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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Time now for the Mister Obvious Show.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here's your host, mister Obvios.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hello, it is the Mister Obvious Show. I am your host,
Mister Obvious. This week, of course, every week trip around
the home the world of home repair and home maintenance,
and our spotlight this week falls on gutters. Now you'll
notice that your gutters are located along the roofline of
your home. And I'm not sure if you're aware of
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this or not, but those gutters from time to time
need to be cleaned out. Of course, due to the
hollow shape that gutters often take, they are inclined to
attract stray debris. So what you'll need to do is
grab a nice sturdy ladder. You might want to get
a piece of paper and pencil to copy these instructions
down the mister obvious checklist. What you'll need is a
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nice strong ladder and lean that up against the house.
If I'm up the ladder, and clean your cutters out
very obvious. Well, there is a phone call. Of course,
there are always questions here on mister Abia's show.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So let's go the fun.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
He speaking Hi, uh, long time listener, first time call.
Really enjoy the show. The gutter thing works.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Great, great tips, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I took advice. I used that ladder, idea right straight
to everything out just like you said, with your hands,
got rid of all the leaves. Gutter works great. Now
did you blowing right out?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Huha?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Did you start a checklist for all of the little
maintenance programs?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Which did grab a pencil? Of paper, wrote everything down,
checked it off, and I mean that way. There was
no must, no fuss, got it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Done, super, here's my problem.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Got done with the gutter thing. Now I've got leaves
in my yard. I don't know. You know, it's great.
The the gutters were con fine. Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Got leaves in the front yard or back?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Then?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Well tell you the truth, mister obvious. I got them
in both.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No kidding, I got him in both.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I'm just not entirely sure what's doing now. Because the
gutters they're working, great waters flowing down. Problem leaves in
the yards?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Are they most prevalent around the gutters?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
As a matter of fact, they are on the on
the ground right. That's that's where I put it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, Well, what you need to do is get.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Uh can you hang out just just and make another checklist.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Or copy of this down. I'll need some sort of
container to put those leaves out, like a bowl. No,
not a bowl, and I think something bigger and a
little bit more convenient. I'd say possibly maybe a trash
bag or possibly garbage bag garbage. Get the leaves up
and I'll put those in the trash bags. That should
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take care of your problem.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Wow. I can't thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Thanks for the call, and you keep listening.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I'll enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Thank you well, thank you, Colin. Enjoy us.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Next week we'll be installing a table lamb. Next time,
mister will take a time around the house.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Thanks. You asked for it, you got it.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
More Bob and this is Bob and tombs.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
She is Shara. Lastly, I Sharrah. Now that's a weird name.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Sharah.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What is that? U? S h E R R A.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, one of a kind.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
That's you got it right out the gate.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Did your folks just invent it?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (04:17):
No, no, my mom saw it in a magazine and
thought it was pretty okay?
Speaker 10 (04:21):
What is pretty deep? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What magazine? Do you know?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Research could be I think it was gent. Is that
what you want? Is that what you wanted?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It could be terribly, terribly embarrassing. I don't know, Well
it was. I was looking at the beaver hunt and great,
at first impression, you go, sorry, no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
Because she's pretty all nervous.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I just I just walked in here.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Uh now do you remember the famous beaver hunt story though,
don't you?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, one of the photos. Go ahead, I should explain
to Harg this is an awkward thing. There used to
be a feature in one of the men's magazine before
the Internet made this quite common. Yes, one of the
lesser men's magazines. I mean, you know, Playboy always had
that that uh sort of sheen of of fake fake
you know, the Playboy philosophy, like Aristotle, Playtorian.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, and then maybe an updyke story.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were. There was this sort of
faux intellectual thing going on there. But the lesser magazines
like Gent and you know Hustler. Hustler had the beaver
Hunt in which which, as you mentioned, very common now.
But the women would submit photographs of themselves, of themselves
but and they would and it would always have the
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name of the photographer. And there was one of them
in the back room one day and I opened it
up in the photographer was the lady's mom.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
And you could have viewed the description would include the
word display uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah. It was like.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Kimbo might be yeah, really really really unfortunate. I don't
know how we got off on that topic. Well, we're
going to get around to things. Have you met mister Godwin.
He's in the other room now. Hello, we've displaced him. Hello,
there were some students in the last two days. He's
made some mistakes. Maybe there for a while. You admit it,
don't you?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
See, Well, then let's let to meet CHERI. Let's find
out a share. We found out she's got a lovely
name given to her by her mom. She show it
in the magazine, probably Mademoiselle or Vogue, Reader's.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Digest, Yes, probably Readers Digest.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Scientific American. Maybe she's an engineer.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
I don't geographic. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It might have been Okay, Oh, there's a joke I
can't do. Yeah, okay, let's let's find out more. Sure
you're are you? Where do you? You live in the Midwest?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Are you from here?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
I'm from Bettendorf, Iowa. Actually grew up listening to you guys.
Uh loved the show.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah that's the past.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Love currently Christy, what's coming up in the news.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Well, the only thing that's changed I think is me.
So I uh.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
So, maybe you should and then we can switch. Yeah,
if you could see yourself, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Got a boy, because I was looking at your resume
and it looks like you've been doing some movie stuff
and some acting and living in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Yeah, So I went into LA and then I came
here a couple of years ago to help my sister
with her first Sonne. Yeah, I'm a real I'm a
real sweetheart and ended up staying and really enjoy being
back in the Midwest. It's very different from LA and
I missed a lot of things.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
About this place. But you are an actress, I am
an actor, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
An actor?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
An actor?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Line?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
What kind of roles have you had?
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Mostly comedy? I had a little bit part on Dead
to Me on Netflix that was really fun. There's another
show called Everyone Is Doing Great on WHO that I
was on. And then a lot of like internet content
and a lot of commercials and voiceover work and stuff
like that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And these days a lot of the auditioning is done
self tape with an iPhone.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, I was just talking to a guy yesterday that
lives here some of the time and dope shy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It was Jake Jill.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
And what are you guys doing later? Are you guys
getting together?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
But he just did an audition and got the guys
moving on to the next phase of it. But it's
all done remotely and you can be anywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Yeah, technology it's kind of nice.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Yeah, I enjoy it. I like being an actor. It's
really fun. The best part about it is being a waitress.
That's been good, you know. So I've been doing that
around here, which has been all right.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All right, Yeah. Now I've worked in a restaurant for
quite sometime. Christy Lee, you want to you want to
show share your restaurant skills.
Speaker 13 (08:53):
You were welcome Darby's. May I take your order please?
That's my restaurant skill.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
You know what Tom does each and every time he
goes to a restaurant. The server will come up and
I have welcome to the Bob's restaurant. And Tom looks
at them and says, you know what, We're going to
be your favorite tablet?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I know, don't. I don't throw that up that quickly.
I'll often say, oh, I like your tattoo. Is there
a story behind it?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Or what's that in your nose? Would you say that?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Are you heavily tattooed?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I have a few tattoo you know. Yeah, yeah, I've
got a couple.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Of the There's nothing more filthy than people with tattoos.
I never I don't care for it. I'm exposing my tattoo.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I see.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Very cool.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Do you are they visible when you're waiting on a table?
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Yeah, I've got one right here, but it's just like
a pretty design. It's the number twenty nine. All the
women in my family were born on the twenty ninth
of the month. Wowowitchy. And then I've got one on
my ankle. That was a mistake And it looks like
a Chuck Taylor star, but it's not.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
It's just a star.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Are you going to get it taken off?
Speaker 9 (10:02):
No?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
More converse all the time.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
I can't imagine how painful that would be on your ankle. Wow,
that's close to the bone, man.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I guess the most painful, the most commonly one to
be taken off. Pat and I were talking to a
lady that removes tattoos is the wedding ring tattoo, and
that's apparently really painful to take off. Yeah, and it's
expensive getting divorced. Yeah, yeah, I see. I'll word to
check in with Christy Lee, she's at the Silent Insurance
News that you have a story that would be interesting
(10:30):
to all of us.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That was the meanest thing I've ever heard sort of
a polite fashion.
Speaker 13 (10:39):
Wow, Actually, we were going to jump into overrated sexual fantasies.
Here we go, probably joining the Mile High Club lo
l especially in tiny bathrooms of today's planes.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
According to the top answers from Reddit.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
So wait a minute, that that's the most overrated.
Speaker 13 (10:54):
No, these are some of the most overrated sexual fantasies
by Reddit users.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
They're weighing in on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Do you guys know? Is it?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
So?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Was the Reddit users? They had the fantasy, they tried it,
they decided it was overrated.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Okay, I would yeah, I think that's a pretty overrated one,
wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
What's that? The Mile High Club?
Speaker 12 (11:10):
I can't speak and I don't know. I'm not November.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
You've done that?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Pat?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Now this is this? I think they mean with a partners? Well,
first of all, where was her husband? Is the guy
in seat four be being beaten up?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
This obviously isn't the one you had to jump out
a window? Did the impression about it?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
I think I know the impression. I'm getting spot on.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Do for it to count for the Mile highing Club account?
Do both people have to complete?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Nobly?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Does the guy at least have to complete I think yes, yes,
I don't think I think saying yes yes.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
The guy has to complete the girl doesn't always.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Don't just go in there and kiss and hug the
mile high clasby a Shrek on my iPad.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know, I'm going to get back to the seat
and get things going.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
It's good to have priority, like, but I think it
has to be like the donut French right thing?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Huh what? No, No, God, she's right.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I I have completed on a donut eating a French now,
you know. So it can't just be a little in
and out you It should be the full thing.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
But the larger point here is is this on your
list of.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
This is not a fantasy?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I would no.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
I mean I don't even like using the bathroom for
what it's fore.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, this is no.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Two. I can't.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
I wouldn't be able to get comfortable. I gotta I
gotta be able to stretch my legs out.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I mean, my god, it's her work, she's working, and
those those bathrooms are tiny.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, of course I.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Eat.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
She would I don't know how would you do it?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
He seated on the seat.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I would think the question, but is this something that
you would ever even want to do? Is the question.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well, I get the thrill, Yeah, yeah, sure, and I
get the whole. Hey, you know I'm a member of
the myloge. That's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Really, I think it's gross. You can get a T
shirt you think sex is gross? You want me to
put what when? That's not true? Have you been?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
It's filthy and great?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's for reproduction, correct, that's all.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I was just on a rather large airplane, and even
on that thing, the bathroom I could, of course, and
I had to go in there. I'm thinking, this is
the time the seat belt light pops on and the
things gonna rop ten thousand feet. No, I have no
desire to be part of that.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
What about sex on the beach? That's another one.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
This reddit user says sand goes everywhere.
Speaker 12 (14:01):
It wasn't worth it.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
True, True, Tom, here's the one for you, Sex and
a lake.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think that's kind of counter productive. I mean, unless
you remember the scene in Jaws where the the reel
starts going out when the shark grabs the wireline and
he says he says to pour water on the reel,
uh to cool it down. I mean, I suppose if
it's smoking. You might want to wade into the lake.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
It'll just make more smoke. Water creates frick shags.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Sex is awful. Pumping nasty water into your partner sounds terrible.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
This nasty water into your park. You know what that
does sound to So you don't want to do it.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
In my book, now we can say anything we want.
So that's what that's what someone That's what someone in
Reddit wrote down.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
Okay, being with a man with a huge male member.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh, Chris, Well, ladies.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
Not only overrated, but pretty damn exaggerated as well, the
average beingess smaller than people liked to think.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, girls like the small penis.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
I imagine it does sort of become on wheel d
and yeah yeah, I mean.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
If it depends how big? Right painful? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
And well, and guys know what the most haunting words are, No, no,
you're perfect.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I just take it and run. Yeah yeah, yeah you
got to you can't dwell on it.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Yeah, all men are perfect?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah that is true.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yes, yes, not quite up to snuff.
Speaker 13 (15:37):
Overrated sexual fantasy, according to Reddit users shower sex. Sure,
it's impractical, uncomfortable, and every time we've done it, I've
almost slipped and died.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's why I wear your water shoes in there for
grip to be safe. Tom, do you wear water shoes?
I go extra safe.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
When you take a shower in your home, do you
wear shower.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Shoes and water wings? No?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
But I if I go out to the pool, I'll
put on water shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Really okay, you'll get your own pool at your house.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
You wear water shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You wear water shoes in the house between the concrete top.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
No, you're between that between the house that if I
walk to the house, you won't walk barefoot. I'd rather not.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I are the oddest person I know.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
I bet he has algae between his toes right now?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
What's that in your toes? Algae?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
And they're like two blades? To take this topic? Are
there anymore from the reddit people?
Speaker 12 (16:37):
There are the threesomes?
Speaker 13 (16:39):
According to this reddit user, I'll call my parents instead
if I want to disappoint two people at the same time.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, that's fine, and then check. I say you you've
nailed this one.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I can't. I can't play z own. I will not
do it one on one man. I can't. I can't,
Oh fusing, it's.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Never been interested to me, Josh, is that part of
your repertoire events. Sure really like that?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I would?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I am a one woman man.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Are you now or have you ever been, Josh a
member of a communist party?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I think that that has its place, doesn't it? Look
Tom Thom is doing?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
No? No, I'm curious. Have you ever been involved in
one of these so called three Let's say I have okay,
just so fun, let's say he has.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
The key is to not have any sort of delusions
of grandeur. It's not just about you, It's about everybody.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Isn't that sounds really reasonable? And yet?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
But is it has to be at some point? It's
much like just waiting for a bus, isn't it? I mean?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So no, no, I I yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
I would maybe be a person who would appreciate the
chance to go get a glass of water.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Okay and then come back. Are there times where you
feel left out? Like you're just kind of like I said,
you use that time to your advantage? Do you go
make some microwave balls?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Now? Do they make requests like I'd like a b
L t uh? Would you mind go into the kitchen
and whipping up both? I can't?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Hey wait a second, am I out?
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Not?
Speaker 11 (18:15):
If you make a good b l T and come back.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I want to catch up now when you were doing this.
If I were to shord of the BLT, what did
the guy want?
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Devil Streetway is what he's got there, full tower, full time.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
See the assumption was no, that does not appeal to
me at all. Are there any any other fantasies that
are appealing to you at all?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Check?
Speaker 7 (18:40):
No, I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Really Yeah, a little dirty talk, right?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You like that?
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I like?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I like I like a Little League game. Yeah, I
like to hear how I'm doing. Really, I like I
like an instant report card. Yeah yeah, yeah, it up man.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Not too crazy like swing? Okay, that's that's fine.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
Are you a talker in that situation?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Is that the only place you don't talk to him
that you may have nailed it?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Share you Have you had it go bad? Have you
had dirty Talco bad?
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Yeah, And it's pretty awkward. You know, you get a
little into it and it's like you meant to say,
you know, yeah, daddy right there, but it came out
as like.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
The daddy thing is disturbing.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
Yeah, even if you really get into character, it can
get even more disturbing. You know.
Speaker 10 (19:26):
I was like, yeah, daddy right there, but it came
out as you know, yeah daddy right there.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That would mean, you know, I kind of like that,
and that's the problem.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
He liked it too. He's like, I gotta call the cops.
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