BRant fuckit 3

I'm just annoyed as usual!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you kidding me? I don't care. It's me. I
don't fuck you know what I mean, like honestly and truly. Okay,

(00:25):
I'm fucking back right now. I am on a level
like no other two things. We're gonna go over to
the one back to neighbors again, because go fuck themselves, right,
I live in the condo thing. We've already discussed this shit.
But when I am in a uh, we have parking spots, right,
I've said this before, fucking parking spots. Now, the parking
spots aren't that big. We have to I have to

(00:46):
make a turn to get into it. If you have
your friends come over and park on by the grass,
there's no turning. So I pretty much scraped this motherfucker's
car this morning just because I just wanted to show
him that you're in my fucking way. I am tired
of this shit. Get the fuck out of the way.
I don't know. Maybe I'm just on a level and
I have no idea what's going on. But before that

(01:07):
even fucking happened this morning, I went to drop my
dog off at fucking daycare. Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch.
Take him daycare, and the motherfucking guy calls up behind
me and he pulls into the handicaps spot next to me. Right,
there's no parking, there's no I mean, there's plenty of parking.
There's nothing even around in the handicap spot. There's one

(01:28):
versus everything else. Now, not only does he pull in
the handicap spot. Why, I'm trying to walk my dog
to the thing. So I just look over and shake
my head, like, you fucking idiot. I don't know who
the fuck you are, but your handicaps stay the fuck
away from me. Now. I'm getting way too hot right now. Anyways,
this motherfucker has the adacity to park like a fucking tard,

(01:50):
and I mean a dumb son of a bitch. Who
the fuck parks like that? Like, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Why would you even do that? Just
because it's this early in the morning. Motherfucker, you saw
me park right, Why are you even coming close to me?
Park somewhere else? It's like fucking etiquette in the fucking bathroom, man,
And all you men know what the fuck I'm talking
about when I say that now and then oh my god,

(02:11):
and then the motherfucking douchebag gets out of the fucking
car and he goes and grabs his little chihuahua out
the fucking back seat. By the way, this motherfucker has
a seventeen pound truck. Seventeen thousand pound truck. It's fucking absurd.
I'm sick of truck drivers as it is. And if
you listen to old fucking rants, you'll fucking understand why
gets out of his fucking truck in shorts. By the way,

(02:33):
it's fucking thirty out right now, stupid, motherfucking asshole, you're
oh Jesus Christ, who I am fucking steaming right now.
Cocksuckers in my fucking way. So this is what this
shit's gonna be. This is what I want. I want
you guys to see my intensity. The why I'm so
fucking angry in the worst part is it's fucking stupid.

(02:54):
I'm mad because of nothing. I'm mad because someone got
in my fucking way. Now I'm gonna and sulk and
be a little bitch for fucking twenty more minutes and
then calm the fuck down. But right now I'm mad
as fuck that asshole, gimp, motherfucker. I'm being a dick
beyond dick, and I don't give a shit today. Do
not be a doucheback. Why the fuck does my angry

(03:17):
ass have to stay out of everybody's way? And I'm
polite about it, and I stay the fuck out of
your way. I try and make sure I'm out of
everybody's fucking way. Why because I hate when people are
in my fucking way. So what the hell are you
fucking doing to all of you? Stop being stupid, plain

(03:38):
and simple, that's all it is. That's all I'm asking.
Don't be a fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of
the way. Don't park like an idiot either. Anyone of
all you truck drivers that can't even drive stop backing in.
You guys are fucking idiots anyhow. You can't even use
your backup cameras to back in. It take you five
fucking times. The frustration in that is absurd. I have
no idea what the fuck you guys are doing, but stop.

(04:01):
I worked at a cemetery for like seven years. I
never had a backup camera. We had a fucking eighties truck.
I'm pretty sure it was like nineteen ninety four. I
never once used it. Guess what I had? Mirrors? You
dumb shits, use your fucking mirrors and it's not that hard.
You pull your back, it's done. Boom, what's wrong with that?

(04:21):
I yeah, no, all right, anyways, h who I gotta say.
I feel a little better. That's what this is for.
You know, we're all coming together, We're all You're all
gonna listen to me, bitch. Whoever listens to this probably nobody,
but we're gonna fucking make you sure that you understand
why I'm so fucking mad. And then the ones that
are exactly like me. I I'm sorry, it sucks ass.

(04:45):
This is so fucking stupid to be mad about. But
it's too early to be in my fucking way today.
I just want people out of the way for me.
You know, nothing, nothing. I mean, maybe it's just me
and maybe I'm just being a douchebag, but like, get
the fuck out of the way, please. I'm begging you

(05:06):
fucking leave me alone. Just why am I angry? I
don't know? This helps though? Anyways, Well that's kind of
what the beard ran is again. We're going back into it.
Like I said, five to ten minutes depends on how
am I feeling right now. I'm feeling this and that's
all I'm giving. We'll see what happens next time. A

(05:28):
fucking balls, I need to calm down anyways. I'll catch
you guys next time.