November 27, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Kastaki Economopolis is in studio. Have that coming up right
after this.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
November is heating up for US soccer in States.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Need to be a little more monstery week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
International friendlies for the norm.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okayllum, that was an asked kind of Black Friday friendly
for the women.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports
app and the behind the scenes stories catch the US
Soccer podcast. Boy do we have an episode for you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Rubber up for safety.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Rubber up, keep your condoms and always rob her up.
Put your mind that ease when you spread those Keep
your condoms handy.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Everybody rub her up.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
In cooperation with state and local authorities, we at the
North Side Travel Club urge you to practice safe sex.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
We do five, six, seven, eight times a day. Tom
Matt rubber Skin.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh you keep those condoms handy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Everybody rub her up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Now some more. Bob and Tom. You want it, you can.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Live without it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
This is Bob and to ex Jeff.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There's Josh Charnold. Hello, Jess Hooker's here. There's a Cosby.
I'm Chick McGhee and Tom. We have a special super
duper guest in the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We are joined by our good friend, comedian Kostaki. Economopolis
is here with us, and Kastaki, of course, is also
our NFL corresponding. We love you and I was just
getting organized, actually getting you're still getting Kastaki's the stuff here.
All's ready to go, see some paperwork, a piece of Yeah, okay,
(02:12):
well I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Once again? Maybe radio is not you can't do two
things one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I can't I can't think and talk at the same time.
Kind of a problem. Yeah, that would be helpful of
this crowd.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah. Kastaki is a distinguished stand up comedian. He is
also a huge NFL fan and he has All Pro lines.
He's the proprietor of All Pro Winners, where people can
weigh in with their thoughts on CEO the world of
the World of Professional Football. You're also an Atlanta Falcons
die hard fan.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, that's gone. Well, they're right in there. This year
is fine. Yeah, it's all right, we're fine.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Kastaki are you? Are you technically you're technically single? Right?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yes? Yeah, I'm oh I'm singing.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
What do you mean technically?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I mean yeah, yeah yeah, and you're legally I'm not
legally single? Yea works?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I did buy condoms though, Oh that was cathartic. How
many is it? That's a definition, that's a funny.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
First, is there a is there an expiration date on
those babies?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, they're definitely. I may have run by, yeah, it's yeah. Yeah.
So I walked into the store. I was very excited.
I just felt cathartic, cathartic. I'm like, I'm gonna buy
some condoms. And then I couldn't find them right too
find them? And then when I found them they were locked.
Oh no, yes really, And it's funny how quick I
went back to seventeen year old me. I was like, oh,
(03:47):
oh God, talk to a lady, and I did. I
had to walk around and find a woman to help me.
She was about sixty five years old, maybe Jamaican. She
was awesome. We had such a human exchange. So I go, yeah,
if you open these, I could, I could take it
from you. I just haven't bought these in like a decade.
(04:08):
And she said yeah, most of the people who get
these are a lot younger. Chef's kiss and I go, yeah,
do you have any idea what the kids are buying
these days? And this is a direct quote. She said, no,
my kitchen's been closed for a long time too.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Whoa too?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Did you take her to dinner? It was so common,
it was really.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It was just like this very human kind earnest. So
there are there's so many different kinds. There's so many
different kinds of conando.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How did you decide?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well, there were two that I wanted to try, But
there are boxes of twelve, which seems like a lot
of condoms to buy for a guy with nothing going.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They have a variety pack like band aids. No, that
would be where they've got the little.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I would totally go, that's how I buy beers. Now
you get the talk with all the different kinds, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I would almost guarantee you could go online and some
there has to be some company that will give you
eight different kinds.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Whatever must be. That's a great idea. So I so
I get two boxes of condoms, and I had some
other stuff from my hands, and I turned to walk away,
and she said, enjoy your life. It was so earnest,
and I didn't think of it until I got to
the car. But if I thought of it, I would
have said it. And I'm one hundred percent sure she
would have laughed. I should have turned and gone. You know,
(05:34):
there's a lot of condoms. You want to knock some
rust off or something. She would have loved that. I
don't know, knocked some rust.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This kitchen reopened, girl, yeahs extend the metaphor go back
to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But I don't use the rust word.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's that's the wrong shake out the spiders. They prefer
now to have we open up. I was too personal
for me to ask. Have you had an opportunity to I.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Have, yes, But most of them are just still there.
It's not zero, but it's a very small number.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I see, right. And did you keep them? Did you do?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You know?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't walk around with did you make the right choice?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Do you have a condom on you right now?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I because two of the three men in this foom
currently are wearing them.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You have to take them on stage with you at
some point and say I got the condoms right here,
I got here? Anyone, well, doctor Rosa, anyone? Yeah, I've
seen the women that respond to that.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I don't know if you do want that?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, no, Kristoki, are you an iPhone guy or an
Android guy?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Oh? On my phone? But I did hear this conversation
on the way?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that amazing? Did you hear this, miss Hooker?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No, what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
There are plenty of good reasons.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Twenty five percent of people if they had just met someone,
if if they're an iPhone user and this person's an Android,
they wouldn't deal breaker. Is a deal breaker?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I wouldn't even be on my radar.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And one of the cool things about if your partner
is the opposite, if your iPhone and they're Android, then
they can't take your charger. That's just yesterday, I had
a girl breakup with me because we had different phones.
Really Yeah, her phone was an iPhone and my phone
had naked pictures of her sister on it. Yeah, so
(07:25):
you know, a deal break the system you were on, girl,
comedian Kastaki Economoppels. So you're obviously doing a little bit
of dating then, since you a.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Very very little, I'm so enjoying being by myself just
to sleep diagonally across the king size bed. I know
what is mad about snoring? Or I can eat when
I want?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You are Are you meeting a ladies post show that
they see you on stage?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Or you No, my demo is fifty seven year old
white guys only.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You mean you mean your audience is not your sex?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I believe earlier any storm.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You want to get the grinder app?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Oh there are are there late life gay men?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
No? No, no, he.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is that what I heard? Just so you're meeting You're
meeting some ladies? Are Are you meeting them on the internet? Thing?
I did?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Do you hear what? You see what he just did?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Just go with the narrative he wants to build.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Are you deading? No? No, verse, So you're meeting these
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I did try tender almost as a social experiment. I
have enough friends in the same you know boat, and
they they all said it was a nightmare, but I
felt like I should try it. I will say the
first night of Tinder. You feel like a king. I'm
just laying in bed with the beer buzz, like I
say to you, yes, large bosoms and joy sushi, yeah,
(09:07):
bio written and broken English, yes, weird makeup, enjoys craft beer.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes, bring them all.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
To me by Thursday. And then of course, like a
hundreds whatever it is, one hundred swipes later, nothing. It's
so humbling, And then you finally get a little you
have like a little text exchange when you finally connect
with somebody and this is totally true, and like three
phrases in, I'm like, oh, this isn't a woman, this
(09:40):
is a robot that wants me to send bitcoin.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, I had no idea that was the called a
sack on a lot of these.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What gave it away?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
It was literally like an inhuman kind of ex you know,
like it was clearly a book. Yeah, immediately like there's
not a human anything.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
AI has trouble with articles. I've noticed it would be
like so in the off time, are on now or
something like that, they've really broken English there every now and.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Then they get not responsive in a human way. I
was at all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And what was your pitch? Many?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
My pitch?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What is the what does the Kostocky sales pitch? What
did your what did your tender profile say? Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Man, I don't even remember. It's been a while. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Did you say you're a comedian?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, can I guess? I bet you say you're a
writer entertainer?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
I didn't. I don't think I covered my job and
my magician. Are you tell them what you do? I
guess you should.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Did you mention the Atlanta Falcons?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Probably craft beer?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Right? You probably said that there?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, little sports. Yeah, I forget,
it's been it's been a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
This.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I tried this at the very beginning. Do you say
father disaster immediately? So I'm like, okay, that's not the path.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Did you go ahead and say you know father or
to single father that kind of thing?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I did? Yeah, yeah, because I think that's important.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah? They definitely need to know that well.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you want to weed out the people who aren't
interested in right?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Yeah? Are there are there.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Codes that people use implying certain things?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
What do you mean boy sexually?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You mean like they'd say I like to leave my
garage door up stuff? Like that.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh, if you don't know, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
My fack door's always open.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Try to like deep thinker and deep too, that's right, Yeah,
implying you know donkeys, I have a dog.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I hope you do too, doggy stiles.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, I'm I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I've never I could never do any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
No, I find it to be terrible all the way through.
And it's so it's hard for you because I just
want to just be by myself. I want to be
a good comic and a good dad and the rest
of it. Like, I don't even really, I'm not interested now.
I'm sure I will be someday. But it's so nice.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Is it starting to back up? You know what?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Is it starting to back up?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You know what I'm saying. No, I've had some long
running habits that have remained.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So the reason you're diagonal in the queen size bed
is because there's a couple of wet spots. Okay, well,
we've done some good work here. Now, if I could
get back to something, I had an idea. I want
Kasaki Kondo Opolis is in the process of becoming a
single man again. You've been apart from but you mentioned that,
(12:42):
you mentioned that you went on you purchased some condoms,
and as I recall the situation, there was a huge
variety available behind the lock class. Yes, you kind of
had to choose to And my question was, doesn't some
company have a variety pack? And I said, like band aids.
And I was trying to think of another analogy, and
I thought of one. Remember when you were a kid
(13:03):
and you could buy that twelve pack of cereal boxes. Yes,
and it was always at the end of the pack,
there was always the one you didn't want to eat. Yeah,
you go through all the cool ones that were all sugar.
Then yeah, no, I got the grape nuts, special K.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Why would they even put special K?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Special K was always in there. And then did your
your mom never did this?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Wake up?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
My mom? Well, if you don't eat that one, we're
not buying another one.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, you know eat Oh no, no, yeah, yeah, no, kataki,
this is important. Neapolitan ice cream? Oh what already eat
them in?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Oh yeah? I like variety, So a little bit of
each you try to keep it eating. That's that's wrong,
not wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
There's no there's no question now as to why we're
not friends with him. Answer, you go chocolate vanilla strawberry, order.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
The order that you like chocolate strawberry. But I've always
been the opposite, Like I always saved the best bite
of the meal for the end.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Hmm okay.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I would even eat pizza backwards so that you get
the middle part at the end. Oh wow, Yeah, yeah,
you want to kind of, you know, like in the
stand up show, you want to try to peek at
the end.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I see you.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, I think I think Dohmer did that.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, how does this apply to your love making? This?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yes? Ideally the peak is.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You're still calling love making?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right, Christy, what do you got over there? At
the news desk?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
An article from The Guardian offers the following information Your
pet maybe getting in the way of your sex life.
Clinical psychologist Karen Gurney said, quote, Given that attention is
so crucial for sex, anything that disrupts it, like noticing
the dog has jumped onto the bed, can really get
in the way of our sexual response.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I don't know if attention is actually important.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
To sex depends and who the person is.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Like whatever, and then it's kind of takes on a
life of its own.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
What's done?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, you don't have to, especially in like a long
term relationship. You don't have to just.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Let him go.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You gotta be attendance and then you don't, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Kind of phone it in.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
If there are two Golden Retrievers staring at you, you're
okay with it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, that's fine. I just shut my eyes and I.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Don't see them relationship.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But if they're jumping up in the bed, well, but
that's a little bit more problematic.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
You should work together to set bound I don't like,
don't like any hair up there.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The last thing guy is picking Golden retriever hair out
of my mouth. Well, you don't have to kiss them.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
He always he never wants to talk, but then when
he wants to talk, he's like this consummate lover. Is
that right?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
You should work together to set boundaries in your bedroom
regarding your pets, those engaging in casual sex.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, boundaries like not having your pets in there.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Should as partners about their bedroom policy before jumping into bed.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
All right, let's say a sec go ahead, Josh, what's
that I was going to say something?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You and I are going to get together later, Josh?
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Okay, first time? Yeah, for casual encounter.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Hey, you know, maybe we could you know, take this
into the bedroom later on. Right, What is your bedroom
policy as far as your your pets go.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Oh, there was a girl I was dating years ago
and she had a dog.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh you date girls?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I was experimenting.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
No, no, please keep showering me with gifts.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
She had a dog that we would eventually just let
in the room because it would scratch and bark at
the dome. We were like, just let it in because
it was more of a distraction to have it out
of the room.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You just come in and lay down and leave you
and leave us alone.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Dogs just go in their crates and lay there, have
a shell.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
There's a famous exactly. There's a famous story from the
great actor Robert Mitcham on this topic. I highly it's
worth looking googling it and finding it. It's very humorous.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It involves mister Mitcham's testicles and a great Dane. No, no,
I can't. It's it's it's a far to vulgar too,
you can.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
I think we get it. Yeah, if you're going to
put two things together, there's looking involved.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Josh, is your cat in the room?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
When you, uh, yeah, it has been yeah. Yeah, but cats,
you know, they don't care. Yeah, I think the potential
for a scratch, you know, they they look, Oh look
there's a ball of yarn. Oh there's two. Yeah, there's
something flopping around. Scratch at I think, thankfully that has
not been.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
My younger dog thinks that I am everything. I'm her world,
and so every night when we go to bed, she
kind of corralsed and doesn't let Andy get in bed.
She won't let him. It's so funny. She runs around
on top of the bed like like playing my fans,
like you aren't getting nearer get out?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, hey, Tom, the end has become a cocker block spaniel.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Much.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Kastaki Economopolis is in studio. Have that coming up right
after this.
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November is heating up for US soccer in States.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Need to be a little more monstery week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
International friendlies for the norm.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okayllum, that was an asked kind of Black Friday friendly
for the women.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that.
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Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports
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Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Rubber up for safety.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Rubber up, keep your condoms and always rob her up.
Put your mind that ease when you spread those Keep
your condoms handy.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Everybody rub her up.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
In cooperation with state and local authorities, we at the
North Side Travel Club urge you to practice safe sex.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
We do five, six, seven, eight times a day. Tom
Matt rubber Skin.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh you keep those condoms handy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Everybody rub her up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Now some more. Bob and Tom. You want it, you can.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Live without it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
This is Bob and to ex Jeff.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There's Josh Charnold. Hello, Jess Hooker's here. There's a Cosby.
I'm Chick McGhee and Tom. We have a special super
duper guest in the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We are joined by our good friend, comedian Kostaki. Economopolis
is here with us, and Kastaki, of course, is also
our NFL corresponding. We love you and I was just
getting organized, actually getting you're still getting Kastaki's the stuff here.
All's ready to go, see some paperwork, a piece of Yeah, okay,
(02:12):
well I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Once again? Maybe radio is not you can't do two
things one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I can't I can't think and talk at the same time.
Kind of a problem. Yeah, that would be helpful of
this crowd.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah. Kastaki is a distinguished stand up comedian. He is
also a huge NFL fan and he has All Pro lines.
He's the proprietor of All Pro Winners, where people can
weigh in with their thoughts on CEO the world of
the World of Professional Football. You're also an Atlanta Falcons
die hard fan.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, that's gone. Well, they're right in there. This year
is fine. Yeah, it's all right, we're fine.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Kastaki are you? Are you technically you're technically single? Right?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yes? Yeah, I'm oh I'm singing.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
What do you mean technically?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I mean yeah, yeah yeah, and you're legally I'm not
legally single? Yea works?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I did buy condoms though, Oh that was cathartic. How
many is it? That's a definition, that's a funny.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
First, is there a is there an expiration date on
those babies?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, they're definitely. I may have run by, yeah, it's yeah. Yeah.
So I walked into the store. I was very excited.
I just felt cathartic, cathartic. I'm like, I'm gonna buy
some condoms. And then I couldn't find them right too
find them? And then when I found them they were locked.
Oh no, yes really, And it's funny how quick I
went back to seventeen year old me. I was like, oh,
(03:47):
oh God, talk to a lady, and I did. I
had to walk around and find a woman to help me.
She was about sixty five years old, maybe Jamaican. She
was awesome. We had such a human exchange. So I go, yeah,
if you open these, I could, I could take it
from you. I just haven't bought these in like a decade.
(04:08):
And she said yeah, most of the people who get
these are a lot younger. Chef's kiss and I go, yeah,
do you have any idea what the kids are buying
these days? And this is a direct quote. She said, no,
my kitchen's been closed for a long time too.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Whoa too?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Did you take her to dinner? It was so common,
it was really.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It was just like this very human kind earnest. So
there are there's so many different kinds. There's so many
different kinds of conando.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How did you decide?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well, there were two that I wanted to try, But
there are boxes of twelve, which seems like a lot
of condoms to buy for a guy with nothing going.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They have a variety pack like band aids. No, that
would be where they've got the little.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I would totally go, that's how I buy beers. Now
you get the talk with all the different kinds, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I would almost guarantee you could go online and some
there has to be some company that will give you
eight different kinds.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Whatever must be. That's a great idea. So I so
I get two boxes of condoms, and I had some
other stuff from my hands, and I turned to walk away,
and she said, enjoy your life. It was so earnest,
and I didn't think of it until I got to
the car. But if I thought of it, I would
have said it. And I'm one hundred percent sure she
would have laughed. I should have turned and gone. You know,
(05:34):
there's a lot of condoms. You want to knock some
rust off or something. She would have loved that. I
don't know, knocked some rust.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This kitchen reopened, girl, yeahs extend the metaphor go back
to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But I don't use the rust word.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's that's the wrong shake out the spiders. They prefer
now to have we open up. I was too personal
for me to ask. Have you had an opportunity to I.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Have, yes, But most of them are just still there.
It's not zero, but it's a very small number.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I see, right. And did you keep them? Did you do?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You know?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't walk around with did you make the right choice?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Do you have a condom on you right now?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I because two of the three men in this foom
currently are wearing them.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You have to take them on stage with you at
some point and say I got the condoms right here,
I got here? Anyone, well, doctor Rosa, anyone? Yeah, I've
seen the women that respond to that.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I don't know if you do want that?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, no, Kristoki, are you an iPhone guy or an
Android guy?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Oh? On my phone? But I did hear this conversation
on the way?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that amazing? Did you hear this, miss Hooker?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No, what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
There are plenty of good reasons.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Twenty five percent of people if they had just met someone,
if if they're an iPhone user and this person's an Android,
they wouldn't deal breaker. Is a deal breaker?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I wouldn't even be on my radar.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And one of the cool things about if your partner
is the opposite, if your iPhone and they're Android, then
they can't take your charger. That's just yesterday, I had
a girl breakup with me because we had different phones.
Really Yeah, her phone was an iPhone and my phone
had naked pictures of her sister on it. Yeah, so
(07:25):
you know, a deal break the system you were on, girl,
comedian Kastaki Economoppels. So you're obviously doing a little bit
of dating then, since you a.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Very very little, I'm so enjoying being by myself just
to sleep diagonally across the king size bed. I know
what is mad about snoring? Or I can eat when
I want?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You are Are you meeting a ladies post show that
they see you on stage?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Or you No, my demo is fifty seven year old
white guys only.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You mean you mean your audience is not your sex?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I believe earlier any storm.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You want to get the grinder app?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Oh there are are there late life gay men?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
No? No, no, he.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is that what I heard? Just so you're meeting You're
meeting some ladies? Are Are you meeting them on the internet? Thing?
I did?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Do you hear what? You see what he just did?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Just go with the narrative he wants to build.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Are you deading? No? No, verse, So you're meeting these
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I did try tender almost as a social experiment. I
have enough friends in the same you know boat, and
they they all said it was a nightmare, but I
felt like I should try it. I will say the
first night of Tinder. You feel like a king. I'm
just laying in bed with the beer buzz, like I
say to you, yes, large bosoms and joy sushi, yeah,
(09:07):
bio written and broken English, yes, weird makeup, enjoys craft beer.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes, bring them all.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
To me by Thursday. And then of course, like a
hundreds whatever it is, one hundred swipes later, nothing. It's
so humbling, And then you finally get a little you
have like a little text exchange when you finally connect
with somebody and this is totally true, and like three
phrases in, I'm like, oh, this isn't a woman, this
(09:40):
is a robot that wants me to send bitcoin.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, I had no idea that was the called a
sack on a lot of these.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What gave it away?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
It was literally like an inhuman kind of ex you know,
like it was clearly a book. Yeah, immediately like there's
not a human anything.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
AI has trouble with articles. I've noticed it would be
like so in the off time, are on now or
something like that, they've really broken English there every now and.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Then they get not responsive in a human way. I
was at all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And what was your pitch? Many?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
My pitch?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What is the what does the Kostocky sales pitch? What
did your what did your tender profile say? Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Man, I don't even remember. It's been a while. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Did you say you're a comedian?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, can I guess? I bet you say you're a
writer entertainer?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
I didn't. I don't think I covered my job and
my magician. Are you tell them what you do? I
guess you should.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Did you mention the Atlanta Falcons?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Probably craft beer?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Right? You probably said that there?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, little sports. Yeah, I forget,
it's been it's been a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
This.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I tried this at the very beginning. Do you say
father disaster immediately? So I'm like, okay, that's not the path.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Did you go ahead and say you know father or
to single father that kind of thing?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I did? Yeah, yeah, because I think that's important.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah? They definitely need to know that well.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you want to weed out the people who aren't
interested in right?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Yeah? Are there are there.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Codes that people use implying certain things?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
What do you mean boy sexually?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You mean like they'd say I like to leave my
garage door up stuff? Like that.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh, if you don't know, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
My fack door's always open.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Try to like deep thinker and deep too, that's right, Yeah,
implying you know donkeys, I have a dog.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I hope you do too, doggy stiles.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, I'm I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I've never I could never do any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
No, I find it to be terrible all the way through.
And it's so it's hard for you because I just
want to just be by myself. I want to be
a good comic and a good dad and the rest
of it. Like, I don't even really, I'm not interested now.
I'm sure I will be someday. But it's so nice.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Is it starting to back up? You know what?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Is it starting to back up?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You know what I'm saying. No, I've had some long
running habits that have remained.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So the reason you're diagonal in the queen size bed
is because there's a couple of wet spots. Okay, well,
we've done some good work here. Now, if I could
get back to something, I had an idea. I want
Kasaki Kondo Opolis is in the process of becoming a
single man again. You've been apart from but you mentioned that,
(12:42):
you mentioned that you went on you purchased some condoms,
and as I recall the situation, there was a huge
variety available behind the lock class. Yes, you kind of
had to choose to And my question was, doesn't some
company have a variety pack? And I said, like band aids.
And I was trying to think of another analogy, and
I thought of one. Remember when you were a kid
(13:03):
and you could buy that twelve pack of cereal boxes. Yes,
and it was always at the end of the pack,
there was always the one you didn't want to eat. Yeah,
you go through all the cool ones that were all sugar.
Then yeah, no, I got the grape nuts, special K.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Why would they even put special K?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Special K was always in there. And then did your
your mom never did this?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Wake up?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
My mom? Well, if you don't eat that one, we're
not buying another one.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, you know eat Oh no, no, yeah, yeah, no, kataki,
this is important. Neapolitan ice cream? Oh what already eat
them in?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Oh yeah? I like variety, So a little bit of
each you try to keep it eating. That's that's wrong,
not wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
There's no there's no question now as to why we're
not friends with him. Answer, you go chocolate vanilla strawberry, order.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
The order that you like chocolate strawberry. But I've always
been the opposite, Like I always saved the best bite
of the meal for the end.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Hmm okay.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I would even eat pizza backwards so that you get
the middle part at the end. Oh wow, Yeah, yeah,
you want to kind of, you know, like in the
stand up show, you want to try to peek at
the end.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I see you.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, I think I think Dohmer did that.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, how does this apply to your love making? This?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yes? Ideally the peak is.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You're still calling love making?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right, Christy, what do you got over there? At
the news desk?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
An article from The Guardian offers the following information Your
pet maybe getting in the way of your sex life.
Clinical psychologist Karen Gurney said, quote, Given that attention is
so crucial for sex, anything that disrupts it, like noticing
the dog has jumped onto the bed, can really get
in the way of our sexual response.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I don't know if attention is actually important.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
To sex depends and who the person is.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Like whatever, and then it's kind of takes on a
life of its own.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
What's done?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, you don't have to, especially in like a long
term relationship. You don't have to just.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Let him go.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You gotta be attendance and then you don't, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Kind of phone it in.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
If there are two Golden Retrievers staring at you, you're
okay with it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, that's fine. I just shut my eyes and I.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Don't see them relationship.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But if they're jumping up in the bed, well, but
that's a little bit more problematic.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
You should work together to set bound I don't like,
don't like any hair up there.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The last thing guy is picking Golden retriever hair out
of my mouth. Well, you don't have to kiss them.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
He always he never wants to talk, but then when
he wants to talk, he's like this consummate lover. Is
that right?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
You should work together to set boundaries in your bedroom
regarding your pets, those engaging in casual sex.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, boundaries like not having your pets in there.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Should as partners about their bedroom policy before jumping into bed.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
All right, let's say a sec go ahead, Josh, what's
that I was going to say something?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You and I are going to get together later, Josh?
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Okay, first time? Yeah, for casual encounter.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Hey, you know, maybe we could you know, take this
into the bedroom later on. Right, What is your bedroom
policy as far as your your pets go.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Oh, there was a girl I was dating years ago
and she had a dog.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh you date girls?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I was experimenting.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
No, no, please keep showering me with gifts.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
She had a dog that we would eventually just let
in the room because it would scratch and bark at
the dome. We were like, just let it in because
it was more of a distraction to have it out
of the room.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You just come in and lay down and leave you
and leave us alone.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Dogs just go in their crates and lay there, have
a shell.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
There's a famous exactly. There's a famous story from the
great actor Robert Mitcham on this topic. I highly it's
worth looking googling it and finding it. It's very humorous.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It involves mister Mitcham's testicles and a great Dane. No, no,
I can't. It's it's it's a far to vulgar too,
you can.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
I think we get it. Yeah, if you're going to
put two things together, there's looking involved.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Josh, is your cat in the room?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
When you, uh, yeah, it has been yeah. Yeah, but cats,
you know, they don't care. Yeah, I think the potential
for a scratch, you know, they they look, Oh look
there's a ball of yarn. Oh there's two. Yeah, there's
something flopping around. Scratch at I think, thankfully that has
not been.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
My younger dog thinks that I am everything. I'm her world,
and so every night when we go to bed, she
kind of corralsed and doesn't let Andy get in bed.
She won't let him. It's so funny. She runs around
on top of the bed like like playing my fans,
like you aren't getting nearer get out?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, hey, Tom, the end has become a cocker block spaniel.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Much.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
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