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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's show. Letters,
a rate to the face, and Josh's laugh. It's coming
up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ever, wonder how dark the world can really get?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the
true stories behind some of the world's most chilling crimes.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hi, I'm Ben and I'm Nicole.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast
that unpacks real life horrors, one case at a time.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
With deep research, dark storytelling, and the occasional drink to
take the edge off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're here to explore the wicked.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And reveal the grim. We are Wicked and Grim.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Direct Share if you love your parents, Share if you
love your spouse. Share where you're going to be tonight
so I can rob your house? Do you know your IQ?
What's your favorite flick? Can you name a sax sac
(01:18):
it doesn't involve you know what I'm talking?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Facebook?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Facebook? Check your messages, stay six hours Facebook Facebook someone dies,
send virtual flowers. I hate to you Facebook. I took
a quiz and now they target all those ads for me.
Buy two giant dildo's John and get the third for free.
(01:47):
Post four words on how we met drunk sex. Huge mistake.
I have forty two hundred friends and I've met at
least twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I hate Facebook.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Facebook. Find your old girlfriend from the eighties Facebook Facebook
after you she switched to ladies. I hate you Facebook.
On my page, I will be dominant every post. I'll
make a commonant tvt my young photos in it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Here's me not on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Every minute.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Share a video of your cat, a photo of your nuts,
like if you want to.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Block me, share if you hate my guts l.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
O l L m ao ioy I m h O
sign it, love it, share it, shove it, repost if
you know how I hate Facebook. Facebook. Apparently I have
time to kill Facebook. Facebook know I don't want to
play freaking Farmville. I hate you, I hate you.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I hate you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This bood.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
No some more Bob and Tom you wanted he live
without it? This is Bob and Tom exty. Yeah, let's
go to letters.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
I mentioned yesterday that my youngest brother Joey Wednesday. I
once saw running full speed and he stepped on the
end of a rake and the handle came up and
hit him right in the face. And it was one
of my all time favorite memories.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
We now, wait a minute, is this a listener mail? Yes,
while the cat's.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Away, mister mail, they sent us some mail. Listeners said
us a lot of mail, right, cut that out?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Okay, well not well, doc, you're not having fun.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Uh, the same thing happened to me, says Diane, kind
of hurt stepped on a rake a garden hole for her.
Oh man, have you ever kind of stepped on a rake?
But it didn't come up and hit you in the face,
But yeah, enough to go. Oh man, if I had
really committed.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Raise up and hit your head on something, I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's really something.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
So you open a cabinet door, go down, you come
back up, hit that cabinet door or corner that corner
of it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Why when you watch these movies, why is it when
the tough guy is gonna get punched and he looks
at the other tough guy and he butts him in
the head with his head and it doesn't seem to
hurt the butter but the butt he is like knocked out.
I don't know there is truth to that. Yeah, like
you're prepared they knock each other out. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, you think it would equally hurt, right, but it doesn't.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
But the guy who's doing the button is fine.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You think about it, like when babies, you know, they're
robbling necks and they went back and then hit you
in the head.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
They're fine. Boy, that's really smart.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
That's all the time that baby Bjorn where it holds it,
it holds it right, and it'll catch you right in
the bridge of your nose, just instant tears.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Babies can kick your ass with then your smell the
heads and that's that. That will cure any unhappiness.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
This is a letter for you, Josh.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Hello Josh.
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Every time you laugh it makes me happy inside. Your
laugh makes me laugh. I may be married, but I
need a night with Josh.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I don't think I've ever been somebody hall pass or subject. Josh.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
I think I love you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I think well even the playing field, so to speak.
Another listener man Dear Bob a Tom Show. I listened
to the show on YouTube every morning while working and
have to pause during meetings. It seems like every time
I pause, it's Josh's face.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Sometimes I have to share my screen during these meetings,
and the first thing people see is his face.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Boy, I look kind of sinister there, don't you sure?
I look like I'm up to no good.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I don't know how, but Josh is messing with me.
Show's show's going great. Thank you guys, right, thank you, Michael.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
You know, I talk about how I identify now as
a bald man, but I don't identify as bald as
I really am. Does that make sense sense? And whenever
I see a picture like that, I'm like, oh, dude.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
It always throws me. I've got I'm thinning and I've
got a bald back here, and I never know back
in the back of my head there's and I see
myself every now and then it's not Holy hell.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Like out a security camera. Who's who's that old guy?
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Yes, Christy, Well, we have one of those thomisms, you
know how Tom can't think of words. This is from
Michelle was looking all over the other morning for some
tweezers and getting madder by the minute when asking the
dogs if they knew where they were. In the heat
of my frustration because dogs know everything.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Right, Yeah, dogs no where? They just won't tell you right.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
I forgot what they were called and was saying out loud,
where the heck are those face players?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
That's good, she says.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Thank you to them for infiltrating my daily life. Well,
I hope you found on Michelle very nice.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I feel like a tiny word might be like tiny
face players.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Some sort of modifier.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Let's see Dear Bob a time show. Josh, you talked
wonders about the crunch Wrap Supreme from Taco Bell. Yes,
I'm a big fan. Yeah, so much so that I
had to try one. I did not care for it.
This from Jesse, Okay, so there you go. Try.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Taco Bell has a huge menu. You can something for everybody. Yeah,
I mean, I think that's one of the reasons I
like the crunch Wrap Supreme. It's a little bit of
every thing in it, I'll wrapped up into a bundle
of joy.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Do they still sell pintos and cheese?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Do you remember you used to get the little.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
You remember that I never got them, and I always
wondered who did I did?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
And I would put I'd use the nachos and make
nachos out of it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That's real smart.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, what happened to the fiesta? Didn't they have fiesta
potatoes or something?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
With the cheese, yes and onions.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Those seemed like they were popular enough to stick around,
And I don't think they.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Have and they. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Uh, chick,
please please bring back how bout you? I don't think so.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Jesse, This is from Robert. Your story of dancing with
the nun reminded me of a sick joke from my childhood.
He's eighty. I don't think it's that sick, so I'm
gonna tell it.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Did you hear about I heard a lot of the show,
but I didn't hear about the nuns.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
You want to refresh our memory?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Well, basically, at my grade school there were more boys
than girls, so if you didn't ask a girl to dance,
you had to dance with one of the nuns.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I had no idea. I guess you were in Catholic school.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Yeah, and Jeff had to dance with one of the
nuns and tell pat the song please.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Lady in Red. I still remember it.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yeah, that's a song.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
And the sad part was she was old when I
danced with her.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
She just died last week.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
He just died week she did.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Sister Teresa Claire was a wonderful nun.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Anybody who just turned in? Yeah, the nuns just died
last week. And then me cackling like a.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
So slow dancing arms around the nun.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
No arms on the waist, her arms up on my shoulders.
Enough room for the holy ghost in between, that's true,
Holy spirit.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
His joke? What goes?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
Black white red, black white, red, black white red.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Wounded?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
None?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Rolling downhill?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
She just wounded. She skipped her knee. It's not that bad.
She'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Should we pursue non jokes today? Maybe? Maybe not? No,
didn't they call them the penguin call her the penguin
and the Blues Brothers. Yes, penguin. Penguin wants to meet
it meet with us.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So good. She starts hitting them.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
One of them cuzes and she hits them with a ruler,
and then he cusses because of that, and then there
it's just.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like she keeps whacking them.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Ah, this is from Larry. I'd love to hear the
clip years ago, when the Tibetan Monk Music synced up
with Iron Man by Black Sabbath. Uh, there is a
clip on YouTube back in the day. You are correct, sir,
But here's what it sounded like one morning on the
Bob and Tom show. Oh, these are the monks, Tibetan monks. Yeah,
(10:46):
this is the Tibetan sacred temple music. These are actually instruments.
And I'm not one to, you know, you know, take
a cultural stance on any superiority of Western over the
church music.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
But I don't know, you can't really sing along with
this king.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Not a big not a big argument.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Not a big argument there.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
And where's that where's that one that we were Oh
that's an actual monk voice?
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Shot is dead?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's argo.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
You're old.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You were all going to a minute?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Wait a minute, boy love, get out to Ozzie. Oh
Black Sabbath.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
God, I think we can.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I think we can segue.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I think we can segue this right into Black Sabbath.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Hang on right in the studio.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
They need some drums.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Oh yeah, it was almost too perfect.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
You still got the sounds great.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh yeah, now that's gonna sound.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
That's a big hit. Yeah, the Tibetan monks. Yes, I
see how I was born from back in the day. Uh,
dear Bob and Tom show. I've been a faithful listener
since I was around five years old. Today I'm turning
thirty nine. I love the show. Love you guys. Give
me a shout out if you can. Nope, I can't
do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Derek.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Sorry, good morning, Derek.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
We just refuse.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
To care for my husband, says uh shawna Sean Oh
show that's o'donna by.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, Chie, we were right there with you.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
But actually in Ferris Bueller, do you remember his sister's
name is Sean on it and she says it to
Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Remember he's the bad boy.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, And then in the background you're here, of course,
showed my husband is very afraid of heights. Our local
amusement park is a very tall ferris wheel with open
cars that spin like teacups. My gosh, i'd be horrified.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well, my husband's daughter was visiting.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Oh, sort of have a blended family and that's a shame.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Well, but sometimes in some families children are their favorites
of one parent or the other. So maybe that's what
this is. It could be the husband and the daughters.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Let's just the daughters loved huh by someone.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
That's right, doesn't go to bed crying to them.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
The dad did what I would do.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Who I am afraid of Ferris wheels, that's where this
but I'll ride them. I just get very uncomfortable. He
sucked it up and he went up there, and at
the top the daughter started spinning the car and he
started screaming, stop it. You're going to unscrew us. And
that is how I feel when somebody starts rocking the thing.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Oh yeah, good morning, Bob. A top show. I've heard.
I don't the people who mentioned things that I don't
pay attention to. I guess it must be me, right, Yeah,
I know how I missed this.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I've heard several emails in the past from listeners telling
you how you've ruined their lives.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I don't remember that. Do you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Remember that?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, Tom, you've ruined my life. I can't pull up.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Oh yeah, see, I forget that one.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I have one right here.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Okay, how you ruin their lives? Let me tell you
how you ruined my life. At work the other day,
I sell and design monuments and headstones. As I was
designing a headstone for a lady and her deceased husband.
She told me her last name, and I meant to
ask her if that was hyphenated, but what came out
(15:03):
because of you clowns, was is that hymenaated?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I immediately turned round and corrected myself as I noticed
a small grin on her face, and I acted like
nothing happened. Thanks guys, And according to the marriage date
she had on the headstone, she hasn't been himenated in
over fifty years. Just to answer the question, yeah, that's
from someone, it doesn't. He doesn't give his name, but
(15:29):
it's a the email address as three Stooges fan in
the address. So there you go, and you have one
of ruining lives, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
You guys, Rock just wanted to let you know how
Tom ruined a session for me last night. All right,
my girlfriend Brittany thirty five, who doesn't listen to Bob
and Tom first red flag, was telling me about an
activity she wanted to do in the bedroom exotic swing
oh my, which counters all red flags according to Chad.
(15:58):
But she referred to our upcoming session as sexy time,
and I lost my shoes close. I told her never
say that again. I laughed so hard that I couldn't
get Tom's face out of my head, so, needless to say,
erection lost. I just thought you all would like to
know Tom is ruining sex for me. Now I expect
(16:20):
an apology. That's Chad from Lexington.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Sorry, I don't think any of us like. I don't
like when he calls it sexy time. It's a total
boar at rip off. It's I don't care. I don't
like it.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, so it is just Tom that's ruined that.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
There are a lot of a lot of erections ruined
every day because of this show. And speaking of that
Dear Bob and Tom Show. Driving through Northern Michigan slash
Torch Lake on our family vacation last week, we passed
a YMCA camp on the Lakeside road. I looked at
my wife and said, that's where Tom went to camp.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh gee, so what?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
She of course asked, how do you know that? He
hear end says not who's Tom, which would be a
normal response like a normal human. She she knew what
I was talking about. He talks about camp. Hiawenta high,
went to hiawenta all the time. I hate to say it,
but he's right. Michigan is incredible.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
I've listened to you guys for almost thirty years, Savannah
Georgia at ken Ohio, to Arkansas, to Josh's stomping grounds
in Saint Louis, oh And Josh, by the way, your
story on vacation. I don't think Pat heard it about
the bird killing the squirrel and you and watching. He says,
I saw a bald eagle kill a seagull the other day.
(17:42):
Was oh, it was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Good lord.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I wonder if it was mid air.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Josh are telling the story about an osprey who killed
a squirrel, but it was like a hitman. Yes, the
osprey was He just slowly did one talon, put the
head under the water and drowned it and just stay
did my brother and I, well, he did it. You're kidding.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
It was chilling.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
It's really something I.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Heard about the I'm going to hope hopefully say this right.
The falconer, Yes, that's your result.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Did you have a falconer at your We did not. Yeah,
we were at a resort wet condo. We got a
lot of email about falconers at all. Yeah, that's a thing.
I had no idea, no nothing. Following up though about
the whips hitting iguanas out of trees, we didn't hear much.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
No.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I think that's that guy's choice. He wants he's a weirdo.
At the whip, Christy is weird.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
I'm not going to say one way or another.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
But right at the pool that I swam at every morning,
there were two black crows every morning and it was
very off putting in.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Chris Robinson or another it was, but not his brother.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
They don't get along.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's show. Letters,
a rate to the face, and Josh's laugh. It's coming
up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ever, wonder how dark the world can really get?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the
true stories behind some of the world's most chilling crimes.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hi, I'm Ben and I'm Nicole.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast
that unpacks real life horrors, one case at a time.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
With deep research, dark storytelling, and the occasional drink to
take the edge off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're here to explore the wicked.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And reveal the grim. We are Wicked and Grim.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Direct Share if you love your parents, Share if you
love your spouse. Share where you're going to be tonight
so I can rob your house? Do you know your IQ?
What's your favorite flick? Can you name a sax sac
(01:18):
it doesn't involve you know what I'm talking?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Facebook?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Facebook? Check your messages, stay six hours Facebook Facebook someone dies,
send virtual flowers. I hate to you Facebook. I took
a quiz and now they target all those ads for me.
Buy two giant dildo's John and get the third for free.
(01:47):
Post four words on how we met drunk sex. Huge mistake.
I have forty two hundred friends and I've met at
least twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I hate Facebook.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Facebook. Find your old girlfriend from the eighties Facebook Facebook
after you she switched to ladies. I hate you Facebook.
On my page, I will be dominant every post. I'll
make a commonant tvt my young photos in it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Here's me not on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Every minute.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Share a video of your cat, a photo of your nuts,
like if you want to.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Block me, share if you hate my guts l.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
O l L m ao ioy I m h O
sign it, love it, share it, shove it, repost if
you know how I hate Facebook. Facebook. Apparently I have
time to kill Facebook. Facebook know I don't want to
play freaking Farmville. I hate you, I hate you.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I hate you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This bood.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
No some more Bob and Tom you wanted he live
without it? This is Bob and Tom exty. Yeah, let's
go to letters.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
I mentioned yesterday that my youngest brother Joey Wednesday. I
once saw running full speed and he stepped on the
end of a rake and the handle came up and
hit him right in the face. And it was one
of my all time favorite memories.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
We now, wait a minute, is this a listener mail? Yes,
while the cat's.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Away, mister mail, they sent us some mail. Listeners said
us a lot of mail, right, cut that out?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Okay, well not well, doc, you're not having fun.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Uh, the same thing happened to me, says Diane, kind
of hurt stepped on a rake a garden hole for her.
Oh man, have you ever kind of stepped on a rake?
But it didn't come up and hit you in the face,
But yeah, enough to go. Oh man, if I had
really committed.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Raise up and hit your head on something, I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's really something.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
So you open a cabinet door, go down, you come
back up, hit that cabinet door or corner that corner
of it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Why when you watch these movies, why is it when
the tough guy is gonna get punched and he looks
at the other tough guy and he butts him in
the head with his head and it doesn't seem to
hurt the butter but the butt he is like knocked out.
I don't know there is truth to that. Yeah, like
you're prepared they knock each other out. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, you think it would equally hurt, right, but it doesn't.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
But the guy who's doing the button is fine.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You think about it, like when babies, you know, they're
robbling necks and they went back and then hit you
in the head.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
They're fine. Boy, that's really smart.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
That's all the time that baby Bjorn where it holds it,
it holds it right, and it'll catch you right in
the bridge of your nose, just instant tears.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Babies can kick your ass with then your smell the
heads and that's that. That will cure any unhappiness.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
This is a letter for you, Josh.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Hello Josh.
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Every time you laugh it makes me happy inside. Your
laugh makes me laugh. I may be married, but I
need a night with Josh.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I don't think I've ever been somebody hall pass or subject. Josh.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
I think I love you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I think well even the playing field, so to speak.
Another listener man Dear Bob a Tom Show. I listened
to the show on YouTube every morning while working and
have to pause during meetings. It seems like every time
I pause, it's Josh's face.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Sometimes I have to share my screen during these meetings,
and the first thing people see is his face.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Boy, I look kind of sinister there, don't you sure?
I look like I'm up to no good.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I don't know how, but Josh is messing with me.
Show's show's going great. Thank you guys, right, thank you, Michael.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
You know, I talk about how I identify now as
a bald man, but I don't identify as bald as
I really am. Does that make sense sense? And whenever
I see a picture like that, I'm like, oh, dude.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
It always throws me. I've got I'm thinning and I've
got a bald back here, and I never know back
in the back of my head there's and I see
myself every now and then it's not Holy hell.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Like out a security camera. Who's who's that old guy?
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Yes, Christy, Well, we have one of those thomisms, you
know how Tom can't think of words. This is from
Michelle was looking all over the other morning for some
tweezers and getting madder by the minute when asking the
dogs if they knew where they were. In the heat
of my frustration because dogs know everything.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Right, Yeah, dogs no where? They just won't tell you right.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
I forgot what they were called and was saying out loud,
where the heck are those face players?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
That's good, she says.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Thank you to them for infiltrating my daily life. Well,
I hope you found on Michelle very nice.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I feel like a tiny word might be like tiny
face players.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Some sort of modifier.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Let's see Dear Bob a time show. Josh, you talked
wonders about the crunch Wrap Supreme from Taco Bell. Yes,
I'm a big fan. Yeah, so much so that I
had to try one. I did not care for it.
This from Jesse, Okay, so there you go. Try.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Taco Bell has a huge menu. You can something for everybody. Yeah,
I mean, I think that's one of the reasons I
like the crunch Wrap Supreme. It's a little bit of
every thing in it, I'll wrapped up into a bundle
of joy.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Do they still sell pintos and cheese?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Do you remember you used to get the little.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
You remember that I never got them, and I always
wondered who did I did?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
And I would put I'd use the nachos and make
nachos out of it.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That's real smart.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, what happened to the fiesta? Didn't they have fiesta
potatoes or something?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
With the cheese, yes and onions.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Those seemed like they were popular enough to stick around,
And I don't think they.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Have and they. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Uh, chick,
please please bring back how bout you? I don't think so.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Jesse, This is from Robert. Your story of dancing with
the nun reminded me of a sick joke from my childhood.
He's eighty. I don't think it's that sick, so I'm
gonna tell it.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Did you hear about I heard a lot of the show,
but I didn't hear about the nuns.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
You want to refresh our memory?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Well, basically, at my grade school there were more boys
than girls, so if you didn't ask a girl to dance,
you had to dance with one of the nuns.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I had no idea. I guess you were in Catholic school.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Yeah, and Jeff had to dance with one of the
nuns and tell pat the song please.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Lady in Red. I still remember it.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yeah, that's a song.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
And the sad part was she was old when I
danced with her.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
She just died last week.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
He just died week she did.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Sister Teresa Claire was a wonderful nun.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Anybody who just turned in? Yeah, the nuns just died
last week. And then me cackling like a.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
So slow dancing arms around the nun.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
No arms on the waist, her arms up on my shoulders.
Enough room for the holy ghost in between, that's true,
Holy spirit.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
His joke? What goes?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
Black white red, black white, red, black white red.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Wounded?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
None?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Rolling downhill?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
She just wounded. She skipped her knee. It's not that bad.
She'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Should we pursue non jokes today? Maybe? Maybe not? No,
didn't they call them the penguin call her the penguin
and the Blues Brothers. Yes, penguin. Penguin wants to meet
it meet with us.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So good. She starts hitting them.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
One of them cuzes and she hits them with a ruler,
and then he cusses because of that, and then there
it's just.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like she keeps whacking them.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Ah, this is from Larry. I'd love to hear the
clip years ago, when the Tibetan Monk Music synced up
with Iron Man by Black Sabbath. Uh, there is a
clip on YouTube back in the day. You are correct, sir,
But here's what it sounded like one morning on the
Bob and Tom show. Oh, these are the monks, Tibetan monks. Yeah,
(10:46):
this is the Tibetan sacred temple music. These are actually instruments.
And I'm not one to, you know, you know, take
a cultural stance on any superiority of Western over the
church music.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
But I don't know, you can't really sing along with
this king.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Not a big not a big argument.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Not a big argument there.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
And where's that where's that one that we were Oh
that's an actual monk voice?
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Shot is dead?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's argo.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
You're old.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You were all going to a minute?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Wait a minute, boy love, get out to Ozzie. Oh
Black Sabbath.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
God, I think we can.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I think we can segue.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I think we can segue this right into Black Sabbath.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Hang on right in the studio.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
They need some drums.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Oh yeah, it was almost too perfect.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
You still got the sounds great.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh yeah, now that's gonna sound.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
That's a big hit. Yeah, the Tibetan monks. Yes, I
see how I was born from back in the day. Uh,
dear Bob and Tom show. I've been a faithful listener
since I was around five years old. Today I'm turning
thirty nine. I love the show. Love you guys. Give
me a shout out if you can. Nope, I can't
do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Derek.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Sorry, good morning, Derek.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
We just refuse.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
To care for my husband, says uh shawna Sean Oh
show that's o'donna by.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, Chie, we were right there with you.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
But actually in Ferris Bueller, do you remember his sister's
name is Sean on it and she says it to
Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Remember he's the bad boy.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, And then in the background you're here, of course,
showed my husband is very afraid of heights. Our local
amusement park is a very tall ferris wheel with open
cars that spin like teacups. My gosh, i'd be horrified.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well, my husband's daughter was visiting.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Oh, sort of have a blended family and that's a shame.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Well, but sometimes in some families children are their favorites
of one parent or the other. So maybe that's what
this is. It could be the husband and the daughters.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Let's just the daughters loved huh by someone.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
That's right, doesn't go to bed crying to them.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
The dad did what I would do.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Who I am afraid of Ferris wheels, that's where this
but I'll ride them. I just get very uncomfortable. He
sucked it up and he went up there, and at
the top the daughter started spinning the car and he
started screaming, stop it. You're going to unscrew us. And
that is how I feel when somebody starts rocking the thing.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Oh yeah, good morning, Bob. A top show. I've heard.
I don't the people who mentioned things that I don't
pay attention to. I guess it must be me, right, Yeah,
I know how I missed this.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I've heard several emails in the past from listeners telling
you how you've ruined their lives.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I don't remember that. Do you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Remember that?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, Tom, you've ruined my life. I can't pull up.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Oh yeah, see, I forget that one.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I have one right here.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Okay, how you ruin their lives? Let me tell you
how you ruined my life. At work the other day,
I sell and design monuments and headstones. As I was
designing a headstone for a lady and her deceased husband.
She told me her last name, and I meant to
ask her if that was hyphenated, but what came out
(15:03):
because of you clowns, was is that hymenaated?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I immediately turned round and corrected myself as I noticed
a small grin on her face, and I acted like
nothing happened. Thanks guys, And according to the marriage date
she had on the headstone, she hasn't been himenated in
over fifty years. Just to answer the question, yeah, that's
from someone, it doesn't. He doesn't give his name, but
(15:29):
it's a the email address as three Stooges fan in
the address. So there you go, and you have one
of ruining lives, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
You guys, Rock just wanted to let you know how
Tom ruined a session for me last night. All right,
my girlfriend Brittany thirty five, who doesn't listen to Bob
and Tom first red flag, was telling me about an
activity she wanted to do in the bedroom exotic swing
oh my, which counters all red flags according to Chad.
(15:58):
But she referred to our upcoming session as sexy time,
and I lost my shoes close. I told her never
say that again. I laughed so hard that I couldn't
get Tom's face out of my head, so, needless to say,
erection lost. I just thought you all would like to
know Tom is ruining sex for me. Now I expect
(16:20):
an apology. That's Chad from Lexington.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Sorry, I don't think any of us like. I don't
like when he calls it sexy time. It's a total
boar at rip off. It's I don't care. I don't
like it.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, so it is just Tom that's ruined that.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
There are a lot of a lot of erections ruined
every day because of this show. And speaking of that
Dear Bob and Tom Show. Driving through Northern Michigan slash
Torch Lake on our family vacation last week, we passed
a YMCA camp on the Lakeside road. I looked at
my wife and said, that's where Tom went to camp.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh gee, so what?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
She of course asked, how do you know that? He
hear end says not who's Tom, which would be a
normal response like a normal human. She she knew what
I was talking about. He talks about camp. Hiawenta high,
went to hiawenta all the time. I hate to say it,
but he's right. Michigan is incredible.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
I've listened to you guys for almost thirty years, Savannah
Georgia at ken Ohio, to Arkansas, to Josh's stomping grounds
in Saint Louis, oh And Josh, by the way, your
story on vacation. I don't think Pat heard it about
the bird killing the squirrel and you and watching. He says,
I saw a bald eagle kill a seagull the other day.
(17:42):
Was oh, it was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Good lord.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I wonder if it was mid air.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Josh are telling the story about an osprey who killed
a squirrel, but it was like a hitman. Yes, the
osprey was He just slowly did one talon, put the
head under the water and drowned it and just stay
did my brother and I, well, he did it. You're kidding.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
It was chilling.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
It's really something I.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Heard about the I'm going to hope hopefully say this right.
The falconer, Yes, that's your result.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Did you have a falconer at your We did not. Yeah,
we were at a resort wet condo. We got a
lot of email about falconers at all. Yeah, that's a thing.
I had no idea, no nothing. Following up though about
the whips hitting iguanas out of trees, we didn't hear much.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
No.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I think that's that guy's choice. He wants he's a weirdo.
At the whip, Christy is weird.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
I'm not going to say one way or another.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
But right at the pool that I swam at every morning,
there were two black crows every morning and it was
very off putting in.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Chris Robinson or another it was, but not his brother.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
They don't get along.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
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