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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show
today Haywood, Banks and News. We failed to mention it's
on the way right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
November is heating up for US soccer in the States.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Need to be a little more monstery week. International friendlies
for the moment.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okalluf that was an asking the Black Friday Friendly for
the women.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
We understand that.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports
app and the behind the scenes stories catch the US
Soccer podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Boy, do we have an episode for you?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
July's got a Sawshine, April has this show?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Shall You?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Has got snool and Me brings over the Flies, November's
got the Twiky, December's got christ swea Jesus, while Octopa's
got the Pumpkins Spies. Pumpkin Spies, pompkas spies. Little in
(01:23):
my latte, which should be nice, but keep it out
of my shampoo. Can I give you some advice. Go
easy on the pumpkin spies, go I log it in
a candle. I don't mind it in my teeth, lother
even though it's bad for me. Todd out of my
(01:45):
cord head to rehab a bed afford trigger whiskey with
the pumpkins Spies, Long can Spies, Yeah, long and spies,
and put it in your madam you sub make you
do he smelled nies. Don't put it in your the.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Douche because no one wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Spooch accats the smiles like pock em pie, take it
my dog.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
And wold.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Post Spies Here Parkast Spies, be a lot of mighty
ordering and my pizza slice before you freak someone a
blonde and travel with a splash of park and it's
easy with puncast spies over the case. They've got some
plunkin the bronze, got the duncan caught it bees, got
(02:50):
the junkin.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
James Brown putting the funking.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Talk has got the podcast spies on the podcast spies.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh why For those of you who always need something extra, well,
here you go. This is Bob and Tom Extra joining
us to the studio comedian Heywood Banks. The man and
his guitar right over here.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We're looking forward to hearing some music from mister Banks.
But to my understanding, prior to that, we do have
something coming into us via satellite. Oh my, on the
big screen over there, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hey, everybody, it's me. Jeff Oske had the Failed Dimension
news desk.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Jeff, how are you good? We give you a.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Lot of the news each week. We don't give you
all the news, so I'm here to give you the
news that we failed Dimension.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Here's Jeff Oske with fail News.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Tom brought us in six packages of stale fig Newman's
the other day. Yeah, yeah, sure did what you failed
to mention. But then Jess Hooker took them and turned
them into the best crumble I've ever tasted, Just like
the old saying, when life gives you stale Newmans, make
apple pair crumble.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh yeah, that is a Bromide axiom nugget.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It is my wonderful daughter's sweet sixteenth birthday today. What
you failed Dimension? She better want her attitude or she
won't see seventeen. She We're doing a boys and girls
sleepover party tomorrow night at the lake House for her.
Birthday party. The girls will be sleeping upstairs, the boys
(04:36):
will be sleeping downstairs, and I will be sleeping on
the stairs. We learn that men are more afraid of
the dark. What you failed dimension? You would be too
if you were the one responsible for checking out those
strange noises in the middle of the night. A restaurant,
Oh this is I This is gonna be a choose
(04:58):
your own punchline. Oh, I couldn't decide. They probably both stink,
but I'll let you guys pick. A restaurant is offering
an eleven thousand dollars burger. What you failed dimension? It
comes served with a side of used Honda Civic, all right,
or the burger comes served on a bed of a
(05:21):
high mileage Ford F one fiah Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
All right, So act like you didn't hear that. Okay,
all right, there's a new one thousand dollars burger. What
you failed dimension?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
It comes served with a side of Honda Civic. Setup
is wrong. You did the setup wrong. You said one
thousand dollars burger. Oh yeah, that had come with like
a world. A restaurant is offering a eleven thousand dollars burger.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That's it. We're doing it again?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, what's your failed dimension?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
It comes served with a side of used Honda Civic.
That's pretty good price.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What's the milojohn? Kind of like? Though?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh, here's another pick your own surgeon removed a large
thermos from a man's backside. Gosh, what you failed to
mention when this guy packs his lunch for work? He
really packs his lunch? Or how else was he gonna
get that hot chowder up there?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh? Okay, we're gonna go with the.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Can this be a new feature? Can we do choose
it at least once every time? I'm loving it? Sure?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh Tom? I asked if you if we had done
the story. You said we hadn't.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I did some research we had, so don't get mad
when ik Okay, what's the story? A woman eats ten
sheets of paper a day? What you failed to mention?
I bet she is shredded. Okay, let's try this one.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Then does that wipe itself on the way up?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All good questions? I forgot the stories.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Here's the other choice. A woman eats ten sheets of
paper per day?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
What you failed to mention? She's not allowed to drive
because she's always three sheets to the wind. Well, I'm
gonna go neither.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, maybe maybe maybe if if the paper cost excessive
flatge ones.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, let's try one more. A woman eats ten sheets
of paper a day. What you failed to mention? Have
they tried reaming her out about it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
A woman eats ten sheets of paper a day.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
She recently crept out a copy of Twilight. I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I would have went with New York Posts, but hey,
I like it. A gator crashed a tiki bar in Florida.
What you failed to mention? Since it was Florida. Within
the hour, the gator had been nicknamed Chomps, and he
was singing Brown Eyed Girl on karaoke with three bikini
clad chicks. And finally, if you love that image, you
(08:00):
gonna love this Josh. Uh, Finally, good news. Last week,
a man and his dog were reunited, reunited after the
dog had gone missing over ten years ago. Well, you
failed to mention the bad news. The dog had passed
away four years.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Ago, Jeff with the news.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I wish I failed, Wow very much, Jeff?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
What about this?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
A woman in ten sheets of paper a day. The
next day she crept out ten of the grossest paper
airplanes you've ever seen. No, I think it's there's something
funny about paper airplane shooting out of there, out of there,
that would be humorous.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Maybe it's more of a visual, it would be a cartoon.
It's very funny at a cartain. They came out all folded.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I didn't hear anybody else making it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I got she a woman needs solid paper. She door
dashes from Staples.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Not bad.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's office supply, not bad to order out Staples delivers.
I like, yeah, all right, there you go, because my
staples closed? Are they all closed? Are they they folded?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
With the wind?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
There you go. That wraps it up. Why they have
a writing room. Yes, someone will finally come up with something.
We couldn't get my new megaphone working. No, No, we
got the old one. The old one is magnificary using it.
It's too big, it's gorgeous, it's perfect. Okay, Okay, there
we go.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Does this work? Okay? He can't hear it?
Speaker 9 (09:31):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
There that's it.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Saying that I wanted to have this why this is
one of my favorite songs, and.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Just well if this has the word fox in it,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Gap Yap.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yap.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
That a great. Oh that was great. Let your lot
shine down.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
And I've always wanted to get to gather gel I like.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I just I just when I saw them last summer,
I was hoping he'd whip out one of these for
that song.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yeah, but Jael, the guy that sings this song is
Haywood Banks. Uh doppel Gager. Yeah, the guy looks exactly
like you. I'm totally serious. I'll do a comparison. I'll
get a I was at the concert. The guy behind
me tapped me in the shoulder and he goes, Tom,
(10:37):
is that Haywood Banks.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You'll see.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
I'll show you, you'll see.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How are you Haywood? Yeah? Yeah, good?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Oh all right, there you go. Okay, we're you going
to do this?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But I will.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'll jump in here you go. How about how about
a little jail for that ass?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Josh?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
This is crank the windows down, Franky.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
These are my favorite lyrics.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
You go, here, we go, there, we go.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Like this one.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I like them all I know whatever happen to collect them? So,
but I love him about they're singing Tom be quiet
and last minute.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Tom ed Roland, ed Roland, We've got a picture of
them for you. Hey, what what's happening in the world
of your life?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Well, I cleaned out the car the other day and
uh I found a hot hot.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Cheeto under the seat.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Bonus, Hello, turned out to be an ear plug. Still
still stalls salty.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, it was lovely chewy. Okay, now are you plugged in?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Over there? Can we get I'm saying that the hotel.
I'm saying there's a whole bunch of Amish people at
the hotel I'm staying with. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, I'd
go run and turn on the lights for him. Work
the elevator.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, I think they would take this day. Stay just
standing there waiting for someone to come back. They're just
standing by the elevator. What do we do next? Now,
what are we going to hear?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Is it plugged in? I can't tell? Okay, there we go.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Okay, you know, playing a song on here it is
like delivering a premature baby.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, meaning it's never it's not ready to pop, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
But we'll see you know, it's it's always you know,
we'll see mm.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Hmmm, are are you ready? What we have? This is
called baited breath.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Okay, okay, here we go. Well and never been scared
by skeleton bones, Old the skeletons, old skeletons, how similar,
set right on my clothes.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Old skeleton bones.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Without the service that skeletons do, Oh the skeletons, Old
the skeletons. We need just trash talking bags of google,
Oh the skeleton bones. I never spook by skulp a
sterner more scapular mad a carboclaviton never said the grabula
tippy or radius never made me. Craig Cray never ran
(13:36):
away from a vertebrae. All on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Old skeletons, bone.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
And Halloween skeletons, dance and jostle, Old the skeletons, Oh
the skeletons, bones, recycled plastic bottles.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Over the skeleton bones.
Speaker 9 (13:59):
Only skeletons that are truly evil, the skeletons, skeletons, skeletons
that are currently covered with people.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
O the skeleton bowl.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
An have a spook by a skull a stern them
more scapula maticcarboclaviton never scared. The grapula tibby or radius
never made me Cray Gray never ran away from a
vertebrae hol on.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Neighbor shoveling out his cross space. All the skeletons found.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
The perfect thing for Halloween decorator old skeleton bowl, candy bowling,
it's bowling, bony grip old, the skeletons, old, the skeletons,
porch light shining off titanium hip.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Oh, the skeleton bles.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I never spooked by a skull stirn them scapula medical
type radius never made me. Craig Crag never ran away
from the skeleton, the skeleton, the skeleton.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, there we go. The dance skeletons closer. That was closer,
perhaps almost, Perhaps we've outlived the live and performance of
perhaps something recorded. I like the live would be the well,
that was good.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Were you ever afraid of a skeleton like, you know, terrifying, Jason,
the Argonauts type thing terrified?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Really the Caribbean when they all come out. When I
was a little boy, there was something that had dancing
skeletons just oh, I know what you're talking some sort
of very rudimentary cartoon famous yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And
you know, like one of the big box hardware stores
they're selling twelve foot fifteen foot tall. My neighbors have one. Yeah,
(16:03):
there's a couple of variations. There's the one that's half buried,
oh yeah, kind of coming out, and then there's there's
one that's got to be twenty five feet. This lady
went on social media and she ordered like fifteen of them,
and they had to have a semi truck deliver the skeletons.
They're so giant it's unbelievable. My front door. Probably by Monday,
I have a whole array of skeletons. Mike, my handyman
(16:28):
is building a trellis and the skeletons will be surrounding
my front door. Wow a skeletons.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yes, I need a new garage door opener, and I'm
waiting a mic.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm sorry, he's busy building you trellis. Yes, among other things,
allus Mike grow you'd like him? Hey what he grows
really good tomatoes, just like you and some He has
got a hole. He has a thing where he hangs
his cucumbers. Makes him grow bigger and longer. We can
talk about it later. It's pretty exciting.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Christie.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
The best thing you can do is get us far
away from this show's personally as you can.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Okay, Oh, I got a who I was going to
get a giant Frankenstein, but it said assembly request.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yes, Hey, do you know why the skeleton at a steak?
He wanted to put a little meat.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
On his bones.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Wreck it all up.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's it for another Bob and Tom show Extra. Catch
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show
today Haywood, Banks and News. We failed to mention it's
on the way right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
November is heating up for US soccer in the States.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Need to be a little more monstery week. International friendlies
for the moment.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okalluf that was an asking the Black Friday Friendly for
the women.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
We understand that.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports
app and the behind the scenes stories catch the US
Soccer podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Boy, do we have an episode for you?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
July's got a Sawshine, April has this show?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Shall You?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Has got snool and Me brings over the Flies, November's
got the Twiky, December's got christ swea Jesus, while Octopa's
got the Pumpkins Spies. Pumpkin Spies, pompkas spies. Little in
(01:23):
my latte, which should be nice, but keep it out
of my shampoo. Can I give you some advice. Go
easy on the pumpkin spies, go I log it in
a candle. I don't mind it in my teeth, lother
even though it's bad for me. Todd out of my
(01:45):
cord head to rehab a bed afford trigger whiskey with
the pumpkins Spies, Long can Spies, Yeah, long and spies,
and put it in your madam you sub make you
do he smelled nies. Don't put it in your the.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Douche because no one wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Spooch accats the smiles like pock em pie, take it
my dog.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
And wold.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Post Spies Here Parkast Spies, be a lot of mighty
ordering and my pizza slice before you freak someone a
blonde and travel with a splash of park and it's
easy with puncast spies over the case. They've got some
plunkin the bronze, got the duncan caught it bees, got
(02:50):
the junkin.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
James Brown putting the funking.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Talk has got the podcast spies on the podcast spies.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh why For those of you who always need something extra, well,
here you go. This is Bob and Tom Extra joining
us to the studio comedian Heywood Banks. The man and
his guitar right over here.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We're looking forward to hearing some music from mister Banks.
But to my understanding, prior to that, we do have
something coming into us via satellite. Oh my, on the
big screen over there, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hey, everybody, it's me. Jeff Oske had the Failed Dimension
news desk.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Jeff, how are you good? We give you a.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Lot of the news each week. We don't give you
all the news, so I'm here to give you the
news that we failed Dimension.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Here's Jeff Oske with fail News.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Tom brought us in six packages of stale fig Newman's
the other day. Yeah, yeah, sure did what you failed
to mention. But then Jess Hooker took them and turned
them into the best crumble I've ever tasted, Just like
the old saying, when life gives you stale Newmans, make
apple pair crumble.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh yeah, that is a Bromide axiom nugget.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It is my wonderful daughter's sweet sixteenth birthday today. What
you failed Dimension? She better want her attitude or she
won't see seventeen. She We're doing a boys and girls
sleepover party tomorrow night at the lake House for her.
Birthday party. The girls will be sleeping upstairs, the boys
(04:36):
will be sleeping downstairs, and I will be sleeping on
the stairs. We learn that men are more afraid of
the dark. What you failed dimension? You would be too
if you were the one responsible for checking out those
strange noises in the middle of the night. A restaurant,
Oh this is I This is gonna be a choose
(04:58):
your own punchline. Oh, I couldn't decide. They probably both stink,
but I'll let you guys pick. A restaurant is offering
an eleven thousand dollars burger. What you failed dimension? It
comes served with a side of used Honda Civic, all right,
or the burger comes served on a bed of a
(05:21):
high mileage Ford F one fiah Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
All right, So act like you didn't hear that. Okay,
all right, there's a new one thousand dollars burger. What
you failed dimension?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
It comes served with a side of Honda Civic. Setup
is wrong. You did the setup wrong. You said one
thousand dollars burger. Oh yeah, that had come with like
a world. A restaurant is offering a eleven thousand dollars burger.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That's it. We're doing it again?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, what's your failed dimension?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
It comes served with a side of used Honda Civic.
That's pretty good price.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
What's the milojohn? Kind of like? Though?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh, here's another pick your own surgeon removed a large
thermos from a man's backside. Gosh, what you failed to
mention when this guy packs his lunch for work? He
really packs his lunch? Or how else was he gonna
get that hot chowder up there?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh? Okay, we're gonna go with the.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Can this be a new feature? Can we do choose
it at least once every time? I'm loving it? Sure?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh Tom? I asked if you if we had done
the story. You said we hadn't.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I did some research we had, so don't get mad
when ik Okay, what's the story? A woman eats ten
sheets of paper a day? What you failed to mention?
I bet she is shredded. Okay, let's try this one.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Then does that wipe itself on the way up?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All good questions? I forgot the stories.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Here's the other choice. A woman eats ten sheets of
paper per day?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
What you failed to mention? She's not allowed to drive
because she's always three sheets to the wind. Well, I'm
gonna go neither.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, maybe maybe maybe if if the paper cost excessive
flatge ones.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, let's try one more. A woman eats ten sheets
of paper a day. What you failed to mention? Have
they tried reaming her out about it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
A woman eats ten sheets of paper a day.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
She recently crept out a copy of Twilight. I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I would have went with New York Posts, but hey,
I like it. A gator crashed a tiki bar in Florida.
What you failed to mention? Since it was Florida. Within
the hour, the gator had been nicknamed Chomps, and he
was singing Brown Eyed Girl on karaoke with three bikini
clad chicks. And finally, if you love that image, you
(08:00):
gonna love this Josh. Uh, Finally, good news. Last week,
a man and his dog were reunited, reunited after the
dog had gone missing over ten years ago. Well, you
failed to mention the bad news. The dog had passed
away four years.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Ago, Jeff with the news.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I wish I failed, Wow very much, Jeff?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
What about this?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
A woman in ten sheets of paper a day. The
next day she crept out ten of the grossest paper
airplanes you've ever seen. No, I think it's there's something
funny about paper airplane shooting out of there, out of there,
that would be humorous.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Maybe it's more of a visual, it would be a cartoon.
It's very funny at a cartain. They came out all folded.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I didn't hear anybody else making it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I got she a woman needs solid paper. She door
dashes from Staples.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Not bad.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's office supply, not bad to order out Staples delivers.
I like, yeah, all right, there you go, because my
staples closed? Are they all closed? Are they they folded?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
With the wind?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
There you go. That wraps it up. Why they have
a writing room. Yes, someone will finally come up with something.
We couldn't get my new megaphone working. No, No, we
got the old one. The old one is magnificary using it.
It's too big, it's gorgeous, it's perfect. Okay, Okay, there
we go.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Does this work? Okay? He can't hear it?
Speaker 9 (09:31):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
There that's it.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Saying that I wanted to have this why this is
one of my favorite songs, and.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Just well if this has the word fox in it,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Gap Yap.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yap.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
That a great. Oh that was great. Let your lot
shine down.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
And I've always wanted to get to gather gel I like.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I just I just when I saw them last summer,
I was hoping he'd whip out one of these for
that song.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yeah, but Jael, the guy that sings this song is
Haywood Banks. Uh doppel Gager. Yeah, the guy looks exactly
like you. I'm totally serious. I'll do a comparison. I'll
get a I was at the concert. The guy behind
me tapped me in the shoulder and he goes, Tom,
(10:37):
is that Haywood Banks.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You'll see.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
I'll show you, you'll see.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How are you Haywood? Yeah? Yeah, good?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Oh all right, there you go. Okay, we're you going
to do this?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
But I will.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'll jump in here you go. How about how about
a little jail for that ass?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Josh?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
This is crank the windows down, Franky.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
These are my favorite lyrics.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
You go, here, we go, there, we go.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Like this one.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I like them all I know whatever happen to collect them? So,
but I love him about they're singing Tom be quiet
and last minute.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Tom ed Roland, ed Roland, We've got a picture of
them for you. Hey, what what's happening in the world
of your life?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Well, I cleaned out the car the other day and
uh I found a hot hot.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Cheeto under the seat.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Bonus, Hello, turned out to be an ear plug. Still
still stalls salty.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, it was lovely chewy. Okay, now are you plugged in?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Over there? Can we get I'm saying that the hotel.
I'm saying there's a whole bunch of Amish people at
the hotel I'm staying with. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, I'd
go run and turn on the lights for him. Work
the elevator.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, I think they would take this day. Stay just
standing there waiting for someone to come back. They're just
standing by the elevator. What do we do next? Now,
what are we going to hear?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Is it plugged in? I can't tell? Okay, there we go.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Okay, you know, playing a song on here it is
like delivering a premature baby.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, meaning it's never it's not ready to pop, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
But we'll see you know, it's it's always you know,
we'll see mm.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Hmmm, are are you ready? What we have? This is
called baited breath.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Okay, okay, here we go. Well and never been scared
by skeleton bones, Old the skeletons, old skeletons, how similar,
set right on my clothes.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Old skeleton bones.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Without the service that skeletons do, Oh the skeletons, Old
the skeletons. We need just trash talking bags of google,
Oh the skeleton bones. I never spook by skulp a
sterner more scapular mad a carboclaviton never said the grabula
tippy or radius never made me. Craig Cray never ran
(13:36):
away from a vertebrae. All on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Old skeletons, bone.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
And Halloween skeletons, dance and jostle, Old the skeletons, Oh
the skeletons, bones, recycled plastic bottles.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Over the skeleton bones.
Speaker 9 (13:59):
Only skeletons that are truly evil, the skeletons, skeletons, skeletons
that are currently covered with people.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
O the skeleton bowl.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
An have a spook by a skull a stern them
more scapula maticcarboclaviton never scared. The grapula tibby or radius
never made me Cray Gray never ran away from a
vertebrae hol on.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Neighbor shoveling out his cross space. All the skeletons found.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
The perfect thing for Halloween decorator old skeleton bowl, candy bowling,
it's bowling, bony grip old, the skeletons, old, the skeletons,
porch light shining off titanium hip.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Oh, the skeleton bles.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I never spooked by a skull stirn them scapula medical
type radius never made me. Craig Crag never ran away
from the skeleton, the skeleton, the skeleton.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, there we go. The dance skeletons closer. That was closer,
perhaps almost, Perhaps we've outlived the live and performance of
perhaps something recorded. I like the live would be the well,
that was good.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Were you ever afraid of a skeleton like, you know, terrifying, Jason,
the Argonauts type thing terrified?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Really the Caribbean when they all come out. When I
was a little boy, there was something that had dancing
skeletons just oh, I know what you're talking some sort
of very rudimentary cartoon famous yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And
you know, like one of the big box hardware stores
they're selling twelve foot fifteen foot tall. My neighbors have one. Yeah,
(16:03):
there's a couple of variations. There's the one that's half buried,
oh yeah, kind of coming out, and then there's there's
one that's got to be twenty five feet. This lady
went on social media and she ordered like fifteen of them,
and they had to have a semi truck deliver the skeletons.
They're so giant it's unbelievable. My front door. Probably by Monday,
I have a whole array of skeletons. Mike, my handyman
(16:28):
is building a trellis and the skeletons will be surrounding
my front door. Wow a skeletons.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yes, I need a new garage door opener, and I'm
waiting a mic.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm sorry, he's busy building you trellis. Yes, among other things,
allus Mike grow you'd like him? Hey what he grows
really good tomatoes, just like you and some He has
got a hole. He has a thing where he hangs
his cucumbers. Makes him grow bigger and longer. We can
talk about it later. It's pretty exciting.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Christie.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
The best thing you can do is get us far
away from this show's personally as you can.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Okay, Oh, I got a who I was going to
get a giant Frankenstein, but it said assembly request.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yes, Hey, do you know why the skeleton at a steak?
He wanted to put a little meat.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
On his bones.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Wreck it all up.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's it for another Bob and Tom show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher For Bob and
Tom Extra. This is Christopher take care of Everybody.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
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Speaker 2 (17:34):
The scenes of one of the greatest shows of all time.
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