's the cat's pace.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
So that the comments that leave me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Alone, somebody made a page for the cat, just like
fifty thousand follows.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
So since you got somebody follow, let me tell you something, Gracy, okay,
and all the people who love you out there, cat people,
Animals are not a substitute for therapy, son, Bro, it's
something mentally wrong with you if you're leaning on animals
instead of humans.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Bro, I love people. I can give up. Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
If my dog bick my son, I'm blowing his head
off the same day. Bro, I'm not even thinking twice
about it, and I'm not gonna cry that he's dead.
He violated, he violated a human.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Bro. I'm not an animal guy at all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I love my dogs, but if my dogs got out
of pocket, I'm putting the bok. They don't sleep, they
get and I still cheat them like they're disgusting animals. Bro,
don't fucking lick my face. You're not getting on my couch,
on my bed. You are an animal, Broo. Animals, Nigga,
it's not a pet. Bro They listen here what I
know about animals Unless you're in your late seventies, eighties,

(01:02:51):
and nineties. Your cat is going your cat and your
dog is going to die way before you, So it's
gonna die.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
I had pets growing up in my house, but I
always feel like it's a huge responsibility. I don't like
responsibility the same reason I don't have kids, the same
reason I don't have kids. I don't want to pick
up nobody's shit. I'm not trying to pick up shit.
That's what you gotta do, Bro. I'm not trying to
have to feed I'm not trying to have to Oh yo,
I gotta leave the podcast earlier. I forgot to feed Beethoven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I can't when I when I take trips, bro, Like
right now, I'm I got three frenchies of my because
my boy's out of town and I got his dog.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
But I got him and his wife dog.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
But when I go out of town, I'm not leave
my cats my dog in the house and fend for themselves.
I'll put them in the out and see if somebody
could babysit. Them or I'll put them up somewhere, bro,
But I'm not to the point to where I'm in
love with them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
An emotional support pet you see that shit, I understand
some people need that. No, no, no, they don't. They need therapy, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
They get two things they could get both make you
feel a little bit better to pet on something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Go find your dad, bro, Like, go find your dad,
like son, emotional support pets is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Son, leaning on animals.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
You don't think that there's any science behind like having
a companion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
To be there for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
And like, I will say that louis my friends the boy, bro,
his energy is very common.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I will do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I will say that if I'm in a mood, they
it's cute to watch. They know, they know when you're
not feeling good, like friends, I gotta I got ez
so I have a dry spot on my leg. If
my acting up, he'll come try to heal me. It's
amazing with what they do, bro. Yeah, there's a lot
of a lot of really cool and it's not it's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Not really dog dogs are awesome, Like dogs are dope.
Cats so nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
That's fine, but cats are pointless. Pets Because I feel
like this about cats. When you have a cat, you're
their pet. Cats don't even respond to their name. They
get petted when they want to get petted. They pissing
ship on their They're independent as fuck. They don't need you, bro,
They don't need you like they You can teach your

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cat to use the toilet. Yeah, I see me. But
cat people I don't like. They make me hate cats
even more. I don't like just animal people in general.
I don't like people who are too passionate about anything.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
If you're passionate about things, I already am turned off about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Things, that's bigger than Like, I'm passionate about my children.
I'm passionate about my career and my friends. But I'm
not passionate over a fucking cat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Yeah, like, you could be passionate, but don't try to
make me passionate about the thing, right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Bro, Listen, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
And social media is cool because it's social media is
actually a great place to do social experiments.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Yeah, and everybody can find their own niche on social media,
So go be with your people, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I guess I entered their world and Nigga, they gotta
but Gracie, fuck you, you're gonna die soon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I think it's a cute cat. Think it just has
a lazy eye. No, no, no, it has googly eyes. I'm
dating a shorty with a lazy eye right now, so
I'm trying that's not a lazy eye.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
The odds of like this. I'm trying to have more compassion.
You dating a girl to lazy eye? I'm dad. You
know the girl I'm talking to? Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
No, she's beautiful and her eyes are focused straight, but
one of them has trouble staying straight, so she has
to intentionally focus it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
So sometimes if she's not dated Steve, you see me
on fucking on fucking what was that on me? Guilt? Yeah? No, yo, ship,
she's cute, she's flying so you met her. She was
out on Nico a couple of weeks ago. I probably
didn't keep the eye. It's normal, Like I can't date
a bitch with a lazy eye all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
My mother has one. Yeah no, but it's like hein't
my brother. It's only on some like hey if if
she's not paying it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
But people dolay, that's funny, like you you could talk,
you'll watch it leave. I should have been by.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
All I have to do is like heyo, fix that,
fix that, and she'll she'll refocus, she can refocus it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Oh that's nasty work. So I gotta I'm trying to
have more empathy and more sympathy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Now, I guess, bro. Anyway, I know you gotta be out.
It was a short ast episode, short but fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Do we got anythink? I was?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Let me see, we got one one more thing, one
more one more blood clot team. Uh okay, let's let's
do this real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Now. I don't want to do that, all right, So
no allows, you know, no allows? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Yeah, he just won, he just won. Congratulations to him.
The Olympics, Nigger. We've been killing broke.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
America doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Bro We got ninety two medals and the closer to
us is Chinese, and they got like sixty something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And they got billions of people over there. They don't
got no more. I mean, our athletes are all black.
We're killing like we killed like black black girl one.
I'm fencing like we're killing everything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah. I feel like America is a cheat code because
we have all of the races, all of the races, right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
If you look at the China lineup, it's all Chinese.
But even French. The Wrench are mostly black too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Word. Yes, there's a lot of black dudes that go
to France. Yeah, from Africa.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I heard they treated niggas bad in France. Over here
during the Olympics right now, I heard, uh shorty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
That came that got the silver medal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
For what happened is because Shakari is a bigger star
than everybody else. She came separately, right, so for that reason.
And it wasn't nothing about her being back on Chakari.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah it's not. No, it's not a black thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
But they had her ride separately and they told everybody like, yo,
we gotta all go in together, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
And she came separately, so she did some diva shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Well they didn't let her in that interest that she
tried to go into, so she kind of missed out
and she couldn't practice and ship right, But she still
came out on the top. But the girls, the girl
from Saint Lucia who beat up Lord Have Mercy bro
when they was on the starting line, I said that
bitch ain't playing bro.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Did you see her face? She was ready to go nigga.
I'm like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
And the thing with Shakari is Shakari is still low
key faster than her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
The thing with Chaka, she's little, like I've never like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Chaka is probably one of the smallest, so her strides
aren't going to her stride, so she she on some
time and Jerry shit like, so she's technically faster.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Were you fast growing up? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Football, I just recently seen the video you racing your
son that that happened recently, right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
He smoked him this nigga, I'm like, bro, listen, at
the end of the day, I'm older, but I'm still
an athlete, my nigga, and I don't smoke. I fucking
vape every now and then, but I don't smoke. I
work out religiously. You don't work out ever in your life,
and you smoke. So I can confidently say, my nigga,
I've been my son's my son like baseball, that pussy

(01:09:33):
spoil nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I'm a football player, bro, so running.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Do you think that there's the same competition because I
don't have kids, Do you think there's that level of
competition father and son to feel like, Yo, even though
I'm older, I still got it, like I still have
like superiority to you. Yeah, because I noticed it happens
a lot with women. There's this unspoken mother daughter competition
and it's toxic. It's like, yo, yeah, the mom has

(01:09:59):
the unspoken All the women's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Relationships like that are always toxic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
The guys is like, it's the same thing with your boys, Like, yeah,
what nigga, I can take you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
But see, here's the thing with men.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
The same reason that shit exists with men is the
same reason exists on the football field. Let me give
you an example, right, So in college, I mean sorry, in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Basketball, if you're good at basketball, you're just good at basketball.
It's mental involved. But if I'm six eight and you
six two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
If I'm and i'm eighteen and you're thirty five, I'm
busting your ass. Bro, you can't mentally scare me, so
I'm physically superior to you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Football is different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
If you know it's a football, you can't go to
fucking NFL straight out of high school because football is
a lot of mental in it. The thing about it
is an eighteen year old boy, he could be six
three three forty on the line, and then it's a
thirty thirty five year old men out there talking about
I'm like east your motherfucking ash nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I'm gonna kill you that little boy. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Football is very mental, so you can't be that. You
gotta be like at your age.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Right, do you think a sixteen year old boy who
six ' five could beat you up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
No, right, because you're a grown ass man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
But in reality, yes, he probably could. But that's but
the thing with him is he doesn't. He's gonna be
he's gonna be a little intimidated.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
And that's the same thing with fathers and sons like
no matter and then Bro, it's just such thing as
grown man's strength. Like there's levels of our strength we
tap into. Even if you don't work out, Bro, it's
just a strength you have. You get stronger, like when
you get like I'm talking about like forties and fifties,
niggas get real strong out of ever like that grip strength,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
What I mean, Like a mechanic strip.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
It's something that a little boy don't have that The
size don't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Bro, Me and my dad have an interesting relationship, like
we were. Neither of us are very athletic. But I
there was a point in time I think I was
like around twelve or thirteen we got to like a
wrestling match.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
It was just like we were just.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Going back and forth and I like overpowered him, and
you could see the look of like visible frustration on
his face and he was like, get off me, get
off me. And then after that there was never already
disciplined in the house again. Damn. There was no more
ass whoopings, there was no more like yo, raising your voice.

(01:12:20):
And he started talking to me like a man. He
started talking to me with like respected dignity. Really yeah,
And I like, could you challenge him?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
But it wasn't on and it wasn't on, no aggressive ship.
We was just having like a father son moment and
I thought it was like, I thought it was fun.
Your father, little dude. Yeah, he's smaller than me, shorter, shorter,
having a short dad is wild son. He's shorter than me,
but he's a lot. He's also a lot slimmer than me.
I think I have my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Oh he's a little dude. Yeah, and you beat him
up at thirteen. I didn't beat him up. I just
yoked him up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
I think he I think I think if he would
have put if you would have put the hands on me,
he would have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Let me tell you, something. Getting man handled as a
man doesn't feel good, Sir. I checked my boy in
the cub the other night. I don't know if he
was there. Oh no, no, you wasn't there. I'm at
the sidebody the other day and my boy kind of
ran up on me, like yo, he gave me and
he picked me up. I said, nigga, if.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
You don't put me something, you don't let me tell
you something here, don't ever picked me up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
So I swear to that next time, you're gonna get
a hard elbow. So your fucking head like ungbocked, nigga
straight up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
My dad is he's from Barbados originally, but he grew
up in New York and I think he had to
He used to have to scrap.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
So I think my dad has head. I think no, not.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Not today he get mopped up, but in his day
and in that time that I was talking about, like
wrestling with him, I was on the wrestling team, so
like I knew a couple of mon So you wrestled, wrestle,
I wrestled. I did all types of martial arts growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I did kung fu, jiu jitsu, and I was in
I was in wrestling in middle school. Nice. Okay, Okay,
back to no allows.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
So they're making a deal out of his uh painted
nails because you know d Wade is coming out with
that paint and nail line. Now, me and you never
talked about this. What's your stance on that? Because I
get I want to know the correlation. I don't know
if it's a feminine thing. But I go get my
nails done and I get clear polish. Yeah right, I don't,

(01:14:21):
but I don't. I don't have problem with people will
do right, but I do get. Do you think it's
I'm starting to be a little toun with I don't
care enough. But I know a lot of other people
talk about it, the nails, the painted bright nails for
a man, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
That it's a generational thing. I think because women did
it for so long, we're identifying it as a feminine thing.
But I don't think it necessarily has to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Be right because you know what, because and it's only
with black culture, because we're fashion forward. We're just pushing
the culture forward, right because rock star niggas have been
doing thatils that's their thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Like I have friends that are snipers who get and
they paint their nails and they don't have a gay
colored Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I think like red, like red and black. Really yeah,
whatever matches. I think they know allows that. I think
he usually like the last two. I don't think the
whole ship is done.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
I feel like that's like that's cool, Like whatever you
could do to express yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
You're so married, you got a wife.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Yeah, like you don't just because you do these things
that somebody says is feminine. These are all societal standards.
I feel like you could wear a dress and not
be gay for.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Me, yeah, you know, you definitely could do it to
not be gay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
And I'm not like calling somebody also, I would not
wear a dress, like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Calling somebody gay for doing something that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
You can call them feminine, yeah, ex definitely, But but
calling nigga like a nigga suck dick, Yeah, that's crazy,
like to go that far, like bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Son, it's not for I will say the nail shits
not for me never.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
But I'm not gonna look at a nigga and be like, oh, nigga,
you're sweet because you get your nails paper like the
thing with the nose ring, bro, like this is this
is this is some new shit on social media. But
like I'm telling you, nigga, I had this as I
was sixteen years old, bro, and everybody I knew that I
had it was a fucking gangster or black revolutionary like
like niggas was a real African days shiki like they want.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
A hoop, No, and I wanted to study ring. I
wanted the hoop at one point, but that's where I
got it from. I got it from older dudes who
was gangsters.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
I didn't get it from no, no, no fucking And
then now all of a sudden, I still don't see
gay guys with their nose piers tho. Everybody get it,
this straight thing and this has never been exclusive to
women at no point.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
I'm tired of the gays owning everything, Like Yo, this
why you gotta give everything to them? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
If they got it, then it's theirs. Like nah, nigga,
this is for everybody. They took the rainbow, and I
was pissed about that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Nigga who to money talked about a comedian talking about
they stole the rainbow.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I got to joke about it at stage.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Oh that's your joke, okay, yeah I heard that shit before.
Oh I said a comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
That's just shit. But Son, the only I think we
talked about it on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
The only thing I don't like certain things are are
are specifically for women.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Bro in In England.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
In the seventeen hundreds and sixteen hundreds, men men wore wigs,
men wore dresses and men woar heels.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
But society things have changed. And I don't want to
be the old nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Because that's what you considered the old nigga when you
can't where, you can't get with the times, and you
shit on the younger generation because younger Because the funny
thing is younger niggas have a huge habit of calling
everything suspect when almost everything they do with suspect. That
ship is insane to me, Like the pause game is fun,

(01:17:43):
but bro, I'm not about to not eat a banana
a banana.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Son, I love hot nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
I got a video that did four million views on
TikTok and I found the biggest hot dog I can
find just to fuck with these niggas. Son, Yeah, a
good Italian sausage from a corner, like from the nigga
downtown on the sun. It's crazy, like niggas ain't eating
hot dogs because you could because it's a fucking Also,
I feel like that's gay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
A lot of you want to do food, a lot
of you want to do ship, but you're worried about
what the next manage.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Oh, here's my things, here's my anytime somebody say some
shit to you, some niggas in the comment, I was
gonna check this nigga in a heartbeat, Bro, he said
something about you. Then I said, you know, don't leave
it alone because I got in some trouble because I
went it on somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
How is me talking? How does that trigger dick in
your head? Weird?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I said nothing about gayness, but for some reason, like
I'm eating a hot dog and you're thinking about a dick,
But I'm gay that you think about dick.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Niggas don't get enough of a platform to be comedians,
so they use the comments on the Internet to get
their comments.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
And that's why the Summer Jams screen exists. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
So the video that we posted a few weeks back
is still going crazy of me talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Did you see the comed up talk? Did your boy
come out the closet? Yeah, It's like Nigga went back
to common, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I said, yeah, he came out your girl's closet and
after he finished sucking her. After you know, he came
out of his girl after he was hoting in there,
after after he was sucking your girl.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Nigga. I'm like, yo, son, stop calling niggas gay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Bro, nigga, I'm getting killed in the common, and I
don't I'm not mad. Also, I think we talked about this.
Why is that the worst thing? Like, it's way worst
things to calling niggas huh, Like you like niggas always
like go for the low hanging fruit or let's let's
attack his manhood.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, but you're broke.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
I could understand if in the video I was like, yo,
it's all right to be gay. I get pegged all
the time. I didn't even say from a perspective of
I like it or not. I was just like, I
just don't know if this is a homosexual act.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I'm having a conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
It's it's attacking people's opinions. Bro, I'm getting killed because
I said Pharrell's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Ice creams was whack. Yeah, sons so wide.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
So they're like, oh, yeah, you wasn't fresh, and you
you you don't know fashion bro. So because all of
you niggas ran and bought them. Because for around bought them,
they automatically fly. For that reason. Nigga Balenciaga got a
sneaker right now. That's so wild. Have you seen it?
It's purposely big, it's a it's made to be the
biggest sneaker out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
I hate these new platform sneakers. No, no, no, no, you
haven't seen these these ships.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
And a lot of niggas is buying them, and they're like, oh,
Balenciaga's son, you gotta see these ships.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
So Brolinciaga, did you there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
They're fucking shoe. I saw a girl with them on
another day. I said, God, damn, you gotta see.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Look DH is right here. I want you to see
them on feet, bro. It is the crazy life on sat.
Look at these ships, bro, Look at this ship. Bro.
That's that's not nigga. These are insane. So look at

(01:21:05):
this ship. Bro. Yeah, it looks like cloggers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Those niggas look like Dutch and and and and and
you me and niggas will really flame you like say
because you don't like this, because there's something that is
crazy brozy, But you're gonna see a bunch of niggas
and rappers wearing those, just like when Farrell dropped them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Do you remember the ice creams came out, Bro, They
were hideous to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Me now, although Farrel did step his fashion up and
I do like a lot of Pharrell's ship.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Now those ice creams was not it for me? They
look like so I want you to see the ship, bro.
He did have some some some Stan Smith's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
D s. Bro. These are the ones that everybody telling
me killing me for. They said these was hard.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Yeah, I know a couple of niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
That used to rock him, but these are not hard
to me. Now there's Stan Smith once he had. Those
were hard to stand. The ones, the Stan Smith ones, Yeah,
the Stan Smith ones. And those are the Reebok ones.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
These these were these were these were these were straight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
I like these. I even thought about getting to pay
them back in the days. But the other one, the
niggas in the comments like, oh, like they're dissing me
because it's like people have a problem respecting other people's opinions.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Bro. Yeah, no, it's the internet. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
On every any time that you put your opinion out
there on the Internet, you got to understand and open
yourself toss.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Oh and you're automatically hated to about automatically hate yeap Oh,
welcome to the old first grade.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Were about to go to the first grade. Damn you know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Oh he just lost his first tooth yesterday y'all did
the two fairy ship.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Yeah, I pulled I pulled it to I pulled it out.
That's dope. Yeah, so put ten dollars ten. That's what
I was gonna ask. Ten and then nigga was.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
A dollar when I was Yeah, we got to the
point it might have been five. But yeah, once we start,
once we started losing teeth, they stopped giving us money.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
It's ten, and he loved.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Now he's getting for some reason, he's getting into Pokemon cards. Yeah, no,
we all so it's ten, ten dollars up. Put two
Pokemon cards and his mother wrote him like a real
nice letter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Okay from the tooth fairy. Yeah that's that's sweet. Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
I know you older than me. Did you did you
ever have a Pokemon face.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Or were you too well?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
I came Pokemon came out, well got popular at I
was already too old.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Yeah, I was eighteen nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
It it hit it's like height in like ninety seven,
ninety eight, ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
You see what I'm saying. I was.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
I was already about to graduate. I was graduate from
high school. So yeah, you're already getting bitious.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah that ship was corny to me, But no, I
did have a fetish. Seven o'clock in the morning, I
was up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Nigga. You watch Pokemon what I want to beat him
every best like no one ever was.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yea what Nigga hold all on to protect the world
from devastation, to United People's denomination to denounce it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
He was the truth in love to extend. I've reached
to the stars above.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Jesse James rocking blasts over the speeding like Nigga's adnder fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Yes, right, this nigga just did the old team rockets. Nigga.
I can name all the original one Nigga. I was Nigga.
I'm telling you robbers in the morning like this glue nigga.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
But this is before the cards. The cards wasn't out yet. Yeah,
the car cards came later.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, Bro, it's weird and it's gonna. I don't know
how to frame it and not make it weird. But
whenever I'm dating a girl, this is always the part
of the relationship that is lost to me where we like,
we can't like bond out about, like about ship that
we grew up on. I'm like, yo, were the same age?
How do you not remember Jesse and James? I don't
remember I had. I got into an argument with a

(01:24:37):
shorty because she was like, I love Pokemon and I
hate when people say they love something and they don't
know nothing about it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
They don't know nothing about it. Love doing that ship? Hey,
I like, name name something. I'm like, Yo, how many
Pokemon from their original one fifty? Can you name? He's like,
I don't know. I don't know them anymore. I don't
know them. I'm like, can you name? Like? Why why
is Ekens in our book? Why is that their name? Yeah?
Because Eckens is Snick the bond the bond I'm saying it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
But that's the thing too, sim I'm I'm so intuitive
to everything around. I want to know about everything. If
I like something, I get immersed in it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Even if I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
I want to know what's the hype exactly, Like, what's
the fucking hype?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I want to know what's up. I know enough about
a thing a subject. Even if I don't to have
a conversation with conversation, I know it's going to come up.
Like I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
I'm not watching the Olympics at all, but I know
exactly who know Hiles.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
And now, because I'm an adult and I have children,
everything they watch, I watch when they when they hype
to something, I'm like, I'm watching too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah, And it's kind of nostalgic. The generation that we
live in.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
They're all trying to pull from our time period and
rehash it. So it's cool to have kids and watch
them get hyped about.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Like he Man and back to Cairo doesn't even like
the new team into he like the old one I
grew up on, like with Toke on Raizon and backs
of Stockmen and fucking uh, what's his name Jesse with
the hockey stick?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh you're talking about Shorty April o'neils man, Jesse. What's
the Dame's not Jesse James? The fuck is his name?

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Son?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Casey, Casey Jones, Casey Jones. That was gonna bother me, Casey,
That's my god. But if you watch the original move
from the nineties, even the animatronics looked way better. Wait,
what gangster brawlick by himself. He don't even need the fire.
He take on the whole foot claim. He's like, hey,
how do you guys expect to beat me?

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Like? Yo? That was when I started loving New York.
I was like, this is a New York.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Bro, But look at the animatrolitys. It looks so much
better than that ship they doing now. So yeah, man,
but yeah, let's wrap up, my nigga. I know you
got the Bingo and ship. I might pop out the
night to it's gonna be good on the night.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
It's gonna be a good one. But you're telling them
about you know, every Wednesday. Uh and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
We haven't had a bad one yet, bro, Dirty Bingo
has been sold out just off the strength of people
showing love. We've had influence just come through. We've been
making videos, but we're giving away over five hundred dollars
in prizes. We got drink specials. It's a good time
Oko on Tuesday. You'll see me every Tuesday. We in
the building every week and then I mean the show
and also come here throw your birthday parties. Yeah, get good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Who gets to have a good time even if you
don't needed a comedy like that, you're gonna be into
something that's going on in that. There's batties out there,
there's good always if you're a dude, it's always gonna
be a chick.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
It's a mistake for you to not come out as
a dude. It's the only place I know. It's a
three to one ratio, all our favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Every fucking week.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
And then you know Friday and Saturday is always miscellaneous shows.
We actually on a show together this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
It's Friday. We got a show with Sugar Night Junior.
That's so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Did he tell you it's at a strip club? Is
it a strip club? It's at a strip club? Oh,
I gotta get super fresh. Yeah, it's gonna be it's
Oh I'm throwing I'm putting some shit on that now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Deth Ro Comedy with with my podcast co host and
my ex girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
So it's gonna be good time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Oh I forgot she's in the show. To us, we
always wind up working together. Nigga fucking Company is put
us together. That shit is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
But anyway, y'all saying it's following me, I just hit
one hundred k on Instagram now gratulations on I'm at
one O two. It actually with another two thousand, so
I'm an I'm six figures on all of them now.
I'm out almost almost three hundred on tik Tak one ten,
one o two on Instagram, one fifty on Facebook. Money's
going up. So next thing though, and the podcast, uh,

(01:28:24):
Instagram is blowing up. The YouTube is definitely blowing up.
We got a bunch of clips coming. It is going amazing. Bro,
some clips, we gotta get some more. I got about
sixty clips, but they were I got it. They were trash, Bro,
they were trash.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
I'm on the road to fifty K. So if y'all
watch this podcasting and I phoned me yet Filo.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Four oh seven Cave, you will not be disappointed. Mister
fall seven capes, you will not be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
I'm telling you. His content is a one original and
it's dope. It's dope.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Appreciate it. But anyway, y'all, and Ray will be back
with us next week. We miss Ray having here here
on the couch, but it's an easier editing for me
because it's one shot. But anyway, y'all, we will see
y'all next week. Remember, come out to Dirty Bingo Unique
every Tuesday, and this episode is gonna be dropping Friday morning.
So if you hear the episode, when you hit an episode,

(01:29:13):
get those tickets and get your ass out to Daytona.
We're gonna put on the good show for y'all on
Friday night. All right, But it is episode two twenty.
It is in the books. See y'all next week, same time,
same place, pe