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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Speaker 3 (00:57):
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I wish they.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Build a high away from mine Old Hawaii. Oh I
know that you can fly, but I'd rather dry ev.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
On the Ohioaii Win Hawaii Away, Glassy OHIAII Win Hawaii Away.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's the Ohioai Win Hawaii. I'm going to buy me
some pineapples when I'm in Hawaii, and a pound up
high apples when up pass through Iutah. Then I'll get
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an apple pie when I am in i Wi and
a palette of thermometers of the costco in OHI have
some pineapple pie apples, apple pie palet thermometers. On the Ohio.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Awa Hawaii Highway.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's the Ohio Hawaii Highway.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Everybody, It's the Ohio Why Highway.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
When I go to the dantist.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And he puts my gums to sleep, I can't feel
my tongue and teeth and my lips be like a
piece of meat when he's firing up this drear a
bit and I'm drowning in my own spit. I like
to sing along with the hits, like the Ohioiway. He's
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the Ohio.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Ohio.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
That's the end of the song.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
A great way to get your morning started.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
This is Bobbin Time Extra.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
We're gonna check in with the sporting scene.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
We were talking about the Dallas Cowboys and I won't
know what what was the Jerry Jones comment with respect
to the bunghole.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
That's some sort of term they use in Wildcat and
you were looking for oil, you need that bunghole. He
was talking about actually the Cowboys and some of the
signings they'd made, and sometimes they come up had bung hold.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Oh now I remember the reference.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah okay, yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
And by the way, we have a new mix. I
won't play the whole thing, but just just in case
you missed it, here's just a little bit little taste
of the original. Pinkered and Bowden a live version of
this tune in our show. Really holy hell.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Around.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah, there we go, There we go.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
What is with him in that guitar sound? I don't know,
he really likes that sound. Yeah yeah, who can argue
with them? Yeah, okay, it's very nice. What's going on
in the world? Actually, this this letter dear Bob and
Tom show. You guys remember the Chuck E Cheese mascot.
Oh yeah, Journel Jones. He was arrested at a restaurant
in Tallahassee on July twenty third for credit card theft
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and fraud. You remember he was in the mascot uniform.
I was in the Chucking Cheese uniform. There's a video
of it. There's well, there's not just any video of it.
They've released the bodycam video of here. It is now there,
they're doing the purple everything you thought it would be.
(05:21):
They're walking out. He's got the mouse head on. They
didn't give him a chance to take the head off.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
It just.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Unbelievable. The old and they take him out watch her.
Then they took his head off to get him into
the cruiser.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
Yeah, and he was in possession of the stolen credit cards.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Yeah, we were all thinking of the children.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
Yeah, of course, you feel like they could have taken
him out, they could have done something else.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Yeah, there have been awaited discreetly. Go were they afraid
he was going to run?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
I don't know, but you think they could coordinate with
the manager in some way and go, hey, the next
time he goes into the break room, we're going to
be in there, and.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Or make it funny. Oh yeah, pizza kids talk to
him about that, or.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Even I think that's still a little well sure, but
at least it's something.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Did you see over the weekend the Oregon duck fell
over and he lost his head as he fell over,
and he ran back into the tunnel.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
They fire him.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
But he did the right thing. No, they did the
right thing. He immediately ran for cover. If you lose
your head, you're not supposed to be seen if you're
did you know that Scott gear to be pro due
pete you have there? He goes large head.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Okay, we just watched the video of the person running
and uh okay, I mean it's oh yeah, it really
has to hustle back.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He does the right thing.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
What does somebody trip him?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Kind of He's like a attached to like a big spring.
At one point I think it's I think it was
part of the bid.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
The giant feet, I think are a problem.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
You think they would when they designed the suit. They
can design anything they want. I mean they I was
feet more uh conducive to running.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Well when I was leghorn, I'm surprised this doesn't have
I had a chin strap so that the helmet really
couldn't no kidding, that was a fixed to the head.
I'm surprised all mascots don't have that.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
And now, when and when you were a phone corn
linhorn to learn the dance moves, do they put you
in front of a mirror so you can see what
you're doing.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
No, no, you know, when you learn dance moves, you
can just you just dance, I feel.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Do you have big feet? Yeah, big feet right for.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
The Yeah yeah yeah yeah, but they yeah, and I
couldn't wear shoes in them.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah. So they were just like giant slippers essentially. Okay.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Were they hard to walk in?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:57):
You learned to really step high yep. And then the
funny thing was, after like a day of working, you
kind of still step.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Because you're used to the giant cock.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
You're right, right, right, yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Because of course he's baiting you don't rooster giant cock.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Yeah, very good, very good.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Get that thing.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
But you're what you're saying is it's that thing where
you get on a pair of poorly built stairs where
you get you get that kind of rhythm of the steps,
and then you get count of the last one and
it's too short. Yeah. Do you have any photographs of you?
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Asked wall Gorn, Like, yes, somewhere, and I know there's
I think there's still video of a show out there
that's my material.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, I'll have to see.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Hey, did you know South Carolina? You know what their
mascot is South Carolina. Are the game Cocks? The game cocks,
that's right, And they have a mascot who's a game cock.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
And that's the type of aviary I'm guessing.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
I don't aviary is probably one for hunting if it's game.
But on his jersey it says cocky cocky the game
cock hocky the.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Game makes sense?
Speaker 8 (09:04):
That is that is his name, and nobody says anything
about it. It's kind of like reminded me of Octopussy.
They just let it go. Well, one can be cocky. Yeah,
well it's still borderline naughty, is it not? What about
the children? No, not at all. Okay, dear Bob and
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Tom show as you talked about yesterday.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yes I too.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Tom. On my drive home, I passed the giant glass
building where if you look over you can see yourself
driving your car on the highway.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
And I've added that if you can also see yourself
waving at yourself, it's going to be a great day
if you're doing it in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Obviously.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
You know what it's a bad day is when you
wave at your reflection and it doesn't wave nothing there
there's something wrong.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
That means that means you see dead people.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
And he said, thanks to you Tom. Today, for the
first time, I indeed looked over and saw myself. When
I saw my car, I quickly thought, oh, that's a
cool car. Oh wait a minute, that's my car. I
looked back forward just in time to see slowing traffic.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yeah, please be careful out there. It was a close one.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, we were discussing what was it about, not a numerology,
but oh people that are believers in horoscopes and that
sort of thing. And you asked me if I did
any of that, and I don't, except I do when
I drive by that mirrored building, I look to see
myself and it's going to be a good day if
you see your reflection.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Ever, look at that building. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Maybe I don't want to start doing it.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Do you think when somebody a building like that has
to file like a variance because it's it's somewhat of
a distraction.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
How many birds hit that there?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
And probably a lot?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Yeah, you know, I would think.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
You know the building I'm talking about, the giant mirror.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, I can't look into it.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
Anytime I look in the mirror, I just want to
make out with myself, so I've really I had to
remove all the mirror I'd.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Like to speak on behalf of most of the people
in this room. I don't blame you. I'm often making
out with You're amazing. Thank you, John, Dear Bobbit top
show one more. This is for Josh. We all know
your take on Chef Boy r D.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I enjoyed the raveoli very much. Me too.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
If it wasn't an excellent product, it would not sell
so well. I believe you made that point. Uh, Josh,
I'm waiting for for you finally to realize all you
have to do is fill Mason jars with Chef Boy
r D product and then triple the price of the
local farmers market.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
There you go, done and done.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Then you be a refrigeration issue.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
That's from Josie.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
There really isn't.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
I mean the cans sit well, yeah, maybe if you
open them, I don't think. Well, I'll just call it,
you know, botulism flavored ravioli or whatever.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
You can taste it.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
So if you eat botchulism, does it tighten up your skin?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (11:57):
I think it kills you get very smelling it I
think can kill you.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, this begins all caps. Tom is so right on
this one. Now this we were talking about tipping lord
and Uh, I mentioned that I do like to tip.
I don't really carry cash anymore, but I've started to.
Just like Josh, I mentioned that I particularly enjoy tipping
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when you have a contest for tips where you have
two tip jars and it's kind of like voting. Uh.
This is from Kristin in Appleton, Wisconsin. I go to
two coffee spots, one being a chain. They both have
two tip jars asking you to pick your favorite. For example,
one said favorite vacation the beach or the mountains. All right,
(12:51):
I forget the most recent one I went to. It
was particular rock and roll bands. It could be Beatles
versus Stones.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I noticed the Dave Clark five and Moby Grape.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
No, it was the Dave Clark five versus the Beatles.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
They really had that.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
I put if you'd heard of the bands, that's fun.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
How many people that went in there didn't know Dave
Clark five.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Many that's because they're just not musically literate. That Dave
Clark five had some very nice songs.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
I feel sorry for the person that picked that band.
They didn't get any tips that day.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
I bet I can go into that coffee shop and
pick out the guy who insisted that Dave Clark five
was made part of that. He's the oldest guy in
the building, sweeping up in the back, but he was
having fun.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Doesn't that make you want to tip a little more
because you want to be part of them. You want
to be a voterer. I want to be one of
the guys voting. What would you put?
Speaker 6 (13:49):
What would your all between two things?
Speaker 7 (13:51):
You could do two jars? What would you put maybe
maybe two Stephen King movies versus that's.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Kind of fun vampires versus Yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It's some boy.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
That's a tough one. The best Stephen King movie? Mm?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
I mean, because you've got the great dramas that are
based on you know, Shawshank and yeah, Green Mile, Misery,
I mean those, some of those have supernatural elements. The
uh yeah something Halloween would be really fun every day?
Wouldn't it get you to vote?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Though?
Speaker 7 (14:19):
If you walked in and I'll wait a minute, I
gotta I gotta put in my three bucks here because
I want to vote for Shawshank, all right, right?
Speaker 8 (14:25):
I feel Josh is just going to say, you know,
why don't I just walk into the place and hand
them my wallet and you just take whatever you want
and then I'll just hand me my wallet back.
Speaker 9 (14:37):
I really do enjoy tipping good service, I really do.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
I think it's fun.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
It's fun. I just I prefer being able to do
it on the card.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Now.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Oh yeah, sure, did the letter writers say that they
have a Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
She just said that there are two places she goes
that have that. Yeah. Yeah, there's great coffee places in appletht.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
And then she gave me some names for girl dogs. Okay, oh,
because one of my children asked me the other day
what's a good name for a girl dog? And I
made several suggestions. Then she goes, so we're going to
get one, and I explained we already have two boy dogs.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
She goes, yeah, yeah, we need a girl Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Names Jeordie, Callista, Sienna, kitt, Gemma, Tulip or Sudden. We're
all good names.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Jordy is so cute, Sylvia Sylvia or Evelyn call her
ev that's a cute name for dog.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Champagne May like may m a E.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Sure, I think of an old old lady May Lady May.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
May May was my grandparents neighbor, and I would often
go over and visit her because she was a widow.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Would she show you?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Would she show you her?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You know? She never did, no matter how often I.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Begged, gravity not coming to them.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Ancient on that.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Note, and you were really young.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, the Dave Park five. Remember this, Josh, I'm
aware of it.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Yes, because if you were to vote for the Dave
Clark five, it will make you.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
I think this was a great song.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah, it's okay, that's fun, kind of lost in the shuffle.
That's why when you go to the coffee shop and
they say vote for the band is.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
The Dave Clark five day?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Why not have some fun.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
I think we could crash the Dave Clark five website
and they're just scratching their hair, going, what the hell
is going on?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
We should go on.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
I'm not sure how many of the Dave Clark five
are six feet under.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
I would at least think it's down to the Dave
Clark too.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Yeah, or maybe one Clark was the drummer. Yeah, yeah,
a fun band. We'll be moving on here, coming up.
Like I said, we got al Ja, Joe Tea, al
j and Joe t Willie g and that's not Al Johlson, And.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Well, I just don't want the listener to be confused
by all the al Jays. It's not Al Jardine, but
it's not Al Jolson.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Al Jardine of course of the Beach Boys, whose birthday
was just a couple of days. The Beach Boys so wonderful.
Now should do beat Beach Boys versus Beatles?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Who would you?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Who do you put on the tiptre?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Beatles versus A I would?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
I would absolutely get in the ring with mikel you
would and beat him to brilliant.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
A colossal more stuff that comes out with Just be quiet, Mike.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
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