September 18, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today,
Comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time. It's coming up in
just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Ever, wonder how dark the world can really get?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the
true stories behind some of the world's most chilling crimes.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hi, I'm Ben and I'm Nicole.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast
that unpacks real life horrors, one case at a.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Time, with deep research, dark storytelling, and the occasional drink
to take the edge off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're here to explore the wicked.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And reveal the grim. We are Wicked and Grim.
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Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
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and dudes. It's for you, it's for me. It's on
cable TV. It's a porn world. After all, they show
breasts now in almost all the flips on the women
(01:21):
are man because they don't.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Show both men from the day you are born, your
funk Barty with one. It's a porn world, after all.
Everybody is a porn world.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
After all, it's a porn world.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
After all, it's a porn world.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
After all, it's a porn porn world. There's a lot
of strange ways to make a buck on those porn
all stars. They get paid too much.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
As Table said, on the face of the whole human race,
We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up
for work.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Here's more Bob and Tom extra, Hello Chick McGee, and
hello to Ali Breen. Oh, she's somewhere. Are you in
your bathroom? Is that a shower curtain behind you?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
No, it's like a curtain curtain. I met Mohican's son.
I just had a show last night, and it's so
hot in New York. I think I'm staying here for
the afternoon.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Oh well, great. Comedian Allie Breen has joined us. She
is our hostess for a segment we call sexy Time.
And is it a bathing suit you've got on?
Speaker 8 (02:31):
No, in the summer time?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Okay, exactly, it's the summer top you need This Sunday
creepy man, did you happened to watch ABC News last night?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Gingerzy in a bathing suit? You have a crush on
ginger Z a knockout. He's been talking about ginger Zy
for a year, Michigan on the news. Well, she was
in a bathing suit. In my mind, I really.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So hot.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Everyone should be in the bathing soit are you guys
having a heat wave there too?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah? Yeah, a little toasty. Now.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The name of the name of the show, I should say,
is Sexy Time. And what we do is we try
to help people with their love problems. And you have
collected a number of letters today. Let's get to our
first one.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Dear Ali, My husband and I are trying to start
a family, he told his mom, and now she's been
giving me all kinds of advice, like the most effective
sex decisions.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Have sex, what foods they should be eating, and more.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
It's really creeping me out. Is this normal? My husband
thinks it's cute.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I don't know. It's not cute.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
To grow up. You're two adult women talking about right.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No, but you don't want to envision.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Well, your mom said, after we're done, bang, and I'm
supposed to stand on my head.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I don't say the Lord's prayer.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, there is the Lord open.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
See that's the problem with today's today's world. I blame
the internet boundaries. No, this is we need boundaries, like
the way I have a boundary. But between you, guys
a shield of lies.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
You guys are two adults. Get over it.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Everything she's saying is Blowney, you just do it when
you're ovulating.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Unless unless the mom says he have sexual Oh my god, don't.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, pretty soon you have touched it more than I
did was changing his diapers.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
It's incredibly crazy. It's not only you are turning into
something sick. She's she isn't Her mother in law is
suggesting sexual positions.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That is the uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Get over it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Hey, look at that.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That That pepper shaker reminds me of Bill's Johnson the pepper. Hey,
do you shake it like this before you say no?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
It's awful? Again, everything you're doing is adding awful to it.
She's not being my specialty church. I've never noticed that.
That's not the show work.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Uh yeah, I don't know. I think it's wrong. I
don't know. How do you how do you want to
do it. How do you feel about a girl or
a guy either yelling mommy or daddy that's not for me?
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I don't care for that either. No, leave them out
of it.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I don't. I don't care for it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, Hey, you're my daddy.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
What do I have to put you on my phone plan?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Now?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I guess in the original letter was the question, how
do I get this to stop?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Is that? Yeah? Pretty much?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Because she thinks it's creepy. He thinks it's cute. She says,
is it normal she wants it to stop?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I bet it is normal for mothers in law to
sort of insert themselves.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
It's one thing to be recommending sort of technical things
or or or vitamins or something.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You can drink, or but not sexual. Your mother in
law install What are you talking about with technical things?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I like Osmond was saying, I don't install cable anyway,
Wi Fi ovulating and that.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
But still, the whole thing is a little.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Bit like, why isn't she giveing the advice to just
her son? I guess that's just as creepy exactly. And
then he can tell her to stop because he won't
want to deal with it.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
That's creepier.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, him.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
When you were staying at the house like we weeken
from the cries, I was hearing, You're going to have
to turn her over, so it's.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Less creepy if its on her back. For a mother
to talk to her blood son, it's still about sexual
positions that it is for a mother to talk to
her daughter. They're both they're both creepy, not that they
are not equally creepy at all.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
The sun will put an end to it though, real quick.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yes, that's the point.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The sun will be like, this is creepy.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't want to hear this, Josh.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
The things you're making is like, well, if I jump
out of a helicopter into the ocean from five hundred feet,
or I jump into a parking lot, which hurts more,
you're missing the point.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
You're still jumping out of hell because the point is invalid.
This lady needs to grow up. You're not You are
not mature enough to have kids, is what I'm going
to say. What if she took that advice off?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Does your father?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Does her father in law? I'm sorry, does the father
in law want to be there for the birthing?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
By the way, the mother in law does for sure,
it looks like browning.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
We should start a betting pool on which letter is
going to make Josh the angriest.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
By the way, is anybody watching the pit? Yes?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yes, we're all watching the pit.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Stop asking.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
In fact, most of us have watched it all the
way through.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, it's been on for a year.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
You but the the birthing segment is rather graphic. I mean,
I mean the kid's head sticking out all Sunday starts
singing holl.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
That wasn't choice.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, did you not see your children being born? I
don't want to see it again. I can't. I like them.
I like them when they're all out. Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. You can find her
a L L I B R E e N on
your favorite social media platform or not only fans at
Ali b and you can write her with your love
troubles and as you can see, we're really good at
fixing them.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
What's next? Alan, Dear Ali?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Uh, My boyfriend asked me to go to a destination
with wedding with him in the Bahamas. I said yes,
got excited, figured he'd be paying, but he just sent
me all of his flight and hotel information, telling me
to coordinate and giving me the prices.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
No, wrong, it's here.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
I'm responsible for my half. We've been dating four and
a half months, so I won't really know anyone at
the wedding. Seems like it could be fun, but now
I'm really mad at him. I'm only going if he
pays for me. Do I tell him this or do
I just break up? What do I do?
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You just tell him that, or I must really like
the guy, you know, break up? If it's even in
the plant.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Was to make sure you were cool enough to even invite, probably,
but just like I can't afford to go, but i'd
love to, So if you want to help me out,
that'd be great.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yeah. I don't know that any of us think that
he should be making her pay at all.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
He invited her, Yes, However, if he pays putting out
that is a contract, Okay, Yeah, it's a legal binding contract.
And when you're telling her about it, you need to
hit your hands when you're telling her stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yeah, why would this say?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Contract?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
No. Destination weddings are awful anyway, infuriating.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
It could have been fun for a new couple to
go to the Bahamas, though, yeah, have some drinks, need
some of those friends. But he ruined it.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah, his only saved would be if he's like, I
was just showing you a I was going to reimburse
you all of the money, but I didn't. You know.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
That's yeah, you know he wants her to pay clearly.
Oh yeah, yeah, but he's I just don't think that's proper.
He's cheap as the day is long. Okay, screaming from him.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What do you got? Ali?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dear Allie, one of my best friends got pregnant and
she won't reveal who the father is. It's causing some
problems in our friend group because some people are thinking
the reason she won't tell us is that it might
be one of her husbands.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Wow, I don't know what. I hope this is on Netflix.
I want to watch. I want to I want to
make sure I've heard this correctly.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
The friend is pregnant, I won't say who. The won't
say who the father.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Islies think it could be one of their husbands. Yes,
and that's why she won't tell this. Awesome.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Then she goes on to say, I thought I said
maybe she went to a clinic and they said she
would have told us about it if she was going
to take that.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So something weird is going on.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I think women should not be allowed in groups anymore.
You just feel.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Anything more than two and it has to be reviewed,
yes by a judge and be okay when you get
together somebody.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
This may be all hell breaks.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
This may be happening because of all those shows like this.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, literally, yeah, she may.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I just love that they're all sided eyeing each other's husband.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Well, look, we all know how awful men are, and
this could happen, absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
She may not know.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Yeah, she could have back nights and I know it was,
so how can I tell you?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Aren't there cases where a woman had twins and ones
from one guy in one Oh yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's crazy girl having a good time, is what that is.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
They've had twins that are black and white. I love that.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Wow, like the cookie in the matur look to the cookie. Wow,
that's interesting.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
What do you think, Gali?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, you're so smart?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
What do I think?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Yeah, I think Jess's right.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I think she probably doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
She doesn't want to say, uh, hey, I've been with
a bunch of guys who are potentially the dad. But
wouldn't you think she would tell someone who's potentially the dad.
Isn't it going to come out that?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
But now I don't blame her for not telling these
looney chicks.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I think there should be a big reveal, like like
they bring a cake and they cut it like a
gender already, except it'll be who the dad is.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Would be a good Netflix Susie, it's your husbands.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
The thing that I find amazing is that they still
call her a friend if they think she's screwing their husbands.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
You know what's going to have whoever's husband it is
that the remaining ones are going to talk about her.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
And that's why they're.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
All excited about It's none of their husbands are all
back crack.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
This baby comes out. We know what it looks like,
has red hair and crazy for.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Stand the fut, she's keeping something to herself. Yeah, I hate,
I hate.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Hey have to know.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm really fund my reveal party. Now I think about this.
All the husbands are there, which ones, which one is
getting the most strong.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Guy sweating?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
And it's up a Jerry Springer type DNA test reveal.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Hit my lightning.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
That's a great idea, Tom. Each one of these friends
can go home to their husbands and say, well we
found out who the dad is and just reaction.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
It's turned into a war zone.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Hell, or after the child's born, each person can pull
a hair and get the test on themselves.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. The
show is sexy Time. We've really done a lot of
good work today.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
We're killing it, Dear Ali.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Okay, this is a we have to interpret this because
I had a friend with I had a friends with
benefit situation who was really into beaches.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So I don't know what you can say. I'm there.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Beaches?
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Is this?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Is this from a Is this from a man or
a woman? It's a woman? So she likes three ways?
Is that right? What the beaches bitch?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
What's doing with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey Stieges?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
No, no, you mean Bloieses? There we go? Should I
replace it?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I had a crush on him, so I would do
that for him sometimes. But since then I've gotten into
a relationship that's now ended. But my crush on him
also ended as well, okay, he wants to resume our situation,
and since I'm not that into it, I said, what
do I get out of this?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
There you go?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
So he said, well, where do you want to go
to dinner? I'll take you out. I picked a place
we went. I gave him his beach. We kept on
doing that tip for tap for a while, like I
need new sunglasses, beach, I want a shirt. Now he
has a girlfriend, but we're still in this situation. I
told him he's cheating on his girlfriend and he says
he's not. And now we're fighting as if we're in
an actual relationship.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
So I know what the problem is him. He's acting
like I'm less than human.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
He's very, very stupid. First of all, let's you've gone pro.
Let's be honest here.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, pretty much you've gone pro.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And it's only a matter of time before you're just
doing it for cash and just just venmo me. This
is where I wish it was like the Anne Landers thing,
that she'd right back, you know, dear horror, horror, and.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Walla, walla.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
How does she finish the.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Line this bottom line?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
She said, we're actually in a fight, and I'm telling
you we're not going to do it anymore. He wants
to continue, But I have to admit this is all
turning me on now, and I've missed the dinners and
free stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Should I just keep doing it?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Maybe just up all the allsman, you're up the andy
charge more double?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, the old girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
I need more bag. It's not insane. You could just
keep going until you price yourself out.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Well wait a second, if you're keeping it, we're missing
the whole thing. I can't believe we never thought about this.
Are you familiar with blackmail?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, I started keeping some really solid records here and
then down the road.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You want your girlfriend to find out? Yeah, what's an
expensive purse?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well is what you burkins? That's the thing? Okay? You
like the shoes Birkenstock.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Noah, okay, Hermes, Okay, yeah, keep up, not Hermes.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I think we can squeeze it one more letter. I'm
enjoying this so much, Alie. What do you got here? Allie?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I had I have a really hot girlfriend, and for
the most part we get along great. But when we fight,
she goes really for the jugular. She starts saying, look
at me, and look at you and basically telling me
I should be grateful to view.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Let me tell you something, I've been there.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Get out, Get out now. That's that's the way she
actually thinks. You just have to weather the storm, sir,
get out.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Tom nailed it because she said she's probably right to
a degree. But it makes me wonder what she's thinking
of me when we're not fighting. Last time we fought,
I said, fine, go find someone better if that's the case,
and she told me she's just too lazy, mean.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Right, Can you guys stay or leave?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
That's like we'd settled for what a combo? Mean and lazy? Hot?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
So hot, so hot, get some beaches first, think you
deserve better.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
It sounds to me like, yeah, you deserve better.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Man. Don't she settled for just because she's good looking?
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Man, I have an ex wife I paid money to
just for that reason.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Horrible person, but she was hot.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Well, thank you, nice job. Ali, always a great pleasure guy.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Yes, thank you, Ali.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Don't get don't get too sunburned. Okay, we did good
work today.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Is that a paving social work?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Can you? Can you mail it to me?
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today,
Comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time. It's coming up in
just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Ever, wonder how dark the world can really get?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the
true stories behind some of the world's most chilling crimes.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hi, I'm Ben and I'm Nicole.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast
that unpacks real life horrors, one case at a.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Time, with deep research, dark storytelling, and the occasional drink
to take the edge off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're here to explore the wicked.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And reveal the grim. We are Wicked and Grim.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
A Happy Son. It's a world of bunch, It's a
world of boobs. It's a world a firm perfect babes
and dudes. It's for you, it's for me. It's on
cable TV. It's a porn world. After all, they show
breasts now in almost all the flips on the women
(01:21):
are man because they don't.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Show both men from the day you are born, your
funk Barty with one. It's a porn world, after all.
Everybody is a porn world.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
After all, it's a porn world.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
After all, it's a porn world.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
After all, it's a porn porn world. There's a lot
of strange ways to make a buck on those porn
all stars. They get paid too much.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
As Table said, on the face of the whole human race,
We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up
for work.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Here's more Bob and Tom extra, Hello Chick McGee, and
hello to Ali Breen. Oh, she's somewhere. Are you in
your bathroom? Is that a shower curtain behind you?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
No, it's like a curtain curtain. I met Mohican's son.
I just had a show last night, and it's so
hot in New York. I think I'm staying here for
the afternoon.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Oh well, great. Comedian Allie Breen has joined us. She
is our hostess for a segment we call sexy Time.
And is it a bathing suit you've got on?
Speaker 8 (02:31):
No, in the summer time?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Okay, exactly, it's the summer top you need This Sunday
creepy man, did you happened to watch ABC News last night?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Gingerzy in a bathing suit? You have a crush on
ginger Z a knockout. He's been talking about ginger Zy
for a year, Michigan on the news. Well, she was
in a bathing suit. In my mind, I really.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So hot.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Everyone should be in the bathing soit are you guys
having a heat wave there too?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah? Yeah, a little toasty. Now.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The name of the name of the show, I should say,
is Sexy Time. And what we do is we try
to help people with their love problems. And you have
collected a number of letters today. Let's get to our
first one.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Dear Ali, My husband and I are trying to start
a family, he told his mom, and now she's been
giving me all kinds of advice, like the most effective
sex decisions.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Have sex, what foods they should be eating, and more.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
It's really creeping me out. Is this normal? My husband
thinks it's cute.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I don't know. It's not cute.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
To grow up. You're two adult women talking about right.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No, but you don't want to envision.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Well, your mom said, after we're done, bang, and I'm
supposed to stand on my head.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I don't say the Lord's prayer.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, there is the Lord open.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
See that's the problem with today's today's world. I blame
the internet boundaries. No, this is we need boundaries, like
the way I have a boundary. But between you, guys
a shield of lies.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
You guys are two adults. Get over it.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Everything she's saying is Blowney, you just do it when
you're ovulating.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Unless unless the mom says he have sexual Oh my god, don't.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, pretty soon you have touched it more than I
did was changing his diapers.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
It's incredibly crazy. It's not only you are turning into
something sick. She's she isn't Her mother in law is
suggesting sexual positions.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That is the uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Get over it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Hey, look at that.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That That pepper shaker reminds me of Bill's Johnson the pepper. Hey,
do you shake it like this before you say no?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
It's awful? Again, everything you're doing is adding awful to it.
She's not being my specialty church. I've never noticed that.
That's not the show work.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Uh yeah, I don't know. I think it's wrong. I
don't know. How do you how do you want to
do it. How do you feel about a girl or
a guy either yelling mommy or daddy that's not for me?
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I don't care for that either. No, leave them out
of it.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I don't. I don't care for it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, Hey, you're my daddy.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
What do I have to put you on my phone plan?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Now?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I guess in the original letter was the question, how
do I get this to stop?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Is that? Yeah? Pretty much?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Because she thinks it's creepy. He thinks it's cute. She says,
is it normal she wants it to stop?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I bet it is normal for mothers in law to
sort of insert themselves.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
It's one thing to be recommending sort of technical things
or or or vitamins or something.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You can drink, or but not sexual. Your mother in
law install What are you talking about with technical things?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I like Osmond was saying, I don't install cable anyway,
Wi Fi ovulating and that.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
But still, the whole thing is a little.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Bit like, why isn't she giveing the advice to just
her son? I guess that's just as creepy exactly. And
then he can tell her to stop because he won't
want to deal with it.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
That's creepier.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, him.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
When you were staying at the house like we weeken
from the cries, I was hearing, You're going to have
to turn her over, so it's.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Less creepy if its on her back. For a mother
to talk to her blood son, it's still about sexual
positions that it is for a mother to talk to
her daughter. They're both they're both creepy, not that they
are not equally creepy at all.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
The sun will put an end to it though, real quick.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yes, that's the point.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The sun will be like, this is creepy.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't want to hear this, Josh.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
The things you're making is like, well, if I jump
out of a helicopter into the ocean from five hundred feet,
or I jump into a parking lot, which hurts more,
you're missing the point.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
You're still jumping out of hell because the point is invalid.
This lady needs to grow up. You're not You are
not mature enough to have kids, is what I'm going
to say. What if she took that advice off?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Does your father?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Does her father in law? I'm sorry, does the father
in law want to be there for the birthing?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
By the way, the mother in law does for sure,
it looks like browning.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
We should start a betting pool on which letter is
going to make Josh the angriest.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
By the way, is anybody watching the pit? Yes?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yes, we're all watching the pit.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Stop asking.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
In fact, most of us have watched it all the
way through.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, it's been on for a year.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
You but the the birthing segment is rather graphic. I mean,
I mean the kid's head sticking out all Sunday starts
singing holl.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
That wasn't choice.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, did you not see your children being born? I
don't want to see it again. I can't. I like them.
I like them when they're all out. Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. You can find her
a L L I B R E e N on
your favorite social media platform or not only fans at
Ali b and you can write her with your love
troubles and as you can see, we're really good at
fixing them.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
What's next? Alan, Dear Ali?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Uh, My boyfriend asked me to go to a destination
with wedding with him in the Bahamas. I said yes,
got excited, figured he'd be paying, but he just sent
me all of his flight and hotel information, telling me
to coordinate and giving me the prices.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
No, wrong, it's here.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
I'm responsible for my half. We've been dating four and
a half months, so I won't really know anyone at
the wedding. Seems like it could be fun, but now
I'm really mad at him. I'm only going if he
pays for me. Do I tell him this or do
I just break up? What do I do?
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You just tell him that, or I must really like
the guy, you know, break up? If it's even in
the plant.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Was to make sure you were cool enough to even invite, probably,
but just like I can't afford to go, but i'd
love to, So if you want to help me out,
that'd be great.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yeah. I don't know that any of us think that
he should be making her pay at all.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
He invited her, Yes, However, if he pays putting out
that is a contract, Okay, Yeah, it's a legal binding contract.
And when you're telling her about it, you need to
hit your hands when you're telling her stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yeah, why would this say?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Contract?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
No. Destination weddings are awful anyway, infuriating.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
It could have been fun for a new couple to
go to the Bahamas, though, yeah, have some drinks, need
some of those friends. But he ruined it.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah, his only saved would be if he's like, I
was just showing you a I was going to reimburse
you all of the money, but I didn't. You know.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
That's yeah, you know he wants her to pay clearly.
Oh yeah, yeah, but he's I just don't think that's proper.
He's cheap as the day is long. Okay, screaming from him.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What do you got? Ali?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dear Allie, one of my best friends got pregnant and
she won't reveal who the father is. It's causing some
problems in our friend group because some people are thinking
the reason she won't tell us is that it might
be one of her husbands.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Wow, I don't know what. I hope this is on Netflix.
I want to watch. I want to I want to
make sure I've heard this correctly.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
The friend is pregnant, I won't say who. The won't
say who the father.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Islies think it could be one of their husbands. Yes,
and that's why she won't tell this. Awesome.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Then she goes on to say, I thought I said
maybe she went to a clinic and they said she
would have told us about it if she was going
to take that.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So something weird is going on.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I think women should not be allowed in groups anymore.
You just feel.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Anything more than two and it has to be reviewed,
yes by a judge and be okay when you get
together somebody.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
This may be all hell breaks.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
This may be happening because of all those shows like this.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, literally, yeah, she may.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I just love that they're all sided eyeing each other's husband.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Well, look, we all know how awful men are, and
this could happen, absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
She may not know.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Yeah, she could have back nights and I know it was,
so how can I tell you?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Aren't there cases where a woman had twins and ones
from one guy in one Oh yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's crazy girl having a good time, is what that is.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
They've had twins that are black and white. I love that.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Wow, like the cookie in the matur look to the cookie. Wow,
that's interesting.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
What do you think, Gali?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, you're so smart?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
What do I think?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Yeah, I think Jess's right.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I think she probably doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
She doesn't want to say, uh, hey, I've been with
a bunch of guys who are potentially the dad. But
wouldn't you think she would tell someone who's potentially the dad.
Isn't it going to come out that?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
But now I don't blame her for not telling these
looney chicks.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I think there should be a big reveal, like like
they bring a cake and they cut it like a
gender already, except it'll be who the dad is.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Would be a good Netflix Susie, it's your husbands.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
The thing that I find amazing is that they still
call her a friend if they think she's screwing their husbands.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
You know what's going to have whoever's husband it is
that the remaining ones are going to talk about her.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
And that's why they're.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
All excited about It's none of their husbands are all
back crack.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
This baby comes out. We know what it looks like,
has red hair and crazy for.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Stand the fut, she's keeping something to herself. Yeah, I hate,
I hate.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Hey have to know.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm really fund my reveal party. Now I think about this.
All the husbands are there, which ones, which one is
getting the most strong.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Guy sweating?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
And it's up a Jerry Springer type DNA test reveal.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Hit my lightning.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
That's a great idea, Tom. Each one of these friends
can go home to their husbands and say, well we
found out who the dad is and just reaction.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
It's turned into a war zone.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Hell, or after the child's born, each person can pull
a hair and get the test on themselves.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. The
show is sexy Time. We've really done a lot of
good work today.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
We're killing it, Dear Ali.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Okay, this is a we have to interpret this because
I had a friend with I had a friends with
benefit situation who was really into beaches.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So I don't know what you can say. I'm there.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Beaches?
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Is this?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Is this from a Is this from a man or
a woman? It's a woman? So she likes three ways?
Is that right? What the beaches bitch?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
What's doing with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey Stieges?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
No, no, you mean Bloieses? There we go? Should I
replace it?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I had a crush on him, so I would do
that for him sometimes. But since then I've gotten into
a relationship that's now ended. But my crush on him
also ended as well, okay, he wants to resume our situation,
and since I'm not that into it, I said, what
do I get out of this?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
There you go?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
So he said, well, where do you want to go
to dinner? I'll take you out. I picked a place
we went. I gave him his beach. We kept on
doing that tip for tap for a while, like I
need new sunglasses, beach, I want a shirt. Now he
has a girlfriend, but we're still in this situation. I
told him he's cheating on his girlfriend and he says
he's not. And now we're fighting as if we're in
an actual relationship.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
So I know what the problem is him. He's acting
like I'm less than human.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
He's very, very stupid. First of all, let's you've gone pro.
Let's be honest here.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, pretty much you've gone pro.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And it's only a matter of time before you're just
doing it for cash and just just venmo me. This
is where I wish it was like the Anne Landers thing,
that she'd right back, you know, dear horror, horror, and.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Walla, walla.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
How does she finish the.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Line this bottom line?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
She said, we're actually in a fight, and I'm telling
you we're not going to do it anymore. He wants
to continue, But I have to admit this is all
turning me on now, and I've missed the dinners and
free stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Should I just keep doing it?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Maybe just up all the allsman, you're up the andy
charge more double?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, the old girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
I need more bag. It's not insane. You could just
keep going until you price yourself out.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Well wait a second, if you're keeping it, we're missing
the whole thing. I can't believe we never thought about this.
Are you familiar with blackmail?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, I started keeping some really solid records here and
then down the road.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You want your girlfriend to find out? Yeah, what's an
expensive purse?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well is what you burkins? That's the thing? Okay? You
like the shoes Birkenstock.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Noah, okay, Hermes, Okay, yeah, keep up, not Hermes.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I think we can squeeze it one more letter. I'm
enjoying this so much, Alie. What do you got here? Allie?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I had I have a really hot girlfriend, and for
the most part we get along great. But when we fight,
she goes really for the jugular. She starts saying, look
at me, and look at you and basically telling me
I should be grateful to view.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Let me tell you something, I've been there.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Get out, Get out now. That's that's the way she
actually thinks. You just have to weather the storm, sir,
get out.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Tom nailed it because she said she's probably right to
a degree. But it makes me wonder what she's thinking
of me when we're not fighting. Last time we fought,
I said, fine, go find someone better if that's the case,
and she told me she's just too lazy, mean.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Right, Can you guys stay or leave?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
That's like we'd settled for what a combo? Mean and lazy? Hot?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
So hot, so hot, get some beaches first, think you
deserve better.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
It sounds to me like, yeah, you deserve better.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Man. Don't she settled for just because she's good looking?
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Man, I have an ex wife I paid money to
just for that reason.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Horrible person, but she was hot.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Well, thank you, nice job. Ali, always a great pleasure guy.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Yes, thank you, Ali.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Don't get don't get too sunburned. Okay, we did good
work today.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Is that a paving social work?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Can you? Can you mail it to me?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
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