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Now.
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This is Bob and Tom x.
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Joh.
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We have a comedian Greg Warren joining us. Greg, how
are you good?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
How you guys doing good?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Man, Good to see him. I like your Google hat. Yeah,
you guys remember does anybody remember the Google treat the
candy clusters?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Clusters?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah, absolutely, that's what That's.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What the hat is.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Josh.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I was asking people in this room if they I'm
not familiar with.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
I know, the great band, the Goo Goo Dolls. I'm
a huge fan of that band. But the Google I'm
not aware of the Google cluster, but you're not.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He's not wearing an actual Google cluster.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Josh.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It's a hat. What Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Josh, it is just it's just a hat that
says Google cluster.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hang up on this fellow. Was this one?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Was this a product that you sold when you were
a salesman?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No? No, I admire the product. Uh, but you admire it? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
We didn't have a We didn't spend a lot of
our money on little choch keys and garbage like this.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We put it into the product.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Of Yeah, now, what is our topic for today?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Tom? I thought it was time we talked about leopards.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, they have colonies and a lot of times their
arms fall off in their hands.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Leopards L E, O, P, A, R D S. Leopards.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, Josh, yeah, yeah, uh not leopards.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Fortunately, fortunately it's leopards.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Oh oh, mother Teresa did not do a lot of
work with these large cats.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
That would have been funny large cats, but that had
been funny in this lady in a nun suit in
the middle of the barnum and Bailey zirkis with a
whip and go with god.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Uh, you guys know what the leopards spots are called?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No pips?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Good guess though?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Okay, now pips are the holes and dice right right?
Dominos all right? And dice maybe too. I'm not sure
what are the spots on leopards call.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They're called rosettes.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Ah you kidding? And are they as distinctive as our
fingerprints to each leopard?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Man? I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
That's a really good question. Yeah, they you know, they
looked sort of rose like. Rosette had a couple of
hits back in the nineties. Set ro sett got the
look that was the Goo goo.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Dolls must have been love.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Yeah, boy, did you guys know that ro sett is
the name of the band, not the name of that woman.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
That's right, That is right. Oh you thought her name
was a short long for Roxy, Right.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I thought that that her name was rock Sette. That
her name is Marie Frederickson. This is something I learned.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Is she gone solo? Do I need to go get
the well?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I think she passed away, So, uh, that's about a
solo as you can go?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
How much to Radio City Music Hall? And I saw
the Roquettes do ro Sette and they were all kicking
to those songs.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
And weren't they doing Nonette?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That was the night after I didn't sting do Roxanne?
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Then come on and that was okay with an opening
for Roxy music.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Are we done with? And anyway? Back to Leopards, I
kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like where you're head and hit.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
The They go thirty five miles an hour, which doesn't
even put him in the top twenty animals.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Whoa up at the top?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
A lot of birds and fish?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, I was gonna say so Land animals though, I
bet they're in the top.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Ten mammals the number one is not the cheetah. The
cheatah is number two. You know what the number one.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Is an animal?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
The ostrich is a bird considered an animal?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
No mammle, all right, go ahead. The Mexican free tailed bat.
Which man, that's got to make the cheetah angry.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yes, but that's flying, that's not on the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
If he was running, I would kill him. I kill
him if he was running.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
And I think the peregrine falcon flies like one hundred
and fifty miles an hour or something. But it's not
a mammo.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah right, no, no, yeah, A lot a lot of birds,
a lot of there's some fast fish too, guys. The swordfish, no, kids,
real fast. Well he's built for speed. Oh yeah, yeah,
streamlined if you will. Yes, they have a very diet.
They basically anything relatively long, short gestation period three months. Whoa.
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They make several noises like I just did. They have
a rasping, cough like call that sounds like sawing wood.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Interesting.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, so some guys like, hey, man, I heard you.
What what's going on? Did you?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh you're just actually sawing wood?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Sorry, oh yeah, you're making a I see you're building
a decks.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
He's like, I'm building a crib man. Did you not
hear about the short gestation period? I gotta get got.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Male. It's not very involved in raising the babies.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh no, oh yeah, so.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I understand they do take a lot of credit for
the accomplishments of their children.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
So mother lepards are Do we know how many they
have in a litter? Single mother?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Man? I think I read three is customary.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Oh okay, because we just had a story about a
guy who had a litter of kids.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Who is that again? In the NFL?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I forgot, Oh, Shawn Alexander, Shawn Alexander who he had
fourteen fourteen just at his fourteenth Yeah yeah, well Philip
Rivers had like nine or something under ten.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But then he stopped because the ref called roughing the
snapper snapper.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
I heard it called snapper and alone not since I
worked at the foundry and I heard it called snapper.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I felt like he was going to try to get
to that joke one way or another.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh yeah he was.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
He was barrel and tort wasn't he?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
What made you do it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Dear?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
What I said? He was going to find a way
to get there?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
What made you do a deep dive on leopards. Are
you a fan?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Oh yeah, I've always been a fan. I can't believe
you don't know that I love leopards.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I didn't know.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Is there such a thing as a deaf leopard or
is that just the name of the band.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know they spell it differently, I would imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I mean, I'll tell you this, this I thought was fascinating.
There are light skin leopards with the where you can
see the spots, of course, and then there are also
black leopards that still have the spots, you just can't
see the spots.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh no kidding, Yes, And.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Those are they are basically leopards with a condition called melanism.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
M Michael Jackson, those.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Are Those are also known as black panthers. Yes, yeah, yeah,
that's what a black panther is. It's a leopard with melanism.
And for a while Marvel tested, Uh, the name leopard
with melanism.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
For that movie.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Doesn't have quite the same it doesn't.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
You're right, yeah, just it just didn't pop, you know,
I preferred it it's more accurate.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah. They're very good climbers, guys.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Really, they can go.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
They can carry their heavy prey, right, up a tree
and they can just hang out there in the tree
with their prey.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
They also they can.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Adapt very well to urban environments, which is terrifying. They
sort of live on the outskirts of Mumbai and they've
you know, worked their way into you know, sort of
outer urban society. I saw one of them when I
was in Mumbai. It he was at the y on
those climbing walls the gyms, just rocking it up that thing.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, everybody up and.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
People were yeah, I didn't even have a harness. It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Leopards originated in Africa quite a while ago, and some
people say between four hundred and seventy thousand to eight
hundred and fifty thousand years ago, which if you're a
scientist man, you think you could dial it in a
little better. Yeah, within fifty thousand years, maybe a lot
of leeway there.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, I know, yeah, so a long long time ago. Now.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Leopard print that was in the in the in the
forties Christian Dior, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It was.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
It was basically for women to sort of say, you
can't domesticate me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It was a fierce look, interesting, which.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Is why they made the U. The leopard print apron.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, yeah, that was sort of, uh kind of a
mixed message.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, Uh, earth A Kit wore a lot of leopard print.
Her sister's uh Winda and fire A Kit did not
wear any leopard.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Print Ortho Winda and Fire.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Oh I'm sorry, sorry, did we get back to roughing
the snapper?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
If you want to talk about reaching, I gotta do
it one way or the other. I'm sorry, wind A
Kit when the kid fire A Kit and earth A Kit.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Somewhat stupid? Would you say?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
No, entirely stupid? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
A lot of bad mothers wore leopard print in film,
and Bancroft and the Graduate and Margaret and Tommy peg Bundy.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Oh yeah, yeah they all. This look was.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Sort of pioneered by uh a punk rocker Poison Ivy
from the Cramps. Guys familiar, I am not I have
heard some Cramps. Yes, yes, it was in the in
the sixties and seventies.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
It was. It was sort of like a counter culture
her punk rock may have had a little bit of
leopard print as well. Every now and again. Oh did
they not?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Fred?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
But the women? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
What was her name?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Uh, Sally Buffont.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I don't think so that sounds right because she had
a solo hit or something.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, lions, tigers and hyenas will steal the leopards prey.
Oh this is a thing in the animal kingdom known
as klepto parisitism.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
And the bad thing about the hyenas would not only
would they steal, but they'd laugh about it.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Oh yeah, yeah and that and that really burns you up,
doesn't it. Insult to injury is what it is.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, they they yeah, they wait, you you get something,
and then they just swoop on in. We used to
in wrestling practice in college. Uh, you know, we would
wrestle live and then every now and then our coach
would come in and wrestle.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
After we'd been wrestling each.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Other for a very long time, let me jump in there,
which we sort of we call that vulturizing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You know, we're already tired, we're already already feeling it.
He was tough.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
He'd roll around with you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know, he would wrestle us.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
That's what I mean, touching and grabbing and kissing a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
You got him.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
You gotta admit he hugged you a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
You did not. I mean there was a move called
the bear hug.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Were seguing into the homo erotic aspects of leopards are No,
we're not.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Okay, the seven times better than humans in the in
the dark guys, we interrupted, what imagine that?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
You know, the only thing you got going for you
is you're really nice.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Watch it?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Okay, leopards can see seven times better than humans.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
See somebody's listening seven times better than humans in the dark.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Wow, Wow, Yes, I've tested this.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Oh yeah, yeah I had. It was with one of
my leopard friends and another leopard was holding some some
playing cards.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Far off in the dark.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, and I said, I said, that's the ace of
clubs that he said, No, that's a seven of clubs.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Oh better, guys.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
If they're the tip of the tail starts twitching, watch out,
that's when they're hunting.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh so that's a good sign. Hey, they might be
hunting you.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, I don't think they go after humans.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Is this one of the where they are scared more
scared of you than you are them?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I don't know, chick, but I really liked this sort
of the little slight lilt that you had, And.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, that's it's a folks.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, I wish you would do more of that.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
I said said to many people before they were attacked
by a wild animal. Don't worry about that snake. He's
more afraid of By the way, speaking Greg, I was
doing some homework here. What does your hat.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Say again, Google Cluster?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Did you know that the band The Cramps, one of
their big hits was called Google Muck. I did not
know that, so it's all it's all tying in.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
It feels as if when I was doing the report,
you were just looking at some stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
That is what you know. I just I did.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I was not familiar with The Cramps, and uh I
I'll have to.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Listen to them every twenty eight days.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Speaking of short gestation periods, do you know who has
the shortest.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Vermin?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Eight weeks? Mouse?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Goldfish?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
A mouse sized animal mouse size marsupial known as the
stripe faced dunnart. Oh, what's that?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
It's it's like it's just like your regular dunner, only
it has a stripe. Okay, thank you so much for
clearing that up.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Check.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's like you're talking.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
It's like a mouse with a like a like a
kangaroosh mouse.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Basically, and what is the gestation period?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Eleven days? Wow?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Man, was there anything funnier than when Sylvester and his
little son would go out fighting the mouse and Sylvester
got a hold of a kangaroo. That's my favorite man.
O oh boy, that kangaroo kicks Sylvester.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
My father.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
The stripe faced Dunnart is adorable, absolutely adorable.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, and you'd be careful when you think they're so
adorable because if you, guys, you know, get together, you're
not gonna have a lot of time to get your
life in order, because eleven days later you're getting a child.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, holy heck, really yeah, eleven days.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
It's impressive.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No time to build a room, baby room. Oh no,
exactly like a bat. You have a kid. It takes
a lot of planning right early.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Get the crib.
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Speaker 5 (04:07):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is Bob and Tom x.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Joh.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
We have a comedian Greg Warren joining us. Greg, how
are you good?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
How you guys doing good?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Man, Good to see him. I like your Google hat. Yeah,
you guys remember does anybody remember the Google treat the
candy clusters?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Clusters?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah, absolutely, that's what That's.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What the hat is.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Josh.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I was asking people in this room if they I'm
not familiar with.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
I know, the great band, the Goo Goo Dolls. I'm
a huge fan of that band. But the Google I'm
not aware of the Google cluster, but you're not.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He's not wearing an actual Google cluster.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Josh.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It's a hat. What Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Josh, it is just it's just a hat that
says Google cluster.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hang up on this fellow. Was this one?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Was this a product that you sold when you were
a salesman?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No? No, I admire the product. Uh, but you admire it? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
We didn't have a We didn't spend a lot of
our money on little choch keys and garbage like this.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We put it into the product.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Of Yeah, now, what is our topic for today?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Tom? I thought it was time we talked about leopards.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, they have colonies and a lot of times their
arms fall off in their hands.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Leopards L E, O, P, A, R D S. Leopards.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, Josh, yeah, yeah, uh not leopards.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Fortunately, fortunately it's leopards.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Oh oh, mother Teresa did not do a lot of
work with these large cats.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
That would have been funny large cats, but that had
been funny in this lady in a nun suit in
the middle of the barnum and Bailey zirkis with a
whip and go with god.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Uh, you guys know what the leopards spots are called?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No pips?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Good guess though?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Okay, now pips are the holes and dice right right?
Dominos all right? And dice maybe too. I'm not sure
what are the spots on leopards call.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They're called rosettes.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Ah you kidding? And are they as distinctive as our
fingerprints to each leopard?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Man? I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
That's a really good question. Yeah, they you know, they
looked sort of rose like. Rosette had a couple of
hits back in the nineties. Set ro sett got the
look that was the Goo goo.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Dolls must have been love.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Yeah, boy, did you guys know that ro sett is
the name of the band, not the name of that woman.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
That's right, That is right. Oh you thought her name
was a short long for Roxy, Right.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I thought that that her name was rock Sette. That
her name is Marie Frederickson. This is something I learned.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Is she gone solo? Do I need to go get
the well?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I think she passed away, So, uh, that's about a
solo as you can go?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
How much to Radio City Music Hall? And I saw
the Roquettes do ro Sette and they were all kicking
to those songs.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
And weren't they doing Nonette?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That was the night after I didn't sting do Roxanne?
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Then come on and that was okay with an opening
for Roxy music.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Are we done with? And anyway? Back to Leopards, I
kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like where you're head and hit.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
The They go thirty five miles an hour, which doesn't
even put him in the top twenty animals.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Whoa up at the top?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
A lot of birds and fish?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, I was gonna say so Land animals though, I
bet they're in the top.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Ten mammals the number one is not the cheetah. The
cheatah is number two. You know what the number one.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Is an animal?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
The ostrich is a bird considered an animal?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
No mammle, all right, go ahead. The Mexican free tailed bat.
Which man, that's got to make the cheetah angry.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yes, but that's flying, that's not on the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
If he was running, I would kill him. I kill
him if he was running.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
And I think the peregrine falcon flies like one hundred
and fifty miles an hour or something. But it's not
a mammo.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah right, no, no, yeah, A lot a lot of birds,
a lot of there's some fast fish too, guys. The swordfish, no, kids,
real fast. Well he's built for speed. Oh yeah, yeah,
streamlined if you will. Yes, they have a very diet.
They basically anything relatively long, short gestation period three months. Whoa.
(08:30):
They make several noises like I just did. They have
a rasping, cough like call that sounds like sawing wood.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Interesting.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, so some guys like, hey, man, I heard you.
What what's going on? Did you?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh you're just actually sawing wood?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Sorry, oh yeah, you're making a I see you're building
a decks.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
He's like, I'm building a crib man. Did you not
hear about the short gestation period? I gotta get got.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Male. It's not very involved in raising the babies.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh no, oh yeah, so.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I understand they do take a lot of credit for
the accomplishments of their children.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
So mother lepards are Do we know how many they
have in a litter? Single mother?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Man? I think I read three is customary.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Oh okay, because we just had a story about a
guy who had a litter of kids.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Who is that again? In the NFL?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I forgot, Oh, Shawn Alexander, Shawn Alexander who he had
fourteen fourteen just at his fourteenth Yeah yeah, well Philip
Rivers had like nine or something under ten.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But then he stopped because the ref called roughing the
snapper snapper.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
I heard it called snapper and alone not since I
worked at the foundry and I heard it called snapper.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I felt like he was going to try to get
to that joke one way or another.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh yeah he was.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
He was barrel and tort wasn't he?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
What made you do it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Dear?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
What I said? He was going to find a way
to get there?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
What made you do a deep dive on leopards. Are
you a fan?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Oh yeah, I've always been a fan. I can't believe
you don't know that I love leopards.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I didn't know.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Is there such a thing as a deaf leopard or
is that just the name of the band.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know they spell it differently, I would imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I mean, I'll tell you this, this I thought was fascinating.
There are light skin leopards with the where you can
see the spots, of course, and then there are also
black leopards that still have the spots, you just can't
see the spots.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh no kidding, Yes, And.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Those are they are basically leopards with a condition called melanism.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
M Michael Jackson, those.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Are Those are also known as black panthers. Yes, yeah, yeah,
that's what a black panther is. It's a leopard with melanism.
And for a while Marvel tested, Uh, the name leopard
with melanism.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
For that movie.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Doesn't have quite the same it doesn't.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
You're right, yeah, just it just didn't pop, you know,
I preferred it it's more accurate.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah. They're very good climbers, guys.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Really, they can go.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
They can carry their heavy prey, right, up a tree
and they can just hang out there in the tree
with their prey.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
They also they can.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Adapt very well to urban environments, which is terrifying. They
sort of live on the outskirts of Mumbai and they've
you know, worked their way into you know, sort of
outer urban society. I saw one of them when I
was in Mumbai. It he was at the y on
those climbing walls the gyms, just rocking it up that thing.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, everybody up and.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
People were yeah, I didn't even have a harness. It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Leopards originated in Africa quite a while ago, and some
people say between four hundred and seventy thousand to eight
hundred and fifty thousand years ago, which if you're a
scientist man, you think you could dial it in a
little better. Yeah, within fifty thousand years, maybe a lot
of leeway there.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, I know, yeah, so a long long time ago. Now.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Leopard print that was in the in the in the
forties Christian Dior, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It was.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
It was basically for women to sort of say, you
can't domesticate me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It was a fierce look, interesting, which.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Is why they made the U. The leopard print apron.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, yeah, that was sort of, uh kind of a
mixed message.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, Uh, earth A Kit wore a lot of leopard print.
Her sister's uh Winda and fire A Kit did not
wear any leopard.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Print Ortho Winda and Fire.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Oh I'm sorry, sorry, did we get back to roughing
the snapper?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
If you want to talk about reaching, I gotta do
it one way or the other. I'm sorry, wind A
Kit when the kid fire A Kit and earth A Kit.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Somewhat stupid? Would you say?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
No, entirely stupid? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
A lot of bad mothers wore leopard print in film,
and Bancroft and the Graduate and Margaret and Tommy peg Bundy.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Oh yeah, yeah they all. This look was.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Sort of pioneered by uh a punk rocker Poison Ivy
from the Cramps. Guys familiar, I am not I have
heard some Cramps. Yes, yes, it was in the in
the sixties and seventies.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
It was. It was sort of like a counter culture
her punk rock may have had a little bit of
leopard print as well. Every now and again. Oh did
they not?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Fred?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
But the women? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
What was her name?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Uh, Sally Buffont.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I don't think so that sounds right because she had
a solo hit or something.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, lions, tigers and hyenas will steal the leopards prey.
Oh this is a thing in the animal kingdom known
as klepto parisitism.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
And the bad thing about the hyenas would not only
would they steal, but they'd laugh about it.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Oh yeah, yeah and that and that really burns you up,
doesn't it. Insult to injury is what it is.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, they they yeah, they wait, you you get something,
and then they just swoop on in. We used to
in wrestling practice in college. Uh, you know, we would
wrestle live and then every now and then our coach
would come in and wrestle.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
After we'd been wrestling each.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Other for a very long time, let me jump in there,
which we sort of we call that vulturizing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You know, we're already tired, we're already already feeling it.
He was tough.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
He'd roll around with you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know, he would wrestle us.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
That's what I mean, touching and grabbing and kissing a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
You got him.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
You gotta admit he hugged you a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
You did not. I mean there was a move called
the bear hug.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Were seguing into the homo erotic aspects of leopards are No,
we're not.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Okay, the seven times better than humans in the in
the dark guys, we interrupted, what imagine that?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
You know, the only thing you got going for you
is you're really nice.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Watch it?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Okay, leopards can see seven times better than humans.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
See somebody's listening seven times better than humans in the dark.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Wow, Wow, Yes, I've tested this.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Oh yeah, yeah I had. It was with one of
my leopard friends and another leopard was holding some some
playing cards.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Far off in the dark.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, and I said, I said, that's the ace of
clubs that he said, No, that's a seven of clubs.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Oh better, guys.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
If they're the tip of the tail starts twitching, watch out,
that's when they're hunting.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh so that's a good sign. Hey, they might be
hunting you.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, I don't think they go after humans.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Is this one of the where they are scared more
scared of you than you are them?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I don't know, chick, but I really liked this sort
of the little slight lilt that you had, And.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, that's it's a folks.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, I wish you would do more of that.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
I said said to many people before they were attacked
by a wild animal. Don't worry about that snake. He's
more afraid of By the way, speaking Greg, I was
doing some homework here. What does your hat.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Say again, Google Cluster?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Did you know that the band The Cramps, one of
their big hits was called Google Muck. I did not
know that, so it's all it's all tying in.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
It feels as if when I was doing the report,
you were just looking at some stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
That is what you know. I just I did.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I was not familiar with The Cramps, and uh I
I'll have to.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Listen to them every twenty eight days.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Speaking of short gestation periods, do you know who has
the shortest.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Vermin?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Eight weeks? Mouse?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Goldfish?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
A mouse sized animal mouse size marsupial known as the
stripe faced dunnart. Oh, what's that?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
It's it's like it's just like your regular dunner, only
it has a stripe. Okay, thank you so much for
clearing that up.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Check.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's like you're talking.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
It's like a mouse with a like a like a
kangaroosh mouse.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Basically, and what is the gestation period?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Eleven days? Wow?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Man, was there anything funnier than when Sylvester and his
little son would go out fighting the mouse and Sylvester
got a hold of a kangaroo. That's my favorite man.
O oh boy, that kangaroo kicks Sylvester.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
My father.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
The stripe faced Dunnart is adorable, absolutely adorable.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, and you'd be careful when you think they're so
adorable because if you, guys, you know, get together, you're
not gonna have a lot of time to get your
life in order, because eleven days later you're getting a child.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, holy heck, really yeah, eleven days.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
It's impressive.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No time to build a room, baby room. Oh no,
exactly like a bat. You have a kid. It takes
a lot of planning right early.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Get the crib.
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