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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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The Black Friday Friendly for the women.
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not just any real girls.
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Oh yeah, just the way you love them.
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Real Girls on video Going.
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cross America. Real Girls on Video Going features real girls
at each copy of Real Girls on Video Going features
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You get real girls on video going, loser drunk guys going, Hey,
act now and you'll receive it half price.
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Real girls on video going.
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That's real girls on video going, this tape, Real girls
on video going, the drunk user.
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Guys going.
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Ordered out at frigle all video We'll throw it real
girls on video going and real girls on video going
and preal girls on video going. And and I'll complete
(02:24):
with loser trunk guys going.
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Ordered down.
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Miss something. Here you go, We'll try to catch you up.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We like to open the show by talking to you
via e mail. What if you got over there, dear
Bob and Tom show. My name is Brian from Laplata,
New Mexico. I believe that means the Plata, and I
was hoping that Josh Arnold could possibly do a conversation
as himself and his cat. Gravy responds, Josh looks like
(03:03):
my older brother, and I have lost some cats this year.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh sorry to hear.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It makes my day when he talks like his cat.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, my cats. Since yesterday was October one, they have
been trying to scare me now because it's Halloween season.
They always try to do that, and Gravy will come
up to me and she'll say, I'm Drakra. She thinks
she's Dracula. Oh okay, and you don't catch there's a
lot of rs and a lot of morales, so their
English gets that way too. And Gravy actually has a song.
(03:32):
We'll go, Gravy, what are you doing? And she'll go,
I'm Drackra, No you're not. Stop. And Halloween was on yesterday.
Oh and so now she tells me that she's mc
myers because she doesn't know how to say Michael Myers. Right,
I'm mc myers. No, you're not mc myers. I'll stab you. No, No,
(03:53):
she has a Dracula song. Hear Yeah, She'll go, uh, Drakra,
come and are you drack Rug gone to get you?
Drack Rug gone to bite you, drack Rust suck your
bra And I go, no, you dog. Stop that Gravy.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Your kid's kind of it's kind of upbeat, doesn't have
the hutual sort of luxurubrious organ sound.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dracula. It is menacing. He's gonna he's gonna get you.
He's gonna suck your bloo.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
She has the whole story. He's gonna get you, yeah,
or he's coming for you that which is scary, and
then gonna get you there's no escaping it, and then
I'm gonna bite you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, why suck your bro suck your brother teacats.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can't say the else.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Right, I'm mcmers, oh, little kiddie debab and Tom show
is a listener or your show. For the better part
of twenty five years. I often find myself questioning how
Tom makes it through life given his constant magooing perm
Thank you, Josh. I catch myself shaking my head in
both confused and bewildernent on almost a daily basis.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This is word for word this letter.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Listening to Tom talk about well anything, really, keep up
the good work, Tom, Josh. It always gets me hearing
you yell at Tom off Mike. Also also the metal
band I recommended a few months ago, Orbit Culture. How's
a new album coming out tomorrow? Oh, I'll check it out.
This is Tyler from Portland, Oregon. You guys make me
(05:31):
laugh every day.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I want to ask, young sharer, are you familiar with
the term magooing? Do you understand the origin of that?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I don't. It of course is mister Magoo, the iconic
cartoon character voiced by the Great Jim Backus. Jim Backus
perhaps most famous for being he was what the dad
in the James Dean classic.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Sure, but he's most famous.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh he's mister Howell on Gilligan's Island. Did you ever
see Gilligan's Island? Yes, the Great Jim back Do you
hear the resignation?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I thought was how do I get out of this converse?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
But I think I think the phrase, the phrase magoo
ing is brilliant because mister Magoo. Uh, mister Mago had
very poor vision, so he would often mistake people for
other things. And then he had a he had an
Asian assistant that has been politically corrected out of existence,
(06:33):
I believe. And uh, I'm a big mister Magoo fan.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For my money.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
The Christmas classic Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol. By far
the best adaptation is the Mister Magoo version of it.
I actually have the book about it, and of course
the video. I highly recommend it. It's a musical, it's brilliant.
It makes me tear up every time a year. But
I'm being I'm accused of magooing, meaning that I don't
(07:00):
know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Most of it, Well, sister would leave a wake of
destruction because he'd be driving thinking everything was fine, but
meanwhile everybody else is swerving out of his way.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Not only not only was he disconnected and distant, he
had he was near sighted. He couldn't see.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, that was the main thing I have.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I have fine vision, don't get me wrong, But I thought,
God knows what you'd be if you couldn't see. Yeah,
Oh boy, that'd be terrible. But I have a life
of adventure.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yesterday I had to drop a car off at a
distant land and I ubered back with my very nice
uh Vietnamese driver, and he had his phone mounted on
the dashboard where he had his maps and everything coming up,
and the phone rang.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Did you find that fascinating? How did he get his
phone up there? He had some gizmo that had attached
up there, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
And then the phone rang, and I encouraged him to answer,
oh no, And then and then he said, and I
will not try to emulate his imitated should say his
accent no to somebody defected it my wife And.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I said, no, no, but take the call.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
No, no, no, he didn't want to take the cast
he's at work.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
No, I don't care, well you should. And they had
a lovely wife had a very brief chat. Then when
he dropped me off of my house, I invited him in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh god, what a maniac.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He said, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I always do this whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I uber to my house and then I off he
ended up. I gave him a nice lime soda water.
That's nice. This is so fascinating those people.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And like some rice pudding. You didn't give him a
chocolate bar to tell you where the good horse are.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Why wouldn't her?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I said, your wife may have done Josh's toes. He
likes to get a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Who doesn't. Well, let's let's move on. We have more letters.
I have a couple over here. How about I'm a
fatty fat, fat fat letter. Oh good, I love these.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You guys were talking about cool Whip. We're all fans,
I believe. Oh yeah. Take one tub of cool Whip,
thaw it and one packet of Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
Pour the Swiss Miss into the cool Whip, then whip
with your blender and you'll have the best chocolate Moosh'll
ever eat.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wow, that's great, great idea, and then you eat the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I according to the title of this email is fatty
fat fat. That is so delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, I know, like I was Alexander Graham Bell when
he had the phone work for the first time. That's amazing.
Which of you doesn't like this? Squirter ready whips the squirter?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Wee r like that one did not care for it.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I don't care about the delivery system as long as
it gets in my mouth. I love that delivery something.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
There's something that flavors off, the mixes off some wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
I like the artistic touch that it takes to apply
it to say a cupcake and.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You twirl and like it very much. By the way,
my oldest Golden Retriever, she's twelve, and she's had some
health problems recently, so so Dad has been really babying her.
So I have started giving her whipped cream on top
of her food like a massive popup.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Uh do what? She loves it? Oh, she rubs it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, and uh so last night I forgot to put
the whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Did you get the look?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And I put the food down and she went looked
at the food looked at me, looked at the food,
and I immediate, oh sorry, and I ran. She runs nevermind.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, and every time I get the dogs back from
a walk, they have to get those dried liver treats.
By the way, guys, I got the number ordering you
all more bags.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Thank you, thank you God.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
If I don't get they sit there and look at
me like, yeah, we're back.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
We did the walk.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
We both pooped, we did the walk. Where's the liver?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Buddy? Have you tried one? No?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I try your dog treats?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Right? I suppose I could. Oh, it's just it's I
love them.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I think chicken. I are the only two in here
that like liver.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, we've also I love living. I don't you just
sometimes ignore other us?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
That's because you're I just wish relatively meaningless. I just
wish would joshuay on and whether he likes chicken liver
or not, I don't you like beef liver too?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't. I probably have more liver than
honestly have anybody in this I have three times a week.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Do you cook it at home? Because it stinks up
the house big time.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't necessarily have that problem, but I also get
what's known as an ancestral blend. All my beef and
chicken are ancestral blends. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It means the animals.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Have their brother and that's ancestral blends. Is that tasty?
Those are a little more expressive the ancestral blend. Sorry bad,
you said it. We all have the livers and hearts
and some other things mixed in with the meat itself. Nice.
(12:01):
So I'm constantly getting it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, but do you fry it or boil it?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I brown it on the What are you you know
when you brown ground b for you brown.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Now, Califo, it doesn't steak up your house.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, it's mixed with the regular meet too, so it's
all right.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah, I'm not allowed to cook liver when there's certain
people in my house that would be any other human beings.
Uh No, We've got to get back to our letters.
If you want to send us a letter, we'd love
to hear from you, no matter what the topic. Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. And I promise no
more Frank's Appa poster emails we.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Need to get, but you mentioned it.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We got one A lady who in high school decopaj
that poster Honduit tray try there's a photograph of it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll have to do it a lonely lonely woman.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah, I'm still trying to find one of those posters
so I can place it in here. But like I said,
the one I found this day, it was fifty two bucks.
You know, a gag is a gag, but I think
a bag a gag. I'd say my limit is twenty
really yeah, yeah this. I love this letter of the
way it begins, Thank you, Arthur. It starts out sorry
to bother you at work. You'll like this one.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Chick.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Arthur writes, I had to take care of myself from
ages three to eleven. From fifth grade on while my
mom worked One evening, I pulled out Jiffy Pop and
began to make it on an electric stove. No, Jiffy
Pop is the one that comes with its own little
frying pan and you kind of rotate it over the
over the stove the cook top and it expands into
(13:31):
this globular foil thing.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's really cool. You shake it, Yeah, it's fun unless
you're polish. Then you then you shake the stove.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Don't know why we would attack our Polish friends. A
Polish man just ski down Mount Everest. I'd like to
see you do that. We American bigot. Arthur continues. I
smelled something burning when I was in the living room
eating my Jiffy pop, Arthur.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It was me.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh no, I had set the sleeve of my PJS
on fire.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Oh, they were smoldering. I went to the kitchen put
them in the sink. In the future, I rolled up
my sleeves.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I spent a lot of time at my house
when I was little by myself.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I know you did too too.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I set the back porch on fire when I was
about nine or ten. I was watching the Jerry Lewis
movie Marathon and making popcorn and you had to light
our stove. It didn't have pilot light. You had to
light a match and wow. So I let a match
lit the stove, got the popcorn going. I threw the
match out on the back porch. I thought it was
out and it wasn't. So eventually I go, yeah, I
(14:38):
was in one end of the house, the back porches. Yeah,
I got down. It was fully involved. When I got down.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Did you have a fire? Actually?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Uh no, I just kept throwing water on it. It
finally put it out when I had the black marks,
olivers had to wipe it down.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah did your foot?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Did your parents find out? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah no? Was there a bub? Oh? Exquisite beating?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Okay, oh my god, a good one into the house. Yeah,
free room now on my left ear still ring.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I got caught setting the fire on my deck and
my dad the classic punishment. Well, now you've got to
set the whole house on fire. Yeah, I'm gonna sit
here while you set the entire house. But it's out
of your system now, isn't it? Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
It worked? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, this is a lengthy letter, and i'm this is
a part of this is addressed to Josh.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
You were reading about the woman who wrote in saying
whenever she tastes.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Chocolate, she sneezes. Oh yes, Josh might know this. What
song has sneezing in it?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh? Someone sneezing in the words, Josh? Is a style?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It's the offshoot band from the Clash Big Audio Dynamite.
Oh yeah yeah the song the Globe. Oh if I've
heard it, I don't remember it. Yeah, that's like their
big biggest hit.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, Mick Jones, globe.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Is yeah, I think down at the globe hmm, yeah,
you'll recognize it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I bet yes, this is yes, absolutely, globe blessed.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Is that supposed to be sneezing? Yes, but again it's
supposed to be sneezing.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I've never put that together, no saying bless you at
the beginning of should I stare? Should I go? Where?
He right? Right? And he he samples that.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I think it's a sound, the sampling, and as a
joke he's saying bless Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, I don't think that. Okay, no, but I think
it's it's it implies. Yeah, artistically, it could be a
sneeze if you want to hear an artistic sneeze. I
believe we have an audio of uation of me sneezing.
I don't while doing some commercials, it's hanging in the
air somewhere. I had a conversation with my daughter, my
(17:04):
twelve year old. We're in the car and she's been
playing a lot of country music lately, and of course
a lot of Taylor Swift, which used to Taylor was
kind of country now popular. In any event, have you
heard the song Oklahoma Smoke show. It's actually pretty good.
(17:25):
Some of his stuff is amazing. But I'll play just
a little bit of it for you. Zach Bryan and.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
One you live and know, you're your small town smoke show.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
You're a small town smoke show. So I asked Finn,
do you know what a smoke show is? And when
she played the song for the fiftieth time, and it
is a very good song, and she had, of course,
had no idea that I explained, Chera, do you know
what a smoke show is?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, I know what a smoke show is?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
And is that strictly a reference, by the way, to
a lady that's incredibly attractive?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, I feel like I've used it in reference to men,
but I like to, you know, use those terms however
which way I can.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah, so a smoke show. A friend of mine used
to use it all the time, but he was kind
of a country guy, so maybe that's why. But if
someone's a smoke show, it's a super hot woman.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
We are aware of. Yeah, were you aware of that?
Of course? Yeah? Of course it's actually kind of dated.
You don't hear it nearly five years ago? Yeah, I
think it's very Yeah, very really. Yeah. Clayton Anderson had
a country song where the smoke show was one of
the main lyrics, and that was easily six years ago,
something like.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
That, I am so far behind.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, that's all right, but apparently we'll be right back
doing country by way of cold play. It sounded like
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, you don't not that you mention that is, we'll
be right back after this from Tom who truck? Can
you fit that into the other one? Oh? I think
it'll cut off the other Well maybe not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Pretty close.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Letters,
Josh's Cat Gravy and Tom mcgooing.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's all coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
November is heating up for US Soccer slates. You need
to be a little more mastery.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Week International Friendlies for the mom b.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh callum. That was an asking.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The Black Friday Friendly for the women.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Expectations have always been here for this team.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
We understand that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports
app and the behind the scenes stories catch the US
Soccer podcast.
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Boy, do we have an episode for you.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Follow and listen on your platform.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
That's the most outrageous video ever because it features real girls,
not just any real girls.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But real girls on video going.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh yeah, just the way you love them.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Real Girls on video Going.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
All GUIDs of real Girls on video going, all the
cross America. Real Girls on Video Going features real girls
at each copy of Real Girls on Video Going features
a group of loser, drunk guys going.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's running.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
You get real girls on video going, loser drunk guys going, Hey,
act now and you'll receive it half price.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Real girls on video going.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
That's real girls on video going, this tape, Real girls
on video going, the drunk user.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Guys going.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Ordered out at frigle all video We'll throw it real
girls on video going and real girls on video going
and preal girls on video going. And and I'll complete
(02:24):
with loser trunk guys going.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Ordered down.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Miss something. Here you go, We'll try to catch you up.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We like to open the show by talking to you
via e mail. What if you got over there, dear
Bob and Tom show. My name is Brian from Laplata,
New Mexico. I believe that means the Plata, and I
was hoping that Josh Arnold could possibly do a conversation
as himself and his cat. Gravy responds, Josh looks like
(03:03):
my older brother, and I have lost some cats this year.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh sorry to hear.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It makes my day when he talks like his cat.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, my cats. Since yesterday was October one, they have
been trying to scare me now because it's Halloween season.
They always try to do that, and Gravy will come
up to me and she'll say, I'm Drakra. She thinks
she's Dracula. Oh okay, and you don't catch there's a
lot of rs and a lot of morales, so their
English gets that way too. And Gravy actually has a song.
(03:32):
We'll go, Gravy, what are you doing? And she'll go,
I'm Drackra, No you're not. Stop. And Halloween was on yesterday.
Oh and so now she tells me that she's mc
myers because she doesn't know how to say Michael Myers. Right,
I'm mc myers. No, you're not mc myers. I'll stab you. No, No,
(03:53):
she has a Dracula song. Hear Yeah, She'll go, uh, Drakra,
come and are you drack Rug gone to get you?
Drack Rug gone to bite you, drack Rust suck your
bra And I go, no, you dog. Stop that Gravy.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Your kid's kind of it's kind of upbeat, doesn't have
the hutual sort of luxurubrious organ sound.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dracula. It is menacing. He's gonna he's gonna get you.
He's gonna suck your bloo.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
She has the whole story. He's gonna get you, yeah,
or he's coming for you that which is scary, and
then gonna get you there's no escaping it, and then
I'm gonna bite you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, why suck your bro suck your brother teacats.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can't say the else.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Right, I'm mcmers, oh, little kiddie debab and Tom show
is a listener or your show. For the better part
of twenty five years. I often find myself questioning how
Tom makes it through life given his constant magooing perm
Thank you, Josh. I catch myself shaking my head in
both confused and bewildernent on almost a daily basis.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This is word for word this letter.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Listening to Tom talk about well anything, really, keep up
the good work, Tom, Josh. It always gets me hearing
you yell at Tom off Mike. Also also the metal
band I recommended a few months ago, Orbit Culture. How's
a new album coming out tomorrow? Oh, I'll check it out.
This is Tyler from Portland, Oregon. You guys make me
(05:31):
laugh every day.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I want to ask, young sharer, are you familiar with
the term magooing? Do you understand the origin of that?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I don't. It of course is mister Magoo, the iconic
cartoon character voiced by the Great Jim Backus. Jim Backus
perhaps most famous for being he was what the dad
in the James Dean classic.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Sure, but he's most famous.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh he's mister Howell on Gilligan's Island. Did you ever
see Gilligan's Island? Yes, the Great Jim back Do you
hear the resignation?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I thought was how do I get out of this converse?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
But I think I think the phrase, the phrase magoo
ing is brilliant because mister Magoo. Uh, mister Mago had
very poor vision, so he would often mistake people for
other things. And then he had a he had an
Asian assistant that has been politically corrected out of existence,
(06:33):
I believe. And uh, I'm a big mister Magoo fan.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For my money.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
The Christmas classic Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol. By far
the best adaptation is the Mister Magoo version of it.
I actually have the book about it, and of course
the video. I highly recommend it. It's a musical, it's brilliant.
It makes me tear up every time a year. But
I'm being I'm accused of magooing, meaning that I don't
(07:00):
know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Most of it, Well, sister would leave a wake of
destruction because he'd be driving thinking everything was fine, but
meanwhile everybody else is swerving out of his way.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Not only not only was he disconnected and distant, he
had he was near sighted. He couldn't see.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, that was the main thing I have.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I have fine vision, don't get me wrong, But I thought,
God knows what you'd be if you couldn't see. Yeah,
Oh boy, that'd be terrible. But I have a life
of adventure.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yesterday I had to drop a car off at a
distant land and I ubered back with my very nice
uh Vietnamese driver, and he had his phone mounted on
the dashboard where he had his maps and everything coming up,
and the phone rang.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Did you find that fascinating? How did he get his
phone up there? He had some gizmo that had attached
up there, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
And then the phone rang, and I encouraged him to answer,
oh no, And then and then he said, and I
will not try to emulate his imitated should say his
accent no to somebody defected it my wife And.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I said, no, no, but take the call.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
No, no, no, he didn't want to take the cast
he's at work.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
No, I don't care, well you should. And they had
a lovely wife had a very brief chat. Then when
he dropped me off of my house, I invited him in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh god, what a maniac.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He said, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I always do this whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I uber to my house and then I off he
ended up. I gave him a nice lime soda water.
That's nice. This is so fascinating those people.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And like some rice pudding. You didn't give him a
chocolate bar to tell you where the good horse are.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Why wouldn't her?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I said, your wife may have done Josh's toes. He
likes to get a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Who doesn't. Well, let's let's move on. We have more letters.
I have a couple over here. How about I'm a
fatty fat, fat fat letter. Oh good, I love these.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You guys were talking about cool Whip. We're all fans,
I believe. Oh yeah. Take one tub of cool Whip,
thaw it and one packet of Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
Pour the Swiss Miss into the cool Whip, then whip
with your blender and you'll have the best chocolate Moosh'll
ever eat.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wow, that's great, great idea, and then you eat the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I according to the title of this email is fatty
fat fat. That is so delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, I know, like I was Alexander Graham Bell when
he had the phone work for the first time. That's amazing.
Which of you doesn't like this? Squirter ready whips the squirter?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Wee r like that one did not care for it.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I don't care about the delivery system as long as
it gets in my mouth. I love that delivery something.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
There's something that flavors off, the mixes off some wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
I like the artistic touch that it takes to apply
it to say a cupcake and.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You twirl and like it very much. By the way,
my oldest Golden Retriever, she's twelve, and she's had some
health problems recently, so so Dad has been really babying her.
So I have started giving her whipped cream on top
of her food like a massive popup.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Uh do what? She loves it? Oh, she rubs it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, and uh so last night I forgot to put
the whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Did you get the look?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And I put the food down and she went looked
at the food looked at me, looked at the food,
and I immediate, oh sorry, and I ran. She runs nevermind.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, and every time I get the dogs back from
a walk, they have to get those dried liver treats.
By the way, guys, I got the number ordering you
all more bags.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Thank you, thank you God.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
If I don't get they sit there and look at
me like, yeah, we're back.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
We did the walk.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
We both pooped, we did the walk. Where's the liver?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Buddy? Have you tried one? No?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I try your dog treats?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Right? I suppose I could. Oh, it's just it's I
love them.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I think chicken. I are the only two in here
that like liver.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, we've also I love living. I don't you just
sometimes ignore other us?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
That's because you're I just wish relatively meaningless. I just
wish would joshuay on and whether he likes chicken liver
or not, I don't you like beef liver too?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't. I probably have more liver than
honestly have anybody in this I have three times a week.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Do you cook it at home? Because it stinks up
the house big time.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't necessarily have that problem, but I also get
what's known as an ancestral blend. All my beef and
chicken are ancestral blends. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It means the animals.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Have their brother and that's ancestral blends. Is that tasty?
Those are a little more expressive the ancestral blend. Sorry bad,
you said it. We all have the livers and hearts
and some other things mixed in with the meat itself. Nice.
(12:01):
So I'm constantly getting it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, but do you fry it or boil it?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I brown it on the What are you you know
when you brown ground b for you brown.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Now, Califo, it doesn't steak up your house.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, it's mixed with the regular meet too, so it's
all right.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah, I'm not allowed to cook liver when there's certain
people in my house that would be any other human beings.
Uh No, We've got to get back to our letters.
If you want to send us a letter, we'd love
to hear from you, no matter what the topic. Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. And I promise no
more Frank's Appa poster emails we.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Need to get, but you mentioned it.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We got one A lady who in high school decopaj
that poster Honduit tray try there's a photograph of it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll have to do it a lonely lonely woman.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah, I'm still trying to find one of those posters
so I can place it in here. But like I said,
the one I found this day, it was fifty two bucks.
You know, a gag is a gag, but I think
a bag a gag. I'd say my limit is twenty
really yeah, yeah this. I love this letter of the
way it begins, Thank you, Arthur. It starts out sorry
to bother you at work. You'll like this one.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Chick.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Arthur writes, I had to take care of myself from
ages three to eleven. From fifth grade on while my
mom worked One evening, I pulled out Jiffy Pop and
began to make it on an electric stove. No, Jiffy
Pop is the one that comes with its own little
frying pan and you kind of rotate it over the
over the stove the cook top and it expands into
(13:31):
this globular foil thing.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's really cool. You shake it, Yeah, it's fun unless
you're polish. Then you then you shake the stove.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Don't know why we would attack our Polish friends. A
Polish man just ski down Mount Everest. I'd like to
see you do that. We American bigot. Arthur continues. I
smelled something burning when I was in the living room
eating my Jiffy pop, Arthur.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It was me.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh no, I had set the sleeve of my PJS
on fire.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Oh, they were smoldering. I went to the kitchen put
them in the sink. In the future, I rolled up
my sleeves.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I spent a lot of time at my house
when I was little by myself.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I know you did too too.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I set the back porch on fire when I was
about nine or ten. I was watching the Jerry Lewis
movie Marathon and making popcorn and you had to light
our stove. It didn't have pilot light. You had to
light a match and wow. So I let a match
lit the stove, got the popcorn going. I threw the
match out on the back porch. I thought it was
out and it wasn't. So eventually I go, yeah, I
(14:38):
was in one end of the house, the back porches. Yeah,
I got down. It was fully involved. When I got down.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Did you have a fire? Actually?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Uh no, I just kept throwing water on it. It
finally put it out when I had the black marks,
olivers had to wipe it down.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah did your foot?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Did your parents find out? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah no? Was there a bub? Oh? Exquisite beating?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Okay, oh my god, a good one into the house. Yeah,
free room now on my left ear still ring.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I got caught setting the fire on my deck and
my dad the classic punishment. Well, now you've got to
set the whole house on fire. Yeah, I'm gonna sit
here while you set the entire house. But it's out
of your system now, isn't it? Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
It worked? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, this is a lengthy letter, and i'm this is
a part of this is addressed to Josh.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
You were reading about the woman who wrote in saying
whenever she tastes.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Chocolate, she sneezes. Oh yes, Josh might know this. What
song has sneezing in it?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh? Someone sneezing in the words, Josh? Is a style?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It's the offshoot band from the Clash Big Audio Dynamite.
Oh yeah yeah the song the Globe. Oh if I've
heard it, I don't remember it. Yeah, that's like their
big biggest hit.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, Mick Jones, globe.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Is yeah, I think down at the globe hmm, yeah,
you'll recognize it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I bet yes, this is yes, absolutely, globe blessed.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Is that supposed to be sneezing? Yes, but again it's
supposed to be sneezing.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I've never put that together, no saying bless you at
the beginning of should I stare? Should I go? Where?
He right? Right? And he he samples that.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I think it's a sound, the sampling, and as a
joke he's saying bless Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, I don't think that. Okay, no, but I think
it's it's it implies. Yeah, artistically, it could be a
sneeze if you want to hear an artistic sneeze. I
believe we have an audio of uation of me sneezing.
I don't while doing some commercials, it's hanging in the
air somewhere. I had a conversation with my daughter, my
(17:04):
twelve year old. We're in the car and she's been
playing a lot of country music lately, and of course
a lot of Taylor Swift, which used to Taylor was
kind of country now popular. In any event, have you
heard the song Oklahoma Smoke show. It's actually pretty good.
(17:25):
Some of his stuff is amazing. But I'll play just
a little bit of it for you. Zach Bryan and.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
One you live and know, you're your small town smoke show.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
You're a small town smoke show. So I asked Finn,
do you know what a smoke show is? And when
she played the song for the fiftieth time, and it
is a very good song, and she had, of course,
had no idea that I explained, Chera, do you know
what a smoke show is?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, I know what a smoke show is?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
And is that strictly a reference, by the way, to
a lady that's incredibly attractive?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, I feel like I've used it in reference to men,
but I like to, you know, use those terms however
which way I can.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah, so a smoke show. A friend of mine used
to use it all the time, but he was kind
of a country guy, so maybe that's why. But if
someone's a smoke show, it's a super hot woman.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
We are aware of. Yeah, were you aware of that?
Of course? Yeah? Of course it's actually kind of dated.
You don't hear it nearly five years ago? Yeah, I
think it's very Yeah, very really. Yeah. Clayton Anderson had
a country song where the smoke show was one of
the main lyrics, and that was easily six years ago,
something like.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
That, I am so far behind.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, that's all right, but apparently we'll be right back
doing country by way of cold play. It sounded like
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, you don't not that you mention that is, we'll
be right back after this from Tom who truck? Can
you fit that into the other one? Oh? I think
it'll cut off the other Well maybe not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Pretty close.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
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