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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today. Eargasm,
Q tips and snooze button abuse. We'll talk about that
inju just a minute. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why
(00:29):
because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes, y'all went.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
From the Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's
not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates,
all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all
the downs.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Rome Show
podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So Martin, they ain't never played with him. He tried
to paddle to San Diego and a wave took him
out to see and he washed up on the beach
at Walkie Kee. He's the only ilegal Mexican in Honolulu.
(01:28):
He's only been here twenty minutes and found him a roofing.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Job to do.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, they don't know if they're gonna run him off
or if they're gonna let him stay. But it's looking
good cause they're already calling him Don Hosey.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Nice jazz chords there. Wo.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
A woman receiving a routine ear wax removal experienced a
highly unexpected reaction, an orgasm triggered by the procedure. Oh yeah,
The woman wrote to a columnist by the name of
Jessica Stoya at Slate, saying, I am a stray woman
in my early thirties, and I've always struggled to orgasm. Recently,
I was at the doctor and she flushed my ears
(02:40):
with water. I was startled by how deeply good it felt,
and I unexpectedly orgasmed.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I don't believe this, The woman said.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
She was so embarrassed and confused by the experience, asking
is something wrong with my body? Well, Josh, Miss Stoya
responded that the ear is quote definitely an orogenous zone
as the vegas or vagus nerve which let's go with
vadgis in this case, passes through the ear has been
(03:10):
known to be associated with orgasm. She does say, though,
rather than risk injury, that the woman contact her doctor
and discussed the situation in order to learn how to
safely stimulate her ear.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think it just felt real good.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
Yeah, nice place to kiss back there and tickle, but
not an orgasm.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
How did the esthetician feel?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Do you think there are ladies out there who think
they've had an orgasm but actually haven't had whatever? Did all?
I mean this? This is making the leap that we
care if they have orgasms.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
So I googled the word eargasm a second ago when
you and I found this, and I have not read
this before, so give me a break. Here it says
a doctor on TikTok okay already warning physician on TikTok
uh he's offering an explanation as to the so called eargasm.
(04:12):
All right, doctor, Uh Karen roge r a j it's
I don't know if that's a man or woman.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
K A r a N.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Said, uh again, it's of the is it pronounced vagis
badgis vega the vegas of extents, and it also makes.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You want to gamble? Uh huh?
Speaker 9 (04:34):
It can elicit a calming and euphoric effect similar to
an orgasm. He says it's very likely the erectile tissues
in your ears and gorge, meaning that eargasms may be
a response to swelling in the ear canal. The doctor okay,
now I'm done. The doctor describes them as quote unquote
ear boners. Really do you want to go see this
(04:57):
guy or lady?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't know. To me, you have a new bone.
I have a strap on Q tip for you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I'm going to give it to you in the ear.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's pegging, but slightly smaller. Oh goodness.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Do you like to have your ears licked?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm fine with it. Ears are cool. Yeah, I
know some people can't stand it. My dogs like it
a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You lick your dogs? Oh no, no, just I'm just
petting them.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I don't. I don't like my ears licked. Neck next, Okay,
but not of course, mad I'm not dead inside.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
No, not to be too personal, but is there a
ways you could achieve without being below uh me?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Like this woman allegedly achieved with her ear. There are ways.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Yes, that's danger. That's dangers though, because you can get
hearing aids.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
That wasn't at all. You know, I'm nice to hear
somebody else doing age Jo. It's you guys always leave
it up to me to do them. Josh, thank you
very much. I've joined the club of really horror, horrific.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Not very fun. Is there an ear muff joke there
is that I'm missing?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
How do we How do we get to that?
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Ear Muffs one of the most uncomfortable forms of Oh,
the the ear musk with that metal band.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well, they've come a long way.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
They don't have the.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Metal bandore metal band was nineteen sixties.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Metal band you'd put they look ridiculous head when they
go behind the head and a nice yeah, you know
the ones that they used to It was like we're
in a pair of headphones and there was this metal band.
When you'd remove it, you would rip your hair out.
That's probably why I'm bald. Oh yes, anyways, work on
(07:04):
that ear muff set up.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
When's the last time you you had a pair of
ear muffs on. It's probably been.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I'd rather have my ears freeze than wear ear mufs.
They look so ridiculous. Well, they put you off ear muffs.
That's why he stopped wearing them. Right, Yeah, they look ridiculous.
Wear a hat?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Oh there are some cool new ones, Yeah, absolutely, there
are cool ear muffs.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yeah, man, I bet you, I think would honestly, like
they go, they sit back on the occipitals and then
they come over on the ears and they're just awesome.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
But I'm my mom with you. I also wear a hat.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Looks like those guys that put their glasses on backwards
when they're having lunch.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That bugs me. Yeah, I don't, boy, I don't know
anybody who does.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I'd be afraid they'd fall off. I forget, I'd forget
where they worried be walking around looking for my glasses.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Out of all the things that bug you, what bugs
you the most? Can you narrow it down to just
one thing?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Wearing your hat backwards? That really bothers me? Really?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
All right? What about your if you're doing something but
in your pants?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
We Yeah, if you're catching in a baseball game, or
you're involved in some kind of intimate encounter, it might
be okay. Otherwise looks ridiculous, leaves that ridiculous rainbow tan line.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Romantic encounter.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Wait a minute, don't you take your hat off? Because
don't I kind of want my hair pulled while I'm
doing Yeah, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Is that right? I at least want my hair grabbed.
That's getting harder and harder. Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah, that's why that's what he yells. He's got hair
all over. I shouldn't have brought that up.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Let'slet's just get back to the news desk where we
have the Silac Insurance News desk with Christie Lee.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
What's happening around is.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Working in Antarctica have detected strange radio signals coming from
deep within the ice.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
John fascinating. This stuff is amazing.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
You know what it sounds like?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Hey, good good lord, I watch it's awful color down hair.
The weather in the ten So once again it's gonna
be blow blow zero down hair for you.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's the hell lot of he get Those booties on the.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Pulses don't match any known natural or human made sources,
leaving researchers puzzled.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
So it sounds like disco.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
The discovery may shed light on unexplored geological processes or
reveal new physics altogether.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Or yeah, yeah, who's to say?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
The new team is now analyzing more data to understand
the signal's origin.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Wow, whoa, I say, be careful. Yes, it would be
some huge monster down there.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Exactly. Yeah, I've seen that movie, really.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Huge monster, and you mistook it for a documentary.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
I'm just saying that there's some if there's some sound
they're detecting for the first time emerging from the center
of the earth.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Oh sure, we got that's in the mountain, in the
Mountains of Madness or the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
What he said was that might be a monster down there.
I've seen that move.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Are you guys familiar with this new fad of going
to places like Antarctica and getting ice and then bringing
it back for your party. It's like, oh, yeah, we
got this natural frozen ice. That's what.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, it's like it's kind of a thing that's going on.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
And I was recently reading the scientists are like, please
don't do that. That ice is filled with prehistoric bacteria
that our bodies have no idea what to do with.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You can get so sick. Yes, yeah, that's movies that.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
There's even a commercial now where a guy goes and
he gets this block of ice and he's it's like
a beer or whiskey commercial, and he takes it back
to his party. So that he can serve it and
he chips it up, and but they're like, don't take
part in this.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Interesting It makes sense though, I mean, yeah, it never
warms up enough to kill anything.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
They used to kill me?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
This? This was not that long ago.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
People would get off airplanes coming back from Florida with
big bags of oranges, like, really, you know they have
those grocery store.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
But they're not fresh fresh. They are a couple of
tastes all that really can't tell the difference.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Some of that stuff's fun. Go to Idelia, get the
onions there, ye, Go to California, get the dates in
the figs. Yeah no, but.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You but you can't. Also just go to Trader Trills Delicious.
Love that place, me too, nicest employees on Earth.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
A new global sleep study confirms what many of us
already know. Most people hit the snooze button despite experts
warning against it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm in the minority. I never do it. You never
do no the snooze.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I never said an alarm. Well, I always set an alarm,
but I never use it. I always am up before
the alarm goes off. And then I met a guy
who used to work with us. He has like nine
different alarms, Yeah, like one, two, three four?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Guy? Right, how many alarms do you have?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Osc?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I have?
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Well, I have, Oh my goodness, fifty five four four
or five four or seven four ten four?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I mean, how's that last hour even enjoyable?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
These are all emergency in case I sleep through the
initial warm Okay, it still doesn't make it arch excuse
is the initial alarm also on that phone?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah? Three fifty five? Oh? Do you have another alarm
clock across the room or something? No?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
No, what time do you normally get up? If it's
set at three fifty five?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Fifty five? Okay, you usually do?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Actually, Unfortunately I wake up around three fifty two, and
I'm disappointed every morning that I could have gotten three
more minutes.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh, I like it.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I want to wake up before my alarm so I
don't have to hear it. What is the sound of yours?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Each one is a different tone? No kidding, Well, I'm
deaf in one ear, so like if I'm sleeping.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Said, is there anyone different?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
If my good ears down? Jo, what I have to do?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Yeah, so, but my ex wife was horrible with the alarm,
like the snooze we'd be going to bed. I'm like,
what time do you need to get up in the morning.
I'd be setting alarm. She's like a six thirty. I'm like,
what time do you want me a something alarm for
She's like four fifteen. Yeah, Oh that's great. That's gonna
be a lot of fun. Right before our divorce. I
(13:16):
don't know if you guys know this, I went and
got a snooze bar sergicly installed in my chest just
for her. That when we were making love and he'd
start to go off too soon, she could just hit it.
He'd reset, I'd give her another nine minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That. It's just good, very nice.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Researchers in our story.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
At the gist of this story is what that You're
not supposed to hit the snoop?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
They analyzed over three million nights of sleep from twenty
one thousand users and found that the snooze button was
used on fifty five percent of nights, with the average
snooze lasting eleven minutes. Now on the iPhone, the average
news is nine minutes, which I always I hate odd numbers.
I don't know, but it drives to me crazy.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Here's the dumbest thing I'll do. Okay, if I'll get up.
I mean, I'll hit the snooze button then be like
I'm going to get up. Then I forget that I've
hit the snooze button. I'm in the shower.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, go off, Oh God, here we go. I bet
that's a nice and understandings. You have terror come over you?
Yeah right, yeah, because you know you're about to wake
up half the house.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
So nearly half of all participants hit snooze on more
than eighty percent of mornings, averaging twenty minutes of additional dozing.
The lead author, Rebecca Robbins, noted snoozing can disrupt vital
stages of sleep and recommend setting a single alarm for
the latest possible wake up time and rising immediately.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't buy this. I think that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
But sometimes that that extra ten minutes asleep you can
I can have a full novel length dream.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I agree, great advance.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Are you still your contention is you can pick what
you dream?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
My content get on. No.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
No, my contention is I can get up and pee,
go back to sleep and pick up the dream.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I know I've done that before. I can't do it
every time.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
There's no way we can there's a general theme to
the dreams anyway, Is it really it's sex? Isn't It
might be having sex with a woman? Yeah, I bet
it is.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
What's that like?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
By the way, I've named it the movie Diamond Cutters
are Forever James Bondfield a double O twelve.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I bet that's really good. Do you bet that's really
something when it's angry?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I don't know. I bet it's red.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I bet it really really read it is not, But
thank you.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Thank you for underscoring me message.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I turned my alarm off this morning though, and fell
back asleep, and then I woke up like ten minutes later.
I usually don't do that freak me out. But that's
where the old Grandfather clock comes in, because it started
making noise and it woke me up.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
I just got a letter handed to me that says, hey,
show the Bob and Tom show. I was just wondering
if you have gotten to tell Josh the great joke
involving the grandfather clock.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yet Tom has it.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
And this is your You already said we're going to
do it every day.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You forgot.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
This is a grandfather clock outside in the hallway in
the main injury way of the house and it is
close to our bedroom.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
But Tom, I don't care for the grandfather right. I
remember one morning last week we were talking about how
you don't like that.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
And when we got married, my husband had a grandmother clock,
which we passed along to his son, and I didn't
he didn't know.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I know there was such a thing as a grandmother clock.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
I know in the world of equal rights, you get
to have your own clock and your own orgasm. Dear
Bob and Tom, Show writes Craig was not officially in
the letter writing Hall of Fame. Here on the program,
you were discussing that there was between a grandfather and
a grandmother clock. I believe the grandmother clock is like
the grandfather clock, just without the dong.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Ah. Like, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
That is a the economy of words in that joke,
and uh, really well done.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
You have a cluck by your bed, that light that
you can see in minute you wake up, because I don't.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
I have a I found one that has it emits
almost no light. It just looks like a little piece
of wood. Yeah, and I used to have what I loved.
I had that thing that projected onto the ceiling.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I have that. What if it's a light piece of
wood with just sticky numbers on it, and he thinks.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
It's a claw And it always says the same time.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It's always the same.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It's really weird.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I get up every morning at three thirty two. It's unbelievable.
It's a sun it's a sun dial. No, it's it's
very subtle, and it's got three settings. I've got it
on the lowest so it doesn't emit a.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Lot of light. Yeah, I've tried that. It's still too much.
But I had the bat signal thing.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I love that it were on when the alarm went
off or was.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It on all the time. That's what I check it.
I don't like it, but it was I could just
look up and there it was. My dad loved that too.
I got him one.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
He asked for it for Christmas one year. Yeah, it's great.
If you want it, I can find out where it is. Yeah,
storage probably, I probably have one in storage too.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
No, that's okay, I don't want it. I just wondered
if there was a class the one I have.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
It's it looks like this looks like a triangular piece
of wood and it's got a nice digital clock on it.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
The room up not not that much. It's red and
it's kind of a.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
I'm convinced that that waking up, if having to set
an alarm and having alarms wake you up, takes years
off your life. I think we were meant to wake
up naturally. I think it's I I haven't felt right
since I started this job. We noticed that, you, like,
(18:50):
I really am not.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I know it. I know it's screwing up my my.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Before when did you wake up and when did you
go to bed?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I would wake up in between nine and ten because
you were working too. You're right, you find yourself better
in dissolutions after working.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
I know.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
It's just always kind of tired. Oh absolutely.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Oh yeah, and I'm living a healthier life than I
was before I started this job.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, you're always tired.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah. Maybe it's just a conversion to heterosexuality. That's I've
considered that.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Because I am expending less less of my life fluid.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
You're right, I understand, Josh and having I'm sorry I
couldn't get that out with the straight face.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today. Eargasm,
Q tips and snooze button abuse. We'll talk about that
inju just a minute. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why
(00:29):
because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes, y'all went.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
From the Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's
not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates,
all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all
the downs.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Rome Show
podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So Martin, they ain't never played with him. He tried
to paddle to San Diego and a wave took him
out to see and he washed up on the beach
at Walkie Kee. He's the only ilegal Mexican in Honolulu.
(01:28):
He's only been here twenty minutes and found him a roofing.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Job to do.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, they don't know if they're gonna run him off
or if they're gonna let him stay. But it's looking
good cause they're already calling him Don Hosey.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Nice jazz chords there. Wo.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
A woman receiving a routine ear wax removal experienced a
highly unexpected reaction, an orgasm triggered by the procedure. Oh yeah,
The woman wrote to a columnist by the name of
Jessica Stoya at Slate, saying, I am a stray woman
in my early thirties, and I've always struggled to orgasm. Recently,
I was at the doctor and she flushed my ears
(02:40):
with water. I was startled by how deeply good it felt,
and I unexpectedly orgasmed.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I don't believe this, The woman said.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
She was so embarrassed and confused by the experience, asking
is something wrong with my body? Well, Josh, Miss Stoya
responded that the ear is quote definitely an orogenous zone
as the vegas or vagus nerve which let's go with
vadgis in this case, passes through the ear has been
(03:10):
known to be associated with orgasm. She does say, though,
rather than risk injury, that the woman contact her doctor
and discussed the situation in order to learn how to
safely stimulate her ear.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think it just felt real good.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
Yeah, nice place to kiss back there and tickle, but
not an orgasm.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
How did the esthetician feel?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Do you think there are ladies out there who think
they've had an orgasm but actually haven't had whatever? Did all?
I mean this? This is making the leap that we
care if they have orgasms.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
So I googled the word eargasm a second ago when
you and I found this, and I have not read
this before, so give me a break. Here it says
a doctor on TikTok okay already warning physician on TikTok
uh he's offering an explanation as to the so called eargasm.
(04:12):
All right, doctor, Uh Karen roge r a j it's
I don't know if that's a man or woman.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
K A r a N.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Said, uh again, it's of the is it pronounced vagis
badgis vega the vegas of extents, and it also makes.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You want to gamble? Uh huh?
Speaker 9 (04:34):
It can elicit a calming and euphoric effect similar to
an orgasm. He says it's very likely the erectile tissues
in your ears and gorge, meaning that eargasms may be
a response to swelling in the ear canal. The doctor okay,
now I'm done. The doctor describes them as quote unquote
ear boners. Really do you want to go see this
(04:57):
guy or lady?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't know. To me, you have a new bone.
I have a strap on Q tip for you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I'm going to give it to you in the ear.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's pegging, but slightly smaller. Oh goodness.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Do you like to have your ears licked?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm fine with it. Ears are cool. Yeah, I
know some people can't stand it. My dogs like it
a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You lick your dogs? Oh no, no, just I'm just
petting them.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I don't. I don't like my ears licked. Neck next, Okay,
but not of course, mad I'm not dead inside.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
No, not to be too personal, but is there a
ways you could achieve without being below uh me?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Like this woman allegedly achieved with her ear. There are ways.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Yes, that's danger. That's dangers though, because you can get
hearing aids.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
That wasn't at all. You know, I'm nice to hear
somebody else doing age Jo. It's you guys always leave
it up to me to do them. Josh, thank you
very much. I've joined the club of really horror, horrific.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Not very fun. Is there an ear muff joke there
is that I'm missing?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
How do we How do we get to that?
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Ear Muffs one of the most uncomfortable forms of Oh,
the the ear musk with that metal band.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well, they've come a long way.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
They don't have the.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Metal bandore metal band was nineteen sixties.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Metal band you'd put they look ridiculous head when they
go behind the head and a nice yeah, you know
the ones that they used to It was like we're
in a pair of headphones and there was this metal band.
When you'd remove it, you would rip your hair out.
That's probably why I'm bald. Oh yes, anyways, work on
(07:04):
that ear muff set up.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
When's the last time you you had a pair of
ear muffs on. It's probably been.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I'd rather have my ears freeze than wear ear mufs.
They look so ridiculous. Well, they put you off ear muffs.
That's why he stopped wearing them. Right, Yeah, they look ridiculous.
Wear a hat?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Oh there are some cool new ones, Yeah, absolutely, there
are cool ear muffs.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yeah, man, I bet you, I think would honestly, like
they go, they sit back on the occipitals and then
they come over on the ears and they're just awesome.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
But I'm my mom with you. I also wear a hat.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Looks like those guys that put their glasses on backwards
when they're having lunch.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That bugs me. Yeah, I don't, boy, I don't know
anybody who does.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I'd be afraid they'd fall off. I forget, I'd forget
where they worried be walking around looking for my glasses.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Out of all the things that bug you, what bugs
you the most? Can you narrow it down to just
one thing?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Wearing your hat backwards? That really bothers me? Really?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
All right? What about your if you're doing something but
in your pants?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
We Yeah, if you're catching in a baseball game, or
you're involved in some kind of intimate encounter, it might
be okay. Otherwise looks ridiculous, leaves that ridiculous rainbow tan line.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Romantic encounter.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Wait a minute, don't you take your hat off? Because
don't I kind of want my hair pulled while I'm
doing Yeah, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Is that right? I at least want my hair grabbed.
That's getting harder and harder. Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah, that's why that's what he yells. He's got hair
all over. I shouldn't have brought that up.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Let'slet's just get back to the news desk where we
have the Silac Insurance News desk with Christie Lee.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
What's happening around is.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Working in Antarctica have detected strange radio signals coming from
deep within the ice.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
John fascinating. This stuff is amazing.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
You know what it sounds like?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Hey, good good lord, I watch it's awful color down hair.
The weather in the ten So once again it's gonna
be blow blow zero down hair for you.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's the hell lot of he get Those booties on the.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Pulses don't match any known natural or human made sources,
leaving researchers puzzled.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
So it sounds like disco.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
The discovery may shed light on unexplored geological processes or
reveal new physics altogether.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Or yeah, yeah, who's to say?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
The new team is now analyzing more data to understand
the signal's origin.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Wow, whoa, I say, be careful. Yes, it would be
some huge monster down there.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Exactly. Yeah, I've seen that movie, really.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Huge monster, and you mistook it for a documentary.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
I'm just saying that there's some if there's some sound
they're detecting for the first time emerging from the center
of the earth.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Oh sure, we got that's in the mountain, in the
Mountains of Madness or the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
What he said was that might be a monster down there.
I've seen that move.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Are you guys familiar with this new fad of going
to places like Antarctica and getting ice and then bringing
it back for your party. It's like, oh, yeah, we
got this natural frozen ice. That's what.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, it's like it's kind of a thing that's going on.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
And I was recently reading the scientists are like, please
don't do that. That ice is filled with prehistoric bacteria
that our bodies have no idea what to do with.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You can get so sick. Yes, yeah, that's movies that.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
There's even a commercial now where a guy goes and
he gets this block of ice and he's it's like
a beer or whiskey commercial, and he takes it back
to his party. So that he can serve it and
he chips it up, and but they're like, don't take
part in this.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Interesting It makes sense though, I mean, yeah, it never
warms up enough to kill anything.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
They used to kill me?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
This? This was not that long ago.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
People would get off airplanes coming back from Florida with
big bags of oranges, like, really, you know they have
those grocery store.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
But they're not fresh fresh. They are a couple of
tastes all that really can't tell the difference.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Some of that stuff's fun. Go to Idelia, get the
onions there, ye, Go to California, get the dates in
the figs. Yeah no, but.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You but you can't. Also just go to Trader Trills Delicious.
Love that place, me too, nicest employees on Earth.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
A new global sleep study confirms what many of us
already know. Most people hit the snooze button despite experts
warning against it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm in the minority. I never do it. You never
do no the snooze.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I never said an alarm. Well, I always set an alarm,
but I never use it. I always am up before
the alarm goes off. And then I met a guy
who used to work with us. He has like nine
different alarms, Yeah, like one, two, three four?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Guy? Right, how many alarms do you have?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Osc?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I have?
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Well, I have, Oh my goodness, fifty five four four
or five four or seven four ten four?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I mean, how's that last hour even enjoyable?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
These are all emergency in case I sleep through the
initial warm Okay, it still doesn't make it arch excuse
is the initial alarm also on that phone?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah? Three fifty five? Oh? Do you have another alarm
clock across the room or something? No?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
No, what time do you normally get up? If it's
set at three fifty five?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Fifty five? Okay, you usually do?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Actually, Unfortunately I wake up around three fifty two, and
I'm disappointed every morning that I could have gotten three
more minutes.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh, I like it.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I want to wake up before my alarm so I
don't have to hear it. What is the sound of yours?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Each one is a different tone? No kidding, Well, I'm
deaf in one ear, so like if I'm sleeping.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Said, is there anyone different?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
If my good ears down? Jo, what I have to do?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Yeah, so, but my ex wife was horrible with the alarm,
like the snooze we'd be going to bed. I'm like,
what time do you need to get up in the morning.
I'd be setting alarm. She's like a six thirty. I'm like,
what time do you want me a something alarm for
She's like four fifteen. Yeah, Oh that's great. That's gonna
be a lot of fun. Right before our divorce. I
(13:16):
don't know if you guys know this, I went and
got a snooze bar sergicly installed in my chest just
for her. That when we were making love and he'd
start to go off too soon, she could just hit it.
He'd reset, I'd give her another nine minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That. It's just good, very nice.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Researchers in our story.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
At the gist of this story is what that You're
not supposed to hit the snoop?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
They analyzed over three million nights of sleep from twenty
one thousand users and found that the snooze button was
used on fifty five percent of nights, with the average
snooze lasting eleven minutes. Now on the iPhone, the average
news is nine minutes, which I always I hate odd numbers.
I don't know, but it drives to me crazy.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Here's the dumbest thing I'll do. Okay, if I'll get up.
I mean, I'll hit the snooze button then be like
I'm going to get up. Then I forget that I've
hit the snooze button. I'm in the shower.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, go off, Oh God, here we go. I bet
that's a nice and understandings. You have terror come over you?
Yeah right, yeah, because you know you're about to wake
up half the house.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
So nearly half of all participants hit snooze on more
than eighty percent of mornings, averaging twenty minutes of additional dozing.
The lead author, Rebecca Robbins, noted snoozing can disrupt vital
stages of sleep and recommend setting a single alarm for
the latest possible wake up time and rising immediately.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't buy this. I think that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
But sometimes that that extra ten minutes asleep you can
I can have a full novel length dream.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I agree, great advance.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Are you still your contention is you can pick what
you dream?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
My content get on. No.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
No, my contention is I can get up and pee,
go back to sleep and pick up the dream.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I know I've done that before. I can't do it
every time.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
There's no way we can there's a general theme to
the dreams anyway, Is it really it's sex? Isn't It
might be having sex with a woman? Yeah, I bet
it is.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
What's that like?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
By the way, I've named it the movie Diamond Cutters
are Forever James Bondfield a double O twelve.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I bet that's really good. Do you bet that's really
something when it's angry?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I don't know. I bet it's red.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I bet it really really read it is not, But
thank you.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Thank you for underscoring me message.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I turned my alarm off this morning though, and fell
back asleep, and then I woke up like ten minutes later.
I usually don't do that freak me out. But that's
where the old Grandfather clock comes in, because it started
making noise and it woke me up.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
I just got a letter handed to me that says, hey,
show the Bob and Tom show. I was just wondering
if you have gotten to tell Josh the great joke
involving the grandfather clock.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yet Tom has it.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
And this is your You already said we're going to
do it every day.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You forgot.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
This is a grandfather clock outside in the hallway in
the main injury way of the house and it is
close to our bedroom.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
But Tom, I don't care for the grandfather right. I
remember one morning last week we were talking about how
you don't like that.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
And when we got married, my husband had a grandmother clock,
which we passed along to his son, and I didn't
he didn't know.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I know there was such a thing as a grandmother clock.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
I know in the world of equal rights, you get
to have your own clock and your own orgasm. Dear
Bob and Tom, Show writes Craig was not officially in
the letter writing Hall of Fame. Here on the program,
you were discussing that there was between a grandfather and
a grandmother clock. I believe the grandmother clock is like
the grandfather clock, just without the dong.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Ah. Like, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
That is a the economy of words in that joke,
and uh, really well done.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
You have a cluck by your bed, that light that
you can see in minute you wake up, because I don't.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
I have a I found one that has it emits
almost no light. It just looks like a little piece
of wood. Yeah, and I used to have what I loved.
I had that thing that projected onto the ceiling.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I have that. What if it's a light piece of
wood with just sticky numbers on it, and he thinks.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
It's a claw And it always says the same time.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It's always the same.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It's really weird.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I get up every morning at three thirty two. It's unbelievable.
It's a sun it's a sun dial. No, it's it's
very subtle, and it's got three settings. I've got it
on the lowest so it doesn't emit a.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Lot of light. Yeah, I've tried that. It's still too much.
But I had the bat signal thing.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I love that it were on when the alarm went
off or was.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It on all the time. That's what I check it.
I don't like it, but it was I could just
look up and there it was. My dad loved that too.
I got him one.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
He asked for it for Christmas one year. Yeah, it's great.
If you want it, I can find out where it is. Yeah,
storage probably, I probably have one in storage too.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
No, that's okay, I don't want it. I just wondered
if there was a class the one I have.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
It's it looks like this looks like a triangular piece
of wood and it's got a nice digital clock on it.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
The room up not not that much. It's red and
it's kind of a.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
I'm convinced that that waking up, if having to set
an alarm and having alarms wake you up, takes years
off your life. I think we were meant to wake
up naturally. I think it's I I haven't felt right
since I started this job. We noticed that, you, like,
(18:50):
I really am not.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I know it. I know it's screwing up my my.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Before when did you wake up and when did you
go to bed?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I would wake up in between nine and ten because
you were working too. You're right, you find yourself better
in dissolutions after working.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
I know.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
It's just always kind of tired. Oh absolutely.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Oh yeah, and I'm living a healthier life than I
was before I started this job.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, you're always tired.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah. Maybe it's just a conversion to heterosexuality. That's I've
considered that.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Because I am expending less less of my life fluid.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
You're right, I understand, Josh and having I'm sorry I
couldn't get that out with the straight face.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and
Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Take care everybody.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's part sports, we have football on the brain, part
pop culture.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Denis Leary true false.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature
on it.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
White socks, blood, the bruised blood, They run deep.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
And the best of it.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Any interviews. Robert de Niro here on The Rich Iron Show.
How are you, sir?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
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Speaker 5 (20:05):
The antidote is to appear on The Rich Iron Show.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
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Speaker 3 (20:08):
I wouldn't just do it earlier.
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