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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat
some cheetos, and watch some porn.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
If you asked for it, you got it.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
More Bob and to This is Bobin Tom ext great idea.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Oh yeah, I better, it's not we'll suggest that this
is your idea. I'm just I'm just my idea tagging
it doctor ed, Yes, doctor ed. Now for those of
you from are with the Mister Ed show, one of
my old favorites, in which the is a talking horse.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
He went to medical school.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
He could do it online from home and from the
stall his computer.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
So here's my it's mister Ed becomes a doctor. I'm
just expanding a little bit. There's no such thing as
a bad idea. Well, he becomes a gynecologist. He just
wait conduct it's it's a it's a visual thing.
Speaker 9 (02:20):
And then a lady comes in and she when she
puts her feet in the stirrups, they're.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
Actually a good gag. They're actually but it's not. It's
not on d it's a it's a saddle in the office. Yes, yea, yeah,
that's not bad. Okay, that is very good. Okay, but
there's I'm telling you that he has a computer.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
He uses the pencil. Remember we used to dial the
phone with a pencil.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
He'd make phone calls.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Was that a good show? I never saw? I never
saw mister Ed doctor.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
Doctor Ed's our version of it where there's a beautiful
horse that's a physician, Wilbur have a. Was he a
farmer or a architect?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
So how did you get.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
God knows.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
I don't think there was any reason ever given.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Is there a wife?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yes, you remember mister remember mister name? Yeah, harvest bamboo, harvest, harves,
name of the horse. Yeah, his wife Pat was famous
for what the term as Christie uh noted torpedo.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Yeah, Brad. Technology had not reached what fraction of this
comedy a comedy?
Speaker 11 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (03:37):
Isn't there a chance it was really a show about
a very mentally ill man because yeah, no one else
heard mister Ed. It's the classic thing. Well, the only
person hears the voice kind of it's kind of Hervey
toned down a not or two who had the hit
song wilbur or mister what that charted like on radio?
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Yeah? Wow, what does anybody remember the song?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
That?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
It had a very memorable theme. So of course, of
course we used to watch it on Miked.
Speaker 12 (04:15):
Night or whatever.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
They will talk around other people, but they didn't hear
just around right.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Okay, there's a famous episode where he's playing with the
Los Angeles Dives and you see that you see the
foot slide in he.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Slides into home place. You know there's a guy right
off camera with a a half on the stair.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
That made me laugh.
Speaker 10 (04:33):
Yeah, they chopped up a horse and get the I
remember the rumor was that in order to get his
mouth to move. They were like actually like a.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Bunch of rumors, right right, but.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
Wire I had also heard that they were probing, not
heard that one that they would Yeah, that would be
kind of day Jurius. Yes, many kicks, you know, one
kick from a horse? You'ard yad uh. Well, now we
need to move on here run for a number of years,
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doctor Ed. I'm telling you here's here's mister Ed. I
listen to that guitar.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Huh got a date?
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Raven strong, It's Rocky something the Cowboy dat movie.
Speaker 12 (05:29):
A Little Philly with the poney tails.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Joss, that's great, it's great, can't laughter?
Speaker 12 (05:41):
Hey, I bring her little ball well to share a
double stone with the really little Philly with the pere It.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Is he saying that on the on the show.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Yeah, that's what the laughter is from. Is the so
called STU Where was he doing this little concert? They
saw Ricky Nelson and said, hey, we can have a bit.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But at least eighty five people in Stoughton, Wisconsin hospitalized
after eating pizza from Famous Yetties that was unknowingly contaminated
with thhc oh. The incident occurred back in October, but
health officials had to do a deep dive to find
out what was going on.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Apparently a deep dish dive. Please thank you, Oh very good.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
The pizzeria accidentally used cannabis and used oregano oil, resulting
in widespread symptoms like confusion, nausea, and hallucinations.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Mentioned that you know, you don't know what's happened to you,
and all of a sudden you're just sitting there going, yeah,
like you've been today.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Yeah, man, that pepperoni just winked at me. Man, Yeah,
that's funny. Shut up, man, my crustmas breathing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
The CDC issued a full report and confirmed there was
no criminal intent, but the restaurant does face potential lawsuits.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, okay, so I took the time in trouble to
look up their menu. Yeah, I want to check this
place out. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
They have a pizza that you get silt and cheese
on it. Here's one.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
This is called the places once again called Yetti's right,
and they wait, I gotta find I get the menu
right here at cop Okay, they have Yetti spaghetti all right,
our delicious garlic crust stuffed with spaghetti. So it's a
spaghetti pizza with meatballs and sauce topped with Parmesan cheese.
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I mean, come on, I have never had a stuff
cross pizza. I haven't either, stuffed with spaghetti.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
What a great idea. I tend to agree with Tom.
I think that is a good idea. It's like a
breadstick already. You know how you take your bread stick
and dun the pizza. You got the pizza, sauce, you
got meatballs.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So there's meatballs inside the crust.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
There's I don't know if there's a picture of her.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Wonder if it's like a cal Zone type deal, like noodles.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Oh yeah, either way, it doesn't that sound great? What's
better than spaghetti? Nothing, It's pretty delicious. So every now
and then marinera gives me heartburn.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, you gotta be got. I gotta be careful what
time of day are eating?
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Really?
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Here, here we go the nurses.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
The nurse at the home tells me, I'm sorry, I'm
getting in the way of tom as was I Yeah,
I him.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
What he wants. Sometimes I forget. I'm not a person,
I'm a prop.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
What Josh said was he has to be careful about
what time of day he has marinara sauce. So I
can only eat spaghetti now from nine am to five pm, right, constant,
constant feeding, constant.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Alarms to wake up to eat the spaghetti.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
That's right, otherwise I get heartburn.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
You don't want to miss any time that you could beat.
You will forego good night sleep to eat.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I think we've we've we've gone around the room before.
Is it if you could only eat one thing, what
would it be? And I believe Josh, you said Peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches. For me, it would be spaghetti
ace your thoughts, pizza pizza of course.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Chick McGee.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Uh yeah, probably an Italian you know, yeah, probably Anya.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I don't like the I don't know if that is
good pizza.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Once again, you get anything you want, Pat, I'm assuming
it would be bourbon.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
See I'm getting it. Oh yeah, you eat bourbon.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I don't know why.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I'm concerned he skipped over me. I don't know why
he did that, But go ahead. What would it pay?
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Food?
Speaker 13 (09:42):
My favorite food would be King Crab from Tracy's and
Juno Alaska. Oh my god, right off the boat. That's
a hard get. But gosh, that was the best day
of my life.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Really really yeah, oh boy, I kissed the girl about that.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
And you see the one who gave you the crabs.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
You got.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
The crabs.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Now you're we're talking off there. You've got a tattoo
on your left shoulder.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
It was a cover up of one of the ladies
that you were involved with one Yeah, Miami, Kim in
a in an intimate act of love and.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
You want to you're we having an argument. I think
you should get it removed because you've covered it up
and it looks like a like you have no idea
what you're asking, say, get a tattoo or removed. It's
incredibly painful.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna have it like augmented by chicks. Guy,
you're gonna have it turned into something else. If you
have a nim Donnie's if you can do something, still
figure something out. Well, it's like a big blob. I mean,
what are they going to make it into.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
That's a good ye.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Are you talking about the one he's getting they're adding
color to is the son? That's cool? But that one
guns on you. Boy, I'm gonna rest it was a
little weight show off the meat.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Well, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
For meat. You can get you arrested, be careful for
you whip it out. But whatever you want to do,
if you want to turn that tattoo into a giant
chunk of.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Meat you feel.
Speaker 13 (11:17):
I don't know if Donnie can do something with this,
though I'm sure he can. And if you can't, they'll
tell you.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Man, what does it cost to take him off?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Chick?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I have no idea. I don't either. It's very expensive.
You know, Hooker was getting bunch of it. Would be
a series.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Right, it would be almost once a month every for like,
you can't do it all because it's incredibly painful.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
It's a laser thing, right, No, they take pink pearl.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Oh, just that don't work. The pink pearl is the finest.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
You just think you just take a slice, like a.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Skin graft.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
I think you still something?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah, it would go yeah, I don't want to wait.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
It would be a lie in there. You could turn
it into you know, like a musical. What's they called
a staff?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
You know the I don't know. I don't read music.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You don't read music.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
No, you play it very well though, thank you. Let's
let's move on. Let's remember remember when he used to
Remember when Pat used to play songs on the show.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I'm going to make him really mad right now. Authorities
in California say they've arrested a so called serial butt sniffer.
Kt LA reports that police initially responded to a Nordstrom Rack,
of course, one of our favorite stores, I love the Rack,
on a report of a suspicious man loitering in the store,
found he had left. He was soon apprehended at a
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nearby Walmart and take it into custody. Security footage reportedly
shows the man identified as Chalice Karen.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Crowder Caalise Karen Crowder.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Following a female customer before crouching behind her and engaging
in quote lude behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
So this is in a Nordstroms.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, this isn't a Walmart. Now we're in a Walmart.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Riches the rags. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
The thirty eight year old has a history of committing
similar acts. He made headlines in twenty twenty three after
a TikToker hosted a video of him sniffing her but
yeah in a Burbank Barnes.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
I remember her. Yeah, yeah, she had a nice smelling butt.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
And they described it as on again, inappropriately sniffing. Yes,
is there an appropriate way to do that?
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Are you asking? May I please sniff your butt?
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Well?
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Why?
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:36):
If I can? If I can, then can I go
in front of you in line to purchase this shirt? Okay?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Pat, do you have a tribute to this? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:45):
What are you hoping to smell? When you smell a
woman's butt? There's really only one answer. I don't know,
but he knows, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 13 (13:52):
The point you guys know the head knocker song by Foreigner.
Oh sure, this is the unplugged version of it is
in our story.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
Up he goes the north some rack, hide behind the back,
crouches by the girls behind.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
He's not an ass kisser. He's a cereal butt sniffer.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Gets caught every single time he's at the walmart stalking you. Yeah,
like a dog, he'll bark at you and stick his
nose in in your rear end.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Butt sniffer.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
You set a strong take a big whiffer. He's a
butt sniffer. It might be a pig, but boy doesn't
act lack a doll.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
Yeah, but sniffer.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
But I was forced to sing this song.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Butt sniffer, everybody, little butt sniffer for your ass.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
This guy, that's this.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
This guy needs a serious You love this story, Now
give him the gas chamber under jail where you can
smell all the butts he wants against the jail and
he finds out what they're gonna do to his butt.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Huh, very odd.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
You know what's the thing when you're a kid, if
you were caught smoking for the whole thing that oh,
then you have to sit in there and smoke the
whole pack.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Right, they should maybe force this.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Guy to sniff the whole sniff everyone at the Walmart
give him a good.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
Huff like that.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, it might be a guest.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Well, maybe switch up the audience that make him do
it to like a series of n h L players
after a game.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Any that's that's musky, that's yeah, that's gonna be a
rough huff.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh, rough huff? Yeah, yeah, how does he does?
Speaker 8 (15:58):
He drops on things so the women bend over and
then he right, they bend over, then he rushes up it.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Oh that's nice, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'd rather not think about it, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
You got to get him on the phone. Would you
guys want to talk to the butt sniffer? Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
What do you think it sound like this? Pretend the
phone's ringing? All right, Hello, Hi, is this guy who
sniff's butts in Nordstrom and Walmart? That's right?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Why are you holding your nose if you like to
sniff butts?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh, your but your nose is in a.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Right Oh boy?
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Oh is it a good one?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
We caught you in someone. Okay, I gotta lick, so
you know, I gotta lick something. Oh, he didn't realize
you were also okay, okay, we thought ye he's still.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
We would have taken the five seconds to have somebody
walk into the other room. I'm Agiel McCallen.
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