Episode 221: 3 the Shartway

In this episode, the team discuss relationships, pooping in the bed and much more!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And then there were three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Uh, the crew has reunited, and it feels so good.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
When you say and then there were three, does not
usually imply that one was Yeah, there's usually like there
was four before. Bro.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I don't know one got added. Yeah, I mean I guess.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
So.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I just think that.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I just think that black people just be using whatever
they want for their expressions, making expressions. Were gonna do
that with me, nigga. My vocabulary is very high. You
know what, nobody, this is the vocabulary we just yeah,
the use of expressions in the context.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know what said I started to Yo, I'm glad
you said that I started to roast some ship yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
To ship this nigga roast some ship? Yes, okay, yes, sir.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
And and I I hope I didn't download that video
for my own safety, bro, nigga. Okay, I hope. I
think I left it alone, Bro, because it don't need
to be out there. Yeah, I'm gonna leave it alone.
You got some ship on me? No, it wasn't you.
It was very It's not insensitive.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay. Here's the thing problem with people, bro, Like it
should be real.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, and when you say stuff about it, people like, oh,
you're being insensitive, like the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Thing with the.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
With migrants your Top five video.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, like people are getting really upsetable even better, Like
there's certain people. It's like, yo, bro, listen, if it
is what it is, it is what it is, my nigga.
Like it's been an abundance of it lately. I saw
it and it picked up substantially since like the pandemic, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
The migrant workers with the kids outside of the fing
first I saw you first. Listen. I saw a migrant family.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was a it was a man, a wife, and
a kid, right, and the husband was coming up to
the window asking for bread with his family out there.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And I'm like, my nigga, I don't know if you
know how this works. I'm like, you're speaking listen. Oh yeah,
I'm like, nigga, what's up with your shirty? Like you're
looking real bad out here, my nigga. Yeah, you're looking
real bad, Like you're begging. You got your kids out here,
begging nigga, like saying the right dude to come around.
It's like, yo, all right, fuck you, hey, you and
your kid come with me? Yeah, straight up, that's how

(02:03):
that's the American way. Yeah, we're actually terrible how we
treat men in this No no, no, no no, but that
bro bro listen, I don't even get it. I don't
even know if that's how it works in his country.
But Nigga, don't be out here begging with your family son.
You look terrible and.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now and don't let your wife be bad and you
out here begging.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've seen a corpo yeah, and I'm like, yo, listen,
I don't know. I'm like, listen, miss, you can't be
a bad homeless woman. Yeah, it's impossible.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, Nigga will take you out of poverty so fast
to smashed, because I'll give you a shower and some
ramen noodles and seventy five dollars if you out of
you if you're asking for change, what would you you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Where you are you willing to? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'll be looking at these homeless women's eyes just to
see if there's any potential in them, Just to see
if I could make myself a little side broke girlfriend.
Because if it's one thing, I guaranteed I know they're
gonna they'll be willing to put on a little WoT
that person. No Okay, it's a fan of the show.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
We're doing things over here. Let's get into it because
Ray is back. Welcome back to episode two hundred and
twenty one of the All Jokes Design Podcast. I am
your host Will Mills aka King dirt Bag, and welcome back,
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Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dindy, Hey, y'all or whatever. Nice to be back.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I missed yallat missed you too.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
See she get engaged now she don't know nobody no more.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Now you want to pick and choose when you do
the pod, It's okay, keep it up right, hey, do
my intro and don't do that winning the bullshit. And
you know I'm playing that ship around here because.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And also welcome back, to our illustrious feminine co.

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Speaker 2 (05:01):
Again doing the little East Coast swing. Kevin D's going
on not too hard and definitely not too strong. Ryon asked,
niggas you see my breakdown about that song?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, we talked about in the pod. Oh yeah, last
week we did talk about athlete definitely murder suicide. Hey,
I see y'all in the comments and hitting me up,
calling me Orlando's cal Rizzy And I appreciate y'all watching
the pod. Uh living in cloud sitting?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Question?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Are y'all watching the numbers? I'm watching on the pod?
I wake up? I woke up today, and do you
watch the do you watch the numbers on the instagrams?
It's up, it's going up, It's up. Hell yeah, I'm
glad it's working. We need to get some more clips out.
I need I need to saturate the market with that
AI ship. I can show you, nigga, we got about

(05:53):
eighty clips on ice. But the thing with the program
I'm using, it's not giving me. Maybe you know what
I should Let you sift thro them. See if you
like something, take it, you put it in a group
check because I'll make something out of nothing. Yeah, like
you know, shift them, see if you like something and boom,
just put it out because we have.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
It'd be a throwaway ones there that well, we need
like a pod folder where you could just drop the oh.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like a do you guys have a dropbox? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
My dropbox be forever full. My Google Drive is opened
up though. Okay, that's a good idea. Google Drive, that's
a good idea. So if I dropped them the Google Drive,
you could just put I'll put them in there. Y'all
could just use what y'all like, because it's a lot
bro is. This is this jankie of me. I got
a nude folder on my Google drive because you know,
when you got a girlfriend, they always look through the

(06:40):
photo gallery. So I put my my nudes in the
Google Drive. But someone told me, do you have instrument?
You have iPhone? Right? I have iPhone? Or you just
don't hide it yeah, you could put them in the hiddens,
but I'm still not even trying to get jammed up
like that. I have.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Aw you can't get to sit as full proof nigga.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I know, but I've had the Google Drive since like
twenty six that was before the hidden app was a thing. Yo.
The photos that I have, Bro, I probably have like
two gigs worth of nudes of yourself. No hell no,
of like this is upset.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
First of all, body is not it first of all.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
But secondly, if you've had that, but you know what
those son, you know what. Listen, I'm not a photo
guy anymore because you don't like nudes.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, I got videos. This is everything. I got videos news.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
So even when y'all not with the girl, no more,
y'all like.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, girls, be like after we break up, delete my nudes,
bitch make me.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Also also, I'm still attracted to you.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, and I'm not. I'm not being facetious with your
I'm not like like running your that's what a nigga
who's nasty, who's like posting your pictures? And that's corny.
That's why, like, first of all, we made this video together.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm keeping it. Listen at the end of the day.
One day, you're you're You're, I got a porn with
you in it.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, I'm ever And even if it's just a pick.
Sometimes I like the accolade because I like the trophy,
because I like to watch myself.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Fuck, I don't think I can. Oh, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Like I like the trophies even a lot of times
people think trophies are for other people, like so you
can show it to other. Trophies are for me. I
have a trophy case for me.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
When y'all be with y'all New Girls, y'all still be
watching the videos from.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
The girls, Yes, every once in a while. All right,
So this is this is not my bake works. I
have I gotta, I gotta like a Monday or Tuesday
and I'm watching porn and then after that, I'm like, yo,
I don't want to get too addicted to porn. I
don't want to watch porn every day. So Wednesday Thursday,
I'm still jerking off. But Wednesday Thursday, I'm just thinking

(08:46):
past memories, oh man, past hookups that I've had. I
can't jerk off the ship that I haven't like that
hasn't happened to me, Like I know it's gonna sound crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I can't have like a ray I know, I feel,
I feel you. I would have to.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I have to know. Don't know why.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You know why because he grew up in an era.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Listen, I want When your jerk off started, the internet
probably existed.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I had thumb nails.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, the first time I jerked off, I was like
I first jerked off, It was all imagination.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You didn't have the y'all didn't have the tapes like
the VCR tapes that.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
But where you gonna watch it at gone? But I
want to jerk well, when I want to listen, I
want to jerk off when I want to about me.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
This is about man.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right, If you ever have a son, just know this's
gonna be a point when he turns about eleven eleven twelve,
he's gonna be in the bathroom wall for very long.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Term and he's jerking. He's gonna be at bathroom forall
a very, very very long time. I didn't have the
when you first discover it, like it's it's amazing, like
because when you come, you don't know that you come,
like you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
That ship. I was freaked out. It's super watery. It's
not white yet.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I initially was like, oh shit, I could get girls pregnant, right.
I always thought like, oh if if you can't come,
then you can't get it. Takes a long time, like
the first couple of times, take a long time to
make yourself.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
But when you really because because on the movies they
make it seem.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But that's I was talking as a kid, like when
you first get puberty.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Okay, like we don't like no, no, no, I was saying,
like on the movies they always make it seem like
the first time they just come super.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Fast, maybe from sex and also the lame.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Because you're trying to figure out what you don't.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, when you when you first have sex, you don't
come fast.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I didn't still this day, I don't come fast. I
never lie on my dick. I never acted like, oh
I got the biggest dick in the game. But I
know sometimes I haven't come fast. Sometimes I will not fast.
But that's second I got to I got. But the
thing about it is I have I'm a human BUKACKI
I got six rounds and yeah, I got some ship

(10:50):
in the tuk too. No I also becoming dime sized ship.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Don't because like a lot of niggas, you say that
on the niggas get their ship off and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean, let's let's come back. I'm back like two
minutes later.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
How long do y'all think it should last? Like okay?
Because I feel I feel like when guys are.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Seven to fifteen minutes one session, one fifteen, really let
it get all three major because girls, first of all,
let's let's be read.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Unless you're a chick who gets extra wet and lubricated,
you can't even.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Go that long.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's starting to hurt.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, unless you're like chicksw squirters. Squirters can go
from that long.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I feel like the older you get, the more you're
just like because like maybe in your twenties you was
probably trying to go for an hour and now it's like.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm always fucking different. Let me excited.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I was no your little no, no, you know I'm
older than you now.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
But you don't reach your sexual peak as a man
until you get to your forties. That's when you really
become a beast. It's start declining about fifty, I believe.
But I think if you you hit your sexual prime
at forty but it started declining at forty two. But
I think this though, I think this, if you use it,
you don't lose it. I think I think this like
my dad, bro, because think about a man, you know,

(12:07):
your father.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Wow, I just thought the way that he was raising saying.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
That that was real.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I don't know what to call that, because it's not racist.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
My dad died at twenty seventeen. Oh yeah, he's a
drug out. He didn't raise me, but I know, my nigga,
I just know I did. Like I know, I justine,
I never heard you talk about him. How you talking
about your aunt all the time and my mother?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? Yeah yeah, but no, my dad was.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
He was around, but all right, junkie nigga, cracky nigga, Okay, cool,
he was. No, he was in a crack.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
He was heroin and alcohol was this thing. He was
a good dude. Though, I do.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I want to get back to my spake bake weekly
teem Monday, Tuesday, Porn Wednesday, Thursday, imagination, just to reset
so I don't become a porn addict. And then oh okay,
yeah so no video, no just eyes closed. I close
past hookups, just remembering bitches that I fucked over the years,

(13:04):
over decades. I'll be like, oh, Brittany, oh yeah that
was good. Oh yeah, Melanie, Oh she did that crazy
bount thing. That's Wednesday Thursday. And then wait a minute,
Uh huh, this is real.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
This is real. So you're a fucking weirdough bro, Can
I get to Friday Saturday?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
No? All right, so Monday, this is the Wednesday Thursday imagination.
Friday Saturday. I'll go through the gallery the Google drive
and go through and look through some of the old
pictures that I have, and there's probably like a thousand
in there, so I never finish them. And then I
just wait till the following Friday Saturday, and I just
pick up where I left off in the pictures of

(13:40):
the videos.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right, what's your? What's your?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm sorry, y'all.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
It looks like I got a dent in my knee.
This is my bad knee.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Hey, hey, we're doing a podcast. What's what did you?
It looks like you got hit.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
It looks like right there, right around, it looks like
a lump right here.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh you adhd too, No.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It looks like a and the dent is a part
of the lump.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I don't know anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
My eyes do in that direction? What what is that called?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
When when we have in like the like the dimples
and yeah, it's like that's the cell you like, it's
a little cellulate.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
It's a dent because my other need don't look like that.
That's my bad knee. I don't know what the hell
just happened.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That can't happen to anybody off, Okay, right, what's your
what's your spink bank situation?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Like, I don't have a spink bank situation is because
you're in a relationship spik what's your DJ situation?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Look like?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
What's what's DJ Diddle's situation out there?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
When I was younger, I probably definitely watched porn a
lot more?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
What's the life? Yeah, what was your category choice?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I don't want to say, I want to know what
a lot more?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
How many times I know why? Because it ain't him?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
No, no, no, no, no, I just I never I feel
like it's not something that you like tell because then
I feel like I feel like your porn categories yes
and no, I feel like but I feel like I
don't ever want anybody to think that that's what I
want and oh you're.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Watching like Asian men come on each other, watch DPS
and all that. You know, every girl watches the same
ship BBC and Double Penetration and lesbian women love yeah,
well no three with two guys okay, yeah, yeah, but
you know, for some women love the lesbian porn. They

(15:33):
love big Black cors and they love double BBC.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I've never been a BBC uh watcher.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You know why because most of the guys that they
put in those counteries probably ugliest ship.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
There's just no.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Like, I can't see like something this size, It just
looks like that can't possibly feel good ysoever.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
What's your porn category? I'm super interested now I don't
have one.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, I'm talking, I'm I'm I'm a lover, so it
would be all passionate.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Speaking like you know what, mind shit switch. I gotta
be in the mood like mine's is. I have eighty
thousand categories, like, and my shit is all very specific,
so I can't watch the same girl too many times.
But my categories are basically the same.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
What's your favorite porn girl?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
My favorite porn girl? That's such a good question. Category category,
Oh chunky Latina really yeah? I like to see like
sometimes I put thick Latina, sometimes I put big titty Latina.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
But it's all the same. Ship. So you're you're you
like fat.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Girls, Yes and no. I want a couple of things
to be fat. I want the titties to be fat.
I want the thighs to be thinking. I don't want
to see a fat stomach necessarily, I could take or
leave that. But if they have a flat stomach and
huge titties and like huge thighs are huge ass, that's reason.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Whild Yeah wait all right, so so.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Because it's because the heavy set girls are on the
easier side, the fuck, I won't watch.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Some Yeah that makes sense, Like I could get that
in real life. Yeah, why am I gonna watch? I
want to see the exotic chick who live in another country. Yeah,
I like like border bangers and ship like that. Like
when I jerk off, I wanted to be as realistic
as possible.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I wanted to be like this, this is I could
go downtown again.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So speaking of poorn stars, you know Brian Pumper is right,
so he just did a lot of time in jail.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I didn't know that he was.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Actually like the first I don't know the charges. I'm
not gonna put nothing on that man. But they said
him some sexual ship.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Okay, so he's definitely fucking in jail.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
So he did. He did a couple of before he
went in.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Brian Pumper was on poised to be like the biggest
internet star, like his antics and ship. He started all
of that Instagram goofy ship. He was the first one
doing it. Bro, he was the first one online acting
a full and then he was like doing like putting
his sex anticks online is smashing eggs on bitches heads
and ship. You don't seeing that? He was wilding. Brian

(18:18):
Pumple was the points out. They said, like Lloyd Banks,
you remember him. So he came home and he got
a nice welcome home. So they caught him at the
bus stop and this is what happened to him.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh I did see this one. Yeah, this is wild.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
What happened to this thing?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
You let just you It's okay.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
He probably needs the attention more than me.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is he desperate?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know. Is he desperate for I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
How did they know where Brian?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, you got to see the whole video.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
They actually went and it storm bought the eggs with
the cameras and went out and got him entertaining. They
saw the nigga, they went and bought the eggs.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Get your words off, you.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Get your piece off to So they did this Nigga
Phil when they were nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Remember nothing, You remember this.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
He got his barber from two thousand and eight, that
nigga got the watch this you cut.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I've had couples come up to me and say, because of.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
You, you went viral.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
So really, I gotta feel sorry for him son too.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I really, I just.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Got out of jail.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm not trying to get cloud ship. Nigga is broken
ship to nigga at the bus stops.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
So people have actually shared that with a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Bro the pencil line zared Crazy in twenty twenty four. Yeah,
do you know this niggas actually really short Broke. Yeah,
he's like five seven bodies blessed with the experience of
the journey and his the.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
National and welcome that's still embarrassed. Found Brian Pumper walking
to a bus stop. They went to go grab some
damn eggs just to throw at this nigga. All right, now,
I didn't put the whole egg in on the video.
Because y'all know how YouTube played, they would have hit
me up and said that was some bullying or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh that's why he didn't put it. Yeah yeah, b Pumper,
that's crazy. Welcome home, nigga. No, that's wild. But he
used to do that ship, so yeah, karmic retribution the
same time, he already did his time. Let me tell
you something. If he went down for what they're saying
he went down for, you ain't do your time.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
You got a something for life.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
For that bro?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Okay, he was some essay, that's what I heard allegedly.
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I don't know enough about the subject neither. I want
to talk about this real quick. Oh did we watch
the Did anybody watch the Olympics?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I wanted to, but I feel like every day I
was like, I really didn't know.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Say a couple of things about.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
That breakdance crazy that was in sane, all of them.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's like, where are you?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Bro? Listen?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I think that the people who organize it, maybe their
family wombers want to do break dancing. Yeah, son, do
you know how that how long that line to be
out the door to be a break bro? Breakdancing breakdancers
that you see in New York on the corner nigga, Like, I.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Can pick them, yo.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
If you go down a wall street on a Friday night,
all the bee boys are in there just and they
all are weird.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
They're just weird, taking up the.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Spot and hoots b boy in all night and shit,
they don't care about backing bitches or nothing. I want
to say this, which is crazy, because you know how
to dance, you could bag bitches know how to dance, right,
But about the Olympics is concerned. Black women are the
most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. Bro,
in every country, every fucking did you see the Irish?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
The Irish?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh, it's one of them. That's a long jumper. Bro,
she's so dark.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I think she's from from Italy maybe, or she may
be French. There's a lot of black Italians because it's
close to Africa. Oh oh lot. I've never seen so
many beautiful black women in a set. And it's like
it's it's like they like get the black people in
this country to win because and black people salute to

(22:26):
America for winning the most medals, but salute to black
people for winning every fucking thing for every respective people
have been the.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Most athletic for like, I don't know the last.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Can we can we talk about this with uh we
talked about this with the with the with gymnastics. I
think last week we may have touched on it because
there was this thing going around saying how they always
talk about how black men don't want to watch the
w NBA. Oh yeah, yeah, we did talk about it.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's because it's trash. It's trash. That's the reason we
don't watch men's gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's the same reason why weren't watching men gymnastics. Just
one for the first time in mad years, it was
a yeah, he was a black man on the team,
but black men don't dominate gym We watched the women because.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The women is fire.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, like Simone Bios like, come on, sign I'm not
but I'm not watching.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't. I can't even name a male gymnast, not
one in history.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I can't name more than five Olympians in all time.
I'm not kidding. But most of the Olympians I can
name are women.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I mean it's a couple of u uh white women
in there too, but mostly we watched gymnast Olympics for
the women.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
The Michelle Kwan ever go to the Olympics. Do they
got skating? They got ice skating in the Olympics. Yeah, no,
they have ice skating in the Winter Olympics. Winter Olympics and.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Ice skating.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
They don't do that ship every four years, four years ago.
It comes on the same thing as the regular Olympics
winch Olympics every four years.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
It's long.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
What the fuck was I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
And pertaining to the Olympics again, your boy, Uh no
allows that bullshit.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
He said, what did you say that?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Uh, the basketball players are not world champions, They're just champions. Yeah,
that's been a conversation that's been happening for like the
last couple of years.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And it's from him.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
He saw that ship. It's like, bro, what are you
talking about? You lost nigga? Yeah, well no, he won one.
He's I mean, I think he holds the title right
now over He might be the fastest man in the
world right now. He's trash. Simone Bows, which is why
I brought it up. If y'all know her background, Simone

(24:44):
Bows kind of got uh. She has like a checkered
history and they was talking about her mom here. She
was involved in some DV. She beat a nigg up. No,
Simone Bows, that's about her biolized you. Mother.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Shanon lives in Ohio in a drug infestinatborhood. She has
been living in the same Rundown row house for years.
Her millionaire daughter, Simon Bows, the Olympic gold medal winner,
does not talk to her. Shannon abandoned her kids when
she was on drugs. Her father stepped in and raised
Simon and her younger sister. Shannon said she watched her

(25:19):
daughter winning at the Olympics. She says she wishes she
had been invited to her daughter's wedding. Simone Bows mother
always says she works at the grocery store as a
She works at the grocery store as a cashier. Hopefully
someone can find in their heart to forgive them mother.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Nah, Yo, you wasn't there for me. It wasn't there. Yeah. No,
what I'm saying is it would be nice, but she
doesn't have to. Y. I try to have forgiveness for
all people in my personal life. I have a lot
of just because I don't fuck what you don't mean,
I don't forgive you. Yeah, yeah, what you're asking me
for some of my money.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
But look, look, look one of my daughters.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I love my daughter and I forgive her, but I
don't fuck with her because because I'm not the one
who wronged you. So what the fuck I need to
reach out for That's the thing with people.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
People think, because people think you walk around with a
chip on your shoulder.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
You mad, I'm not mad. Like I'm not mad.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I forgive you, but if you want to reconcile this relationship,
it's on you.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
You don't get to kick.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Me, punch me, stomp me, and then I gotta come
back and say, Harry, let's work things out.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Funk out of here.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Did you did you watch the new Beverly Hills cop
Actule Fowy movie? Yes, I didn't resonate with you, and
he was when she was like, you have to be
the father. I'm the daughter, you're the father. Well he
the one fucked up though, Yeah, he fucked up, but
he the whole time in the movie. He was like,
I didn't fuck up. I didn't do nothing wrong. You
stop reaching out to me, you stop hitting me up.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Well, also, it's a normal you don't it being okay
with people?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Not like I'm I have a current situation where I'm
just kind of like I don't.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Have no beef. The door's not closed.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
But am I going to be the one that continue
to try to push this forward?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, that's my boundary.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
If you and or if we get back on that page, cool,
if we don't cool, a wise philosopher.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm gonna go back the way he just said because
I want to.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, a wise philosopher once said, hearts are often broken
when there are words unspoken in your soul. There, here's
the thing pertaining to that movie, right, they kind of
it look like they have more of a cold war
and the kind of just withered. Yeah, something happened with
my situation.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Something was said to me under the lines like fuck you.
There's no coming back from that. Yes, but you have
to do it, gotcha, Like I'm yes, but there's nothing
that conversation to have the.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Let me explain something to you, bro, you grew up
in a in a household where those things were probably
like you can say certain ship like that, I can't listen.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'm huge on respect, bro, because I speak with respect,
and I think that they're listen. Even if you're a
religious person, there's no fucking lines in the Bible say
honor thy children. You know what I mean, Like I'm not,
I've made you and and and that's a lot of
and and and uh and heard the shoot heard some bail.

(28:16):
A lot of parents run that narrative in order to
bully and try to dictate and control their children.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
The one thing that I always was big on was
letting my kids give them an opportunity to express themselves.
We talked about that because growing up I was always
wrong because I was a kid I didn't know like
you know I got. But what it does is it
turns you into a sheltered adult. Right, So you should
always let your children express how they feel. But what
you also got to do is not uh control guided

(28:49):
like you know and and keep and it's repetition. You
gotta keep telling them things over and over again because
their brain.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I told my baby mother something the other day.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
My son is six, right, so I broke it down
like this, we're trying to break him out of a
certain habit because he's six years old now.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
So I told her, I said, listen, you allowed.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Him to get this habit all of his life, right,
So you're like, oh, he should cut it off now,
I'm like, well, six years is just a portion of
your life, but six years is his whole life. So
how did you think he's gonna just turn that off
like that? He's like, what the fuck? I've been doing
this forever. This is why you should have stopped doing
it when I told you, because now you got to

(29:27):
wean him off of it.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
So if he got used to it for six years,
it might take him two or three years to stop
doing it.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
He got to unlearn that shit, now, you see what
I'm saying. So that's accountability as a parent. But the
one thing I never did was I allowed my daughter
to be an asshole bro as a kid.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
And I let her do it. And I'm like, you know,
because I'm like, she's a kid. She'll become an adult
one day and she'll realize the fault of her waist.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Because accountability is something you're never too young to understand.
You can always like, hey, if you do something wrong
with this consequences behind it. Yeah, you're still kicking, screaming,
get an attitude about it because you're a kid and
you don't have control of your emotions, but you still
should have the wherewithal to know I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
But when you never can.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Say that because the other party at play justified at
all of your fucking actions, You're never gonna grow up.
That's fair and that's how it is, bro. And let
me tell you mothers out there, right. I tell my
kids this all the time. I never I'm never on
your side, even if I am on your side, I'll

(30:32):
never do it in front of your mother, because they
need to know that me and me and.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Mommy are a team.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
We're a team.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
And if mommy says no, I'm gonna say no automatically,
even if I don't agree with her, but I'm gonna
pull it to the side and we're gonna try to
come to a compromise.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
But I'm never gonna undermine her.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Pulling the fout of my dear mother is pulling the
fout of me. If you fucking violate your mother, I
don't care how much I hate that bitch. You're not
gonna disrespect her. I'm not letting it happen. But the
thing about it is a lot of mothers don't like
the father of their child, and they let the kid
disrespect them. And that's why me and my daughter have
a wedge between us because her mother allowed that shit.
Not only did she see it happening, she allowed it

(31:11):
and encouraged it because she got a disdain towards me
and my daughter turned into that and I didn't hold
her accountable for it until she became an adult. I
waited till she became an adult, moved out, started having sex,
living at home, and then I gave her that energy back.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I never did it when she was a kid. She
lived with me bro till she was an adult, and
she lived with you or her whole like no, okay, no,
her mother was her mother.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Couldn't you know? I'm not going to go on home,
but you know she lived with me, gotcha?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
And yeah, so you know there is any type of
scenario where because you're an adult or more mature, that
even though that you're in the right, you could still
make the first point of contact. I've always heard the
conversation as an adult she made the mistake of going
there with me. But the thing is, she's always going

(32:02):
there with me.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
She just did it in a kid for him, So
for me, it's twelve years of that shit and I'm like,
I ain't dealing with this shit no more. It's you
know what I'm saying. It was always this, Oh, let
her get away with it because I'm always in danger
of having her walk out of my life. Right because
when you're the parent parent, you're always viewed as the
bad guy when you got the other parent letting them
do whatever the fuck they want to do.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So the kid always views the parent okay, I'll do this.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But the parent who's saying
no is actually the better parent. But to the kid,
the discipline every yeah, but you ain't getting hit by
this parent never laid the hand on her in my life,
never did anything to put her life in danger. Like always,
she always had whatever she needed or whatever she wanted,
but she always wanted to make bad because I had

(32:48):
an opinion or the decision she was making. It was
always a fight and her mother never let mother like
all right, whatever, do what you want to do. I
always got viewed as the bad guy. So no, I'm
not apologize. Fuck that Like no, hell no, all right, Ray,
maybe you should apologize in your situation.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Then I apologizing.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I did, and I held myself accountable and I and I,
and I stated that, yeah that I'm sure you felt
that way. You were supposed to feel that way I did.
It wasn't even intentional. It's just like if you know
a person and you know I feel like anytime you
have to, like just for example, anytime you have to
go back and forth with.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Should I invite somebody?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Because if I don't invite them, they probably gonna fil away,
and so then you just invite them. Yeah, but if
you don't invite them, you know that they're gonna feel
some type of way. Sure, and if you're okay with
that in that moment, then yeah, that's that's how you
were supposed to feel, because that's how you would feel.
I understand that you're a thousand percent right in this
in this regard in that, and here is why, here's

(33:50):
what led to this. My thing is we can't start
at a and not talk about how we got to ze.
All of these letters in between were not Finnah, just
start g like everything else didn't happen before that. I
think we need to normalize like being okay sometimes in seasons,
like my biological father didn't grow up with him, none

(34:10):
of that. My mom was never the person who she
didn't talk shit about our fathers, right she My mom
was very much so like when they get old enough,
they're going to learn. And when I sought a relationship
with my biological father, it was cool for a little bit,
but then I kept noticing you dip in, you pop in,
you pop out.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Okay, cool, because I ain't. I ain't missed you my
whole life.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
You know, you can't miss what you ain't never had
in a sense like I've always had male figures in
my life, so that but you want to know who
your your other part of you is.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
But I'll never forget.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
He would only call me on my like on holidays,
but it wouldn't even be on my birthday, Like my
birthday is November sixteen. This nigga might call me November
twentieth and be.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Like, happy birthday. What's the what's that saying? When it's like, uh,
better late than no?

Speaker 5 (34:58):
No, no, not better late than never liked no. He
used to always say some shit like basically like just
because I'm not talking to you every day doesn't mean
that I'm not following you. And that was that would
annoy me. And then then what started to happen is
I would have miss calls from my biological dad, and
when I would call him back, he would be like,

(35:20):
oh my bad, I butt doubt you. But this happened
every single time I had a miss call, and I'm like, nigga,
we don't even talk all the time, for you to
just be butt dialing me, like this is weird. So
and he would always be up, what is it?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Unseen? Doesn't go on?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Something?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
But he said that to me one last time, and
I said, you know, he was like, I don't be
checking in on you because I'm your friend on Facebook.
I know everything that's going on with you. Know the
fuck you don't? I say, you know what? But blocked
on Facebook, blocked on Instagram, blocked your motherfucking number, blocked
you because what you're not gonna do is you're not
gonna keep You're not gonna keep butt dilling me, getting
my mother fucking hopes up, only for you to be like,

(35:56):
who was a butt dou and don't have nothing to say?
So you're you're only the only time I'm calling You're
calling me is from a butt dial. You're not trying
to have a relationship with me. You're not trying to
do any of that.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
I didn't have you this whole time.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I don't fucking need you now you're not gonna You're
also not gonna do that when I when I have kids,
You're not gonna play with my fucking kids like that either.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Boundaries.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
I think that's very important, and I think it's it's
it's we need to start normalizing setting boundaries with people.
And it don't matter if it's parents, children, brothers, sister, friends, coworkers,
every fucking.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Body cast your question.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
You you seem like you have a very strong personality, right,
that's what they say. Yeah, but you seem like you
do have a strong personality. Let me tell you something.
And I'm not saying this.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Is you, but but my daughter I'm talking about she's
always had me nervous that I've always walked on egg
show with her, Like She's always made me feel like
I'm one no away from her now being in my life.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And this when she was a little kid. Bro Like,
if I tell her no, she gets so mad that
I have to like rush to do everything or she's
not gonna fuck with me no more. That's how our
relationship wins. Women are like that. That's how bro, And
it's like, Bro, the ship we fell out about and
like it was like four fallouts in the course of

(37:18):
her being an adult. And I'm like, I'm like, bitch,
I don't owe you nothing. You fucking you live on
your own. I don't got to do nothing for you.
You grow and and we'll tell you. I will tell
you that I don't have to do a motherfucking thing
for you. At the bare minimum.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You don't got the kids in my ass, but you
can be fucking nice, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm talking about a.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Complete asshole all the time, bro, And I'm like, Yo,
she shit, don't yo, And then like hit you with that,
hit you with that. I'm like, Yo, why do you
act like it's a privilege for you to be in
my life? Kids, by definition, are a fucking burden, all
the kids.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's why I have nothing, Bro.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
No, they're a burden naturally by definition of the word,
they're burden.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, right, So not only you're grown.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Like, listen, my two older ones, twenty three and twenty ones,
still live with me and they're great.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
They don't pay no fucking bills in the house, but
let them get out of pocket. Nigga, y'all grown as hell.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Nigga, my daughter get Amazon packages to the crib every day.
I'll be like, I'm looking at the bill and all
the Amazon but I'm like, but I'm like, you know what,
I never got that opportunity ever, Like I had to Nigga,
my allt made me pay bills.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is sixteen, son, I'm working. I'm getting my little buck
fifty at Mickey D's.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I gotta pay her rent.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Nigga, Yeah, I'm sixteen years old. Bro, Nigga, I started,
I started boosting and stay fly.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Yeah, and can we can I just say this because
I feel like people always be taking specific words and
they have such a negative connotation to them. Burden by definition,
is a heavy load. Okay, yeah, okay, y'all just know
that when this man says that kids are a burden,
are like, y'all like, if you have to take care

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of your elderly sick parent, that is a burden.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
That's a heavy load.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
That doesn't mean that I'm not still doing it with love,
with grace, and I'm gonna make you feel crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
But also also, these kids are burden.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yeah, exactly, nobody.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Listen, let's let you because because the mother is gonna
because it's going to be a woman who says this,
a woman who gives birth to a child right and say,
if she's breastfeeding, her sleeping is over with. That's a
burden on her body. She gotta wake up her thirty
nigga nigga kids don't.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Sometimes one of my baby mothers breastfeeding and the baby
couldn't what's the word, couldn't latch? Next said, the babies
will suck so hard that they break the nipple and
the nipple bleed.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
And I don't have kids. It's it's a lot of ship.
And you love this kid so much as I.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Love them, do it and then your body is no
longer yours. I'll be seeing it where I just saw
a video the other day when the lady.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Was just sell here with them saggy and stretch mall
stomach is crazy like.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Not that fault.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I'm not saying it's for us to that burden look
like homework. I don't have a problem with the stretch marks.
It's one of the skin is sagging. And that bitch
looked like she's so in shape until she takes the
clothes off.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yeah that is I know how much the belly.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Nigga. Don't give a funk about no stretch marks. And
I don't care about that ship. I was with a
girl that I what they do, you know. I was
with a girl that I loved. She had three kids, niggas.
She was a joint nigga. Every time I brought her
around people live, she like a s what she took up.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
She took the saw like the like the captain crazy.
It's the sort you know.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
She looked like like bag of laundry.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
That ship was aga.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
That was like she looked like a lobster with no shell. Nigga.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
It was just that, y'all, not not Yeah, she looked
like muck and grimary niggas some punkymon.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
After I'll be talking about like niggas.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I hear.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
She looked like, y'all.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Because here's the people.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Well maybe after maybe after the relationship. Like I had
an ex and I used to always in my mind
in the relationship, I didn't like it, but I never
I would have never made him.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Feel bad about it.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
But after the relationship, I was like that all God
damn feed the children as stomach.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
This nigga had like.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Making fun of my turtle. You know what, like like
my girl, all of her all of her her uh
her things.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
She's insecure about a good and will embrace it. If
you're insecure about your stomach, I'll kiss it, I'll I'll
fight on it, and I will do some you know
what I'm saying to make.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Her feel comfortable with it. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
But if she's really to the point to where she
wants to cover it up, or let's go to the gym,
because that's the thing that's my ship.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Let's go to the gym. I don't mind when the
trigg is insecure about something we all have insecurity. I
hate when they bring it up out of context that
has nothing to do with ship. I'm like, yo, mom,
why don't you wear the yellow outfit with us tonight?
We popping out?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
She said, no, I can't. You you know how fat
I am, and you'll not like me.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
No, man, you ain't saying none.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
I'm the one that told you it has nothing to.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Do with that, y'all. And then no, We'll be laying
up and I'll be like rubbing up on her and
she'd be like, oh, yeah, well you're touching on my
fat because you don't like it.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You hate you must hate me. Don't worry. I'll kill
secure ass bitch. I'm with you, in secure of fat bitch.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
What are you gonna say about this? So your daughter
has a strong personality?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Is that why you?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Right? All right?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
What I was said was because your dad is he
afraid of you?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I don't I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I feel like I feel like when I because number one,
it was me that sought after him.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
When I found right, okay.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Found him enough said, I found him, and even this
I let him know.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I said, how old were you?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
I had moved towards I think this was in twenty thirteen,
So what been the fuck?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Is that the factum?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Okay, twenty thirteen, in twenty four, I'm thirty five.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So this was, Oh, so you looked for him?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
I look, Oh no, yeah, I looked for him on
Facebook literally and looking for him. I found my half
younger brother because they had the same name, and I
was like do you and he was like, yeah, you're
my sister. I was like, oh, nigga, I didn't know
about him. But even when I first spoke to my
dad when I found him.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I was like, this was after how long. I was like,
first time ever meeting.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Uh no, not first time ever, but I don't think
I definitely have. I've not seen this man since I
was twelve years old, and at that time, my mom
had a thing where she was like, i'll let you.
She was like the minute you fuck up though, like
I'm not inviting it into my daughter's home.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
So like we would have like Monday calls.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
He would call like every Monday at like six, and
then he just like stopped doing it. So it's like, whatever,
I didn't time schedule, and then well, no, what happened
you wanted. What happened was he wanted to come and
visit my mom was married. Number one, He wanted to
come and visit me, but he got upset because my
mom was like, no, you can't stay in.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Our home of course, not.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Place.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah he he.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I don't know where he is now, but he was
in like Milwaukee. But when we reconnected and I talked
to him, I said, I don't have I don't want
to discuss why you weren't there, because truth be told,
it's no excuse to me.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I don't want to, but I don't let him upset.
I'm no because there's not going to be in a
fucking excuse.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
But that's what that's what he needs.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
That's fine. Then he should have said that he was
okay with not rehashing that.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
I said, let's start I just want to build a
relationship with you from here. I'm twenty you know, I'm
in my twenties. I'm very kind of much setting my
ways as a twenty year old. Let's just build from here.
And then it's like, you can't not be in my
life and then try to like dictate my life at
the same.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That was we would have kind of we would kind
of And then.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I respect my elder so I'm not going off on you.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I'm never gonna disrespect yeah, or.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
You shouldn't do that as my daughter, you should bitch.
Am I your daughter? I mean biologically yeah, but we
don't have so it would be that. But I was
never disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
And even even when I blocked him, it wasn't like
I didn't have a conversation and was like fuck you.
I just was like my heart boundary, heart stop, I'm
good on it because I don't like that emotional roller
coaster for me, and I'm trying and I really do
feel like, I'm not the person that should have sought you,
but I did.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I'm not above agree with that.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I'm not above seeking.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I agree with you. You know what, all of this
reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince when Nigga's
dad came back. It was taking them, taking them to
the arcade of the thief parking ship, and then he
was like, Hey, I got some truck stops. How to
do road?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
My situation is a classic case of a kid with
mommy issues masquerading as daddy issues.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You know what I mean. That's a lot of that
ship going on. Daddy, been there the whole fucking time.
Theygga never walked out of your life, been there the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You rejected it because I had something to say.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Also side, no, I agree with I see where Will's
father was coming from with that ship, like I gotta
get this money. We don't all live in bel air, Nigga.
We don't all kind of mad to the bel air.
I ain't a lot of you you ever seen you
ever seen? They redid it, but they added laugh tracks.
Oh no, oh, bro, y'all want to laugh right now?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Oh bro? I cried when I watch it every time
I don't have no parent issues.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I got they did it. They added laugh tracks and
removed It's hilarious. It's the funniest ship I haven't seen
in my life.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I can imagine Will have it like because Will puts
that in a high regard for one of his greatest
acting moments. He talks about him and James Avery like
that's the the first time Uncle Phil ever like said
he was proud of him for like his acting jobs.
Are you already? This is hilarious? I laugh so hard.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You a better man than me.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You're happy?

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Now you're gonna tell Will or not tell me what?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you. I'm
gonna call him from the rope. Yeah, why don't you
do that?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'll do that, daddy.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Will?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I'm glad you here. Some business came up.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I gotta have it.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
So we're gonna have to full oh trip, No, you understand? Yeah,
yeah that's cool. Just for a couple of weeks, I understand.
Maybe a little longer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Look, I'll call you next week and we'll iron out
the details. Okay.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah, it was a great scene. It was great
seeing yourself.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
You too, You too, Lou, Yeah, yeah, this is hilarious.

Speaker 9 (48:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Actually just works out better for me.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
You know, it's slimmys the summer, come to class wearing.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Next to not you know, Will.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
It's all right to be angry, Hey, why.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
Should I be mad? I'm saying, at least he said
goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my
money buying.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
A stupid present.

Speaker 8 (48:59):
That.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
You know. It ain't like I'm still five years old,
you know.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
Up every night asking my mom when his daddy coming home?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
You know who needs him.

Speaker 10 (49:11):
He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my
first basket, but I learned, didn't I? Hey, I got
pretty damn good at two, didn't. No, Uncle Phil got
through my first day without him, right. I learned how
to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
How to fight without him.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
I had fourteen great birthdays without him. He never even
sent me a damn card.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Keep right now, right, I'm like, God, damn.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
You, I'm gonna get through college without him.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I'm gonna get a great job without him.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm having
a whole bunch of kids.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
And I sure it's held on Needlem.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
For that, because they'd a damn thing he could ever.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Teach me about how I love my kids.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Will you know what they put the lab strick at?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What part?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
You think you don't want me? Man? Why shouldn't throw that?

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It's a fatherholder? And so you never seen the actual
like the original.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Bro, that ship had me saying when you add last
rack or something changed the game.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
That's one of the funniest things that I've ever seen
in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Bro, that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
That ship changes the games and that makes you look
at it completely different. Bro. Hey, Lou wasn't so far off.
Look at the end of the day, I wanted to
catch up with you. You're a grown ass man. You
live in this bel Air mansion. I saw you for
a weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I'm a truck driver, nigga, I got stops to make
dog you.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
We can't chill all the time. I'm sorry, you're an
I can't stay in bell Air here with you this
whole time.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You know, we had a show. He didn't even talk
about this ship, Bro, you gotta talk.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
About our Jake as daytona show. Listen first of all
Sugar Knights. So we had a show right Friday night
with Sugar Knight Son and Jacob Knight. Is that Jason, Yeah, Jacob,
it's Jacob. Yeah, what the fuck is Marion is n Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah? Real cool, cool, cool, super cool and was already
a fan. I didn't know that. Yeah, and he was,
uh he let us joke he was he wasn't like
a sensitive nigga and wasn't. And what's kind of funny?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
What's funny? What's funny? You could tell he's not a comedian,
but he had good stage presence. He can be a comedian, yes,
because of a stage president. He's good. You can say
he's like poor.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
He's been doing this for a while, but he's done
reality TV and ship Okay, so he's trained.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
He's been on television. He's done reality shows.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
And I think they said they're they're marketing him for
a show right now. But he looks just like his father. Bro,
he looked just like that man. Yeah, come in with
a little light. Scared girl. Shorty was super trash. Shorty
was mid is all outside. She must have met how
showed you out and she was mad time She was cool,
but she was mad.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
He probably just found a girl in Daytona that he
was trying to suck out.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Me say some about Daytona, My nigga, it is the
dirtiest place I ever been to my life. Bro.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
The bar we was in was tracked. It wasn't just
a bar, it was a strip club.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
The strip club he was in had to be amongst
one of the first strip clubs in history.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, I think that it was old. It was there
when the settlers.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
It was a pool table in there, the bar was
the vip section looked like a fucking The vip section
was crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It was.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It was.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It looked so vintage, the vip section like he was
sitting there.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Some it looked like the second prize floor of a
furniture store, just like where they put the good furniture at.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
It literally looked like if you look at an old
like mobster movie like where We're Lucky Luciano and then
with a saturn.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
And the strip club itself was a warehouse.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
It was huge, yeah, big, and they had one stage
out there. All of the strippers were jankie olden trippers
was first of all, they knew they wasn't getting no money.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And it's crazy. I walked up to one of them.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
There was a perto Rican girl and a black girl,
and I was like, yo, I got I got some ones.
Let me throw it and they shake it ass. I'm like, yo,
how much to get a while just to see. I
was like, yo, we fucking up there or what? And
she was like, you got two grand for me? I'm like,
two grand for your for your dusty ass. Let me
tell you something, right, they fucking for a hundred. Let
me tell you something. If I wanted to, I could

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have took any one of them strippers right then to
the car. It was that.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
It was that men.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I left. You can see I'm still kind of sad.
I left and was sick immediately. Yeah, I got something
some food out there. You've heard something called souse.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Yeah, I keep seeing it on South Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I got it like it coming like a plastic bowl.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
It's right, chicken, a bunch of juicy.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
It's like what rice and grat It was right. It's
like chicken, shrimp is different. Might meat you can get.
It was pretty good though.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I never had a souse. That was my first out
having it.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
What ethnicity is that? It's like a southern It was
really good though that sounds and it comes in a cup.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
It was like plastic tall.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yeah, like coming to change restaurant, Like if you get
like a wall to on suit with the change restaurant.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I gotta look into that. It's pretty good. I will say.
The show itself, it wasn't. It was. It was in
a like a side Did I feel like I did
over an hour?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It didn't do it over an hour. I did an hour?
You did? You probably did forty five minutes. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I just was that he was cooking. So the show itself,
I think went pretty well. Is it in the side room.
There was a good turnout of people.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
The show was great. The show is fine.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
The show.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
The Daytona comics are among the dustiest niggas. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
They had this one comic ring. He's about five two
five two tattoos, a white guy with a mohawk. A mohawk, yeah,
like a like a like a like a like a
cartoon Bebop and rock steady mohawk. Yeah, he had tattoos
on his face. But like a mask. You know what
ro Warriors is from wrestling. He looked like one of

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the road Warriors.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
He looked like he had like our patchy chief symbol
under his under his face, under his cheeks. And ship.
Definitely it's in a micro gang, yeah, biker gang energy.
The thing is they didn't need to add comedians to it.
Me you and Ash could have cleaned up the show
and done things fine. And every comedian that came up
with garbage, including Yeah included.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
They had Annie. She she does okay, she's in Dayton.
She did all.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Her titties is crazy. Titties are crazy. No, I love her.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I call it tits McGee. Titties are fucking. She leads
with her tits to like she knows.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
They're a huge, huge, and she rocks. She wears them
out like you know, she wants you to. She leads
with her tits, her tits leader. That's that's my porn category.
That's what I look up. When I look up, I
can see that. Yeah, that's ship. So we did the show.
My actually opened up for us. She she did some time,
she did good, she did good, and then I went

(56:29):
up there just her.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Stage Present's got a lot better. Her nervousness is gone.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, she's She's also very comfortable. She's also adapted the
Kevin Dean observation crowd work at the beginning, I see it.
She's she's watched my set so many times that she
now she's doing now she's looking for people.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
In the audience to take cred of. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah, that's one hundred percent Kevin. It's a Kevin Deane tactic.
I'm going to open before I get into my set,
I'm going to talk about any elephants in the room.
I'm going to make some observations and that I'm going
to get into my jokes. That's a comedian thing, period.
That's how I've always watched stand up. So I think
it's weird that people are shitting on crowd I don't know,
you don't never get in but no, but this is

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the thing.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
And the niggas were talking about crowd work or fucking y'all.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Nigga, shut up, bro y'all niggas do five minutes, bro right,
shut up you if you're doing anything under thirty minutes,
don't do CrowdWork, my nigga.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, go get to your joke and shut up.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
My nigga, they'd be hating on CrowdWork and I'll be
feeling bad about myself.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Like nigga, Am I a hack as a comedian?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
No? But you have jokes though, Yeah, I have a
whole set. You have jokes ahoxcept for that you said me,
Oh shit, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
You didn't like it. You hated it?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Nigga?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
What the fuck was wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Bro? Like Nigga, I was drinking son you you know
what Kevin?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Kevin you know he does. He does the nineties comic
thing that I fucking hate.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
The Bill Bellamy think he's super likable, right, so when
he starts running out of jokes, he does so yo,
y'all having a good time, get to get the most
clipping back because he needs the energy, he needs the clap. Well,
the single Lady's that he one of them niggas I hate.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I hate them, nigga because it's.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
A cheat cod It's like Nigga, tell it choke, don't
try to get him cheat cheat me and you are
Professor Xavier and Magneto Nigga, because I hate the ship
that you this nigga goes up on stage and goes, hey, yell,
fat bitches, get your fucking life together first of all.
And then know when he laughs, and then he goes,
what's wrong with y'all? Y'all don't like comedy? Y'all, don't
you know what it is? You know what it is.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I think my tone makes him think I say shit
like that. But I never ever would do that. I
would never I have never ever.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
He was going off about the same thing we talked about.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
On the podcast before. People talking in the crowd was
going sh when he had.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
The jersey on. But see I was there that night.
The context behind it. That girl was being rude to
all the comedians all night.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I was actually defending the comedians she was because, oh
it happened at his night. You missed, you missed like week,
you should have came out.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
It happens.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Well, that was different because that girl was different.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
First of all, when I first walked in the door,
I'm near two three minutes probably I just walked in.
Kev's like, hey, you wanted some time, I'm like, yeah, sure,
And as I'm walking in, it's a girl heckling and
then she gets up while who's doing they set Austin
Austin was doing a set. She gets up and she

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comes over by him, and then keV takes back over
the mic and now she's on Kev's shoulder, right.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
With the phone.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I'm about to take that phone the spot.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Now she's on Cav's shoulder.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
She's on Kev's shoulder, and while he's doing common, she's standing.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Next to him.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Why she's so close to you.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Because this is what she wants, sucking attention. So now
it's like, I'm like, oh boy, please don't want me
to do with this. Please. And I'm saying I proud
of myself because I took it very easy on her.
I get up there, I start my joke. Right, let
me run this joke down me right, my joke, give
it to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Her as you give it, give it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
All right. I start out and I say, today I
had to break up with my girl. You know, I
didn't want to break up with her. But we were out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Eating and the food came to the table, and as
the food was coming, she started to dance. And all
I let me know is she's gonna be fat one day.
So right, and I'm start and I say, and I
say a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Couple of more things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I have no problem with that part of this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
And I say, you can't leave a girl for being fat,
but you can leave her forgetting fat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Can I pause you right here and right there? Remember
that moment. That's when I lose people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
So that before you go any further, let me just
give you the context. Oh, Nico Gastro is eighty percent women.
This is the only this is the only comedy show
that I know. Oh that night, that night doesn't matter, skinny,
big fat. It's all types of women there, but it's
mostly women. And the dudes that are there are there
with their girl. There's no like single dudes just chilling.

(01:01:12):
So he's coming at women for getting fat in a relationship,
expecting the audience to all be on his note.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
On the same side, Here's what keV don't understand. Right
is Keth think he understands women better than me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Okay, let me tell you something. Women love that shit.
They love it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
You I mostly performed with. My biggest fan base is women. Okay,
women love that shit. He coddles women.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Your biggest fan base are New Yorkers. Cat, I don't
know if or women.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
When I do comedy shows, I get love from women.
Sure you've been there. It's always the women in my face.
The gods, don't I mean, yeah, the god yeah. But
so listen for context, right, you have to seek. And also,
I'm a Corey Hokumb type guy, right, so I'm an
accountability guy. I'm not there to coddle your fucking feelings.
keV will coddle your feelings. I don't care if you

(01:02:02):
feeling to be hurt, right, I don't because I'm telling
a joke. So what I so, I'm like, listen, right,
so what So what I say is if she's already
so watch, I'm showing love though, right, But look, I say, yo, listen,
if you came in a situation big love her, I

(01:02:23):
love you, I got you like this. But if you
got big, I didn't sign up for that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
So it's okay for me to leave you. That's not
me attacking fat women.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Time out again.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
So after he says that, which I've seen that joke
work very well, and I've seen the joke work really well,
and a mixed crowd, so everybody is laughing, giggle, giggle.
This time the joke didn't land, and that happens sometimes
the joke fell flat. So then he's trying to explain
himself out of it and keep the joke going. But
there's a big girl in there, and it happens to

(01:02:56):
be the big girl who wants to make the show
about herself. So he's like, you understand, and she's like, no, nigga,
I don't understand. What are you talking about? And he's like, man,
if you just let me finish, like there's more than
a joke. Yeah, And then now she's like, no, nigga,
the joke's not funny. Nobody in here is laughing. And
so now this nigga is in a situation. Now, joke's over. Now,

(01:03:19):
the show's over. Now it's about you, bitch.

Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Now now that's how I'm I'm adversary. I'm confrontational. Yeah,
so you don't in the right to be adversarial.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
She's interrupting the show, but in her mind, hey, I
just came to a comedy show to laugh. This nigga
attacked fat women. I'm a fat woman, and it wasn't funny.
Nobody else is on board, Like, I'm not saying that's
not true.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I'm not going to interrupt.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I keep saying nobody else was laughing. But only she
was offended. Nobody else got mad two different things. Only
she was offended. But the whole room wasn't on the
joke bomb that night, Bro, the joke didn't land.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
No, no, it did laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Let me say something, that joke never gets It never
gets that okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
It's like a comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Okay, right, you have a nigga. The greatest comedians get
that energy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I'm cool with that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Energy because I understand that I have to get to
the punchline in order to make people.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Erupt, right, and that's neither here, and she never let
it happen. So I mean the punchline could end up
bringing it back from all I'm talking about is in
that moment, that specific line right there, whether it's supposed
to get a laugh or not, it didn't get a laugh.
This bitch got a short attention spin to this could
be true. So this EIGHTYHD bitch was expecting a laugh
in a moment that she didn't get one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
She tried to make the show about herself. And then
now we're in an uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Right and for me, I assess the situation because normal me,
oh out of let loose like MUSLINI from the balcony
on this bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Instead, I looked it was she was with older women.
There was balloons. I'm like, oh shit, they're having a
birthday party. And also, this is not a comedy cl up.
And most importantly, I am not the headliner. This is
not my show. I appreciate everything he did. I say, yo,
I'm going to fall back. The headliner is coming up.
Let him, you know, because I can. I can walk

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them like what I was gonna say to her would
have walked them out of that club. And now I
fucked up for the headliner, who's getting paid to be here.
I'm doing five minutes. I'm just up here to do.
I was grateful for what he did, because she went
outside because she was mad afterwards, But the rest of
the party stayed and they all apologized to me afterwards,
and then she came. And then she also came and
apologize to me. Yeah she was doing too much. She was.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
I'm never.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
And then this dick had brought a shot. I saw
he brought he I got to buy women's shop time.
Will's fucker, I'm pissed.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Will you be costing him money?

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Bro? Never There's been multiple times this well I was like, yo,
I'm sorry everything. Yeah, leaving out this point though, if
I'm on the bill, that fucking room is going to
be packed to capacity because I'm bringing my people in there,
and my people are going to spend a shipload of
money in there. Now he do be bringing people hell yeah,
but yeah, I just come out to support Kevin every

(01:06:14):
week and I'm going to continue to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Last thing I couldn't because I was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
A feeling wall. Hey, I appreciate you coming out, and
I always I always have a good time when you're there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
I need to come one of these. I just feel
like I don't be thinking.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
I don't be thinking about it until it's like we're
at the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Ship, right, listen, listen right, come hang out, like bring
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Then we all rolled out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Oh no, that's Tuesday, That's Tuesday night. But I have Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.
It looks like he's picking up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah, y'all have a great time at Dirty Bingo.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
I have food and drink.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
There's definitely food.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
And we talked about some ship last week. Bro, I
got her right here, I got this all. You got her? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
We did a promo video. Let me see it. Yeah,
that's her, Yeah, that was her. That was her, big
hero six looking bitch. Oh yeah, it's a little spot
on her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
But yeah, she all up on the stage, like walking up,
just trying to have a conversation, like we're doing a
stand up show. She was Yeah, she was drunk. She
was drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
But she came to me afterwards and like, are you
mad at me?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I'm like, I'm not comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Oh, And they come to find out she wanted to
fuck me. That's what it was all about. At the
end of the day, he left that part out there
because her dude, the dude. The dude came up here
like yeah one of the yeah, one of my homegirls,
and they trying to take you home tonight, the nigga
who was with them, and then she comes trying to hoigher.
I'm like, oh, that's what it was. You thinking all
of this is true. I'm not denying. At the end

(01:07:41):
of the day, all I'm talking about is what he
goes on stage and how he opens up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
That's the same one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
What show was it when you was like because I commented,
I was like, nah, I could be regular, I could
bag you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Night.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
No, No, that was like three years ago. Yeah, that
was me defending it. I'm that's that's the show. That's
my show where I was hosting, and that girl was
because all the comedians was like, damn every time we
go up there. Bro, these arember open micers. I mean,
Kev's not an open micer. Jari's of course not, but
at the time that's an open mic spot. Yeah, and

(01:08:16):
open micers are terrified of crowds a lot of times,
that's if it was an adversary crowd. So I'm like, listen,
these are open micers. You gotta chill out, like if
you don't want to, if you don't be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Up here heckling them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
She was heckling everybody that came up there, so that's
when I came up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I'm like, you know what, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
I don't understand hecklers because well, clearly they want the tension.
Like I just feel like I could never be like
when I've gone to comedy shows and if I'm like
sitting too close to the crowd, like I don't even
want the comedian at me because don't make a joke
about me. I'm just gonna sit there and just laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Different personalities because a lot of people think because they
grew up around roasters, they're like, they're chomping at the
bit to also be funny. They don't understand what a
comedian is like, yeah, they want They're like, yo, I
just want to be a part of the show. I
want to make people laugh too, and like and they
see it happen online where somebody says something and then
the comedian snaps back and it's this really funny moment

(01:09:13):
and people want that. But it's like that bitch relaxed.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
I don't even want the comedian to be like, I
see you in the front with the green eyes. I'd
be like, but it's different type of hecklers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Like you got the hecklers who just where did y'all
chat like them, Oh, I'm tearing your ass up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
But then you got the ones who's laughing too loud.
That's the heckler who wants the attention from the loud laughter.
It's like, no, I don't I don't hate that, but
you have to say something to them. Yeah, okay, you
know I'm saying there's different types of hecklers, and there's
a lot of hecklers that think that they're helping you Yes,
that's the one that I hate the most. Don't help me.

(01:09:55):
If I'm cooking up there, shut the fuck up. If
I'm not cooking, give me a second work through it,
but don't help me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Never.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, And they think they were like, yo, I was
mad funny right, Remember when I said green beans up there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
No, no nigga actually, or.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Like you said, oh, bro, you ever did a show
with a person who's heard one of your jokes before
and they finished it?

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I hate when people do that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
They say your punchline out loud, like damn, it's not
even given that I freestyle this, not saying the goddamn line,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
But if you if you wrap it and your ship's
predictable and your opponent finished, Hey, that strategy. Yeah, I
like that ship. It's like, yo, Nigga, that was predicted.
That was a predictable glass bar.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
And when I feel like I could tell that the
homie been practicing with you, yeah and he yeah, because nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
With the like, remember, yeah, who's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
I don't have a favorite. I just been watching it
with babe. That's how that's how, that's how I got him.
I thought him my life battle rap so you lie.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
No, I did lie because I used to watch Battle
Rap with my brother growing up, but I didn't really Yeah,
I didn't stick with it though.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
But it's like if I would see battle Rap, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
She might not be invested in the way that she knows.
I think men and women are different. That way was
your favorite. I was always a conceited in an Arsenal nigga.
I really enjoy loaded lucks. I like conceded. I love
Hollow to Dawn. I met Goods a few times and
work with them. I know you've got a relationship with Arsenal, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Like maybe you can watch sports. Battle Rap is his sports.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
So like when there's like a big battle that's his
super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I have literally like.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Made the chicken wings and the fingers like finger foods
and ship I'm like, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Because most a lot of the battle.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Yeah, no, the last that was one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
The next one I'll take.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
He'd be wanting to go, and then we be forgetting,
and then I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Go, I'm friends with some of the lower level battle rappers,
and should they be inviting me those things? But it's
always when I have a show to show us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
But there should be an all day thing up the sun.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
I know they had one at dream City and it
was actually because we do our annual manager's training at
dream City and one of the days that we were
doing it, they had the Battle rapp They.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Actually asked, I've done a couple if you can look,
if you look at the old episodes of the podcast,
I should always do the interviews the Battle Rappers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I have seen those before. They still ask me to
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
So we can always go out at the pod and
we can we can interview some of the Battle Rappers if.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
You guys want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
I just I know the last one he wanted to
go to, I was like, because he was like, it's
gonna be all day opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I was like, I gotta stand.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
That's why I come out with the pod set. That's fire.
We talked directly to the rappers. You know what I
like about you, bro? You don't do nothing janky. Bro.
Everything that you do, like the studio is official. When
you put our clips, when you do when you do
live events, it's all official. Can we talk about janky
niggas for a second. Let's janky ass event.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Bro. There's some niggas that I love to deafen the
city Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
But I know when I work with them, I'm not
gonna get paid on time. I know that is it comedians? Uh,
sometimes it's comedians. Sometimes it's bookers. Sometimes it's people who
are just like, uh, comedy adjacent. They just the bookshit.
I work with a few people. Oh yeah, we work
with one together. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
It's just like, yeah, he had a nerve to hit
me up the other day about some shit too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Just yanky niggas. Just like I said, Bro, you can't
afford me, Bro, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
You had a hard time paying me when I charged
you last time, and now my price is double that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
So yeah, somebody else call.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Like when we hire people for like to do stuff
for like business, like like if we're having an event
and they don't invoice me, I hate that. Like I
feel like there's certain things like if we're.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Doing business professionally, right, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Like, don't send me your cash app.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
I don't want to cash app, like send me or
even if I'm gonna pay, if that's a method of payment, cool,
but can you send me the goddamn invoice.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I can keep this for book tamping.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
It's a little bit different in comedy because we do
a lot of cash shames under the books, but I do.
But she's talking about like a entity a company. Yeah yeah, yeah,
where we're independent, we're to ninety so it's just a
little different. So now if at the end of the
show is like, hey, I got some cash here for you,
or what's your cash out, I'm not I'm never mad at.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
That, and I'm happy about that. I don't got to
report on that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
It's true because when I perform and they give me cash,
I don't like when I'm when I'm singing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
A gig and they give me a check, I don't
like to give me the cash. I'll take the cash.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I don't mind it. And when you like ship like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
But and I also don't mind if you tell me, hey,
check is gonna be here in a week from today
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
But my SE's always there though, And don't tell.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Just communicate with me and let me know, Hey, you're
gonna get it forty eight in two business days or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Don't have me out here feeling thirsty asking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
You don't let me do a show with you and
then you're gonna pay me like half of it after
I already performed. Why are you not paying me the
full amount and then disappear at the end of the
night without telling nobody, like you sound like you ducking
me nigga real quick? Yeah man, he had that. Yeah
he had that. That now he gave after me when
I was on stage. Oh yeah, no befalling um so
he had that. Oh no, I got mine to So

(01:15:08):
all the bullshit niggas was talking. Sorry y'all, you're not
wrong yo. Yeah, you know, Dayton, the nigga paid me.
He paid I think he paid me more than what
he said he was gonna pay. He paid me well,
he paid me very well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
But the other JK ship that nigga was doing afterwards,
nigga fighting bookers and ship. That ship was crazy. The nigga,
I don't know who he fought. I know I was
in the car about to leave, yeah, and I saw
the I'm I'm in the car eating my souse. I'm like,
wait a minute, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
And I seen keV with the phone out. So I
run up and these niggas got they fist the cuss
slow slow mo fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
So I went and I'm like, I know that I've
been telling him all night to calm the fuck down
because he tried to get us to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
So the dudes little backstore, Yeah, we did this show.
We did the show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Some of the dudes I was roasting in the front
were actually fairs of mine already, so they saw that
I was on it, so they came to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
They came to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
One of them was some rapper and he wanted him
to perform at the strip club next door afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
So those were Sugar Knights entourage. The rapper specific he
was there as the Harlem dude. Yeah, with the jersey,
the big jersey, nasty.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
He was talking about something like, oh, I want to
I came out here to support Sugar and I wanted
a rap. But he got there too late, so they
didn't put him on the comedy show. So old boy
was trying to put him in the next room.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
You to rap, So he got mad that they wouldn't
let him rap at that particular show, and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Like, yo, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
But the dudes that already both like, yo, we got
a bottle. We want to make sure these diggers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
They had a whole section. They bought bottles for us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
We were all chilling up there, and the promoter of
the Knight, who already has like beef in the comedy world,
multiple people don't fuck with him. He's trying to get
us to leave, like, Yo, don't support this business. They're
not letting my artists rap out here. And we're looking
at him like, nigga, this nigga just bought bottles and
we got bitches and ship out and why would we leave?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Why would we leave? Like I don't really know you
like that. He's like, now let's leave, let's not support them,
and so he go out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
He goes ship.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
So he go out on his little rant, me will
and ask.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
We're doing our ship in the we drinking at the
end of the night, we had enough because the place
is jinky, it's ratchet. So we're like, yo, the bitches
are whack here. We drink all these niggas bottles. We
started walking to our cars and start getting this so
I'm fucking parking lot PI and Ga.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I gave a niggas some money for singles and he
gave me double my money back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yes, that happened to me too. When you told me that,
I was like, yo, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Yeah, gave me double my money, like gave me double single,
but not the not the booker, the niggag, the VIP.
He was cool, super cool niggad like good time. So
we all walking back to about to drive back to Orlando.
Next thing you know, we hear some commotion. We see
dude with a stance like this, like an old school
box like like put him put come on, you ain't

(01:18:03):
got nothing, champ, you ain't got nothing. So he's he's
arguing with the dude that I recognized, who's the manager
of the strip club. That's he was the man. Oh wow,
he's the manager of the venue. So apparently they do
business together in Daytona and they start going at it.
But I thought they're playing. You know dudes be like
play fighting, yeah, because they was like in it stands
for a wow, yeah, and just like talking. And this

(01:18:25):
dude is like talking to him. Two white boys by
the way, two older white men, probably forties and fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, ship.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
And next thing you know, I see old boy throw
a punch and he hits them. He clocks them, and
he throws another one and dude's dodging and he's like, yo,
stop stop hitting me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I never seen someone say stop him, like, dude, what
the fuck are you doing. I'm like, Yo, walk over here,
you idiot, and he starts talking ship like and you know,
I fucked this dude up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I don't care. And he tried. He caught himself. He
was he said, nigga white.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Yeah, he was like, Yo, this nigga. No, I mean
this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
You know who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
You know who I said?

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
This is Daytona.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
That's very They have guns and I have one too,
and it's not on me, it's in my car. And
he just punched this Daytona dude in his face A
couple of times. He pushed this old white man in
his face repeatedly. Who's the manager of a strip club?
These old white man? He a bike, a bar, nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I'm like, I'm like, yo, to start shooting.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
He's gonna shoot this motherfucker because it's staying your ground. Yeah,
you just went over there and start beating on them.
I mean, I'm like, Yo, I've got my food. I'm leaving, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
No, I had another check to pick up from eating.
So I was leaving Tom like I'm getting the fuck
out of the.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Last the last fight that I got in was like
you was in it or you saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
No, I was fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
You fought.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
It was probably like two and a half three years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
You be fighting.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
I don't like to fight, Okay, I don't like to fight,
but I had I had.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
I used to have to fight a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
You ever had a black eye? Yeah, a black eye
with green eyes is nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
I definitely had. The girl I was in I think
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
In sixth grade. I got a black eye in sixth grade.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
The girl was and it was it was stupid, you
know how they'd be like, if you're not scared, then
you'll push this leaf off her shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
And I pushed the leaf off the girl's shoulder.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
And we started fighting. But she like grabbed my head,
always grabbed my head and like pulled it down, and
she need me so it hands she got.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
That was the only thing she caught.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
But no, the last fight, No, I didn't, but I
did have a we both had battle.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
My dad called it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Battle battle scar. But the last fight I got into
life No, no, my stepdad, I thought it wasn't around. No,
But the last fight I got into I slammed the
girl on the ground, and when they came to like
pick us up. She was like on the ground like kicking,
and she was like, don't stop me raised up and

(01:21:00):
I was like it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Was Son, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
I literally just stopped because I was like this this girl,
this girl is begging for her life right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
And I wasn't gonna stumper though.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
I just like about you had your foot like right
over her, like you know what, Grace bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Y Know y'all might think I'm a maniac, Son, but
I don't do the stump.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Son. I literally I know you're a swinger, you're a grappler,
You're throw a nigga around.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
I'll hold you you show what I did the like
bro I was, I'll hold you down there, but you
but your face.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I'll destroy your face.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Son, you don't seem games in New York and build
a butcher had Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
I do ship like that scared.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Scary because I'm very like much so it's always like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Could be the one moment that changes your whole life.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Like you hit somebody hard enough and they you don't
even got to hit them hard, hit the ass, They
trip and fall and they bang their head on the
curb dead, Like I don't like because I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
You must to fight real good if that's I feel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Like, I'm like, I know what I'm capable of, but
I don't, and the not knowing in those moments is.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Really really scary.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
I don't like fighting, Like I'm gonna fight if I
have to, but it's like for some time, like if
somebody hits me, that's the only reason we fought. Bitch,
you are in my face and she didn't even hit me.
She just she touched me, and it was like, okay,
you touched me, so now I gotta fight.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
But other than that, are the only two comics that
ever fought at the improv and didn't get kicked out.
And well, actually the dude I beat up at the
improv he got beats band for life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Yeah because he started. Oh the nigga that I fought
is also banned for life.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Look at that. Look at that, look at that. That's
why I broke me beat a nigga's ass in the
main room, and I just missed it. Bro Yeah, that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
One where you was like if I was five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
No, no, that was at the uniko. But at the
improv he actually had to punch his stalker. His exits
stalker in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Some nigga, your exis stalker.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Yeah, some dude drove from South at the time, y'all
were together. We were together. Yeah, that's my girl.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
At the time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
He drove from South Florida to like to watch her
because she would post her flyer. She's a comedian, and
he was like, Oh, I just want to I just
want to talk to you. I just want to have
some time alone with you, like in her d ms
every day like sending like salacious ship. She was ignoring them,
and she's just like an introvert, so she was. She
saw him and walk the other way and was getting uncomfortable.
And I'm there watching her getting nervous. I'm yo, why

(01:23:23):
are you nervous about this, nigga? I'm standing right here.
I don't want it to be an issue. I'm gonna go.
I was like, I was like, yo, oh boy, come
over here, Like Yo, she don't want have nothing to
do with you. Can you please just respect her? Back off?
And he was like, what are you her boyfriend? She
said she didn't have a boyfriend on stage. I was like,
that's comedy separate. I'm her man, and you pissed me off.

(01:23:45):
Please relax, and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
He was like, no, she's a fucking liar.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
She's a She said she didn't have a boyfriend on stage,
and he shoved me. Yo, the nigga put his heads
shoved me, and I was thinking it back. I was like, oh, hell,
working started working. Fighting on behalf of the person you
love is a different type of difference. And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
That's the thing. He didn't get beat up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
And that's where the lines get blurred between people saying, Oh,
you're fighting over a woman you never be because you
know you you you defending.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Her honor, but your intentions were not to fight. I
had no, I don't want to fight this nigga. He
hits you first.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I had, so now it's changed into now you're defending
your own honor. He knocked my earring out of my
ear and as a niggah, I lost my earring at
the moment. Now that I got one sided earring and
now niggas is asking me and I lost that's big ice, Yeah, niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I lost a bigger, big chunky. I lost a carrot
at slamming that nigga. The mprov I wanted to go
back and beat his ass again.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
For that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Now I had only one ear appears and so I
can't have that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
So now you know it was fucked up. Like my earings,
I only do screw bags. They had diamonds, and that day,
I remember, I lost the screw back. So I just
put a regular one in.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Yeah, and that day I had to do and lost
my fucking diamond. You know. One of my favorite Kevin
Hart jokes is talking about like, Yo, after a breakup,
I do petty ship. He's like, I don't. I don't
take ship. I don't take ship that she's gonna know.
I don't take it back to the rings and the
jewelry and ship. He's like, I take ship that she
didn't know that she needed. I take the back of

(01:25:26):
the earring. Funny, he said, you better get it popping
with those eraserst bitch like that. No more so. Yeah,
that's a pack of popping with that's inconvenient, like.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Scrolling out even even the screws, Like if it falls,
I'd be like screwing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
You know, a necessary cut the ag lids off somebody's shoelaces.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
You know what is is it the little plastic part
of you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
You nasty for knowing that you are smart son.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I know about it from Phoeneus and ferv and I
know you're too old to watch it. Cut that at
Little Sun. That's fucked up money.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Hey, so yeah, laces, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
So listen, we're about to end. Oh you'll be good
on tom. One last thing before we go. Me and
keV talked about something last week and I'm still in.
That's why I put that post because they still attacking me.
I got cat. I gotta be for cat people to
sound right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Cat cat lovers, yeah, cat eyes and cat and keV
pointed out something we talked about how men who love
cats are bitches, and weard those right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
So checkers look at this article that you can this article.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
That came out, yea turns out that men that that
women find cat loving men less attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Of course these.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
Trust this because women find men that smoke unattracted women.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
I don't even need to read this. This is just
an article that popped up. Why would a woman find it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
That is?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
That is beyond see a dog, right is different because
a dog can get aggressive with you, right, like you
can fight your dog and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
But even niggas with like small dogs. That's still bitch
ass ship to me too.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
That cats are violent.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
They are violent, but how do you how can you
show your love to a cat and an aggressive man
as a man, even a chihuah Wa bites your motherfucking
ankleolf niggas. Yeah, I don't feel like you have to
be aggressive to be a man.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
But having a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Having a cat is one thing, but loving the cat.
Don't love it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Because you got rats, lions, lions, you got mice, if
you have a silence, if you have a cat because
you have mice. I'm not judging that that you don't
have a name. Everybody got a cat. When we get
done with the niggah, do you think it's me straight
cast from New York? You know why when they get
rid of them throwing outside? Yeah, like, I don't know
that cat by name. You don't got no bowl in

(01:28:07):
my hand, cat cat. You don't name a cat, They
ain't gonna answer to it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Your cat, come over here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
I had two cats one time. They were Siamese. Kid.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Now, if you got a fucking F one, that was
the F one or F five? What nigga you got
one or Savannah or one of those you're making up words?
Are these cars? Cats?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
These are cars the bigger pet. Why to come in
here and be a teacher.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
All the time you're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
I like the big exotic cats, like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
One cat or F five. Now you got one of these,
not the F one but F five. So these are
cats are the serval. But the higher the number, the
more far they are. F five.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
That's not attractive either, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
That's a fucking lion.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Look, no, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
A big Yeah, that's different. That's that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Is kind of cool that you got that ship, the
big one, not the small one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
You see how I go from F one F five?

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Yeah? You ever watch Archer? No, oh your Archer is hilarious.
But they got like a you got like a like
a big ass.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I just saw a video where a person has one
of those.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Big girls are scary.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Brobody was trying to come down the stairs and the
cat would not let her come down the stairs.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
It just kept going, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Yeah, no, no, it's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I don't like animals in general because animals are unpredictable.
But if you're going if you're gonna be a dude and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Have you got a servo. Yeah, boy, this show like a.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
A caricter one of these, like one of these ships.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Oh that's coolest ship. Now you got one of them ships.
That is cool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
I'm not coming to your house.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Imagine if you got that, now that right there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
If you got a has got a mountain lion, Get
a panther, nigga, get gets some ship that can kill you.
Get a jaguar if you got if you are a man,
If you're a man, that's luxury.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
You should have an animal that can hurt you bro
or her other people if they crossed.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
That's security. Is bitch ass cat. They can't do nothing,
scratch like I got frenchies.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
But my dogs are status symbol and they'll funk you
up if they really wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I'm talking to the shorty right now.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
I have a palm ski.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Ryan's is it?

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
He learned to love her? But I got her after
our relationship started.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
But it was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
But that's a frenchie right there, right, that's a French Yeah,
that one a lot No English bulldogs. Yes, the shorty
that I'm rocking with is a dog sitting right now.
She dogs sitting like two dogs and three cats and
she brought her homegirl over.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
She's sitting cats. The cats are not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Hers, the cats are not hers, but that she's also
not bringing the cats to her crib. She's just going
over and okay, okay, she's like the dog sitting for
her neighbor, but the dog is at her crib. The
dog is a little ferocious, and she bit her homegirl
the other day. And I'm like, I already would never deal.
That's a deal breaker. From now, you gotta go with
the cat. Now it's got you can't steal no more. Nigga,

(01:31:16):
embarrassing ship happened to me recently, Nigga, I was over
at the crib.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
This is what I wanted to talk about on the
pod because I gotta get this this shame.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Off of me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
This is shame.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
This is this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever
talked about the pods.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Okay, oh wow, samsg we over.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
She's like, yo, I can't come over to your crib
because I've been pet sitting. So like, if you'll come
over here, I'm like, yeah, bet, I'll grab some I'm
gonna grab my favorite wings for you, and I'm gonna
get some ice cream and We're gonna eat ice cream
in bed and watch movies.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
We'll have a Sunday fun day home.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
It's raining.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I love those.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
So yeah, we had a We had a good old time.
I'm putting her onto all my favorite TV. This is Martin,
this is Black Ladies, Cats Show. We having a great time. Uh,
the ice cream comes, we get an uber eats. We
eating in bed. I finish it and right after the
ice cream, she's like, She's like you, She's like, oh,
this is so raer mad. This is not she want
to fuck. Okay, So we fucked. Everything was good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
It was fine. I'm butt ass in the bed. She
got white sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Everything in her bed is white, white pillowcases, white sheet,
white dubet. It's all white. Yo, I don't know if
I know this about me. Ice creamy fucking me up
a little bit. Ice cream? No bro.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
She was like, yo, I gotta go walk the dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
So she walks the dogs and I'm laying butt ass
in her bed. No bro, I'm laying butt ass in
her bed. And I farted a big fart from the
ice cream. And I didn't realize when I farted A
little dude, A little dude. It's a little bit on
the cheeks, but I didn't know in real time because
it wasn't wet or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
I was like chilling, and so we watching the show
and you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
Don't know where I'm going because I'm not about to
blame these dogs over the get it. I didn't know.
I didn't know that it happened. So I'm rolling around
with her. I'm rolling in the bed like we have
a good time. This is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
And at the end of the night, I'm like, yo,
I gotta go home.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
I got some shit to do. So I'm putting my
Jordan's on and I get up from the blanket. I
see a little brown spot. I'm like, but it's tiny.
It's like small, and I'm like, oh, that's embarrassing, buying,
bring it up, go home, wipe my ass, every like,
take care of shit.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
And then the next day I don't hear from her
all day. I normally get a good morning text from her.
I usually get a like, oh, hey, I had a
really great time yesterday, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
You so much. Nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
So I hit her up around four point thirty in
the afternoon, like, hey, baby, you haven't heard from you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
How you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
And she hit me back with the yo, what would
you do if, hypothetically you had a great day with
somebody and then they had some cold stone and had
the bubble guts and pood on your bed a little bit.
And I'm like, no, the message And I looked at
it and I immediately was like, because I saw the
little I'm like, maybe that's what she's talking about, a

(01:34:02):
little spot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
And she was like, what if you had white sheets
and there was skid marks on the sheets?

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Oh? Mother? And she asked me, She was like, what
would you do hypothetically? Would you ignore it and never
bring it up? Would you talk about it so there's
no awkwardness? Or would you just ghost that person so
you don't have to deal with it no more? And
I was like, yo, I would be embarrassed as the
person personally, but I would want to have the conversation
so we could clear the air. And then she was like, oh, well, hypothetically,

(01:34:31):
how would you feel if you if the person just
asked you to buy a new duvet set and then
we never talk about it again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
And I was like, yeah, that's sound like a good idea.
How much it costs? Let me know, I'll cash at
you right now. But yet, I'll go on Amazon. I'll
buy the shit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
I bought the duvet set and was like, Yo, this
is probably the most uncomfortable situation I haven't been in
the mine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
You must really like this girl. She's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I would never talk to her again, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
It's my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
I fucked up sh first. First of all, shame. Let
me let me tell you something. Every time I think
about her, I think about the shame. I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
I haven't seen her, and I didn't see the sheet,
so I don't know how bad it could have been.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
It was rolling all around.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar. I gotta
live in my truth. But I'm not admitting that. So batman,
let me tell you something. She could I wanted to blame.
He was no nigga. I would gash like, let me
take something.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Dog by the By the end of that, there wasn't
actual ship.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Did you ask, Well, you can't, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Ready to flavor dog?

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Ready to flavor dogs?

Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
Scoop yea when they're antal glands. So the dog could
have been in the band in school.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
I don't let her dog.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Dogs. I wasn't up on the Let me tell you, somebody,
the end of that conversation, she would have thought she
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
You would have the is no way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
I didn't even think about that. I just like the
one or two things would happen. I'm always preaching no,
that's fine, we either would. I would never have accountability
about that, nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Do you understand if this turns the bliss a relationship?
This is the story. This is the story. This is
the story. This is what she brings up every time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
So every time every.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Nasty leverage, my nigga, you gotta get out of this situation, bro.
Anytime that everybody's trying to have a good laugh, that
comes up, anytime she's mad at a nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
If I don't do chores in the house, that's why
I'm always cleaning the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Back yo, shitty ass sheets and ship this is nasty leverage.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
If if she finds out how other bitches like I
know the bitches you fucking that because I know how
nasty you are. You didn't even know it, bro, Yo,
Shipping in the bed is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Son, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
I had no idea, you know, what I'll make you know,
I mean, right now, I'm that why he's got white bet.
I'll make you feel better right now, real ship. I've
been sick for the last three four the age.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Oh this is recent ship.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
That's everything happened to me yesterday. But on my but
on my bed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Can you play? You are not alone in post, but.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
On my but on my bed, and I was alone.
But I took the sheets. I took the sheets off
and in Cleveland, immediately, immediately, immediately, immediately, for anybody saw
anything you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Was sick and couldn't get out of bed. He's just shipped. No,
I farted. Thought it was something a little bit diarrhea
came out, a little sick diarrhea, but that's never happened.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Yeah. I was like, oh, hell no.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Y'all know, I got a partner.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
This ship happened and we were sleeping together in the
same we were asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
We were asleep breaking up. I believe you just have
the panties on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
We were asleep and the ship came through the panties.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
It was like it was like.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Yeah, And I was like oh, and I like hurried up,
try to get up.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
And then I was like I had to wake him
up because I was like, I was like, babe, you
got to get up.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
And then he was like, yo, all of us having
a story of shipping in the bad crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
I was like, he's like, what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
I was like, don't make a big deal, son. I got,
I got, I got, I got the title episode already,
the short.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Way breathe a shark way, Son, that happens.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
Niggas is not just over here shipping on themselves everybody
that's watching this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
That's never happened to me on myself, but in the bed. Yeah,
but it happened to me since I know. That's how
I knew I was sick.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
It happened me in this office too.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
I did one of these and it was a little
too much, a little too much as wet I want
to far.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
White. It happened to me. I showed these house, but
Shorty had left. This was another situation. And when I
was dating my ex and ice cream nigga, we had
ice cream the night before Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
At least get the oak the oat milk.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Yeah, we had the coldstone.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Got to make a day out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
Shorty went to you told your bubble Gus situation should
have told us ship. Oh no, I didn't tell her
it was about the bubble Gus. She just knew, like, hey,
I'm an ice cream like black. She's black in Chinese.
It's nice mix. Yeah, she's good, but she she grew
up with her age inside of her family, so she don't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Know know, Black judged the fun out of you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
She know. She was cool about the situation, and we've
been cool since, but just in general, like it's like
there's a cultural dynamic. Whenever we try to get food together,
she always wanted to get some like uh fucking seaweed
and rice and like different vegetables. I'm like, she's just
old Asian when she.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Just super eight.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
But she don't look old Asian with it right, So
I'm like, yo, why do you keep on trying to
do these seeweed wraps and salad?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
I want to hear ill ass Asian fact. Yes, Koreans
lack the gene that gives you odors. So Koreans don't
get musty, so they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Wear do they can't stink at all. They can't stink.
It's impossible, Like, is there a homeless Korean nigga?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Most of them don't have the gene that produces body odors,
so they don't stink.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Yeah, most Koreans in a couple of other East Asian countries.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
There isn't a lot of odors have to do with
like what you eat and ingest.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
It's a it's a gene, it's a it's a it's
a hormone that produces it, and they don't have it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
So you go to Korea, you might not even be about.
That's an ill ass, motherfucking thing to happen. I don't
know if that apply to pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
O mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Since you said you was gonna you was gonna be here. Seen.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
I stopped at CBS to give me some mask or whatever,
like putting on my FoST garris, And I saw a
man coming out of Dominoes with his pizzas, but that
nigga ho top of his shirt up to right here
was so wet, and I was like I was, And
then he had he had an suv that looked like
he's a father, which means he's probably married.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
And I was like, somebody is married.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
I hate a sweat. I got a friend that like
out in any type of heat this. Niggas profusely sweat.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Why do you listen? Yeah, Will don't look like always? No, No,
I don't sweat a lot, but I hate it. I
don't like looking craazy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Are you just buying like hand toowels?

Speaker 9 (01:41:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
How much does that cost? I've never had to have
that as accessory.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
No, No, this is New York nigga too. Like I
see niggas doesn't have that ship in the back pocket.
I always have in my back pocket. I always want
my face to look I don't think I got that.
I got a beard bonnet. I wear beard, but I've
seen that. I want wear beer bonnet.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
What's a beard bonnet?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
It's a bonnet, but for your beard.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
I need to promote him. It works, Yes, beer long
niggas be doing esty ship.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
I think I feel like I was.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
No, No, that's that's that. No, that's called maintenance, bro. Yeah,
sometimes maintenance could be zesty. It's not wrong with that
if it is, and it is what it is?

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
I do you get and petties?

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
I get? I get man, I don't get petties. I've
never I want to get one. We're the opposite. I
do petties. I don't do mannies.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Why you don't want to do petties.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
I got a problem and I'm a little ashamed of that.
I need to do. Like I got like my two
big nails. I want to go get them taken care of.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Yo, no home, Okay, we look at each other's big
nails one day because we.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Talked about this. Is also I told you I'm gonna
get him removed. Yeah, I haven't grow back as a
brother in comedy and potted.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
See if they do that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
I would say, if you feel like you're like to
nails or something are next door, yeah, I might have.
I want to go to one because what they what
they be doing, and like when you go to nails
and lines and stuff, they're not supposed to to cut
the side of your nail like the the end grown now,
because then your nails will grow.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
They remove them naturally so they get the funcus from.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
I need to go to like because I used to
always be like, oh I have an end grown, and
they would just fucking remove it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
I need I would listen our building that has the
studio has we literally have a foot doctor next. I
need to go and actually a photographer. I need to
shout out to him. He d m me he's upstairs.
It's a photographer and one of the other offices.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
He wants to work with us. I don't know what
he wants after he had shots and ship too. I'll
do some only fans foot ship if if that's what
the niggas putting like, I have a beautiful foot.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
It's the nails on insecurity. The nails I'm fucked up over.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
To look look like insecurity.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
Listen when I say like, I'm do you motherfucking I'm
not taking myself already.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Myself like I wear like.

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Let me see, it's probably not even that bad man.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
It looks let me it looks nice because I let me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Let me it just like I don't know how to
shot that. So that's that's how mine is.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
I feel like that's the norse.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
But yours is not that. Yours not that bad. You
know's not that. But you know what they'll do, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
So that that the camera picking up all the little
what they'll do is what they'll do is they'll they'll
cut that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Yours is not worse.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Min is thick, thick, it's a little yours that fat
niggas always got.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
I'm a fat nigga. Fat okay, cool, I don't got
to know I had a flying as foot I got.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
That's my That's an insecurity for me. Absolutely. Any woman
who've ever been in a relationship with me, probably about
five year advice I've never take myself. They've never seen
my fingig never showed his foot. I'm super insecure about it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
It's not that bad. It's my.

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
Expect guys to just have pristine toenails and feet because
most guys don't.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
And we we do ship.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Yeah, y'all work, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
I've never had a girl give me a hard time
over like.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
And I'm not the type of nigga who I'm not
gonna go to the pool of the beach because I'm
worried about it. But I am the type of nigga
I'm gonna bring it up before you bring it up.
If I'm sitting up there and I got oh no, no, no, no,
I'm let me say something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
When I when somebody had to see my feet, I
taught myself to go like this.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
I covered my big toes with my other toes. Yeah,
I'll do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
This number and people, people, you know, people think that
it's nothing wrong with my feet and I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
People think my toes across like that. I'm really doing that, yo.
Family for years like, Yo, why your toes like that?
I'm like, no, I'm doing that right. Are there things
like stuck to the bottom of my shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
This? Yo? Tell me how I did a janky ass
show with Jari one time. I was wearing these eights
and this nigga there was rat track on the stage.
Oh you had the while I was like a big
whole fucking plate and glue trap, a glue trap and
it had like a dollarp of peanut butter in the center.

(01:46:11):
I'm hosting the show. I'm up there for maybe thirty
seven seconds. I'm like, Yo, thank y'all for coming out,
blah blah blah, and then my fuck gets stuck and
I'm like, Yo, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
And then so I'm trying to get it up.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
And I trip and I fall and I catch myself
real quick, and everybody's watching this like, Yo, what the
fuck is going on? We already had like audio issues
and shit. I was like, Hey, don't worry, y'all. I
just got stuck in a rat trap is fine, And
then I put my other foot in to try to
get it out, and that food gets stuck too. So
now I'm just a fucking cartoon. This happened like a
month ago in Orlando.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
Say the name of the venue, but we were. We
were downtown and all his people were out there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
Dog y'all know, I'm gonna put him out because I
don't like the fact, the mirror fact that they tried
to play us like we were trying to get a.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Free meal or something.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
The H.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
I went to the H for somebody's birthday one day
one night, and swear to god, we was in that
little it's like the little nook, like the back room.
We were sitting at the table music at this and
I saw I only been there once. I ain't been
back since. I saw something skirt real fast across the things.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
There's a lot of rat.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
Maybe I was like, maybe I'm tripping, but no. Then
I heard the little.

Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Squeak squeak, and the motherfucker was like yeah, and I
was like, oh my god, y'all, it's a rat. And
then of course, you know, girls are like it was
a big commotion, and then we saw two of them
dark and we was like, we were like, nah, bro,
And the owner or the manager was like, we've never
had a rat problem.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Before, Like y'all brought them.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Yeah, bitch, don't play with me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Food here, Yeah, you're dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
I mean the doors the doors open, like it's the rats.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
Doesn't mean you're dirty, it means just food here. Yeah,
and they smelled.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
It, they tried it. They were like, are y'all sure.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Yeah, bitch, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
Right now. But when I go out there, are naturally
gonna come to a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
It's fucking food here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
I went to the porch one time and they were
like a rat, like like scurried across the banister.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
It doesn't mean it's you're dirty, bro, Like, yeah, it
can happen anywhere. And you know, fucking a place.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
I'm not gonna shout out all these places, but there's
a place downtown that we performed. You're performing there and
they're well known for having a really rats in both parts.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
We're a club, a club where we chill. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
I'll tell you some wow shit that happened now to me.
At the beginning of the year I got you. I
was about to go cook. You know, will rats go
when it's cold and they go on your grill?

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Oh inside the girl, I opened up my fucking grill
to cook some steaking Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
The whole bitch you yeah, you get nigga jumped out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
I said, oh ship, yeah, I'm a bit when it
comes to it was inside.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Of my grill.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
I've never seen a rat out here until that outside.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Yeah, these are my grill is outside in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Yeah. These are like plant rats, like I don't know
what they call field rats. Field rats actually cute. They
got big They're actually really cute. They're not like they
don't they don't look like nasty New York. They have
big ears like like like like fight from Americans that
they're just trying to get home to their family and
ship back to Paris.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Yeah, it got lost and ship yo. But this was
a great show, all right. And yeah, so we got
this new format for those who are watching. We are
now going to be releasing an episode every Wednesday, first
thing in the morning, so you drive the work, uh
did the episode to be there? So and we drop

(01:49:34):
them early in the morning every Wednesday. That's gonna be
the new day to drop the shows starting September eleventh.
I have my own new comedy night Wednesday nights. It's
gonna be the all Jokes Aside comedy showcase.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
Tell one to all.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
It's gonna be at the Bipolar Cafe and Lounge Downtown Orlando.
We're closer downtown on Orlando, so you guys have see
the promo for that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
And keV uh Nico Gastro Bar every Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
You already know the Drill nine o'clock pull up only
comedy show that they showcasing some of the best Orlando
talent and they shaking us out there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
So grab yourself and.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
We following Suka, we're gonna be shaking ass over my
spot to Yes, we got food and drinks, and.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
Grab yourself some hookah, grab yourself some drinks and yo.
And if you're not just a fan of comedy and
you just start looking for a cool date night or
singles night, come out to Dirty Bingo on Wednesday night.
That's absolutely, really really successful recently.

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
So you got anything right, I don't have anything, but
I do want to say our back to School drive
was a mother fn success. We serviced over five hundred
and sixty people.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
We had the police, the deputies was out kicking it
with us. It was a blast nice and yeah that's
all I got. Ain't got no more. Oh shout out
to absence hookah. Absence like absentee like absence. If you
guys are looking for like mobile hookah, we got that
on deck for your events and like, you know, any

(01:50:59):
type of event, weddings, birthday parties, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Hey, co host, thanks for letting me be transparent out here.
Thanks for not show I was a great story. I
might have to click that entire story that was.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Thank you for not shaming my ship in the bed
or my toes.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
And way we all did it. We all did it
recently too. But anyway, that was episode two twenty one
in the books. We will see you guys next week,
same time, same blood.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
Clod please please