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Speaker 4 (01:49):
This is Bob and Tom Exty.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Tom. It looks like Hooker has set us up with
a round of drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, we were just trying those new oreos, the Selena
Gomez oreos. I gave him a big thumbs up.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Christy did not like I could barely tell the difference.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
Well, I think I was saying I had just eaten
some oatmeal that was pretty flavorful, and I don't know
if that has evenything to do with.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
It flavorful oatmeal? Is it'thing like that?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:23):
Very good Odiac brand.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I like, but these are sodas and where are these from?

Speaker 10 (02:32):
These? Mark's Mike, Mark's son brought them, Pat Troy, Yeah, Patrick.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
They're an independent brand.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It is.

Speaker 11 (02:41):
It's Lester's Fixens.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
I love the name Lester's.

Speaker 11 (02:45):
And there's a picture of Lester on the on the.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Looks like an appable chap.

Speaker 11 (02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:51):
This one sweet corn made with pure cane sugar and yeah, yellow,
it's very yellow.

Speaker 11 (02:59):
There's lots of yellow.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do it does it does look like a urine sample? Yeah,
very yellow.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Okay, who's it smells exactly like a can of corn
where so we're trying that first, the sweet corn. It
tastes better than it smells.

Speaker 12 (03:15):
It is.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's delicious corn. It's like corn in the cob with
fizz in it.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
It tastes like somebody poured cream soda into a can
of corn. And I'm going to set it aside. You
don't like it, it's not for me.

Speaker 11 (03:30):
No, but cotton candy.

Speaker 10 (03:31):
Aftertaste, I would say almost like that's how sugary it is.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Yes, there's no doubt that it's corn though. Yeah, I
mean we're going to see that when we pooh, do
you think so?

Speaker 8 (03:45):
I'm trying to process this so, okay, that's how corny
it is.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Is.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
The is the idea of this to drink it an ice.

Speaker 11 (03:55):
I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's so ohgh, but it does. It tastes great.

Speaker 10 (04:02):
But when it's something like this and it's such a
specific flavor, I always think, what is this would be
a good mixer?

Speaker 11 (04:10):
What are we mixing this with to make a cocktail?

Speaker 13 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't know, Potto, you could make a Mexican street
corn cocktail. A little tequila.

Speaker 11 (04:21):
You could.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Because whenever, whenever anyone asked me what the best thing
I've eaten no jokes, please, in the last decade, I
always say I had when I was down at Austin,
I had this Mexican street corn and it was incredible,
and I always think about how good that would be
make a nice cock Jo. This really is delicious. But
it's all sugar.

Speaker 11 (04:45):
It's a lot of sugar.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
It's not bad, it's just not for me. I don't
I don't want to suggest that it's not good. But
I think you nailed. I think this would be great
for some kind of a mixed drink.

Speaker 11 (04:54):
Yeah, that's what I should we.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Try the bacon soda can?

Speaker 11 (04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (04:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
This is this same company?

Speaker 10 (05:00):
Yeah, Lester's Fixings again, and it's pure cane sugar.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Now, I don't smell bacon. You're you're exactly correct. I
don't either.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
The first one, you say, it smells just like a
can of corn.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 10 (05:11):
So with the can of corn, there is there's yellow five,
there's yellow six. There's a lot of obviously, uh, coloring
in this. With this, there is a natural coloring.

Speaker 11 (05:23):
If you guys had to guess what it was to
color this, what would you guess?

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Beats?

Speaker 11 (05:27):
Exactly, it's beat beat juice.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay, there are a lot of these colorings about to
become illegal. These guys good business. Yeah, that's bad for
the clothes. How does the I don't know what that means,
But how does the bacon soda taste?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Let's find out?

Speaker 13 (05:46):
No thanks, he says it all here, Oh no, there
is I get some of the fat crispy like, yes, exactly,
you could taste the crispy parts of the bacon.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
As odd as that sounds, She's exactly right. It tastes
like crispy.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Yeah, the first darker parts of the bacon corn may
have ruined my p Yeah.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
I can I can taste.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
What are you drinking?

Speaker 7 (06:12):
It's coffee tastes just like coffeeb.

Speaker 9 (06:15):
A house coffee.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It is.

Speaker 10 (06:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (06:17):
Somehow, somehow they have captured a very specific.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
It's almost that charred smoking kind of Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
Again.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
I I really like these small label brands and stuff
like that.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
But I don't do it for Bloody Mary's or something.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
Carbonated. Bloody man.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I don't taste anything with that one.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
There's not much to it.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
The first one. If you had given it to me blindfolded,
I would go corn.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
That one I would go, yeah, not sure. I don't
think we'd guess it. Weird soda pop.

Speaker 11 (06:45):
Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Maybe you should. Who's a big
boozer around here?

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Oscar?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
You drink the hearts.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm a huge boozer. I'm mixing the corn with the bacon. No,
don't yeh bacon corn.

Speaker 12 (06:59):
Soad with.

Speaker 13 (07:01):
Work.

Speaker 11 (07:01):
I'm going to do it with alight.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
I'm going to try to keep a poker face first.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, Okay, he's drinking the bacon corn soda.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
It's not good.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Okay, but you still taste both. I know, yeah, very
clearly you taste.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Will someone please try to making making a h'll do
this Mexican street corn tequila drink.

Speaker 11 (07:22):
Yes, I will. I will do that.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, sounds very good. Now when we last left you,
I believe we were with them.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
No, he's not going to that's that's my face.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
And I'm not drinking beer. I'm drinking.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You drink beer.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I do drink beer. I can drink beer.

Speaker 12 (07:38):
I know.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I thought you were retired from sir mixed was? Who
was you?

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Who were you? Sir, Sir the Party Knight?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, I thought you was retired from that.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
I haven't The Party Knight hasn't retired per se. It
just hasn't had the opportunity to show up anything appearance.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
What are the regulations to become Sir do the Party Knight?

Speaker 7 (07:56):
I have to polish off a twelve pack of of cans.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
And then you put the you put the twelve back
on your head.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
That's right, and becomes Sir do the Party Night. So,
if it's ever gonna happen, fourth of July weekend is
when it will. So will it be this year? I'll
let you know what.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Would it take for you to become sir Dude the
Party Night. We'll film it and well I will interrogate
you when you are at peak sir dud.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
No, have you met Sir dud the intervention yet? I
have a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It would be like that drunk history show.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Right right, boy? Yeah, because the reason it could happen
over July fourth weekends because on Saturday or something, I
could start it eleven.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (08:47):
Right.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
But if we were, like if I were trying to
get sir dude here on a regular weekday morning, right.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's tough call.

Speaker 11 (08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
You can't drink twelve beers in four hours.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, that could be.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
But do I want to? That's the thing. There was
a time where I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now we could make arrangements for you to be limoed home,
would go at ten o'clock on your way to a bar.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Well, they would five him passed out in the field.
The next mornings going everywhere, Joshua, when does the elm
open up? I love it, josh I love it. Where
are you somewhere on the Dan Ryan?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well, what's happening?

Speaker 8 (09:33):
A couple in Taiwan facing scrutiny after hiring pole dancers
to perform at their son's graduation.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
It gets worse.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
According to c t I t V News, the incident
took place just after the graduation ceremony so ol moony
conducted at Tai Chung Municipal Junior High School.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
You almost got municipal, but you didn't get it. Yeah,
you got that extra end in their municipal municipal. That's
your that's your one word. You can never get. I
have several I can't do.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
But students and parents watched in shock as two women
began their performance while a young boy was invited to
stand between them.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
By the way that should read. The guys were not
in shaka.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
The moms were in shock.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
Police responded to the scene and dispersed the gathering. The
boy's mother told local media quote, other parents organized various
programs for the graduation ceremony, So I wanted hours to
be more creative than theirs, she said, I hope this
will be an unforgettable graduation gift for my son.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Was this at a residential graduation party?

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Okay, no, no, no, this was this was at the ceremony.
I mean at the ceremony. Did they ever get away?
They just after the ceremony as people were going out.

Speaker 11 (10:46):
Of parents and it was outside.

Speaker 9 (10:48):
They were outside and they had a van with two
polls on the top.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh, I see what it's a junior high school.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
You graduate. Let's how old are you? I don't remember.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Yeah, fourteen.

Speaker 9 (11:05):
Jimmy would have loved that.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yes, there would have been a third poll.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Will you allow me to get your sona stripper? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I don't, very I'm a very evolved parent.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Perhaps.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Now, well, how would you feel if a little league
coach of thirteen year olds took them to Hooters after
a game?

Speaker 11 (11:28):
I would have no feeling.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
That's a good question.

Speaker 11 (11:31):
I think that there's a I think, I mean, I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
I know there's a lot of parents that would be
mad about it, but I don't.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
What's the uh tilted kilt and twin peaks, twin peaks
so called restaurants. I mean it's inappropriate, And that's coming
from a rad Yeah, I'm just joking.

Speaker 12 (11:50):
It's inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, because this is kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, that's because I mean.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Eighth graders walking out and they see essential essentially strippers.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
It's no good. You can't you can't do it, but
it's it's also awesome between.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
Yah, between if you're the kids.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
Yes, yeah, well he was embarrassed.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
My son would have been mortified.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
Mortified. Yeah, I'm just mortified in front of you.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
How does your son feel about you?

Speaker 7 (12:26):
I don't. I don't feel like I.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Does he come up and like tell because he knows
how funny you are? Does he come up and do
jokes for you? And yeah, try this one? I don't
want to know. Does he could try this joke?

Speaker 13 (12:40):
No?

Speaker 10 (12:41):
Do you find that your kids are like my son
is very open with me?

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah, all of my kids are way too.

Speaker 11 (12:47):
Things I would never have talked about with my dad.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
I think that's a new thing, but I think it
might be a sign of good.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I shut them off instantly.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
There are still things I won't talk to. No, there's
times where I'm like, I don't want to know this,
Oh sure, past. My thing is I want to know.
I would be most mad that I want to know
which parents the nark cling the cops? Yeah, Like that's
who would make me mad as the other family. I'm like, Hey,
which one of your friend's parents suck? Yeah, that's the

(13:22):
worst part about being a parent is your kids friends parents.
Like sometimes all of my son's friends parents are awesome,
but they aren't like You're like, oh great, I get
to hang out with the orthodontist for two hours and
hear about what orthodonis talk. Why can't you be friends

(13:42):
with the dude whose dad's a hell's angel?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now you just have atended a graduation?

Speaker 7 (13:52):
I did.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Did they applaud? Did did they hold their applause till
the end? This is my pillow?

Speaker 7 (13:59):
They did not announced to hold applause.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh good?

Speaker 7 (14:02):
They were loud, every parod every parent. You could tell
which ones like that was the first of their generation
to graduate. And the guy doing the announcement waited for
everything to die down before announcing the next time.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
That's the way it should.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
It is not a small Did you have a small
graduating class?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Though?

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Two and fifty?

Speaker 11 (14:21):
Oh that's not small, that's but it's pretty normal.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
When did this thing start about? Don't applaud for each kid?

Speaker 7 (14:26):
What? But parents were losing their minds and I loved it.
It's happening in the nineties, but nobody did.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It never worked.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah, it never was. They didn't make the announcement. Okay, yeah,
that's that's probably good. Yeah, well that's cool.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Let's see where are we Wait a minute, we gotta
do something else there. I did want to do something
real quick. We had that story earlier, Christy and I
forget that the name of the scientist was doctor.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Sniffing, and it was.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
It was really a story about the science of bad smells, obviously,
and in her case, her her name led her to
her destiny. Uh, but it reminded me of this, and
see if you recognize this and why this is relevant
to our current discussion. Do you know what this is,

(15:16):
miss Hooker? It's a very good song. Yes, this is
a great song, coming back to it all. Anybody sure?
Great guitar? You got this?

Speaker 11 (15:38):
Chef rick No, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (15:44):
Something tears right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
And the news story is a hints as to what
the first one is. Yeahs sniff in the Tears. It's
it's spelled like sniff and the tear like sniff in.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
The name of the band is Sniff and the Tears Drivers. Yeah,
the hook's coming up here in a second. Yeah, break
your charge. Here's the chorus here. That was their only hit, right,

(16:24):
must have been.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
But boy it's great.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, terrific song, Sniffing the Tears. I mean, if your
name is Sniffing, I hope she's familiar with that song
to think, well, I mean if there was, if there
was a song called osc I mean, you'd probably be
familiar with it. I would think will Power.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
Wasn't familiar with the will power.

Speaker 13 (16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Uh, we'd like to highlight the obscure coming up. We
got our buddy Peter Frampton in the news.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
And you're gonna do history. You're not gonna forget today.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yes, thanks mom.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
What I'm here for, Pat, keep you guys in line.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
Under there to myself, he's trying to warm up, but
it looks really really bad.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I have my hands down by my legs here.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Never really great story about the lady cutting hair and
there'd been a this is a this is from a
friend of ours whose wife is a hair dresser person Eddie.

Speaker 11 (17:23):
Oh, his mother. We also have one of his kids here.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
There had been a report that there was a man
pleasuring himself while getting his hair cut under the cape.
Under the cape, this.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
Happened to her.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, no, so she's cutting hair and she sees the
this sort of up and down thing happening under the cape. No,
and the guy was cleaning his glasses.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Good ending.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
They had a happy ending the story, but not a
happy ending in the actual Yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
It.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
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