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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
On the show today.
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A new hat, a T shirt, cannon, and pillaging. You'll
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a bunch of guys at work, but they're not really working.
It looks like they're all gathered around good old Lenny's
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works so he can access the company email. That's a
good one. You see, Lenny stumbled upon a great new
video site.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Let's listen in.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
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Speaker 6 (01:28):
What the hell's he doing?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
One?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
It looks like I think he's gonna light a fart.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He's gotta be drunk, there's no doubt.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Oh he's naked, hen't have a hair left.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Here are the same guys here on the same gas blast,
but on the radio.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
What was that?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
A meeting? Take left the breaking? I don't know. I
think it's some guys last day. Well, there you go.
The Internet.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
That's a lot better than the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Hell, and internet's the best death thing going if you
ask me, especially.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For those of you always need something extra.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Here's Tom with a new hat. We haven't talked about
your new hat yet. It's the sky Blue.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
You just to see your hats.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Which one wish?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
One is that gift.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You really did look up to see which color hat
you have? It's a sky blue camp flag.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, it's I was a it was a gift sailing
from Kelly. It's some kind of sailing club or something.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
Well, you sound like you really like it.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You would like to go sailing is.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
What I'd like to do.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
You can't buy yourself a boat. That'd be a good
way to a hobby.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Why don't you take a long sale off a short okay,
sail right over the edge? Is that right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
A couple of quick things. Once again, we have an
assignment for miss Hooker.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
We do we do?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, See, I knew you'd forget I did forget it.
I went to a great sporting event over the weekend,
the Indiana Fever w NBA game, and they do a
tremendous job. The entire production was so great that, of
course the game was great. The women are great players.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Who uses the language he does? I went to a
great sporting event over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But the cool one of the cool things. They have
a Gatland Guns tile T shirt, can a T shirt,
can of technology. It's it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
It is fun.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Obviously the defense Department's all about this hilarious. But I
want to get a single shot T shirt can for
the Bob and Tom show so when we go to
do live events, we can start shooting T shirts into
the crowd.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
So you don't want the automatic weapon T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh that thing has that's got a dolly, but it's
the size of a Volkswagon first class.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Maybe that's not for us.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
You're always here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Gonna have to hold that round the minute are the
minute I get a T shirt cannon, you're gonna want
to start shooting at all.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That's exactly right, and you're always going to regret the
day you bought a single shot T shirt cannon because
you should have bought the multi shot.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
The multi shot we would need to have a truck to.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Move, and it's meant to go in the top of
a stadium.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's not meant to be right on stage with us.
Did they have a double barrel?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah, we'll do some research.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Oh yeah, there you go, get two singles.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Why can't take this together?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
If we get two signals, you know what will happen.
I'll be on stage with Chick. I'll show it into
the audience that I'll get one in.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
The head that you oh, sorry, it was an accident.
I can see it happening. Now, Why don't we get
just a giant sling shot and hooked that up.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
They put the shirt in there, they have that because
those are a lot cheaper.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Yeah, you barely want to come to the broadcast, and
now you think you're going to be interacting with fans
and sending shirts into the crowd.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Let me tell you something. I am a man of
the people. I have a common touch. Kennedy had it
and I share that with him. Yes, people love me
al night, don't they.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
That's why I have to follow him around everywhere and apologize.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm sorry to keep Let's let's go move ahead here
in the world again. Fine, like that, you have any positive.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I thought I had a recipe a T shirt.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I thought it was food. Food, that's the assignment, the
T shirt cans.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
I thought he was going to tell me about something
good he had to eat at the game and he
wanted me to recreate it.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Had he what did you have the other day?
Speaker 10 (05:51):
That he had hot dogs and they were like little
mini hot dogs wrapped in Oh you had many corn dogs.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I don't like corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I managed to miss, but they were absoluteness launch and as.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
Corn dogs, many corn dogs, And because there was no stick,
he just decided not a.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Corn do some sort of croissants.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Comfort my daughter I reading.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I got back, I'd managed to miss eating and I
just walked by heart and she was, Oh, look at these.
They were like little tiny hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
They were with some kind of breading is what he said.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Corn dogs, cornd. I don't eat corn dogs, although I
had nineteen of those.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Now you promoted a story for the last week, and
I thought we should get to because we've been talking
about sandals this morning. Archaeologists in northern England have uncovered
a remarkably large leather shoe while excavating a Roman fort
known as Magna Oh. Discovery was made at the base
of the so called ankle Breaker defensive Ditch, a deep
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trench designed to trip and trap invading enemies. These shoes
slash sandal, measured twelve point six inches in l, roughly
a modern men's size fourteen.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Christy, that's an x I v oh.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I'm sorry about who.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
There's a Roman era giant might have been it would
have been a big foot back then.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
No, it's the famous Roman shuldser hugest penis.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Can you say that's lower hugest penis.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
How about Maximus Penis? How about that?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That was his great uncle?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Oh I'm sorry, he was the thirteen phoenix I I
maximum gland. But what's interesting to.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Me is that they actually had a they would dig
a special trench. So the enemies trying to that makes
sense castle would trip and break their ankles, fall into
the ditch.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Used to used to drop boiling oil on enemies and stuff.
Cor it was.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Those were good times. You don't want to do no thanks,
no tar?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Are you interested possibly in a tar and feathery? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You got bad teeth? A bad teeth again, it's a
wicked venereal disease.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
A lot of pillaging, a lot of pillaging, you know
these soldiers, a lot of a lot of non consensual
what is technically two issues going on?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
What is technically pillaging? What?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And you go through someone's medicine cabinet.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
All it says is a pillage to rob a place
using violence, especially in wartime. So that's really general.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
However, what does could you give me the distinction between
flotsam and jetsam. I also wonder what does ones on
the sea and ones one floating?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
And let's get pillaging is uh for slang as in
pleasing another person, as when I pillaged that ass. Oh
that's interesting, don't I made it?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
When he starts looking for what else is happening?
Speaker 10 (09:06):
A Kentucky man named Cowboy Cody was arrested after releasing
a live raccoon into a crowded restaurant. Least describe as
a bizarre act of retaliation.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
I'll tell you what, I'm come into a restaurant. I'll
want stuff to be happening. I don't. I ain't gonna
sit around here, John to bring my fun with me.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Jonathan Mason, forty, allegedly let the animal loose inside the
Big Apple Grill and Bar in Murray, Kentucky.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Cowboy Cody please after actually it's Cowboy Codine.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Explained something, it was turned away the door. Friday night.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Witnesses said the raccoon, which Mason had captured earlier on
his farm, ran through the dining area before biting an
employee tried to grab it by the tail.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Wild record, yeah, and that we had to get raped
in his car.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, apparently it was already riled.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Bartender Mary Hafner, who has dealt with Mason before, said
she tried to calmly get him to leave, though he
initially complied. Mason returned moments later with the raccoon in tow. Hafner,
along Line, a lifelong Kentucky resident, eventually managed to wrap
the frightened animal in a towel and escort it after
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you out of the buildings. Mason, already known locally for
leading police on drunken mule chases, last December now.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Charging oh and it's my fine mule, drunk.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Assault, trespassing, and resisting arrest, and was booked into the
Callaway County jail.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Boy, there's a.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Luck going on here too.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He took the police on a mule chase, mule.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Chase, drunken, drunken mule chase.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
So they know this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
This guy's the otis Campbell with a little more hostility.
I am well known.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
God, you mentioned the cops having a deal with this
guy every couple of nights. Yeah, I guess it was
back at the bar throw his mule over.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Have you ever had to catch a wild animal? Well,
you mean catch a wild like it's like, you know,
like gotten to your barn, or possum on your or
something like that.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I've never caught when I had a possum under my deck,
but I liked it. I kept him there. I just
bet him. Okay, I encouraged him. And they eat bugs
and stuff. Possums are good to have, is that right?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
They look scary, Well, they're filthy.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
You don't have to pet them.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
They're they're there. They carrybies they don't, and then they
have babies and the babies start to eat the foundation.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Your question, does every small town have this guy a
drunk the guy that.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
You know every small town has a drunk I would snake.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Guy, raccoon guy we call ours mister president.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Yeah, he painted it on his truck.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Your local dude has a truck that says mister president.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Yeah, yeah he does.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
I'm surprised he has his license.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Questions of people to get those.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
International news, it's quiet now on the d m Z
on the Korean peninsula, North Korea has stopped blaring loud
speaker broadcasts towards South Korea. The move comes just one
day after South Korea suspended its own anti Yon Lang loudspeaker.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Campaign another message from North Korea, Hello South Korea.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
In a message to reporters, South Korea's Joint chiefs of
Staff stated, quote, today there were no areas where North
Korea's noise broadcast to the South were heard. The suspension
of both propaganda efforts market timber very deep acceleration intentions
following weeks of rising hostility that included a variety of
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operations on both sides of the border.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
We'd like to remind you that you and a loved
one each received one thousand dollars. We're coming up to
North Korea. You know where the fun is.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Come on up.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I wonder if that works with some idea. I'm sure
it does.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
You know, they should hire you to do that.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh, I don't think they're I don't think I can
speak Korean.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But uh, they are just blasting propaganda at each other.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, yelling back and forth across the.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Place of music. Do they have a DJ at least?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Or they just at We'll be back with more cash offers,
but first, Neil Sedaka and laughter in that'll keep people.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
From coming over. I don't want to hear any more
of that.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
We run under the tree, really was a woman.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I really did feminine voice.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
I didn't laughter in the ring, laughter in the ring.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Yeah, to hear him, calendar, calendar, calendar, down, down.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Down, sounded like a girl.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
To Have you ever heard the slow version of Oh
It's so good?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Who doesn't? Does it like a revised version? I've never really.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Does he bring it down a couple of octavestoos? He
sounds like a man.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, he still sounds like.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Are you forgiving?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And just all inclusive.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
I was a kid when I heard that song. I
really thought it was a woman and old man.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
That sounds like a girl.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I thought the lead cigar of Rush was a girl
most of my life.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
I bet even after you saw a little bit right
had hair, I could Yeah a lot of nose. Yeah yeah.
The word for all the things you tell me not
to say about celebrities and you're insulting Getty Lee's not
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all right.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
The word for the speech impediment that makes it difficult
for people to pronounce the R sound, which my little
sister had growing up, by the way.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Is.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Roticism.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So you see the inherent cruelty.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
According to the Better dot com, they can't even say
their own Yeah, those with roticism may replace our sounds
with other sounds.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Such as w l or a distorted are I have
no comment. For example, rabbit might be pronounced as wabbitbbit.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
It can be caused by various factors, such as the
size of the tissue that connects the bottom of the
tongue to the floor of the mouth.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
The what do they call that chick? Uh, the uvula,
the wattle, lingual friendulum.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Nope, that's uh, pleasing a woman.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Problems and developmental issues, or old fashion. Overcoming roticism typically
involved speech therapy exercises.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yes, it starts with an R. It's just unusual rule.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
My brother went to speech for this.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
We always used to tell him to say truck just
for fun.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh yeah, it'd be like having some kind of stammering
illness begin with two s's. Oh, I've got sis, sister's Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Oh that's not fair.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
I was he was a star, a star.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No no, And I'm glad that you were able to
overcome that.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, well you will sell the king's speech sitting at
the dinner room table. Dining room tablely smashed you in
the back of the head. Spin it out, boy, Oh yeah,
you're not joking. No, oh, I thought you were kidding.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
None of those stories are jokes.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
That that's going to be the name of my autobiography.
None of these stories.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
You, sir, Chris has a fun R?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You have?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
You do your rs fun? They call them crunchyrs. Have
you heard this?
Speaker 10 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:08):
No, your rs are just like really soft and they
roll and for some reason, like TikTok, culture calls them
a crunchy.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Are never heard that?
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Yeah, Christy does it when.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Like a new candy bar.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Maybe it's because I had to sit through all that
speech therapy with my sister.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Here, I'll have to put you on the spot. But
here to the story rolling down the river rolling now.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
She's aware, ask me rolling down to perfect come back
again tomorrow, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Scientists have developed infrared contact lenses that allow users to
see in the dark even with their eyes closed.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Huh, yes, you heard of me?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
How the hell I heard you? This is.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So wy, don't understand.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
The lenses contain nanoparticles that absorb infrared light and convert
it into visible wavelengths, and testing participants could detect flashing
Morris Code like signals and determine the direction of incoming
infrared light. Researchers noted the technology worked even better with
when eyes were closed, as near infrared light passes through
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the eyelid more effectively than visible light. The innovation could
lead to non invasive wearable devices that enhance human vision.
So they're like night goggles that you wear all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Apparently, how do you see through your eyelids? Though that's impossible, right,
too many carrots? Yeah, so this will this help blind people?
Speaker 10 (18:50):
I don't think it helps blind people. They can't see
what their eyes opened.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I think eventually you lose a use it long enough,
you'll be blind, probably a little blind.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You all right, what the.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Hell's going on?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So you can see hear the news getting weirder, You
can see that the lights are off, you can see, Yes.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I assue your eyelids.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
That is so bizarre.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
I don't know why you would need it. But astronomers
have spotted a strange new object in our Milky Way.
It's fifteen thousand light years away and maybe a dead
star or something.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
We've never seen before.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
The object is blasting out radio waves and X rays
at the same time, which is highly unusual. Researchers say
it could be a magnetized neuron star, a white dwarf
or possibly something even more exotic radio waves you.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Know what it sounds like, Hey, welcome to North Korea
or Neil Sadaka coming up. But first, this is the
Tokens and the Lion sleeps tonight. Yeah, visit North Korea today.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
This is this is new to the Milky Way.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Apparently it's a new object magnetized neutron star.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Which came first the candy bar or the description.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Of the I think the I think the discription galaxy.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Is there a Snickers phenomenon the Nickers Way?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I just to give them equal time.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Oh I get it. No, I'm just curious cat.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So this is exciting news which came first the Milky
Way or the Milky Way candy bars?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
That's what he just asked.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
What you just asked?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Come on to come on up North Korea. Yay, we
have one leader.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
He has it clear.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and
Tom Extra. This is Christopher take care of everybody. Jim
Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing me?
With rapid fire takes and a lot to get to,
and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly,
(21:09):
I don't even care if you like all of it
or not. I have a job to do scorching debates.
On any given a week. You have lots to beef about.
Take advantage of it. Get up in here.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
She's not my fault.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
We will get to all of that the Jim Rome
Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Get up in here, and we'll beef later on What's
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