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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Speaker 4 (01:28):
Bye, Darling, hy Maurice Chevaliers would like to sing for
you now, Darling.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
We war meant for each chava.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And soon we'll be hearing wedding bells.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Then we'll honeymoon down Bisness dot Y.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Gost Darling.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I want to kiss you where it smells. Yes, We'll
go for a drive INSI can'tly. I'll bring lotions, lubrackets
(02:27):
and gels. We'll make love on the ground near se Landfill.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Gus, Darling, I want to kiss you where it smells ah.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yes, I'll be your night in shining armor.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like a genie.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I'll grant your every wish.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We'll go down buy the ocean and I'll kiss you
where it smells like fish.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Holy Bagley.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Will vacation in London and Paris and stay in the
finest hotels.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
We'll spend all our time in the.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Bathroom because Darling, I want to kiss you where it smells.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yes, Darling, I want to kiss you when I smelled fish.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I miss you, Dolling.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I want to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I will go to Egypt and I'll kiss you where
it sphinx.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is Bob and Tom Exche.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Jess Hooker's here, or Josh Arnold and Godwin. Just like
a beating in the green room.
Speaker 11 (04:36):
He did really verbalasi, I'm chicking what happened? Pat? From
your your point of view?
Speaker 10 (04:45):
What happened.
Speaker 12 (04:46):
I'm getting my haircut today and she does my eyebrows.
Speaker 10 (04:48):
Courtney's her name.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
I love Courtney. And uh, it's been a long time though, vacation.
So my eyebrows are really getting crazy bushy. And Jason said, hey,
you better get them trimmed up.
Speaker 13 (05:00):
Don't.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
You're a man of my age.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
You can't. I trim mine up myself.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Yours are kind of bresque. Yes, you got to have this.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
I think they're great too, But I'm also I'm an
eyebrow man.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Yes, fairy, what's your eyebrow situation? It beats me. I
don't know they re see. Can you just tip your
hat up a little bit? Yeah, you have very regular eyebrows.
Speaker 14 (05:25):
I can barely see them.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Yeah, Pat.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Pats seemed really gray all of a sudden.
Speaker 12 (05:29):
For him when they come out. When it grows out,
you can really walk. No, Courtney does that?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Does she wax?
Speaker 12 (05:39):
Yes, just a little bit in the middle of my ass?
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Have you oh my eyebrows?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Have you asked her to sit on your lap while
she's cutting your hair?
Speaker 12 (05:47):
Courtney and I are a very very good platonic friend.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
Is she chesty?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Though?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Don't you like when you're getting your hair cut?
Speaker 12 (05:54):
He's got nice boobs, so they kind of rush against you.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Yeah? Did I see that?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
That's there's like a it's you know what, there's there's
something there's like a comfort.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
Sorry, that's like it comes like to today. It's when
somebody what.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You better be careful?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Okay, so far you're oh for two, here's your third
chance when you two?
Speaker 9 (06:21):
When I there's a comfort thing when a hairdresser's breasts
brush against you, more so than a sexual thing. I
think your thoughts, pat, No, it's always sexual. When a
breast brushes up against I get a boner. Uh yeah,
I'm talking to philm.
Speaker 15 (06:36):
Have you guys ever had a barber that like puts
his his junk on your hand when he when he
brushes against the No, No.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
But I will not see I'm I'm odd, I will not.
You know, a man cut my hair?
Speaker 15 (06:49):
Oh okay, yeah, well a man cut my hair for
a while because I had a short pixie cut even
in high school, and so I went to the town
barber and he was known for rubin. It's like you
put your hands on the barber chair and he would
kind of purpose. I don't know, man, rest peace, Leonard.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
Masher whatever the I don't know he died.
Speaker 13 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Do you remember the name of your barber because I
do and jesss officely mean when you were a kid
Swick Swicks barbershop? Oh s w I c k last
name you think old Switch? I do remember the name
of the barber shop. Okay, fran Antonio's no kidding, Yes.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
I like it, fran Antonio. It sounds like a dragon.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
That was one that was the last thing. Oh okay,
mister fran Antonio. Absolutely okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Did he have a spittoon?
Speaker 10 (07:40):
No, But they did have that array of hair tonic
that looked like a looked like a contemporary bourbon bar barberside,
like eighty different hair products, and then they had the
blue mouth washed look and stuff full of combs.
Speaker 15 (07:55):
The number did they have the big poster with all
the cuts and the like.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
That happened to me. I sat down, I go off
the twenty one that brought me Broccolian beef.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Very od.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Okay, now that was so easy to not laugh at.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Well, speaking of which, well, and we move on now,
and we turned back to Christie Lee.
Speaker 14 (08:23):
A centuries old tradition from India could offer a surprising
new therapy for sleep apnea.
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Oh check this out.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Researchers found folks with moderate obstructive sleep apnea who practice
chunk or conk shell blowing slept better, felt more alert,
and have fewer nighttime breathing interruptions. The study leader, doctor
Krishna K. Sharma, says the traditional yogic breathing exercise may
(08:55):
strengthen the throat and soft palate muscles, which often collapse
during sleep in the patient.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
I met that guy, did you, Yeah?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I wanted to give him a hug, but they said,
don't squeeze the Sharma.
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Ladies and gentlemen. And now from the Bob and Tom show,
it's the conk blowing group.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
So it's like a traffic jam. Yeah, good, damn way,
learn to drive? What is that conkling's conk blowing.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What boy?
Speaker 9 (09:39):
That guy's are tolerant, isn't it? What are you?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
What is the occasion for that audio? Is it some
kind of religious thing? We're just that good. It does
sound like a traffic jam.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
Yeah, okay, it's.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Strained my ears.
Speaker 15 (09:56):
It never sounds like that when I blow a conk.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
No.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Ok, well, you behavior something that the.
Speaker 14 (10:05):
Technique involves a deep breath than a forceful, sustained tightly
pursed lips.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
What do I have to do?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
First?
Speaker 14 (10:12):
You have to take a deep breath, forceful sustained exhil
through tightly pursed lips, creating stop strong vibrations of the
airflow resistance.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
This is ridiculous? Is this?
Speaker 14 (10:24):
Scientists say the low cost practice may help reduce symptoms
without medication or machines pass.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
How does that help sleep? App because watch Tom.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Strengthens the throat and soft palate muscles, which collapse often
people that have.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Also, you'll be sleeping alone because honey, I don't don't
fall asleep and I've got to blow my conk. The
neighbors are getting upset every night at eleven o'clock. Here's more.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Here's more conk for Tom is that Jimmy Buffett? Yeah,
it's fins.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Oh wow, Oh they loved it. Oh yeah, one more
time we had a bulletz where with our culture? Oh
that's if that is an alcohol infused would help. So
it's a Jimmy Buffett thing.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Okay, what better than the original?
Speaker 10 (11:20):
I tell you, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:23):
Medical experts out there say the pianist stops growing lie
around age thirteen.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I told you, boy, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
I don't know if it's like ear tissue or fifteen
where it keeps growing kind of forever.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Eighteen is your answer?
Speaker 10 (11:38):
All right?
Speaker 14 (11:38):
When most boys finish high school?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Oh bad? I know you're hoping to be a late bloomber.
My fingers across? Can you collect Social Security and still
be eligible for another inch?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Do you still remember the biggest one you ever saw?
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Yeah, yes, I do.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Like in first.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Forgetting first.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Class, it was those.
Speaker 14 (12:05):
Guys walking around I guess the locker rooms.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
It was stunning urologists, totally intact and just like an
elephant's trunk. Unbelievable it was. It was, uh every bit
eleven inches? What unbelievable? Yeah, you were in an NFL
locker room. No, no, no, high school. Wow, I'm gonna
(12:30):
say sophomore holy ca.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, so I'm sort what is the eighteen?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Is?
Speaker 14 (12:36):
The AE gurologist doctor Jamine bramhat hostile men's health that
most growth happens during puberty, which we would assume when
testosterone surges after Amy Pearlman says DNA and hormone exposure
during development largely developed. Determine your adult size. A review
found the average erect buenis measures five point one inches
(12:58):
in length, with ninety percent of men between three point
nine and six point three inches.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
It's greater than it's greater than a curve Josh the
name of that curve, of course, thank you very much.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Average girth just under four point seven inches. Whoa flaccid?
The average length is about three and a half. Doctors
say the best way to maintain sexual health is the
same as for overall wellness. Eat well, exercise regular I know,
mind stop at eighteen inches nice. Oh and by the way,
physical activity guys can be just as effective as viagra
(13:40):
in improving a rectile function.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
Yeah, but it's easier just to swallow a pill.
Speaker 15 (13:45):
Does the aging process affect it? Does it get longer
as you guys get older.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Well that's the article, apparently, not No, balls don't sag.
That's a different topic.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Can you be a little bit more medical?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
No, the bull you're you know, you're baiting tackle, you're satchels.
Speaker 15 (14:10):
It just feels like it would eventually kind of look uncut,
like if gravity takes effect.
Speaker 11 (14:15):
Should Yeah, just kind of thought. Your ears, your nose,
and your weening wink never stop growing.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Apparently, But this is saying no, this is saying once
you get to a certain age or okay.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
Doesn't say anything about a nose and ears. Look looks
out different things.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
There's a thing called hospital penis, right, Tom, we know
about that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where it hides up.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Yeah it's scared.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 15 (14:42):
It's called the one.
Speaker 12 (14:43):
Hospital penis, which is embarrassing when there are people around
like interns and stuff. And yeah it's a female female
interns at my surgery.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Yeah, you want to make it good.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
Although the good the good news is you got some
of the biggest laughs you've gotten all year.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
It is true that was humiliated.
Speaker 14 (15:02):
On the other side of the coin. Women, We're not
going to forget you.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
I never stopped growing either.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
A feather and she can fly like dumbbo.
Speaker 14 (15:15):
We're not going to talk about that. Most women, or
more women, rather are returning to reusable menstrual products as
an alternative to these single use pads and tampire like
the cups, the fliping cups, the period underwear, menstrual discs. Yeah,
they can be reused for years, making them both cost
effective environmentally friendly.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
That's part of the comeback of vinyl. What is the
menstrual disk? Well, there's a purity to it. Yeah, it
sounds the warmest, it sounds warmer. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 14 (15:46):
They're gonna have fun with this name. Women's health expert
doctor Navia Mysore.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
My Sore, did you to give you a doctor? Change that?
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Yes, says Disposable product remain the most common choice, but
largely due to the fact that the first option many
girls learned to use and most paths, by the way,
primarily made of plastic. I did not know this one's
in a landfill. They can take up to eight hundred
years to break down.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
What what.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
You women are really helping ruin the earth and it's
I wish you would just hold it?
Speaker 10 (16:25):
How many shock to the tens? There are no numbers.
I find this is this. More women are turning to
reusable men's Let me see some numbers.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
I do know some women. There are a lot of
women that come on.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I mean they want to given.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
Do you know that that are having a cycle that
you would know what their personal use was?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Almost all of my peers, all.
Speaker 15 (16:48):
Of us, do you know what all of us use?
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Yes? Is that right? I saw that look in that
tiny trash game. Yes, I saw that Stanley thing in there.
How do you hold that up? And why can't you
at your flushing? By the way, I want to know.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
I want to know who's using the hot dog buns
organic recycling.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Not me.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
I think just you want to stick with the tampas
and all that.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Stuff, tell me what I should use?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Because you listen, just hear me out on this show
is my buddy Josh would say, you're leaving money on
the table when you go to resell these babies on
only Fans.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
I just saw an interview and a girl said that's
what she She often gets requested used pack yes, and
so she they pay for and then she ships them
million dollar business. I was I was only joking. Yeah,
So I don't know if they make tea.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Yeah, what like it sound like a maybe like a
roar shock thing.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
What do I what do you see when you look
at this? You know what I kind of get is
period panties. I think that really makes sense. What era
like Renaissance?
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Yes, yeah, that's you know, there's always that's a ward
bait oscar baits.
Speaker 14 (18:10):
There are pros and cons for that as well, because
of the moisture that it holds can cause some issues.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Well they perfect that. That seems like a pretty.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
Good and they're not very organic either. They're full of
plastics too.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
Okay, they're not a bad addition to if you back
up in case you have leakage.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Old school, I've been on this thing called an airplane,
and when you fly over this country, you go, boy,
they're sure there's a lot of space we could fill
with you. What are you doing the groundwater?
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Great, well the groundwater out there? Who's gonna notice some squirrel?
Well know, the truth is, yes.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
We are killing our planet.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Planet for us. Told them, Okay, how dare you live here?
Shut ruin up, Go throw macaroni and cheese on the monoly.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Bay a shower while you're at it.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Baby, Huh. Maybe sitting in a creek, anything something, Well.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
Are all dirty things to you?
Speaker 10 (19:12):
I can't. So when you wear this cup around, is
it dangling down?
Speaker 13 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I wondered that too. I think it's the cup.
Speaker 15 (19:22):
The cup is like a shot glass.
Speaker 10 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, what about gravity? I mean when you stay
it closes there.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Is a muscle down there?
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Are you do?
Speaker 11 (19:33):
You know these are fair questions, don't you ask? No,
don't because he's offering his opinion on what they should
use almost their period.
Speaker 15 (19:43):
It's almost like this material. So you squeeze it together
like this, you stick it up and then it opens up.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Naturally like a coin person.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
Yeah kind of Okay, it really is, and it stays
up there and usually I have seen a dive.
Speaker 14 (19:57):
And there's like a little thing on the end and
that you can.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yeah, and squeeze and squeeze it out in our sink.
Oh my god, if that doesn't spoil the year.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
And I've been using in tea instead of a lemon slice.
It really isn't it.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (20:10):
I like it.
Speaker 15 (20:11):
I know you hate a lemon slice, don't you.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
I'm so sorry. I you know what we should do
is change the topic.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm just still laughing that one of your main platforms
in life is more landfills.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
That's right, I say go for it.
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Speaker 4 (01:28):
Bye, Darling, hy Maurice Chevaliers would like to sing for
you now, Darling.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
We war meant for each chava.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And soon we'll be hearing wedding bells.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Then we'll honeymoon down Bisness dot Y.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Gost Darling.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I want to kiss you where it smells. Yes, We'll
go for a drive INSI can'tly. I'll bring lotions, lubrackets
(02:27):
and gels. We'll make love on the ground near se Landfill.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Gus, Darling, I want to kiss you where it smells ah.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yes, I'll be your night in shining armor.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like a genie.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I'll grant your every wish.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We'll go down buy the ocean and I'll kiss you
where it smells like fish.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Holy Bagley.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Will vacation in London and Paris and stay in the
finest hotels.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
We'll spend all our time in the.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Bathroom because Darling, I want to kiss you where it smells.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yes, Darling, I want to kiss you when I smelled fish.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I miss you, Dolling.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I want to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I will go to Egypt and I'll kiss you where
it sphinx.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is Bob and Tom Exche.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Jess Hooker's here, or Josh Arnold and Godwin. Just like
a beating in the green room.
Speaker 11 (04:36):
He did really verbalasi, I'm chicking what happened? Pat? From
your your point of view?
Speaker 10 (04:45):
What happened.
Speaker 12 (04:46):
I'm getting my haircut today and she does my eyebrows.
Speaker 10 (04:48):
Courtney's her name.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
I love Courtney. And uh, it's been a long time though, vacation.
So my eyebrows are really getting crazy bushy. And Jason said, hey,
you better get them trimmed up.
Speaker 13 (05:00):
Don't.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
You're a man of my age.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
You can't. I trim mine up myself.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Yours are kind of bresque. Yes, you got to have this.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
I think they're great too, But I'm also I'm an
eyebrow man.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Yes, fairy, what's your eyebrow situation? It beats me. I
don't know they re see. Can you just tip your
hat up a little bit? Yeah, you have very regular eyebrows.
Speaker 14 (05:25):
I can barely see them.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Yeah, Pat.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Pats seemed really gray all of a sudden.
Speaker 12 (05:29):
For him when they come out. When it grows out,
you can really walk. No, Courtney does that?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Does she wax?
Speaker 12 (05:39):
Yes, just a little bit in the middle of my ass?
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Have you oh my eyebrows?
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Have you asked her to sit on your lap while
she's cutting your hair?
Speaker 12 (05:47):
Courtney and I are a very very good platonic friend.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
Is she chesty?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Though?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Don't you like when you're getting your hair cut?
Speaker 12 (05:54):
He's got nice boobs, so they kind of rush against you.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Yeah? Did I see that?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
That's there's like a it's you know what, there's there's
something there's like a comfort.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
Sorry, that's like it comes like to today. It's when
somebody what.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You better be careful?
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Okay, so far you're oh for two, here's your third
chance when you two?
Speaker 9 (06:21):
When I there's a comfort thing when a hairdresser's breasts
brush against you, more so than a sexual thing. I
think your thoughts, pat, No, it's always sexual. When a
breast brushes up against I get a boner. Uh yeah,
I'm talking to philm.
Speaker 15 (06:36):
Have you guys ever had a barber that like puts
his his junk on your hand when he when he
brushes against the No, No.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
But I will not see I'm I'm odd, I will not.
You know, a man cut my hair?
Speaker 15 (06:49):
Oh okay, yeah, well a man cut my hair for
a while because I had a short pixie cut even
in high school, and so I went to the town
barber and he was known for rubin. It's like you
put your hands on the barber chair and he would
kind of purpose. I don't know, man, rest peace, Leonard.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
Masher whatever the I don't know he died.
Speaker 13 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Do you remember the name of your barber because I
do and jesss officely mean when you were a kid
Swick Swicks barbershop? Oh s w I c k last
name you think old Switch? I do remember the name
of the barber shop. Okay, fran Antonio's no kidding, Yes.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
I like it, fran Antonio. It sounds like a dragon.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
That was one that was the last thing. Oh okay,
mister fran Antonio. Absolutely okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Did he have a spittoon?
Speaker 10 (07:40):
No, But they did have that array of hair tonic
that looked like a looked like a contemporary bourbon bar barberside,
like eighty different hair products, and then they had the
blue mouth washed look and stuff full of combs.
Speaker 15 (07:55):
The number did they have the big poster with all
the cuts and the like.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
That happened to me. I sat down, I go off
the twenty one that brought me Broccolian beef.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Very od.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Okay, now that was so easy to not laugh at.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Well, speaking of which, well, and we move on now,
and we turned back to Christie Lee.
Speaker 14 (08:23):
A centuries old tradition from India could offer a surprising
new therapy for sleep apnea.
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Oh check this out.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Researchers found folks with moderate obstructive sleep apnea who practice
chunk or conk shell blowing slept better, felt more alert,
and have fewer nighttime breathing interruptions. The study leader, doctor
Krishna K. Sharma, says the traditional yogic breathing exercise may
(08:55):
strengthen the throat and soft palate muscles, which often collapse
during sleep in the patient.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
I met that guy, did you, Yeah?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I wanted to give him a hug, but they said,
don't squeeze the Sharma.
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Ladies and gentlemen. And now from the Bob and Tom show,
it's the conk blowing group.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
So it's like a traffic jam. Yeah, good, damn way,
learn to drive? What is that conkling's conk blowing.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What boy?
Speaker 9 (09:39):
That guy's are tolerant, isn't it? What are you?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
What is the occasion for that audio? Is it some
kind of religious thing? We're just that good. It does
sound like a traffic jam.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
Yeah, okay, it's.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Strained my ears.
Speaker 15 (09:56):
It never sounds like that when I blow a conk.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
No.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Ok, well, you behavior something that the.
Speaker 14 (10:05):
Technique involves a deep breath than a forceful, sustained tightly
pursed lips.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
What do I have to do?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
First?
Speaker 14 (10:12):
You have to take a deep breath, forceful sustained exhil
through tightly pursed lips, creating stop strong vibrations of the
airflow resistance.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
This is ridiculous? Is this?
Speaker 14 (10:24):
Scientists say the low cost practice may help reduce symptoms
without medication or machines pass.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
How does that help sleep? App because watch Tom.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Strengthens the throat and soft palate muscles, which collapse often
people that have.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Also, you'll be sleeping alone because honey, I don't don't
fall asleep and I've got to blow my conk. The
neighbors are getting upset every night at eleven o'clock. Here's more.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Here's more conk for Tom is that Jimmy Buffett? Yeah,
it's fins.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Oh wow, Oh they loved it. Oh yeah, one more
time we had a bulletz where with our culture? Oh
that's if that is an alcohol infused would help. So
it's a Jimmy Buffett thing.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Okay, what better than the original?
Speaker 10 (11:20):
I tell you, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:23):
Medical experts out there say the pianist stops growing lie
around age thirteen.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I told you, boy, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
I don't know if it's like ear tissue or fifteen
where it keeps growing kind of forever.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Eighteen is your answer?
Speaker 10 (11:38):
All right?
Speaker 14 (11:38):
When most boys finish high school?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Oh bad? I know you're hoping to be a late bloomber.
My fingers across? Can you collect Social Security and still
be eligible for another inch?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Do you still remember the biggest one you ever saw?
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Yeah, yes, I do.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Like in first.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Forgetting first.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Class, it was those.
Speaker 14 (12:05):
Guys walking around I guess the locker rooms.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
It was stunning urologists, totally intact and just like an
elephant's trunk. Unbelievable it was. It was, uh every bit
eleven inches? What unbelievable? Yeah, you were in an NFL
locker room. No, no, no, high school. Wow, I'm gonna
(12:30):
say sophomore holy ca.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, so I'm sort what is the eighteen?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Is?
Speaker 14 (12:36):
The AE gurologist doctor Jamine bramhat hostile men's health that
most growth happens during puberty, which we would assume when
testosterone surges after Amy Pearlman says DNA and hormone exposure
during development largely developed. Determine your adult size. A review
found the average erect buenis measures five point one inches
(12:58):
in length, with ninety percent of men between three point
nine and six point three inches.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
It's greater than it's greater than a curve Josh the
name of that curve, of course, thank you very much.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Average girth just under four point seven inches. Whoa flaccid?
The average length is about three and a half. Doctors
say the best way to maintain sexual health is the
same as for overall wellness. Eat well, exercise regular I know,
mind stop at eighteen inches nice. Oh and by the way,
physical activity guys can be just as effective as viagra
(13:40):
in improving a rectile function.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
Yeah, but it's easier just to swallow a pill.
Speaker 15 (13:45):
Does the aging process affect it? Does it get longer
as you guys get older.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Well that's the article, apparently, not No, balls don't sag.
That's a different topic.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Can you be a little bit more medical?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
No, the bull you're you know, you're baiting tackle, you're satchels.
Speaker 15 (14:10):
It just feels like it would eventually kind of look uncut,
like if gravity takes effect.
Speaker 11 (14:15):
Should Yeah, just kind of thought. Your ears, your nose,
and your weening wink never stop growing.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Apparently, But this is saying no, this is saying once
you get to a certain age or okay.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
Doesn't say anything about a nose and ears. Look looks
out different things.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
There's a thing called hospital penis, right, Tom, we know
about that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where it hides up.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Yeah it's scared.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 15 (14:42):
It's called the one.
Speaker 12 (14:43):
Hospital penis, which is embarrassing when there are people around
like interns and stuff. And yeah it's a female female
interns at my surgery.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Yeah, you want to make it good.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
Although the good the good news is you got some
of the biggest laughs you've gotten all year.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
It is true that was humiliated.
Speaker 14 (15:02):
On the other side of the coin. Women, We're not
going to forget you.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
I never stopped growing either.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
A feather and she can fly like dumbbo.
Speaker 14 (15:15):
We're not going to talk about that. Most women, or
more women, rather are returning to reusable menstrual products as
an alternative to these single use pads and tampire like
the cups, the fliping cups, the period underwear, menstrual discs. Yeah,
they can be reused for years, making them both cost
effective environmentally friendly.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
That's part of the comeback of vinyl. What is the
menstrual disk? Well, there's a purity to it. Yeah, it
sounds the warmest, it sounds warmer. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 14 (15:46):
They're gonna have fun with this name. Women's health expert
doctor Navia Mysore.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
My Sore, did you to give you a doctor? Change that?
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Yes, says Disposable product remain the most common choice, but
largely due to the fact that the first option many
girls learned to use and most paths, by the way,
primarily made of plastic. I did not know this one's
in a landfill. They can take up to eight hundred
years to break down.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
What what.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
You women are really helping ruin the earth and it's
I wish you would just hold it?
Speaker 10 (16:25):
How many shock to the tens? There are no numbers.
I find this is this. More women are turning to
reusable men's Let me see some numbers.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
I do know some women. There are a lot of
women that come on.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I mean they want to given.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
Do you know that that are having a cycle that
you would know what their personal use was?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Almost all of my peers, all.
Speaker 15 (16:48):
Of us, do you know what all of us use?
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Yes? Is that right? I saw that look in that
tiny trash game. Yes, I saw that Stanley thing in there.
How do you hold that up? And why can't you
at your flushing? By the way, I want to know.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
I want to know who's using the hot dog buns
organic recycling.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Not me.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
I think just you want to stick with the tampas
and all that.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Stuff, tell me what I should use?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Because you listen, just hear me out on this show
is my buddy Josh would say, you're leaving money on
the table when you go to resell these babies on
only Fans.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
I just saw an interview and a girl said that's
what she She often gets requested used pack yes, and
so she they pay for and then she ships them
million dollar business. I was I was only joking. Yeah,
So I don't know if they make tea.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Yeah, what like it sound like a maybe like a
roar shock thing.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
What do I what do you see when you look
at this? You know what I kind of get is
period panties. I think that really makes sense. What era
like Renaissance?
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Yes, yeah, that's you know, there's always that's a ward
bait oscar baits.
Speaker 14 (18:10):
There are pros and cons for that as well, because
of the moisture that it holds can cause some issues.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Well they perfect that. That seems like a pretty.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
Good and they're not very organic either. They're full of
plastics too.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
Okay, they're not a bad addition to if you back
up in case you have leakage.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Old school, I've been on this thing called an airplane,
and when you fly over this country, you go, boy,
they're sure there's a lot of space we could fill
with you. What are you doing the groundwater?
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Great, well the groundwater out there? Who's gonna notice some squirrel?
Well know, the truth is, yes.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
We are killing our planet.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Planet for us. Told them, Okay, how dare you live here?
Shut ruin up, Go throw macaroni and cheese on the monoly.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Bay a shower while you're at it.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Baby, Huh. Maybe sitting in a creek, anything something, Well.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
Are all dirty things to you?
Speaker 10 (19:12):
I can't. So when you wear this cup around, is
it dangling down?
Speaker 13 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I wondered that too. I think it's the cup.
Speaker 15 (19:22):
The cup is like a shot glass.
Speaker 10 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, what about gravity? I mean when you stay
it closes there.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Is a muscle down there?
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Are you do?
Speaker 11 (19:33):
You know these are fair questions, don't you ask? No,
don't because he's offering his opinion on what they should
use almost their period.
Speaker 15 (19:43):
It's almost like this material. So you squeeze it together
like this, you stick it up and then it opens up.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Naturally like a coin person.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
Yeah kind of Okay, it really is, and it stays
up there and usually I have seen a dive.
Speaker 14 (19:57):
And there's like a little thing on the end and
that you can.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yeah, and squeeze and squeeze it out in our sink.
Oh my god, if that doesn't spoil the year.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
And I've been using in tea instead of a lemon slice.
It really isn't it.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (20:10):
I like it.
Speaker 15 (20:11):
I know you hate a lemon slice, don't you.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
I'm so sorry. I you know what we should do
is change the topic.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm just still laughing that one of your main platforms
in life is more landfills.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
That's right, I say go for it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
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