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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Speaker 4 (01:23):
You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and
to This is Bobin, Tom exter. Is there such a
thing as an electronic life coach? An electronic life coach,
there is some AI assistant there were someone could come
over and tell me why my television set. If I
leave the room for five minutes, I come back and
are you still watching? It's really annoying after five minutes
(01:47):
that bothers you. You can't be after five minutes. I
might have been walking the door hours it is. It
just is annoying, and I can't figure how to do it. Huh.
And I've mentioned this before, and I know that there
are a lot of our serious problems in the world,
and this is one of the most minor. But why
is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing
(02:09):
when the closes are dry? Well?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Every single time.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Got to go to manual run it twenty more minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I figured mine out. Man, I'm set put it.
I can put in a semi moist paper towel. Come
back an hour later and it's still wet.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
How'd you figure it out?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I just adjusted a couple of things settings, and man,
now everything is perfectly dry. Did you have an electronic
consultant come over to her house. Now did it myself? Oh,
then I'll be over. Just uh, here's what you do.
You pack up your dryer, take it over to Josh's.
Because it was a problem. Have a shut Yeah, okay.
You know, there's not much to a dryer other than
the timer and it spins and it heats out. That's fine,
(02:47):
but it's problem. It's turning itself off before the stuff
is dry. It's just annoying. Yeah, that was happening a lot.
And again, there are bigger problems in the world. I
get it. It's just annoying.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Oh, there are bigger problems. So so you want the simple
things to be working. I found that I can't get
my check lint trap to go off.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Wait, i'm it's speaking of simple things. I didn't know.
I wouldn't say anything. Yeah, good timing, Jamie boy, oh boy,
Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio. You just walked in, rude.
Check You don't automatically check your lint trap. No I do.
Oh but even every time you you know, saddle up,
unless you dry these clothes, check lint trap. Oh it's
a little too cautious. Yeah, a little red line. Yeah,
(03:23):
we're talking about laundry, Jamie, have you now? Do you
have the guy come out once a year and and
suck out all the stuff in the pipe that goes
from your lint thing to your outside of your house?
Do you know? I don't. I didn't even know you're
supposed to do that.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh yeah, I just reminds me of It reminds me
of the time I was in college and this girl goes,
when's the last time you wash your sheets?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And I go, You're not supposed to wash your sheets.
I just didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's my my lint trap of college. When I was
in college, there was a guy the first the first day,
guy down the hall put a piece of uh what
(04:00):
is it called masking tape down the floor. Oh yeah,
I love this is my side. Oh wow. And then
and he was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere.
The place was incredibly filthy, and after about a month
he was kicked out of college. Did you have anything
to do with No? I know it was dad a
total Do you write a letter my roommates that wasn't
(04:24):
my roommate, believe me? Oh god, you know what was said?
You hang on sports we'll get that taken care of.
It will be gone by monday. But one can only
I mean, the average college sheets, especially for a guy,
probably don't get laundered all that off.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah, I used to stand mine up as my divider
between me and right, that.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Would be a very different It happened one night with Colbert. Yeah,
the sheets were stiff instead of hanging. Jamie Lisso recently married.
Am I getting this right? Because we talked to you
in the phone not too long ago and remarried like
in the last year.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's right, high and nine days ago my life just me.
She's here, by the way, she says, Hi, I wanted
to ask.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
About your marriage. Why did you get married again? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Josh?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Did work the first time?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Because she's the one I feel like every time I
come in here, I think to myself, if I'd come
in here first, I might not have done it.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, that's what I when I moved to Alaska. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We tried to chuck out of that one.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I kind of feel like I don't want to spell,
you know, I feel this way about the childbirth thing.
Like you ever talked to a woman like moments after childbirth?
Think go like I am never doing this again. This
hurts so much, like it's not where and then like
a month later they're like, we should have two more.
That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you
you you kind of get through the first tragic part
(05:44):
of it and then you meet, you meet the right person.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But when they want to have too more, they want
to do it without not you, necessarily without with another guy.
Well no, maybe with a test to it. It's the same.
It's the same as I call it the Christmas rule.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No one would celebrate Christmas if it were it was
too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again,
you're ready to do it. I see, I hate Christmas.
This is awful. It's too busy. Blah blah blah. That
may be the most profound thing you've ever said. Thank you,
Tom No no I I that is really a wise
thing to say. Well, that's the truth. Now, is kois
(06:21):
going to be involved in the birthday of the next child?
You're assuming a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, she's a doctor, she knows where things go.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I know, maybe she doesn't want that going there again.
If this is going to be and you guys were
married in Vegas, is that is that right? That's right.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
You guys got married in Vegas and we're not we're
not weed smoker people at all, which I think you
can pick up on the fact that I don't even
think they're called weed smoker people. And Reefer, yeah, yeah,
And so I say to her, I go, do you
know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go,
we should get like a little gummy. This is the
night of our wedding. I go, would want to get
a little gummy, just like tried to And she goes yeah.
(06:58):
And so we buy these little, tiny gummies. And I
told the guy go, we are new at this, we
have never done this before. Could you please give me
the mildest thing that you have. And what I think
the guy did was I think he wasn't listening. And
we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she and
we take these little things and we're feeling it, and
she leads up with one hundred percent of your story
word for word, not making up comedian stuff, and she
(07:19):
goes hey, and I go yeah, and she goes, I
got some bad news, and I go what, And she goes,
I think that I'm too high to have sex, to
which I responded, I have some even worse news.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And she goes, what and I go, we just had sex.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
You're not just now a hund of resenture.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Sometimes you have to write material. Other times your wife
just gives you what you Oh my god, you remember
event Jamie Liss always our guest distinguished comedian, And I
just I just had some minor surgery. But what was
interesting if you ever had surgery, they give it. You know,
you walk in and they ask you your name and
your birthday five times. I get it. You wear wristband
and everyone that comes in and asks who you are,
(08:02):
and you tell them and then they draw on you
where they're going to be cutting, et cetera, et cetera.
But they did, they but they do the pre interview.
You know, what is what is the last thing you ate?
When was it? Okay? Was the last night I said?
A pre interview? Yes, you're not on a talk show. No,
it's well, the what do you the what's his name?
The consultation with the doctor. No, no, the anesthesia that's guy.
The anesthesis. That's a big word, the anesthesiologist. And then
(08:24):
they go through the whole thing and they do it
and twice. Actually, first the first one of the nurses
did it, but they ask you, dudrik alcoholic? Do you
smoke cigarettes? And now the new one they ask have
you taken any gummies? Really? Which I thought was that
that that's it's come around. It's now part of the
official form. Wow. And I imagine it's because And then
I was I was telling the story to a somewhat
(08:46):
I thought, a sophisticated, elegant lady of a certain age,
and she went, oh, I take one every night to
go to sleep.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I know tons of people that do that.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wow, where do you get them? She goes, yes, to
drive across state lunch, But then she goes, but did you?
Then she goes, oh, I have a guy. Do you
need some? You guys?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I swear to God for forty nine years, I thought
that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh, sort of a farm. That's forty nine years. Yeah. Yeah,
I like my free right. I like the free range far.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I like all the doctor gave me some local ANSTHESIM like,
that's nice, you got it early and went to a
farmer's market.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I swear it again. Would you think less of that?
Lady because she did marijuana. No, no, I was getting
I was just Amy still works for him. I was
really I was really surprised, especially because they have to
go through in this particular state, illegal channels to get
it every night. But then that's why, obviously that there
must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiagists were concerned.
(09:43):
Because if you've got whatever that is THC or whatever
it might be in the gummy in your system, you know, yeah,
things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free,
wake up, wake up nice and healthy.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I don't know if this is just me, but I
have a note for all any anesthesia it's theesiologists listening.
Whenever I go to the doctor and you get like
a surgery, like you just have you get a bill, right,
and you go like, oh, man, like three grand that's
a lot. Whatever, You go, well, at least I paid it,
And then a year later, that's exactly right, the anesthesia
guy sends you a bill, and I just want aren't
they in the same office.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Couldn't they jump on the same invoice exactly? You know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
I just got one yesterday for my circumcision that was
years ago.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
He gus and I paid that off. Cleveland Guardians designated
hitter David Fry was David Fry? Oh spent the night?
Wait a minute, David Fry was the Nixon guys in
the sixties or in the sixties.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
What do you mean the Nixon He.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Was a rich little of yes. Oh, he was an
imperson impression whatever. He'd go, I'm Dick Nixon. You know,
pregnant ladies don't take buffering, It'll kill you. Back to you,
is it Fry? All? And that's what really looking up think?
(11:05):
Is f R y E or f R y It
is f R y E? Okay, yes? And what was
the name of his album? He put put it that's
all right.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
You know what came up when I when I put
in David Fry. As soon as I added the E,
it said David Fry obituary.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh yeah, all we got. We got an obituary in
the news today, really a lot of them.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
And the I saw last.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Week and I thought, nobody's going to know this guy.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Everyone's going to know him. Okay, I'll ask our guests
this game.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Uh the name Sonny Curtis, No, no, no, don't do
it that way.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, that's the way to do it? How would you
do it? Do it for Tom's memory? How important? I'll bet,
I'll bet I could play I know who I know
who he is. If you do that, I could play
two songs. And I bet Jamie would know exactly what
(12:04):
we're talking about. And I'm a weird all about that,
and trouble to look at his face. He doesn't know.
I spend on my all hours looking in liner notes
to see who plays that instrument. So go ahead, Okay,
I can't really sing it? Can you sing it? Pathy?
Do you know what we're talking about? I do know? Yeah?
The TV? The TV theme? Oh no, I didn't know
he did that. You know what he what he plays?
(12:24):
It's this is a guy that wrote two iconic songs
in contemporary culture. Jamie, Okay, such a good just not
the Cheers theme? Is this not the Cheers? Better?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Love is all around?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You know that song Mary tyler More theme? I don't know.
I don't know the Mary tyler More theme, Remember she
heaves the beret?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Or what?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Wait a minute, this, No, this is a different Sunny Curtis.
I thought it was King Curtis. I thought that there's
so many Sonny Curtises. It's so confusing. Don't blame me
for getting confused. Yeah, I think she's also on the
view A lot of people going through there that this
guy wrote the Mary Tyler Moore theme, and he wrote
(13:09):
and he wrote the great song recorded by the Clash
by the Bobby Fuller four Bobby Fuller Summertime Blue. I
Thought the Law, I thought the Law and the Law one.
What a great song.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from
the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Gampbell and Johnny Cash,
and was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets Buddy
Holly's band.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I used to chow those guys every comedy show, inside
comedy joke, but very good.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
See I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Please, Well, this isn't the one anybody knows? Who is this?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I don't know this is? Is that the music version?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I literally reached out to press my floor button. When
do you play that? You know?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
This is the one, I would say, one of the
best shows, one of the worst theme songs.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
What genre would you say? This is boring? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dusty,
this is all of this revolutionary. I like it. This
is a good This is as a TV show that
showed that a woman can actually work, live alone and
(14:40):
not have a man in charge of her life. And
who knew he should have gone with Ready?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Why didn't they have a woman singing the theme song?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah you gotta do come on, they have all year
they had to get the thing written. Hell and Ready
was singing in the other studio. But he also made
I thought the law is such a great it's all
one and the clash version of that is great.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yes, I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The Bobby Fuller four but yeah, never who's the Bobby
Fuller that was the hit for Bobby Fuller and three
guys right through other guys. Yeah, yeah, I do love
it when bands do that and they don't have who
famously just did that?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
The guy that did the song Ben Folds five? Yeah,
Ben Falls five and Ben folded?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
You know he just divorced his fifth wife. What if
you are calling that the Ben Folds five his five wives?
One hundred percent true? Yeah? Wow, incredible?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
How many times have you been married to be? This
is I'm just not this is my second and last one. Okay,
very good good answer. You know you're you've got some
very serious look on a second j mar for recording.
We're gonna play when he comes back. I don't know
it's I'm congratulations. I'm glad you found the one. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
She's the you guys know, she's a doctor. She's been
making me aware of germs, which I never thought about.
I don't know if you know anybody that makes you
aware of germs and the word. I've never had this
happen before. I never thought about. Oh really, so are
you like this? So We're at the Seattle Airport the
other day and I was walking down this really steep
flight of stairs and I was holding one big bag
at a big backpack on and to balance myself, I
leaned over and I grasped the handrail yet, to which
(16:19):
my wife says. She goes, oh my god, I can't
believe you would reach over into it. And I go,
I'm sure it has a lot of germs on there,
and I go, but I'll bet I'll bet it as
less germs than my butt, And she goes, why would
you say that? And I go, I'm just saying, if
I don't get to grab this hand row, I'm gonna
fall down these stairs. I'm break both my legs. You're
my wife, You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I
(16:41):
think what you meant to say was thank you for
thinking of me.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Precisely. Absolutely, Yeah, I do that that surfing thing on
the elevator, on the escalator because I don't want to
touch the hand. Okay, yeah, it it's tricky. I almost
fell down recently. Recently you almost fall down, go boom.
Well that one in Denver, you've got to go through that,
the Chicane of escalators. There is an escalator and d
(17:12):
C goes down to the Metro. I swear it's six
miles long, the escalator. It's unbelievable. I famously remember I
told you about the guy that was wearing the beautiful
three piece suit, famous that had his had his male
member dangling. He just referred to himself as I famously. No,
you know the story, the story about the guy was
exposing himself and the I know the story. Does this
(17:33):
happen the Paris Metro and it's it's one of those
escalators that you know could take it to the top
of the leading tower Rapisa. It's a long one. And
the guy going the other way packed Paris, and this
guy's got this huge dangler. Now not to defend him.
What was he getting on the d train?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
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can listen, you can see, you can touch, but don't
(18:20):
with me. Don't you lie to me. I know ever
it trick you play. I can read a poker face.
(18:40):
If you were smart, you won't lie to me because
I would run so fast a canton so cool.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I know one.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
I'm not very brave, but I'll be no dumb fool.
Don't you hut me. I give my ride eye for you,
(19:28):
but I will not be blind for you. I like excitement.
Don't you hoot me. Don't lie to me, don't with me.
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Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
One of our fabes, comedian Jammie Lisso. He's coming up
in just a minute.
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Speaker 4 (01:23):
You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and
to This is Bobin, Tom exter. Is there such a
thing as an electronic life coach? An electronic life coach,
there is some AI assistant there were someone could come
over and tell me why my television set. If I
leave the room for five minutes, I come back and
are you still watching? It's really annoying after five minutes
(01:47):
that bothers you. You can't be after five minutes. I
might have been walking the door hours it is. It
just is annoying, and I can't figure how to do it. Huh.
And I've mentioned this before, and I know that there
are a lot of our serious problems in the world,
and this is one of the most minor. But why
is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing
(02:09):
when the closes are dry? Well?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Every single time.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Got to go to manual run it twenty more minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I figured mine out. Man, I'm set put it.
I can put in a semi moist paper towel. Come
back an hour later and it's still wet.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
How'd you figure it out?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I just adjusted a couple of things settings, and man,
now everything is perfectly dry. Did you have an electronic
consultant come over to her house. Now did it myself? Oh,
then I'll be over. Just uh, here's what you do.
You pack up your dryer, take it over to Josh's.
Because it was a problem. Have a shut Yeah, okay.
You know, there's not much to a dryer other than
the timer and it spins and it heats out. That's fine,
(02:47):
but it's problem. It's turning itself off before the stuff
is dry. It's just annoying. Yeah, that was happening a lot.
And again, there are bigger problems in the world. I
get it. It's just annoying.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Oh, there are bigger problems. So so you want the simple
things to be working. I found that I can't get
my check lint trap to go off.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Wait, i'm it's speaking of simple things. I didn't know.
I wouldn't say anything. Yeah, good timing, Jamie boy, oh boy,
Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio. You just walked in, rude.
Check You don't automatically check your lint trap. No I do.
Oh but even every time you you know, saddle up,
unless you dry these clothes, check lint trap. Oh it's
a little too cautious. Yeah, a little red line. Yeah,
(03:23):
we're talking about laundry, Jamie, have you now? Do you
have the guy come out once a year and and
suck out all the stuff in the pipe that goes
from your lint thing to your outside of your house?
Do you know? I don't. I didn't even know you're
supposed to do that.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh yeah, I just reminds me of It reminds me
of the time I was in college and this girl goes,
when's the last time you wash your sheets?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And I go, You're not supposed to wash your sheets.
I just didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's my my lint trap of college. When I was
in college, there was a guy the first the first day,
guy down the hall put a piece of uh what
(04:00):
is it called masking tape down the floor. Oh yeah,
I love this is my side. Oh wow. And then
and he was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere.
The place was incredibly filthy, and after about a month
he was kicked out of college. Did you have anything
to do with No? I know it was dad a
total Do you write a letter my roommates that wasn't
(04:24):
my roommate, believe me? Oh god, you know what was said?
You hang on sports we'll get that taken care of.
It will be gone by monday. But one can only
I mean, the average college sheets, especially for a guy,
probably don't get laundered all that off.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah, I used to stand mine up as my divider
between me and right, that.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Would be a very different It happened one night with Colbert. Yeah,
the sheets were stiff instead of hanging. Jamie Lisso recently married.
Am I getting this right? Because we talked to you
in the phone not too long ago and remarried like
in the last year.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's right, high and nine days ago my life just me.
She's here, by the way, she says, Hi, I wanted
to ask.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
About your marriage. Why did you get married again? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Josh?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Did work the first time?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Because she's the one I feel like every time I
come in here, I think to myself, if I'd come
in here first, I might not have done it.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, that's what I when I moved to Alaska. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We tried to chuck out of that one.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I kind of feel like I don't want to spell,
you know, I feel this way about the childbirth thing.
Like you ever talked to a woman like moments after childbirth?
Think go like I am never doing this again. This
hurts so much, like it's not where and then like
a month later they're like, we should have two more.
That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you
you you kind of get through the first tragic part
(05:44):
of it and then you meet, you meet the right person.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But when they want to have too more, they want
to do it without not you, necessarily without with another guy.
Well no, maybe with a test to it. It's the same.
It's the same as I call it the Christmas rule.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No one would celebrate Christmas if it were it was
too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again,
you're ready to do it. I see, I hate Christmas.
This is awful. It's too busy. Blah blah blah. That
may be the most profound thing you've ever said. Thank you,
Tom No no I I that is really a wise
thing to say. Well, that's the truth. Now, is kois
(06:21):
going to be involved in the birthday of the next child?
You're assuming a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, she's a doctor, she knows where things go.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I know, maybe she doesn't want that going there again.
If this is going to be and you guys were
married in Vegas, is that is that right? That's right.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
You guys got married in Vegas and we're not we're
not weed smoker people at all, which I think you
can pick up on the fact that I don't even
think they're called weed smoker people. And Reefer, yeah, yeah,
And so I say to her, I go, do you
know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go,
we should get like a little gummy. This is the
night of our wedding. I go, would want to get
a little gummy, just like tried to And she goes yeah.
(06:58):
And so we buy these little, tiny gummies. And I
told the guy go, we are new at this, we
have never done this before. Could you please give me
the mildest thing that you have. And what I think
the guy did was I think he wasn't listening. And
we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she and
we take these little things and we're feeling it, and
she leads up with one hundred percent of your story
word for word, not making up comedian stuff, and she
(07:19):
goes hey, and I go yeah, and she goes, I
got some bad news, and I go what, And she goes,
I think that I'm too high to have sex, to
which I responded, I have some even worse news.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And she goes, what and I go, we just had sex.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
You're not just now a hund of resenture.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Sometimes you have to write material. Other times your wife
just gives you what you Oh my god, you remember
event Jamie Liss always our guest distinguished comedian, And I
just I just had some minor surgery. But what was
interesting if you ever had surgery, they give it. You know,
you walk in and they ask you your name and
your birthday five times. I get it. You wear wristband
and everyone that comes in and asks who you are,
(08:02):
and you tell them and then they draw on you
where they're going to be cutting, et cetera, et cetera.
But they did, they but they do the pre interview.
You know, what is what is the last thing you ate?
When was it? Okay? Was the last night I said?
A pre interview? Yes, you're not on a talk show. No,
it's well, the what do you the what's his name?
The consultation with the doctor. No, no, the anesthesia that's guy.
The anesthesis. That's a big word, the anesthesiologist. And then
(08:24):
they go through the whole thing and they do it
and twice. Actually, first the first one of the nurses
did it, but they ask you, dudrik alcoholic? Do you
smoke cigarettes? And now the new one they ask have
you taken any gummies? Really? Which I thought was that
that that's it's come around. It's now part of the
official form. Wow. And I imagine it's because And then
I was I was telling the story to a somewhat
(08:46):
I thought, a sophisticated, elegant lady of a certain age,
and she went, oh, I take one every night to
go to sleep.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I know tons of people that do that.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wow, where do you get them? She goes, yes, to
drive across state lunch, But then she goes, but did you?
Then she goes, oh, I have a guy. Do you
need some? You guys?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I swear to God for forty nine years, I thought
that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh, sort of a farm. That's forty nine years. Yeah. Yeah,
I like my free right. I like the free range far.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I like all the doctor gave me some local ANSTHESIM like,
that's nice, you got it early and went to a
farmer's market.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I swear it again. Would you think less of that?
Lady because she did marijuana. No, no, I was getting
I was just Amy still works for him. I was
really I was really surprised, especially because they have to
go through in this particular state, illegal channels to get
it every night. But then that's why, obviously that there
must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiagists were concerned.
(09:43):
Because if you've got whatever that is THC or whatever
it might be in the gummy in your system, you know, yeah,
things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free,
wake up, wake up nice and healthy.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I don't know if this is just me, but I
have a note for all any anesthesia it's theesiologists listening.
Whenever I go to the doctor and you get like
a surgery, like you just have you get a bill, right,
and you go like, oh, man, like three grand that's
a lot. Whatever, You go, well, at least I paid it,
And then a year later, that's exactly right, the anesthesia
guy sends you a bill, and I just want aren't
they in the same office.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Couldn't they jump on the same invoice exactly? You know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
I just got one yesterday for my circumcision that was
years ago.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
He gus and I paid that off. Cleveland Guardians designated
hitter David Fry was David Fry? Oh spent the night?
Wait a minute, David Fry was the Nixon guys in
the sixties or in the sixties.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
What do you mean the Nixon He.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Was a rich little of yes. Oh, he was an
imperson impression whatever. He'd go, I'm Dick Nixon. You know,
pregnant ladies don't take buffering, It'll kill you. Back to you,
is it Fry? All? And that's what really looking up think?
(11:05):
Is f R y E or f R y It
is f R y E? Okay, yes? And what was
the name of his album? He put put it that's
all right.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
You know what came up when I when I put
in David Fry. As soon as I added the E,
it said David Fry obituary.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh yeah, all we got. We got an obituary in
the news today, really a lot of them.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
And the I saw last.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Week and I thought, nobody's going to know this guy.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Everyone's going to know him. Okay, I'll ask our guests
this game.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Uh the name Sonny Curtis, No, no, no, don't do
it that way.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, that's the way to do it? How would you
do it? Do it for Tom's memory? How important? I'll bet,
I'll bet I could play I know who I know
who he is. If you do that, I could play
two songs. And I bet Jamie would know exactly what
(12:04):
we're talking about. And I'm a weird all about that,
and trouble to look at his face. He doesn't know.
I spend on my all hours looking in liner notes
to see who plays that instrument. So go ahead, Okay,
I can't really sing it? Can you sing it? Pathy?
Do you know what we're talking about? I do know? Yeah?
The TV? The TV theme? Oh no, I didn't know
he did that. You know what he what he plays?
(12:24):
It's this is a guy that wrote two iconic songs
in contemporary culture. Jamie, Okay, such a good just not
the Cheers theme? Is this not the Cheers? Better?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Love is all around?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You know that song Mary tyler More theme? I don't know.
I don't know the Mary tyler More theme, Remember she
heaves the beret?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Or what?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Wait a minute, this, No, this is a different Sunny Curtis.
I thought it was King Curtis. I thought that there's
so many Sonny Curtises. It's so confusing. Don't blame me
for getting confused. Yeah, I think she's also on the
view A lot of people going through there that this
guy wrote the Mary Tyler Moore theme, and he wrote
(13:09):
and he wrote the great song recorded by the Clash
by the Bobby Fuller four Bobby Fuller Summertime Blue. I
Thought the Law, I thought the Law and the Law one.
What a great song.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from
the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Gampbell and Johnny Cash,
and was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets Buddy
Holly's band.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I used to chow those guys every comedy show, inside
comedy joke, but very good.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
See I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Please, Well, this isn't the one anybody knows? Who is this?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I don't know this is? Is that the music version?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I literally reached out to press my floor button. When
do you play that? You know?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
This is the one, I would say, one of the
best shows, one of the worst theme songs.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
What genre would you say? This is boring? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dusty,
this is all of this revolutionary. I like it. This
is a good This is as a TV show that
showed that a woman can actually work, live alone and
(14:40):
not have a man in charge of her life. And
who knew he should have gone with Ready?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Why didn't they have a woman singing the theme song?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah you gotta do come on, they have all year
they had to get the thing written. Hell and Ready
was singing in the other studio. But he also made
I thought the law is such a great it's all
one and the clash version of that is great.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yes, I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The Bobby Fuller four but yeah, never who's the Bobby
Fuller that was the hit for Bobby Fuller and three
guys right through other guys. Yeah, yeah, I do love
it when bands do that and they don't have who
famously just did that?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
The guy that did the song Ben Folds five? Yeah,
Ben Falls five and Ben folded?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
You know he just divorced his fifth wife. What if
you are calling that the Ben Folds five his five wives?
One hundred percent true? Yeah? Wow, incredible?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
How many times have you been married to be? This
is I'm just not this is my second and last one. Okay,
very good good answer. You know you're you've got some
very serious look on a second j mar for recording.
We're gonna play when he comes back. I don't know
it's I'm congratulations. I'm glad you found the one. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
She's the you guys know, she's a doctor. She's been
making me aware of germs, which I never thought about.
I don't know if you know anybody that makes you
aware of germs and the word. I've never had this
happen before. I never thought about. Oh really, so are
you like this? So We're at the Seattle Airport the
other day and I was walking down this really steep
flight of stairs and I was holding one big bag
at a big backpack on and to balance myself, I
leaned over and I grasped the handrail yet, to which
(16:19):
my wife says. She goes, oh my god, I can't
believe you would reach over into it. And I go,
I'm sure it has a lot of germs on there,
and I go, but I'll bet I'll bet it as
less germs than my butt, And she goes, why would
you say that? And I go, I'm just saying, if
I don't get to grab this hand row, I'm gonna
fall down these stairs. I'm break both my legs. You're
my wife, You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I
(16:41):
think what you meant to say was thank you for
thinking of me.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Precisely. Absolutely, Yeah, I do that that surfing thing on
the elevator, on the escalator because I don't want to
touch the hand. Okay, yeah, it it's tricky. I almost
fell down recently. Recently you almost fall down, go boom.
Well that one in Denver, you've got to go through that,
the Chicane of escalators. There is an escalator and d
(17:12):
C goes down to the Metro. I swear it's six
miles long, the escalator. It's unbelievable. I famously remember I
told you about the guy that was wearing the beautiful
three piece suit, famous that had his had his male
member dangling. He just referred to himself as I famously. No,
you know the story, the story about the guy was
exposing himself and the I know the story. Does this
(17:33):
happen the Paris Metro and it's it's one of those
escalators that you know could take it to the top
of the leading tower Rapisa. It's a long one. And
the guy going the other way packed Paris, and this
guy's got this huge dangler. Now not to defend him.
What was he getting on the d train?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Don't with me. I'm handing you my beating card. You
can listen, you can see, you can touch, but don't
(18:20):
with me. Don't you lie to me. I know ever
it trick you play. I can read a poker face.
(18:40):
If you were smart, you won't lie to me because
I would run so fast a canton so cool.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I know one.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
I'm not very brave, but I'll be no dumb fool.
Don't you hut me. I give my ride eye for you,
(19:28):
but I will not be blind for you. I like excitement.
Don't you hoot me. Don't lie to me, don't with me.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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