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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Falling Iguana's plus Pat's Song and Nude Bowling. It's all
on the way in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hi, this is Kevin Harlan.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The NBA on Prime Crew is back and the Quest
for the Emirates NBA Cup is center court once again.
Crew play is over. Now the remaining eight teams do
battle in the knockout rounds, and Prime is your exclusive
home for all the action. It all starts with the quarterfinals,
two consecutive nights of can't miss doubleheaders this Tuesday and
(00:50):
Wednesday night. When and you move on to the semifinals,
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It's back to back nights up doubleheaders. Guarantee to entertain,
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Speaker 4 (01:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'd love to get rid of these lame hubcaps, but
rims are so expensive.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
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Speaker 2 (01:44):
Miss Williams. I love you.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
On the HBO series Girls, my favorite scene was where
your boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
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Oh it's my new discount custom wheelshop, Allison's brim Jobs.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
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Speaker 4 (02:05):
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Speaker 2 (02:08):
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Speaker 4 (02:10):
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you wait. That's why everyone loves my rim jobs.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
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Speaker 4 (02:17):
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Does your dingy old rim just need a little spit shine?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
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Speaker 4 (02:26):
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Speaker 6 (02:31):
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Speaker 2 (02:33):
Let's look at it. We have a team of crack.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Mechanics eager to dig in and do that dirty work
that other shops just won't touch.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wa wait, mechanics.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Absolutely, there's no way I could do all those rim
jobs by myself. And let me tell you, the guys
in the shop aren't afraid to get messy back there.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's right, miss Allison. Who are you? Howdy boys, I'm Harry.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
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is my number one employee.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh boy, oh ma'am, I'm number two. I'm always right behind.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh stop trying to brown nose me, Harry. Sure my
face is on the sign, But all day you're in
the back with your face just buried and work well.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I'll get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good
rim job. Sure, sometimes after a long day I'm poop,
But servicing our customers in the end, I just can't
get enough. Heck I get home, I practically have to
scrub that smile off my face.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Oh sweetie, you're not the only one smiling afterwards.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
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We gave him his first rim job several years ago
and he hasn't stopped coming.
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Speaker 8 (03:51):
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he really ram that hole in the ass the ass
excuse me, ram that hole in the asphalt so hard,
completely bottomed out.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
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Speaker 2 (04:08):
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Speaker 8 (04:12):
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and the prices are so reasonable. A friend of mine
went to that fancy shop, you know, Randy's Rimporium. Mm hmm,
said he totally got rmed.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
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Speaker 2 (04:27):
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gonna be late for work.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
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rim Jobs. We're way down on the south side, right
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Speaker 8 (04:42):
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Speaker 4 (04:47):
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Speaker 1 (04:58):
We know what you need here another a healthy dose
of Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hello Tom, Hello chick McGee. Pat, you look like you've
plugged yourself into a wall socket and your hair standing
straight up. Running down the hall. You get your get
you get your grease there, get your get your bangs
over there on the side. Are you telling me you're
moving so fast you blew your hairbag? Is that right? Yep,
I'm a sprinter.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I got some new jokes. Oh, I got like ten
minutes on birds. You guys are watch out. I'm getting
d exciting stuff. I've got some new jokes. But they're
just Jeff's old jokes. Oh, but they're new.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
They have taken Jeff's old jokes and turned them into
music and song.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'll be doing that good. It's a song about birds.
Finally made them funny. I thought, maybe I know that
you have a song about iguanas. We have a great
iguana story in the news again. This has happened before, Yes,
it has. It involves the temperature.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware
of falling iguanas as the state prepares for potentially record
smashing cold snap. Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas
and cause them to fall out of trees. The lizards
start getting sluggish in temperatures below fifty degrees and are
known to freeze. When temperatures dip into the thirties and forties,
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there's cold out. Experts are sure that frozen iguanas are
not dead, but they can remain paralyzed on the ground
for hours until the temperature warms up enough to let
their blood.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So they're telling you they're not dead.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
No, they're not dead.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So if you see one, they're possom iguanas where your
dog sees one does. Doesn't the frozen iguana sound like
a drink tiki bar? Yes? Now I know Josh owned
a snake is Would you ever own an iguana?
Speaker 10 (06:38):
My brother did, no kidding little bit. Yeah wow, like
a big one, like a big igue. It didn't grow
to be big, too big.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay. We had one in junior high. Not at my house,
thank god, like the classroom kept the classroom iguana. Not
like a guinea pig or hamster. But you guys had ana.
Terrified me.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I thought your boys had an iguana one.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I know they had some some lizard of some sort
of thing. Oh okay, thank god it disappeared. I don't
know what happened to that thing crawled into uranus at night.
You know he'll do that. Yeah, oh yeah, they do that.
You have an iguana skelton is. Some say you never
get a better night's sleep. All releases the toxin the
So this this is pat Godin in the following Iguanas.
(07:18):
That's your new band. Yeah, a little.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Cultural appropriation here from Patio Marley. Come on, you're going
to enjoy it this time. Come on down to Jamaica.
He a beach and you'll feel fine. Get away from
that nasty northeaster. Enjoy our ruman the sunshine. Don't worry
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about that temperture.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
If it dispile of forty degrees, that means the food
is free. Because I guanas are falling from the trees.
Frozen iguanas are falling.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
From the trees.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
I give you the scoop, give you win the loop
fallen iguanas a grillin in the breeze. You'd be so
hungry from the ganja you'll think iguana is the chicken
of the trees. Yes, haguana is the chicken of the trees.
(08:19):
Someone in the crowd yelled out loud.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
You just played that song.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
I think it's chick Magi have to give you the scoop,
Give You and the Loop.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh bar.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
Fallen iguana, Oh chicken of the trees, Here we go
Mad in Florida is doing his part to reduce the
invasive iguana population.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
John Johnson, he's the the owner and founder of Down
Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles for years. But
he when he says removed them, what do you What
do you mean?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I saw this in action.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're like warming them up and then they come back out?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Or does he guy I used? The guy I saw
used a whip.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Huh. Yeah, this guy uh cooks up iguana eggs much
like you would traditional chicken eggs. That's what they term
Latin inspired spices and garlic and whips them into omelets. Okay,
this is happening in Florida, on Marco Island.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Why that I saw in Florida look like he stepped
out of an Indiana Jones movie. And he had a
whip and he was whipping the iguanas out of the trees.
Not a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So he'd crack and then one would fall yep. Huh.
If they would kill it, I think it would snap
it in half.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I don't know if it killed it. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
There's no way it dust.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I don't know if it scared it. And then he
picked him up and took him away somewhere. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, they're referred to hear in this article from Gulf
Coast News as being invasive.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, that the hotel I was staying at the hire.
This guy he comes twice a week. Yeah, whip, but
there's whip. And he had a bird he had like
a big hawk.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, I'm a lizard whipper. Boy. That sounds like a
sex move, doesn't it. I gave her the old lizard whipper.
Let's go come on, Josh, I haven't mentioned sex moves
in a month.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I thought he was shooting.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's just the laziest every time I say, okay, let's
move on. Nudists in pittsburghs in Pittsburgh are hosting a
nude bowling event where being naked was required. The so
called Balls Out bowling event was last weekend. Here we see,
(10:41):
are we gonna get?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
We're gonna see this?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I hope I believe they don't allow video or not.
A nude bowling event took place at crafton Ingram Lanes,
where nudity was required for participants. The women were permitted
to wear bottoms. Organizers emphasize this was a non sexual event.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Oh come on.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They emphasized that. Then you know.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
When you release the ball, that video or that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah that if there were twenty five people at this event,
I'll give you each fifty bucks. Yeah to say I
didn't put it in I red pretty deep. You had
to wear shoes, Oh sure, yeah you do. To mess
up LA, you're naked wearing bowling shoes. There's probably some
guy wearing a hat. What could be funnier? And you know,
(11:36):
some guy straddled the ball return. You know what hat
you would wear?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What hat?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
A bowlers right there? Right there?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I don't want to see somebody's shirt salad.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Well, I'm exactly The person who's waiting to bowl next
has the worst angle of anything, Like you're just seeing
nothing but chocolate starfish.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And can you mention after they're done, they have cosmic
bowling to turn the black lights. And this is the
second time this year they've done this, though, so it
must the first time must have been just popular enough.
And again I or I object to the use of
the term naturist. I do too. I turned it to
(12:21):
nudist where it should be. I think there is that
a bad term. Isn't it up to them what they
call themselves. I think they can call themselves whatever they want.
I'm calling them nudists. Naturist again, sounds like you're out
bird watching. Yeah, I think natural I've always heard naturalists
naturalist is I think that's fast atward.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
I think it's bad. I looked it up and I
think Tom's right. But I think it's backwards, right, I
got it backwards?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, you know, like the old Gibbons. Remember that guy,
he's a naturalist. He should have been a naturist. Yeah,
a naturist is not. I took it out of the story,
changed it to nudists. How did I get in this conversation?
I say, enjoy the show, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
You know what though, you tell a convention center a
bunch of nudists are showing up, Oh yeah, they may scoff.
You say, a bunch of naturists are showing up, they
don't even question.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
No, Yeah, because they think they're nature Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Right, I think nudist has a negative context. Do you
think anybody brought their own you know, don't know those
those dual bags they have for the serious Ballall serious
bowlers have two balls, all right, at some point they do. Oh,
they use one ball for a spare. Serious bowlers have
never seen a double ball.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Yeah, there's a one ball that has an inside that
actually kind of moves, and then the other ball is
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Serious bowlers often have a double ball bag. So you
obviously that must have come up in conversation. Hey, I
see you brought both your balls. No, I brought all
four her. This one's waited and this one's uh. And
the shoes. The shoes are in the bag too, right, Yeah,
David Rush. By the way, that you see more than
this a second, you'd see more than a seven to
ten split. You see, Dolores a little beavidge in line
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lane four. Get your mind out of the gutter. Thank
you very much. Hey, spare me. We could go on
all day. I can tell you that this isn't up
your alley. David Rush. David Rush broken the Guinness World
record for the most cucumbers snapped in thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
You snapped.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Number to beat was fifty, but Rush smashed that with
a total of sixty five cucumbers snapped in half a minute.
He broke the reguard.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
With what during it with his hands.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're looking at the raw guy. You've picked off the
cucumber and you break it in half?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Did they all have to be the same size with it? There?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Actually are get him? There are serious parameters with require
the size of the cucumber. What about the ripeness of
the cucumber? That seems like that would play into it.
It would well, that would be up to the participant.
As you know in the uh PCL Professional Cucumber League
Curvy as well. Rush broke the record during an appearance
(15:14):
on El Horma Guero. That is uh in Spain, the
TV show in Spain that means the ant Hill. Huh
it sounds like it's some kind of war against whatever
mind Rush describes as one of this Uh. The ant
Hill is one of Spain's biggest and wildest live TV shows.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh boy, it sounds crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
According to Dave, each cucumber needed to meet strict minimum
weight and length requirements for the record. Wait a minute,
now the cucumbers are lined up. He's stretching. They're lined
up on a very long table. Poor bastard, He's he's
adjusting the cucumbers.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I want to see he's not chopping them with his hand?
Is he?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And these are large ccumb Oh yeah, he grabs each
one with two hands. Look at how fastest. He's one
of the world's greatest jugglers. It's unbelievable. Look at how
quick he's doing this. Oh we messed up on that,
but I don't like it. They can use the edge of.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
The table, can use the edge of the table, the
edge like that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He messed up again. But he's still he's still going strong.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know what? I don't think he is using the
right one at that angle. It does not look like
he is. Yeah, grabbing him on It's amazing, Thank god,
that's amazing. Amazing. Is like, is the human salad shooter.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Do you break a cucumber in half? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I really have never tried. I have like six box
get an ice berger. Do you think your anus is
strong enough to snap a cucumber a smaller one? What?
I don't know, a cucumber half with your I don't think, Josh,
Tom you're thought, Josh, I doesn't expect that from you.
(17:00):
That's got a thing. I might say, how much this
this is? So would you allow me to try it.
I would absolutely allow you to try because are you
talking about insertion the more the more?
Speaker 10 (17:09):
No, No, I'm talking about you put half in and
then you try to cut it with your aus.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Because reducing your dignity to zero is one of my goals.
That would certainly do it. Hey, here they didn't Bob
a Tom show Today, Josh Arnold volunteered to cut a
cucumber and half with his butt. Even my little girls
would find that mildly amusing. It's not terrified. But yeah,
you're right, I have zero respect.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Pat.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Didn't you quote unquote snap, you're a cucumber? One wild
night in Miami?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Didnight with a lady named Kim Oh? Yeah the name.
I had to reset it. Yes, I would you like to.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Have your splints on that? They put a little splints on.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Nothing you can do. I don't think there's anything to do.
You can do, Funny, I don't have lots of kisses.
Your penis ever recovers. It just doesn't get there. It doesn't.
I don't think so. I don't know they treated they
treat No, I did not have this happen. I did
have it happen. What you brought it.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Yeah, and they splint and it took like seven eight
months to heel.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You've had this ace up your sleeve the whole.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Time and you've never shared this.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
How did your penis break?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Careful a sexual position? Yes, okay?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
And someone Kate rose up too high and when they
came back down, it bent against itself.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, did you did you civil warr it or did you?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
As I did one of these and crossed the room
and then uh yeah. We went to the hospital and
they're like, there's nothing you can do. You just have
to wait for it to heal. Oh, that was like
a tire had blown out on the side and was
just as dark for about six months.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Cone.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But but let's not leave the kids at homecasting. Everything's
fine now though, right, that's right that it looks like
a capital L. There is a little bit around buildings,
There is a little bit. Yeah, yeah, God, you guys
(19:15):
didn't want to do the David Rush.
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Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show.
Falling Iguana's plus Pat's Song and Nude Bowling. It's all
on the way in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hi, this is Kevin Harlan.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The NBA on Prime Crew is back and the Quest
for the Emirates NBA Cup is center court once again.
Crew play is over. Now the remaining eight teams do
battle in the knockout rounds, and Prime is your exclusive
home for all the action. It all starts with the quarterfinals,
two consecutive nights of can't miss doubleheaders this Tuesday and
(00:50):
Wednesday night. When and you move on to the semifinals,
lose and your Quest for the Cup is over. The
stakes are high and the intensity will be even higher.
It's back to back nights up doubleheaders. Guarantee to entertain,
and if you're not a Prime member that's not a problem.
Sign up for a thirty day free trial to get
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Speaker 2 (01:29):
Pretty good, dude, hop in whoa looking finally washed his car?
I need now is some custom rims.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'd love to get rid of these lame hubcaps, but
rims are so expensive.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Not any more, boys, Allison Williams, that's me.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Miss Williams. I love you.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
On the HBO series Girls, my favorite scene was where
your boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, I know, That's not what I'm here to
talk about. I'm here to talk to you about rim jobs.
Oh it's my new discount custom wheelshop, Allison's brim Jobs.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh what do you know about custom rep Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Trust me, I'm an expert on rim jobs.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
All about your rim right there in the shop while
you wait. That's why everyone loves my rim jobs.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This is the best day of my life.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
But we don't just sell new rims. We service rims too.
Does your dingy old rim just need a little spit shine?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Definitely?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Or maybe you've got a worn out rim that's been
banged hard and been out of shape.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Oh think so show me your rim.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Let's look at it. We have a team of crack.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Mechanics eager to dig in and do that dirty work
that other shops just won't touch.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wa wait, mechanics.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Absolutely, there's no way I could do all those rim
jobs by myself. And let me tell you, the guys
in the shop aren't afraid to get messy back there.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's right, miss Allison. Who are you? Howdy boys, I'm Harry.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Goot, yeah you're looking at he alright, goos, boys, Harry
is my number one employee.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh boy, oh ma'am, I'm number two. I'm always right behind.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh stop trying to brown nose me, Harry. Sure my
face is on the sign, But all day you're in
the back with your face just buried and work well.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I'll get a lot of satisfaction from doing a good
rim job. Sure, sometimes after a long day I'm poop,
But servicing our customers in the end, I just can't
get enough. Heck I get home, I practically have to
scrub that smile off my face.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Oh sweetie, you're not the only one smiling afterwards.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, this is one of our best customers, Peter Bottoms.
We gave him his first rim job several years ago
and he hasn't stopped coming.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
These guys save my ass.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
See, my boyfriend was driving me home one night and bam,
he really ram that hole in the ass the ass
excuse me, ram that hole in the asphalt so hard,
completely bottomed out.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know, we goodness didn't damage your wheels.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Rectum, you have no idea.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
But after Harry's vigorous rim jobs, they look brand new
and the prices are so reasonable. A friend of mine
went to that fancy shop, you know, Randy's Rimporium. Mm hmm,
said he totally got rmed.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I've heard about them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We really need to get going. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna be late for work.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Remember, for all your custom wheel needs, come to Allison's
rim Jobs. We're way down on the south side, right
around the corner from the lemonade stand, near where the
fudge is made, right fellus.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
If you need an ATM, they can help you out,
and they've also got a cash machine.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, jobs, how many time, boys, it's a total brain
number one eight hundred. Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We know what you need here another a healthy dose
of Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hello Tom, Hello chick McGee. Pat, you look like you've
plugged yourself into a wall socket and your hair standing
straight up. Running down the hall. You get your get
you get your grease there, get your get your bangs
over there on the side. Are you telling me you're
moving so fast you blew your hairbag? Is that right? Yep,
I'm a sprinter.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I got some new jokes. Oh, I got like ten
minutes on birds. You guys are watch out. I'm getting
d exciting stuff. I've got some new jokes. But they're
just Jeff's old jokes. Oh, but they're new.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
They have taken Jeff's old jokes and turned them into
music and song.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'll be doing that good. It's a song about birds.
Finally made them funny. I thought, maybe I know that
you have a song about iguanas. We have a great
iguana story in the news again. This has happened before, Yes,
it has. It involves the temperature.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware
of falling iguanas as the state prepares for potentially record
smashing cold snap. Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas
and cause them to fall out of trees. The lizards
start getting sluggish in temperatures below fifty degrees and are
known to freeze. When temperatures dip into the thirties and forties,
(06:11):
there's cold out. Experts are sure that frozen iguanas are
not dead, but they can remain paralyzed on the ground
for hours until the temperature warms up enough to let
their blood.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So they're telling you they're not dead.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
No, they're not dead.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So if you see one, they're possom iguanas where your
dog sees one does. Doesn't the frozen iguana sound like
a drink tiki bar? Yes? Now I know Josh owned
a snake is Would you ever own an iguana?
Speaker 10 (06:38):
My brother did, no kidding little bit. Yeah wow, like
a big one, like a big igue. It didn't grow
to be big, too big.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay. We had one in junior high. Not at my house,
thank god, like the classroom kept the classroom iguana. Not
like a guinea pig or hamster. But you guys had ana.
Terrified me.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I thought your boys had an iguana one.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I know they had some some lizard of some sort
of thing. Oh okay, thank god it disappeared. I don't
know what happened to that thing crawled into uranus at night.
You know he'll do that. Yeah, oh yeah, they do that.
You have an iguana skelton is. Some say you never
get a better night's sleep. All releases the toxin the
So this this is pat Godin in the following Iguanas.
(07:18):
That's your new band. Yeah, a little.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Cultural appropriation here from Patio Marley. Come on, you're going
to enjoy it this time. Come on down to Jamaica.
He a beach and you'll feel fine. Get away from
that nasty northeaster. Enjoy our ruman the sunshine. Don't worry
(07:41):
about that temperture.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
If it dispile of forty degrees, that means the food
is free. Because I guanas are falling from the trees.
Frozen iguanas are falling.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
From the trees.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
I give you the scoop, give you win the loop
fallen iguanas a grillin in the breeze. You'd be so
hungry from the ganja you'll think iguana is the chicken
of the trees. Yes, haguana is the chicken of the trees.
(08:19):
Someone in the crowd yelled out loud.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
You just played that song.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
I think it's chick Magi have to give you the scoop,
Give You and the Loop.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh bar.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
Fallen iguana, Oh chicken of the trees, Here we go
Mad in Florida is doing his part to reduce the
invasive iguana population.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
John Johnson, he's the the owner and founder of Down
Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles for years. But
he when he says removed them, what do you What
do you mean?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I saw this in action.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're like warming them up and then they come back out?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Or does he guy I used? The guy I saw
used a whip.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Huh. Yeah, this guy uh cooks up iguana eggs much
like you would traditional chicken eggs. That's what they term
Latin inspired spices and garlic and whips them into omelets. Okay,
this is happening in Florida, on Marco Island.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Why that I saw in Florida look like he stepped
out of an Indiana Jones movie. And he had a
whip and he was whipping the iguanas out of the trees.
Not a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So he'd crack and then one would fall yep. Huh.
If they would kill it, I think it would snap
it in half.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I don't know if it killed it. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
There's no way it dust.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I don't know if it scared it. And then he
picked him up and took him away somewhere. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, they're referred to hear in this article from Gulf
Coast News as being invasive.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, that the hotel I was staying at the hire.
This guy he comes twice a week. Yeah, whip, but
there's whip. And he had a bird he had like
a big hawk.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, I'm a lizard whipper. Boy. That sounds like a
sex move, doesn't it. I gave her the old lizard whipper.
Let's go come on, Josh, I haven't mentioned sex moves
in a month.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I thought he was shooting.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's just the laziest every time I say, okay, let's
move on. Nudists in pittsburghs in Pittsburgh are hosting a
nude bowling event where being naked was required. The so
called Balls Out bowling event was last weekend. Here we see,
(10:41):
are we gonna get?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
We're gonna see this?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I hope I believe they don't allow video or not.
A nude bowling event took place at crafton Ingram Lanes,
where nudity was required for participants. The women were permitted
to wear bottoms. Organizers emphasize this was a non sexual event.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Oh come on.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
They emphasized that. Then you know.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
When you release the ball, that video or that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah that if there were twenty five people at this event,
I'll give you each fifty bucks. Yeah to say I
didn't put it in I red pretty deep. You had
to wear shoes, Oh sure, yeah you do. To mess
up LA, you're naked wearing bowling shoes. There's probably some
guy wearing a hat. What could be funnier? And you know,
(11:36):
some guy straddled the ball return. You know what hat
you would wear?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What hat?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
A bowlers right there? Right there?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I don't want to see somebody's shirt salad.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Well, I'm exactly The person who's waiting to bowl next
has the worst angle of anything, Like you're just seeing
nothing but chocolate starfish.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And can you mention after they're done, they have cosmic
bowling to turn the black lights. And this is the
second time this year they've done this, though, so it
must the first time must have been just popular enough.
And again I or I object to the use of
the term naturist. I do too. I turned it to
(12:21):
nudist where it should be. I think there is that
a bad term. Isn't it up to them what they
call themselves. I think they can call themselves whatever they want.
I'm calling them nudists. Naturist again, sounds like you're out
bird watching. Yeah, I think natural I've always heard naturalists
naturalist is I think that's fast atward.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
I think it's bad. I looked it up and I
think Tom's right. But I think it's backwards, right, I
got it backwards?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, you know, like the old Gibbons. Remember that guy,
he's a naturalist. He should have been a naturist. Yeah,
a naturist is not. I took it out of the story,
changed it to nudists. How did I get in this conversation?
I say, enjoy the show, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
You know what though, you tell a convention center a
bunch of nudists are showing up, Oh yeah, they may scoff.
You say, a bunch of naturists are showing up, they
don't even question.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
No, Yeah, because they think they're nature Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Right, I think nudist has a negative context. Do you
think anybody brought their own you know, don't know those
those dual bags they have for the serious Ballall serious
bowlers have two balls, all right, at some point they do. Oh,
they use one ball for a spare. Serious bowlers have
never seen a double ball.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Yeah, there's a one ball that has an inside that
actually kind of moves, and then the other ball is
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Serious bowlers often have a double ball bag. So you
obviously that must have come up in conversation. Hey, I
see you brought both your balls. No, I brought all
four her. This one's waited and this one's uh. And
the shoes. The shoes are in the bag too, right, Yeah,
David Rush. By the way, that you see more than
this a second, you'd see more than a seven to
ten split. You see, Dolores a little beavidge in line
(14:10):
lane four. Get your mind out of the gutter. Thank
you very much. Hey, spare me. We could go on
all day. I can tell you that this isn't up
your alley. David Rush. David Rush broken the Guinness World
record for the most cucumbers snapped in thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
You snapped.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Number to beat was fifty, but Rush smashed that with
a total of sixty five cucumbers snapped in half a minute.
He broke the reguard.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
With what during it with his hands.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're looking at the raw guy. You've picked off the
cucumber and you break it in half?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Did they all have to be the same size with it? There?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Actually are get him? There are serious parameters with require
the size of the cucumber. What about the ripeness of
the cucumber? That seems like that would play into it.
It would well, that would be up to the participant.
As you know in the uh PCL Professional Cucumber League
Curvy as well. Rush broke the record during an appearance
(15:14):
on El Horma Guero. That is uh in Spain, the
TV show in Spain that means the ant Hill. Huh
it sounds like it's some kind of war against whatever
mind Rush describes as one of this Uh. The ant
Hill is one of Spain's biggest and wildest live TV shows.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh boy, it sounds crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
According to Dave, each cucumber needed to meet strict minimum
weight and length requirements for the record. Wait a minute,
now the cucumbers are lined up. He's stretching. They're lined
up on a very long table. Poor bastard, He's he's
adjusting the cucumbers.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I want to see he's not chopping them with his hand?
Is he?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And these are large ccumb Oh yeah, he grabs each
one with two hands. Look at how fastest. He's one
of the world's greatest jugglers. It's unbelievable. Look at how
quick he's doing this. Oh we messed up on that,
but I don't like it. They can use the edge of.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
The table, can use the edge of the table, the
edge like that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He messed up again. But he's still he's still going strong.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know what? I don't think he is using the
right one at that angle. It does not look like
he is. Yeah, grabbing him on It's amazing, Thank god,
that's amazing. Amazing. Is like, is the human salad shooter.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Do you break a cucumber in half? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I really have never tried. I have like six box
get an ice berger. Do you think your anus is
strong enough to snap a cucumber a smaller one? What?
I don't know, a cucumber half with your I don't think, Josh,
Tom you're thought, Josh, I doesn't expect that from you.
(17:00):
That's got a thing. I might say, how much this
this is? So would you allow me to try it.
I would absolutely allow you to try because are you
talking about insertion the more the more?
Speaker 10 (17:09):
No, No, I'm talking about you put half in and
then you try to cut it with your aus.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Because reducing your dignity to zero is one of my goals.
That would certainly do it. Hey, here they didn't Bob
a Tom show Today, Josh Arnold volunteered to cut a
cucumber and half with his butt. Even my little girls
would find that mildly amusing. It's not terrified. But yeah,
you're right, I have zero respect.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Pat.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Didn't you quote unquote snap, you're a cucumber? One wild
night in Miami?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Didnight with a lady named Kim Oh? Yeah the name.
I had to reset it. Yes, I would you like to.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Have your splints on that? They put a little splints on.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Nothing you can do. I don't think there's anything to do.
You can do, Funny, I don't have lots of kisses.
Your penis ever recovers. It just doesn't get there. It doesn't.
I don't think so. I don't know they treated they
treat No, I did not have this happen. I did
have it happen. What you brought it.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Yeah, and they splint and it took like seven eight
months to heel.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You've had this ace up your sleeve the whole.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Time and you've never shared this.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
How did your penis break?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Careful a sexual position? Yes, okay?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
And someone Kate rose up too high and when they
came back down, it bent against itself.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, did you did you civil warr it or did you?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
As I did one of these and crossed the room
and then uh yeah. We went to the hospital and
they're like, there's nothing you can do. You just have
to wait for it to heal. Oh, that was like
a tire had blown out on the side and was
just as dark for about six months.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Cone.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But but let's not leave the kids at homecasting. Everything's
fine now though, right, that's right that it looks like
a capital L. There is a little bit around buildings,
There is a little bit. Yeah, yeah, God, you guys
(19:15):
didn't want to do the David Rush.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher For Bob and
Tom Extra. This is Christopher take care of Everybody.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
The United States Soccer Federation presents the US Soccer Podcast.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
This is the show where we bring you in depth
interviews with US soccer stars.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
This time Sam Coffee.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
World Cup is in two years?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it time yet? Like there, we go back into
camp Tim Reim.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
We're going to continue to show other countries we're not
going to be pushed around.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And Jedi Robinson every.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
Time you come back and you put the jersey on
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