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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
On today's big show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
A Halloween funeral and the guys try on wigs. It's
coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Next Role with Vernon Davis, The Transformative Journeys of athletes,
artists and entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We have very special guests, ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Franklin.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's the TV shows,
I just tap into the truth.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's what I bring to every project.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how do
you make it to the NFL? How'd you get to act?
There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether
you whether to tell you a story or not.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Next Role isn't about what's next, It's about why they
do it. Next Role with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen
on your favorite platform Rocks.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
The autumn moon was full on that last October night,
Smiling jack O lanterns shed their ghoulish light. I was
putting on my costume for a neighbor's spooky bash. When
(01:25):
suddenly at my back door I heard a frightful crash.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
On which out in my yard on the Halloween night, some.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
One I could hardly see a horrifying face barely in
the lighting.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Scared the pants off of me.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Can scared the pants off of the.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Scared the pants off. As I walked to a party
down the street, I felt a shiver and twitch.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I slipped on the pumpkin in the darken Once again,
I saw the witch, scanned the fans off of me,
scanned the pans off of me.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For the Halloween.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Party, everybody's rocking.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
All those glues and goblins.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What a great place. And I'm dancing down singing here
John and in the music A will I sing that
which is face?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I will love the fact.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
On down the street I heard someone following me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Had I'm afraid to turn around.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
O scammed the wood out, scam the pants off of me,
Scare the.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Pants off of me.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I slammed my door and I hide and side about
to expire and shower.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Just as I begin to breathe.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Again, I called a tiny dog.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I put the doll.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I see the face it feels my mind be squeezed.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
It's just a witch's masko pulling off.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I see the woman of my dreams.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
She scared the pants off of me. On me, she
scared the pants off of me. All that lunch, she
scared the pants off of me. She scared the pants
off of me. I didn't think I had lost the
chest till she.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Scared the pants off Love me?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So I moved into her haunted house, and she's become
my wife.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She loves my furry beard.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'm the wolfman in her life. Now some nine months later,
she's got a swollen tummy. I'm going to be a
monster daddy, and she's going to be a mummy.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Will be a happy family.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Our lives will be so rich. Just me, the ghoul
of my dreams, and hour little son of a witch.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I miss something. Here you go, We'll try to catch
you up. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
It's my understanding that the song that relates to a
new story. Do you have the story?
Speaker 10 (05:13):
The Colorado Corner's Office has canceled its Safe and Suite
family friendly Halloween party due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses.
WKRC reports that controversy began with former Pueblo County corner
Brian Cotter, when twenty four decomposing bodies were discovered the
heid a hidden door in the mortuary home he owned
(05:35):
with his brother. Mister Cotter, as you can imagine, resigned
and was replaced by doctor Greg Grahek, who sought to
regain the community's trust by hosting a family friendly Halloween event. However,
that idea was met with pushback from the community, leading
the coroner's office to cancel the event.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, I think if a place like that were to
have a trick or treat event, it might go a
little something. Fuck, it's all hollows evening, just after supper
time over at the funeral home, the jackal lanternshine. Four
(06:16):
kids in the costumes ready to begin going into the
place where they're dying to get in Down at the coroners,
it's time to trick or treat, having fun and getting candy.
Their attacks on all the feet. Jacks, it's in the
casket eating a Snicker's bar. Kim guesses how many glass
(06:41):
eyes are in that jar. Billy Pete's under the sheet
of poor old mister Hewitt. Shohnny Bob's for apples in
embalming fluid. Down at the corners, it's fun to trick
or treat, making s'mores in enough and that smells like
to meet late Margaret Penny is a just lying there
(07:06):
in the open coffin. The folks they come instead, show
word and candy by her little nieces, peanut butter and chocolate.
Margaret rest and Reese's pieces.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
Down at the corners, it's a hell Halloween. Here's a
ring pop, here's a kid cat, here's a liver, here's
me down at the corners. Happy Halloween we're having at
the last night you'll be seen.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh that was nice. Oh, thank you so great, beautiful,
thank you very much. Down at the corner.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Good John Jents, good job, Josh Josh Pat. I could
go back to the original news story. Yes, they had
twenty four corpses in a wasn't there a smell?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
There must have.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Been that one that goes away while.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A typical week in the corners, Well in this case though,
there were some bodies just rotting in the wall.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
They use the word decomposing. Wow, that is rough.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Uh grim, Yeah, a perfect story for Halloween, though, I gotta.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Say yes, well, thank you. That was a great song.
Now are we prepared to do our special thing?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Bat A.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah, We've been talking about doing this for quite some
time and have never never gotten to it.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's finally here. It's like Christmas Morning for the season.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Uh no, well yeah, in a way it goes with
the costume.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
It could be Miss Hooker has obtained what is There
are two pays?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There are two pays for everyone to wear. It's a
corkboard with like, uh boy, what are we looking at?
Eleven two pays there?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
And they are substantial.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
There's a lot of hair, a lot of hair in
all of them.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Jess, are these costume two pays or are they actual
like wigs one would try to fool people with, Like,
there's a little bit of both.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
I've been collecting him for about the last three months.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Different ones I'd see that I'd like to see Tom wears.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Oh and I think we're gonna get Josh to wear
one as well. Yeah sure, yeah, why don't you bring
one over? They they have different hair textures as one
of them would be considered kind of a fro.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's one that looks dare I say presidential?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yes, it does.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hand me the one you'd like
me to try on.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh, this is exciting. Now Jess is picking out her
the one that she is this, Jess, is this the
one that you're most excited to see Tom in? Okay?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yes, how do you know where the front is?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, there's a tag? Is there a tag that's the
front Rod Stewart thing? Yeah. Now, as Jess is holding
it and explaining to Tom how to put a wig gone.
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Which is gonna take some time, right, So he's polishing
his pates what he actually just shook his hair out?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yes, there we go. He's putting it on. Oh my,
you tell me this isn't worth it? Is it?
Speaker 9 (10:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's all right? Yeah? Make it now? The sideburns give
it away, right, yeah?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
You know, boy, that's why don't you love that guy
at the gym that has the jet black hair and
then the white side burns and when you walk sweaty
you see the black sweat beads dropping off his sheet.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Jess, what is it about this wig that you enjoyed?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I feel like I've seen a guy try to pull
this off.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I have to.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It's really I'll tell you what it's really warm. It's
a little weird because we put license there in the
winter time. When I walk my dogs, I have a
hat like this. That okay, and then I have two
clip on a blinking lights.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
He's got hair in his mouth shedding.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
What oh do I have bangs?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I can't feather out. Like Pat said, you can't feel
there's almost a center part to the to the wig.
And then you've got kind of a tussled uh back,
you know where the crown of your head.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
It's kind of a Robert Redford.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Look.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Ye, Redford never let he always kept dyeing his hair.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
God, you're right.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
And when your skin, when you get older, the skin
doesn't match the hair.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, those those guys.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
And if I were this in public, actually it's starting
to grow on little little little kids would go, look, mom, wig.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
How much for you to go to a target today?
And just not ever, you know, just walk around shop.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
I couldn't go to my target.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I know people and you never mention it. And if
they bring it up, just I don't know what you're talking.
What is the protocol? What are you looking? That's what people?
Do you remember?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I remember I was doing a doing an intro at
a large fair for a band that I was pretty
good friends with, and one of the members of the
band walked up to me and he had switched things
up and had a gigantic two pey on Wow. But
he hadn't had it the previous time I'd seen him
several weeks before. So I didn't say anything. I mean,
(12:26):
what is the what is what is one? I mean,
this is like a dear abby question. Do you say, oh,
I like the new nothing? Yeah, either say nothing or
maybe even hey man, you look good? You know something.
I just can't get over it. I mean, who is
this young man speaking to me?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Can I try?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
The one on the lower right looks like it's kind
of a froish.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
I think it's fascinating how much it does his face
and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
He looks like you got some Bobby r No idea.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Actually that was the one thing about Redford. He was
such an natural guy. I just want to say, let
it go. You know, it never bothered me, but you
are right, it was unnatural.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
But maybe, and I'm just throwing this out there, it
could have been natural.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, were white and that so happen happened? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 12 (13:18):
Now, as Tom is putting on a new wig. Let's
let's not forget Josh and outfit him in a wig.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
No, I've never liked it. I've never liked curly hair
on men or women. That was very curly. When I
was in college, it was very big. It was referred
to as an Israel or a jew fro my friends
of the Jewish faith, I see, but a lot of
them they would augment it. Remember how popular it was,
(13:48):
Like Don Henley of the Eagle suddenly had like a fro,
and what's his name, Lindsey Buckingham. If you look at
those pictures in the mid seventies, all had a frow.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Is this that just looks like a lady's hat on
your head?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yew?
Speaker 9 (13:59):
That looks ridiculous. H oh yeah, this is like Harpo
Marx dipped his head in the ink. Yeah yeah, that's
very unattractive. Yeah, it looks like a calmb over. Actually,
all your darker features, we'll see if I can get
away with.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, let's let's.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Transfer this one to Josh Man.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That one is tight.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
That one is tight and hot, like your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Your head so hot?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hot? Why don't your head get so hot? Tom?
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Is all that brain power up there and then there
you go. Oh, there you go there ridiculous. Josh has
a big.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I guess they have.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
I've actually seen a guy trying to trying to pull
this look off.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It is jet black. Look that way, Josh completely, you're
twenty two. That is so ridiculous. Does it look real
at all?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
You know you look like but keep it on the cartoon.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
You look like you look I don't family gun yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All we should do is it's very just have.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
We should get Noah from our staff to follow us
around both walk into target with.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh, come on, you do that, you too, and please.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Run into someone we know. Okay, they are warm, dude, No, Josh,
you want to try one of the straight hair ones on? Yeah,
oh this was kind of this one's kind of.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
A gray hair. Oh, this will go with your your beard.
This will be.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Oh oh I think I think we fell My god,
this this matches your skin tone.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You could you could you could pull this one off.
You could actually The Rocking Grandpa, Yeah, but like the
Grandpa was a cover band on the Weekend. It's you
look like a.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
You look like you look like the conductor and the
bugs Bunny cartoons with the big long.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You got to see this you take it off? Oh
my gosh, from the side that looks real. Oh no,
oh yeah, all right, this is the one. I'll walk
around here, Oh yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
And I make a prediction you walk around in that
long enough, you'll forget you have it on, ye and
people will and.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
You can shake your head to get your bay's out
of your face.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What songs are we doing? Well, we're gonna open the
Brown Eyed Girl. I don't if anybody who knows what
Matt Groening looks like.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Yeah, from the side that looks really and it's the back,
it's that vic Ted Kennedy hair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yep, that's it. Yeah, got to take something.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
You got to take that home.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's you.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Maybe one of these lady friends might find that appealing. Yeah,
what do you think? Oh, Josh, put the wig un.
I feel like I'm doing it his conductor.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You know, I'm actually that is frightening. I'm getting a
little tear. What what could have been?
Speaker 9 (17:08):
I think Pat and I should try on some wigs too.
I don't want to be left out, mister Godwin. Can
we get one for Pat? What's that one of the
very bottom? Whatever you want to be the one of
the very bottom is kind of a white wig.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That works. What's the best way to watch this?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Christy on you.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What wig? Now?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Pat has a very very white hair. Although you have white,
you have natural black eye that's actually darker than your.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Hair, don't you.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well you should have warned you. I should have warned you.
We might need to grease that up.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Yeah, we forgot that. Pat has a big.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Head on, Miss Hooker.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Can you back it up a little bit? It's a
little the hairlines a little low.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, I don't know. There we go. You do it.
That is See this is also great. We got to
get you walking around somewhere too, because people will think
you're trying to pull it off. Oh look at that. Yeah, yeah,
he does look like the You look like you're about
to have cheesecake with b Arthur.
Speaker 12 (18:12):
You're waiting for Burt Reynolds to knock at the door.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Chick, do you want the light brown, the dark brown,
or the black.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Whatever's closest to my uh, well, a gray one, I
would think.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Or Jake, you want to try this one I'm wearing.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
I think this is going to look Oh, this is
kind of a mullet. Oh perfect. Once again, we're trying
on wigs.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I know this is very.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Visual, but we'll post some photographs.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Of these are pretty great. Josh is amazing.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, they are small. The thing is from the side,
Oh my god, on the side, they look real. Oh,
this is kind of a Jeff Beck look for a little.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You look like Bob Sieger.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Yeah, a little, a little mullody.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, oh, very you're Bob Segert. Yeah you are. That's
Bob Steaker back in back in seventy two. It has
a it has a beauty shop smell to it. Did
you use that a little bit? You look really good
with it? Stop, no, no, it looks pretty good.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
You didn't have the white beard. You could almost pull that.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think so too, because his eyebrows, it really.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Was your eyebrows do match?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, from a distance, you could pull that off if
you were to shave you got that.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
It's amazing how much it changes someone's face. Don't you
think your face especially entirely different with hair like that?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hi, how are you? I think my face looks way
chubbier with this woman? Oh wow, yeah, that's weird one. Yeah,
I don't know why, but it sure does.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
You're a little more you know, jolly cheeky.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Now is there anything that would be comical on ace?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Like a one of them? All right, let's do it,
but first we need to take a short break. You're
gonna play a little song.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
For us, you don't know.
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
On today's big show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
A Halloween funeral and the guys try on wigs. It's
coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Next Role with Vernon Davis, The Transformative Journeys of athletes,
artists and entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We have very special guests, ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Franklin.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's the TV shows,
I just tap into the truth.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's what I bring to every project.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how do
you make it to the NFL? How'd you get to act?
There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether
you whether to tell you a story or not.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Next Role isn't about what's next, It's about why they
do it. Next Role with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen
on your favorite platform Rocks.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
The autumn moon was full on that last October night,
Smiling jack O lanterns shed their ghoulish light. I was
putting on my costume for a neighbor's spooky bash. When
(01:25):
suddenly at my back door I heard a frightful crash.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
On which out in my yard on the Halloween night, some.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
One I could hardly see a horrifying face barely in
the lighting.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Scared the pants off of me.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Can scared the pants off of the.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Scared the pants off. As I walked to a party
down the street, I felt a shiver and twitch.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I slipped on the pumpkin in the darken Once again,
I saw the witch, scanned the fans off of me,
scanned the pans off of me.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For the Halloween.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Party, everybody's rocking.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
All those glues and goblins.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What a great place. And I'm dancing down singing here
John and in the music A will I sing that
which is face?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I will love the fact.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
On down the street I heard someone following me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Had I'm afraid to turn around.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
O scammed the wood out, scam the pants off of me,
Scare the.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Pants off of me.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I slammed my door and I hide and side about
to expire and shower.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Just as I begin to breathe.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Again, I called a tiny dog.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I put the doll.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I see the face it feels my mind be squeezed.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
It's just a witch's masko pulling off.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I see the woman of my dreams.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
She scared the pants off of me. On me, she
scared the pants off of me. All that lunch, she
scared the pants off of me. She scared the pants
off of me. I didn't think I had lost the
chest till she.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Scared the pants off Love me?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So I moved into her haunted house, and she's become
my wife.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She loves my furry beard.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'm the wolfman in her life. Now some nine months later,
she's got a swollen tummy. I'm going to be a
monster daddy, and she's going to be a mummy.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Will be a happy family.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Our lives will be so rich. Just me, the ghoul
of my dreams, and hour little son of a witch.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I miss something. Here you go, We'll try to catch
you up. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
It's my understanding that the song that relates to a
new story. Do you have the story?
Speaker 10 (05:13):
The Colorado Corner's Office has canceled its Safe and Suite
family friendly Halloween party due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses.
WKRC reports that controversy began with former Pueblo County corner
Brian Cotter, when twenty four decomposing bodies were discovered the
heid a hidden door in the mortuary home he owned
(05:35):
with his brother. Mister Cotter, as you can imagine, resigned
and was replaced by doctor Greg Grahek, who sought to
regain the community's trust by hosting a family friendly Halloween event. However,
that idea was met with pushback from the community, leading
the coroner's office to cancel the event.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, I think if a place like that were to
have a trick or treat event, it might go a
little something. Fuck, it's all hollows evening, just after supper
time over at the funeral home, the jackal lanternshine. Four
(06:16):
kids in the costumes ready to begin going into the
place where they're dying to get in Down at the coroners,
it's time to trick or treat, having fun and getting candy.
Their attacks on all the feet. Jacks, it's in the
casket eating a Snicker's bar. Kim guesses how many glass
(06:41):
eyes are in that jar. Billy Pete's under the sheet
of poor old mister Hewitt. Shohnny Bob's for apples in
embalming fluid. Down at the corners, it's fun to trick
or treat, making s'mores in enough and that smells like
to meet late Margaret Penny is a just lying there
(07:06):
in the open coffin. The folks they come instead, show
word and candy by her little nieces, peanut butter and chocolate.
Margaret rest and Reese's pieces.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
Down at the corners, it's a hell Halloween. Here's a
ring pop, here's a kid cat, here's a liver, here's
me down at the corners. Happy Halloween we're having at
the last night you'll be seen.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh that was nice. Oh, thank you so great, beautiful,
thank you very much. Down at the corner.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Good John Jents, good job, Josh Josh Pat. I could
go back to the original news story. Yes, they had
twenty four corpses in a wasn't there a smell?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
There must have.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Been that one that goes away while.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A typical week in the corners, Well in this case though,
there were some bodies just rotting in the wall.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
They use the word decomposing. Wow, that is rough.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Uh grim, Yeah, a perfect story for Halloween, though, I gotta.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Say yes, well, thank you. That was a great song.
Now are we prepared to do our special thing?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Bat A.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Yeah, We've been talking about doing this for quite some
time and have never never gotten to it.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's finally here. It's like Christmas Morning for the season.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Uh no, well yeah, in a way it goes with
the costume.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
It could be Miss Hooker has obtained what is There
are two pays?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There are two pays for everyone to wear. It's a
corkboard with like, uh boy, what are we looking at?
Eleven two pays there?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
And they are substantial.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
There's a lot of hair, a lot of hair in
all of them.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Jess, are these costume two pays or are they actual
like wigs one would try to fool people with, Like,
there's a little bit of both.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
I've been collecting him for about the last three months.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Different ones I'd see that I'd like to see Tom wears.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Oh and I think we're gonna get Josh to wear
one as well. Yeah sure, yeah, why don't you bring
one over? They they have different hair textures as one
of them would be considered kind of a fro.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's one that looks dare I say presidential?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yes, it does.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hand me the one you'd like
me to try on.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh, this is exciting. Now Jess is picking out her
the one that she is this, Jess, is this the
one that you're most excited to see Tom in? Okay?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yes, how do you know where the front is?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, there's a tag? Is there a tag that's the
front Rod Stewart thing? Yeah. Now, as Jess is holding
it and explaining to Tom how to put a wig gone.
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Which is gonna take some time, right, So he's polishing
his pates what he actually just shook his hair out?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yes, there we go. He's putting it on. Oh my,
you tell me this isn't worth it? Is it?
Speaker 9 (10:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's all right? Yeah? Make it now? The sideburns give
it away, right, yeah?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
You know, boy, that's why don't you love that guy
at the gym that has the jet black hair and
then the white side burns and when you walk sweaty
you see the black sweat beads dropping off his sheet.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Jess, what is it about this wig that you enjoyed?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I feel like I've seen a guy try to pull
this off.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I have to.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It's really I'll tell you what it's really warm. It's
a little weird because we put license there in the
winter time. When I walk my dogs, I have a
hat like this. That okay, and then I have two
clip on a blinking lights.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
He's got hair in his mouth shedding.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
What oh do I have bangs?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I can't feather out. Like Pat said, you can't feel
there's almost a center part to the to the wig.
And then you've got kind of a tussled uh back,
you know where the crown of your head.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
It's kind of a Robert Redford.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Look.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Ye, Redford never let he always kept dyeing his hair.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
God, you're right.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
And when your skin, when you get older, the skin
doesn't match the hair.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, those those guys.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
And if I were this in public, actually it's starting
to grow on little little little kids would go, look, mom, wig.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
How much for you to go to a target today?
And just not ever, you know, just walk around shop.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
I couldn't go to my target.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I know people and you never mention it. And if
they bring it up, just I don't know what you're talking.
What is the protocol? What are you looking? That's what people?
Do you remember?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I remember I was doing a doing an intro at
a large fair for a band that I was pretty
good friends with, and one of the members of the
band walked up to me and he had switched things
up and had a gigantic two pey on Wow. But
he hadn't had it the previous time I'd seen him
several weeks before. So I didn't say anything. I mean,
(12:26):
what is the what is what is one? I mean,
this is like a dear abby question. Do you say, oh,
I like the new nothing? Yeah, either say nothing or
maybe even hey man, you look good? You know something.
I just can't get over it. I mean, who is
this young man speaking to me?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Can I try?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
The one on the lower right looks like it's kind
of a froish.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
I think it's fascinating how much it does his face
and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
He looks like you got some Bobby r No idea.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Actually that was the one thing about Redford. He was
such an natural guy. I just want to say, let
it go. You know, it never bothered me, but you
are right, it was unnatural.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
But maybe, and I'm just throwing this out there, it
could have been natural.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, were white and that so happen happened? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 12 (13:18):
Now, as Tom is putting on a new wig. Let's
let's not forget Josh and outfit him in a wig.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
No, I've never liked it. I've never liked curly hair
on men or women. That was very curly. When I
was in college, it was very big. It was referred
to as an Israel or a jew fro my friends
of the Jewish faith, I see, but a lot of
them they would augment it. Remember how popular it was,
(13:48):
Like Don Henley of the Eagle suddenly had like a fro,
and what's his name, Lindsey Buckingham. If you look at
those pictures in the mid seventies, all had a frow.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Is this that just looks like a lady's hat on
your head?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yew?
Speaker 9 (13:59):
That looks ridiculous. H oh yeah, this is like Harpo
Marx dipped his head in the ink. Yeah yeah, that's
very unattractive. Yeah, it looks like a calmb over. Actually,
all your darker features, we'll see if I can get
away with.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, let's let's.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Transfer this one to Josh Man.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That one is tight.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
That one is tight and hot, like your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Your head so hot?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hot? Why don't your head get so hot? Tom?
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Is all that brain power up there and then there
you go. Oh, there you go there ridiculous. Josh has
a big.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I guess they have.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
I've actually seen a guy trying to trying to pull
this look off.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It is jet black. Look that way, Josh completely, you're
twenty two. That is so ridiculous. Does it look real
at all?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
You know you look like but keep it on the cartoon.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
You look like you look I don't family gun yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All we should do is it's very just have.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
We should get Noah from our staff to follow us
around both walk into target with.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh, come on, you do that, you too, and please.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Run into someone we know. Okay, they are warm, dude, No, Josh,
you want to try one of the straight hair ones on? Yeah,
oh this was kind of this one's kind of.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
A gray hair. Oh, this will go with your your beard.
This will be.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Oh oh I think I think we fell My god,
this this matches your skin tone.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You could you could you could pull this one off.
You could actually The Rocking Grandpa, Yeah, but like the
Grandpa was a cover band on the Weekend. It's you
look like a.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
You look like you look like the conductor and the
bugs Bunny cartoons with the big long.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You got to see this you take it off? Oh
my gosh, from the side that looks real. Oh no,
oh yeah, all right, this is the one. I'll walk
around here, Oh yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
And I make a prediction you walk around in that
long enough, you'll forget you have it on, ye and
people will and.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
You can shake your head to get your bay's out
of your face.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
What songs are we doing? Well, we're gonna open the
Brown Eyed Girl. I don't if anybody who knows what
Matt Groening looks like.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Yeah, from the side that looks really and it's the back,
it's that vic Ted Kennedy hair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yep, that's it. Yeah, got to take something.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
You got to take that home.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's you.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Maybe one of these lady friends might find that appealing. Yeah,
what do you think? Oh, Josh, put the wig un.
I feel like I'm doing it his conductor.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You know, I'm actually that is frightening. I'm getting a
little tear. What what could have been?
Speaker 9 (17:08):
I think Pat and I should try on some wigs too.
I don't want to be left out, mister Godwin. Can
we get one for Pat? What's that one of the
very bottom? Whatever you want to be the one of
the very bottom is kind of a white wig.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That works. What's the best way to watch this?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Christy on you.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What wig? Now?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Pat has a very very white hair. Although you have white,
you have natural black eye that's actually darker than your.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Hair, don't you.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well you should have warned you. I should have warned you.
We might need to grease that up.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Yeah, we forgot that. Pat has a big.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Head on, Miss Hooker.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Can you back it up a little bit? It's a
little the hairlines a little low.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, I don't know. There we go. You do it.
That is See this is also great. We got to
get you walking around somewhere too, because people will think
you're trying to pull it off. Oh look at that. Yeah, yeah,
he does look like the You look like you're about
to have cheesecake with b Arthur.
Speaker 12 (18:12):
You're waiting for Burt Reynolds to knock at the door.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Chick, do you want the light brown, the dark brown,
or the black.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Whatever's closest to my uh, well, a gray one, I
would think.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Or Jake, you want to try this one I'm wearing.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
I think this is going to look Oh, this is
kind of a mullet. Oh perfect. Once again, we're trying
on wigs.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I know this is very.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Visual, but we'll post some photographs.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Of these are pretty great. Josh is amazing.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, they are small. The thing is from the side,
Oh my god, on the side, they look real. Oh,
this is kind of a Jeff Beck look for a little.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You look like Bob Sieger.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Yeah, a little, a little mullody.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, oh, very you're Bob Segert. Yeah you are. That's
Bob Steaker back in back in seventy two. It has
a it has a beauty shop smell to it. Did
you use that a little bit? You look really good
with it? Stop, no, no, it looks pretty good.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
You didn't have the white beard. You could almost pull that.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think so too, because his eyebrows, it really.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Was your eyebrows do match?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, from a distance, you could pull that off if
you were to shave you got that.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
It's amazing how much it changes someone's face. Don't you
think your face especially entirely different with hair like that?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hi, how are you? I think my face looks way
chubbier with this woman? Oh wow, yeah, that's weird one. Yeah,
I don't know why, but it sure does.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
You're a little more you know, jolly cheeky.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Now is there anything that would be comical on ace?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Like a one of them? All right, let's do it,
but first we need to take a short break. You're
gonna play a little song.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
For us, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
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Speaker 4 (20:25):
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