November 26, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Comedian impressionist Frank Caliendo. He's coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
November is heating up for US soccer.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
In States needs to be a little more monstery week,
International friendlies.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For the mid.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh callum.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That was an asking by the Black Friday Friendly for
the women.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
We understand that.
Speaker 7 (00:40):
Listen anywhere on the go with you Westwood One Sports
Out and the Behind the Scenes Stories cast the US
Soccer Podcast.
Speaker 8 (00:47):
Boy, do we have an episode for you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform. That's the last
thing of stupid Redneck says before he dies.
Speaker 8 (00:56):
What Hi, y'all watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's my people. It's our way of making sure you
haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 9 (01:14):
Tom.
Speaker 10 (01:15):
I believe we're joined by one of our favorite people,
not very comedian, but one of our favorite people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Frankie. Looks like you're calling from outer space. Are you
in your basement. What's happening there? No, I'm in I'm
in space.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
I'm in cool I Yeah, I got Elon musk was
you know it would be excellent too.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
You know that's my that's extent from Mos. That's like
it is mos Mos. Okay, yeah, ok wow, Oh my god,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Frank Kellando is a famous impressionist and pat your impression
of Frank.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
I like, Frank, I have voice, hard work. How'd I
fall for that? Yeah, I'll tell you, Frank, what is that?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
What's the easiest voice that you ever did?
Speaker 8 (02:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That just immediately clicked?
Speaker 11 (02:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (02:14):
Everything he said for mine?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
First of all, my own voice most difficult because people, nobody,
nobody really wants to hear it.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Uh, I'm going to oh sad voice. That was a
sad moment.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna say whatever. I'm doing a lot
of currently actually, So for a while it was the
Morgan Freeman. I could just you know, roll right into
it if I need it to.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Right now.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
It's pretty much John Crude. Because I spent a couple
of weeks with him, or a couple of days. It
just felt like a couple of weeks, you know what,
I mean, man, that's a little spider two. Why banana
cream pie?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
That's tremendous right there.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I was out in Tampa and I can't even say
Tampa without sounding like Tampa.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Man, that's Tampa too, right there.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So I was out in tamp Up doing some shows
and I went over to see him and he's, you know,
doing the unboxing stuff that he does with barstool and
all those things. And I unboxed some things with him,
and then he called into a show. I was on
a show and he called in. He's like, you know,
I'd do a lot more than just open up boxes, man,
you know that, right?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
I'm like, like, what they closed boxes? Back up? Reopen them?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I guess I don't know, man. I was thinking about
doing him for trick or treating, Like he pulls aside
some kid with candy insteads going, well you got in
that plastic pumpkin.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Man, there's a lot of good stuff right there. Is
that laughy taffy. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Man like better than laughing taffy, mister goodbar man, I'll
tell you what I love, mister goodbar.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did you see did you see by chance the new uniforms?
Speaking of bananas that were being sported the all yellow uniforms.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, by the Chargers, and people online said it was
like the Minions, and then the Colt shared on their
official Instagram grew as a Colts fan looking over his minions,
comparing the Chargers to the Minions.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
It's it's quite rude to do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And internet culture.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
You got to tell you what grew.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's one half of grew then, Man, I'd love.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
To have some of those minions.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
You have those little guys running around, the guy with
the fark gun.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Man, I'll tell you what. That's a problem.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Man.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I can't understand what these little guys are saying. And
they're always talking to each other and their eyes are
bugging out. Once you got a Bunsen.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Burger over there, I can't believe.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
This little yellow guy is doing some sort of I
don't know, the magic trick.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is it magic science?
Speaker 8 (04:42):
I got science and magic confused?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Man?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
That happens?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh gosh. Franke Kelly and it was our guest. He's
my second favorite impressionist. Uh, my favorite impression of course Monet.
Oh naturally. Yeah, that's the benefits of a classical education, Frank,
that's true.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I didn't know where.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
I was waiting for a Jay Farrow or somebody else,
somebody and I was like, oh, I'll take second.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I don't care. And then that was the monette and
I was like, no, no, no, not taking second.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Off the air. We were talking about my least favorite
comedy show of all time, which was that show Make
Me Laugh. The object was the stand in front of
a comedian and not laughing. It really, that show made
me angry. You know, it's doing the opposite. Did you
ever have to go on that one?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
That was? They would not have me on. They said
I wasn't good enough.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're kidding.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
That was the first thing I tried to get on
on television. It was on Comedy Central Make Me Laugh.
And I remember I had been just doing colleges and
worked to try and get out and I met a
manager and the manager that I was with for quite
a while, Barry Katz.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
I don't know if you guys have ever heard.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Of unbelieve it's incredible you've never heard him. This is
exactly the weak Why why would you want to do
why would you want to do?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Make me laugh? You have such a talent. We're going
on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
We're going to have you making movies in exact what
year is it.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
It's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I believe that in the near future there will be
all sorts of I don't know media that people look
at their phones and just see you on it. You
will be I can see it right now. Man, you'll
be on the bob and Top from space. It'll be unbelieved.
(06:47):
You can do your you can do. You're not quite ready.
Elon musk impression. That'll be awesome. Hold on, try and
guess where am I looking.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
So good? I think you're looking all different directions. This
is very disturbing.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yes, that's exactly. It's like Jeff Goldbloom. He's in He's
like a painting in a haunted house.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's dead on frank, uh, gold gold Bloom is back.
He's in Wicked. Wicked.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Now what's this, of course, the Wicked Witch? Yes, oh no,
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
I was trying to figure out why I cut you
off because you could have given me more info because
apparently I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
That's nothing new.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, gold Bloom will be back, so you can dust
that one off.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Oh, that's never been undusted, that one's been that one's
that one's been collecting the dust for a while. Yeah,
so wait, undusted, you can undusted. Wait, Uh, let me
think about it. Uh, I'll use the vacuum. Uh.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Accompaniments.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah. Our guest is a comedian, Frank Caliendo. Frank, any
any new voices that may be semi hatched. You haven't
polished him off yet, anybody?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah, I mean there's always I'm trying to think of
what's something that What have I been throwing out there lately?
They always take The difficult thing when they're new is
they don't have them set to muscle memory, and it
takes like a few minutes to get to them. I've
been working on the Billy Bob Thornton. I know, I
don't like again, it'll it'll, it won't come off very well.
(08:32):
But if I've noticed that he talks around his mouth
like his teeth are clenched.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
And he's I can't believe that's what that? You know
it's in there?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
So just like I said, it's not I got I've
got five of those that I could bore you with.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So uh is it is part of the difficulty with
with culture being so uh sort of sort of spread out.
Everyone's got their own kind of little bubble. They're living
and finding something.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
I mean, there is that element who's going to see everybody.
That's why I mean, I don't get political, but the
people who were in politics, presidents are always everybody knows them.
Everybody's seen them, right, everybody sees them constantly. And we're
going to I do the Library Trump, I do the
Quiet Trump, the one where you.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Got a lot of books.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
There's a little.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
There's a lot of words. And what we're gonna do.
We're gonna do something great time. We're gonna do something
very great. They're gonna do it. They're very great. We're
going to make Halloween great again. They cover the full harvest.
I said, we can't call it for a harvest. Halloween
were puddy. We're gonna do a lot of things. They
had some M and ms and they melted in my hands,
(09:43):
and I said.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
We're gonna fix that. We're gonna fix it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We're adding another M.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
It's gonna be M and.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
M and ms.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
We're gonna three three M.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
It's a company and they're great, and they're in Cincinnati,
by the way, doing a great job there. Willie int
again over the dep uses his hands too much. Mister
good Bye, didn't be mister great bar. He's gonna be
one hundred grand, two hundred grand. We're doubling it, going
(10:14):
to get rid of the anciente candy bull.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
There's a lot of bad kids.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
There's a lot of bad kids taking too. He said,
pick one, take one, and these bad kids they're taking
penfuls and then there's not nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
There's nothing left for the other kids.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
The good kids, good the bad kids, they're the bad
kids there, Frank, that was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Frank, calliando, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Frank, when you would trick or treat as a as
a kid, would you slip into the impressions of the costume.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
You were wearing? Uh No, I was real quiet. Okay,
yeah I was. I was very quiet.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
And I should do that type of stuff when kids
come to the door here though, right, I should break
into a Liam Neeson.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
That's some very interesting attire you're wearing, and in that
pirate suit. I don't know who you are, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Know what you want.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
If you're looking for chocolate, you've rung the wrong doorbell.
They would just be grown up. Stop.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
I have nothing what you're looking for. What I do
have are a very particular set of skittles. Skittles I've
acquired a very long trip at CVS. Skittles that make
me a nightmare for chucoholics like you. Now, that'll be
the end of it. But if you don't, I will
(11:45):
find you. I will hunt you down, and I will
make you taste the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Ladies and gentlemen, Frank, Kelly and too good Man. Yeah,
we better not go to you, father Frank, you cannot
possibly top those last two. Dude, Although with Halloween, does
that give you an excuse to do some of the
dead guys?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Being alive by self gives me an excuse to do
some of the dead guys. I mean it's some funny.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
People always want to want to hear those. I mean,
that's the thing is I get people who wanted to
hear more John Madden, you.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Know you do a little bit of this, you do
a little bit of that boom.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
I mean, you got that's that's Madden breaking down there.
You know you got you got a chunky Do they
make chunky anymore? What do they think Charles Barkley. I
think they're doing San Antonio. They got those big old
chunk of women.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Did you see Charles by the way last night? I
mean he's he's lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Uh, he's I guess he's doing the ozempic kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
It's not cheating, it's science.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
And the guys were busting like, don't throw away, don't
throw away the old wardrobe.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yet he's he'll be back like, don't throw away the
old wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Frank, Kelly and Frank, what's you have to watch a
lot of sports? You do a bunch of great sports impressions?
What sports you actually enjoy watching the most?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Can I time in here? I would say that Frank
doesn't enjoy anything. Will be in the car.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I want to listen.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Hey, we're in Milwauke.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
You're from Milwauke.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
You want to listen to Milwalk now the local sports. No,
I don't want to listen to that right now. And Willy,
don't put your podcast about the Pacers bench on again.
He does not enjoy anything with sports. He just likes
complaining about it.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
There is an element of that which would make me
a great sports broadcaster.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Just complaining constantly about the sports. I don't know my brain.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Michelle wanted to my wife wanted to watch a TV show.
We've been watching a bunch of TV shows lately, and
I don't know, Like there's just times where I just
want to zone out, and that seems to be most
of the time apparently, So yeah, and especially driving, I
don't know what I do like to just clear my mind.
(13:59):
And Willly does listen to stuff that is intricate and intricate,
and you're going, why would anybody care about any of
this information? And but apparently apparently people do, and Willy
is one of those people generating revenue for them somehow.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I thought the podcast about the coffee TJ McConnell drinks
was very interesting, but I guess not.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Frank, Kelly and Frank, are you watching any of the
serialized shows the Big Ones on right now? But by chance,
are you watching Task on HBO? It's a great show,
Mark Ruffalo.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
It is it's Mark Rufe.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I had no idea I was even in that.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
That's does he's playing as type of character buddy? Yeah,
he is a former priest. That's an FBI detective. It
is exactly Ahock's energy the.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Whole time's tremendous. That's it's the best show I've seen
in ages.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
That's just good. So he's a he's a detective detective,
so he's like Colombo. It's like very much so disheveled.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
One more thing, Uh that uh that you said you
were wearing two shoes? Why are you only wearing one
shoe right now? That's that seems to me never mind,
it's it doesn't mean Wait a second, my wife said,
you know.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
My chills me pardon me, that sounds like my act.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
There.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
There was one moment a couple of weeks ago where
it was straight out of Colombo. It was, yeah, you
know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, that's a good
show to watch. What what shows forgetting about impressions? What
shows are you actually enjoying with your wife?
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Land Man? Been watching land Man?
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
And that's why the Billy bub sure you know that
in there? Uh? And uh?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Doc have been getting into Doc She really loves Doc,
which is about the doctor who gets in an accident,
loses her memory for the last eight years, and realizes
her life is completely different than the eight years she's lost.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
And it's that that's that's a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Have you watched The Pit Uh?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
No, is that a medical drama?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, that's the one that the doctor say, that's the
most accurate ever. It's about an emergency room in Pittsburgh.
It's really good.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oh really, Okay, then maybe I will because I've been
avoiding that because I didn't want to have two medical
dramas going on in my head at the same time.
So I told her we couldn't watch that now. So
now she's gonna be upset because I'm listening to you
and not her about it.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh sorry, So no, No, A real quick Frank, if
you're on the road and you're trying to catch up
with your are you allowed to watch a show that
you're watching with your wife without her? There is that
considered cheating?
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yes it is.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
And I would consider her cheating if she wants nothing
without me, because she's done that before, where she wanted
to watch something and said, don't watch this without me,
and I held true to it. I came back and
she'd watched it with her friend. I was like, well, no,
you can't do that, and she basically said, I can
do it.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Ever, I want to.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Frank, Caliendo is on the road, and Frank obviously brilliant
comedian and just a tremendous live show. And be sure
to go see Frank live and in person. You can
google mister Caliendo and find out exactly how to get tickets.
Unless you know how.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Everything's on Frank onstage dot com. You don't even have
to spell collendo, which you know is see alien do
but Frank on stage dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And isn't it true that anyone who sees your show
will win at least ten thousand dollars with the casino?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah, that's for purposes of this is just comedy.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, Thanks Frank, always a great play, Frank. That's it
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Comedian impressionist Frank Caliendo. He's coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
November is heating up for US soccer.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
In States needs to be a little more monstery week,
International friendlies.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For the mid.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh callum.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That was an asking by the Black Friday Friendly for
the women.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
We understand that.
Speaker 7 (00:40):
Listen anywhere on the go with you Westwood One Sports
Out and the Behind the Scenes Stories cast the US
Soccer Podcast.
Speaker 8 (00:47):
Boy, do we have an episode for you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform. That's the last
thing of stupid Redneck says before he dies.
Speaker 8 (00:56):
What Hi, y'all watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's my people. It's our way of making sure you
haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 9 (01:14):
Tom.
Speaker 10 (01:15):
I believe we're joined by one of our favorite people,
not very comedian, but one of our favorite people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Frankie. Looks like you're calling from outer space. Are you
in your basement. What's happening there? No, I'm in I'm
in space.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
I'm in cool I Yeah, I got Elon musk was
you know it would be excellent too.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
You know that's my that's extent from Mos. That's like
it is mos Mos. Okay, yeah, ok wow, Oh my god,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Frank Kellando is a famous impressionist and pat your impression
of Frank.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
I like, Frank, I have voice, hard work. How'd I
fall for that? Yeah, I'll tell you, Frank, what is that?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
What's the easiest voice that you ever did?
Speaker 8 (02:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That just immediately clicked?
Speaker 11 (02:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (02:14):
Everything he said for mine?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
First of all, my own voice most difficult because people, nobody,
nobody really wants to hear it.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Uh, I'm going to oh sad voice. That was a
sad moment.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna say whatever. I'm doing a lot
of currently actually, So for a while it was the
Morgan Freeman. I could just you know, roll right into
it if I need it to.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Right now.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
It's pretty much John Crude. Because I spent a couple
of weeks with him, or a couple of days. It
just felt like a couple of weeks, you know what,
I mean, man, that's a little spider two. Why banana
cream pie?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
That's tremendous right there.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I was out in Tampa and I can't even say
Tampa without sounding like Tampa.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Man, that's Tampa too, right there.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So I was out in tamp Up doing some shows
and I went over to see him and he's, you know,
doing the unboxing stuff that he does with barstool and
all those things. And I unboxed some things with him,
and then he called into a show. I was on
a show and he called in. He's like, you know,
I'd do a lot more than just open up boxes, man,
you know that, right?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
I'm like, like, what they closed boxes? Back up? Reopen them?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I guess I don't know, man. I was thinking about
doing him for trick or treating, Like he pulls aside
some kid with candy insteads going, well you got in
that plastic pumpkin.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Man, there's a lot of good stuff right there. Is
that laughy taffy. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Man like better than laughing taffy, mister goodbar man, I'll
tell you what I love, mister goodbar.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did you see did you see by chance the new uniforms?
Speaking of bananas that were being sported the all yellow uniforms.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, by the Chargers, and people online said it was
like the Minions, and then the Colt shared on their
official Instagram grew as a Colts fan looking over his minions,
comparing the Chargers to the Minions.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
It's it's quite rude to do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And internet culture.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
You got to tell you what grew.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's one half of grew then, Man, I'd love.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
To have some of those minions.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
You have those little guys running around, the guy with
the fark gun.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Man, I'll tell you what. That's a problem.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Man.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I can't understand what these little guys are saying. And
they're always talking to each other and their eyes are
bugging out. Once you got a Bunsen.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Burger over there, I can't believe.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
This little yellow guy is doing some sort of I
don't know, the magic trick.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is it magic science?
Speaker 8 (04:42):
I got science and magic confused?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Man?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
That happens?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh gosh. Franke Kelly and it was our guest. He's
my second favorite impressionist. Uh, my favorite impression of course Monet.
Oh naturally. Yeah, that's the benefits of a classical education, Frank,
that's true.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I didn't know where.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
I was waiting for a Jay Farrow or somebody else,
somebody and I was like, oh, I'll take second.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I don't care. And then that was the monette and
I was like, no, no, no, not taking second.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Off the air. We were talking about my least favorite
comedy show of all time, which was that show Make
Me Laugh. The object was the stand in front of
a comedian and not laughing. It really, that show made
me angry. You know, it's doing the opposite. Did you
ever have to go on that one?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
That was? They would not have me on. They said
I wasn't good enough.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're kidding.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
That was the first thing I tried to get on
on television. It was on Comedy Central Make Me Laugh.
And I remember I had been just doing colleges and
worked to try and get out and I met a
manager and the manager that I was with for quite
a while, Barry Katz.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
I don't know if you guys have ever heard.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Of unbelieve it's incredible you've never heard him. This is
exactly the weak Why why would you want to do
why would you want to do?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Make me laugh? You have such a talent. We're going
on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
We're going to have you making movies in exact what
year is it.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
It's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I believe that in the near future there will be
all sorts of I don't know media that people look
at their phones and just see you on it. You
will be I can see it right now. Man, you'll
be on the bob and Top from space. It'll be unbelieved.
(06:47):
You can do your you can do. You're not quite ready.
Elon musk impression. That'll be awesome. Hold on, try and
guess where am I looking.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
So good? I think you're looking all different directions. This
is very disturbing.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yes, that's exactly. It's like Jeff Goldbloom. He's in He's
like a painting in a haunted house.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's dead on frank, uh, gold gold Bloom is back.
He's in Wicked. Wicked.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Now what's this, of course, the Wicked Witch? Yes, oh no,
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
I was trying to figure out why I cut you
off because you could have given me more info because
apparently I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
That's nothing new.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, gold Bloom will be back, so you can dust
that one off.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Oh, that's never been undusted, that one's been that one's
that one's been collecting the dust for a while. Yeah,
so wait, undusted, you can undusted. Wait, Uh, let me
think about it. Uh, I'll use the vacuum. Uh.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Accompaniments.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah. Our guest is a comedian, Frank Caliendo. Frank, any
any new voices that may be semi hatched. You haven't
polished him off yet, anybody?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah, I mean there's always I'm trying to think of
what's something that What have I been throwing out there lately?
They always take The difficult thing when they're new is
they don't have them set to muscle memory, and it
takes like a few minutes to get to them. I've
been working on the Billy Bob Thornton. I know, I
don't like again, it'll it'll, it won't come off very well.
(08:32):
But if I've noticed that he talks around his mouth
like his teeth are clenched.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
And he's I can't believe that's what that? You know
it's in there?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
So just like I said, it's not I got I've
got five of those that I could bore you with.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So uh is it is part of the difficulty with
with culture being so uh sort of sort of spread out.
Everyone's got their own kind of little bubble. They're living
and finding something.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
I mean, there is that element who's going to see everybody.
That's why I mean, I don't get political, but the
people who were in politics, presidents are always everybody knows them.
Everybody's seen them, right, everybody sees them constantly. And we're
going to I do the Library Trump, I do the
Quiet Trump, the one where you.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Got a lot of books.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
There's a little.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
There's a lot of words. And what we're gonna do.
We're gonna do something great time. We're gonna do something
very great. They're gonna do it. They're very great. We're
going to make Halloween great again. They cover the full harvest.
I said, we can't call it for a harvest. Halloween
were puddy. We're gonna do a lot of things. They
had some M and ms and they melted in my hands,
(09:43):
and I said.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
We're gonna fix that. We're gonna fix it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We're adding another M.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
It's gonna be M and.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
M and ms.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
We're gonna three three M.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
It's a company and they're great, and they're in Cincinnati,
by the way, doing a great job there. Willie int
again over the dep uses his hands too much. Mister
good Bye, didn't be mister great bar. He's gonna be
one hundred grand, two hundred grand. We're doubling it, going
(10:14):
to get rid of the anciente candy bull.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
There's a lot of bad kids.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
There's a lot of bad kids taking too. He said,
pick one, take one, and these bad kids they're taking
penfuls and then there's not nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
There's nothing left for the other kids.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
The good kids, good the bad kids, they're the bad
kids there, Frank, that was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Frank, calliando, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Frank, when you would trick or treat as a as
a kid, would you slip into the impressions of the costume.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
You were wearing? Uh No, I was real quiet. Okay,
yeah I was. I was very quiet.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
And I should do that type of stuff when kids
come to the door here though, right, I should break
into a Liam Neeson.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
That's some very interesting attire you're wearing, and in that
pirate suit. I don't know who you are, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Know what you want.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
If you're looking for chocolate, you've rung the wrong doorbell.
They would just be grown up. Stop.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
I have nothing what you're looking for. What I do
have are a very particular set of skittles. Skittles I've
acquired a very long trip at CVS. Skittles that make
me a nightmare for chucoholics like you. Now, that'll be
the end of it. But if you don't, I will
(11:45):
find you. I will hunt you down, and I will
make you taste the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Ladies and gentlemen, Frank, Kelly and too good Man. Yeah,
we better not go to you, father Frank, you cannot
possibly top those last two. Dude, Although with Halloween, does
that give you an excuse to do some of the
dead guys?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Being alive by self gives me an excuse to do
some of the dead guys. I mean it's some funny.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
People always want to want to hear those. I mean,
that's the thing is I get people who wanted to
hear more John Madden, you.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Know you do a little bit of this, you do
a little bit of that boom.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
I mean, you got that's that's Madden breaking down there.
You know you got you got a chunky Do they
make chunky anymore? What do they think Charles Barkley. I
think they're doing San Antonio. They got those big old
chunk of women.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Did you see Charles by the way last night? I
mean he's he's lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Uh, he's I guess he's doing the ozempic kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
It's not cheating, it's science.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
And the guys were busting like, don't throw away, don't
throw away the old wardrobe.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yet he's he'll be back like, don't throw away the
old wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Frank, Kelly and Frank, what's you have to watch a
lot of sports? You do a bunch of great sports impressions?
What sports you actually enjoy watching the most?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Can I time in here? I would say that Frank
doesn't enjoy anything. Will be in the car.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I want to listen.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Hey, we're in Milwauke.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
You're from Milwauke.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
You want to listen to Milwalk now the local sports. No,
I don't want to listen to that right now. And Willy,
don't put your podcast about the Pacers bench on again.
He does not enjoy anything with sports. He just likes
complaining about it.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
There is an element of that which would make me
a great sports broadcaster.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Just complaining constantly about the sports. I don't know my brain.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Michelle wanted to my wife wanted to watch a TV show.
We've been watching a bunch of TV shows lately, and
I don't know, Like there's just times where I just
want to zone out, and that seems to be most
of the time apparently, So yeah, and especially driving, I
don't know what I do like to just clear my mind.
(13:59):
And Willly does listen to stuff that is intricate and intricate,
and you're going, why would anybody care about any of
this information? And but apparently apparently people do, and Willy
is one of those people generating revenue for them somehow.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
I thought the podcast about the coffee TJ McConnell drinks
was very interesting, but I guess not.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Frank, Kelly and Frank, are you watching any of the
serialized shows the Big Ones on right now? But by chance,
are you watching Task on HBO? It's a great show,
Mark Ruffalo.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
It is it's Mark Rufe.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I had no idea I was even in that.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
That's does he's playing as type of character buddy? Yeah,
he is a former priest. That's an FBI detective. It
is exactly Ahock's energy the.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Whole time's tremendous. That's it's the best show I've seen
in ages.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
That's just good. So he's a he's a detective detective,
so he's like Colombo. It's like very much so disheveled.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
One more thing, Uh that uh that you said you
were wearing two shoes? Why are you only wearing one
shoe right now? That's that seems to me never mind,
it's it doesn't mean Wait a second, my wife said,
you know.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
My chills me pardon me, that sounds like my act.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
There.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
There was one moment a couple of weeks ago where
it was straight out of Colombo. It was, yeah, you
know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, that's a good
show to watch. What what shows forgetting about impressions? What
shows are you actually enjoying with your wife?
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Land Man? Been watching land Man?
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
And that's why the Billy bub sure you know that
in there? Uh? And uh?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Doc have been getting into Doc She really loves Doc,
which is about the doctor who gets in an accident,
loses her memory for the last eight years, and realizes
her life is completely different than the eight years she's lost.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
And it's that that's that's a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Have you watched The Pit Uh?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
No, is that a medical drama?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, that's the one that the doctor say, that's the
most accurate ever. It's about an emergency room in Pittsburgh.
It's really good.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oh really, Okay, then maybe I will because I've been
avoiding that because I didn't want to have two medical
dramas going on in my head at the same time.
So I told her we couldn't watch that now. So
now she's gonna be upset because I'm listening to you
and not her about it.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh sorry, So no, No, A real quick Frank, if
you're on the road and you're trying to catch up
with your are you allowed to watch a show that
you're watching with your wife without her? There is that
considered cheating?
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yes it is.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
And I would consider her cheating if she wants nothing
without me, because she's done that before, where she wanted
to watch something and said, don't watch this without me,
and I held true to it. I came back and
she'd watched it with her friend. I was like, well, no,
you can't do that, and she basically said, I can
do it.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Ever, I want to.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Frank, Caliendo is on the road, and Frank obviously brilliant
comedian and just a tremendous live show. And be sure
to go see Frank live and in person. You can
google mister Caliendo and find out exactly how to get tickets.
Unless you know how.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Everything's on Frank onstage dot com. You don't even have
to spell collendo, which you know is see alien do
but Frank on stage dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And isn't it true that anyone who sees your show
will win at least ten thousand dollars with the casino?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Yeah, that's for purposes of this is just comedy.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, Thanks Frank, always a great play, Frank. That's it
for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch us on iTunes,
google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and Tom Extra. This
is Christopher take care of everybody?
Speaker 8 (17:40):
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