October 6, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Comedian Ali bring with Sexy Time. It's coming up in
just a minute.
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your buck. That's r A k ut e n.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's eating Chrispy Green known uts with onion, did Annie
cream sandwich.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
With the Sperry riggers tips. He's doing the blue geese
he's dressing on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He's raising brand. He can't stop eating. He's so hungry man.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
He's got the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Eating.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If he could, he's got the g I guess when
you stone, everyy thing taste good. What's they getting now?
Is they milkirt and cottage cheese. He lives with his
(02:15):
mother and he calls her dude, he SAIDs farm and
so fuck eating all of her food, cagl fan liver
and the chocolate cake and a big child. He's gone
to shake hand bag.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He got them. She stop eating. If he could, he
got them.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I guess when you're wasted, everything taste good. He drank
a hot dog water too, and he and them and
them meurs glues where they rolled a big fat one
(03:05):
loud and now go and I ate a stick of
butter and something cooky dough. It tasted so too. He
had to get something more. He drove for five miles
an hour or.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Two to grow for it.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Stir.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
He gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Cheese.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He hab eating, little chick.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Cheese.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess when you loaded, everything tastes good.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
He's got the money. He's haby eating. If he could,
I have some more.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Cheese.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I ever, when you stone everything taste good's out chicken
fry break through, I wouldn't try.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
This is Bob and Tom x JO.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
The show is called Sexy Time, and even though we
can't see you, we know that you're a sexy.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Lady lingerie as we speak.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
If this would be your opportunity to say you're doing
the show on clothed today, because okay, good, very good,
very good. Stroke which is it? Andy? I gotta start over,
stroke stroking. You're stroking your kiddie.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Okay, exactly?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, let's get to our first letter, Alie. What have
you got?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Dear Alie, My boyfriend loves shower sex, which is maybe
my least favorite thing. I feel like I'm getting water
boarded and I'm not getting clean at all, and the
sex part is more awkward than hot. Is it a
deal breaker to say the guys no more, no more
shower secks if they're really.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Into that, I think we you're really asking is will
it be a deal breaker for him? All you can
say is I think you should just tell me you're
not into it and see what happens. I think, I
think what you would call a normal give and take
a relationship. You tell him that in a in a passionate,
serious way, he should Okay, well we'll do something else.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Maybe just once a month or something compromised.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Right, Well, maybe it's the only way to get this
dirt bag cleaned.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
You do a little like four, plan the shower, then
move out.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, Ali, we had a Reddit thing we were talking
about in which it was helped me here. Christy was
the most.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Overrated sexual fantasies.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, and shower sex was way up high.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I bet number one. I bet I can guess number one.
I bet it's the mile High Club.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yep, very good.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Have you done that, Alie?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I did a version like a little handy under a
blanket in a seat. I never went into a bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Okay, do we count that?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
No, no, it's got to be full coit. Oh no, no, absolutely,
But I applaud you what you did this time. You
said that that's how you get the dirt bag clean.
Put him in the shower. This is a letter, Dear
Bob and Tom Show. I had a friend who would
use tell a woman to use a dude wipe before
any activities, and if he picked her up she was
(06:22):
a barfly. He would insist that she would come back
to the house and get in the hot tub to
boil the germs out.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
It would help sanitize her. Well, yeah, I don't want
to get all sciency on you, but that's not going
to be enough to kill, of course, a lot of
the things that are going to be floating around intervaginally,
if you will.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Uh, oh, that was way too technical, Tom.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Yeah, I know his hot tubs full of life, though,
I know that.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yeah, up the chemicals. What if he just dumped in
extra chlorine.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I think the shower thing is one of those I
kind of wonder if how prevalent it was prior to movies.
That's one of those kind of cinematics thing that looks
really it looks really hot on the big screen, it
is really cold in real life. It's cumbersome. Yeah, it's not.
It's not easily done. It's not great, no, and I
(07:21):
mean especially when you got a bed right there. I've
never fallen the shower, but I have my whole shower
walked into the shower door and given myself a nice
black eye many years ago. Of course, you did because
the door was and you walked into it. No, no, no,
I walked into the side of the door. You know
the Yeah, But I mean people get hurt in the
(07:42):
shower all the time.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Of course, you can slip easily, you break your hip. Although,
do you have one of those little ledges the beach legs?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Would you know what?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I I have a teak b.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
Me.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I'm watching it.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
It's a a built in ledge in your shower that
actually you can still used to shave their legs or.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You can sit down someone. What do you call it
a b ledge ledge?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Sorry, it's very common. I withdraw my stupidity. I gotta
get my hearing. How well she's gonna get a blowie
in the shower? Yeah, you gotta. Somebody's gotta say, don't
plug that thing in. And I'm sure sort Let's get
to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest, a
L L I B R E and a Alie can be.
Ali can be on your favorite social media platform. She's
(08:36):
a fine comedian. And there's also our arbiter of sexual
uh performance in contemporary America.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
What you got, Ali, that's quite the description.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Dear Allie, my husband's grandmother is dying, and she has
a lot of money, and so the whole family's trying
to kiss her button. Yeah, she's alive.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Love it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
We've invited her over a million times, and I've gotten
to see her even more times. And I feel like
this is so obvious and a time drain and twisted.
What's going on? I don't really want to be part
of it. And he says this will make a difference
in the rest of our lives, and telling me to
buck up? What should I do? The whole family is
working this way right now.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Break up with anybody who tells you to buck up.
This is awful.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
There's gonna be so much drama when she actually passes.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Exactly. This is only the beginning. This sounds this sounds
like a great premise for a rom com. Though, and
then and then, and then, let's see.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I don't know how wrong, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
The meet cute would be the lawyer who's reading the Yeah,
she's gonna meet she meets somebody, or he meets somebody,
or the grandmother. Whatever she's dying of is cured. And
then in the meantime, Yeah, she meets the lawyer and
they fall in love and they're they're like normal, decent people.
And then this guy goes off to live his life
(09:53):
as a pathetic loser that just wants to be handed money.
Do you think I think it's we got the movie
all written.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Produce it.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
It sounds good. Yeah, I'm not sure there's an answer
to this anyone else has always imagine.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
The presumption is it gets evenly distributed amongst the grandkids.
It's a crazy situation to give them all different amounts
and make them buy for her.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Oh honey and love.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
It doesn't even have to go to grandkids, you know, kids,
and that's it on your parents to keep passing it
down or something.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
There's nothing worse than the drama of money after someone passes.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Fighting over vases.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I want that.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
What faces the house, That's what you I had of
a family of gathering this long time ago. They were
arguing over the floral arrangements.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
That were at the funeral near the casket.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh god, I want to take that one. No, I
want that.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
It doesn't even go with your house. That goes perfect.
Oh yeah, I just want to get out because the
pizzas get with the decedent in the box.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh god, we're all vultures.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
That Okay, let's move on. But I got the flowers
I wanted by God.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Okay, dear Allie. My boyfriend sweats a lot and we
have sex. He gets really closed, like to cuddle before,
during and after which And I don't mind it in
the morning at night, but when we have afternoon sex
and I have to shower and get ready all over
again in the middle of the day, it's pretty exhausting.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
De boy, deer fat hog. I'm confused. He's the one
sweating a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
He's the one sweating a lot. She said, yes, I
mean maybe they both are, but her concern is that
he's sweating a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I don't think you're going to be able to stop that.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
I mean, a towel might be if it's the snuggling
while he's sweaty. Just to have towel, the air conditioning, yeah, ceiling,
cuddle after yah.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
Just don't God have him stand up, do you from behind?
And then there's no sweat?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Will you relax?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
This is wait a second, we're all missing If all
that phils just shoot him in the head, we're missing this.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
This is this is being handed to us on a platter.
Get together with the guy from the first letter and
do shower sex.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
So there we go.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You never know who's sweat, you know. She says she
has to switch boyfriends with the guy from the first one.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Easily done.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, wait, Jess.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Is kind of right though he could She could literally
be like, if we're gonna have afternoon sext, it has
to be like doggy like, we have to do it
away where you're not touching me and you on your sounds.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
That sounds romantic.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Sex isn't always romantic?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Tumb writ on the schedule. There, Okay, let's ride it
to utility like electricity and cable. That's right now, cable?
How old am I? Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen
is our guest. The show is sexy time you can
reach Allie A L L I B R E E.
N Ellie is also, uh, are you still doing only
fans at A L L I B.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yes. Yeah, I've been trying to do a little more
of it, and I'm trying to make it a little
more like interactive. I put some stand up that I
can't put on Instagram on their sketches and yeah, so
I'm changing up a little bit and still doing naked stuff.
But oh okays to reassure.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Pat, you want me to get you the password?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Right?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I got it right, I bought it.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
It's it's fun when you were gonna just keep getting
too busy to pay. I'm trying to be more creative
than I guess most people think you need to be
so uh but yeah, no, still on there, so come
along if you want to. We're on only fans. I
did not mean a pun.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You're a noddy Arrol. Let's get to our next.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Letter, please, Dear Allie, My best friend is very conservative
and she has a fifteen year old daughter. And the
daughter is having sex because she came to me to
talk about it, all right, because she can't tell her mother.
I want to help her and not make her feel ashamed.
But how much trouble am I going to get into
if her mom finds out? Am I obligated to tell her?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
No obligation.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
It's like a real tricky one.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Well, everybody keeps their mouth shut. That's the problem. It's
a nation of rats, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, only that, But they can't wait to tell on somebody.
We can't wait.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
No, I mean, honestly, if this is between you and her,
and it stays that way, everything should be okay. Yeah,
but her concern is that what the daughter's gonna tell
theater is gonna say. But your friend Heather told me.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
That I'm supposed to it probably will come out. I
would think, really, because that is eighteen. And she's like, well,
I did have help from your friend like a few
years back. It might not come out till later, but
I would think it was.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And the friend always have it to secret?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Doesn't the friend always have the out? Who are you
going to believe this eighteen year old girl who's mad
at you or your best friend. I've never said anything.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Daughter's a lie.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Yeah, she's saving an unwonted pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Probably so she's doing the right thing because she can't
talk to her mom about it.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Oh if they're talking about safe sex and right hmm yeah, yeah, yeah,
someone's got it.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
She's got to be able to talk to something.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
She has to be able to talk to someone.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Just have a just have a warm rag?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Ready?
Speaker 8 (15:22):
A warm rag?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Ready?
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Now?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Is it pepsi or coke? When you turn them upside down?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Boy, it's uh oh yeah, coke and two aspirins. Okay, Okay,
o baby, all right, thank you. Then let's let's get
to our potentially last letter. Let's see what do we got?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Allie, Dear Allie. My girlfriend is obsessed with horoscope and
it's always telling me how we're so not compatible every
time we get into a fight. She was apparently very
compatible with her ex boyfriend and they broke up, so
I bring that up all the time, and then we
get into an even bigger fight. Boy, I tell her
she's being annoying and it's dumb. And this is obviously
such a huge part of her life, but it cuts
(15:58):
to the core. If I can't get her to stop,
what do I do about this relationship?
Speaker 9 (16:07):
She can't just use the horoscope and things aren't going right.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Boy, she's an idiot. Anyone who anyone who believes that
some moron.
Speaker 9 (16:17):
Plus, I'm a Scorpio and my boyfriend's Sagittarius and we
get along great even though we're not compatible.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
I know that's complete.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Bunk.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I was my numerologist was telling me that horse closure Fredio.
Don't you love the word bunk?
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Yeah? That's wow.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Good luck for that.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's not good.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Yeah, that's a rough one. People do get obsessed with
that more women than that.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
I guess I feel like it when somebody in a
relationship tells the other person you're being annoying and dumb.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
It's fair they are, though, I don't see a way
out of this. Uh irrational. We have time for one
more letter.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
What do you go, Dear Allie. I'm recently divorced and
I'm seeing someone new who's very hot and fun. But
she has a kid who is a nightmare. The kid
won't listen to me because I'm not his father. Fine,
but he also won't listen to his mom because she's
trying to be the cool parent and lets him get
away with murder. I don't know how much more I
can take of this. What would you guys do here?
(17:20):
Step in and start disciplining the kid, or just hang
back and handle this.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Get the kid a motorcycle, get him a bike, introduce
him to pot. Yeah this is like a universal This
could be from ten thousand people. So it's a rough spot.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I've been in uh, you know,
in Harlem where I live. In a Bank of America,
this woman's kids were running wild and a bank person
asked the kids to calm down, and the mom flipped
out on the bank person. I've never seen anyone get
yelled at so loudly. Wowre So yeah, you gotta be
(18:03):
careful disappointing someone else's kids.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yeah, maybe try to become more friendly with the kids.
See what he's interested in, and maybe you can get
him to trust you and may calm down a little bit,
or pay him off fifty bucks every time he behaves
himself when you're around. That works. Wait a minute, how
about that. Well you're thinking fifty bucks just disappear.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Check you're starting high.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
That's right. Well, you know these kids are savvy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Here's here, here's the under bucks. There's a guy two
corners down, he's wearing a paunch show. Just say I'm
a friend of Ted's and he'll sell you something commy
or you know, here's a hundred bucks. I bet you
can't make it all the way across the freeway.
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Comedian Ali bring with Sexy Time. It's coming up in
just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If you're shopping while working, eating, or even listening to
this podcast, then you know and love the thrill of
the hunt. But are you getting the thrill of the
best deals racket and shoppers do. They get the brands
they love with the most savings and cash back, and
you can get it too. Start getting cash back at
(00:46):
your favorite stores and even stack sales on top of
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cash back through PayPal or check. The idea is simple.
Stores pay racketin for sending them shoppers, and Racketon shares
the money with you as cash back. Download the free
racketin app and never miss a deal. Or go to
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racketon dot com to start getting the most bang for
your buck. That's r A k ut e n.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's eating Chrispy Green known uts with onion, did Annie
cream sandwich.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
With the Sperry riggers tips. He's doing the blue geese
he's dressing on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He's raising brand. He can't stop eating. He's so hungry man.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
He's got the.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Eating.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If he could, he's got the g I guess when
you stone, everyy thing taste good. What's they getting now?
Is they milkirt and cottage cheese. He lives with his
(02:15):
mother and he calls her dude, he SAIDs farm and
so fuck eating all of her food, cagl fan liver
and the chocolate cake and a big child. He's gone
to shake hand bag.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He got them. She stop eating. If he could, he
got them.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I guess when you're wasted, everything taste good. He drank
a hot dog water too, and he and them and
them meurs glues where they rolled a big fat one
(03:05):
loud and now go and I ate a stick of
butter and something cooky dough. It tasted so too. He
had to get something more. He drove for five miles
an hour or.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Two to grow for it.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Stir.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
He gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Cheese.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He hab eating, little chick.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Cheese.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess when you loaded, everything tastes good.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
He's got the money. He's haby eating. If he could,
I have some more.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Cheese.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I ever, when you stone everything taste good's out chicken
fry break through, I wouldn't try.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
This is Bob and Tom x JO.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
The show is called Sexy Time, and even though we
can't see you, we know that you're a sexy.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Lady lingerie as we speak.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
If this would be your opportunity to say you're doing
the show on clothed today, because okay, good, very good,
very good. Stroke which is it? Andy? I gotta start over,
stroke stroking. You're stroking your kiddie.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Okay, exactly?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, let's get to our first letter, Alie. What have
you got?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Dear Alie, My boyfriend loves shower sex, which is maybe
my least favorite thing. I feel like I'm getting water
boarded and I'm not getting clean at all, and the
sex part is more awkward than hot. Is it a
deal breaker to say the guys no more, no more
shower secks if they're really.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Into that, I think we you're really asking is will
it be a deal breaker for him? All you can
say is I think you should just tell me you're
not into it and see what happens. I think, I
think what you would call a normal give and take
a relationship. You tell him that in a in a passionate,
serious way, he should Okay, well we'll do something else.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Maybe just once a month or something compromised.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Right, Well, maybe it's the only way to get this
dirt bag cleaned.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
You do a little like four, plan the shower, then
move out.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, Ali, we had a Reddit thing we were talking
about in which it was helped me here. Christy was
the most.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Overrated sexual fantasies.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, and shower sex was way up high.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I bet number one. I bet I can guess number one.
I bet it's the mile High Club.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yep, very good.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Have you done that, Alie?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I did a version like a little handy under a
blanket in a seat. I never went into a bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Okay, do we count that?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
No, no, it's got to be full coit. Oh no, no, absolutely,
But I applaud you what you did this time. You
said that that's how you get the dirt bag clean.
Put him in the shower. This is a letter, Dear
Bob and Tom Show. I had a friend who would
use tell a woman to use a dude wipe before
any activities, and if he picked her up she was
(06:22):
a barfly. He would insist that she would come back
to the house and get in the hot tub to
boil the germs out.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
It would help sanitize her. Well, yeah, I don't want
to get all sciency on you, but that's not going
to be enough to kill, of course, a lot of
the things that are going to be floating around intervaginally,
if you will.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Uh, oh, that was way too technical, Tom.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Yeah, I know his hot tubs full of life, though,
I know that.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yeah, up the chemicals. What if he just dumped in
extra chlorine.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I think the shower thing is one of those I
kind of wonder if how prevalent it was prior to movies.
That's one of those kind of cinematics thing that looks
really it looks really hot on the big screen, it
is really cold in real life. It's cumbersome. Yeah, it's not.
It's not easily done. It's not great, no, and I
(07:21):
mean especially when you got a bed right there. I've
never fallen the shower, but I have my whole shower
walked into the shower door and given myself a nice
black eye many years ago. Of course, you did because
the door was and you walked into it. No, no, no,
I walked into the side of the door. You know
the Yeah, But I mean people get hurt in the
(07:42):
shower all the time.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Of course, you can slip easily, you break your hip. Although,
do you have one of those little ledges the beach legs?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Would you know what?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I I have a teak b.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
Me.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I'm watching it.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
It's a a built in ledge in your shower that
actually you can still used to shave their legs or.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You can sit down someone. What do you call it
a b ledge ledge?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Sorry, it's very common. I withdraw my stupidity. I gotta
get my hearing. How well she's gonna get a blowie
in the shower? Yeah, you gotta. Somebody's gotta say, don't
plug that thing in. And I'm sure sort Let's get
to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest, a
L L I B R E and a Alie can be.
Ali can be on your favorite social media platform. She's
(08:36):
a fine comedian. And there's also our arbiter of sexual
uh performance in contemporary America.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
What you got, Ali, that's quite the description.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Dear Allie, my husband's grandmother is dying, and she has
a lot of money, and so the whole family's trying
to kiss her button. Yeah, she's alive.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Love it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
We've invited her over a million times, and I've gotten
to see her even more times. And I feel like
this is so obvious and a time drain and twisted.
What's going on? I don't really want to be part
of it. And he says this will make a difference
in the rest of our lives, and telling me to
buck up? What should I do? The whole family is
working this way right now.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Break up with anybody who tells you to buck up.
This is awful.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
There's gonna be so much drama when she actually passes.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Exactly. This is only the beginning. This sounds this sounds
like a great premise for a rom com. Though, and
then and then, and then, let's see.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I don't know how wrong, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
The meet cute would be the lawyer who's reading the Yeah,
she's gonna meet she meets somebody, or he meets somebody,
or the grandmother. Whatever she's dying of is cured. And
then in the meantime, Yeah, she meets the lawyer and
they fall in love and they're they're like normal, decent people.
And then this guy goes off to live his life
(09:53):
as a pathetic loser that just wants to be handed money.
Do you think I think it's we got the movie
all written.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Produce it.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
It sounds good. Yeah, I'm not sure there's an answer
to this anyone else has always imagine.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
The presumption is it gets evenly distributed amongst the grandkids.
It's a crazy situation to give them all different amounts
and make them buy for her.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Oh honey and love.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
It doesn't even have to go to grandkids, you know, kids,
and that's it on your parents to keep passing it
down or something.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
There's nothing worse than the drama of money after someone passes.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Fighting over vases.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I want that.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
What faces the house, That's what you I had of
a family of gathering this long time ago. They were
arguing over the floral arrangements.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
That were at the funeral near the casket.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh god, I want to take that one. No, I
want that.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
It doesn't even go with your house. That goes perfect.
Oh yeah, I just want to get out because the
pizzas get with the decedent in the box.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh god, we're all vultures.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
That Okay, let's move on. But I got the flowers
I wanted by God.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Okay, dear Allie. My boyfriend sweats a lot and we
have sex. He gets really closed, like to cuddle before,
during and after which And I don't mind it in
the morning at night, but when we have afternoon sex
and I have to shower and get ready all over
again in the middle of the day, it's pretty exhausting.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
De boy, deer fat hog. I'm confused. He's the one
sweating a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
He's the one sweating a lot. She said, yes, I
mean maybe they both are, but her concern is that
he's sweating a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I don't think you're going to be able to stop that.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
I mean, a towel might be if it's the snuggling
while he's sweaty. Just to have towel, the air conditioning, yeah, ceiling,
cuddle after yah.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
Just don't God have him stand up, do you from behind?
And then there's no sweat?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Will you relax?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
This is wait a second, we're all missing If all
that phils just shoot him in the head, we're missing this.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
This is this is being handed to us on a platter.
Get together with the guy from the first letter and
do shower sex.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
So there we go.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You never know who's sweat, you know. She says she
has to switch boyfriends with the guy from the first one.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Easily done.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, wait, Jess.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Is kind of right though he could She could literally
be like, if we're gonna have afternoon sext, it has
to be like doggy like, we have to do it
away where you're not touching me and you on your sounds.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
That sounds romantic.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Sex isn't always romantic?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Tumb writ on the schedule. There, Okay, let's ride it
to utility like electricity and cable. That's right now, cable?
How old am I? Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen
is our guest. The show is sexy time you can
reach Allie A L L I B R E E.
N Ellie is also, uh, are you still doing only
fans at A L L I B.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yes. Yeah, I've been trying to do a little more
of it, and I'm trying to make it a little
more like interactive. I put some stand up that I
can't put on Instagram on their sketches and yeah, so
I'm changing up a little bit and still doing naked stuff.
But oh okays to reassure.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Pat, you want me to get you the password?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Right?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I got it right, I bought it.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
It's it's fun when you were gonna just keep getting
too busy to pay. I'm trying to be more creative
than I guess most people think you need to be
so uh but yeah, no, still on there, so come
along if you want to. We're on only fans. I
did not mean a pun.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You're a noddy Arrol. Let's get to our next.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Letter, please, Dear Allie, My best friend is very conservative
and she has a fifteen year old daughter. And the
daughter is having sex because she came to me to
talk about it, all right, because she can't tell her mother.
I want to help her and not make her feel ashamed.
But how much trouble am I going to get into
if her mom finds out? Am I obligated to tell her?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
No obligation.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
It's like a real tricky one.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Well, everybody keeps their mouth shut. That's the problem. It's
a nation of rats, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, only that, But they can't wait to tell on somebody.
We can't wait.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
No, I mean, honestly, if this is between you and her,
and it stays that way, everything should be okay. Yeah,
but her concern is that what the daughter's gonna tell
theater is gonna say. But your friend Heather told me.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
That I'm supposed to it probably will come out. I
would think, really, because that is eighteen. And she's like, well,
I did have help from your friend like a few
years back. It might not come out till later, but
I would think it was.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And the friend always have it to secret?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Doesn't the friend always have the out? Who are you
going to believe this eighteen year old girl who's mad
at you or your best friend. I've never said anything.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Daughter's a lie.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Yeah, she's saving an unwonted pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Probably so she's doing the right thing because she can't
talk to her mom about it.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Oh if they're talking about safe sex and right hmm yeah, yeah, yeah,
someone's got it.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
She's got to be able to talk to something.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
She has to be able to talk to someone.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Just have a just have a warm rag?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Ready?
Speaker 8 (15:22):
A warm rag?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Ready?
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Now?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Is it pepsi or coke? When you turn them upside down?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Boy, it's uh oh yeah, coke and two aspirins. Okay, Okay,
o baby, all right, thank you. Then let's let's get
to our potentially last letter. Let's see what do we got?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Allie, Dear Allie. My girlfriend is obsessed with horoscope and
it's always telling me how we're so not compatible every
time we get into a fight. She was apparently very
compatible with her ex boyfriend and they broke up, so
I bring that up all the time, and then we
get into an even bigger fight. Boy, I tell her
she's being annoying and it's dumb. And this is obviously
such a huge part of her life, but it cuts
(15:58):
to the core. If I can't get her to stop,
what do I do about this relationship?
Speaker 9 (16:07):
She can't just use the horoscope and things aren't going right.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Boy, she's an idiot. Anyone who anyone who believes that
some moron.
Speaker 9 (16:17):
Plus, I'm a Scorpio and my boyfriend's Sagittarius and we
get along great even though we're not compatible.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
I know that's complete.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Bunk.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I was my numerologist was telling me that horse closure Fredio.
Don't you love the word bunk?
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Yeah? That's wow.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Good luck for that.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's not good.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Yeah, that's a rough one. People do get obsessed with
that more women than that.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
I guess I feel like it when somebody in a
relationship tells the other person you're being annoying and dumb.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
It's fair they are, though, I don't see a way
out of this. Uh irrational. We have time for one
more letter.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
What do you go, Dear Allie. I'm recently divorced and
I'm seeing someone new who's very hot and fun. But
she has a kid who is a nightmare. The kid
won't listen to me because I'm not his father. Fine,
but he also won't listen to his mom because she's
trying to be the cool parent and lets him get
away with murder. I don't know how much more I
can take of this. What would you guys do here?
(17:20):
Step in and start disciplining the kid, or just hang
back and handle this.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Get the kid a motorcycle, get him a bike, introduce
him to pot. Yeah this is like a universal This
could be from ten thousand people. So it's a rough spot.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I've been in uh, you know,
in Harlem where I live. In a Bank of America,
this woman's kids were running wild and a bank person
asked the kids to calm down, and the mom flipped
out on the bank person. I've never seen anyone get
yelled at so loudly. Wowre So yeah, you gotta be
(18:03):
careful disappointing someone else's kids.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yeah, maybe try to become more friendly with the kids.
See what he's interested in, and maybe you can get
him to trust you and may calm down a little bit,
or pay him off fifty bucks every time he behaves
himself when you're around. That works. Wait a minute, how
about that. Well you're thinking fifty bucks just disappear.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Check you're starting high.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
That's right. Well, you know these kids are savvy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Here's here, here's the under bucks. There's a guy two
corners down, he's wearing a paunch show. Just say I'm
a friend of Ted's and he'll sell you something commy
or you know, here's a hundred bucks. I bet you
can't make it all the way across the freeway.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
That's it for.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
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