BRantfuckit5

Driving in the snow makes me angry! Well other drivers do!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you kidding me? I don't care. It's me. I
don't fuck you know what I mean, like, honestly and truly,
what's up, randers? Here's the deal. Okay, so today it

(00:24):
was a fucking snow. I'm like a motherfucker out. What
is up with you motherfuckers that can't drive in the snow. Look,
it's just a thing what I frustration levels on a
whole high here. Okay, So I'm driving home from work
here and some motherfucker just gets like turns now. Listen,

(00:46):
what I say is mad out. Okay, it's not just
oh my god, there's a little snow or slush, No, motherfucker,
it is genuinely snowy, slushy out with a fuck. I
think it was like six inch or some shit like that. Right,
No plows, no nothing, just a fuck ton of snow.
So and it's like the first big snow storm. So

(01:07):
everyone's gonna be cautious, and I'm okay with that. But
it's the people that aren't that cautious. What I mean
by that is this is more or less the people
that fucking just genuinely drive like dumb asses. So I'm
coming home from work and there is a turn, well
or sorry, a side street one side street right, just
one by itself, no other side streets going down. I'm

(01:31):
going straight right down this fucking road. All of a sudden,
motherfucker just turns out and like, I know, I'm not
there yet. What I'm going pretty decent. I'm going like
twenty five thirty, you know what I mean. I don't know.
I was just going about like twenty five thirty and
then boom, motherfucker pulls out. Now, I get that's not
that fast, but when you're going in snow and you

(01:53):
know for a fact you will not stop like you
do with regular fucking street. Maybe I'm high and I'm
just thinking how angry i am about stupid shit. So
I'm just rambling on. But I am super fucking agitated
about this. What is your problem? What the fuck are

(02:14):
you doing? Get out of the way? What is your
fucking problem? Like, seriously, why would you do that? You
see my car? I got my light set. I know,
I fucking new I check, you know, because I'm one
of those assholes I double checked in a checked U
frustration level is that like a fucking hundred right now?
I'm just irritated as shit. Like why why? So anyways,

(02:40):
you know, rambling on here fucking come out and the
dude pulls out in front of me right and like
I barely barely stop in time, Like I'm just sliding
and I'm gaining on him because he's just slipping and
sliding as he went. I am the only motherfucking car
on the road right now. You pulled out in front

(03:02):
of me. No other cars, You fucking dumb son of
a bitch. Are you kidding me? Like? Seriously, what is that? Like?
What is wrong with you? People? Even if you had
a truck with four wheel I still don't expect you
to be that stupid. You saw me coming, there's most
likely no chance for me to stop, but yet you

(03:23):
risked it. What'd you risk it for? Because there was
no other cars coming? Yep, okay, that's what you risked
it for, fucking dumb shit, no cars behind me. I'm
going well above the speed limit considering how much snow
there is. I am doing everything right, and I'm not
being a dick either, because I'm not going too fast

(03:45):
to be a douchebag. But I'm going fast enough to
be kind of a douchey. What I mean by that
is that I am literally hugging that speed limit. You know,
I'm just under it because it is fucking bad. When
I say bad, once again, the roads were not plowed
at all. This literally happened at one o'clock. The street
that I'm on for some reason, that road was not touched.
Not getting started on that shit. But like even this

(04:08):
morning when I left this morning, when I ended up
getting it was like five thirty am. I'm fucking driving
once again, there's like never anyone on this road except
for like late afternoon. I'm the only person out. Now.
Explain to me why I get so angry about this.
I wish I fucking knew. No car's coming. I'm the

(04:29):
only car going. So I'm about to take a left
down to the street that I needed to for my job.
There is no there's a turn somewhere like Kitty corner
to it for another street and then obviously go straight
up and down. I'm turning left on my street out
of nowhere. As I'm getting to the turn, I see headlights.
I go, You've got to be fucking kidding me. There's

(04:50):
someone coming here. Now Normally everyone turns right because well
everything's down that road. There is nothing down my road
except for one or two factories and then a bunch
of condos on the other side. So with that, where
the fuck you going? Why are you on my road

(05:13):
this early? I take this road every day. I know.
I said it's my road. That's where the anger comes from,
because I think it's mine, and it's a fucking issue.
It's not mine, you stupid fuck got him dumbest shit anyways,
But like in general, why are you on the road
at this early? Nobody else is on the road. It's
shitty as fuck out. I just wanted to be alone
for fucking ten minutes, ten minutes without being bothered by

(05:35):
some dumbass that's gonna get in the way. Now, granted
this was just me being hot for no fucking reason,
but it happened, and I can't stop that. And then
let's just get on this real quick and then like it,
just like last night. This is when the snow store started, right.
So I'm driving to a shop. I need to get
to the shop before it closes closed at eight pm.

(05:57):
I'm almost there and there's a fucking train. Now I
hate this town because of this fucking train. I wish
this train would derail and never come back. I'm not
even joking. I hate the fucking train out here. It
is miles long, takes minutes beyond minutes to go by.
When I say minutes, the longest I counted was like

(06:19):
up to seven. It fucking takes forever. This shit is ridiculous.
Once again, probably exaggerating, but I don't give a fuck anyways.
Uh yeah, So I'm getting there and then this one
guy gets in the fastling but he's going like four
miles an hour and you're in a truck. Get out
of the way. I'm in a shitty car. Just get

(06:43):
out of my way. Please. I did nothing to you.
I don't want any fucking like. I don't want an
attack from you. I don't want you to be in
my way. I promise you I will get out of
your way if you're coming up on me. I'm just
saying so that annoys the fuck out of me. I
hate people right now. I'm on a level and they
want to bring it down. I wish I wasn't such
a douche but I don't know. Maybe it really is

(07:05):
probably just me. Honestly, and truly, it really is just me.
I am the douchebag. Fucking kidding me bullshit, maybe not,
I don't know, eh whatever. Anyways, that's the that's what
I got for you today. So there's the rant and rant.
Fuck