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I threw a monster party last Halloween night and invited.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All the monster threw a one up to a fright.
All the famous monsters would be making the scene. I
figured that my bash would be the year as big
as a screen.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I put out lots of checksmiths and some rice crystal treats.
The Skeleton Bandos could king out some spooky beats.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I headed to the Dad's floor. Then he took it down.
But all the monsters just were sort of standing around.
Party guys, Come on, doesn't let anybody want to dine?
Bring part Nobody. Nobody was bookying or acting very skinny.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
The zombies kind of rolled around, texting on blackberries.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The Drankenstein showed Butcher from his recent trip to Branson.
Both men, are you that gro economics with Charlie Manson.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
When Jason wasn't throwning on about scientology, he talked in
painful detail about.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
His vast sect to me.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
But Freddy Kruger took the prize from testing our endurance,
trying to convince the ghost they needed life insurance?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Anyone for Twister? How about karaoke?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Davian w Budge as he played this game Boy the
Mummy was doing Sudokul.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Doctor Jecko went and tato all of the Brownies and
dacular Checkie his my space of counts.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
The other face who shown up drunk, kept hitting on
the witches and cornered everybody with his amway sends pitches.
The creature from the Black Loop was out in the
yard debating with Godzilla about Kurken pick Hour.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Whin I knew that it was time to call its wits.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
When Chucky is talked to re enacting him Monty bilskits,
I learned my listen.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You can bet I won't do that's again next time.
Do we just me an igor down? That's benegame.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I don't want to sing your Austin Howard is Inmitation's
block of Oily on the Cats.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, we know it's a beat, but things are always
better the second time around.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
This is Bob and Tom Extra Dear.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Bob, a top show, a long time listener, educated, and
my question is, what the heck are you talking about.
I'm fifty six years old. I have no idea who
any of these people are or what those references are
you all made this morning? He gives me no examples.
I think he met like that letter could be read
(03:54):
any morning. Yes, so I think the most obscure one
might have been Sid's Cherisse.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Someone was she's a dancer, mocking the way I dress,
and I pointed out I was wearing a Sid Mashburn shirt.
Sid makes a nice product, it makes nice stuff. And
uh and then Josh, you might as well, said Sid Cherisse. No,
I said I was wearing Sid Charice panties. Oh okay,
even funnier. I apologize. Tom from Central Point, Oregon continues, Honestly,
(04:21):
it's not uncommon for me to have to look someone
or something up when you guys talk to get the
reference if it's not explained on the show. But I
couldn't take notes fast enough or even figure out what
the search for this morning. Oh yeah, there were a
lot of them. Thanks for the last. By the way,
Miss Hooker a Sid Charisse, a great legs famous dancer
in the fred Astaire era. A little later than that,
(04:44):
I think maybe remember her biggest movie she starred with
Freda is Theare is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
And was it c y D?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
She was an attractive lady. Yeah, really threw it out,
I understand, and as she was somewhat pettit so the
fact that Josh is wearing her panties just shows he
likes a nice snug fit.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Well, he has a small bottom, so he might be
able to wear.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, I think you were at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I was gonna say, well, the secrets out. I've heard otherwise.
I've heard that Josh he is so modest and incredibly gifted,
a thorough and generous lover, and the generous part is
actually in footage, if you will. Footage implies multiple feet
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but as seen in various By the way, this is
a pedantic I noticed I was reading something and they
were talking about video and they mentioned footage, and I, obviously,
I guess it's the same thing of talking about you're
going to call someone, you're gonna dial their number when
(05:53):
you don't dial anymore. Sure, and there's no more footage
because it's not film anymore. So it's a lot of
the stuff sticks around, but it's no longer valid. It's
all digital. We have more letters. Now, you want me
to get to one or do you have double?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You go right ahead?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay, uh, actually you go because I've got to get
to this one out of the way here.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Sorry, dear Bob.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
A top show, I, along with many other listeners, my
friends and I talked about this last night. I would
love to hear more adventures of Josh's cat Gravy. Oh,
laughing my ass off in North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, how nice.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm listening on the app that is also from Josh.
Anything anything from Gravy yesterday? Any big things? Yeah, I mean,
we're still celebrating Halloween. Halloween now the story you said
yesterday was your cat thought she was a monster. She
tries to scare me by pretending that she is a monster, yes,
or that telling me that a killer from a famous
(06:57):
movie is going to get me. So yesterday, the day
of before, she was telling me about how McK myers
because she doesn't quite understand that it's Michael Myers. So
she says mc myers is coming. No, he's not, And
it's Michael Myers. You watch out for McK myers. Always
trying to scare me. Well, she learned about a night
Brown on Elm Street yesterday. Oh and so now I
(07:18):
have to watch out for the Kruegers. The Krueger. Yeah,
and she pretends because she has clause. Oh yeah, so
she put She'll lift one paw and go, I'm the Kruegers,
and I have to go, no, you're not grave. He
stopped trying to scare me. Do you remember the cat
every now and there there was a cat on Warner
brother The Bugs Bunny cartoons that would press his paw
(07:38):
the middle of it and oh yeah, claws would pop out,
which is essentially yeah, you think of a cat pressed
that little button. Yeah, this letter involves uh, the fact
that Christy is on vacation in Europe, although no she's
Is she just in England or is she going to
(07:58):
the continent as.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
They She's in Scotland a couple days ago.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I thought she was buying a baby. This is what
comes to us from Chris and Elizabethtown, Kentucky. I just
returned from a trip to Italy. Oh I see, hosted
by the same group that Christy is on a trip with. Now,
we took a tour of the Vatican, which ends at
the Sistine Chapel. As you exit the chapel, there's a
(08:22):
gift shop right there in the hallway. I told you
this this morning off the air, that there's so much
pope merch you have no idea and you think it's
your last chance to get souvenirs. But no, you have
to walk through two separate gift shops just to get outside.
(08:42):
The Catholics have the merchandise thing figured out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
This came up yesterday because we had a news story
about a baseball signed by Pope Leo. Oh yeah in
blue ballpoint pen, says Leo p p x I v
uh there we have a just put a photo her
pup in the studio. Now who has whoever has this
(09:10):
is selling it is that? Yeah, which it seems kind
of tacky to me. Well the tacky I mean, if
it gets to six figures, it stops being tacky and
then it's a shrewd move. And then I was joking saying, well,
what's next to Pope Leo bobblehead? Well guess what, there
are several Oh yeah, they're yeah, they're out there. So
(09:33):
uh hey, let you know whatever whatever merch works. You know,
you can get babbleheads there he is. You can get
babbleheads of yourself, of if you're a couple, you can
get it. Bug yeah, your office. You can get a
bobblehead of everybody. Yeah, it gets a little pricey when
you get above two people. But uh yeah, but I
(09:54):
just who knew all you have to do send them
a picture and they send you back a bobble head.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, I mean do they do with Jesus bobblehead?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Oh yeah, you somebody probably does.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah Marie Antoinette.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
About before, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, or she's holding her head in her the crook
of her arm.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
That'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay, what else you got it? And Bolin is that
the one that got her Dear Bobby Top show, specifically chick,
you ignorant son of a bitch. Oh, this is from Derek.
Polish folks do not eat popcorn because the butter flavored
topping prevents them from gripping light bulbs and bowling bulbs.
(10:40):
Thank you, Derek. We mused yesterday the classic jokes about
making Jiffy pop on the on a stove and you
don't shake the Jiffy pop, you shake the stove. I
thought it was one about the incredible Polish athlete that
down Mount Everest.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh, yeah, that great news story.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
These guys.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
He got up at the top and he said, hey,
where's the boat?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I got my toe rope?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
There's no light bulb? Okay, so sorry, and I'm part Polish,
so it's okay for me.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I'm one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
We've been talking about whether or not certain phrases are
out there, like right on. I determined I cannot say
right on, Josh, you apparently are able to do it.
From Leland, North Carolina, Laura Rights, I'm sending you this
message in regard to Tom properly using the expression right
on and quote doing me a solid. I'm in my
(11:42):
late fifties. I still use dig that. Really, I do
not use that. That sounds odd to me.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
You use that, don't you ja dig that? Yeah? Or
dig uh dig that? Oh yeah, I kind of dug it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'll say maybe every now and again, but I won't
just go, hey, dig this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I see. And then we also got into the
uh really confusing world of a six seven and that
is as confusing as anything of all time. It's just
not for us. That's that's there's we just can't get
a beat on it. Apparently math teachers are having a
problem with students. And when they mentioned six kids use
(12:26):
their minds, Yeah in school, that's so funny. See, that's
the thing the kids. Part of the kick has to
be these people have no idea what we're doing, but
we're not really doing anything but they And it's we
think it's a secret code and it actually if you
google what it means, it says it's intentionally vague and
in some more or less meaningless.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Yeah, it's like uh skibbity toilet used to be the
last one that the kids did. That was that was
that did Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Say that absolutely, And there's the origin. This goes real deep.
It may be an NBA player who was six, what's seven?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
It you can read about it forever. It's a mean thing,
but it's part of it is you don't get it right.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
My favorite one was the band director Aaron Burkhardt that
was here. He said, his niece is having a six
seven themed birthday party because she's six and she's turning seven.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Ah, and so that's the theme.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
This word, this term is the theme of her whole birthday,
which I think is adorable.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
But and it's kind of like saying I'm in on
the joke, right If you just say it's like if
you know you know, yeah, yeah, six seven, and then
you just move on. Just say it out of it
like that. Do your girls say?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I heard it for the first time a couple I know,
and I said, what are you doing? What does that mean?
But I know you and you're not going to rest
until you get a definitive answer on what it means.
I can see it in your eyes. But by the
time I know what it means, it will no longer
be cool to you.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
No, No, it's it's it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
But it doesn't mean anything ever, right, it means nothing
is what it means, right, right, So sometimes sometimes silence
is an answer, right right on? Can you dig that?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I can dig it?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I can dig it there Bob a top show, Oh, Tom,
writes Jeremiah Tom Tom Tom.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
With his forearm against his forehead.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yes, as a self proclaimed sailor, how can you be
unawares of the phrase going around the horn? O porn
u U g h a cape porn, cape porn. I
thought you said k porn going around the horn? Yes,
as any real sailor can tell you, going around the
(14:41):
horn refers to passing under cape horn, well and sale.
But we were talking about it in baseball. Well, I
think that's where they right it started, got about going
around the horn pre Panama canal right, for sure, I
mean it does, but I mean, well, you didn't say
it yesterday all of a sudden you got twenty two hindsight. No,
my question was, who know, someone asked what's around the horn?
(15:05):
And baseball and that's where the catch what somebody asked
this is the This is the biggest problem with his letters. Second, Oh, yeah,
I'm coming in at seven. Yeah, I will take a josh.
Someone asked, what is it?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
What is it? What?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I will take a forty cut itself fifty. I'm considering it.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Catcher throws it to the third baseman. You see, No,
I'm aware of cape horn. I didn't know. I don't
understand the connection between that and baseball. That's where the
phrase came from, was cape horn, And then they just
used it in baseball. Let's go around the horn here.
It didn't come from baseball going around the horn? Is
it was famously dangerous? Throwing the baseball around after the
guy's out? Isn't all that dangerous? I don't understand the connection.
(15:51):
You know what, Tom, if you keep paying me, I
won't commit it all.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I would really enjoy that. And oh, by the way, Pat,
if you could, would you please play the rectum of
Ella Fitzgerald? Did you have to read that a salute too?
Is this from sailing Jeremiah? All right, thank you Jeremiah.
Thanks crew, keep up with the laughs. Oh and then
(16:18):
he sent he sent us a photograph of the northern lights,
which are cool, incredible. Where does he lives?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I know, do you take it?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
If he took a picture, that's amazing? They just put
the wow. Where this guy's from. It doesn't say in
the letter, no.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You might be lying. He says he's from Topeka.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Kids. He just said, went out and photograph of the
northern lights the other morning. Heard a bull moose on
the prow right. And he has a trail camera set
up for motion. So the trail camera got a picture
of the bull moose.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This guy send you his journal diary.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Oh, here we are. He's in its way down at
the b him. He's in Homer, Alaska. Everybody, Jeremiah, thank
you very much. Wow, that's great, that's pretty speaking of mooses, yes,
that's and that is correct. Go ahead, is mooses the
correct plural of mooses?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And I saw three deers out there today, three deers DearS,
Oh dear, dear, Now if you have three tractors? Is
that three John Deere's or three John dear? I'd like
an answer.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
We need to hear n.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
The way he's like, I got I hear the sound
of the carpenter's building building something for Josh, what's that
a gallows? Three? Uh, we'll cover that on my question.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Is it three John dear?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
That's a fair question. It was funny we should call
the dear John dear plant. How many John deeres do
you have there? You mean John Deere? Illiterate? And what
do you order? Chocolate mooses for the table?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yes, yes, and these things?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
This is fun.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We could do this all morning. He's handled for your computer?
Are Mouse's not mice? This is this is somebody have
any weed? Why don't you try the edibles? And I
still contend you had an edible a couple of weeks ago,
but you didn't tell us no because you were really
he could have had one and not known. Oh that's true. Yeah, No,
(18:20):
I don't eat can I don't have a candy? Do
you have a tombs or anything?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
No, no.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I can barely get through life sober. That's the last
thing I need is to be to be stoned.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's it's hard.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Enough for me to find my car once again. I
walked up to the wrong car the other day. Oh man,
it was white, though, do you was an suv sort
of kind of as I came from the front and
wasn't really paying it to Do you forget what car
you drove sometimes when you come out of the store.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
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