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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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today the Mile High Club. Tell me about this and
a stupid world record. It's on the wig in just
a minute.
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Three things in every Arnold sports movie that you'll hear
one is his pain yell, and every movie has to
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Another thing he has.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
To say every movie at least once he has to say.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Get out. That's it. They're chasing after us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Caut another thing asked to say every movie at least once,
grab my hand.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's these three things.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Get out, clab my hand.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That made me think arn't should pay Jesus in his
next round. So remember the Bible when they're gambling in
the church, right, they had that flea market going on.
Jesus got upset.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
He busted in. You can't gamble here. It's God's temple.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ketl of course, remember the time he was walking on water.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I'm walking on water.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Peter was in the boat master, I'm coming out there
to see you.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
No help, I'm drowning.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I can't swim.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Clab my hand.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And of course, then of course the ending scene, which
is the worst part.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'll be back.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
This is Bob and Tom Exge.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
And we don't have an official ruling on this Mile
High Club controversy. But once again I'm saying, I thought
you said you had the official ruling. I waited, but
how about this all right? We asked about can you
join the Mile High Club on a Greyhound bus? Now obviously. No,
how about your driving on a greyhound bus driving through Denver.
There you go, See that would be possible. But see
(02:37):
that that takes away the notion of being aloft. We
do have this nice letter here. This comes to us
from uh. We'll just say m My wife and I
are not officially in the Mile High Club, but we
were on a train and they had nice big bathrooms.
(02:58):
We call it the mile Long Club.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I think that's that's very cute. That works.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Okay, Yeah, you guys keep me laughing and my blood
pressure low every morning, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
That for you.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Will be your status.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That what you said.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
The opposite, Yeah, listeners, never forget the sacrifice were.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think there's your next parody.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
So will be your stat lower your blood pressure to
state Nyland little. I'll take manhattanthetically incorrect. Yeah, that's the cholesterol,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? That hey, you know whatever.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Sometimes you're swinging, miss, I'll call that one rarely swinging miss.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You're right, well, swinging miss. I thought you said swinging dicks.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Oh, if you're talking swinging.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Well a different topic. Indeed, there suld be DJ by
that name here, swinging dick swinging dick. He did weekends. Absolutely,
he's San Diego.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Pretty good. Yeah, great, great jockey. Okay, wait a minute
on the air, called himself that name.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
That was his name? Base, Am I right? Swinging dick?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Remember that, does it? It's just agree with me? God, yeah,
now get upset about it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I'll call Dan, Yeah, swinging dick. He was in the air.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is it true?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Isn't it true that radio personalities don't like being called jockeys.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
DJ disc jockeys.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I have never cared for DJ now means although I
don't know what you would call me. DJ now means uh,
someone who does you know stuff live and points to
the ceiling from their laptop.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
But with the way Tom just said, oh yeah, he
was a good jock. That sounds so cool to me.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Jacks, yeah, jock. Do you remember swinging dick, dangerous dick?
Dangerous him?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I know, well, his dick wasn't dangerous. It was off
there swinging. Yeah, exactly, You're not gonna have a I
like it. I loved his name, and he was a
pretty funny guy. Dangerous dick odd last name, which is
more offensive dangerous dick or swinging dangerous?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Dangerous?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, swinging Swinging Dick is more provocative, and it sounds
like there's a lack of consensuality. I've got, you know,
the dangerous does yes, Swinging dick sounds like you didn't
ask for it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's like a Louis k thing. Hey, I didn't ask
for that.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Which would you want to be a part of a
dangerous situation or a swinging situation?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Swinging?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
We were playing.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Chocolate?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Okay, that's some good, right? Could we get the show
back in the rails? What's what's going on over there?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Christie?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I think we've completed our sports broadcast.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yep, there's my ride. All right, thank you? Good world
record or a world record? No, not today, I.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Had well, I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Was too stupid, too stupid. Its real.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I got to hear it now, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
What if it's the coolest record? Long jump?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
A group of siblings from Spain Wait a minute, and
the Pinta and the Santem, a group of siblings from Spain,
have honored their late parents by breaking the Guinness World
Record for the largest collection of dog related items.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Now you know me, I love my right up your alleys,
that's everything.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I love dogs. But this is just so dumb. That's
so vague. Dog red it Like what so what do
we got here?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Picture? Is this an outdoor grill? They love steaks?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Okay, Rosa Galabardes, Uh, Siesta Galvez. I began collecting dog
figurines when she was around sixteen, was around sick. Her
supportive husband, whose name is Maria gabbarro Garawa. This is yeah,
(07:07):
Uh only contributed while she was alive, but he kind
of kept his wife's collection going after she passed away.
Oh not only I see, so she croaks. This guy
starts kipping the dog stuff. So now the kids have
taken that. They've collected more than two thousand dog related figurines.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
You know, you know I hate figurines. You know you
know I kind of didn't know that. Oh yeah, how
do you feel about the word nicknack?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I hate nick knacks. I don't like superfluous crap on
my desk.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
And he's like clutter over there. This is not clutter.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
This is important. This is documentary. Now look at the difference.
I have nothing over here. Chick has little little toys
and figurines and this little statuettes figures.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Do you guys like this segment idea. It's called tell
Me About This, and it's just I walk over, grab
something off.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, tell me about it now? I love, I love.
There's nothing over here except for the give a shot.
Let's get a shot. I love this.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Hello, and welcome to the Bob and Tom Shows feature
tell Me About This, hosted by Josh Arnold. Let's go
line down at Josh Arnold over by Tom's.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Desk, touch me making the situation. He's making a choice.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Right now here it comes, and here's Josh with the
first episode of tell Me About This, Tom, tell Me
about this? Those are those? Are my needle nosed players?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Or you have them at your desk?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You can?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I can? I if I guess, can we make it
part of guessing what they're for.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
So a lot of people own needle nose play, sure,
but I'm going to venture to guess a lot of
people do not have them at their work desk.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You know what I need to I need to excuse
myself from this because I know what he uses those fours.
So if anybody else I do so. If anybody else
wants to make make it to open some kind of
can or you're very very close, you're very very close.
That's part of my opening kit.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
What you say it's a it's on it's a label
use and on label label use. Yes, I would say
it's something that plyers are good for.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, what he's not I don't know, pulling his socks
off with.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
These like what you said, pulling nose hair out.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, that's your large nose hair.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
See it from here for nose nose hairs. Of course
I have my those hair clippers. Of course in my drawer.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I don't have the work. Once again, these are need
on those flyers. So Tom, don't tell me about this.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
It's part of my path opening packages.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
It's an opening package packages.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Not only I thought you need on those piers exclusively
for your your drinks and coffee things that that lids
are too tight, yes, if yeah, those Starbucks. It's can't
Starbucks if you've got a Starbucks iced tea, which I
don't get anymore. But when I used to those lids,
it's impossible to get them off. About the needlenose players,
(10:09):
they're used to get off the So these were primarily yes,
and then I have a pair of regular scissors. We
know that I have my razor knife. What and then
I have my heavy duty plastic scissors for cutting through
stuff that's packaged too tight. Oh yeah, some of those clamshows.
But I don't have any superfluous statuettes. These are all tools.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Okay, you know what, Tom, thank you for telling me
about that.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Our first episode of Yes, if you, if you say, Ben,
tell us about this.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
If you work in.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
An office and you do get Starbucks, I would recommend
switching to Java house where you don't need to have
needle nose, although you know something, you could use the
needlenose on your Java house to peel delicious if I
wanted to enjoy this delightful coldbrew Columbian right now, so
you could go.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
But you don't have to though.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
But again, these are tools that I use on a
daily basis. Okay, all right, we learned about this until
next week. The only kind of junkie thing I have
here over here is my junior sized ABA basketball, which
I have in honor of a program to help support
the great veterans of the a BA who are not
getting the pensions they deserve yet.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yes, and check out the waiting game.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
And I have one other little nicknack.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
What is it you're getting ahead of yourself a week.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
It's it's an Otis elevator metaln star. What kind of
an emblem that would go on? Maybe the door because
as you know, Christy, I'm brand loyal.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
If I arrive at a building and the elevator's not
an Otis, I take the stairs.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Brockefeller Center has making it up many stairs late.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
The building.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
What a guy to have this heart surgery? What a
dumb idea. Okay, that's our first episode of What's over There?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
What's the What's over there? I'm renaming.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I'm renaming the show.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Hey, what's over there? That's a tree? This has been
What's over There? You had to rename your segment.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Good god, because we live in a culture in which
they had to. They've child proofed everything, and they they've
made it open proof. It's almost impossible to open anything
anymore as you get older, especially especially Here's the thing though.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Those Starbuck lid lids can be tough to get off,
but you're not you're not. If you're not get over
it's not coming off that. Yeah, but a lot of
people don't have to take it off because you can
sip through the thing just fine.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I know you don't care for that.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
When you know God that ruins coffee. You don't like
the I think the I think the opening of coffee
is really holding on.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
What ruins coffee?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Tom, the plastic lid with a little hole in it.
You've got to take You've got to take your tongue and.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Are you telling me take your tongue in?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Are you trying to tell me that a little slit
has run a cup of coffee for you that you
put your tongue in. No way to talk about a barista. Okay,
I found Okay, here's one. Here's one of these things.
See they're great for the car.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
They are.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
That's not that's not what you need help you're talking
about the no, no, but just doesn't like it.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
All right, you don't drink coffee. It ruins it. You're
really turn in the car. It does not because doesn't spill. No,
take it off. Yeah, it has good flow and excellent
I believe Drew.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
I think I think Drew Hastings pointed this out. It
reminded him and of of certain oral activities.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Something. Yes, you're searching for the hole with your tongue.
I don't find that.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Thing that's on camera now Oh no, I'm just it
was hidden behind the mike. Man, I'm glad I didn't
wasn't looking.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
What's the name show?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
What's the name of this show?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Tell me about this?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Tell me about you. Imagine that that to him and
that face and that tongue coming at you.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
My Yeah, you like drinking coffee through that I do
in the car, like the way it cascades over the tongue.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It doesn't.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
It's perfectly you're tasting. You're tasting plastic.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You're really not.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, you really are. You're tasting plastic. It doesn't melt,
you know, then?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I also you're also aware that I don't like eating
food off paper plate.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Do you taste the paper? I didn't know that one?
Is it because they're flims? Well, now you've got really
you got a whole to a picnic with China if
you insist on.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Like if I'm home last night, I got a nice
salad to go again alone by yourself.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
You put it in a bowl when you got home.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Yeah, I put in a nice plate. Eat like a
civilized human beings, sit down with a nice tast right out.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Of the box. You don't care, you guys, right, in
the garden.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Am I an animal?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
What about those great Chinese food? That's perfect. Oh that's
the best.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
That's one of the best things about it.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
The a leak.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It was Chinese boxing, but not often they got it down. Yeah, yeah,
they put We've also had card more on the bottom.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
We've all had a leaky one. But that's that is
the exception for sure. Yeah, those they do have. I
also don't like to walk and hold coffee and drink
it at the same time.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Well, that's I'm not surprised to anyone, I don't think.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Yeah, recently at the state recently at the State Fair,
I got a nice iced tea and I went and
sat and drank and set and drinking. I like a
civilized human being. I don't walk around.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Old man, old old. I went to the State Fair.
I had a nice cut of coffee.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
All those young punk and said, hey, Fatty, the tattoos
hear make you look any thinner? Yes, I'm on board
for tom Yeah, public place, enjoying a drink on a bench,
but hackling everybody, like really loudly.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I want to hear more of.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
You're eighty over, lady.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
You don't need the tattoos in.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Your leg love it. You know.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
He used to sit and heckle up in Michigan at
some boat dock and they almost always someone would back
their boat into deep into the water, and he goes.
He would sit there and go, you got it's too far,
it's too far, too far, and then he gets stuck
on the moss or whatever the.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Hell you got algae?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, can you imagine wouldn't you go over
there and just hit him with the tire?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Oh my god, with an oar.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Oh right here, car on you.
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