November 19, 2025 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Concert t shirts and comedian Chad Daniels.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all coming up right after this. November is heating
up for US soccer in States.
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Need to be a literally more Monastery.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Week International friendlies for the nm.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okallum.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That was a nasty the Black Friday friendly for the women.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
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We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the
Westwood One Sports Aunt and the behind the scenes stories.
Catch the US Soccer Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Boy, do we have an episode for you.
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Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In sather No, Hi, just north of Cincinnaty.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I beheld of vision.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Next to the expressway was a sixty foot Gesus with
his hands in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Looks like he's carved out of bud, just like I had.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
The state food.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Big butter, Geesus, sweet cream cheese, old Country fresh Gesus
consulted Jesus Old Promise Geesus Imperial Gesus.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can't believe it's not gesus.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Old spread Boord.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We know what you need.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm chick McGee. Hello Tom, What are you snickering at?
This letter is really funny?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, guys, are you able to share it on this Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
We were talking yesterday to Jimmy Pardo, great comedium, so fun.
We were talking about concert t shirts and he's a
huge music fan and has dozens of classic rock t shirts,
and interestingly enough, he keeps them folded in alphabetical order. Yeah,
and he was saying he at one point had considered
(02:33):
I guess maybe this was was this your idea that
someone said, turn them into a quilt?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
A quilt?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Do you do you have that letter? Is that what
you're talking about? I don't have it handy, but we'll
get to that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Someone.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I mean, because I want to show the picture someone
made a quilt thought of theirs?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It is pretty cool?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Cool. Yeah, I've seen it online and I think it is.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I've had a skirt made with that before.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Oh, and some of them are actually quite valuable.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is this one? Probably there we go, Okay, that's
do you have that letter? Dear Bob a Tom show.
This is from Kyle. Heard your segment with Pardo about
old band shirts years ago. My mom made this quote
out of my old shirts. They run the gamut from
eighties hair glam bands like def Leppard to brutal death
metal bands like necro Phagist, Oh Boy and Hate Eternal.
(03:22):
I think Josh will appreciate the Pantera and Slayer shirts.
That really is cool. Well the show. That's Kyle from Boise.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
But a lot of those shirts are actually quite valuable.
Oh if the original one's been And obviously right now
with urban outfitters, they're everywhere and kids are wearing Nirvana.
We've talked about that ad nauseum my fault. As a
substitute teacher, I see a lot of band t shirts.
One of my students wore a nineteen seventy one Elton
John concert tour T shirt No.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Huh, not knowing that they were probably wearing yeah, quite expensive.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
On the back all the venues where the concert appeared,
including Wichita, Kansas. I was at that concert from this
is from a Chuck in Goddard, Kansas. Then he's ps
everything hurts.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
A man of a certain remember that Pat and Elton
John go on concert and play good songs. Remember that
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Seventy one was a great year.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I saw him in Wildwood, I saw him at seventy
five a rich Field Coliseum years ago. He was great.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And in any event, I was listening to the love
Tonight Goodbye Yellow Brick Road this morning. He was on
Brian on the way in and I realized I do
not know what he is saying. After he declares I'm
going back to my plow, and he says back to
back to the Howland bout in the Woods.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yes, yeah, something out in the woods, Holland dogg I
think Holland back.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
To the Howland Dog album Out in the Woods. That
makes sense, Yeah, yeah, it works, works, And then putting
the horny.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Started.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Honestly, for me, it started falling apart with the song
Yellow Brick Road.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't like exactly where it falls apart when the
guy says, hey, I'm not a present for your friends.
Too young to be saying no, no, not good. Oh,
I think it's quite good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
By Yellow Road where the Dogs of Society howl. And
by the way, one of my favorite tribute bands, Elton
John Tribute The Dogs of Society I think it's pretty
goody good, real real, don't so what is? What is
the lyrics? Back to the whole, back to the howling
old owls, hunting the hornyback toe.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh, it's a little story. Is what really is?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hunting the hornyback toe? Absolutely almost. I finally decided my
future lives beyond the yellow brick Road.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, so he says, Hey, I tried it. I came
from this rural area. I want to go back. I'm
kind of tired of being on exhibit here for me.
What a good story?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Shoot down the plane. It'll take you a couple of
vodka and tonics again for.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
A song you guys hate. You sure know the lyrics,
he says. He I didn't know no better. He says,
vodka and tonics. I've been singing accur In tablets.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And my whole life, I've gone, Oh, I need to
look up what Accurin was like, if it was some
sort of downer.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or upper talk. Oh, yeah, we all do that. You
waked up though, of course, see you as something more
than six.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I defy you now to listen to that song and
not hear accurent tablets.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
What accurate Accurin would be Would that be one of
those memory aiding Yes, I just assumed it was some
drug scams out there for you know, I couldn't remember
my own name.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, are you tired of trying to get Are you
tired of trying to get up in the morning?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
High?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Amimation? Adam?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Would you need an accurate tablet? If I had googled
accurate tamplets? Do you think of what it said? Do
you mean vodka? And it might have.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get you up in the morning headache relief and just
a touch of meth accurate.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Now we're gonna head over that way. That is the
Silent Insurance news desk with Christy Lee wearing two different
new Bob and Tom sweatshirts. Those are really nice, but
we got to uh where do you what does one
get those?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You can't get them anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
They're not available up shop.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I feel like you have been told that numerous times. YEA, yeah,
you've been told that. You gotta write that down.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'll explain right and now I pull that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm tired of hearing about it. You explain right now?
How does radio work? We're having something incorrect. Listen, you
have to teach us.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I want to know, I really like those. We should
reissue them. Let's get you. I asked you for some news.
I don't know what you're going.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Hey, there's a new study out there that reveals which
types of cars attract the most bird droppings. If you're
in the market to buy a new car, listen up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I've heard birds hate buicks, That's what I heard.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Well, actually, we're going to start with the color. What
color do you think birds like the most?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm gonna go white. That would have been my guest.
I would have been black.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Brown cars are the most likely to get but you
kind of hunt out a brown.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Cars are just they're originally white.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That's what happens. And I've heard that birds can't control
when they defecate. It just that's how That's why it
happens that way.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It just happens.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They can't they have no control.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Away, Wait a second, did a bird tell you this?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maybe an embarrassed ber?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Was it the dodo?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Since nobody gets newspapers anymore, do they sell like papers
to put at the bottom of your parrot's cage?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I do throw an iPad.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
On the digital labe.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Welcome down, Welcome to Hackey's. Are you ready for your headliner.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Here's well, yeah, I wonder what you do use mail.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm just asking. It's a fair question.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yeah, you could use those flyers, followed by red and
black vehicles. Ram trucks top the list is the most
frequently targeted by bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Interesting do they know this?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I know. RAM trucks ride my ass more than any
vehicle on the road.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I would agree with them.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
And they're pretty loud, very aggressive, followed by Jeep, Chevrolet, Nissans,
and Dodges. More than one and in ten drivers report
actual paint damage caused by bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'd heard that it can away.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We go to.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
The car wash.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Don't park under a tree might help.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Close to one third of American surveyed feel like birds
have personally singled out their vehicle for attack. You know what,
I said that from parking right here.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I know I park under the tree, But you know
that the good news about that tree, it's dying. Did
you see that it's not going to be that just fall?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
No, are you going to take that spider? Hang on?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Change, Hang on a second. I got out and I
looked up and I said, was leaving I bet that
tree is dying. Maybe maybe you're right, might be the drought,
and correctly, people died before that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Smart ass.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a big tree fan.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Did people say that the bird poop is damaging their
their pain? I I'm somewhat skeptical, but now, if it's
denting your car, that means you live in an area
full of terodactyls.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Fifteen percent said they've been pooped on while getting in
or out of their vehicle.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh, that's funny. Always funny when somebody gets pooped on.
Unless it's people pooping on people, then that's just hot.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't think I've ever been hit by a bird.
Bird crap.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
My mom did once when we were all sitting on
the deck and they all just doubled though right on,
right on her arm. She was holding like a Bartles
and James look like suntan lotion.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Just kind of man.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
We howled, what's what's the what's the truck flap with
the guy peeing on it?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, Calvin and Hobbes then yeah, and what was he?
What was he? Brand? I have read Washington one for
a piston on Cowboys logo.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Stuff like that. Okay, are those licenses? Sure, Washington's making
some cash.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Now coming up, we're to talk with comedian Chad Daniels.
In a matter of moments.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know, I noticed that tree was dying. Tom says, uh,
you know, it's fall.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
We're going to believe of go via satellite to wherever
Chad Daniels happens to be. There he is, I can
see him, comedian Chad Daniels, apparently in his kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Where are you, Chad, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
At a buddy's lake cabin.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh, very cool. What lake? Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Cedar Lake? I believe it's called Oh sure, sure, Oh,
thank you for welcoming me with that big Minnesota welcome.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Is a Cedar Lake in Minnesota?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It is not. It is in the great state of Indiana.
Really yeah, and way way up. I think I don't
really know where I am. I flew, I took toothlights
and an hour drive, and then when I went to
get groceries, I was in Michigan, So I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Not by groceries do you mean pot what?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yes, yes, groceries.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well, I guess we should explain that the legal marijuana
exists in the state of Michigan and in Illinois, and so.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
If you're living in Indiana, the only reason to go
to Michigan needs to get pot.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Does you want to get groceries? But we know Chad,
and I don't think we've warned him to be much
of a pot guy. He's just said a story, he's dabbled.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
But I'm I'm the most boring human being that's ever lived.
I don't do any of that stuff. I quit drinking
a year and a half ago, and I'm just not fun.
It's true. I used to like sometimes when I order
water from a server at a restaurant, I want to
tell them, hey, just so you know, though I did
(13:52):
party hard at one time, it's embarrassing to order water,
and you know, people go like, hey, how's it going drinking?
And I only really miss it when I'm doing stuff.
Kind of the only time I miss it in when
stuff is happening, and my girlfriend Kelsey, she'll say like, uh, hey,
(14:15):
well you're gonna live longer. It's like awesome, more of
this great? And then we go give caffeine to a
homeless guy. I would you like that?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Have you quit everything? I mean, you don't smoke, you
don't do drug.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I've never really, I've never really done that stuff. I've taken,
you know, I'll take an edible every once every six
months to watch a movie. But uh, I got to
tell you, here's what's weird. I just like I like
my reality and so and I like sleeping.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
So that's what I Yeah, what about caffeine? You are
you drinking coffee?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh? I'm drinking so much coffee, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Very nice.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
We're speaking with comedian Chad Daniels, and Ad is once
again at what's it called Corkscrew Lake?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
What was it against?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know, you used to be a lot better at
acting like you're paying attention. Do you have a Kelsey
with you?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
No? No, no, she's got all her own stuff going on.
But uh, you know, people people will ask a lot
about when I tell them I'm dating another comedian. They'll
say Kelsey Cook. They'll say, hey, isn't it isn't it
always fun? You guys always have fun? And I have
to remind them I'm still a man and she's still
(15:34):
a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
So so no, it's not. I don't know that I've
ever dated someone that I'm more different than than her,
because she has a ring on her finger. It's called
an or ring that tells her how she sleeps. And
she's like, hey, you should get an orra ring and
I go, no, thanks, I don't want to wear a ring,
(15:59):
and she goes, well you should. It helps you. It
tells you how you slept, and I go, I'm fifty,
I know how I sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Some days I'll wake up and I'll be like, and
I know that that was not enough sleep. And then
other days I wake up and I'm like, I don't
need coffe because the sunshine outside and that was brought
to you by a lot of restorative sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's nice. There you go.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Chad Daniels is our guest. And so so you went
to a lake house by yourself to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Your by myself, to enjoy your son. My friend joined me. Ah, okay, yes,
we will be doing some fishing right now. He's on
the dock fishing, and his family will come up. They
always come up to Minnesota to my cabin every year.
And then they bought themselves a cabin. They call it
(16:54):
a cottage here. Let me be clear, it's their cabins,
not cottages. Fifteen hundreds. So so then I came down
here because I wanted to see it, and like I said,
his family will come up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Cool, I see, I see.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Do you are you?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Is that a goatee? Turn your head to the side here,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh, I think I'm just I think I'm lit from
the side.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Because I was gonna say,
when you said it's not the fifteen hundreds, it's also
not two thousand and five if you have a goatee.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
No, I completely understand that. And I am making some stew,
some lamb stew. So I am going to have to
get back to that.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh oh right, right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Chad Daniels is our guest, a distinguished stand up comedian.
What else is happening in your life?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I have listen. I don't know if I attract stupid people,
but I have to because i'm and And let me
also say this, getting honked at I don't know what
it does to my brain. I don't know if I
was honked at as a child and then now I
freak out every time it happens. But I was driving
(18:07):
on the highway and following maybe the slowest person ever.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Speaking of the fifteen hundreds, they would have been beaten
by a horse and buggy. And so I'm then I
have to pull off the exit with them. Then I
have to take a left hand turn behind them. Everything
is taking so slow? Is it taking such a long time?
And so they're going straight on this light and I
have to get in the right hand lane next to them,
(18:33):
but they are straddling that line that separates, so I can't.
I can't move over, and so finally I honk my
horn and then I go to the right of him
and he he ends up hunking back at me. So
I roll my window down and I go, hey, man,
(18:55):
are you hunking at me? Are you hunking at someone
behind you? That's crazy? And he goes, well, you're you've
been up on me this whole time, and you've been
doing this. And I go, right now, you are on
the line of two different lanes. You can't first of all,
you're going so slow, and you can't be doing this.
And I said, you have to be the solution. And
(19:19):
he said, it's actually be part of the solution. The
phrase is the phrase is don't be part of the problem,
be part of the solution. And I said, I know that,
that's the phrase. I understand that, but right now you
need to be the solution because you're the entire problem.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You're not even part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It doesn't a very civilized discussion.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I think so too. But then all of a sudden
he tries to cut me off and go further. And
I was getting gas at a gas station and I'm
trying to you know, when you like, after you get
your gas, you have to take a right out of
the parking lot sometimes and then someone else will come
straight to that opening. And so that's what was happening.
(20:04):
And we were waiting for traffic to clear on the road,
and so she starts to go, and then but so
I pull up, then she pulls up, and then when
the traffic clear, she starts to go. So I got
in front of her, and she laid on her horn.
So I got out of my car and I asked
politely if she would roll her window down, and I said,
(20:26):
why are you honking at me? And she goes, you
got in my way? And I said did you get
here before or after me? And she said after? And
I said, okay, here's the next one. Then do you
get do you get to go before or after me,
and I go. You know what's great about this test?
All the answers are the same answer. I'm going to
(20:49):
get shot in traffic.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Just ignore the horn and move on,
move on. I'm glad all is well with you. Enjoyed
the fishing today, and lamb stew I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Thank you for.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Concert t shirts and comedian Chad Daniels.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all coming up right after this. November is heating
up for US soccer in States.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Need to be a literally more Monastery.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Week International friendlies for the nm.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okallum.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That was a nasty the Black Friday friendly for the women.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the
Westwood One Sports Aunt and the behind the scenes stories.
Catch the US Soccer Podcast.
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Boy, do we have an episode for you.
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Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In sather No, Hi, just north of Cincinnaty.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I beheld of vision.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Next to the expressway was a sixty foot Gesus with
his hands in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Looks like he's carved out of bud, just like I had.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
The state food.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Big butter, Geesus, sweet cream cheese, old Country fresh Gesus
consulted Jesus Old Promise Geesus Imperial Gesus.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can't believe it's not gesus.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Old spread Boord.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We know what you need.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm chick McGee. Hello Tom, What are you snickering at?
This letter is really funny?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, guys, are you able to share it on this Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
We were talking yesterday to Jimmy Pardo, great comedium, so fun.
We were talking about concert t shirts and he's a
huge music fan and has dozens of classic rock t shirts,
and interestingly enough, he keeps them folded in alphabetical order. Yeah,
and he was saying he at one point had considered
(02:33):
I guess maybe this was was this your idea that
someone said, turn them into a quilt?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
A quilt?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Do you do you have that letter? Is that what
you're talking about? I don't have it handy, but we'll
get to that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Someone.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I mean, because I want to show the picture someone
made a quilt thought of theirs?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It is pretty cool?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Cool. Yeah, I've seen it online and I think it is.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I've had a skirt made with that before.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Oh, and some of them are actually quite valuable.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
This is this one? Probably there we go, Okay, that's
do you have that letter? Dear Bob a Tom show.
This is from Kyle. Heard your segment with Pardo about
old band shirts years ago. My mom made this quote
out of my old shirts. They run the gamut from
eighties hair glam bands like def Leppard to brutal death
metal bands like necro Phagist, Oh Boy and Hate Eternal.
(03:22):
I think Josh will appreciate the Pantera and Slayer shirts.
That really is cool. Well the show. That's Kyle from Boise.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
But a lot of those shirts are actually quite valuable.
Oh if the original one's been And obviously right now
with urban outfitters, they're everywhere and kids are wearing Nirvana.
We've talked about that ad nauseum my fault. As a
substitute teacher, I see a lot of band t shirts.
One of my students wore a nineteen seventy one Elton
John concert tour T shirt No.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Huh, not knowing that they were probably wearing yeah, quite expensive.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
On the back all the venues where the concert appeared,
including Wichita, Kansas. I was at that concert from this
is from a Chuck in Goddard, Kansas. Then he's ps
everything hurts.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
A man of a certain remember that Pat and Elton
John go on concert and play good songs. Remember that
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Seventy one was a great year.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I saw him in Wildwood, I saw him at seventy
five a rich Field Coliseum years ago. He was great.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And in any event, I was listening to the love
Tonight Goodbye Yellow Brick Road this morning. He was on
Brian on the way in and I realized I do
not know what he is saying. After he declares I'm
going back to my plow, and he says back to
back to the Howland bout in the Woods.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yes, yeah, something out in the woods, Holland dogg I
think Holland back.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
To the Howland Dog album Out in the Woods. That
makes sense, Yeah, yeah, it works, works, And then putting
the horny.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Started.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Honestly, for me, it started falling apart with the song
Yellow Brick Road.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't like exactly where it falls apart when the
guy says, hey, I'm not a present for your friends.
Too young to be saying no, no, not good. Oh,
I think it's quite good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
By Yellow Road where the Dogs of Society howl. And
by the way, one of my favorite tribute bands, Elton
John Tribute The Dogs of Society I think it's pretty
goody good, real real, don't so what is? What is
the lyrics? Back to the whole, back to the howling
old owls, hunting the hornyback toe.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh, it's a little story. Is what really is?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hunting the hornyback toe? Absolutely almost. I finally decided my
future lives beyond the yellow brick Road.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, so he says, Hey, I tried it. I came
from this rural area. I want to go back. I'm
kind of tired of being on exhibit here for me.
What a good story?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Shoot down the plane. It'll take you a couple of
vodka and tonics again for.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
A song you guys hate. You sure know the lyrics,
he says. He I didn't know no better. He says,
vodka and tonics. I've been singing accur In tablets.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And my whole life, I've gone, Oh, I need to
look up what Accurin was like, if it was some
sort of downer.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or upper talk. Oh, yeah, we all do that. You
waked up though, of course, see you as something more
than six.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I defy you now to listen to that song and
not hear accurent tablets.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
What accurate Accurin would be Would that be one of
those memory aiding Yes, I just assumed it was some
drug scams out there for you know, I couldn't remember
my own name.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, are you tired of trying to get Are you
tired of trying to get up in the morning?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
High?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Amimation? Adam?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Would you need an accurate tablet? If I had googled
accurate tamplets? Do you think of what it said? Do
you mean vodka? And it might have.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get you up in the morning headache relief and just
a touch of meth accurate.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Now we're gonna head over that way. That is the
Silent Insurance news desk with Christy Lee wearing two different
new Bob and Tom sweatshirts. Those are really nice, but
we got to uh where do you what does one
get those?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You can't get them anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
They're not available up shop.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I feel like you have been told that numerous times. YEA, yeah,
you've been told that. You gotta write that down.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'll explain right and now I pull that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm tired of hearing about it. You explain right now?
How does radio work? We're having something incorrect. Listen, you
have to teach us.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I want to know, I really like those. We should
reissue them. Let's get you. I asked you for some news.
I don't know what you're going.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Hey, there's a new study out there that reveals which
types of cars attract the most bird droppings. If you're
in the market to buy a new car, listen up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I've heard birds hate buicks, That's what I heard.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Well, actually, we're going to start with the color. What
color do you think birds like the most?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm gonna go white. That would have been my guest.
I would have been black.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Brown cars are the most likely to get but you
kind of hunt out a brown.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Cars are just they're originally white.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That's what happens. And I've heard that birds can't control
when they defecate. It just that's how That's why it
happens that way.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It just happens.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They can't they have no control.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Away, Wait a second, did a bird tell you this?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maybe an embarrassed ber?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Was it the dodo?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Since nobody gets newspapers anymore, do they sell like papers
to put at the bottom of your parrot's cage?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I do throw an iPad.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
On the digital labe.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Welcome down, Welcome to Hackey's. Are you ready for your headliner.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Here's well, yeah, I wonder what you do use mail.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm just asking. It's a fair question.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yeah, you could use those flyers, followed by red and
black vehicles. Ram trucks top the list is the most
frequently targeted by bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Interesting do they know this?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I know. RAM trucks ride my ass more than any
vehicle on the road.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I would agree with them.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
And they're pretty loud, very aggressive, followed by Jeep, Chevrolet, Nissans,
and Dodges. More than one and in ten drivers report
actual paint damage caused by bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'd heard that it can away.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We go to.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
The car wash.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Don't park under a tree might help.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Close to one third of American surveyed feel like birds
have personally singled out their vehicle for attack. You know what,
I said that from parking right here.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I know I park under the tree, But you know
that the good news about that tree, it's dying. Did
you see that it's not going to be that just fall?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
No, are you going to take that spider? Hang on?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Change, Hang on a second. I got out and I
looked up and I said, was leaving I bet that
tree is dying. Maybe maybe you're right, might be the drought,
and correctly, people died before that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Smart ass.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a big tree fan.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Did people say that the bird poop is damaging their
their pain? I I'm somewhat skeptical, but now, if it's
denting your car, that means you live in an area
full of terodactyls.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Fifteen percent said they've been pooped on while getting in
or out of their vehicle.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh, that's funny. Always funny when somebody gets pooped on.
Unless it's people pooping on people, then that's just hot.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't think I've ever been hit by a bird.
Bird crap.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
My mom did once when we were all sitting on
the deck and they all just doubled though right on,
right on her arm. She was holding like a Bartles
and James look like suntan lotion.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Just kind of man.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
We howled, what's what's the what's the truck flap with
the guy peeing on it?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, Calvin and Hobbes then yeah, and what was he?
What was he? Brand? I have read Washington one for
a piston on Cowboys logo.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Stuff like that. Okay, are those licenses? Sure, Washington's making
some cash.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Now coming up, we're to talk with comedian Chad Daniels.
In a matter of moments.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know, I noticed that tree was dying. Tom says, uh,
you know, it's fall.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
We're going to believe of go via satellite to wherever
Chad Daniels happens to be. There he is, I can
see him, comedian Chad Daniels, apparently in his kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Where are you, Chad, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
At a buddy's lake cabin.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh, very cool. What lake? Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Cedar Lake? I believe it's called Oh sure, sure, Oh,
thank you for welcoming me with that big Minnesota welcome.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Is a Cedar Lake in Minnesota?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It is not. It is in the great state of Indiana.
Really yeah, and way way up. I think I don't
really know where I am. I flew, I took toothlights
and an hour drive, and then when I went to
get groceries, I was in Michigan, So I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Not by groceries do you mean pot what?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yes, yes, groceries.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well, I guess we should explain that the legal marijuana
exists in the state of Michigan and in Illinois, and so.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
If you're living in Indiana, the only reason to go
to Michigan needs to get pot.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Does you want to get groceries? But we know Chad,
and I don't think we've warned him to be much
of a pot guy. He's just said a story, he's dabbled.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
But I'm I'm the most boring human being that's ever lived.
I don't do any of that stuff. I quit drinking
a year and a half ago, and I'm just not fun.
It's true. I used to like sometimes when I order
water from a server at a restaurant, I want to
tell them, hey, just so you know, though I did
(13:52):
party hard at one time, it's embarrassing to order water,
and you know, people go like, hey, how's it going drinking?
And I only really miss it when I'm doing stuff.
Kind of the only time I miss it in when
stuff is happening, and my girlfriend Kelsey, she'll say like, uh, hey,
(14:15):
well you're gonna live longer. It's like awesome, more of
this great? And then we go give caffeine to a
homeless guy. I would you like that?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Have you quit everything? I mean, you don't smoke, you
don't do drug.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I've never really, I've never really done that stuff. I've taken,
you know, I'll take an edible every once every six
months to watch a movie. But uh, I got to
tell you, here's what's weird. I just like I like
my reality and so and I like sleeping.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
So that's what I Yeah, what about caffeine? You are
you drinking coffee?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh? I'm drinking so much coffee, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Very nice.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
We're speaking with comedian Chad Daniels, and Ad is once
again at what's it called Corkscrew Lake?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
What was it against?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know, you used to be a lot better at
acting like you're paying attention. Do you have a Kelsey
with you?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
No? No, no, she's got all her own stuff going on.
But uh, you know, people people will ask a lot
about when I tell them I'm dating another comedian. They'll
say Kelsey Cook. They'll say, hey, isn't it isn't it
always fun? You guys always have fun? And I have
to remind them I'm still a man and she's still
(15:34):
a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
So so no, it's not. I don't know that I've
ever dated someone that I'm more different than than her,
because she has a ring on her finger. It's called
an or ring that tells her how she sleeps. And
she's like, hey, you should get an orra ring and
I go, no, thanks, I don't want to wear a ring,
(15:59):
and she goes, well you should. It helps you. It
tells you how you slept, and I go, I'm fifty,
I know how I sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Some days I'll wake up and I'll be like, and
I know that that was not enough sleep. And then
other days I wake up and I'm like, I don't
need coffe because the sunshine outside and that was brought
to you by a lot of restorative sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's nice. There you go.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Chad Daniels is our guest. And so so you went
to a lake house by yourself to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Your by myself, to enjoy your son. My friend joined me. Ah, okay, yes,
we will be doing some fishing right now. He's on
the dock fishing, and his family will come up. They
always come up to Minnesota to my cabin every year.
And then they bought themselves a cabin. They call it
(16:54):
a cottage here. Let me be clear, it's their cabins,
not cottages. Fifteen hundreds. So so then I came down
here because I wanted to see it, and like I said,
his family will come up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Cool, I see, I see.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Do you are you?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Is that a goatee? Turn your head to the side here,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh, I think I'm just I think I'm lit from
the side.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Because I was gonna say,
when you said it's not the fifteen hundreds, it's also
not two thousand and five if you have a goatee.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
No, I completely understand that. And I am making some stew,
some lamb stew. So I am going to have to
get back to that.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh oh right, right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Chad Daniels is our guest, a distinguished stand up comedian.
What else is happening in your life?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I have listen. I don't know if I attract stupid people,
but I have to because i'm and And let me
also say this, getting honked at I don't know what
it does to my brain. I don't know if I
was honked at as a child and then now I
freak out every time it happens. But I was driving
(18:07):
on the highway and following maybe the slowest person ever.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Speaking of the fifteen hundreds, they would have been beaten
by a horse and buggy. And so I'm then I
have to pull off the exit with them. Then I
have to take a left hand turn behind them. Everything
is taking so slow? Is it taking such a long time?
And so they're going straight on this light and I
have to get in the right hand lane next to them,
(18:33):
but they are straddling that line that separates, so I can't.
I can't move over, and so finally I honk my
horn and then I go to the right of him
and he he ends up hunking back at me. So
I roll my window down and I go, hey, man,
(18:55):
are you hunking at me? Are you hunking at someone
behind you? That's crazy? And he goes, well, you're you've
been up on me this whole time, and you've been
doing this. And I go, right now, you are on
the line of two different lanes. You can't first of all,
you're going so slow, and you can't be doing this.
And I said, you have to be the solution. And
(19:19):
he said, it's actually be part of the solution. The
phrase is the phrase is don't be part of the problem,
be part of the solution. And I said, I know that,
that's the phrase. I understand that, but right now you
need to be the solution because you're the entire problem.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You're not even part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It doesn't a very civilized discussion.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I think so too. But then all of a sudden
he tries to cut me off and go further. And
I was getting gas at a gas station and I'm
trying to you know, when you like, after you get
your gas, you have to take a right out of
the parking lot sometimes and then someone else will come
straight to that opening. And so that's what was happening.
(20:04):
And we were waiting for traffic to clear on the road,
and so she starts to go, and then but so
I pull up, then she pulls up, and then when
the traffic clear, she starts to go. So I got
in front of her, and she laid on her horn.
So I got out of my car and I asked
politely if she would roll her window down, and I said,
(20:26):
why are you honking at me? And she goes, you
got in my way? And I said did you get
here before or after me? And she said after? And
I said, okay, here's the next one. Then do you
get do you get to go before or after me,
and I go. You know what's great about this test?
All the answers are the same answer. I'm going to
(20:49):
get shot in traffic.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Just ignore the horn and move on,
move on. I'm glad all is well with you. Enjoyed
the fishing today, and lamb stew I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Thank you for.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and
Tom Extra. This is Christopher take care of Everybody?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Was some guys?
Speaker 9 (21:15):
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and host of my new show, Seaball Getball. I'm a
defensive lineman. That's why that's the name. You see the ball,
you go get it. We're gonna dive deep into college football.
We're gonna break down film, We'll have bold takes, real
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