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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 5 (01:01):
Why don't you come to bed early tonight? Honey, I
have to get up early for that Sports Illustrated swimsuit
shoot tomorrow. I'll do that thing you like.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Uh yeah, baby, I'll be going a minute. A great
way to get your morning started. This is bobbin Tom.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Extra hell everybody, thank you very much for joining us.
I look around the room and Jess Hooker's here. I
like your new haircut looks good. Oh, sorry, you're having.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No I was having some java house Okay, very good.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
My hair's growing out.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, looks great.
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And uh I fell asleep with it wet last night,
and so it's curly and I don't know it's my
hair's never been curly and now it's starting to be curly.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Hair.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What about your hair? What about her?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Gone?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
There's certain spaces where it's not there anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I started ordering the topper to pay things so we
can have to I've got a collection work.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We absolutely must do. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah, we have some letters well before okay, because we
also have hair in the news, we'll get to But
if you want to do her letter, go ahead, then
I'll get the hair story.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Hello, Boby top Show, Hey gang, my name is Oakdale
Bud here. I just wanted to show you some photos
of my work, which is the San Joaquin County Fairgrounds.
Photos attached are from Building two, built in nineteen fifty
seven and to my understanding, these urinals are part of
the original install, and these are female urinals.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
They are higher off the ground, and they do have
paper gaskets, So I'm honestly not sure if you sit
completely down or not.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
It looks like a male urinal that extends to twice
its length.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Wow. But once again and there, and they're.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
That's in case you shoot out instead of down, I guess.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
And they're like they look like they're factory made right porcelain.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Whatever you guys got going on, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I don't need that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I think they're basub I.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Based on your hardware, you might you might shoot a
different direction or.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You or you face it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What where is this you.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Would face it? I guess air grounds.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
The San Joaquin County Fairgrounds. The install took took place
in nineteen fifty seven.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This supposed to be an experiment that failed.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
You could stand over it, face it. Yeah, that's probably
what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh so you'd face the w yeah, I would, yes.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
And stand up. That's why it's a urinal. If you
were going to sit down, you just go to a
regular Toyah.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You just can't believe. I'm agreen with Christie.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I think to describe it, it looks like a giant
spoon and the.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
What yeah, with the handle.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, the handle of the handle is going away from
the wall and you would you would straddle that thing
and it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Can we hover anyway on a traditional No.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
We got on this topic because at Glastonbury, the big
fest music festival that took place largely last weekend, they
made a real big deal of their They collect all
the urine and they yeah, they turned it into what
do they turned it into? Was it fertilizer or something?
They collect all that it's that's it's a big earth
give the earth hug. And they had female urinals there,
(04:28):
so we were trying to figure out what a female
urinal was.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
That's interesting.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Well but yeah, so it's nineteen fifty seven and that's
from Oakdale, Bud.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So that didn't take off.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Apparently that didn't. I can see why that didn't work.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I mean, it would work, but I can see why
women wouldn't want to do it.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I mean, how would you if you if you were
if you were wearing pants, Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Back in fifty seven, a lot of ladies wore skirts
at the time.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
So pants on women, Yeah me for a second. So
you walk up, you face the wall. If you're wearing
a dress, you hike up your dress. Then what do
you do with your underwear?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Just pull it to the side.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You pull it to the side. Then then you have
to reach down there and kind of aim that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
You have to kind of adjust the We don't have anything.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
We don't have little.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I mean you can take Have you seen a woman's
he keeps it dark.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I only know it by I only know it by
mouthfeel man, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Really, I really do hope that's true that you are
you just you're just a master of cos I would
that would make me so happy.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Stay focused that long?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Should I be in the alphabet or something? Circles? I lost?
I lost it changed the supple p. I don't know
what I grab her ass, I don't know. Let me
think spell out the world word from this morning? Tom No,
(06:10):
I we just can't make up. Make a baby and
get out of here to do this this minors cap.
Thanks for the nice letter. We certainly appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yes, that's interesting, but that must be one of those
things that they thought this is going to take off
and it didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It looks like it. I don't see how would work
at all.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I see how it would work, but I don't think
I wouldn't use it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like I feel.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Urinals are like a space saver as well, two toilets
put together.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
This just dawned on me, Tom.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I think you'll agree the reason these female urinals have
not caught on is because guys would sneak in there
and do a major transaction in the female urinal, and
it would just lay there and then they they walk away.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Can show me the picture picture again, those are not
I forgot to mention this. They're not installs, right, They're
just up against the wall.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Le're in a stall. You can see the wall.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh yeah, you can't see Okay. I was going to say,
because that would that may be why it didn't take off.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't know why I didn't think that. Of course,
they're facing the wall, because that's the definition of urinal.
You face the wall, right, odd? Interesting do you ever
on a toilet?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Tom at home? Do you ever face the wall?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
A sandwich on the tank?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You've misbehaved and she makes you face the lot? I
don't I'm trying to think in the history of my life,
I see you.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I've driven the porcelain bus while vomiting. I have never
actually done a reverse, calling the dinosaurs a reverse. I
see you as ten or eleven years old.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Your Sad Sack comic book out there on the tank,
and you're just having a having the best sit down
in your life.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
No, your imagination is a certainly, I'm sure I probably
read a Sad Sack comic once on the toilet, but
not sitting backwards sad. Now, we did begin the week
with my odd story about the Philadelphia Airport when I
walked in the men room and there was a guy
side saddle on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I have since figured out what that was. What.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Well, that doesn't mean that you know that's what it was,
but I think I do think I know.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I've perceived a number of letters explaining what it probably was.
You're looking at me like I'm crazy. I walk, I
walk in the bathroom at the Philadelphia Airport.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It was just before or after your interaction with the
TSA lady.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Oh yeah, it was after I'd already gotten through customs
and the whole deal, and, by the way, barely welcomed
back into my own country by a very pissy immigration guy. Anyway,
I'm back, I was born here, here's my photograph, my passport.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I pay way too much. I pay way too much
in taxi.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
He acts like they don't have a computer system that
they can mark him on. Yeah, yeah, I thought you
had a hard time getting back in the country this time.
Wait till next time.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
This was like two or three years ago. I realized
they don't even need your boarding pass anymore. When you
go through TSA, they just run. They just run your license,
and they got they know where you are, what you're doing,
and how much your spend is the best.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I think that's why they got the eyeball thing.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Going to Yeah, yeah, the eyeball thing on the clearing.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
But yeah, So I walk in the men's room and
as you know, the stalls the doors are about a
foot off the ground. So I walk in, I look
straight ahead, not like I'm trying to find it, and
I can see this guy's got these super bright colorful
shoes on, but they're facing sideways. So the guy's obviously
sitting side saddle on a toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
So I don't know, I was.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Why what did what did people tell you it was
a medical issue?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I think it may have been a medical issue involving
a colostomy bag emptying. Maybe that would be it. That's
my only explanation. That's the best explanation I've heard.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I'm glad we revisited it.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Well, it takes all the comedy I was. I thought
it was some you know, weird kink.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Well, the guy was watching videos, but this camera, but also.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
That's where the glory hole was, and he was just
waiting for a friend to pop through.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
See that's another possibility. Yes, but the I asked you
in Minnesota, That's exactly where I was going with my conversation.
Remember the famous story of some politicians that allegedly had
the so called wide stance. He was sitting in a
toilet and he kicked the guy's foot next to him,
and they this apparently was some There was also this
(10:17):
homosexual and.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Kind of the code word I think was slurp. Slurp.
Remember I'm not.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Helping, Okay, I'm sorry, So we can move on from there.
But yeah, if that's what the guy was doing, so
be it.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes, all right, do you have to change the bags?
I just thought I just thought you got a.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
New bag, you have to clean them out?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No, no, no, I know you would have to, but
I would think you'd just get a whole new bag.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I don't think they're reusable.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Maybe you can empty it if you're in a situation.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I mean, God, bless the guy for dealing with it.
I didn't, I didn't know. I just I thought there
might be some comedy there. Clearly there isn't. Is this
a choice you can make?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
You can go to plostamy bags instead of actually putting
up with the muss and fuss using the toilet?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Well, no I did.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You would You wouldn't have to You wouldn't have to
leave the you stand bed all night, you won't have
to leave the globe of the television.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I have way too much memory because of my father
in law. And it's not a pleasant, of.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Course, a pleasant. Remember I told you this straight.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
In the early days of radio, we'd had to read,
we had to read those random public service announcements and
they would just come across you have a coloss to
me bag. No, no, it was the Ostimate Society or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It was called. Oh they would meet, yeah, they had,
and I and.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
I didn't know what it was these guys, these guys
with eight hands.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
What is this that would be like an octopus? Yeah?
I did that on the here thinking out clever and funny.
It was yikes.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Sorry reprimanded.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, it's my own fault.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I didn't know, but maybe they should put an explanation
on the announcement so I wouldn't screw it up.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
We have one more letter from Tom. From Ethan, Tom,
I wouldn't mention this, but I think this is something
you're really going to want to try, okay, and I'm
pretty sure you'll enjoy it. Dear Tom. I am a
daily listener. However, I've missed the last two weeks due
to being away on my honeymoon. I was wondering if
you could do a new segment called things we Learned
(12:15):
in the last two weeks from SOD so I can
get up to speed on what I missed. And given
that Josh is now quit, he's not here to oppose
the segment. Thank you in advance Ethan from Illinois.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, thanks, Ethan. How does that sound to you? Tom?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I think maybe we need to move on, But yeah,
Josh always hated the things we Learned segment.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, Stan bringing up the top.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
There's nothing funnier than him yelling at you. I thought
it me yelling at you, but he took it to
new heights.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
What do you think the best stories we had in
the last two weeks? Well, the guy, the guy that
set himself on fire and rode the motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I'll tell you something. Never let it be This question
should never be asked. Does chick know what he's doing?
I think the answer is yes. Go ahead, Tom.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
The boomerangs, that's the one you like them? One? Any
stories that? How about this? What?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
What song? Path that you did in the last two weeks?
I think was the best one. All of them were fantastic.
They were all tens.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I don't know, I don't remember. I move on, we
moved forward. Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Is the first one you did? Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
The one he wrote spontaneously? Yeah, let's do that. That
was great? What was it called?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
It was the one we did the I remember a
brand new feature in not a chat GPT but pat GPT.
We gave you just a few minutes to write a
brand new song yep, and it was based on a
news story. It was about a new story about the
first boomerang.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
I think that yeah, the world's oldest known boomerang, older
than scientists once believe, now estimated to be between thirty
nine thousand and forty two thousand years old. But it
was used for hunting, not sports, so it did not
come back.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Did not come back.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Clears in Poland that they just go ah, won't come back.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
This boomerang won't come back, forty.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Thousand years old. Maybe this relic had a crack once
upon a.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Time it came back around, but this one falls right
to the ground.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All who really needs that oo, really needs boomerang should
come back?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Was used for hunting, kman on the attack. Won't come back,
won't come back, won't come back, won't come back, won't
come back.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Lovely, that's great, really good.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
And speaking of Poland, that goes with Wimbledon. Igosuea Techus.
I think from Poland, she bowls. I know that the
women's final at Wimbledon it'll be Amanda a Samova. It
was from New Jersey. Oddly enough, she's America. Anigo sweet
tech are the women's finalist semi finals today?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Novak Oh, sorry, Djokovic not.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Loud enough and Yonic center Uh and Carlos escape from
Alcaraz and Taylor Fritz in the other semmer.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Okay, Ava that that got me, gave me a chance
to introduced a great song to you, guys you'd never
heard before.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No, it was a song. All right, you don't like this?
You never heard this one? This sooker great Oregon is
any words here at all? A little bit of a
rat ray Charleston, very words at all? This one he's
(15:39):
about a move. Say, yeah, really, I really do. This
was in a movie from my childhood.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I know it was yet I have to look it up,
but yeah, I'm pretty certain it was.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, I heard that song.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Mister Douglas Quintet. Their other big hit was called men Desino. Yeah, anybody, Yeah,
I don't know that one.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'd love to hear Mendosine. I like Mendosino a lot.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, I need to be reminded of the yah.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah. Yeah, Sir Douglas quint tittis bet we'd like to
thank all.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Of our beautiful quanni vers untry, but all the beautiful viborations.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
A right motormouth.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well different, Remember, technicals are different. I think eighteen is
technically a teenager. Yeah, it's a Mendocino. Great song Mendocino
was the prison that he had to go.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
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