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I hope you had a great Mother's day, everybody, Christy
Lee especially, Yeah.
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I had a great Mother's day. Breakfast and bad breakfast
and bad.
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I made breakfast, But I now did not leave my property,
and I didn't have to go anywhere.
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About your property, me and your husband. I like that. Yeah, yeah,
you guys. You guys are absolutely hilarious. They're changing the
roles in Washington.
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I didn't have to cook, and then my husband and
I sat on our new patio or ports whatever and
watched Nonahs, which was the sweetest.
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About food and Grandma's and Italian.
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Oh I bet Andy enjoyed the hell.
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Out of that.
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we can watch.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
At halftime and what was the score? Nine or something?
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Vince von being all Vince Vaughn for two hours.
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Yeah, I love Vince Van. No, Gammy Pascadelli, isn't it friend?
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Yes, Sally coming up, we have a story about lightsabers
in the news, and you asked if anyone actually made them. Yes,
they do. I'm not sure if they actually can cut
through things. I doubt it. There's no way. But why
would that be any more dangerous than an actual just
regular sword cutting through things right the light? If it
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were actually a laser time, I'm not sure they can
limit the way the They go about what three feet?
Then they stop.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
That's that's what I've always heard scientists say, is the
problem with the lights They can't get it to stop.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
It said.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They said the same thing about the Adam bomb. Look,
we don't know if this is going to stop. That's
our big concern. They explode the atmosphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
But there are lightsaber lessons you can take, really and
there are There is a French lightsaber club and here's
a headlines people in Mexico learning lightsaber fencing at the
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Jedi Knight Academy.
Speaker 11 (04:45):
I don't think people in Mexico knew the word fence.
Who hang, Honestly, how's that taste?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Luke, I am your padre?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Then we have Yeah. France's Fencing Federation recognizes lightsaber dueling.
It is essentially fencing, it's sword fighting. Francis France has
a Fencing Federation. What am I saying? Of course they do. Yeah,
why wouldn't they? Am I the only one of the
things that Princess Leah's hair looks like kind of or
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quals all. They want to keep with the tradition, and
they always we'll find out more about lightsabers, et cetera,
et cetera. Right now it's time to examine some of
the letters that we get and find out what's on
your mind the letters. Hello, happy people. Let's see. Listening
to Tom talk about the Mile High Club we talked
(05:45):
about this last week, I get the impression that Tom's
idea of kinky sex is leaving the lights on. Yeah,
that is from a lady Carmela, because there we found
out about you're very traditional. There was a place where
and is it still active, the one in Las ve apparently, yes,
where you can join the so called Mile High Club
(06:07):
by and it's it's just one couple at.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
A time, right, Oh yeah, there was one pilot.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh yeah, and you go up.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Well you can add up to two more people, but
you have to pay extra for that.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh so you can't have and three way if you want,
you would.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Or four way, but there's weight restrictions, so it can't
be fatties.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No fatties. So the plane takes off. It's for safety.
The plus, the plane takes off and the pilot's up
front and the people in the back are it's.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
A very nice plane and it's decked out. It's got
you can even have dinner up there. I mean, it's
really nice.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You make it over the mountain, you'll thank me. Okay,
that is just that is so awkward and weird for
You're the pilot.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
We're going to be it's gotta be the easiest money
that pilot's ever made.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It'd be great for you. You have nose plugs the
last couple. Let me ask you this, has anyone in
your life, through all of your adventures way back to
Columbia There in New York City, has anyone ever known
at the exact time that you were having sex with someone?
(07:14):
Has anyone ever known that other than the person you're
having sex with came up on his door and there
was a tie yours knew you were the opposite? Is true?
Though nobody knew nobody no, no, I was, I was.
I was feigning sleep in my in my original my
first year dorm, right right right, Carmen Hall. There were
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two beds in this is the dorm in each room
to Columbia and at one point that yea. And at
one point one evening there was some activity going on
in the did you watch? No, I was. I wanted
desperately to go to sleep. I did not want to
be hearing this or it was. But I don't see
you even back then going hey Tom, you got are
(07:58):
you ready for that test tomorrow? More?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, I was banging it out with I don't see you,
because that's because a gentleman never talks, not like anybody
that I do. You remember the famous there, I have
a famous strak and probably tell it now because the
main person is deceased. Oh, we were going to be
interviewing this famous lead singer from a great Southern rock band.
(08:22):
Oh yeah, and Ronnie van zand no oh Greg Almond. Okay,
that'd be great, and so is the story. And it
was in the afternoon. We called up and got to
the hotel and got through to the hotel and you know,
we left to speak with him. Seven. Oh yeah, I'm in.
The guy inswers the phone. Hey, yeah, we're calling. We're
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supposed to do this interview with Greg whatever it was. Oh,
can he call you back? He's getting a bj see that.
That kind of specificity not really necessary. No, could have
just said, can he call you back in a few minutes.
He's busy. I really need to know that.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
But guy's a rock star. Everybody to know it, all right,
I guess?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
So I got a letter over here? Yeah, what do
you got? It comes to us from Brian, he said.
Dear Bob and Tom show Ace. Happy to see you
back in the studio. Can't wait for the joke of
the day, an outer of Asi's return. Can you do
all stories from the BBC? Do you want to explain
that job?
Speaker 10 (09:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah. BBC not only stands for the British Broadcasting Company,
but it also stands for something something in the world
of adult cinema. Hell yes, okay, now what have you got? Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Friends? Now, last week we talked about this anxiety technique
where if you're experiencing anxiety I saw online, you're supposed
to take your left hand, cover your left eye and
look up and breathe and your anxiety will go away. Okay,
so this Annett says, dear chick in quotes. I decided
(09:57):
to try your anti anxiety trick. Sitting in my kitchen,
I put one hand over my left eye, looked up
and breathed. I saw a spider on my ceiling. I
had to get up. I drug a step ladder and
a vacuum into the kitchen to eliminate the threat. I
hate spiders. Thanks a lot. She would have been none
(10:18):
the wiser from Kentucky.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
That's great. I had a spider in my eyelashes Saturday.
Oh holy hell, yeah, I went. I went, I put
my glasses on and felt something fall from my glasses
into my eye, and I went, oh, what is this bug?
And then it fell out of my face and then
I looked into the rear view mirror.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
It was.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I was in my car and there was a spider.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
You would have crashed your car.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm not as my little girl, one of my little
girls over the weekend came, I can't get in the shower.
Why not, there's a spider in there. There's the smallest
spider I've ever seen. Yeah. Sometimes that you got to
get a ladder.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
And oh, we live in the woods. We have bugs
all the time now all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, have to get up I'm trying to watch my
race and you come in here there's a bug and
they ad it go looking for it. I had one
of my garage that was the size of a softball. Yeah,
I'm not sure if it was a raccoon or a spider.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
We have a bug story here. Hello gang.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
When my wife and I were selling our house in
Texas last year, we had a particularly bad showing. This
lovely couple were touring the home and stopped in the
kitchen to speak with our realtor. My wife and I
were watching on our simply safe camera. All of the sudden,
the woman screamed, jumped back. A large cockroach ran across
her foot. Texas has large outdoor cockroaches, and one had
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found its way into our house during the showing. Needless
to say, they did not make an offer that would
be a deal breaker. Yeah, sorry about that, Dawsonville.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Now this is from Kristen. I would love to be
Josh's assistant for the Mile High Flight. Oh here we go. Oh,
I see the assistant does in banging it out? There
we go. You said you'd like to do that.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
I did not.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
I've just said that I've never been in the Mile
High club. But yeah, I wouldn't mind joining.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Why not? But isn't the whole idea of this that
it's done stealth lyon of commercial commercial flight?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's part of the thrill. I think
that's part of it.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, have to be a long flight over the Pacific,
the lights all out on the plane.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
We both have to just time it to go to
the bathroom. At the same time, we.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
All realize, whether you want to admit it or know
it or not, you are not capable of joining the
mile hid. There's no way you could look like I
can do it in Denver. I've done that. Oh yeah,
well that's the biggest revelation that you got laid in Denver.
All right, there we go, and the debate continues. What
is the best way to reheat pizza? And another vote
(12:51):
for throwing it in the frying pan? Yeah, we've heard that. Butter, well,
olive oil, But butter's good too. I I guess the
air fryer is one of the big things now, the
air fryer that that reheats it just fine, as opposed
to the microwave. Oh, don't ever do the microwave makes
the I don't know why, there's some sort of chemical reaction.
(13:13):
It makes the crust chewy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, I use my toaster oven, but it still doesn't
get cool.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
What I do is I take a slice and kind
of and put it into my toaster. Sure of, some
of the cheese drips down in the bomb. I've got
to pull out traydeways. I'm gonna go back to being
mean top Josh, are you familiar with having leftover pizza? Oh?
I did.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
That's a shot.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I have heard of such a thing. I'm sorry, I
couldn't resist. You know when you chuckle during I'm sorry.
It really doesn't land if you know what I mean. Yeah, okay,
I do. Uh what I do?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I take the cold pizza, I put a cold tray,
put it in the oven, cold oven, not on. Turn
the oven to five hundred with the pizza in, and
as it heats up, I give it ten minutes and
pull it out as crunching and melty.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I do the same thing with the toaster oven.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
But I don't wait for the oven to preheat. I
let it heat up with the pizza. Liftover pizza deserves
zero work. I'm giving it no effort, no dirt. I'm
not durning a dish for leftover pizza.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
You're doing cold? Yes, every time? It didn't matter the
top right. Oh yeah, I'll go back and forth.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I used to be a staunch cold pizza, but I'll
heat it up every now every now. I see, Well,
we have more pope news coming up. And we did
have the story over this. Are you guys over this
the pope? Yoh yeah, pizza the Pope. But we have
a new one. Great, But what about this story? Because
I well, I don't know about this, Josh, you probably
didn't see the news yesterday morning. No, I'm not ninety.
(14:48):
I don't watch that CPS Sunday morning.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Well, they're trying to younger, trust me, they can keep trying.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well, there probably have Sydney Sweeney topless on it. I'm
not skiing up. How about those? Where did those come?
Never mind tongue? Oh me. I was wondering if the
previous pope, remember he retired the prior to Francis. Yeah,
and I was kind of wondering if he was going
to pull a Brett Farv like retire and then come
(15:18):
back running the Lutherans or something.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Where is he hed.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Benedict? I think I broke it. Do you think you
ever told that?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I hope so.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I got some pope music. You got pope music. That's
the Jetsons, I believe.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Okay, I think you came in yesterday and learned that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh it took me. What's again? Patty g not here
this morning and does not needed? Obviously, I'm on fire
and the Ace is back as Walker has broken leg
et cetera, et cetera. Good to see you, Ace coming
up the east Cosby joke of the day. Okay, Well,
The Toms has released a limited edition trading card come
commemorating the election of Pope Leo x I V. The
(16:15):
card shows the newly elected pontiff greeting the faithful from
the balcony of Saint Peter's Basilica and features the text
habeas papam Leo x I V named first American Pope.
I don't know what habeas Papa means? Look that up.
Where's your English to Latin dictionary? Does it have like
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stats on the back like regular baseball used to play
for the Cardinals. Bat's left throws right.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It translates to we have a pope.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
We have a pope corpus, we have the body. We have,
show me the body, okay, and then there's habeas uh
cashow cashiers. That's right, yes, we have, and then show
me the money. Two hundred and sixty seven copies were
made of a white smoke variation a short print and
(17:09):
on their two hundred and sixty seventh Pope, So is
the notion that those will be worth more as a
collectible card? I guess I don't know. I didn't know.
What will they do like his rookie card and show him?
What do you call it when you become a priest?
Is there a ceremony? I assume yes, of course there is.
Do they take pictures like a graduation?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, and they throw their hats in the air. They
wear those skull caps right now.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
They don't throw their hats in the air, they don't.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I mean when they graduates called an they take a
photograph because that would technically be his rookie card, right.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yes, they would take a picture.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I have a before everybody's hung over at so that
would say that would say his real name is excuse me,
his birth name is Robert right.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yes, Pope, it was known as father Bob.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
I love that card would be this card oh you
think so. Yeah, of course all all major league baseball cards.
It's you don't have minor league. You don't have a
picture from when you're in the minors. Here's a can
of working card. Are there other pope trading cards? There
must be right, this isn't the first one, is it?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Don't all the popes have trading cards.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I wouldn't think think there's a series.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Why would they just start now? Yeah, maybe there's a
Francis and a Benedict and a John Paul two and.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, according to the stats on the back, he's batting
three twenty eight on his homilies, so that's pretty good,
not bad.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, of course he's hit nine bass is empty grand slams. Hey,
that's a half in mind.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I think this might be the first of the pope
training that.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I have a question? Does it come with a with
a little stick of godmor Is it a communion wafer?
Speaker 10 (18:54):
What?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Same flavor? Yeah? Save stillness.
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