August 8, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show. Today,
it's Sexy Time with Ali Breen. She's coming up in
just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Takes you all went from the Super Bowl straight to
the toilet Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups,
all the downs.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Dude, you are killing the game.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The Jim Rome Show Podcast follow and listen on your
favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
WHOA, I'm here man.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome to Gary's music Place for Time, an interview show
with today's newsmakers and world shakers.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I guess today is mister Dennis Rodenman.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Welcome to my basement.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Dennis.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Thanks Gary.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I've been a big fan of your acting and recording,
and I've also heard a lot about your philosophy of
the world, including your take on the Little Companion Man.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That is deep.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, man, that's so close to my own personal philosophy.
As a matter of fact, what are you doing there, dinners, sir?
Come on, Gary, loosen up, chill man, let it go.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, look, you you probably order to put your britches
back on there dinner, sir.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You know, I mean sometimes I have to just get
down to it, strip off all society's rule, you know,
just be free. It's like my mail man said, you
know how they know I'm the male man. No, how's
that because I show him a bag.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
I'm always said, your skin is the devil's slip cover, and.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I thought you were more with it than that, or
what you know? Butt nicking on the boulevard. Well, what
the hell it does? Sound sound kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Let's try it out here.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This doesn't feel too bad. Hell, we're naked. What the
hell we're gonna do?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, gay, I got a little surprise for you. You know,
your most prized possession, your buddy Holly good time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh I do love my buddy Holly guitar.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, man, I know you do. That's why I had
it painted.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh you painted Peggy Sue.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh damn it, Dennis, that's just out of line.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh man, fine, be pissy about it, then, audience.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Whoa, whoa, Hey, put your breeches on before you get up.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
What what the hell is done?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Oh Dennis, that's my dark side companion and we're monkey.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Of course he lives down here in the basement with me.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Now, Dennis, you're gonna have to cover yourself up. He
thinks it's a nanna make him think this is an.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Oh no, Dennis, you didn't look him in the eyes,
did you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of
Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
And hello comedian Ali Breen who joined us, Who joins
us from who knows where?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
All worry Allie, I'm at Mohican son and can I
get all right? I just had a show last night. Yeah,
So Aaron headed back after this.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
How did it go?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was good? It was really fun. It was mostly
good because of the air conditioning. It was so hot
in New York. It's ridiculous. So the air conditionings on
strong and there's a pool here. It was great, perfectly.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I know the name of the show was Sexy Time.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Ordinarily we did this on Wednesdays, but today's a special day.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah. I overslept in New York because I had my
air conditioning running so loud I didn't hear my It
was so ridiculous. I'm so sorry. That's so ridiculous New.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
York Is I just said, Yeah, I woke up right
at the end of the season, it's time to just
help people with their love troubles. What have you got over.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
There, Dear Ali? My best friend is divorced and having
wild sex. And she's been single a lot with married men,
which I don't judge, but she's very good friends with
my husband. And now I'm getting worried about it. Should
I tell him he needs to stay away from her
or just trust him?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Well, the first thing you don't want to do is
trust him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That would be ridiculous. Bringing it up, I think is
a really terrible idea.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Yeah, because now he's like, oh, I have a shot
at your friend, right, it makes it real. Yeah, you're
putting in his head.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Or trust him? Trust him?
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Yeah for now?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
How hot is her friend.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Enough to be having a lot of wild sex?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That tells us nothing? Yeah, that makes for a lot.
Speaker 11 (05:23):
Most penises are blind, Yeah, yeahs stupid the word.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yes, I like you you what, you know what?
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Actually, just divorce your husband now, because he you know
it's it's this is just going to be a long
drawn out Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, you might as just get it over with and
divorce him now, you idiot.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
But I wonder if it's not so much that she's
worried about her, but just him hearing about if he
was single, that he could be having a ton of
wild sex regardless of with whom, you know, or.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Kick it up a notch, I guess, to keep him interested.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I that's what.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yes, you don't like that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I was because usually Ali is a fairly sensible person.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I was.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was like, is this all women thing? Oh well,
let's let's move on.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It was a possibility.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You can always reach Alie A L L I B
r ee N. You'll find Ali on your favorite social
media platform, which, by the way, there's a photograph of
me when I was in exile on the front steps.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's not getting a lot of comments on it. I
was in time out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
The long story, Alie, I can't mention certain states. Now
what else have you got?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Ali? Dear Ali, my boyfriend is a contractor, and he
works really hard during the day that he drinks a
lot at night and all weekends. My job offers me
offers to pay for adult education night classes, so I'm
finally taking one, and I really like being surrounded by
more intellectual people. Now everything my boyfriend does is starting
to annoy me. We've been together for twelve years, we've
(06:55):
lived together for ten and a half of those years,
So I'm wondering if this is going to get better,
or if I can change him, or if I'm going
to need to move on? What should I do? He's
driving me nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
People change they get older. Yeah, it might it might be.
It might have Night school traditionally does this to people.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It does.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Oh yeah, I think Tom has the key on this.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Me.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You never heard of that? Yeah, night school. Yeah, you
want to divorce better yourself?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Okay, and you're going to be.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Better yourself and it'll drive a wedge in your.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Is not going to change their boyfriend and girlfriend though
they're not married, right, is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Twelve years?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
That's twelve years is a long time. But you're right,
they're growing apart. She's moving on. Yeah, in her head,
she's already given a lot of fish in the sea,
a lot of dead fish.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I was going to say, fish sticks, are you saying?
You're saying, of course fish stick? Yeah, the food, yeah,
because that's what she's making for him when she's going
to night classes. He comes up the fish sticks.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh wait a minute, She's supposed to cook him dinner too,
and then.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Tom's going to another time out.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That is not happen your No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I move on, all right, Dear Ali. My boyfriend and
I were playing around recently and we were naming hall
pass hookups. I named Robert Pattinson and then he named
a woman he works with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Classic that is. Yeah, it's a classic telling the truth,
a classic dumb move.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You took it back when I was like, you obviously
don't get the game, and quickly said Margot Robbie. But
now I can't help being hurt. He wants to bang
his coworker. How do I fix this?
Speaker 11 (08:51):
Oh God, it doesn't mean he's going to do it.
Just remember that, But boy, that is that is just
the classic rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That game.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
See if you can get a really good uh AI
rendition of you giving it hard to uh Robert Robert,
I guess It was.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Right at the top of his head too, that he
said it so fast, and it was like, oh, the
girl from work obviously.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Oh wait, well they aren't there rules and you go,
which celebrity would you want to hook up with? Isn't
that always like kind of stated, not just a hall
pass in general?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Much Maybe little Susie Johnson looks enough like Margot, Robbie
and the Banger as well.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm taking out of this.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh, she must be trying hard to find out what
she looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She picked Robert Pattinson instead of another man.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Shower.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know what, he's such a great actor. Who knows
what sexy he is? He's amazing.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
He has gotten pretty good? Oh my god, he's great.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Ut, you're a vampire.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Fan, not the not the glittery flying.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And they're making they're making Twilight into a animated series.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
They are really your team Bill or team Steve or
whatever the hell they were doing with that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I was not.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
Edward.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
We're talking with a comedian, Ali Breen. It is sexy time.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Had that guy looked like he could peel bananas with
his feet playing the woldolf.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know what I'm talking about? What else is happening, Allie.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Dear Ali, I caught my husband having an affair and
we've been trying to work through it and go to therapy.
One of the biggest problems, though, is that he took
his mistress to all the exact same places he took me.
I tried telling him how hurtful that was, and he
doesn't get it. He said, well, obviously I like those places.
Why wouldn't I go back?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You know, the mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
There's are real themes of dumb men in this segment today.
Really yeah, wow, Well, the wonder she caught him? If
he's taking out all the places.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
It's the only one you caught him with.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What does she want to know? If she's and what
does she need?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Question? Yeah, she just said, is this situation hopeless? I
don't know exactly what.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When when he takes her back to the same place,
the guy goes, hello, mister Johnson, where's your sister?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
You again?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
That it's humiliating for her, right, yes, kind.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Of like, mister Johnson, that woman has the same necklace
that your sister has.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's tough.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
You're going to have a good concoct years will keep
the mouth shut am, I right on that, you're absolutely what.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
It is right that her waitresses who work at comedy clubs,
because I feel like guys will come in with different
girls and will be like, oh good to see you again,
and the girls like I wasn't here before, like oh
yeah right.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, Alie, this is I will ask a personal question.
You can you are one of a handful of female
comedians on the on the road all the time. Yes,
many of the male comedians are famous for quote unquote
banging the waitresses.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Do I bang the waitresses when I'm on the road.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Either way, it would be incredibly hot. And Drake, one
of the one of my favorites, one of a friend
of mine who owned a comedy club, used to say
he really liked it when one of the male comedians
hooked up with one of the waitresses because he knew
he could always get them back for the same fee.
(12:34):
Have you ever had any kind of experience like that?
Maybe not with you, but with your lady friends that
are also comics.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I don't. In the city, it's a little more common
like the clubs, people are at them all the time,
and it's a little more like incestuous. There's hookups with
like weight staff in the city and comics. I've never
hooked up with a waiter or waitress for.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
The lettermale comedians who refused to sleep with a glasses
wearing chubby.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Middle that has that that that great, great bit about
the big clothing.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No matter how that's a classic. I think that's a
panny drop. You're about half and half horning.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No matter how much, Jeff, you ever had a woman
say to you, Hey, I heard you, I heard your
half your half bit.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Are you half in? Or is this only going to
be that boring? I never heard that they were too polite.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Thing generously. We know, I know, I'm just kidding that
half about Josh.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah, either you you two are going to have to
find new places together. That's that's hard.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, have you ever hooked up with a waitress? No,
I you hooked up with an m C.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
That's a little more uh the comic because you see
them all all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Potentially, Yeah, thankfully it was.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Uh, you know, it's just kind of one of those Hey,
two adults have fun and that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
So yeah, I will say every comic that I know
that's had, like, I don't hook up with comic policy
has hooked up with the most comics.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Only, yes, which is fine whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's like they're trying so hard to stop themselves that
it just becomes the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
If we ever wrote the book Chick and I could
give you a list of well known comedians who like hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, oh oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
There used to be a group that was really open
about it. You know, like the Patrice Norton days.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Talk about you never feel more alive than when you're
taking a buddy to go see a hooker.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I can tell you that right now. Yeah, yeah, doing
the drop off.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Do you know where to go?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh? It gets around, Yeah, they I.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Mean the comics new or the hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You want a hooker, you find out? You just yeah,
you where do I get?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Well? They even had that Robert Kraft going to places.
I mean yeah, apparently the word is out if you
want to get something on the.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Side, some guys said, and I think this is true.
Robert Craft could have bought all the massage parlors in
the United States and still have plenty of money left over.
And I don't know why I didn't, But yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
We're speaking with traill comedian Ali Brain the show is
called Sexy Time. We have time for at least one
more letter.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What have you got?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Dear Ali, I'm fifty nine and I've never been married,
and I just started dating a forty seven year old.
The problem is I really like her, but I want
to have kids, and I haven't met any younger women
who want to date me. So this is going well.
And then I finally did just meet a thirty two
year old, but I realize I'm actually in love with
my girlfriend. Now do I leave it in hopes of
finding someone will kids with me? Or give up that dream?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
M surrogate?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
There you go, workys adopt No, I don't adopt.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Bang the thirty two year old, and then ever give
you the baby. This may this may violate a few laws,
but if the check is big enough, she'll go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, but don't go for that test tube with.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Them, and I'm gonna need to take the baby. This
sounds like updated Dallas. You can also kidnap the.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Forty seven year old doesn't already.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Have kids, Well, you can have them. You wouldn't dirty
your hands with that, true? Yeah, yeah, go to a
target on a crowded Saturday. Yeah, you're probably gonna get
a crier. But the way to only way to find him.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's like chloroform. They're already being directed a way that
they need your help. Oh, we solve that. Okay, that's
what we have time for one more, Ally, Breen, what
have you got.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Dear Alie. I just got engaged to a really big
sports guy, which is no problem. We have fun watching together.
But he likes to gamble and he's gambling war in war.
I think we're gonna end up getting married. My friends
are telling me this is a red flag, even though
it's kind of just football and baseball. Now, I don't
end up losing my house in the future. How do
I mitigate this?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Oh, this is always just an itch and they scratch
it and they get away from gambling.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
They just move right on, not want to get out.
A problem, just gets out of their system.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yeah, it's not addictive at all.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
He's going to hit big and you're going to get
a nice, big house out of it. So just hang
in there, Coster.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
So is it rob a casino either is it a
little bit of fun he's having or is this becoming
an obsession?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
She says, it's becoming a problem.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, that's serious, then yeah, it'll run his course to home.
Calm down, keep.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Your money separate.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
No, there just reading that. Oh that's an option. I
was just reading that because of all the legalized gambling
that they're going to create, like way more gambling addicts
because kids are starting to gamble.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah, you know I need to I need to know
if her friends are married, if they're single and they're
all going, you know, this is a big red flag.
It's probably not that big of a red flag. Those
pitches just don't want you to get married. But if
they're all married, then yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
This is the most cynical I've ever seen. Josh B.
Everyone's just in loorious.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It sound advice.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Josh is working on his new book, What Them Bitches Say.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And them Bitches don't want you to get married?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Nice illustrations and it's a lot of big teeth and lips.
Are you still doing your only fans at a L
L I B.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, I said I was gonna wind it down. And
there are two people that were like, we're staying till
the bitter end. You better stay on here. We'll know
where you live, show up at your house if you dare.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
To leave.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
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Are you liking the direction below us are going in? Yeah?
Because I'm getting more screen times.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I
think we all feel like there was a scene missing here.
Who got me time? Let's revisit it. Let's look at it,
see what we remember, see what we remember. I had
never been around anything like that before.
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I mean, it was so fun.
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Talkville, Talk Bill. I just had a flashback.
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Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Let's get into it.
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show. Today,
it's Sexy Time with Ali Breen. She's coming up in
just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jim Rome takes on sports. Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Takes you all went from the Super Bowl straight to
the toilet Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups,
all the downs.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Dude, you are killing the game.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The Jim Rome Show Podcast follow and listen on your
favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
WHOA, I'm here man.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome to Gary's music Place for Time, an interview show
with today's newsmakers and world shakers.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I guess today is mister Dennis Rodenman.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Welcome to my basement.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Dennis.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Thanks Gary.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I've been a big fan of your acting and recording,
and I've also heard a lot about your philosophy of
the world, including your take on the Little Companion Man.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That is deep.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, man, that's so close to my own personal philosophy.
As a matter of fact, what are you doing there, dinners, sir?
Come on, Gary, loosen up, chill man, let it go.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, look, you you probably order to put your britches
back on there dinner, sir.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You know, I mean sometimes I have to just get
down to it, strip off all society's rule, you know,
just be free. It's like my mail man said, you
know how they know I'm the male man. No, how's
that because I show him a bag.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
I'm always said, your skin is the devil's slip cover, and.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I thought you were more with it than that, or
what you know? Butt nicking on the boulevard. Well, what
the hell it does? Sound sound kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Let's try it out here.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This doesn't feel too bad. Hell, we're naked. What the
hell we're gonna do?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, gay, I got a little surprise for you. You know,
your most prized possession, your buddy Holly good time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh I do love my buddy Holly guitar.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, man, I know you do. That's why I had
it painted.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh you painted Peggy Sue.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh damn it, Dennis, that's just out of line.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh man, fine, be pissy about it, then, audience.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Whoa, whoa, Hey, put your breeches on before you get up.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
What what the hell is done?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Oh Dennis, that's my dark side companion and we're monkey.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Of course he lives down here in the basement with me.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Now, Dennis, you're gonna have to cover yourself up. He
thinks it's a nanna make him think this is an.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Oh no, Dennis, you didn't look him in the eyes,
did you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of
Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
And hello comedian Ali Breen who joined us, Who joins
us from who knows where?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
All worry Allie, I'm at Mohican son and can I
get all right? I just had a show last night. Yeah,
So Aaron headed back after this.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
How did it go?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was good? It was really fun. It was mostly
good because of the air conditioning. It was so hot
in New York. It's ridiculous. So the air conditionings on
strong and there's a pool here. It was great, perfectly.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I know the name of the show was Sexy Time.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Ordinarily we did this on Wednesdays, but today's a special day.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah. I overslept in New York because I had my
air conditioning running so loud I didn't hear my It
was so ridiculous. I'm so sorry. That's so ridiculous New.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
York Is I just said, Yeah, I woke up right
at the end of the season, it's time to just
help people with their love troubles. What have you got over.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
There, Dear Ali? My best friend is divorced and having
wild sex. And she's been single a lot with married men,
which I don't judge, but she's very good friends with
my husband. And now I'm getting worried about it. Should
I tell him he needs to stay away from her
or just trust him?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Well, the first thing you don't want to do is
trust him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That would be ridiculous. Bringing it up, I think is
a really terrible idea.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Yeah, because now he's like, oh, I have a shot
at your friend, right, it makes it real. Yeah, you're
putting in his head.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Or trust him? Trust him?
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Yeah for now?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
How hot is her friend.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Enough to be having a lot of wild sex?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That tells us nothing? Yeah, that makes for a lot.
Speaker 11 (05:23):
Most penises are blind, Yeah, yeahs stupid the word.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yes, I like you you what, you know what?
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Actually, just divorce your husband now, because he you know
it's it's this is just going to be a long
drawn out Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, you might as just get it over with and
divorce him now, you idiot.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
But I wonder if it's not so much that she's
worried about her, but just him hearing about if he
was single, that he could be having a ton of
wild sex regardless of with whom, you know, or.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Kick it up a notch, I guess, to keep him interested.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I that's what.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yes, you don't like that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I was because usually Ali is a fairly sensible person.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I was.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was like, is this all women thing? Oh well,
let's let's move on.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
It was a possibility.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You can always reach Alie A L L I B
r ee N. You'll find Ali on your favorite social
media platform, which, by the way, there's a photograph of
me when I was in exile on the front steps.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's not getting a lot of comments on it. I
was in time out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
The long story, Alie, I can't mention certain states. Now
what else have you got?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Ali? Dear Ali, my boyfriend is a contractor, and he
works really hard during the day that he drinks a
lot at night and all weekends. My job offers me
offers to pay for adult education night classes, so I'm
finally taking one, and I really like being surrounded by
more intellectual people. Now everything my boyfriend does is starting
to annoy me. We've been together for twelve years, we've
(06:55):
lived together for ten and a half of those years,
So I'm wondering if this is going to get better,
or if I can change him, or if I'm going
to need to move on? What should I do? He's
driving me nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
People change they get older. Yeah, it might it might be.
It might have Night school traditionally does this to people.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It does.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Oh yeah, I think Tom has the key on this.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Me.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You never heard of that? Yeah, night school. Yeah, you
want to divorce better yourself?
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Okay, and you're going to be.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Better yourself and it'll drive a wedge in your.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Is not going to change their boyfriend and girlfriend though
they're not married, right, is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Twelve years?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
That's twelve years is a long time. But you're right,
they're growing apart. She's moving on. Yeah, in her head,
she's already given a lot of fish in the sea,
a lot of dead fish.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I was going to say, fish sticks, are you saying?
You're saying, of course fish stick? Yeah, the food, yeah,
because that's what she's making for him when she's going
to night classes. He comes up the fish sticks.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh wait a minute, She's supposed to cook him dinner too,
and then.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Tom's going to another time out.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That is not happen your No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I move on, all right, Dear Ali. My boyfriend and
I were playing around recently and we were naming hall
pass hookups. I named Robert Pattinson and then he named
a woman he works with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Classic that is. Yeah, it's a classic telling the truth,
a classic dumb move.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You took it back when I was like, you obviously
don't get the game, and quickly said Margot Robbie. But
now I can't help being hurt. He wants to bang
his coworker. How do I fix this?
Speaker 11 (08:51):
Oh God, it doesn't mean he's going to do it.
Just remember that, But boy, that is that is just
the classic rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That game.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
See if you can get a really good uh AI
rendition of you giving it hard to uh Robert Robert,
I guess It was.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Right at the top of his head too, that he
said it so fast, and it was like, oh, the
girl from work obviously.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Oh wait, well they aren't there rules and you go,
which celebrity would you want to hook up with? Isn't
that always like kind of stated, not just a hall
pass in general?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Much Maybe little Susie Johnson looks enough like Margot, Robbie
and the Banger as well.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm taking out of this.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh, she must be trying hard to find out what
she looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She picked Robert Pattinson instead of another man.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Shower.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know what, he's such a great actor. Who knows
what sexy he is? He's amazing.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
He has gotten pretty good? Oh my god, he's great.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Ut, you're a vampire.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Fan, not the not the glittery flying.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And they're making they're making Twilight into a animated series.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
They are really your team Bill or team Steve or
whatever the hell they were doing with that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I was not.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
Edward.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
We're talking with a comedian, Ali Breen. It is sexy time.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Had that guy looked like he could peel bananas with
his feet playing the woldolf.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know what I'm talking about? What else is happening, Allie.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Dear Ali, I caught my husband having an affair and
we've been trying to work through it and go to therapy.
One of the biggest problems, though, is that he took
his mistress to all the exact same places he took me.
I tried telling him how hurtful that was, and he
doesn't get it. He said, well, obviously I like those places.
Why wouldn't I go back?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You know, the mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
There's are real themes of dumb men in this segment today.
Really yeah, wow, Well, the wonder she caught him? If
he's taking out all the places.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
It's the only one you caught him with.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What does she want to know? If she's and what
does she need?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Question? Yeah, she just said, is this situation hopeless? I
don't know exactly what.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When when he takes her back to the same place,
the guy goes, hello, mister Johnson, where's your sister?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
You again?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
That it's humiliating for her, right, yes, kind.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Of like, mister Johnson, that woman has the same necklace
that your sister has.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's tough.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
You're going to have a good concoct years will keep
the mouth shut am, I right on that, you're absolutely what.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
It is right that her waitresses who work at comedy clubs,
because I feel like guys will come in with different
girls and will be like, oh good to see you again,
and the girls like I wasn't here before, like oh
yeah right.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, Alie, this is I will ask a personal question.
You can you are one of a handful of female
comedians on the on the road all the time. Yes,
many of the male comedians are famous for quote unquote
banging the waitresses.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Do I bang the waitresses when I'm on the road.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Either way, it would be incredibly hot. And Drake, one
of the one of my favorites, one of a friend
of mine who owned a comedy club, used to say
he really liked it when one of the male comedians
hooked up with one of the waitresses because he knew
he could always get them back for the same fee.
(12:34):
Have you ever had any kind of experience like that?
Maybe not with you, but with your lady friends that
are also comics.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I don't. In the city, it's a little more common
like the clubs, people are at them all the time,
and it's a little more like incestuous. There's hookups with
like weight staff in the city and comics. I've never
hooked up with a waiter or waitress for.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
The lettermale comedians who refused to sleep with a glasses
wearing chubby.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Middle that has that that that great, great bit about
the big clothing.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No matter how that's a classic. I think that's a
panny drop. You're about half and half horning.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No matter how much, Jeff, you ever had a woman
say to you, Hey, I heard you, I heard your
half your half bit.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Are you half in? Or is this only going to
be that boring? I never heard that they were too polite.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Thing generously. We know, I know, I'm just kidding that
half about Josh.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah, either you you two are going to have to
find new places together. That's that's hard.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, have you ever hooked up with a waitress? No,
I you hooked up with an m C.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
That's a little more uh the comic because you see
them all all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Potentially, Yeah, thankfully it was.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Uh, you know, it's just kind of one of those Hey,
two adults have fun and that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
So yeah, I will say every comic that I know
that's had, like, I don't hook up with comic policy
has hooked up with the most comics.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Only, yes, which is fine whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's like they're trying so hard to stop themselves that
it just becomes the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
If we ever wrote the book Chick and I could
give you a list of well known comedians who like hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, oh oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
There used to be a group that was really open
about it. You know, like the Patrice Norton days.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Talk about you never feel more alive than when you're
taking a buddy to go see a hooker.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I can tell you that right now. Yeah, yeah, doing
the drop off.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Do you know where to go?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh? It gets around, Yeah, they I.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Mean the comics new or the hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You want a hooker, you find out? You just yeah,
you where do I get?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Well? They even had that Robert Kraft going to places.
I mean yeah, apparently the word is out if you
want to get something on the.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Side, some guys said, and I think this is true.
Robert Craft could have bought all the massage parlors in
the United States and still have plenty of money left over.
And I don't know why I didn't, But yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
We're speaking with traill comedian Ali Brain the show is
called Sexy Time. We have time for at least one
more letter.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What have you got?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Dear Ali, I'm fifty nine and I've never been married,
and I just started dating a forty seven year old.
The problem is I really like her, but I want
to have kids, and I haven't met any younger women
who want to date me. So this is going well.
And then I finally did just meet a thirty two
year old, but I realize I'm actually in love with
my girlfriend. Now do I leave it in hopes of
finding someone will kids with me? Or give up that dream?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
M surrogate?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
There you go, workys adopt No, I don't adopt.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Bang the thirty two year old, and then ever give
you the baby. This may this may violate a few laws,
but if the check is big enough, she'll go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, but don't go for that test tube with.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Them, and I'm gonna need to take the baby. This
sounds like updated Dallas. You can also kidnap the.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Forty seven year old doesn't already.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Have kids, Well, you can have them. You wouldn't dirty
your hands with that, true? Yeah, yeah, go to a
target on a crowded Saturday. Yeah, you're probably gonna get
a crier. But the way to only way to find him.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's like chloroform. They're already being directed a way that
they need your help. Oh, we solve that. Okay, that's
what we have time for one more, Ally, Breen, what
have you got.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Dear Alie. I just got engaged to a really big
sports guy, which is no problem. We have fun watching together.
But he likes to gamble and he's gambling war in war.
I think we're gonna end up getting married. My friends
are telling me this is a red flag, even though
it's kind of just football and baseball. Now, I don't
end up losing my house in the future. How do
I mitigate this?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Oh, this is always just an itch and they scratch
it and they get away from gambling.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
They just move right on, not want to get out.
A problem, just gets out of their system.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yeah, it's not addictive at all.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
He's going to hit big and you're going to get
a nice, big house out of it. So just hang
in there, Coster.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
So is it rob a casino either is it a
little bit of fun he's having or is this becoming
an obsession?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
She says, it's becoming a problem.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, that's serious, then yeah, it'll run his course to home.
Calm down, keep.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Your money separate.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
No, there just reading that. Oh that's an option. I
was just reading that because of all the legalized gambling
that they're going to create, like way more gambling addicts
because kids are starting to gamble.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah, you know I need to I need to know
if her friends are married, if they're single and they're
all going, you know, this is a big red flag.
It's probably not that big of a red flag. Those
pitches just don't want you to get married. But if
they're all married, then yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
This is the most cynical I've ever seen. Josh B.
Everyone's just in loorious.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It sound advice.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Josh is working on his new book, What Them Bitches Say.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And them Bitches don't want you to get married?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Nice illustrations and it's a lot of big teeth and lips.
Are you still doing your only fans at a L
L I B.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, I said I was gonna wind it down. And
there are two people that were like, we're staying till
the bitter end. You better stay on here. We'll know
where you live, show up at your house if you dare.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
To leave.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, google Play and stitch your or Bob
and Tom Extra. This is Christopher take care of Everybody.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I am Michael Rosenbom. I am Tom Ling. Welcome to
Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about small We're
gonna be talking to sometimes guest stars.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Are you liking the direction below us are going in? Yeah?
Because I'm getting more screen times.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I
think we all feel like there was a scene missing here.
Who got me time? Let's revisit it. Let's look at it,
see what we remember, see what we remember. I had
never been around anything like that before.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I mean, it was so fun.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Talkville, Talk Bill. I just had a flashback.
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