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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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People always ask, how do you make it today?
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a story or not.
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Miss something, Here you go, We'll try to catch you up.
This is Bob and Tom Extra. Is there such a
thing an electronic life coach, an electronic life coast? There
is no assistant there was someone could come over and
tell me why my television set. If I leave the
room for five minutes, I come back and are you
still watching? It's really annoying after five minutes that bothers you.
(01:18):
You can't be after five minutes, I might have been
walking the door. Is it just is annoying and I
can't figure out how to do it? Huh. And I've
mentioned this before, and I know that there are a
lot of very serious problems in the world, and this
is one of the most minor. But why is the
sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the
(01:39):
closes are d well?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Every single time.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Got to go to manual, run it twenty more minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, I figured mine out. Man, I'm set.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I put it. I could put in a semi moist
paper towel, come back an hour later and it's still wet.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
How'd you figure it out?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
I I just adjusted a couple of things settings, and man,
now everything is perfectly dry. You have an electronic consultant
come over to your house, Now do it myself. Oh
then I'll I'll be over.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Just uh, here's what you do?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
You pack up your dryer take it over to Josh's
because it was a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Have a shirt. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
You know, there's not much to a dryer other than
the timer, and it spins and it heats out. That's fine,
but it's a problem. It's it's turning itself off before
the stuff is dry. It's just annoying. Yeah, that was
happening a lot. And again, there are bigger problems in
the world.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I get it. It's just annoying.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
I oh, there are bigger problems. So you want the
simple things to be working. I found that I can't
get my check lint trap to go off.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And it's speaking of simple things.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I didn't know. I wouldn't say anything. Yeah, good timing, Jamie, boy,
oh boy, Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You just walked in, rude.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Check.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You don't automatically check your lint trap?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No I do. Oh, but even every time you you know,
saddle up, unless you dry these clothes, check lint trap.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh it's a little too cautious.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, it's a little red light. Yeah, we're talking about laundry. Jamie.
Have you now do you have the guy come out
once a year and suck out all the stuff in
the pipe that goes from your lint thing to your
outside of your house. Do you know?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't. I didn't even know you're supposed to do that.
Oh yeah, reminds me of.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
It reminds me of the time I was in college
and this girl goes, when's the last time you wash
your sheets? And I go, You're not supposed to wash
your sheets. I just didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's my my lint trap of college.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
When I when I was in college, there was a
guy the first the first day, guy down the hall
put a piece of uh what is it called masking
tape down the floor. Oh yeah, I love my this
is my side. Oh wow it And then and he
was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere. The
place was incredibly filthy, and after about a month he
(03:43):
was kicked out of college. Did you have anything to
do with No? I know it was dad a total
Do you write a letter my roommates? That wasn't my roommate,
believe me? Oh god, you know what was said. You
hang on sports. We'll get that taken care of. It'll
be gone by monday. But one can only I mean,
(04:03):
the average college sheets, especially for a guy. I probably
don't get laundered all that off.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Yeah, I used to stand mine up as my divider
between me and right right, that would be a very
different It happened one night Wither.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, the sheets were stiff instead of hanging. Jamie Lisso
recently married. Am I getting this right? Because we talked
to you in the phone not too long ago and
remarried like in the last year.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's right high nine days ago my life. She's here,
by the way, she says, Hi.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I wanted to ask about your marriage. Why did you
get married again?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Right? Josh work the first time because she's the one.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
I feel like every time I come in here, I
think to myself, if I'd come in here first, I.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Might not have done it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, this is what I want to move to Alaska. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
We tried to chuck out of that one.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
I kind of feel like I don't want to you know.
I feel this way about the child birth thing. Like
you ever talked to a woman like moments after a childbirth,
think of like, I am never doing this again. This
hurts so much, like it's not where and then like
a month later they're like we should have two more.
That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you
you kind of get through the first tragic part of
(05:13):
it and.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Then you meet, you meet the right person.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
But when they want to have too more, they want
to do it without not you, necessarily without with another guy.
Well no, maybe with a test to it's the same.
It's the same as I call it the Christmas rule.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No one would celebrate Christmas if it were it was
too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again,
you're ready to do it. I see saying same thing.
I hate Christmas. This is awful, it's too busy, blah
blah blah. That may be the most profound thing you've
ever said. Thank you, John, No no I I that is
really a wise thing to say. Well that's the truth. Now,
(05:50):
is Koitas going to be involved in the birthday of
the next child? You're assuming a lot here.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
She's a doctor, she knows where things go.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I know. But maybe just don't want that married again.
If this is going to be and you guys were
married in Vegas, is that is that right?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
That's right, you guys, we got married in Vegas and
we're not We're not weed smoker people at all, which
I think you can pick up on the fact that
I don't even think they're called weed smoker people. And reefer, yeah, yeah,
And so I say to her, I go, do you
know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go,
we should get like a little gummy. This is the
night of our wedding. I go, would you want to
get a little gummy?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Just like try to? And she goes yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
And so we buy these little tiny gummies and I
told the guy go, we are new at this, we
have never done this for could you please give me
the mildest thing that you have? And what I think
the guy did was I think he wasn't listening. And
we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she and
we take these little things and we're feeling it and
she she leaves over with one hundred percent your story
word for word, not making up comedian stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And she goes, hey, and I go yeah, and she goes,
I got some bad news.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
And I go what, And she goes, I think that
I'm too high to have sex, to which I responded,
I have some even worse news, and she goes what,
And I go, we just had sex. You're not just
now kind of resent yous to Sometimes you have to
(07:11):
write material. Lot of times your wife just gives you
a d.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You remember event. Jamie Liss always our guest distinguished comedian,
And I just I just had some minor surgery. But
what was interesting if you ever had surgery? They give it.
You know, you walk in and they ask you your
name and your birthday five times. I get it. You
wear the wristband and everyone that comes in and asks
who you are, and you tell them and then they
draw on you where they're going to be cutting, et cetera,
et cetera. But they did, but they do the pre interview.
(07:37):
You know, what is what is the last thing you ate?
When was it? Okay? Was last night? I said? A
pre interview? Yes, you're not on a talk show. No,
it's well, the what do you the what's his name?
The consultation with the doctor? No, no, the anesthesia that guy,
the anesthesis. That's a big word, the anesthesiologist. And they
go through the whole thing. They do it and twice,
actually first the first one of the nurses did it.
(07:58):
But they ask you, Dudrik alcohol, do you smoked cigarettes?
And now the new one. They ask have you taken
any gummies? Really? Which I thought, was that that that's
that's come around. It's now part of the official form. Wow,
And I imagine it's because And then I was I
was telling the story to a somewhat I thought, a sophisticated,
elegant lady of a certain age, and she went, oh,
(08:19):
I take one every night to go to sleep.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I know tons of people that do that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Wow, where do you get them? She goes, he has
to drive across state lines. Sure, but then she goes,
but did you? Then she goes, oh, I have a guy.
Do you need some?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You guys?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
I swear to God for forty nine years, I thought
that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh, sort of a farm. That's forty nine years.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I like my free I like the free range,
yet far.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I like all the dot.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
You gave me some local last these. I'm like, that's nice.
You got it early and went to a farmer's market.
He said, I swear it again. Would you think less
of that lady because she did marijuana?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, no, I was, I was just Amy still works
for him.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was, I was really surprised, especially because they have
to go through in this particular state, illegal channels to
get it every night. But then that's why, obviously that
there must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiagists were concerned.
Because if you've got whatever that is THHC or whatever
it might be in the gummy in your system, you know, yeah,
things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free.
(09:21):
I wake up, wake up nice and healthy.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I don't know if this is just me, but I
have a note for all any anesthesia theesiologists listening. Whenever
I go to the doctor and you get like a surgery,
like you just have you get a bill, right, and
you go like, oh, man, like three grand that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Whatever.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
You go, well, at least I paid it. And then
a year later, that's exactly right, the anesthesia guy sends
you a bill, and I just want aren't they in
the same office. Couldn't they jump on the same invoice exactly?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
I just got one yesterday for my circumcision that was
years ago, Yes, and I paid that off.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Cleveland Guardians designated hit or David Fry was David Fry
spent the night?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Wait a minute, Jay, David Fry was the Nixon guy
in the sixties.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
In the sixties, what do you mean the Nixon he was.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Then in a rich little of Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Oh he was an impersonal impression.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Whatever. He'd go, Dick Nixon. You know, pregnant ladies, don't
take buffering, It'll kill you. Back to you, is it Fry?
And that's really really stupid. But looking up, think is
f R y E or f R y It is
f R y E? Okay, yes? And what was the
(10:40):
name of his album? He put put it.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's all right.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You know what came up when I when I put
in David Fry. As soon as I added the E,
it said David Fry obituary.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh yeah, oh we gotta. We got an obituary in
the news today, really a lot of them.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
And the I saw last week and I thought, nobody's
going to know this guy.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Everyone's going to know him. Okay, I'll ask our guests
love this game?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Uh are you the name Sonny Curtis?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
No, No, no, don't do it that way.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
No, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
How would you do it?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
For Tom's memory?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
How important? I'll bet I'll bet I could play I
know who. I know who. I could play two songs,
and I bet Jamie would know exactly who we're talking about.
And I'm a weird all about that, and truble to
look at his face. He doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
I spend on my off hours looking in liner notes
to see who plays that instrument.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
So go ahead, Okay, I can't really sing it? Can
you sing it? Pathy? You know what we're talking about?
I do know?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, the TV?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
The TV. Oh no, I didn't know he did that?
What instant he played it? This is a guy that
wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture, Jamie.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Such a good just not the Cheers theme? Is this
not the Cheers?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Better?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Love is all around? You know that song Mary.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Tyler Moore theme?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know. I don't know the.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Mary Tyler More theme. Remember she heaves the beret? Or
wait at this? This is a different Sunny Curtis. I
thought it was King Curtise. I thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
There's so many Sunny Curtiss. It's so confusing.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Don't blame me for getting confused.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, I think she's also on the view.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Of people going through there that this guy wrote the
Mary Tyler Moore theme and he wrote, and he wrote
the great song recorded by the Clash by the Bobby
Fuller four Bobby Fuller for.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
The Summertime Blue.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I thought the Law. I thought the Law, and the
Law won. What a song.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from
the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Gambell and Johnny Cash,
and was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets Buddy
Holly's band.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I used to two of those guys every comedy show,
inside comedy joke, but very good.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
See I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Please stop.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well this isn't the one anybody knows?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I don't know this is? Is that the music version?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I literally reached out to press my floor button. Who
do you play that?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
You know? This is the one?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I would say, one of the shows, one of the
worst the songs.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What genre would you say? Is this boring? Yeah? Yeah, Dusty,
this is all of this revolutionary.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I like it. This is a good This is as
a TV show that showed that a woman can actually work,
live alone and not have a man in charge of
her life. And who knew he should have gone Ready.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Why didn't they have a woman sing the theme song?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Come on, they have all year they had to get
the thing written, and Ready.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Was singing in the other studios. But he also write
I thought the Law is such a great song, and
the clash version of that is great.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yes, I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
The Bobby Fuller four, but yeah, never who's the Bobby
Fuller that was the hit for Bobby Fuller and three.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Guys right through other guys.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah. I do love it when bands do that and
they don't have who famously just did that? Uh? The
guy that did the.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Song, Benolieah, Ben Falls five and Ben Folded.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
You know he just divorced his fifth wife. What if
you are calling that the ben Folds five his five wives?
One hundred per cent?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
True? Yeah? Wow, incredible. How many times have you been
married to be?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
This is I'm just not this is my second and
last one.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, very good. You know you're you've got some very
serious competition on a second Jason Mark recording. We're gonna
play when he comes back. I don't know. I'm congratulations.
I'm glad you found the one.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Thank you. She's the you guys know, she's a doctor.
She's been making me aware of germs, which I never
thought about. I don't know if you know anybody that
makes you aware of germs and the wy I've never
had this happen before. I never thought about that is.
Oh really, so are you like this? So We're at
the Seattle Airport the other day and I was walking
down this really steep flight of stairs and I was
holding one big bag at a big backpack on and
to balance myself, I leaned over and I grasped the handrail,
(15:46):
of course, yet to which my wife says, She goes,
oh my god, I can't believe you would reach over
into and I go, I'm sure it has a lot
of germs on there, and I go, but I'll bet
I'll bet it as less germs than my butt.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
She he goes, why would you say that? And I go,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
If I don't get to grab his hand row, I'm
gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You're
my wife, You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I
think what you meant to say was thank you for thinking.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Of me precisely. Absolutely, yeah, I do that. That surfing
thing on the elevator, on the escalator because I don't
want to touch the handhoh okay, yeah, it it's tricky.
I almost fell down recently. Recently, you're almost fall down,
go boom. Well that one in Denver, you've got to
(16:34):
go through that, the Chicane of escalators.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
There is an escalator and DC goes down to the Metro.
I swear it's six miles long the escalator. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I famously remember I told you about the guy that
was wearing the beautiful three piece suits that had had
his male member dangling. He just referred to himself as
I famously. No, you'll know the story. The story about
the guy was exposed himself in the pest. I know
the story. Does this happen the Paris Metro? Whoa, And
it's one of those escalators that you could take it
(17:08):
to the top of the leading tower Rapisa. It's a
long one. And the guy going the other way packed Paris.
This guy's got this huge dangler.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
No now, not to defend him. What was he getting
on the d train? That's it for.
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Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
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extra in case you missed anything on the show today,
Comedian Jimmie Lisso. He's on the way in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Next Role with Vernon Davis, The transformative journeys of athletes,
artists and entrepreneurs.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We have very special guests, ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Franklin.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's the TV shows,
just tap into the truth.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's what I bring to every project.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
People always ask, how do you make it today?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
NFL?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
How'd you get to act? There's a story behind all
of that. It's about whether you were to tell you
a story or not.
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Next Role isn't about what's next, It's about why they
do it. Next Role with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen
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Speaker 4 (00:53):
Miss something, Here you go, We'll try to catch you up.
This is Bob and Tom Extra. Is there such a
thing an electronic life coach, an electronic life coast? There
is no assistant there was someone could come over and
tell me why my television set. If I leave the
room for five minutes, I come back and are you
still watching? It's really annoying after five minutes that bothers you.
(01:18):
You can't be after five minutes, I might have been
walking the door. Is it just is annoying and I
can't figure out how to do it? Huh. And I've
mentioned this before, and I know that there are a
lot of very serious problems in the world, and this
is one of the most minor. But why is the
sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the
(01:39):
closes are d well?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Every single time.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Got to go to manual, run it twenty more minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, I figured mine out. Man, I'm set.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I put it. I could put in a semi moist
paper towel, come back an hour later and it's still wet.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
How'd you figure it out?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
I I just adjusted a couple of things settings, and man,
now everything is perfectly dry. You have an electronic consultant
come over to your house, Now do it myself. Oh
then I'll I'll be over.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Just uh, here's what you do?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
You pack up your dryer take it over to Josh's
because it was a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Have a shirt. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
You know, there's not much to a dryer other than
the timer, and it spins and it heats out. That's fine,
but it's a problem. It's it's turning itself off before
the stuff is dry. It's just annoying. Yeah, that was
happening a lot. And again, there are bigger problems in
the world.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I get it. It's just annoying.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
I oh, there are bigger problems. So you want the
simple things to be working. I found that I can't
get my check lint trap to go off.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And it's speaking of simple things.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I didn't know. I wouldn't say anything. Yeah, good timing, Jamie, boy,
oh boy, Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You just walked in, rude.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Check.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You don't automatically check your lint trap?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No I do. Oh, but even every time you you know,
saddle up, unless you dry these clothes, check lint trap.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh it's a little too cautious.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, it's a little red light. Yeah, we're talking about laundry. Jamie.
Have you now do you have the guy come out
once a year and suck out all the stuff in
the pipe that goes from your lint thing to your
outside of your house. Do you know?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't. I didn't even know you're supposed to do that.
Oh yeah, reminds me of.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
It reminds me of the time I was in college
and this girl goes, when's the last time you wash
your sheets? And I go, You're not supposed to wash
your sheets. I just didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's my my lint trap of college.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
When I when I was in college, there was a
guy the first the first day, guy down the hall
put a piece of uh what is it called masking
tape down the floor. Oh yeah, I love my this
is my side. Oh wow it And then and he
was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere. The
place was incredibly filthy, and after about a month he
(03:43):
was kicked out of college. Did you have anything to
do with No? I know it was dad a total
Do you write a letter my roommates? That wasn't my roommate,
believe me? Oh god, you know what was said. You
hang on sports. We'll get that taken care of. It'll
be gone by monday. But one can only I mean,
(04:03):
the average college sheets, especially for a guy. I probably
don't get laundered all that off.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Yeah, I used to stand mine up as my divider
between me and right right, that would be a very
different It happened one night Wither.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, the sheets were stiff instead of hanging. Jamie Lisso
recently married. Am I getting this right? Because we talked
to you in the phone not too long ago and
remarried like in the last year.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's right high nine days ago my life. She's here,
by the way, she says, Hi.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I wanted to ask about your marriage. Why did you
get married again?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Right? Josh work the first time because she's the one.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
I feel like every time I come in here, I
think to myself, if I'd come in here first, I.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Might not have done it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, this is what I want to move to Alaska. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
We tried to chuck out of that one.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
I kind of feel like I don't want to you know.
I feel this way about the child birth thing. Like
you ever talked to a woman like moments after a childbirth,
think of like, I am never doing this again. This
hurts so much, like it's not where and then like
a month later they're like we should have two more.
That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you
you kind of get through the first tragic part of
(05:13):
it and.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Then you meet, you meet the right person.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
But when they want to have too more, they want
to do it without not you, necessarily without with another guy.
Well no, maybe with a test to it's the same.
It's the same as I call it the Christmas rule.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No one would celebrate Christmas if it were it was
too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again,
you're ready to do it. I see saying same thing.
I hate Christmas. This is awful, it's too busy, blah
blah blah. That may be the most profound thing you've
ever said. Thank you, John, No no I I that is
really a wise thing to say. Well that's the truth. Now,
(05:50):
is Koitas going to be involved in the birthday of
the next child? You're assuming a lot here.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
She's a doctor, she knows where things go.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I know. But maybe just don't want that married again.
If this is going to be and you guys were
married in Vegas, is that is that right?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
That's right, you guys, we got married in Vegas and
we're not We're not weed smoker people at all, which
I think you can pick up on the fact that
I don't even think they're called weed smoker people. And reefer, yeah, yeah,
And so I say to her, I go, do you
know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go,
we should get like a little gummy. This is the
night of our wedding. I go, would you want to
get a little gummy?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Just like try to? And she goes yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
And so we buy these little tiny gummies and I
told the guy go, we are new at this, we
have never done this for could you please give me
the mildest thing that you have? And what I think
the guy did was I think he wasn't listening. And
we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she and
we take these little things and we're feeling it and
she she leaves over with one hundred percent your story
word for word, not making up comedian stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And she goes, hey, and I go yeah, and she goes,
I got some bad news.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
And I go what, And she goes, I think that
I'm too high to have sex, to which I responded,
I have some even worse news, and she goes what,
And I go, we just had sex. You're not just
now kind of resent yous to Sometimes you have to
(07:11):
write material. Lot of times your wife just gives you
a d.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You remember event. Jamie Liss always our guest distinguished comedian,
And I just I just had some minor surgery. But
what was interesting if you ever had surgery? They give it.
You know, you walk in and they ask you your
name and your birthday five times. I get it. You
wear the wristband and everyone that comes in and asks
who you are, and you tell them and then they
draw on you where they're going to be cutting, et cetera,
et cetera. But they did, but they do the pre interview.
(07:37):
You know, what is what is the last thing you ate?
When was it? Okay? Was last night? I said? A
pre interview? Yes, you're not on a talk show. No,
it's well, the what do you the what's his name?
The consultation with the doctor? No, no, the anesthesia that guy,
the anesthesis. That's a big word, the anesthesiologist. And they
go through the whole thing. They do it and twice,
actually first the first one of the nurses did it.
(07:58):
But they ask you, Dudrik alcohol, do you smoked cigarettes?
And now the new one. They ask have you taken
any gummies? Really? Which I thought, was that that that's
that's come around. It's now part of the official form. Wow,
And I imagine it's because And then I was I
was telling the story to a somewhat I thought, a sophisticated,
elegant lady of a certain age, and she went, oh,
(08:19):
I take one every night to go to sleep.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I know tons of people that do that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Wow, where do you get them? She goes, he has
to drive across state lines. Sure, but then she goes,
but did you? Then she goes, oh, I have a guy.
Do you need some?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You guys?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
I swear to God for forty nine years, I thought
that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh, sort of a farm. That's forty nine years.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I like my free I like the free range,
yet far.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I like all the dot.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
You gave me some local last these. I'm like, that's nice.
You got it early and went to a farmer's market.
He said, I swear it again. Would you think less
of that lady because she did marijuana?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, no, I was, I was just Amy still works
for him.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was, I was really surprised, especially because they have
to go through in this particular state, illegal channels to
get it every night. But then that's why, obviously that
there must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiagists were concerned.
Because if you've got whatever that is THHC or whatever
it might be in the gummy in your system, you know, yeah,
things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free.
(09:21):
I wake up, wake up nice and healthy.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I don't know if this is just me, but I
have a note for all any anesthesia theesiologists listening. Whenever
I go to the doctor and you get like a surgery,
like you just have you get a bill, right, and
you go like, oh, man, like three grand that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Whatever.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
You go, well, at least I paid it. And then
a year later, that's exactly right, the anesthesia guy sends
you a bill, and I just want aren't they in
the same office. Couldn't they jump on the same invoice exactly?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
I just got one yesterday for my circumcision that was
years ago, Yes, and I paid that off.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Cleveland Guardians designated hit or David Fry was David Fry
spent the night?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Wait a minute, Jay, David Fry was the Nixon guy
in the sixties.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
In the sixties, what do you mean the Nixon he was.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Then in a rich little of Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Oh he was an impersonal impression.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Whatever. He'd go, Dick Nixon. You know, pregnant ladies, don't
take buffering, It'll kill you. Back to you, is it Fry?
And that's really really stupid. But looking up, think is
f R y E or f R y It is
f R y E? Okay, yes? And what was the
(10:40):
name of his album? He put put it.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's all right.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You know what came up when I when I put
in David Fry. As soon as I added the E,
it said David Fry obituary.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh yeah, oh we gotta. We got an obituary in
the news today, really a lot of them.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
And the I saw last week and I thought, nobody's
going to know this guy.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Everyone's going to know him. Okay, I'll ask our guests
love this game?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Uh are you the name Sonny Curtis?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
No, No, no, don't do it that way.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
No, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
How would you do it?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
For Tom's memory?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
How important? I'll bet I'll bet I could play I
know who. I know who. I could play two songs,
and I bet Jamie would know exactly who we're talking about.
And I'm a weird all about that, and truble to
look at his face. He doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
I spend on my off hours looking in liner notes
to see who plays that instrument.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
So go ahead, Okay, I can't really sing it? Can
you sing it? Pathy? You know what we're talking about?
I do know?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, the TV?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
The TV. Oh no, I didn't know he did that?
What instant he played it? This is a guy that
wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture, Jamie.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Such a good just not the Cheers theme? Is this
not the Cheers?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Better?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Love is all around? You know that song Mary.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Tyler Moore theme?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know. I don't know the.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Mary Tyler More theme. Remember she heaves the beret? Or
wait at this? This is a different Sunny Curtis. I
thought it was King Curtise. I thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
There's so many Sunny Curtiss. It's so confusing.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Don't blame me for getting confused.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, I think she's also on the view.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Of people going through there that this guy wrote the
Mary Tyler Moore theme and he wrote, and he wrote
the great song recorded by the Clash by the Bobby
Fuller four Bobby Fuller for.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
The Summertime Blue.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I thought the Law. I thought the Law, and the
Law won. What a song.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from
the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Gambell and Johnny Cash,
and was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets Buddy
Holly's band.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I used to two of those guys every comedy show,
inside comedy joke, but very good.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
See I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Please stop.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well this isn't the one anybody knows?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I don't know this is? Is that the music version?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I literally reached out to press my floor button. Who
do you play that?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
You know? This is the one?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I would say, one of the shows, one of the
worst the songs.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What genre would you say? Is this boring? Yeah? Yeah, Dusty,
this is all of this revolutionary.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I like it. This is a good This is as
a TV show that showed that a woman can actually work,
live alone and not have a man in charge of
her life. And who knew he should have gone Ready.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Why didn't they have a woman sing the theme song?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Come on, they have all year they had to get
the thing written, and Ready.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Was singing in the other studios. But he also write
I thought the Law is such a great song, and
the clash version of that is great.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yes, I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
The Bobby Fuller four, but yeah, never who's the Bobby
Fuller that was the hit for Bobby Fuller and three.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Guys right through other guys.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah. I do love it when bands do that and
they don't have who famously just did that? Uh? The
guy that did the.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Song, Benolieah, Ben Falls five and Ben Folded.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
You know he just divorced his fifth wife. What if
you are calling that the ben Folds five his five wives?
One hundred per cent?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
True? Yeah? Wow, incredible. How many times have you been
married to be?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
This is I'm just not this is my second and
last one.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, very good. You know you're you've got some very
serious competition on a second Jason Mark recording. We're gonna
play when he comes back. I don't know. I'm congratulations.
I'm glad you found the one.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Thank you. She's the you guys know, she's a doctor.
She's been making me aware of germs, which I never
thought about. I don't know if you know anybody that
makes you aware of germs and the wy I've never
had this happen before. I never thought about that is.
Oh really, so are you like this? So We're at
the Seattle Airport the other day and I was walking
down this really steep flight of stairs and I was
holding one big bag at a big backpack on and
to balance myself, I leaned over and I grasped the handrail,
(15:46):
of course, yet to which my wife says, She goes,
oh my god, I can't believe you would reach over
into and I go, I'm sure it has a lot
of germs on there, and I go, but I'll bet
I'll bet it as less germs than my butt.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
She he goes, why would you say that? And I go,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
If I don't get to grab his hand row, I'm
gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You're
my wife, You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I
think what you meant to say was thank you for thinking.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Of me precisely. Absolutely, yeah, I do that. That surfing
thing on the elevator, on the escalator because I don't
want to touch the handhoh okay, yeah, it it's tricky.
I almost fell down recently. Recently, you're almost fall down,
go boom. Well that one in Denver, you've got to
(16:34):
go through that, the Chicane of escalators.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
There is an escalator and DC goes down to the Metro.
I swear it's six miles long the escalator. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I famously remember I told you about the guy that
was wearing the beautiful three piece suits that had had
his male member dangling. He just referred to himself as
I famously. No, you'll know the story. The story about
the guy was exposed himself in the pest. I know
the story. Does this happen the Paris Metro? Whoa, And
it's one of those escalators that you could take it
(17:08):
to the top of the leading tower Rapisa. It's a
long one. And the guy going the other way packed Paris.
This guy's got this huge dangler.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
No now, not to defend him. What was he getting
on the d train? That's it for.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
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Google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and Tom Extra. This
is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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