Episode Transcript
Quick question. Yes, can yoube my friend and I break into your
house and steal your tortoise? Can? I? Okay? So we're friends?
First? You know I have atortoise, you want it? You
break into my house and you takeit. I broke into your house,
and can we be friends after that? Yes, ransacking the bedroom, stole
the tortoise and posted it on socialmedia. Well, I mean, it
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all depends. See, I've learned. I've learned, Mark, I've learned.
Don't just be like no, youcan't be friends. It all depends.
What are you talking about? Ifthe tortoise owner was abusing the tortoise
and you said not on my watch, I'm saving this tortoise and I've posted
it on social media. Look whatI got. I got your tortoise.
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You're gonna have to get your kicks. You're gonna have to get your kicks
somewhere else. Don't abuse animals.Well, see how I want that.
Don't abuse animal? That was nice, And actually it was deeper than that.
He basically said it was his toy. He said he was gonna give
it to him, and he didn't, and so he broke in and took
the turtus be cause say you're gonnagive me the tortoise. Okay, Well
let's get back to the fact thatno, he's wrong and we can't be
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friends. And first of all,sir, get some help. You're thirty
six, Okay. The good newsabout this is, you know your ass
ain't got a lot of worries whenyou are on the tourtet. Yeah.
I know, these bills got toget paid. I know I'm getting I
need a job, I got tomove out of my mama house. But
damn it, I want that.That's the principle of it. The principle
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you said you're gonna give it tome. That's right. Well, they
live a long damn time. Youcould you could say, hold it to
you. I'm fifty. No hewanted the tortoise. Okay, Yeah he
does need he needs some help.Hopefully this break helped your friend advice,
but they cannot be friends anymore.The friendship is over. It's over.
Yeah, sorry, ransick my place. You ain't coming in to get my
to my tortoise on the thing.You sure it's not a turtle
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