November 25, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
It's Sexy Time with Ali Breen coming up in just
a minute.
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November is heating up for US soccer in the States.
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Speaker 7 (00:58):
Halloween is a tricky time to get just a candy
that you should buy because you just never can tell
how many beggars will ring the bell. So I bought
three bags, one hundred treats, one hundred and fifty kids.
That's to a piece, and that should be more than
last the night.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And I turned on the front porch light.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Fine, Now, the porch light is the signal deal. When
it's on you trick her treat. But if if the
light has been turned off, then the candy's gone.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
To move up the street, right, okay?
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Now the first kids came, all masked and cape a
fairy queen, and a bunch of grapes, a lot of vampires,
a pig on a poodle, a spider man, and a
box of noodles. And then I noticed that the bowl
of candy was dry, and the line of creatures was
still very long. So I ran and grabbed a jar
of change and passed it out till it was gone.
(01:59):
Chaine's he's a quarter kit I turned off the light,
but still they rang, the pirates and orangutan witches and orangutangs.
And in the kitchen I found the cookie box and
some mapples and bananas and the canna beans. I placed
them in the endless bag until the kitchen it was clean,
(02:21):
and I stepped out on the porch to say I
was done. But I noticed that my pumpkins were gone,
and a group of werewolves were carrying my lawn chairs
off the lawn. I shouted and rang after them, and
and by the time I had returned to trigger, treaters
were in my house. And carrying off my furniture. Harry
Potter had the table lamp and Superman, my Forever stamps,
(02:44):
and the fridge was carried out the door by two burly.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Girls from the Jersey shore.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
They took the books and the TV set, and they
took the carpets. They took the drapes and all the
pitchers off the wall, left with wizards.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Gobs and napes.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
And my stuff was moving out, and all I could
do was run about and but then trying to stop
and cry and shout, the light is out, the light
is out. I don't remember much more of the night.
I woke up in the bathtub just at dawn, freezing
in a pile of ice. My shoes, my clothes, and
my kidney gone. When they arrived, the cops looked bored. Yeah,
(03:22):
we've seen this happen before. The house cleaned out, the siding,
removed the shrubs, dug up, the porch light.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Unscrewed, and.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
You got no one you can blame. They're all masked
and underage. But I said, I turned out the porch light.
He shook out his head and looked away and said,
here's my card, keep it handy and next year maybe
buy more candy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Now, some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and
Tom next.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Year, broadcasting from her apartment with her librarian glasses on.
It's the lovely Allie Breen.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Hey, Allie, hey, I'm in full library and mood exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
You look great. Now let's get right too. With the
way this show works, we try to help people with
their love lives, and we're struggling to be successful. But
we'll try today to see if we can help anybody out.
What do you got that is not true?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We're killing it is the case, Dear Allie. I'm dating
a girl who doesn't shave, and she has hair everywhere armpits, legs, yes,
but also belly and nipples. I do a fair amount
of my own manscaping. Can I ask her to shave
or me? It seemed like a fun sexy activity if
I shave for her? Is that going to cause a problem?
Anyone have any experience with this?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well, I've never came across Well, I've just vomited a
little in my mouth.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I do like the idea of trying to make this
a fun sexy activity, like you know, we should bring
in the bedroom, sweetheart. Tweezers and a razors before.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh no, I got I was real nervous though.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It can be kind of hot.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
Really, Yeah, she liked it. I was just like, I'm
so afraid I'm gonna nick you.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Yeah, that angle phone is dangerous. Be careful.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, I mean I get that. Maybe suggesting to do
it would be the only way.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
To do it those Yeah, but it sounds like this
is your thing.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She's got to take it out.
Speaker 10 (05:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I would have immediately ran the other, run the other one,
and he.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Might need to look somewhere else if that's if he's
not into that.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of these annoying women they want
to have body hair.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Some people call them feminists.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I call them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Sister Lucy just shaved.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
No, people, just if you don't want to shave, like
some people have razor sensitivity issues, Like, there's a million
reasons you could be doing this, and I think you've
just got to be on board with it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Man, if that's what she wants, that's what she wants.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah. Is there in the in the world of a
lesbian relationships is hair a big thing? Is there more
or less than an hetero? Do we have a beat
on that, and I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I mean, even in regular heterosexual relationships, there has to
be a guy who's really into hairy women, right, Like
it has to be a thing just for people in.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
General in someway. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, if it's more for lesbian but that is like
a choice, like Willie said, and so it is more
of a feminist or like hippie choice.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
So maybe it is more in the lesbian community. I
have no idea.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
I don't know. The girls on my softball team still shaved,
so yeah, I don't know if it is purely lesbian
or if it's just like, yeah, I don't want to shave,
deal with it.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, Like I'm just lazy.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
If she's just lazy, he could maybe make it a
fun activity.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Well, I mean she sounds like a like in a ring.
I mean she's got hair and used to hair in
her nipples and I've seen pictures. What Yeah, Okay, well
let's move forward here. We're talking with Ali Breen. The
show is Sexy Time. What else have we got?
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Dear Ali, My boyfriend's a little freaky, which is usually
fine but sometimes kind of exhausting. His latest thing is
he likes to lay in the shower and have me
pee on him right before I shower.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
All right, and then he stays in the shower and
we shower together. Not really a big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It didn't affect me in a big way, so not
worried about it. But now he likes his head under
me so that I pee into his mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, it went too far.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I can't keep doing this. I'm dreading mornings.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
How can I without making him think I'm not fun?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Well, first of all, I hope you have a really
good toothbrush tooth.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I think you can honestly say, hey, honey, I really
have a lot of fun with you. I'll be honest.
This peeing thing isn't really for me, but I don't
but I want you to know I'm willing to have
fun in other ways and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
And just see how he responds. What if this is
like the best guys she's ever dated? What if this
is her like number one boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Well in that case, she should she should be able
to say something like that, you know, what if this
is step one, it could be about number two? Yeah, yeah, no, no,
I want to go right to three heat. This spoiled
devil egg.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Could he just bee into a cup in the morning
and she just pour it into his mouth?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Like?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Would that not get out?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Like you're going to the doctor's office every day.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
That's the gross part.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's no fun.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I think he wants it hot off, fresh from the tap.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, this may be for a proper question for a
qualified psychiatrist.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Brother, fresh from the tap did give you a real
good answer?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
A come from a bottle is pretty good, but sometimes
you want it from that McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Dat nice crushed ice fountain. Okay, let's move on once again.
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L l I b Okay, Allie, what do.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
You got, Dear Ali?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My husband plays video games almost all night long and
I have to wake up early for work.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
He works from home, so it doesn't really affect him.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I finally blew up about it, and a solution is
that we'll just sleep in separate rooms. We've only been
married for about nine months, and is it crazy to say?
Am I more important than video games? Or is this
going to be a fight now worth having?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
If you're sleeping. What's the difference.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
He's not playing video games in bed right?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sounds like sounds like he's playing video games in the bedroom, right,
Or why would they have to have separate bedrooms.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
He's just not coming.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
It's just because he gets to bed so late.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Maybe you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like right, because it doesn't sound like don't be crazy
if he's playing video games in the bedroom.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
This toys, It's okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I do separate bedrooms.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
I get bedrooms and let him play.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
What I'm saying is you aren't for him playing video
games loudly in the bedroom around?
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Can he put on headphones? He's talking to people though?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Will ply you have lights? I mean the light of
the TV would bother me. I couldn't have that in
my room.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't think the separate bedrooms is going to kill
your marriage.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I feel like it's not going to solve anything.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I bet she's annoyed though, that he's literally just zoned
in as an adult playing video.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Game paying attention to her.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I feel like that's probably actually the issue.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
This video games are so fun and women just hate them.
You guys just hate video games.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
We don't know. This is something I don't ever have.
I've never had this in my life, so I don't know.
So I can't really comment. Do you play video games?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
I don't because it's what I would do. You know
what I'm saying, I don't own a GA gaming system
because all of a sudden, I look up in nine
hours will have passed.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
There's a great quote by the Wide Receiver Chad o
Chosinco formerly Chad Johnson, and he goes, man, a girl,
girls will break up with you, girls will leave you behind.
You know it's not gonna leave me, FIFA. You know
it's not gonna leave me fortnite. You know it's not
gonna leave and it's yeah, it's always there. It's comforting.
But yeah, I mean make sure you and your guys
should be If he was working out constantly and that
(10:49):
was bothering you, that'd be an issue. If he was
doing don't look at video games as the hobby is
the issue. Just see how you guys can get more
hangout time together, because that does seem to be the issue.
That you're in bed alone and you feel like he's
not like he's ignoring you or something.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, why don't wait to be happy or annoyed.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
If she was all of a sudden like starting to
play video game, She's like, I'll just play with you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's the most annoying thing I've ever heard. Yeah, Oh,
will you want to join the fantasy football league? Honey,
that'd be great. Let's manage the team together, babe.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You know how many guys have called their handyman and
ordered gallows made when the wife goes, I'm going to
take up golf. Oh great, Okay, let's move on. We're
talking with Ali breen a l l I b r
e E, and I spell it because that's how you
find her on social media with your love troubles. I
think we're doing great so far. Let's get to our
next letter.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dear Allie, When me and my boyfriend see cute girls,
he'll always make a joke about turning our relationship into
an open relationship or having a threesome.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I know he's kidding, but it gets annoying and kind
of insulting.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Should I start making insulting jokes back at him to
make him feel that, or just be honest and tell
him it hurts my feelings?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm honest.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
What the hell people obviously joke about it. Yeah, maybe
she'll know what to do with me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
My god, that's a good one. I like that.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
He's not kidding, he's not kidding, he's testing, throwing it
out there, joking on the level, joking on the square.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh right, one of those like are you no, I'm
not into it unless you're into it, right?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Like?
Speaker 10 (12:18):
But if she's as cute guys and started doing that,
how would he react?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Like she's saying, I think she should start doing.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
That, And then what if he says, yeah, great, go
tell Lloyd to come on over. We'll do the Devil's
three way.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
You get back down and win for her.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I guess, I don't know. Now you've got two gay guys,
make it one?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Because Lloyd was a weird name for you to go to?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
You think all game inner named Lloyd, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
We can't solve this, Well, let's move on. What else
we got? Allie?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Dear Allie.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
When me and my oh sorry, my last girlfriend cheated
on me with one of my friends and they ended
up staying together, and it broke my heart stop talking
to both of them. But the other day she texted
me telling me how much she regretted it and she
really wanted to hang out. I said yes, And then
I just found out from my friend that they broke
up because he cheated on her.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
So now I feel like I'm just back up and walking. Matt,
what do I do here?
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Because you are?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
That sounds cold?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
But yeah, hey, look Nick Foles won a Super Bowl
coming off the bench. All right, man, you don't feel
bad that you're the B squad. You're in there, You're
playing the game. I really need some self worth, don't I.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I'm kind of with Willy on this though. If you
want to be with her and she's back, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I know, and I think people can be forgiven and
should be. And but boy, you worked hard on getting
over that, and.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It sounds like she's not coming back if he was
still right, and she's only back because the other guy
left her.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I mean, that's tough.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Also, not the question you're asking. Your friend must be
charming and handsome as hell. Those guys just out here
it out with every lady, charisma and girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
You know, sometimes I wish on this show remember the
old click and clack, the tap of a Brothers show,
the car talk and every once in a while they
they would talk to someone. Then two years later they'd
call them to see how their Toyota Corolla was running
now that they'd fixed it right. But sometimes we'd get
a we'd get a phone, get a letter from someone, Hey,
thanks for your advice, uh, and then talk about it
(14:26):
all it worked, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Or more likely, thanks for ruining my life. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Well, hey, look you're stupid enough to write usthing's gonna happen. Okay,
we're speaking with Ali Breen. Let's get to our next
letter on sexy time.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Dear Allie, my wife has a huge family and I
have a small one. So my family stays with us
for the holidays, and she thinks that means her family
should too. But when they stay at our house, we
don't have enough rooms for everyone, so they literally bring
sleeping mats or sleeping bags or whatever they need and
camp out all over the house. She said, with travel,
they can't really afford a hotel and it's only for
a few days.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
But I can't take it, so I.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Proposed that I go out and stay at my own
hotel while there. And she started crying and got really upset.
And now I'm stuck any advice.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yes, you just paid a huge error just sticking out.
It's only fair if your family know there. If they
stay at your house, they get the state. The other
family gets to stay too.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You'll be fine actually a time.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
But what if you pay for their hotel room?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
That sounds like it's a lot of hotel rooms though.
If the steaming pegs and.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
It's gonna suck, dude, you just gotta suck.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
It's gotta suck for a couple of days. From what
I understand is being married, a lot of it sucks.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That compromise sucks the same thing.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
I just love the idea of this guy being like, oh,
I could be surrounded by my inlaws or I could
be in a hotel bed.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Two beds.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I'm sleeping the other one, I'm watching MythBusters on TV.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Baby, he's got video games and watching Hairy Women and
Porno ties it all together. We have time for one
more letter, Ally Breen, Dear Allie.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
My boyfriend of six years doesn't want to get married
because he's been married twice before. Once was a greed
card marriage and once was a real marriage that he
has one child from. But he said he'll never get
married again. I'm mad at him because why should I
pay for the mistakes he made? And it's not about
marriage itself. It should be about the person, right, Like
the first two were wrong, but I should.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Be the right one.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Can I get him to lock it down? Or do
you think there's any coming out of this?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Dad? Don't want to take over here? Christie, I think
is the one. I mean, you mean, I never how
many times you've been married.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I've been married four. But it's because I didn't want
to get Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
When I was a kid, I asked you for going
to get remarried, and you told me marriages for suckers.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
And did you learn anything from that? Yeah, that marriages
for suckers. I'm single and I think advice and I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Want to throw Jessica under the bus. No.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
I grew up listening to the show and I thought
marriage was for suckers.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, she's gonna have to bub he's not going to do.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Tell him on the good points of it. That's all
I can think of. One thing that won't work is
nagging him about it that you are. Yeah, save the
nagging until you're married.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
He just gets her a ring, but they never get married.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh, that's the old seems you could be a partnership
that happens too.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Do you think that's what she wants though? Does she
want to get like eloped or does she want to
get married. I think she probably wants to get to
get married.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
We don't know.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Just wants she wants to have that security.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Just be like, dude, don't you want all your friends
to come over and get an open bar for the day.
It'll be a wedding, It'll be great.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I think it's a security issue for most.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
She could offer to sign a prenup. Then there you go.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
What's I'm legitimately having? Like a panic?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
I never realized that detrimental. This segment was to my own.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
To start thinking, have you ever had anyone try to
pressure you into getting married?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Or people?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Just know upfront, I have not had anybody try to
pressure me into getting married. And look, I've been in
serious relationships and you know, I joked that I'm a
commitment pholl, but I can't commit.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I just it is hard.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
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Speaker 7 (00:58):
Halloween is a tricky time to get just a candy
that you should buy because you just never can tell
how many beggars will ring the bell. So I bought
three bags, one hundred treats, one hundred and fifty kids.
That's to a piece, and that should be more than
last the night.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And I turned on the front porch light.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Fine, Now, the porch light is the signal deal. When
it's on you trick her treat. But if if the
light has been turned off, then the candy's gone.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
To move up the street, right, okay?
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Now the first kids came, all masked and cape a
fairy queen, and a bunch of grapes, a lot of vampires,
a pig on a poodle, a spider man, and a
box of noodles. And then I noticed that the bowl
of candy was dry, and the line of creatures was
still very long. So I ran and grabbed a jar
of change and passed it out till it was gone.
(01:59):
Chaine's he's a quarter kit I turned off the light,
but still they rang, the pirates and orangutan witches and orangutangs.
And in the kitchen I found the cookie box and
some mapples and bananas and the canna beans. I placed
them in the endless bag until the kitchen it was clean,
(02:21):
and I stepped out on the porch to say I
was done. But I noticed that my pumpkins were gone,
and a group of werewolves were carrying my lawn chairs
off the lawn. I shouted and rang after them, and
and by the time I had returned to trigger, treaters
were in my house. And carrying off my furniture. Harry
Potter had the table lamp and Superman, my Forever stamps,
(02:44):
and the fridge was carried out the door by two burly.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Girls from the Jersey shore.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
They took the books and the TV set, and they
took the carpets. They took the drapes and all the
pitchers off the wall, left with wizards.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Gobs and napes.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
And my stuff was moving out, and all I could
do was run about and but then trying to stop
and cry and shout, the light is out, the light
is out. I don't remember much more of the night.
I woke up in the bathtub just at dawn, freezing
in a pile of ice. My shoes, my clothes, and
my kidney gone. When they arrived, the cops looked bored. Yeah,
(03:22):
we've seen this happen before. The house cleaned out, the siding,
removed the shrubs, dug up, the porch light.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Unscrewed, and.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
You got no one you can blame. They're all masked
and underage. But I said, I turned out the porch light.
He shook out his head and looked away and said,
here's my card, keep it handy and next year maybe
buy more candy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Now, some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and
Tom next.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Year, broadcasting from her apartment with her librarian glasses on.
It's the lovely Allie Breen.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Hey, Allie, hey, I'm in full library and mood exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
You look great. Now let's get right too. With the
way this show works, we try to help people with
their love lives, and we're struggling to be successful. But
we'll try today to see if we can help anybody out.
What do you got that is not true?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We're killing it is the case, Dear Allie. I'm dating
a girl who doesn't shave, and she has hair everywhere armpits, legs, yes,
but also belly and nipples. I do a fair amount
of my own manscaping. Can I ask her to shave
or me? It seemed like a fun sexy activity if
I shave for her? Is that going to cause a problem?
Anyone have any experience with this?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well, I've never came across Well, I've just vomited a
little in my mouth.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I do like the idea of trying to make this
a fun sexy activity, like you know, we should bring
in the bedroom, sweetheart. Tweezers and a razors before.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh no, I got I was real nervous though.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It can be kind of hot.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
Really, Yeah, she liked it. I was just like, I'm
so afraid I'm gonna nick you.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Yeah, that angle phone is dangerous. Be careful.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, I mean I get that. Maybe suggesting to do
it would be the only way.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
To do it those Yeah, but it sounds like this
is your thing.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She's got to take it out.
Speaker 10 (05:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I would have immediately ran the other, run the other one,
and he.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Might need to look somewhere else if that's if he's
not into that.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of these annoying women they want
to have body hair.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Some people call them feminists.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I call them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Sister Lucy just shaved.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
No, people, just if you don't want to shave, like
some people have razor sensitivity issues, Like, there's a million
reasons you could be doing this, and I think you've
just got to be on board with it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Man, if that's what she wants, that's what she wants.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah. Is there in the in the world of a
lesbian relationships is hair a big thing? Is there more
or less than an hetero? Do we have a beat
on that, and I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I mean, even in regular heterosexual relationships, there has to
be a guy who's really into hairy women, right, Like
it has to be a thing just for people in.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
General in someway. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, if it's more for lesbian but that is like
a choice, like Willie said, and so it is more
of a feminist or like hippie choice.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
So maybe it is more in the lesbian community. I
have no idea.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
I don't know. The girls on my softball team still shaved,
so yeah, I don't know if it is purely lesbian
or if it's just like, yeah, I don't want to shave,
deal with it.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, Like I'm just lazy.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
If she's just lazy, he could maybe make it a
fun activity.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Well, I mean she sounds like a like in a ring.
I mean she's got hair and used to hair in
her nipples and I've seen pictures. What Yeah, Okay, well
let's move forward here. We're talking with Ali Breen. The
show is Sexy Time. What else have we got?
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Dear Ali, My boyfriend's a little freaky, which is usually
fine but sometimes kind of exhausting. His latest thing is
he likes to lay in the shower and have me
pee on him right before I shower.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
All right, and then he stays in the shower and
we shower together. Not really a big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It didn't affect me in a big way, so not
worried about it. But now he likes his head under
me so that I pee into his mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, it went too far.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I can't keep doing this. I'm dreading mornings.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
How can I without making him think I'm not fun?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Well, first of all, I hope you have a really
good toothbrush tooth.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I think you can honestly say, hey, honey, I really
have a lot of fun with you. I'll be honest.
This peeing thing isn't really for me, but I don't
but I want you to know I'm willing to have
fun in other ways and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
And just see how he responds. What if this is
like the best guys she's ever dated? What if this
is her like number one boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Well in that case, she should she should be able
to say something like that, you know, what if this
is step one, it could be about number two? Yeah, yeah, no, no,
I want to go right to three heat. This spoiled
devil egg.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Could he just bee into a cup in the morning
and she just pour it into his mouth?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Like?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Would that not get out?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Like you're going to the doctor's office every day.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
That's the gross part.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's no fun.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I think he wants it hot off, fresh from the tap.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, this may be for a proper question for a
qualified psychiatrist.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Brother, fresh from the tap did give you a real
good answer?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
A come from a bottle is pretty good, but sometimes
you want it from that McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Dat nice crushed ice fountain. Okay, let's move on once again.
If you want to reach Ali Breen, you can find
her on social media a l l I b our
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L l I b Okay, Allie, what do.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
You got, Dear Ali?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My husband plays video games almost all night long and
I have to wake up early for work.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
He works from home, so it doesn't really affect him.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I finally blew up about it, and a solution is
that we'll just sleep in separate rooms. We've only been
married for about nine months, and is it crazy to say?
Am I more important than video games? Or is this
going to be a fight now worth having?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
If you're sleeping. What's the difference.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
He's not playing video games in bed right?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sounds like sounds like he's playing video games in the bedroom, right,
Or why would they have to have separate bedrooms.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
He's just not coming.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
It's just because he gets to bed so late.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Maybe you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like right, because it doesn't sound like don't be crazy
if he's playing video games in the bedroom.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
This toys, It's okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I do separate bedrooms.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
I get bedrooms and let him play.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
What I'm saying is you aren't for him playing video
games loudly in the bedroom around?
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Can he put on headphones? He's talking to people though?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Will ply you have lights? I mean the light of
the TV would bother me. I couldn't have that in
my room.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't think the separate bedrooms is going to kill
your marriage.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I feel like it's not going to solve anything.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I bet she's annoyed though, that he's literally just zoned
in as an adult playing video.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Game paying attention to her.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I feel like that's probably actually the issue.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
This video games are so fun and women just hate them.
You guys just hate video games.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
We don't know. This is something I don't ever have.
I've never had this in my life, so I don't know.
So I can't really comment. Do you play video games?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
I don't because it's what I would do. You know
what I'm saying, I don't own a GA gaming system
because all of a sudden, I look up in nine
hours will have passed.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
There's a great quote by the Wide Receiver Chad o
Chosinco formerly Chad Johnson, and he goes, man, a girl,
girls will break up with you, girls will leave you behind.
You know it's not gonna leave me, FIFA. You know
it's not gonna leave me fortnite. You know it's not
gonna leave and it's yeah, it's always there. It's comforting.
But yeah, I mean make sure you and your guys
should be If he was working out constantly and that
(10:49):
was bothering you, that'd be an issue. If he was
doing don't look at video games as the hobby is
the issue. Just see how you guys can get more
hangout time together, because that does seem to be the issue.
That you're in bed alone and you feel like he's
not like he's ignoring you or something.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, why don't wait to be happy or annoyed.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
If she was all of a sudden like starting to
play video game, She's like, I'll just play with you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's the most annoying thing I've ever heard. Yeah, Oh,
will you want to join the fantasy football league? Honey,
that'd be great. Let's manage the team together, babe.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You know how many guys have called their handyman and
ordered gallows made when the wife goes, I'm going to
take up golf. Oh great, Okay, let's move on. We're
talking with Ali breen a l l I b r
e E, and I spell it because that's how you
find her on social media with your love troubles. I
think we're doing great so far. Let's get to our
next letter.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dear Allie, When me and my boyfriend see cute girls,
he'll always make a joke about turning our relationship into
an open relationship or having a threesome.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I know he's kidding, but it gets annoying and kind
of insulting.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Should I start making insulting jokes back at him to
make him feel that, or just be honest and tell
him it hurts my feelings?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm honest.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
What the hell people obviously joke about it. Yeah, maybe
she'll know what to do with me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
My god, that's a good one. I like that.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
He's not kidding, he's not kidding, he's testing, throwing it
out there, joking on the level, joking on the square.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh right, one of those like are you no, I'm
not into it unless you're into it, right?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Like?
Speaker 10 (12:18):
But if she's as cute guys and started doing that,
how would he react?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Like she's saying, I think she should start doing.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
That, And then what if he says, yeah, great, go
tell Lloyd to come on over. We'll do the Devil's
three way.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
You get back down and win for her.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I guess, I don't know. Now you've got two gay guys,
make it one?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Because Lloyd was a weird name for you to go to?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
You think all game inner named Lloyd, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
We can't solve this, Well, let's move on. What else
we got? Allie?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Dear Allie.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
When me and my oh sorry, my last girlfriend cheated
on me with one of my friends and they ended
up staying together, and it broke my heart stop talking
to both of them. But the other day she texted
me telling me how much she regretted it and she
really wanted to hang out. I said yes, And then
I just found out from my friend that they broke
up because he cheated on her.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
So now I feel like I'm just back up and walking. Matt,
what do I do here?
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Because you are?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
That sounds cold?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
But yeah, hey, look Nick Foles won a Super Bowl
coming off the bench. All right, man, you don't feel
bad that you're the B squad. You're in there, You're
playing the game. I really need some self worth, don't I.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I'm kind of with Willy on this though. If you
want to be with her and she's back, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I know, and I think people can be forgiven and
should be. And but boy, you worked hard on getting
over that, and.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It sounds like she's not coming back if he was
still right, and she's only back because the other guy
left her.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I mean, that's tough.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Also, not the question you're asking. Your friend must be
charming and handsome as hell. Those guys just out here
it out with every lady, charisma and girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
You know, sometimes I wish on this show remember the
old click and clack, the tap of a Brothers show,
the car talk and every once in a while they
they would talk to someone. Then two years later they'd
call them to see how their Toyota Corolla was running
now that they'd fixed it right. But sometimes we'd get
a we'd get a phone, get a letter from someone, Hey,
thanks for your advice, uh, and then talk about it
(14:26):
all it worked, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Or more likely, thanks for ruining my life. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Well, hey, look you're stupid enough to write usthing's gonna happen. Okay,
we're speaking with Ali Breen. Let's get to our next
letter on sexy time.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Dear Allie, my wife has a huge family and I
have a small one. So my family stays with us
for the holidays, and she thinks that means her family
should too. But when they stay at our house, we
don't have enough rooms for everyone, so they literally bring
sleeping mats or sleeping bags or whatever they need and
camp out all over the house. She said, with travel,
they can't really afford a hotel and it's only for
a few days.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
But I can't take it, so I.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Proposed that I go out and stay at my own
hotel while there. And she started crying and got really upset.
And now I'm stuck any advice.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yes, you just paid a huge error just sticking out.
It's only fair if your family know there. If they
stay at your house, they get the state. The other
family gets to stay too.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You'll be fine actually a time.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
But what if you pay for their hotel room?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
That sounds like it's a lot of hotel rooms though.
If the steaming pegs and.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
It's gonna suck, dude, you just gotta suck.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
It's gotta suck for a couple of days. From what
I understand is being married, a lot of it sucks.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That compromise sucks the same thing.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
I just love the idea of this guy being like, oh,
I could be surrounded by my inlaws or I could
be in a hotel bed.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Two beds.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I'm sleeping the other one, I'm watching MythBusters on TV.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Baby, he's got video games and watching Hairy Women and
Porno ties it all together. We have time for one
more letter, Ally Breen, Dear Allie.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
My boyfriend of six years doesn't want to get married
because he's been married twice before. Once was a greed
card marriage and once was a real marriage that he
has one child from. But he said he'll never get
married again. I'm mad at him because why should I
pay for the mistakes he made? And it's not about
marriage itself. It should be about the person, right, Like
the first two were wrong, but I should.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Be the right one.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Can I get him to lock it down? Or do
you think there's any coming out of this?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Dad? Don't want to take over here? Christie, I think
is the one. I mean, you mean, I never how
many times you've been married.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I've been married four. But it's because I didn't want
to get Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
When I was a kid, I asked you for going
to get remarried, and you told me marriages for suckers.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
And did you learn anything from that? Yeah, that marriages
for suckers. I'm single and I think advice and I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Want to throw Jessica under the bus. No.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
I grew up listening to the show and I thought
marriage was for suckers.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, she's gonna have to bub he's not going to do.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Tell him on the good points of it. That's all
I can think of. One thing that won't work is
nagging him about it that you are. Yeah, save the
nagging until you're married.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
He just gets her a ring, but they never get married.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh, that's the old seems you could be a partnership
that happens too.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Do you think that's what she wants though? Does she
want to get like eloped or does she want to
get married. I think she probably wants to get to
get married.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
We don't know.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Just wants she wants to have that security.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Just be like, dude, don't you want all your friends
to come over and get an open bar for the day.
It'll be a wedding, It'll be great.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I think it's a security issue for most.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
She could offer to sign a prenup. Then there you go.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
What's I'm legitimately having? Like a panic?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
I never realized that detrimental. This segment was to my own.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
To start thinking, have you ever had anyone try to
pressure you into getting married?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Or people?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Just know upfront, I have not had anybody try to
pressure me into getting married. And look, I've been in
serious relationships and you know, I joked that I'm a
commitment pholl, but I can't commit.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I just it is hard.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
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us on iTunes, google Play, and Stitcher For Bob and
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