June 27, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big show today.
Ali Breen with Sexy Time. She's coming up in just
a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Ling. Welcome to
Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about small We're
going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you liking the direction flow?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Us a going in?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yea, because I' getting more screen times.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Good.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think we all feel like there was a scene
missing here.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You got me time. Let's revisit it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Let's look at it, see what we remember, see what
we remember.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I had never been around anything like that before.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I mean it was so fun Talkville, Talk Bill.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your
favorite platform.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's get into it. Our glass to the bank.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
He is.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
It has never been an organ of distinction. Though it
functions day by day in a most convenient way, it
has never had the glory that the liver gets.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey hazardous, the.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Songs my baby does he.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Let us all raise our glasses to the pancreas. Justice
Cretan now the line to just I juice says into
the intestine, just to neutralize the stomach acid that could
be remaining on the food. Hey pancreas, Hey pancreas, you
(01:49):
are my favorite organ. Pay pancreas, Pay pancreas. I can't
think of anything that rhymes with or. Let's all there
are glasses to the pancreas. It has never been an
organ of distinction. Though it functions day by day and
(02:11):
I'm most convenient way, it has never had the glory
that the liver does. Hey pancreas, Hey pancreas, have a
nice day.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
A great way to get your morning started.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Welcome back, Tom. I was conferring with one of the
bright people on our staff.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Those are hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, so it was so engaging. I thought, I've got
to go back in there.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
You have touched me to the quick. I don't know
how I.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Believe it's to uh, oh, look at how gorgeous she
looks today and she's not not at her normal Are
you in Florida?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
No, I'm actually down at Fox studios today. I have
to tape something for them in a little bit, so
I came down early.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Because you look tan.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I am tan. Yeah, that's actually from New York a
little bit. It's been really warm.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
We're talking with Florida prior accommodation.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian and MS Brain can
be reached at your favorite social media platform and location
A L L I B R E E N. What's
this all about. It's about helping people with their love lives.
Let us begin, Ali, do you have any good letters?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Oh, yes, dear Ali. I have been married to my
husband for three years. We're both divorced, and he has
two kids who we have on the weekends. One of
his kids told me that she walked in on her
mom and dad making out. I confronted my husband and
he said, oh, she's just trying to cause trouble because
she's been trying to get out of coming to our
house on the weekends.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I have no idea who to believe or what to do.
Any idea?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I say, yeah, yeah, I give your husband the benefit
of the doubt.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Yeah, she's a smart girl. She does how to swat up.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
She doesn't how to stir it up up.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, that's a whole new level of playing your parents against.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Each other, the anti parent trap, isn't it right? The opposite?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, she wants her parents to be making out.
That's what she's seeing in her head. But that's not happening.
I don't believe that's happening. Yeah, what's what's so unpleasant
about being at his place?
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Apparently she didn't like her new mom bonus more.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Yeah, you just want to hang out with your friends
at that age and getting shuffled to your parents that's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Probably, Yeah, way to go for that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The step mom probably makes your scrub the floors.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Today's are out the fireplace. Yes, this is.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
The stepmom who wrote us the letter.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh sorry, Yeah, we can't fix this one next.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Dear Ellie, I'm recently divorced and I've been in a
sugar daddy sugar baby relationship.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm loving it.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We meet once a week for some fun and I
helped pay her rent and buy her some fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's been really great.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
But recently it seems that she always has her period
and I've been giving her the same. But I feel
like in this situation I should be able to pay
her less since I'm not getting the same in these circumstances.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's sounding like a jerk.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I don't think you bring it up. I think you
just start giving less.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Wait, every week she's having her period.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
That's right, she.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
May be dying.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
This could be just just your regular internal bleeding. Yeah,
this could be Organs on the way out. I'm not
I'm not quality. Maybe I wasn't paying enough.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
This is the sugar daddy writing the letter he's talking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
About he doesn't want to pay.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Her because she's not giving up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I would recommend towels.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
I mean, hang on a second here, I think we
were in some new territory, but I don't he may
be fine with that. She's saying, hey, I'm on my period.
I don't want to have and I know exact editor.
The presentation you have to go to go to a
costume shop.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, this is going to be good.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
The key. The key is Japanese flag.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, so you're convinced they have a Japanese flag. I
get a costume shop.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That you're gonna need a World War two era nevermind.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I think Japanese flag, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Just you don't have to bring it up just first off,
it's a little weird to be telling this guy eight
the amount of money you give her is directly related
to the amount of sex.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Prostitute John, I mean yeah, yeah, this is everything about
this is really unpleasant.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, this blood money.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
No, she can't be on her period every week.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
That's physically embold.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I mean, at the very least should be dizzy.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, it out out of pretend concern.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
All right, So maybe she's trying to get out of
the deal.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Of course she is.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
I mean, no, she wants the money. She just doesn't
have sex with the guy, right.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, she wants to get out of that.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I say, get out of the whole thing. Find somebody
who really wants to have sex with you.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
There'll be others, believe me.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, or oh god, you get a calendar from her,
and I think I'm correct, isn't Is there not an app?
Of course there's any there's an app for this, So
she could she could log on and then you'd go,
you look at your thing and go, hey, sorry, it's
Zelda this week you're off duty canvas.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
So now he's got more than one rotation.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But it's not going to affect the payments.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
I guarantee she has a rotation, like I bet she
has a couple of sugar daddies.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Maybe I don't know. That's all this guy cares.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Wants a week.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I've stopped caring. What's the next one?
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
I agree, dear Allie.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I've been dating my boyfriend for six months and met
his family, and I really thought everything was great. His mom, however,
keeps trying to set him up with one of her
friend's sons. I'm obviously upset, and he says his mom
is just overbearing. But clearly this means she doesn't like
me and doesn't want me to be with her son.
And this is the guy I think I want to marry.
What do I do? Do I kiss up to the mom?
(08:28):
Do I get mad at her? Do I make my
boyfriend intervene? Any ideas?
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Are we in a gay relationship here?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
What made you think that?
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Because she said son, she's trying to fix her boyfriend
up with a son. He said, my boyfriend and his
mom kept keeps wanting to fix him up with a
friend of her son.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Yeah, isn't that what it says?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Think so though?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah? But what if a friend of her son is
a woman.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
A woman?
Speaker 10 (08:55):
No, I thought she said, I thought that she met
one of her friend of her friend's son, the son
of all I got you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, it is, I mean, but I mean, if you
think we're unqualified to discuss heterosexual relationships, now we can
go into churitle you really know nothing about it and
give even more bad advice.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I just would I feel like it's a type.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well either way, I think the same, the same answer.
You just go about your business and do what you
have to do with You don't have to pretend to
be somebody else in order to make mom happy exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I would kind of not worry about it. She's probably
never going to be happy.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
That was wonderful advice, Tom.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I have every once in a while.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Although there wouldn't be a period problem gLing No, no,
you got that going there could still be bleeding. Yeah.
Well maybe maybe in the beginning.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
You thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You didn't think I could come back. Well, aren't you fancy?
H Allie? What are you doing on TV? Today?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
They do these?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Do you remember shows where it's like talking head things?
What it'll be like do you remember, you know, two
thousand and nine, and they, you know, give you a
bunch of things to comment on. So yeah, it'll be
like me and Kennedy and yeah, a bunch of talking
heads that go in and do their stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Kennedy the the newscaster, not not Robert F.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Junior, Robert F.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I love Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Are you wearing a bathing suit?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Hearing takes off?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, yeah, one of those nineteen thirties ones that Curly
used to wear.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
All my Box appearances in a bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right? You know they got good ratings?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I know, why?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Trying to make my mark?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Allie? What have you got over there?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Dear Allie?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
This is an appropoe.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
My girlfriend wears a thong bikini that I always thought
was incredibly sexy, but she's gotten pretty out of shape
and now it's actually kind of embarrassing. There's a lot
of cellulate back there, and it's not very cute. Should
I buire one of those skirt bikini botmbs?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Or is that too obvious? What do I do here?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
You're lucky you have a girl that has confidence to
actually still wear it, you know, what I mean?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, what are you doing, sir? Don't just stop going swimming?
That's fine, right, something else instead, I'm not interested even
(11:40):
talking to you.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
He was either a big old mumu skirt to hide
her but or carry a towel that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wrap up in a towelby be easier to do sea sauce,
to do what.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Be on the sea saw? I'm not sure afraid we're
gonna you have up top suggesting.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Because you got big like a teeter totter.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
And he just thinks it's funny that a fat person
would be on a season, But exactly you're implying that
she's heavier than he is.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Yeah, I bet he's a I bet you're I.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Want to tell all the women out there. Most guys
I don't think are bothered by cell you like, I
really don't look at Godwin over there.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
And most guys who's wearing it, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Think that's the name of my phone company.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
You can't comment.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Cut off? Are you?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I asked you this earlier and I don't think I
got an answer. So he's drinking for two hours. I
have had very little sleep. I don't think any of
us want to give you any advice, sor we none
of us like your premise.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, if you don't get out, don't shame her.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
No, not at all.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I hope she wears a smaller th on bikini.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, unless it's really awful.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I guess from new from muffin top the bikini.
Let's move on to our next letter, Ali Breen.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Dear Ali, my husband went on a work trip and
he came back with what he said were bug bites
all around his junk. I demanded that he get an
STD test, and he flipped out on me and said,
how can I not trust him?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
A huge fight. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, well, what kind of STD would give you bug bites?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Maybe they look like bug whites, so maybe crabs or genital.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Herpes?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Not sure?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's like does it look like does it look like
bug bites?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
And how would it manifest just being go on that quickly?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Right? Yeah? And why would it just be located in
the genital area?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
That would be razor rash Like that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's more razor.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
He doesn't have anything to hide, why would he not?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Exactly? That's what I just go get the test test.
But she's you know, she's saying common STDs that may
resemble bug bite. Here we go, herpes, scabies, syphless, something
called shank roid. It doesn't shankroid sound like a character. Yeah,
I am shank royds. Something called molluscum contagious. Oh you
(14:29):
know what, that's really contagious. So ma'am, you have a
good reason to suggest maybe he should get tested.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Are those like medieval sex?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I've never I mean the herpes is number one. They
say that can that causes small red, itchy bumps that
might be mistaken for bug bites.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Does he shave down there?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Well, if he hadn't before.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I mean, it could be razor or whatever.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Yeah, it would be, but right, but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I keep stick your ground. He's cheating, don't put out
until he gets to.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Yeah, the work trip is getting mosquito bites around his junk.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Yeah what was he doing?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah? Unless you work for OFF, that's probably not happening.
I'm just making smores with the boy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, And Mondor said, why don't you spread honey down there?
It'll keep the bugs work?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, the new honey flavored off don't work.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I told you smells good. But oh my god, we're
speaking with Ali Breen comedian. We have time for one
more letter. Ally and again you can sorry, you can
reach Alli A L L I B R E and
sorry Allie, go ahead, Dear Ali.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I really love my boyfriend, but he's very irresponsible. He
has a child from a previous girlfriend. And whenever he
borrows my car, I'll get a ticket in the mail or.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Is it signed to pat? Or sorry, I'm sorry, go ahead?
He does what happens?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
He gets tickets in the mail or she does yeah
from him?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Or he'll get into some kind of accident. He just
got kicked out of his apartment.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's seeing me.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
It is me and I would actually like to live together.
But am I inviting in a total disaster? Or maybe
can I change him with a stable environment?
Speaker 10 (16:26):
How many?
Speaker 9 (16:27):
How many have tried and failed?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Back They've all failed. Baby, he's a fixer upper?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Can I change him? Really? That came out of her mouth?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Yep, honey, I can.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, there's a certain charm to being irresponsible and incapable
of doing adult things as an adult. It wears off
very quickly.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah, what's the average about three years?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Should be months.
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big show today.
Ali Breen with Sexy Time. She's coming up in just
a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Ling. Welcome to
Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about small We're
going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you liking the direction flow?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Us a going in?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yea, because I' getting more screen times.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Good.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think we all feel like there was a scene
missing here.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You got me time. Let's revisit it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Let's look at it, see what we remember, see what
we remember.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I had never been around anything like that before.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I mean it was so fun Talkville, Talk Bill.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your
favorite platform.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's get into it. Our glass to the bank.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
He is.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
It has never been an organ of distinction. Though it
functions day by day in a most convenient way, it
has never had the glory that the liver gets.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey hazardous, the.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Songs my baby does he.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Let us all raise our glasses to the pancreas. Justice
Cretan now the line to just I juice says into
the intestine, just to neutralize the stomach acid that could
be remaining on the food. Hey pancreas, Hey pancreas, you
(01:49):
are my favorite organ. Pay pancreas, Pay pancreas. I can't
think of anything that rhymes with or. Let's all there
are glasses to the pancreas. It has never been an
organ of distinction. Though it functions day by day and
(02:11):
I'm most convenient way, it has never had the glory
that the liver does. Hey pancreas, Hey pancreas, have a
nice day.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
A great way to get your morning started.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Welcome back, Tom. I was conferring with one of the
bright people on our staff.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Those are hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, so it was so engaging. I thought, I've got
to go back in there.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
You have touched me to the quick. I don't know
how I.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Believe it's to uh, oh, look at how gorgeous she
looks today and she's not not at her normal Are
you in Florida?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
No, I'm actually down at Fox studios today. I have
to tape something for them in a little bit, so
I came down early.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Because you look tan.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I am tan. Yeah, that's actually from New York a
little bit. It's been really warm.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
We're talking with Florida prior accommodation.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian and MS Brain can
be reached at your favorite social media platform and location
A L L I B R E E N. What's
this all about. It's about helping people with their love lives.
Let us begin, Ali, do you have any good letters?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Oh, yes, dear Ali. I have been married to my
husband for three years. We're both divorced, and he has
two kids who we have on the weekends. One of
his kids told me that she walked in on her
mom and dad making out. I confronted my husband and
he said, oh, she's just trying to cause trouble because
she's been trying to get out of coming to our
house on the weekends.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I have no idea who to believe or what to do.
Any idea?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I say, yeah, yeah, I give your husband the benefit
of the doubt.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Yeah, she's a smart girl. She does how to swat up.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
She doesn't how to stir it up up.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, that's a whole new level of playing your parents against.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Each other, the anti parent trap, isn't it right? The opposite?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, she wants her parents to be making out.
That's what she's seeing in her head. But that's not happening.
I don't believe that's happening. Yeah, what's what's so unpleasant
about being at his place?
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Apparently she didn't like her new mom bonus more.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Yeah, you just want to hang out with your friends
at that age and getting shuffled to your parents that's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Probably, Yeah, way to go for that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The step mom probably makes your scrub the floors.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Today's are out the fireplace. Yes, this is.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
The stepmom who wrote us the letter.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh sorry, Yeah, we can't fix this one next.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Dear Ellie, I'm recently divorced and I've been in a
sugar daddy sugar baby relationship.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm loving it.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We meet once a week for some fun and I
helped pay her rent and buy her some fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's been really great.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
But recently it seems that she always has her period
and I've been giving her the same. But I feel
like in this situation I should be able to pay
her less since I'm not getting the same in these circumstances.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's sounding like a jerk.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I don't think you bring it up. I think you
just start giving less.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Wait, every week she's having her period.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
That's right, she.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
May be dying.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
This could be just just your regular internal bleeding. Yeah,
this could be Organs on the way out. I'm not
I'm not quality. Maybe I wasn't paying enough.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
This is the sugar daddy writing the letter he's talking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
About he doesn't want to pay.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Her because she's not giving up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I would recommend towels.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
I mean, hang on a second here, I think we
were in some new territory, but I don't he may
be fine with that. She's saying, hey, I'm on my period.
I don't want to have and I know exact editor.
The presentation you have to go to go to a
costume shop.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, this is going to be good.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
The key. The key is Japanese flag.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, so you're convinced they have a Japanese flag. I
get a costume shop.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That you're gonna need a World War two era nevermind.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I think Japanese flag, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Just you don't have to bring it up just first off,
it's a little weird to be telling this guy eight
the amount of money you give her is directly related
to the amount of sex.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Prostitute John, I mean yeah, yeah, this is everything about
this is really unpleasant.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, this blood money.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
No, she can't be on her period every week.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
That's physically embold.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I mean, at the very least should be dizzy.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, it out out of pretend concern.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
All right, So maybe she's trying to get out of
the deal.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Of course she is.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
I mean, no, she wants the money. She just doesn't
have sex with the guy, right.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, she wants to get out of that.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I say, get out of the whole thing. Find somebody
who really wants to have sex with you.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
There'll be others, believe me.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, or oh god, you get a calendar from her,
and I think I'm correct, isn't Is there not an app?
Of course there's any there's an app for this, So
she could she could log on and then you'd go,
you look at your thing and go, hey, sorry, it's
Zelda this week you're off duty canvas.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
So now he's got more than one rotation.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But it's not going to affect the payments.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
I guarantee she has a rotation, like I bet she
has a couple of sugar daddies.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Maybe I don't know. That's all this guy cares.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Wants a week.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I've stopped caring. What's the next one?
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
I agree, dear Allie.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I've been dating my boyfriend for six months and met
his family, and I really thought everything was great. His mom, however,
keeps trying to set him up with one of her
friend's sons. I'm obviously upset, and he says his mom
is just overbearing. But clearly this means she doesn't like
me and doesn't want me to be with her son.
And this is the guy I think I want to marry.
What do I do? Do I kiss up to the mom?
(08:28):
Do I get mad at her? Do I make my
boyfriend intervene? Any ideas?
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Are we in a gay relationship here?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
What made you think that?
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Because she said son, she's trying to fix her boyfriend
up with a son. He said, my boyfriend and his
mom kept keeps wanting to fix him up with a
friend of her son.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Yeah, isn't that what it says?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Think so though?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah? But what if a friend of her son is
a woman.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
A woman?
Speaker 10 (08:55):
No, I thought she said, I thought that she met
one of her friend of her friend's son, the son
of all I got you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, it is, I mean, but I mean, if you
think we're unqualified to discuss heterosexual relationships, now we can
go into churitle you really know nothing about it and
give even more bad advice.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I just would I feel like it's a type.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well either way, I think the same, the same answer.
You just go about your business and do what you
have to do with You don't have to pretend to
be somebody else in order to make mom happy exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I would kind of not worry about it. She's probably
never going to be happy.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
That was wonderful advice, Tom.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I have every once in a while.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Although there wouldn't be a period problem gLing No, no,
you got that going there could still be bleeding. Yeah.
Well maybe maybe in the beginning.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
You thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You didn't think I could come back. Well, aren't you fancy?
H Allie? What are you doing on TV? Today?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
They do these?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Do you remember shows where it's like talking head things?
What it'll be like do you remember, you know, two
thousand and nine, and they, you know, give you a
bunch of things to comment on. So yeah, it'll be
like me and Kennedy and yeah, a bunch of talking
heads that go in and do their stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Kennedy the the newscaster, not not Robert F.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Junior, Robert F.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I love Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Are you wearing a bathing suit?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Hearing takes off?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, yeah, one of those nineteen thirties ones that Curly
used to wear.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
All my Box appearances in a bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right? You know they got good ratings?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I know, why?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Trying to make my mark?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Allie? What have you got over there?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Dear Allie?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
This is an appropoe.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
My girlfriend wears a thong bikini that I always thought
was incredibly sexy, but she's gotten pretty out of shape
and now it's actually kind of embarrassing. There's a lot
of cellulate back there, and it's not very cute. Should
I buire one of those skirt bikini botmbs?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Or is that too obvious? What do I do here?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
You're lucky you have a girl that has confidence to
actually still wear it, you know, what I mean?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, what are you doing, sir? Don't just stop going swimming?
That's fine, right, something else instead, I'm not interested even
(11:40):
talking to you.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
He was either a big old mumu skirt to hide
her but or carry a towel that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wrap up in a towelby be easier to do sea sauce,
to do what.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Be on the sea saw? I'm not sure afraid we're
gonna you have up top suggesting.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Because you got big like a teeter totter.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
And he just thinks it's funny that a fat person
would be on a season, But exactly you're implying that
she's heavier than he is.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Yeah, I bet he's a I bet you're I.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Want to tell all the women out there. Most guys
I don't think are bothered by cell you like, I
really don't look at Godwin over there.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
And most guys who's wearing it, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Think that's the name of my phone company.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
You can't comment.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Cut off? Are you?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I asked you this earlier and I don't think I
got an answer. So he's drinking for two hours. I
have had very little sleep. I don't think any of
us want to give you any advice, sor we none
of us like your premise.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, if you don't get out, don't shame her.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
No, not at all.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I hope she wears a smaller th on bikini.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, unless it's really awful.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I guess from new from muffin top the bikini.
Let's move on to our next letter, Ali Breen.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Dear Ali, my husband went on a work trip and
he came back with what he said were bug bites
all around his junk. I demanded that he get an
STD test, and he flipped out on me and said,
how can I not trust him?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
A huge fight. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, well, what kind of STD would give you bug bites?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Maybe they look like bug whites, so maybe crabs or genital.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Herpes?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Not sure?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's like does it look like does it look like
bug bites?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
And how would it manifest just being go on that quickly?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Right? Yeah? And why would it just be located in
the genital area?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
That would be razor rash Like that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's more razor.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
He doesn't have anything to hide, why would he not?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Exactly? That's what I just go get the test test.
But she's you know, she's saying common STDs that may
resemble bug bite. Here we go, herpes, scabies, syphless, something
called shank roid. It doesn't shankroid sound like a character. Yeah,
I am shank royds. Something called molluscum contagious. Oh you
(14:29):
know what, that's really contagious. So ma'am, you have a
good reason to suggest maybe he should get tested.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Are those like medieval sex?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I've never I mean the herpes is number one. They
say that can that causes small red, itchy bumps that
might be mistaken for bug bites.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Does he shave down there?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Well, if he hadn't before.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I mean, it could be razor or whatever.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Yeah, it would be, but right, but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I keep stick your ground. He's cheating, don't put out
until he gets to.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Yeah, the work trip is getting mosquito bites around his junk.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Yeah what was he doing?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah? Unless you work for OFF, that's probably not happening.
I'm just making smores with the boy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, And Mondor said, why don't you spread honey down there?
It'll keep the bugs work?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, the new honey flavored off don't work.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I told you smells good. But oh my god, we're
speaking with Ali Breen comedian. We have time for one
more letter. Ally and again you can sorry, you can
reach Alli A L L I B R E and
sorry Allie, go ahead, Dear Ali.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I really love my boyfriend, but he's very irresponsible. He
has a child from a previous girlfriend. And whenever he
borrows my car, I'll get a ticket in the mail or.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Is it signed to pat? Or sorry, I'm sorry, go ahead?
He does what happens?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
He gets tickets in the mail or she does yeah
from him?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Or he'll get into some kind of accident. He just
got kicked out of his apartment.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's seeing me.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
It is me and I would actually like to live together.
But am I inviting in a total disaster? Or maybe
can I change him with a stable environment?
Speaker 10 (16:26):
How many?
Speaker 9 (16:27):
How many have tried and failed?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Back They've all failed. Baby, he's a fixer upper?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Can I change him? Really? That came out of her mouth?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Yep, honey, I can.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, there's a certain charm to being irresponsible and incapable
of doing adult things as an adult. It wears off
very quickly.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah, what's the average about three years?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Should be months.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and
Tom Extra, this is Christopher, Take care everybody.
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Speaker 6 (17:26):
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