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What do you call it bad advice?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, I mean I call the show sexy Time. Sexy Time.
And there she is. It's the sex goddess with the
big glasses. It's Ali Breen apparently about to go shoot
some hoops. He's got she's got her basketball jersey on.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
And is this the color of someone playing right now?
Speaker 8 (03:38):
I haven't even been watching.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, it should be Ali Breen with her gigantic glasses.
The better. Yeah, they look great and we missed it
last week, Ali, but we did. We did the show
without you, and it was the usual failures. Alli can
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be found on your favorite social media platform. It's a
L L I B R E e N. When she's
not on stage doing great stand up comedy, she's helping
loved among the lovers out there, and she's also on
OnlyFans A L L I B is where you will
find her. Have you done the thing where you roll
on the paint Yet.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
No, I still haven't done that, but I might. I
might start winding it down. I haven't been paying enough
attention to it. That might be my grand finale. Yeah,
I don't know how much longer I'll be on there
because I feel bad. I'm not putting a lot of
content out there.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Oh, come on, get some butt paint pict pictures going.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, okay, let's get to our first letter. What's happening
out there?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Dear Allie, I walked into the bathroom on my husband
at the sink, really hardcore inspecting his penis. Is there
a reason you'd be doing this other than him possibly
cheating on me?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Looking for absolutely the only reason you look at your
penis like that?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
What do you guys? Hardcore inspect your Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Conceivably it could be chafed, right right. He could have
had an accident with his zipper. I think every guy
out there could have.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
He could have heard a podcast that said, hey, every
now you can take a look for something.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Anything?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
She jumped to that.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, even grooming, probably because oh he must be looking
for an STD so I don't have them, so his
girlfriend must that kind.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Of thing right, No, No, no, he probably is.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He was maybe grooming and he could have slipped and cut.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Something or you know what I often do when something
like anything like this happens with a significant other, instead
of writing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Is everything okay? Honey? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Do you want me to look at something to see
if it seems weird?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
You to inspect your weird uh possibly diseased peanis anywhere?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
I have something on my arm and go, hey, does
this look weird to you? That kind of thing? If
it's also my pickup line? Does my penis look weird
to you?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I try that enough you'll get ay. Maybe he should
have gone can you see my tan lines? I'm trying
to trying to go parfait.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
If he gets nervous.
Speaker 12 (06:33):
When you ask him that, then maybe you have something
to be worried about.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Way too paranoid.
Speaker 13 (06:38):
Yeah, yeahs me the question and he's lying.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
And sometimes guys are guys. He's going to take a
look see how everything is.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What's going on down there? Are you bigger than you
were yesterday?
Speaker 12 (06:48):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Buddy? What's up?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Keep an eye on? Yeah, I'm doing some weight training,
trying to get a little bit bigger. I don't know.
This is this is a to use a bed punt
a stretch as I think, they lighten up.
Speaker 13 (07:02):
It and then you can worry.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
In fact, I'm wondering if you're cheating on him.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
That's what I was going to projecting, Josh. I was
thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, let's move to move forward here, enough speculation, We'll
try to sell someone else's issues. What else is happening, Dear.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Ali, My boyfriend farts in front of me all the time.
I've kind of gotten used to it. But the bigger
concern is he lets him rip totally in public. Do
guys actually have a harder time holding the man or
something or doesn't just not care?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah? Is this guy European? Is he like from Germany
where they let.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Him rid in Germany?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, they don't care.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
A he has some really weird uh behaviors attached to
it in public?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is weird?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
The fact that he's so relaxed about it also seems.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Going on.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You've meted yourself with with someone who has a great
deal of self confidence. They're very comfortable within their own skin.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
That's probably.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've been trying to do that my entire life. Never
have I been successful at being comfortable being myself? So
this guy publicly? No, no, I would.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Let's do a deep dive on that, Tom.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Why are you not comfortable with yourself?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
If he's comfortable with himself or not, just pick a personality. Okay,
I don't want to wander into any of these games. Yeah,
why do we have to come in there with you?
So sorry, let's get back to our letters. We're talking
with Ali Breen, comedian, and Ali is accepting your letters
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at Ali Breen and your favorite social media platform. What
have you got, Ali?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I just want to know what tongue deflected pretty quickly
when we tried.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
To He does spotle it on him. He does it
all the time.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Dear Ali, My wife did the botox and lips thing,
and she looks like one of the the Real Housewives
of the Midwest. I told her she's made herself look
way less attractive and now she's mad at me. But
isn't that a compliment that I prefer her to be natural?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Do we get out of this?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, but there's a different way to put it.
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I think you have to take out the filler real quick.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
She's got a time period.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Which doesn't which one of those wears off?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Both of them both?
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Will?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
I think?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Yeah, all of that?
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Does it all wears off after a while, but it
takes away?
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Does it leave a weird like thing behind her? Do
you go back to I?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, like something like French marks on your lips.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
I have never done them, so I don't know for sure,
but I I don't believe it leaves.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
You haven't done them downstairs?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
No, you mean.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Look at me.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I have done anything.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I can't see.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Wait till that becomes a trendy.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Oh that's become a trend has what?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, you want to see what is there? Where they
where they injected down there?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah, we talked about it. I think Josh wants to
see him through the yoga pants.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
There are men out there who want to Yeah, they
want to be able to see everything.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I think.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Comedian Jim Norton said he wants to be able to
see it through a snowsuit.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So the question is should he Yeah, so he said
to her.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Isn't it a compliment? She shouldn't be mad. But you're right.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Josh's right, he said, he said, you made yourself look
less attractive.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, that's not what He's not the.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Way to go about it.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I think the first one of the first things you
can ask is, oh, what are your How do you
feel now that you have to? Are you happy with it?
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah? Yeah? But there is that sort of generic face
that some of these women have where they all start
looking the same. They have shoot bone implants. They get
all this puffy stuff and it's like you're looking at
the same.
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Part the grocery store in Beverly Hills. You'll know exactly
what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
If a woman get something like that done and then
she says, what do you think? And I say, you
know what, it looks pretty good. I'll be honest, I
prefer your natural lips. There you go, But how do
you but no?
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
You immediately grab your chest and follow on the floor.
Say I think I'm having a heart attack. You watched
me to the hospital, just y, don't answer any other.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Okay I did?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
You don't recognize her? And just so, who are you?
Just freak out? Run out of the house.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I'm blocking I'm blocking out, honey.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, Ali. I did a quick search on this and
I ended up on the wrong side of things, it says.
According to g Q, the use of botox on the
testicles is growing in popularity. According to John Perez, a
thirty five year old working in the fashion industry, the
most interesting part to me is that it will improve
my sex life. It will make everything more sensitive. Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
They talked to doctor Evan Reader, who says over the
past couple of years, men have become more comfortable asking
to get the wrinkles removed from their sack.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Wow, yeah, yeah, it says. A typical treatment well last
three to four months of a quote smooth sack for
one thousand dollars. Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
That's yeah, and.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
It makes the sex steel better. You would think that
that wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm judging. I think this may be a gay thing,
actually judging by interesting.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Necessarily there's a man who care about the way their
sack looks.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Really gay.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, it has to be fun because that's injected, right yep.
So the doctor's going to be saying the standard, You're
going to feel a small prick and then the guy
story you that's why we've got done. Sorry, what do you.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Got Dear Allie, I've been married for five years and
I love my wife, but I'm a little bored, so
I started a tender profile just to start flirting with women.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
I've actually met some really cool people.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
They don't know I'm married, but I'm thinking of telling
them and seeing if anyone is.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Still game to start a little fling. So it actually
helped my marriage. But I know if I got caught
it would end it.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
So my friend told me I need therapy, but honestly,
this is better than therapy.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
What do you guys think You're.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
Going to get divorced in about a year. You better
start getting your stuff in order.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I'd be curious to find out where it went from
I just to start a tender profile to telling them
I'm married to see if they want to have an
actual affair.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think yeah, I think chick.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
The answer is before he even started the tender p Yes, yes,
he was out before you.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That was the goal from day one.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah you and you asking us is also just you
are going to do it. You're gonna cheat on her?
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Yeah you want someone to say yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
That's reasonable.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
She is going to find out, Yeah, you're gonna match
with one of her friends, or.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
They're just gonna see you on there yeah, totally yep.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So how does does he put on like Superman glasses
so that she'll never recognize me? I'm Clark Kent.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
I wonder how many times a day a woman has
a friend of hers come up and say, I saw
your husband's profile and tender.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh man, oh I bet?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I bet?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Isn't that preface with I hate to be the one
to tell you this, but to do it all day?
Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Almost.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
There's probably so much gas lighting after that, though, because
people can be like, I got hacked.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
They stole my profile.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
There there's so many.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Things that people say to excuse it.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
So if you ran across someone's profile and tender, you
would not tell them, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
How on earth would that happen? I don't sell I would.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
I don't think I would because it's none of my boy,
that's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
I know. It depends on how close the friend is.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Probably yes, it does.
Speaker 12 (14:52):
Yeah, yeah, boy, that's a mind.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah, I would tell I don't care. I'm like, hey, look,
here's your husband on here. You might want to fall
up on that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And by the way, he's a bad kisser.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
Yeah, he can take me or night.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I told him to inspect this male member, Christie gave
me the best She said, the best thing here, which
is good luck, sir, because we're not doing it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
We know you're doing. Yeah, let's check out. What does
our next letter say?
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Ali, Dear Alie, my husband travels for work a lot,
and he never wants me to go with him. He
says It'll add a lot of stress to him and
I'll probably be bored because he doesn't have time to
do anything other than work.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
I'm totally fine with that. I can spend the.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
Day during touristy stuff and go to a spa and
then just basically have dinner and go to sleep with them.
The fact that he won't even try it makes me
think he's either cheating, trying to cheat, or needs a
fair amount of space for me.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
And none of these things are good for a marriage.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Right, No, No, the space thing is completely fine.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Right.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Yeah, this is tough because God and I talk about
this on the road. Yeah, we can totally relate to
this guy. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You are.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
You're in a different mindset.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You're in Lauren Wills at times. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Yeah, and dinner is probably out. He's probably if he's
traveling for work, he probably has to have dinner with
work people, clients.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Other no, this guy's not up to anything bad. Leave
let him go.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I don't know, I don't know who said it first,
but I can't miss you if you're not gone.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Yeah, yes, yeah, space is important.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, but also this guy may need a lot of
work time. Exactly, he's on the road, he's working.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
In the hotel room, he might be answering emails. Expect
him to get late. If his wife goes with him.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
That too, huge compromise. If he went someplace that was
cool that she could go to, though, because I used
to travel for work, and I think one time my
boyfriend came with me and so we got to do
one touristy thing. Otherwise he was just kind of chilling
in the car or the hotel.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Assume that he has the same you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Know, sometimes the big deals are done.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
You know, the guy could there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We're gonna go bowling. Hey. By the way, during between
the ninth and tenth frame, I did the big I
sold the thing, and the Johnson account sealed and delivered.
We closed it.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
It's one lesson. He Yeah, no, don't you don't have
to go.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
It's funny.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
My sister is married to a pirate and people are like, oh,
that must be so hard.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
She's like, no, that's saving our marriage.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Yeah, I look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
There's a cat.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, he was never mentions the size of a beaver.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
A panther, and I can, I can.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I pet you?
Speaker 7 (17:37):
And then didn't was said, well I have to move
this cat first.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
It was just Jason was just telling me he saw
a guy with a shirt that said show me them kiddies.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We have a time for one more letter from Ali
breen Ally.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
Go Dear Ali, My wife quit her job because she
was miserable, and she met some on the street to
ask her if she'd ever modeled before.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
She actually gave him her information and he called and
then it turns out he wants her to be an
OnlyFans model.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
She was like, if I could keep my identity hidden,
it's kind of like a webcam girl, and she's kind
of into it.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
I'm not what do you guys think?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
She doesn't need that guy in order to be a
webcam model, though, he'd be like, I want to.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Film you and she should know every person, every porn
star if you ever listen to them. Interviewed says the
first thing they tell new girls getting into the business.
And I know this is just only fans modeling, but
it applies here too. People will find out you can
never stay anonymous you ever interesting. Everyone will know since
(18:48):
you're taking pictures of your face and all.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, I mean, I guess you could get away with not,
but that's who wants that. There's probably right, there is
probably some weird fetish where you never want to see
the face. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Probably maybe the unknown sex workers bag over.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Hey, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would you go?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
There should be the masked singer, but for only the.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Man got in the head chick, you go paper or plastic?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Oh, you gotta go paper? Okay, they see through the plant.
I bet there's a I bet there's a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, yeah, they tight they tightened, so they tightened it
at the end, Cambodia style.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
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all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.
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Speaker 2 (03:13):
What do you call it bad advice?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, I mean I call the show sexy Time. Sexy Time.
And there she is. It's the sex goddess with the
big glasses. It's Ali Breen apparently about to go shoot
some hoops. He's got she's got her basketball jersey on.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
And is this the color of someone playing right now?
Speaker 8 (03:38):
I haven't even been watching.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, it should be Ali Breen with her gigantic glasses.
The better. Yeah, they look great and we missed it
last week, Ali, but we did. We did the show
without you, and it was the usual failures. Alli can
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on the paint Yet.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
No, I still haven't done that, but I might. I
might start winding it down. I haven't been paying enough
attention to it. That might be my grand finale. Yeah,
I don't know how much longer I'll be on there
because I feel bad. I'm not putting a lot of
content out there.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Oh, come on, get some butt paint pict pictures going.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, okay, let's get to our first letter. What's happening
out there?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Dear Allie, I walked into the bathroom on my husband
at the sink, really hardcore inspecting his penis. Is there
a reason you'd be doing this other than him possibly
cheating on me?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Looking for absolutely the only reason you look at your
penis like that?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
What do you guys? Hardcore inspect your Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Conceivably it could be chafed, right right. He could have
had an accident with his zipper. I think every guy
out there could have.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
He could have heard a podcast that said, hey, every
now you can take a look for something.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Anything?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
She jumped to that.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, even grooming, probably because oh he must be looking
for an STD so I don't have them, so his
girlfriend must that kind.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Of thing right, No, No, no, he probably is.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He was maybe grooming and he could have slipped and cut.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Something or you know what I often do when something
like anything like this happens with a significant other, instead
of writing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Is everything okay? Honey? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Do you want me to look at something to see
if it seems weird?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
You to inspect your weird uh possibly diseased peanis anywhere?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
I have something on my arm and go, hey, does
this look weird to you? That kind of thing? If
it's also my pickup line? Does my penis look weird
to you?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I try that enough you'll get ay. Maybe he should
have gone can you see my tan lines? I'm trying
to trying to go parfait.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
If he gets nervous.
Speaker 12 (06:33):
When you ask him that, then maybe you have something
to be worried about.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Way too paranoid.
Speaker 13 (06:38):
Yeah, yeahs me the question and he's lying.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
And sometimes guys are guys. He's going to take a
look see how everything is.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What's going on down there? Are you bigger than you
were yesterday?
Speaker 12 (06:48):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Buddy? What's up?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Keep an eye on? Yeah, I'm doing some weight training,
trying to get a little bit bigger. I don't know.
This is this is a to use a bed punt
a stretch as I think, they lighten up.
Speaker 13 (07:02):
It and then you can worry.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
In fact, I'm wondering if you're cheating on him.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
That's what I was going to projecting, Josh. I was
thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, let's move to move forward here, enough speculation, We'll
try to sell someone else's issues. What else is happening, Dear.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Ali, My boyfriend farts in front of me all the time.
I've kind of gotten used to it. But the bigger
concern is he lets him rip totally in public. Do
guys actually have a harder time holding the man or
something or doesn't just not care?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah? Is this guy European? Is he like from Germany
where they let.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Him rid in Germany?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, they don't care.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
A he has some really weird uh behaviors attached to
it in public?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is weird?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
The fact that he's so relaxed about it also seems.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Going on.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You've meted yourself with with someone who has a great
deal of self confidence. They're very comfortable within their own skin.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
That's probably.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've been trying to do that my entire life. Never
have I been successful at being comfortable being myself? So
this guy publicly? No, no, I would.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Let's do a deep dive on that, Tom.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Why are you not comfortable with yourself?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
If he's comfortable with himself or not, just pick a personality. Okay,
I don't want to wander into any of these games. Yeah,
why do we have to come in there with you?
So sorry, let's get back to our letters. We're talking
with Ali Breen, comedian, and Ali is accepting your letters
(08:44):
at Ali Breen and your favorite social media platform. What
have you got, Ali?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I just want to know what tongue deflected pretty quickly
when we tried.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
To He does spotle it on him. He does it
all the time.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Dear Ali, My wife did the botox and lips thing,
and she looks like one of the the Real Housewives
of the Midwest. I told her she's made herself look
way less attractive and now she's mad at me. But
isn't that a compliment that I prefer her to be natural?
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Do we get out of this?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, but there's a different way to put it.
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I think you have to take out the filler real quick.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
She's got a time period.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Which doesn't which one of those wears off?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Both of them both?
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Will?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
I think?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Yeah, all of that?
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Does it all wears off after a while, but it
takes away?
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Does it leave a weird like thing behind her? Do
you go back to I?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, like something like French marks on your lips.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
I have never done them, so I don't know for sure,
but I I don't believe it leaves.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
You haven't done them downstairs?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:45):
No, you mean.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Look at me.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I have done anything.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I can't see.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Wait till that becomes a trendy.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Oh that's become a trend has what?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, you want to see what is there? Where they
where they injected down there?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah, we talked about it. I think Josh wants to
see him through the yoga pants.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
There are men out there who want to Yeah, they
want to be able to see everything.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I think.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Comedian Jim Norton said he wants to be able to
see it through a snowsuit.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So the question is should he Yeah, so he said
to her.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Isn't it a compliment? She shouldn't be mad. But you're right.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Josh's right, he said, he said, you made yourself look
less attractive.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, that's not what He's not the.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Way to go about it.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I think the first one of the first things you
can ask is, oh, what are your How do you
feel now that you have to? Are you happy with it?
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah? Yeah? But there is that sort of generic face
that some of these women have where they all start
looking the same. They have shoot bone implants. They get
all this puffy stuff and it's like you're looking at
the same.
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Part the grocery store in Beverly Hills. You'll know exactly
what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
If a woman get something like that done and then
she says, what do you think? And I say, you
know what, it looks pretty good. I'll be honest, I
prefer your natural lips. There you go, But how do
you but no?
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
You immediately grab your chest and follow on the floor.
Say I think I'm having a heart attack. You watched
me to the hospital, just y, don't answer any other.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Okay I did?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
You don't recognize her? And just so, who are you?
Just freak out? Run out of the house.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I'm blocking I'm blocking out, honey.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, Ali. I did a quick search on this and
I ended up on the wrong side of things, it says.
According to g Q, the use of botox on the
testicles is growing in popularity. According to John Perez, a
thirty five year old working in the fashion industry, the
most interesting part to me is that it will improve
my sex life. It will make everything more sensitive. Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
They talked to doctor Evan Reader, who says over the
past couple of years, men have become more comfortable asking
to get the wrinkles removed from their sack.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Wow, yeah, yeah, it says. A typical treatment well last
three to four months of a quote smooth sack for
one thousand dollars. Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
That's yeah, and.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
It makes the sex steel better. You would think that
that wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm judging. I think this may be a gay thing,
actually judging by interesting.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Necessarily there's a man who care about the way their
sack looks.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Really gay.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, it has to be fun because that's injected, right yep.
So the doctor's going to be saying the standard, You're
going to feel a small prick and then the guy
story you that's why we've got done. Sorry, what do you.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Got Dear Allie, I've been married for five years and
I love my wife, but I'm a little bored, so
I started a tender profile just to start flirting with women.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
I've actually met some really cool people.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
They don't know I'm married, but I'm thinking of telling
them and seeing if anyone is.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Still game to start a little fling. So it actually
helped my marriage. But I know if I got caught
it would end it.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
So my friend told me I need therapy, but honestly,
this is better than therapy.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
What do you guys think You're.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
Going to get divorced in about a year. You better
start getting your stuff in order.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I'd be curious to find out where it went from
I just to start a tender profile to telling them
I'm married to see if they want to have an
actual affair.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I think yeah, I think chick.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
The answer is before he even started the tender p Yes, yes,
he was out before you.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That was the goal from day one.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah you and you asking us is also just you
are going to do it. You're gonna cheat on her?
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Yeah you want someone to say yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
That's reasonable.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
She is going to find out, Yeah, you're gonna match
with one of her friends, or.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
They're just gonna see you on there yeah, totally yep.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So how does does he put on like Superman glasses
so that she'll never recognize me? I'm Clark Kent.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
I wonder how many times a day a woman has
a friend of hers come up and say, I saw
your husband's profile and tender.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh man, oh I bet?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I bet?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Isn't that preface with I hate to be the one
to tell you this, but to do it all day?
Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Almost.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
There's probably so much gas lighting after that, though, because
people can be like, I got hacked.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
They stole my profile.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
There there's so many.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Things that people say to excuse it.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
So if you ran across someone's profile and tender, you
would not tell them, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
How on earth would that happen? I don't sell I would.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
I don't think I would because it's none of my boy,
that's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
I know. It depends on how close the friend is.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Probably yes, it does.
Speaker 12 (14:52):
Yeah, yeah, boy, that's a mind.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah, I would tell I don't care. I'm like, hey, look,
here's your husband on here. You might want to fall
up on that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And by the way, he's a bad kisser.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
Yeah, he can take me or night.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I told him to inspect this male member, Christie gave
me the best She said, the best thing here, which
is good luck, sir, because we're not doing it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
We know you're doing. Yeah, let's check out. What does
our next letter say?
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Ali, Dear Alie, my husband travels for work a lot,
and he never wants me to go with him. He
says It'll add a lot of stress to him and
I'll probably be bored because he doesn't have time to
do anything other than work.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
I'm totally fine with that. I can spend the.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
Day during touristy stuff and go to a spa and
then just basically have dinner and go to sleep with them.
The fact that he won't even try it makes me
think he's either cheating, trying to cheat, or needs a
fair amount of space for me.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
And none of these things are good for a marriage.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Right, No, No, the space thing is completely fine.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Right.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Yeah, this is tough because God and I talk about
this on the road. Yeah, we can totally relate to
this guy. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You are.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
You're in a different mindset.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You're in Lauren Wills at times. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Yeah, and dinner is probably out. He's probably if he's
traveling for work, he probably has to have dinner with
work people, clients.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Other no, this guy's not up to anything bad. Leave
let him go.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I don't know, I don't know who said it first,
but I can't miss you if you're not gone.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Yeah, yes, yeah, space is important.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, but also this guy may need a lot of
work time. Exactly, he's on the road, he's working.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
In the hotel room, he might be answering emails. Expect
him to get late. If his wife goes with him.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
That too, huge compromise. If he went someplace that was
cool that she could go to, though, because I used
to travel for work, and I think one time my
boyfriend came with me and so we got to do
one touristy thing. Otherwise he was just kind of chilling
in the car or the hotel.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Assume that he has the same you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Know, sometimes the big deals are done.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
You know, the guy could there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We're gonna go bowling. Hey. By the way, during between
the ninth and tenth frame, I did the big I
sold the thing, and the Johnson account sealed and delivered.
We closed it.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
It's one lesson. He Yeah, no, don't you don't have
to go.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
It's funny.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
My sister is married to a pirate and people are like, oh,
that must be so hard.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
She's like, no, that's saving our marriage.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Yeah, I look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
There's a cat.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, he was never mentions the size of a beaver.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
A panther, and I can, I can.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I pet you?
Speaker 7 (17:37):
And then didn't was said, well I have to move
this cat first.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
It was just Jason was just telling me he saw
a guy with a shirt that said show me them kiddies.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We have a time for one more letter from Ali
breen Ally.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
Go Dear Ali, My wife quit her job because she
was miserable, and she met some on the street to
ask her if she'd ever modeled before.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
She actually gave him her information and he called and
then it turns out he wants her to be an
OnlyFans model.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
She was like, if I could keep my identity hidden,
it's kind of like a webcam girl, and she's kind
of into it.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
I'm not what do you guys think?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
She doesn't need that guy in order to be a
webcam model, though, he'd be like, I want to.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Film you and she should know every person, every porn
star if you ever listen to them. Interviewed says the
first thing they tell new girls getting into the business.
And I know this is just only fans modeling, but
it applies here too. People will find out you can
never stay anonymous you ever interesting. Everyone will know since
(18:48):
you're taking pictures of your face and all.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, I mean, I guess you could get away with not,
but that's who wants that. There's probably right, there is
probably some weird fetish where you never want to see
the face. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Probably maybe the unknown sex workers bag over.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Hey, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would you go?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
There should be the masked singer, but for only the.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Man got in the head chick, you go paper or plastic?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Oh, you gotta go paper? Okay, they see through the plant.
I bet there's a I bet there's a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, yeah, they tight they tightened, so they tightened it
at the end, Cambodia style.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
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