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Tom Griswold was a hand, Yes, he was born with
an ego that was big as a mountain.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Was he?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Tom Griswold was a ham, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
A big ham.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
And he told all the ladies he was hung like
a mighty yoak tree with a mouth like a sewer,
and the ball manure was.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
No more.
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Bob and Tom, you don't want to, don't.
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He live without it.
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This is Bob and Tom ext.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's mister Dave Dugan.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
How's going? I uh am here a little earlier than
last time. I haven't been up this early since I
was buying live bait. But good to be back. So
nice to see you again, Dave.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You once again, Dave. We don't like to have guests
that have better voices than we do. And as I
said yesterday, get more head. What I meant was more hair.
Sorry he has more hairy Sorry you and I I apologize.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
A good good head of hair. What's your secret? What's
my secret? Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I don't I don't have a secret. Is there a secrets?
I guess so, yes, would be just it's probably a
glandular problem. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, you look very nice. Now. A couple of quick things.
We've been reviewing candy bars. Of course I bought a
bunch of candy other day. What are the things? What
are the zen tablets? Zin Zin pouch? All those pouches? Yeah, yeah,
it's a nicotine pouch. Have they done a candy version
of that?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I don't think that we need to just indoctrinate all
children and using tobacco products immediately, because.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
There is big League chew of course there is, which
is the bubblegum that's made to look like chewing tobacco,
but it.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Tastes good for about three seconds, which is about twice
as long as a fruity stripe.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Right, worst gum, worst gum ever ever?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Is that the Yipes stripes? Yes? Did they still make that?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah? Do you remember bubble tape that would come in
the Loved Bubbles six feet of bubble gum? Were you
about them?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't know, I believe so, yeah, I sure hope.
So I've seen it in the last two or three years.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Okay, good, there's this kid. He wouldn't pull it out,
he would just take a bite of it like it
was an apple. He's got to be in prison now.
That is just that is crazy for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And then we did some research. Remember we found a
bunch of Clark bars. Uh, they're still out there. Never
remember what was number one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Number one in candy? Yeah, Reese's Peanut butter Cup.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah. We turned to Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance
news desk, what's happening?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Well, we're not going to talk about candy. We're going
to talk about tech items from the past that have
become obsolete.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Rotary telephone, sure, that's been gone for a while.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
They've been gone for long time, forty years.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Probably at least public telephone booths are there are?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, there's actually one in Illinois because I called my
family from it, just say hey, I'm on a telephone.
How'd you get it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
How did you get the drug dealer in front of
you to get off the phone?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Is your ear still sticky? It was a bit weird. Yeah,
it was a quarter, well thirty five cents. I think
it was a quarter and a dot. Oh wow, about
two quarters in. I told him keep the change you
kind of on the table. Pat and Dave long time
stand up comedians. Did you ever experience the rotary phone
(04:42):
in a motel or hotel that had the lock on
it a lot? Yes? Oh yeah, what absolutely, Like it's
a shopping cart at al d. How did it work? Yeah?
It was just a small lock so that you couldn't
move the like your finger would only go back.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
How did you get it on?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Was like a key type thing that came with the
bed bugs and vibrating.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
That's amazing to keep you from making lawn distance phone calls?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes, phone call?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Wow? Obsolete? What else is obsolete?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Wired landlines? Who still has a landline?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't, Tom I think does right, Yeah, but it's
attached to the alarm. Oh, it's like I'm back up
to the alarm now.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I'm not a total I'm still a little old. So
I still have cable. Yeah, like an actual cable that
runs from the green box in the yard to my home.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
That's got to be going away. There are still people
that do. I just got rid of it when I moved.
I had cable dumb phones, which is a basic mobile phone.
But I thought you could still get a basic cell
phone that just called.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, but the numbers are down surely, Yeah, I mean
as opposed to one that you can do texting on
right access the internet.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Because there are a lot of especially older folks that
don't need all that don't want all that. They just
want a phone.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
They need what a high quality well, not a phone.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah. Some are very close to death, and you don't
want to confuse them at the end. Yeah, you don't
want to confuse them investing in a brand new phone
for somebody who's like, really, just yeah, holding the reaper's hand.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, you don't want to, you don't want to unloaded
move the number of steps that day and it was zero.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Or it's the number of steps they felt.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh gosh, Josh, how dare you make fun of the elderly?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And dad? How dare you make fun of your peers?
I just can't believe this.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Pagers and beepers have gone obsolete. Do doctors still use
them occasion?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't. I was in a hospital not too long.
I didn't see any of the but a few years
ago I can remember doctor walking by with a really
elaborate page.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You just got a Patriot the other day out back
and then like you wait out in your car.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You kept you kept it, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh yeah? And Donnie Baker had about four You know.
My grandma like to loudly announce that she wanted to
hold the vibrator at the restaurant.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Did she know what she was doing a little bit?
She had no clue.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Could I have the vibrator? No, Christy, she didn't sit
on it was ready and I finished. She had some
we were Grandma and another or that's they're unlimited you
know that to be.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Like family, They're not unlimited, they're endless. Okay, that has
to be. That has to be a chapter title for
your book. Grammy had an orgasm at Hall of Garden.
People are people are going to turn the page. They
want to know what happened.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Other things that are absolete.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
But how many restaurants do you think do the vibrator
thing versus now taking your phone number?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think COVID helped sort of kill the vibrator.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
I love the vibrator thing, and then as soon as
vibrates I pick it up, I go oh, hello, oh,
our table's ready, and then I go, oh, that's not
a phone.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Makes my little sisters laugh every Yeah, good on you.
It's a good like you got kids hanging out.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The next time you and I go to a restaurant,
I insist you do that for me. Josh, you're gonna
love it. It's such a good time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
By the way, I think we need to give awards
for people in regular day to day jobs. People who
do great things. They never get awards. Oh I like this, Yeah,
how about an award for the people that are the
cooks at you You just mentioned the place that still
has the vibrators, these casecake factory. Yes, you're up with
their menu. You think, well, there's some guy in the
kitchen and some lady kitchen. They've got to.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Make all this stuff.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Yeah right, there's a nineteen year old immigrant with an
adder op prescription going to work back there, you knows.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, here's four hundred things to matter. What else is obsolete?
Christie Lee?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Let's see fax machines?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And there's a bunch of really cool movies I think
it was, is it Bullet and Bullet? Yeah, And then
in which in which they do do that, and there's
an old fashioned fax type machine and they're they're I
think it's and they're sending a photograph of somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And it happens a bullet and the usual suspect, the
usual side, and it goes lining by laster in the
usual suspects, and it does in.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Bullets, and it's obviously that's that's gone away.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
But remember in almost famous uh the oh, the dude
who was running the Rolling Stone. He was the main
editor at the time, John Winter, no Asian dude, all right,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forget his name. His
name was yea, yeah something. I do yes, thank you. Yeah,
he was great. He uh, but he's talking on the phone.
(09:45):
He says, hey, fax me your pages to the young
journalists and facts me your pages. It's this new thing.
It only takes twenty minutes of page. It's like, dude,
I can just read it to you at that pace. Yea.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Now, Christy and AESL backed me up on this. During
the Gulf War, the fax machine was still going on.
Every two minutes. We would get a facts of the
sledgehammer on the Campbell's balls launching the missiles.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Missiles.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
We we papered Dean's office with them. We had, you know, constantly.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Don't They still fax over prescriptions though sometimes?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, that was one of my that was my one
of my jobs when I worked for Express Scripts.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Yeah, I mean still to this day. I think they'll
call them in or fax them.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Over, and what what they end up doing is you
you facts, but it ends up being going to a
computer like an email. Oh okay, but it still really
works that way. Yeah, it's wild, okay, Willy. Back in
the day, they used to fax memes. Really, yes, they did,
exactly what that was. Why wou't you just send him
on your phone? Now? That's right there, you know, Willie.
Our phones now are like they're like many computers.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Things that have gone absolete. Floppy discs, Yeah, those are gone.
Dial up in internet.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That just what AOL announced what two or three weeks
ago that they were done, but they're still what did
it say? There were still like, uh, several thousand people
that still had it, and there's a couple of small
companies that are now serving them. I'm not sure why,
but I'm sure there, as I mentioned or whatever, various
various people that that's sort of part of their Pavlovian
(11:24):
erection inducing uh, their their pre game. They hear that
sound and it reminds them of how they would access
porno back in the day.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
The last time you were in a pay toilet pay toilet, I.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Was yeah in the UK at the train station.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Really, yes, so annoying, Yeah that should be.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
I don't know what are they the weight?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Annoying?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yes, it's like you check out, you have a serious
serious events. They locked you in.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
You know what brex they don't use Zero's they use.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Or whatever.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
I don't remember how much it was. That's James Park,
the same thing. They had to pay to go there too, but.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's just that's just encouraging some you know, whole boat
of deuce right there in the stairway.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
The cathoid ray tube, the CRT monitor gone away. Mmm,
calculators are now on your phone. You don't need those
typewriters of course we all know have gone away. The
v h s, the VHS, exeptr Ace's house, Beta Max.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Beta Max. Yeah, it's like they were like big. It
looks like a vinyl record, but it was more like
a DVD.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Right now, that's a laser disc.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Those have gone on.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Beta Max was the competing technology to VHS that lost
out in about the early eighties.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
It was a.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Smaller version of EHS tape and back to the TV.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Stations using it was the superior technolog You guys know
so much, My goodness.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, they're still you mentioned calculators. The kids are still
using Uh what are they? Scientific calculators?
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Because I just had to buy one and they're one
hundred and forty seven of them.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Were kidding me firteen ninety three. If you give me
that thing, I'll go to play games on there. It's
pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, I had the instrument.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I had the T one thousand and oh no, you
got this. It just kept telling me I wanted to
kill Sarah Connor. That is a nerdy joke, But I
remember my parents scrambling to scrape together money to buy
all of us calculators. Yeah, and they were pissed because
four boys, but we were far enough apart to where
(13:50):
they needed the next gender, each kid calculator.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
If it doesn't have scientific notation, to see a piece
of crap, just.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Silly portable DVD players.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And by the way, they're making a comeback, are they?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
At least?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And I know portable CD players Now there's some of
them that have blue tooth and you can hook speakers
up to them and stuff. Uh so that's kind of
nice to know at least something's coming back.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, slide projectors, those are gone, overhead projectors, boom boxes
and walkman. The boombox though, you're kind of talking about
that because that is one of those. I have one
of those altogether things where yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I love the boom box.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Really yeah, rock around with it on your shoulder.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
No, no, take it out in the yard and fire
it up, Willie.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
There was a time when we would refer to those
as ghetto blasters. Yeah, out blinking about it. Yeah, we
had no clue, perfectly acceptable list written ghetto blast.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah yeah, I graduated high school in twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
We were saying it. Yeah, there was no malice behind
Oh no, yeah, but on paper you kind of go,
oh wait a second. Yeah, I got one with detachable speakers,
but the chord was about a foot and a half
exactly right. I would take it outside and take the
speakers off, move them.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
And then you hadn't faced each other, and then you
give your little brother a hearing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You put them right in the middle. You hear anything,
hear anything, but.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
See, ghetto can mean there can be all kinds of
different various ethnic ethnicities.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, of course, but there but there Admittedly it was not.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Didn't mean various this LEAs it meant exactly one thing
in that case. Yeah yeah, yeah, kind of a United
States of America urban. Uh you know where I'm going
with it? Of course, ye, into the into a some
that you're not going to riscue me from, you sho piece.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The second, paper maps and.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Paper maps and phone books, you guys, You guys voiced
a text very much.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't at all, but I probably it's.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I've lost quite a few friends doing the voice to test.
Oh yeah, you should proof read that I got a
hurry though. Well, I had an appointment with our plumber
that I'd said. His name's Carl. He's been our plumber
for years, and I texted him and and Senate and
then I looked down and said it, Hey, Carl, I said, hey, hey, girl,
are we still on tomorrow for two thirty? So that's
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a toilet that never got plun.
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