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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Kelly Clarkson here to talk all things Wayfair, the
best place to buy furniture, decor, and anything else you
can think of to create a home you absolutely love.
I know when I shop with Wayfair, I find options
for every style, whether I'm feeling Foho or farmhouse, modern,
traditional French Country, I can find exactly what I need
for my home and more. No matter your space, style
(00:23):
or budget, Shopwayfair dot Com to make your home way
more you Wayfair, Every style, every home.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show,
a Spider Update, letters, and Osca's Love Life. You'll hear
about that in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's Kelly Clarkson here to talk all things Wayfare, the
best place to buy furniture, decor, and anything else you
can think of to create a home you absolutely love.
I know when I shop with Wayfair, I find options
for every style. Whether I'm feeling Boho or farmhouse, modern, traditional,
French Country, I can find exactly what I need for
my home and more. No matter your space, style or budget,
(01:20):
Shopwayfair dot com to make your home way more you
Wayfair Every style, every Home.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Here's a sneak big at tonight's episode of Celebrity Virgins.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh damn, you are so incredibly hard to buy a
gift for. I hope you like it.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh thanks, low celebrity virgin. So Tom telling it my
favorite one.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Not that's exy.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Here's some extra.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Certain arbitrary component to this program, A certain randomness, if
you will, a lack of life.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yes, speaking of which, I have a spider update because
I was. I'm sure you were worried. Yesterday I walked
through that large spider web which covered me.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
From all you need.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
To explain this. This is because you have one bathroom
in your home and you had to pee and you
went out at midnight.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
One of my kids was taking a shower. I don't
even want to know the story behind that. So I run,
I go out the back door. I just have on
my my basketball shorts, run outside, covered head to toe
spider web with the spider on my shoulder.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I flip out and it was gigantic.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Said it was gigantic, and my daughter told me it's
an orb orb weaver.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Last night I walked out my back door and walked
through the spider web. Again, that guy is resilient.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
You're exactly rights will count, they will rebuild.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Dude, you tear down my house. I'm not rebuilding, especially
overnight somewhere.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This guy, he doesn't get up. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
These are like those people that live in a floodplain.
You know. Well I have and I had to rebuild
a house for three years. Is that really go? Maybe
it's time to move.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, yeah that or we were tough getting insurance.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Is that the one that looks like a golf ball
suspended by.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Its spindly legs. Yeah, real sharp.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
It's got a big glass on it. Yeah, oh it was.
It's usually like an hour glass in the middle of
the web.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That looks. That sounds creepy, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, they're they're mad.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
At like five o'clock, class, I go to outside with
my dogs, walk through the web again.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, I had a buddy. This is funny you'd bring
this up. Who was relocating raccoons.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He could come get this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
This friend of my Uh, great, guy. This was so weird.
He decided he'd do it himself. He doesn't have to
do it himself. He could have fired out. Trust me,
I got self a cage.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So he gets himself a cage and he catches the raccoon.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Now, he has a he drives a what's a denale?
What is that like a suburban whatever? Ther is big suv? Right,
so he puts the cage with the raccoon in the
back of his suv.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's a big mistake. Yeah, yeah, oh no.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
The next issue, of course, involves the flying vces, the
famous circus act, the Flying Fiegal Brothers. But then you
got to get the thing out of a cage.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Well, that's the dangerous part because you have to lift
this flap up and it's just loose, and it will.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Come at you because it's not happy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So what I what I found to do.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I took a flat shovel, like a flat sided shovel,
put it on the side, on the open end. I
opened the cage and the shovels holding it in. I
got like twenty feet back, got in a full sprint,
ran by, grabbed the shovel.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We ran to my car.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And then sped off because the first time I did it,
the raccoon just ran out and ran right at me.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
So they don't go just for the while. They go, hey,
they go for the guy who put them in the cake.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It depends on how.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Mad they are, right, but they never tell you. I
never even thought I put it in my trunk. When
I got the cage out, it just peed and pooped
all over. Okay, yeah, I've relocated like twelve raccoon in
like a three week period. You just put like a
raw chicken like drumstick at the back of the cage.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And every morning come out and have a new raccoon.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Never touch a hobo by any way, mind, get me
out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
See this is why I higher out that you could
have ended up on America's Funniest Videos as you tripped
grabbing the show.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, and but they also I learned apparently if you
don't take them like two or three miles away, they'll
just come right back. They got nothing but time, they'll
just come right back.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The family.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah. In any event, this.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Guy got his Danali cleaned up.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I ope, Yeah, but he just said he had no
business doing this himself.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Where's you let it go.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh, and the golf course up the great.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
So did he have trouble letting that loose? Yeah, of
course you don't think about that. Like the trapping, it's
the easy part. They don't tell you about what to
trap it, what to do with it.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
And this is in the middle of suburbia.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Come on, I still have my raccoon cage. If you're
feeling no, no one day.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
No, no, I have a guy.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Did your daughter ever catch a rabbit? I know she
was really young.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's how the whole thing started. We were discussing that
and then he then he went into his adventure with
the with the raccoon cage. You know she did not
catch a rabbit because she had this elaborate set up
with a box and a stick that she saw online
and was putting carrots there, because what would you do
if you catch the rabbit. They're not like little bunnies
you can pet. They're wild rabbits.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Have you seen the ones in Colorado?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Now?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
They Yeah, they have the weird.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
They're infested with something and they have horns and stuff
growing now like growing outside.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
It's hit. They're hideous kind of weird fungus or something.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, it's and it's going everywhere like it's infecting all
the reck.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Bob Marley, Yeah, yeah, it does look like.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like dreadlocks? Ross.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Now you've given me the HEBG. Sorry, I deliberately didn't
do that story. It was so gross. Letters from listeners
brought to you by Nitza. Whether you get pulled over
and get into a crash, drinking and driving will change
your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over, paid
for by NITSA. Now, lots of letters, and I was saying,
there's a randomness to this show. I'm gonna read this
one first because I'm doing the the what is it? Rice,
(07:48):
banana bart diet banana? Yeah, yeah, I've been doing that
for a couple.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Banana, apple sauce, rice and.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Toast a post intestinal issue diet.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Wait, that's all you're eating a bland.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm trying to be careful, but I had two helpings
of rice last night, and so far, so good, because
yesterday I had the Werner von Braun bowel issue. You know,
you learn about rocketry and okay, but it seems to
have subsided. But this is from Rice Lake, Wisconsin, so
that's a good place to start. I think at random
(08:23):
it says you were talking about snakes in Florida and
that Josh and Jeff and maybe Chick are going to
go hunt them. My dad lives in Venice. When it
was hit by the hurricane a few years ago, he
was striving to look at the damage to his house.
He saw something in the road and could not stop
or swerve to avoid it. It was a giant python
stretched across both lanes. He didn't mean to hit it,
(08:43):
but as he looked back, he did hit it. He
saw the snakes the right back end of the bushes,
like nothing could happen.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Good luck hunting so big he could get run over
by a car and be fine and covered two lanes.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now did you get a stack of letters over there
while I was going?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I have a letter Greetings and hallucination to Tom and
his merrily medicated minions. That's quite hello, Amanda, Tom, your
logic is completely flawed. There's more UV radiation on the
mountains because you're closer to the sun than there is
at the beach.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So going out to Colorado when summer is actually worse
than going to the beach.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, there's an argument that's true. But when you're in
the beach or in the water, the sun is reflecting,
and yeah, it'ssarily a perfectly valid point. I do appreciate that.
I acknowledge that. Okay, once again, I'm wearing a different
kind of hat.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And you're wearing sunscreen and to keep the offers.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I hate, but I hate wearing sunscreen. Just hate it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'm with you. I do too, hate it because it
feels gross in your skin.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, Ever, there are some that are really nice or nothing.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
The same reason. I hate fabric softener. It's like you've
covered your clothes and Wesson oil.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Oh that I don't. I don't have that issue, but
I the stunt and the stuff that does. They say,
oh yeah, it feels just like your own skin. After
ten minutes, I've never been more sunburned.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Okay, it's important to wear it, but yeah, yeah, in
my case, I just have to keep out of the sun.
So this is a joe, He writes. You had a
guest talking about prison and how you can get money
from your family to spend in prison. Oh yeah, with
my job, I frequent many prisons and one of the
warehouses in the grounds they bag up food that the
(10:27):
prisoners order with the money they receive from your family.
The amount of ramen noodles they send to prisons is
literally garbage bags full. Buy stock in ramen. They crack
up the ramen, put flavor packets in and eat them
like potato chips.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
That's the big thing in prison.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've watched some prison shows now that commentary count is
really something.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You put money in every month and they get to
go and pick out food and toothpaste, all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, they get really creative with the ramen. They make
romen cakes like birthday cakes out of ramen.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They met.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Ramen sales go up when college starts too, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Probably? Yeah, I would. They would say that.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What about the so called toilet wine? Familiar with that?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh yeah the Pruno?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, Pruno?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Have you have you created that.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In your No, I've never never jail.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Or person you suggested you knew your way around.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
No.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I watch like, uh, these different sixty days in I'm
sure Ace has seen that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I watch Love after After, like lock up, Oh, love.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
After lock lock up.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
There those people who are like now are freshly out
of prison looking for love love in lock up after?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Oh yeah, or are these the ladies that start corresponding
with the serial killers and stuff?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh wow? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Well got another letter about dogs because yesterday was the
anniversary of those two Russian dogs that went up into
space and peristroika and came back alive. Cher. This comes
to us from Steve. I heard the story about the
dogs in space. All I could piss you was ground
(12:14):
control giving them instructions by going.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Okay, who's a good boy?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
And you mentioned the several dogs prior to those that
went up into space did not make it back alive.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, you have to start somewhere, he goes their last.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Communication to earth wast Row Steve very sad. Really, Christy,
what are you looking at?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
This is another one of the tom Urban myths. Apparently,
tank trucks delivering gas do not stir up gunk in
the underground tank. According to Pat Lennon in South Carolina,
First of all, there isn't gunk into tank to start with.
They only have pure gasoline, and the gasoline if there
were likely dissolve it. Second, there are two filters between
(13:03):
the tank and the nozzle going into your car.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
So I was wondering how a bunch of gunk got
down in there, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yes, he said the tanks are cleaned to start.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, but I'm not the one that said that. I
was the one saying that. I just don't want to
see that when they when they explode. Right, I've seen
many movies, usually with Arnold Schwartz and Avery, if there's
a tanker truck, something goes slide into it, it blows off.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Well, you were told that by a tanker guy, right, Yeah,
and yeah, all those hoses are on the outside of
the truck getting splashed with water and dirt all day,
and then they put the hose down into the There's
gonna be some stuff that falls off into the tank.
That's why I argument, Yeah, come at me, Hey, wind
bags are gonna win bag.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I like the I like the reverse osmosiscsolely. I think
he's the same filter as the water.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Really.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, I think you have to change them more often though.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Now mister Asqui is here with us, Jeffrey of great Dad,
wonderful guy. I have a couple of quick questions. Were
you ever a single guy back in the day, no
connections of any kind, no girlfriend, no wife, just Jeff
Oscy on the loose. Yeah, how'd that go to? I'm
just kind of it was lonely. Were you Were you
(14:14):
a fan of the cannabis, the marijuana, the reefers?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, back in the day.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
You're a fan of what kind of girl?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I like? White trash?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
It is like if you have bows tattooed on the
back of your thighs, I'm down, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
When they do the upper thigh bowl like.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
A hair bow or something like that, like a hair bow,
like they wear garters, but they are right.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
That's a thing.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh yeah, the mom moving in at my son's college
next to us, she been over and her shorts came
up and she had the bows, and my legs almost
gave us. Oh she had a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on
her front thigh.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Oh wow, that says.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That says.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
That says somebody has been here, in fact, more than
a few.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
If you're underwears hanging out on purpose.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Oh I love you, You're you're my kind of lady.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Has this changed or like I do?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh no, I still love white Okay, my lady is
not white tracks, but she knows, she knows what I like. Yeah,
she will actually go uh boy, that that's she's right
up your ally. Oh yeah yeah yeah, oh nice, Yeah,
like Roller Derby girls.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
She'll put on some overalls without the shirt underneath you
on the thong, right high.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Let's Thet'll take our time machine and go back to
you being the single guy. Okay, are you living in
an apartment or in a house?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I'm living in a double, which is like an apartment house.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I was there. We did a podcast.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Oh yeah yeah. For those of you who have nice homes.
If you don't know what a double is, go to
a bad neighborhood, find a house for around seventeen to
twenty thousand dollars, put a wall down the middle, put
another front door, turn it into two crappy houses. That's
a doublehlex. Yeah yeah, yeah, we call them doubles.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
And if we take my time machine and go back there,
it's single Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
And open up the refrigerator. What's in it?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
We just talked about this last night. Two Domino's pizza
boxes from like three months ago.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
That's it. Yeah, what's it? Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, no beverages, no water, no I ate every meal
out and drink water pretty much.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Now, were you a stoner if you will in those days?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, so's why I couldn't afford eything to put
in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
So what would you do when you got the munchies?
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No, order more Domino's pizza? Okay, I mean it was
the only I had one pizza place that would deliver,
and it was Dominoes, and so I usually had Dominoes.
But yeah, I had some black light posters on the wall.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Is that what you wanted? Had a couple of lava layups?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Did you have the black light though to go?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh yeah, your end tables crates?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah? Did you have two lava lamps? Nice?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Did you have a lot of home games with the ladies?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I did a lot of alone time with the Jeff.
Like when I find a lady, I'm with her for
a long time, but then there's a long gap until
I can trick another one.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
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It's Kelly Clarkson here to talk all things Wayfair, the
best place to buy furniture, decor, and anything else you
can think of to create a home you absolutely love.
I know when I shop with Wayfair, I find options
for every style, whether I'm feeling Foho or farmhouse, modern,
traditional French Country, I can find exactly what I need
for my home and more. No matter your space, style
(00:23):
or budget, Shopwayfair dot Com to make your home way
more you Wayfair, Every style, every home.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show,
a Spider Update, letters, and Osca's Love Life. You'll hear
about that in just a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's Kelly Clarkson here to talk all things Wayfare, the
best place to buy furniture, decor, and anything else you
can think of to create a home you absolutely love.
I know when I shop with Wayfair, I find options
for every style. Whether I'm feeling Boho or farmhouse, modern, traditional,
French Country, I can find exactly what I need for
my home and more. No matter your space, style or budget,
(01:20):
Shopwayfair dot com to make your home way more you
Wayfair Every style, every Home.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Here's a sneak big at tonight's episode of Celebrity Virgins.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh damn, you are so incredibly hard to buy a
gift for. I hope you like it.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh thanks, low celebrity virgin. So Tom telling it my
favorite one.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Not that's exy.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Here's some extra.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Certain arbitrary component to this program, A certain randomness, if
you will, a lack of life.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yes, speaking of which, I have a spider update because
I was. I'm sure you were worried. Yesterday I walked
through that large spider web which covered me.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
From all you need.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
To explain this. This is because you have one bathroom
in your home and you had to pee and you
went out at midnight.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
One of my kids was taking a shower. I don't
even want to know the story behind that. So I run,
I go out the back door. I just have on
my my basketball shorts, run outside, covered head to toe
spider web with the spider on my shoulder.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I flip out and it was gigantic.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Said it was gigantic, and my daughter told me it's
an orb orb weaver.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Last night I walked out my back door and walked
through the spider web. Again, that guy is resilient.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
You're exactly rights will count, they will rebuild.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Dude, you tear down my house. I'm not rebuilding, especially
overnight somewhere.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This guy, he doesn't get up. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
These are like those people that live in a floodplain.
You know. Well I have and I had to rebuild
a house for three years. Is that really go? Maybe
it's time to move.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, yeah that or we were tough getting insurance.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Is that the one that looks like a golf ball
suspended by.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Its spindly legs. Yeah, real sharp.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
It's got a big glass on it. Yeah, oh it was.
It's usually like an hour glass in the middle of
the web.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That looks. That sounds creepy, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, they're they're mad.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
At like five o'clock, class, I go to outside with
my dogs, walk through the web again.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, I had a buddy. This is funny you'd bring
this up. Who was relocating raccoons.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He could come get this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
This friend of my Uh, great, guy. This was so weird.
He decided he'd do it himself. He doesn't have to
do it himself. He could have fired out. Trust me,
I got self a cage.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So he gets himself a cage and he catches the raccoon.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Now, he has a he drives a what's a denale?
What is that like a suburban whatever? Ther is big suv? Right,
so he puts the cage with the raccoon in the
back of his suv.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's a big mistake. Yeah, yeah, oh no.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
The next issue, of course, involves the flying vces, the
famous circus act, the Flying Fiegal Brothers. But then you
got to get the thing out of a cage.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Well, that's the dangerous part because you have to lift
this flap up and it's just loose, and it will.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Come at you because it's not happy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So what I what I found to do.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I took a flat shovel, like a flat sided shovel,
put it on the side, on the open end. I
opened the cage and the shovels holding it in. I
got like twenty feet back, got in a full sprint,
ran by, grabbed the shovel.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We ran to my car.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And then sped off because the first time I did it,
the raccoon just ran out and ran right at me.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
So they don't go just for the while. They go, hey,
they go for the guy who put them in the cake.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It depends on how.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Mad they are, right, but they never tell you. I
never even thought I put it in my trunk. When
I got the cage out, it just peed and pooped
all over. Okay, yeah, I've relocated like twelve raccoon in
like a three week period. You just put like a
raw chicken like drumstick at the back of the cage.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And every morning come out and have a new raccoon.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Never touch a hobo by any way, mind, get me
out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
See this is why I higher out that you could
have ended up on America's Funniest Videos as you tripped
grabbing the show.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, and but they also I learned apparently if you
don't take them like two or three miles away, they'll
just come right back. They got nothing but time, they'll
just come right back.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The family.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah. In any event, this.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Guy got his Danali cleaned up.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I ope, Yeah, but he just said he had no
business doing this himself.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Where's you let it go.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh, and the golf course up the great.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
So did he have trouble letting that loose? Yeah, of
course you don't think about that. Like the trapping, it's
the easy part. They don't tell you about what to
trap it, what to do with it.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
And this is in the middle of suburbia.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Come on, I still have my raccoon cage. If you're
feeling no, no one day.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
No, no, I have a guy.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Did your daughter ever catch a rabbit? I know she
was really young.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's how the whole thing started. We were discussing that
and then he then he went into his adventure with
the with the raccoon cage. You know she did not
catch a rabbit because she had this elaborate set up
with a box and a stick that she saw online
and was putting carrots there, because what would you do
if you catch the rabbit. They're not like little bunnies
you can pet. They're wild rabbits.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Have you seen the ones in Colorado?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Now?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
They Yeah, they have the weird.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
They're infested with something and they have horns and stuff
growing now like growing outside.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
It's hit. They're hideous kind of weird fungus or something.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, it's and it's going everywhere like it's infecting all
the reck.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Bob Marley, Yeah, yeah, it does look like.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like dreadlocks? Ross.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Now you've given me the HEBG. Sorry, I deliberately didn't
do that story. It was so gross. Letters from listeners
brought to you by Nitza. Whether you get pulled over
and get into a crash, drinking and driving will change
your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over, paid
for by NITSA. Now, lots of letters, and I was saying,
there's a randomness to this show. I'm gonna read this
one first because I'm doing the the what is it? Rice,
(07:48):
banana bart diet banana? Yeah, yeah, I've been doing that
for a couple.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Banana, apple sauce, rice and.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Toast a post intestinal issue diet.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Wait, that's all you're eating a bland.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm trying to be careful, but I had two helpings
of rice last night, and so far, so good, because
yesterday I had the Werner von Braun bowel issue. You know,
you learn about rocketry and okay, but it seems to
have subsided. But this is from Rice Lake, Wisconsin, so
that's a good place to start. I think at random
(08:23):
it says you were talking about snakes in Florida and
that Josh and Jeff and maybe Chick are going to
go hunt them. My dad lives in Venice. When it
was hit by the hurricane a few years ago, he
was striving to look at the damage to his house.
He saw something in the road and could not stop
or swerve to avoid it. It was a giant python
stretched across both lanes. He didn't mean to hit it,
(08:43):
but as he looked back, he did hit it. He
saw the snakes the right back end of the bushes,
like nothing could happen.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Good luck hunting so big he could get run over
by a car and be fine and covered two lanes.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now did you get a stack of letters over there
while I was going?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I have a letter Greetings and hallucination to Tom and
his merrily medicated minions. That's quite hello, Amanda, Tom, your
logic is completely flawed. There's more UV radiation on the
mountains because you're closer to the sun than there is
at the beach.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So going out to Colorado when summer is actually worse
than going to the beach.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, there's an argument that's true. But when you're in
the beach or in the water, the sun is reflecting,
and yeah, it'ssarily a perfectly valid point. I do appreciate that.
I acknowledge that. Okay, once again, I'm wearing a different
kind of hat.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And you're wearing sunscreen and to keep the offers.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I hate, but I hate wearing sunscreen. Just hate it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'm with you. I do too, hate it because it
feels gross in your skin.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, Ever, there are some that are really nice or nothing.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
The same reason. I hate fabric softener. It's like you've
covered your clothes and Wesson oil.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Oh that I don't. I don't have that issue, but
I the stunt and the stuff that does. They say,
oh yeah, it feels just like your own skin. After
ten minutes, I've never been more sunburned.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Okay, it's important to wear it, but yeah, yeah, in
my case, I just have to keep out of the sun.
So this is a joe, He writes. You had a
guest talking about prison and how you can get money
from your family to spend in prison. Oh yeah, with
my job, I frequent many prisons and one of the
warehouses in the grounds they bag up food that the
(10:27):
prisoners order with the money they receive from your family.
The amount of ramen noodles they send to prisons is
literally garbage bags full. Buy stock in ramen. They crack
up the ramen, put flavor packets in and eat them
like potato chips.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
That's the big thing in prison.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've watched some prison shows now that commentary count is
really something.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You put money in every month and they get to
go and pick out food and toothpaste, all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, they get really creative with the ramen. They make
romen cakes like birthday cakes out of ramen.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They met.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Ramen sales go up when college starts too, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Probably? Yeah, I would. They would say that.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What about the so called toilet wine? Familiar with that?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh yeah the Pruno?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, Pruno?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Have you have you created that.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In your No, I've never never jail.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Or person you suggested you knew your way around.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
No.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I watch like, uh, these different sixty days in I'm
sure Ace has seen that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I watch Love after After, like lock up, Oh, love.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
After lock lock up.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
There those people who are like now are freshly out
of prison looking for love love in lock up after?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Oh yeah, or are these the ladies that start corresponding
with the serial killers and stuff?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh wow? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Well got another letter about dogs because yesterday was the
anniversary of those two Russian dogs that went up into
space and peristroika and came back alive. Cher. This comes
to us from Steve. I heard the story about the
dogs in space. All I could piss you was ground
(12:14):
control giving them instructions by going.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Okay, who's a good boy?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
And you mentioned the several dogs prior to those that
went up into space did not make it back alive.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, you have to start somewhere, he goes their last.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Communication to earth wast Row Steve very sad. Really, Christy,
what are you looking at?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
This is another one of the tom Urban myths. Apparently,
tank trucks delivering gas do not stir up gunk in
the underground tank. According to Pat Lennon in South Carolina,
First of all, there isn't gunk into tank to start with.
They only have pure gasoline, and the gasoline if there
were likely dissolve it. Second, there are two filters between
(13:03):
the tank and the nozzle going into your car.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
So I was wondering how a bunch of gunk got
down in there, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yes, he said the tanks are cleaned to start.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, but I'm not the one that said that. I
was the one saying that. I just don't want to
see that when they when they explode. Right, I've seen
many movies, usually with Arnold Schwartz and Avery, if there's
a tanker truck, something goes slide into it, it blows off.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Well, you were told that by a tanker guy, right, Yeah,
and yeah, all those hoses are on the outside of
the truck getting splashed with water and dirt all day,
and then they put the hose down into the There's
gonna be some stuff that falls off into the tank.
That's why I argument, Yeah, come at me, Hey, wind
bags are gonna win bag.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I like the I like the reverse osmosiscsolely. I think
he's the same filter as the water.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Really.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, I think you have to change them more often though.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Now mister Asqui is here with us, Jeffrey of great Dad,
wonderful guy. I have a couple of quick questions. Were
you ever a single guy back in the day, no
connections of any kind, no girlfriend, no wife, just Jeff
Oscy on the loose. Yeah, how'd that go to? I'm
just kind of it was lonely. Were you Were you
(14:14):
a fan of the cannabis, the marijuana, the reefers?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, back in the day.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
You're a fan of what kind of girl?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I like? White trash?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
It is like if you have bows tattooed on the
back of your thighs, I'm down, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
When they do the upper thigh bowl like.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
A hair bow or something like that, like a hair bow,
like they wear garters, but they are right.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
That's a thing.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh yeah, the mom moving in at my son's college
next to us, she been over and her shorts came
up and she had the bows, and my legs almost
gave us. Oh she had a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on
her front thigh.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Oh wow, that says.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That says.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
That says somebody has been here, in fact, more than
a few.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
If you're underwears hanging out on purpose.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Oh I love you, You're you're my kind of lady.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Has this changed or like I do?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh no, I still love white Okay, my lady is
not white tracks, but she knows, she knows what I like. Yeah,
she will actually go uh boy, that that's she's right
up your ally. Oh yeah yeah yeah, oh nice, Yeah,
like Roller Derby girls.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
She'll put on some overalls without the shirt underneath you
on the thong, right high.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Let's Thet'll take our time machine and go back to
you being the single guy. Okay, are you living in
an apartment or in a house?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I'm living in a double, which is like an apartment house.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I was there. We did a podcast.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Oh yeah yeah. For those of you who have nice homes.
If you don't know what a double is, go to
a bad neighborhood, find a house for around seventeen to
twenty thousand dollars, put a wall down the middle, put
another front door, turn it into two crappy houses. That's
a doublehlex. Yeah yeah, yeah, we call them doubles.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
And if we take my time machine and go back there,
it's single Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
And open up the refrigerator. What's in it?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
We just talked about this last night. Two Domino's pizza
boxes from like three months ago.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
That's it. Yeah, what's it? Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, no beverages, no water, no I ate every meal
out and drink water pretty much.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Now, were you a stoner if you will in those days?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, so's why I couldn't afford eything to put
in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
So what would you do when you got the munchies?
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No, order more Domino's pizza? Okay, I mean it was
the only I had one pizza place that would deliver,
and it was Dominoes, and so I usually had Dominoes.
But yeah, I had some black light posters on the wall.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Is that what you wanted? Had a couple of lava layups?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Did you have the black light though to go?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh yeah, your end tables crates?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah? Did you have two lava lamps? Nice?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Did you have a lot of home games with the ladies?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I did a lot of alone time with the Jeff.
Like when I find a lady, I'm with her for
a long time, but then there's a long gap until
I can trick another one.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
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