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Monkeys Escape Bananas and Josh's Pizza Rant.
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Right, everybody had that relative in their family who lies
like a dollar. You know, he's always kind of a
loan shows up just kind of unannounced and in our
family's name. Was Benford Smith Wilson. We call him Uncle b.
S you walk up to him, I wanna be us.
Where were you November the twenty second, nineteen sixty three.
I don't remember you twenty second, nineteen sixty three. Let
(01:17):
me thank a second that today everybody's supposed to remember
where they was. I was working at a school book
depository in Dallas, Texie. Haughton Mifflin had just come out
with that new math and had them real thick math books,
and it's hard to pick them math book boxes up
by yourself. And I told him, y'all got to get
some marind there to help me with these dang boxes.
(01:37):
And they hired a thought he named Harvey something. I
can't even think of his name. He been in a
Marine Corps and I, of course in the Navy for
five years, and he kept bragging about what a great
shot your Marine Corps was as opposed to you Naval forces.
I said, I tell you what, you little pink, cold
comedy bastard. This afternoon at lunch, I want you to
(01:58):
go back to your boarding house and your rifle. I
got two tickets to the Texas Theater. Says you can't
hit that man, hole cover down there by that grassy nose.
You know, he cracked off four shots dawn for preside
the United States didn't happen to drive by at that
exact moment. We felt bad about that, Uncle Bs, Where
(02:21):
were you? June sixth, nineteen forty four Junior sixth, nineteen
forty four metal detector salesman Normandy France. They scouring the
beach at four in the morning, and black socks and sandals,
helping a gay glass blower named Jean hunt for a friendship.
Bracelettly dropped out of a parspeedos earlier that evening.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I look out in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Tom Hanks and one hundred thousand surfers come running at
me with ugly ass, green wetsuits and enough luggies to
keep a team of bell hops busy for about a month.
A bullet from a sand dune parts my hair. Jean
takes shrapnel in the ass. I drag him to a
suntan lotion stand and wrapped his button the beach towel tourniquet.
My guy her counters beat them like a dope dead
(03:05):
to crack hows picnic, I said Joan. With this many
bullets in the beach. I think you and Todd can
forget about that bracelet. Hucle Bs, where were you in
March eighteen thirty six? Life insurance salesman the Islam mold
st kick you Countain Mexicans trying to get a big
(03:25):
fellow and a coonskin cap to convent seventeen buddies from Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They were in good hands with old.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I said, don't let them Mexicans get over that wall, fellas,
they'll have this place sheet rocked in about an hour
and a half. Hugle Bs, where were you December twenty fourth,
one hour BC. Decembry you twenty fourth, one hour BC
working as a part time night desk clerk Bethlahem, Israel
(03:56):
place call the North Star Motor Lodge booked up out
the rear end, trying to get my Caesar SUNCSUS forum
filled out and stuck a coke machine all the same
cup to my ass and caffeine free dot Dr Pepper.
Some cartenter strolls in with a pregnant wife, a tired mule,
and a bad attitude, trying to strong arm me into
(04:19):
throwing two Roman soldiers out of room one oh seven.
I told him Jesus christ Man, we're in the people pleasing.
I'll go bes, where are you? December nineteen fifty five.
City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama Wrestling is stirring wail, trying
(04:39):
to get a fourteen year old to turn Elvis down
so I could figure out how many black people I
can squeeze on still have room up front for the
white folk. Best looking woman in North America crawls on
my bus proside hair, legs up to her hind end,
forty deep cups, stearing me right square, and I'm hoping
she'll sit in the third seat from the front. My eyebawling,
(05:00):
see I look up in the rearview, mirroreddam of Rosa
Parks ain't in my eyebowling. I can sit here and
look at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get
her to get up and give the mess nude all
about I hears Rosa nose. I ain't had a date
in six months. Picks today to turn into a civil
rights Marty just goes to show every time, actually a
(05:23):
good looking woman somebody makes a federal okay shout out.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
If you asked for it, you got it. More Bob
and time. This is Bob and Tom Exter.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
We have a Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance new
says we have our monkeys story.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
This is scary.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Several monkeys escaped from a truck that overturned on a
Mississippi highway. The Jasper County Sheriff's Department warrens monkeys were
aggressive and there are three still on the loose. The
Reese's monkeys had come from Tulane University.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What's a Reese's monkey chick? Filled with peanut butter.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
It's not clear who owns them, who transporting them, or
where they were being taken. The Sheriff's office said that
they no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well this makes no sense.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
So that you've got some guy driving a truck, and
can they go where the monkeys come from?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Was he gonna say, I don't know, Well.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
He picked up a load and somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
One would know where he picked it up. I would
think at.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Tulane and they were on their way to New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But they don't know where in New Orleans. What do
you want to know?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, what do you want to know?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm with Tom on this?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
It says it's not clear who owns the monkeys or
who was transport.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
You really want to go into this, You don't want
to go into this. Let's leave it at that.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Why.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm sure it's for some sort of study.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Or yes, I'm sure it is.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What they loaded with.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
The monkeys were not exposed to any infectious agent, even
though originally it said they were full of COVID and hepatitis.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, so who believes that not everything is a Morgan
Freeman movie.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, in this case, I think it is really.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
The Sheriff's Department, said the driver.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
And I clearly saw photographs of these monkeys jumping out
of bed that I just want to say, all over.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
The Sheriff's Department said. The driver of the overturned truck
told law enforcement the monkeys were dangerous and needed to
be handled using personal protective equipment.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I also heard that they all but three have been destroyed.
Was in quotes. No way, yeah, they're not. Just they're
not recapturing these things. So that also tells you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that's sad, sad, but.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Better to test things on monkeys than people, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
I got some people.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'd test some stuff me too. Is it fatal?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Painful? Why are you both looking at me? What I
do you.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Have a song to make this happy?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Here we come loosen of asked for it, loosen on
the streets, fell out the.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Back of a truck, hungry and nothing.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Hey, hey we're loose, monkys making Reese's smoke ass sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He sees we are flaying and if you try and
put us down, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
See tute, I'm so happy Boys Heart, I love that song.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
He co wrote that. But you know, I mentioned that
I just lost one of them, said they didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We didn't lose him. He died.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, you know, that's an elegant way to say that
we missed them and we respected their work. Got a
Boys and Heart failure. So you you thought about that?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Yeah, I went, hey, there was a human who died,
and I went, all, I don't care about that person.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm making a light joker. You know, he originally hooked up.
He was partners with Chuck Berry, his first group Boys
and Barry. God lady, it's all been rescued. Thank you, Patt.
Just like that, you totally redeems very much.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
What a monkey's eat bananas. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
New research suggests bananas could be sabotaging your smoothies health benefits.
This is the what scientists at the University of California
Davis investigated how a certain enzyme found naturally in many
fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Prety cured cancer. So they're going after the bananas.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
The facts how the body absorbs flavonol's com bounds link
to improved hard and brain health.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And now with flavonol, they discovered doesn't that taste good?
Is that what it's got? It taste great? Has all
the flavor?
Speaker 7 (09:36):
And participants who drank a banana smoothie nearly eighty five
percent lower flavonol levels compared to a berry smoothie. What
if you combined the two Because I put a banana
my berry smoothie.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, let's talk about this for twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I will go on record as saying, oh God, the
banana split is totally overrated. As a kid, I always
wanted to go to dairy Queen. I'd go out and
my folks and I always wanted to get one. They
let me get a banana split.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Delicious, awful?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It depends on Yeah, you don't put any apple O
the pineapple that's all that makes a double off.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Extra research bananas is still nutritionally beneficial, but suggest you
avoid mixing them with flavor and all heavy foods like berries, grapes,
or cocoa.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I have switched to mango. I use mango in instead
of bananas. You wouldn't no texture, Yeah, yeah, exactly. The
consistency is the exact same. Yeah, well this is. But
this is the reason that tequila and beer are good
for you. There's no banana.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That's exactly what say onion rings too.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
You use mango. You use a mango in your instead
of banas. Yeah, but and there's no.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Difference consistently consistency.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Feel frozen mangoes?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, you fraze them so they makes it a lot
more like a milkshake.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
But I also check. There was a test I had
done of what I should and shouldn't be eating in bananas.
It's something I personally shouldn't be no kidding.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, and didn't you You had a lot of silliam
husk to cut down in the hour and a half
you spend in the toilet every day.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I do have.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
I do take cilium husk, yes, and I also eat
plenty of fibers foods like pizza, fiber flakes. Yeah, pizza,
you know what, you know what?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's every now and again. No, no, please continue again.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I get a little angry because we have the world's
foremost pizza eater in the studio, a man who ate
pizza for every.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Meal one month, one month. Yeah, and I'm the pizza guy.
In all truthfulness, he's so upset. You lie. You eat
more pizza than I do.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
I promise you, I guarantee that's true. You eat pizza
a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't make pizza do other night, Yes I didn't.
I was too easy eating. That'swee.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
We have found out that if you like, if you
want to sweat, you want to make your own pizza.
By the way, I recommend I was going to ask
you how much the pizza cost.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That's the thing. The Trader Joe's a pizza dough, not
the garlic. But that's the light. It is good. That's
a really good I recommend it highly. But you can
go to you can go to Trader Joe's or or
Whole Foods or Kroger and get all the ingredients to
make a pizza and for fifty bucks you can make it.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Make the same pizza you can buy it many many
reputable pizza places.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You can buy it for twelve bucks.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, but it's about the journey though, it's it's about
the journey, just for fun. What type of craft do
you have slated for the girls this afternoon?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
And or how are you reckon their day?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Because they want to stay in the room, maybe color,
maybe watch a video, maybe play with their dolls or whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But your here, he comes, I gotta look at my
my thing here.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Hold on at your calendar.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Image pumpkin related?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Is there?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I think they go?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Man, we got to entertain dad.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Let's give him something that.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I have my skylight app Let's see, you're what we
got highlight?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Calendar? Shows what the kids are doing today? And let's see.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah we got to work it was responsible for picking
them up and.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh yeah we don't have art class today. So just
work out and tutoring. Okay, so pretty easy. So no,
not nothing tonight like.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Workout in tutoring. So they have to work out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You can't let your kids get flabby. Only my parents
have works me out. I probably would have been.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Just go outside and play.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You eat a cookie a lifetime on a moment on
your lips, A lifetime on your hip. You know, you
don't want to go outside. They might run into those
wild reeseiss monkeys get a chlamite. I don't know, some monkey.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
The original story said they all had herpes, ppsia and COVID.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Right, Yeah, then they backed off on that real quick.
You can't tell them the truth.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Look at panic.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
I'm skeptical, but don't you think they probably get kind
of sick the same way we do, and they wouldn't
feel like wilding or whatever going on.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
They're probably miserable.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, if they were loaded with that stuff to say COVID,
I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
It seems weird that they get picked up at a
university and the university denies that they're being experimented.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
This was denied that they were they were infectious. That's
what they deny. They did not deny they were not
being researched, if you will.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Maybe they were being researched in in good ways. Maybe
they were how many orgasms monkey? Maybe they were all
were they're all joining frats. You're the guys at FIGIs
have a new monkey?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Have you heard the orgasm? Studied?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
The foods are created equal. There are at least five
foods that dentists eight.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
This is according to mental flaws. Sure, dentists despise Number one.
Dried fruit raisins, figs and apricots have a sticky texture
that clings to enamel and traps natural sugars against your teeth, increasing,
of course, the risk of.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Cabin I have a question, wouldn't you if you were
a dentist, if you want that new boat?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't you want your clients to have need a lot
of dental work?
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Will I pass out raisins when I leave? I don't
know about you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Apples.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Apples widing into an apple whole can chip enamel or
damage filling.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Call him.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Not just apple hole? Okay?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Dentist instead recommend cutting apples into slices.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And how do I eat mine in slices?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
How do I eat mine in slices? I like them
in slices.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Kind of on the air.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
You'd never hear me crunch and slurp every now and oh,
I'm sorry, Remember you to stop eating.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Remember that you got a text yesterday about it? All right?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Five foods dentists hate. White bread. Refined white bread breaks
down into sugar as you sho, while the gummy texture
packs food in between the gaps of your teeth, increasing
the risk of cavities.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
This study, done by the Rye Bread Institute, further sale
of our The.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Same goes for other starchy foods like rice, pasta and
potato chips.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
And they did this whole study in BLTs. Now whether
or not they're good for you? Did you see that
study out of the Mayoaklinic?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Was that cute?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's cute?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
You can't you know, you can't have for a second,
this is the problem. I thought you were serious that
what Why would anybody study BLTs other than an opportunity
to have a bl T, which is delightful every day.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You can't have a BLT without mayonnaise?
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Yeah you can?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
No, Yes, avocado BLT no BLTM avocado?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well what about miracle.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
I do like avocado.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm over miracle whip because I grew up on it.
Then't do it.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
I much prefer regular manager bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise sandwich.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
It's a belt bacon lettuce.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I'm sure a dairy farmer would endorse miracle whips. Miracle
whip is nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Let us put.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Any wet ingredient on your bal teeth.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
I don't put a wet ingredient on any of my sandwiches.
Oh none, none, mustard.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
No, wonder you're so dry. Look at her.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Dry.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I'll be if I don't find the bathroom key.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
That was just recently.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Popcorn not only popcorn can get stuck, of course, between
your teeth. How you eat popcorn us can wedge into
gums and cause irritation or infection.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Dry with salt, with salt.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
God, just now, I will confess I had to go
to the dentist once to get a pop piece of
popcorn removed my gum.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I broke two teeth to have two crowns because of
those little tiny peanuts that are in.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
What's the Indian food that I like?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh well, you're bad time bad tie. Oh yes, your
teeth on him?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
And then the last one is ice. Chewing ice is
one of the fastest ways to damage your tooth.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Of now, I ate so much Thai food just to
please my dentist. I thought it might curry favor. Am
I on fire to there what I like.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Or what I really feel like.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'm suddenly reading humor and unifamily My Dad's readers digest
from the fifties.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Every now and again, I go, you know, I should
say something that would please my grandparents.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Just talk about weanies.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Sweet chewing ice can also cause splintering of your teeth,
wear down fillings, and even crack your crowns.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The number five is ice.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Yeah, okay, chomp a lot of ice.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
And I recently learned from Josh and Jason that's a
sexual thing.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I didn't know. I've never heard that.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
And I'm always in your sexually frustrated if.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
You chomp, I psychologists say, if you chomp ice, you
want to have sex with pack.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Fact, it's true. What you're the one for a second boy.
So I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
I mean that just hate dried fruit not bad for you,
Apple's great for you. White bread, we all know it's poison.
Popcorn fine, right, ice fine? So just brush your teeth
and be careful. Yeah, stick to ice cream.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And yes, ice cream is the answer. And then meth
and uh and fruit roll ups me mountain. Did you
notice soda not on this list?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
No candy?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, milk dud's not on this list. Like an almond
that'll crack milker than a peanut. Milk Dutch.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Tom, you like a milk, I don't. I can't remember
last time I had a milk. Yeah, I don't ever
have to have What is it that's chocolate covered?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
What I don't know? Is it car It's a dot
of milk. They make milk and some milk doesn't cut
it now, that's right.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Sometimes on the show we have a group like you've
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Speaker 2 (20:09):
Sure, Sometimes we have a dud of jokes at times.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
This morning.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I enjoyed those last few. I wasn't swinging for the fences.
I just wanted to get on base. That's a smile.
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On the Big Show Today.
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Monkeys Escape Bananas and Josh's Pizza Rant.
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It's on the way.
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Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's the TV shows,
I just tap into the truth.
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That's what I bring to every project, Ladies and gentlemen,
Isaac Keys. People always ask, how do you make it
to the NFL? How'd you get to act? There's a
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Right, everybody had that relative in their family who lies
like a dollar. You know, he's always kind of a
loan shows up just kind of unannounced and in our
family's name. Was Benford Smith Wilson. We call him Uncle b.
S you walk up to him, I wanna be us.
Where were you November the twenty second, nineteen sixty three.
I don't remember you twenty second, nineteen sixty three. Let
(01:17):
me thank a second that today everybody's supposed to remember
where they was. I was working at a school book
depository in Dallas, Texie. Haughton Mifflin had just come out
with that new math and had them real thick math books,
and it's hard to pick them math book boxes up
by yourself. And I told him, y'all got to get
some marind there to help me with these dang boxes.
(01:37):
And they hired a thought he named Harvey something. I
can't even think of his name. He been in a
Marine Corps and I, of course in the Navy for
five years, and he kept bragging about what a great
shot your Marine Corps was as opposed to you Naval forces.
I said, I tell you what, you little pink, cold
comedy bastard. This afternoon at lunch, I want you to
(01:58):
go back to your boarding house and your rifle. I
got two tickets to the Texas Theater. Says you can't
hit that man, hole cover down there by that grassy nose.
You know, he cracked off four shots dawn for preside
the United States didn't happen to drive by at that
exact moment. We felt bad about that, Uncle Bs, Where
(02:21):
were you? June sixth, nineteen forty four Junior sixth, nineteen
forty four metal detector salesman Normandy France. They scouring the
beach at four in the morning, and black socks and sandals,
helping a gay glass blower named Jean hunt for a friendship.
Bracelettly dropped out of a parspeedos earlier that evening.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I look out in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Tom Hanks and one hundred thousand surfers come running at
me with ugly ass, green wetsuits and enough luggies to
keep a team of bell hops busy for about a month.
A bullet from a sand dune parts my hair. Jean
takes shrapnel in the ass. I drag him to a
suntan lotion stand and wrapped his button the beach towel tourniquet.
My guy her counters beat them like a dope dead
(03:05):
to crack hows picnic, I said Joan. With this many
bullets in the beach. I think you and Todd can
forget about that bracelet. Hucle Bs, where were you in
March eighteen thirty six? Life insurance salesman the Islam mold
st kick you Countain Mexicans trying to get a big
(03:25):
fellow and a coonskin cap to convent seventeen buddies from Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They were in good hands with old.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I said, don't let them Mexicans get over that wall, fellas,
they'll have this place sheet rocked in about an hour
and a half. Hugle Bs, where were you December twenty fourth,
one hour BC. Decembry you twenty fourth, one hour BC
working as a part time night desk clerk Bethlahem, Israel
(03:56):
place call the North Star Motor Lodge booked up out
the rear end, trying to get my Caesar SUNCSUS forum
filled out and stuck a coke machine all the same
cup to my ass and caffeine free dot Dr Pepper.
Some cartenter strolls in with a pregnant wife, a tired mule,
and a bad attitude, trying to strong arm me into
(04:19):
throwing two Roman soldiers out of room one oh seven.
I told him Jesus christ Man, we're in the people pleasing.
I'll go bes, where are you? December nineteen fifty five.
City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama Wrestling is stirring wail, trying
(04:39):
to get a fourteen year old to turn Elvis down
so I could figure out how many black people I
can squeeze on still have room up front for the
white folk. Best looking woman in North America crawls on
my bus proside hair, legs up to her hind end,
forty deep cups, stearing me right square, and I'm hoping
she'll sit in the third seat from the front. My eyebawling,
(05:00):
see I look up in the rearview, mirroreddam of Rosa
Parks ain't in my eyebowling. I can sit here and
look at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get
her to get up and give the mess nude all
about I hears Rosa nose. I ain't had a date
in six months. Picks today to turn into a civil
rights Marty just goes to show every time, actually a
(05:23):
good looking woman somebody makes a federal okay shout out.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
If you asked for it, you got it. More Bob
and time. This is Bob and Tom Exter.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
We have a Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance new
says we have our monkeys story.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
This is scary.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Several monkeys escaped from a truck that overturned on a
Mississippi highway. The Jasper County Sheriff's Department warrens monkeys were
aggressive and there are three still on the loose. The
Reese's monkeys had come from Tulane University.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What's a Reese's monkey chick? Filled with peanut butter.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
It's not clear who owns them, who transporting them, or
where they were being taken. The Sheriff's office said that
they no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well this makes no sense.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
So that you've got some guy driving a truck, and
can they go where the monkeys come from?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Was he gonna say, I don't know, Well.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
He picked up a load and somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
One would know where he picked it up. I would
think at.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Tulane and they were on their way to New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But they don't know where in New Orleans. What do
you want to know?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, what do you want to know?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm with Tom on this?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
It says it's not clear who owns the monkeys or
who was transport.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
You really want to go into this, You don't want
to go into this. Let's leave it at that.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Why.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm sure it's for some sort of study.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Or yes, I'm sure it is.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What they loaded with.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
The monkeys were not exposed to any infectious agent, even
though originally it said they were full of COVID and hepatitis.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, so who believes that not everything is a Morgan
Freeman movie.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, in this case, I think it is really.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
The Sheriff's Department, said the driver.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
And I clearly saw photographs of these monkeys jumping out
of bed that I just want to say, all over.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
The Sheriff's Department said. The driver of the overturned truck
told law enforcement the monkeys were dangerous and needed to
be handled using personal protective equipment.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I also heard that they all but three have been destroyed.
Was in quotes. No way, yeah, they're not. Just they're
not recapturing these things. So that also tells you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that's sad, sad, but.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Better to test things on monkeys than people, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
I got some people.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'd test some stuff me too. Is it fatal?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Painful? Why are you both looking at me? What I
do you.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Have a song to make this happy?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Here we come loosen of asked for it, loosen on
the streets, fell out the.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Back of a truck, hungry and nothing.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Hey, hey we're loose, monkys making Reese's smoke ass sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He sees we are flaying and if you try and
put us down, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
See tute, I'm so happy Boys Heart, I love that song.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
He co wrote that. But you know, I mentioned that
I just lost one of them, said they didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We didn't lose him. He died.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, you know, that's an elegant way to say that
we missed them and we respected their work. Got a
Boys and Heart failure. So you you thought about that?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Yeah, I went, hey, there was a human who died,
and I went, all, I don't care about that person.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm making a light joker. You know, he originally hooked up.
He was partners with Chuck Berry, his first group Boys
and Barry. God lady, it's all been rescued. Thank you, Patt.
Just like that, you totally redeems very much.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
What a monkey's eat bananas. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
New research suggests bananas could be sabotaging your smoothies health benefits.
This is the what scientists at the University of California
Davis investigated how a certain enzyme found naturally in many
fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Prety cured cancer. So they're going after the bananas.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
The facts how the body absorbs flavonol's com bounds link
to improved hard and brain health.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And now with flavonol, they discovered doesn't that taste good?
Is that what it's got? It taste great? Has all
the flavor?
Speaker 7 (09:36):
And participants who drank a banana smoothie nearly eighty five
percent lower flavonol levels compared to a berry smoothie. What
if you combined the two Because I put a banana
my berry smoothie.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, let's talk about this for twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I will go on record as saying, oh God, the
banana split is totally overrated. As a kid, I always
wanted to go to dairy Queen. I'd go out and
my folks and I always wanted to get one. They
let me get a banana split.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Delicious, awful?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It depends on Yeah, you don't put any apple O
the pineapple that's all that makes a double off.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Extra research bananas is still nutritionally beneficial, but suggest you
avoid mixing them with flavor and all heavy foods like berries, grapes,
or cocoa.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I have switched to mango. I use mango in instead
of bananas. You wouldn't no texture, Yeah, yeah, exactly. The
consistency is the exact same. Yeah, well this is. But
this is the reason that tequila and beer are good
for you. There's no banana.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That's exactly what say onion rings too.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
You use mango. You use a mango in your instead
of banas. Yeah, but and there's no.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Difference consistently consistency.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Feel frozen mangoes?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, you fraze them so they makes it a lot
more like a milkshake.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
But I also check. There was a test I had
done of what I should and shouldn't be eating in bananas.
It's something I personally shouldn't be no kidding.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, and didn't you You had a lot of silliam
husk to cut down in the hour and a half
you spend in the toilet every day.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I do have.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
I do take cilium husk, yes, and I also eat
plenty of fibers foods like pizza, fiber flakes. Yeah, pizza,
you know what, you know what?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's every now and again. No, no, please continue again.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I get a little angry because we have the world's
foremost pizza eater in the studio, a man who ate
pizza for every.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Meal one month, one month. Yeah, and I'm the pizza guy.
In all truthfulness, he's so upset. You lie. You eat
more pizza than I do.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
I promise you, I guarantee that's true. You eat pizza
a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't make pizza do other night, Yes I didn't.
I was too easy eating. That'swee.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
We have found out that if you like, if you
want to sweat, you want to make your own pizza.
By the way, I recommend I was going to ask
you how much the pizza cost.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That's the thing. The Trader Joe's a pizza dough, not
the garlic. But that's the light. It is good. That's
a really good I recommend it highly. But you can
go to you can go to Trader Joe's or or
Whole Foods or Kroger and get all the ingredients to
make a pizza and for fifty bucks you can make it.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Make the same pizza you can buy it many many
reputable pizza places.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You can buy it for twelve bucks.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, but it's about the journey though, it's it's about
the journey, just for fun. What type of craft do
you have slated for the girls this afternoon?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
And or how are you reckon their day?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Because they want to stay in the room, maybe color,
maybe watch a video, maybe play with their dolls or whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But your here, he comes, I gotta look at my
my thing here.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Hold on at your calendar.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Image pumpkin related?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Is there?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I think they go?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Man, we got to entertain dad.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Let's give him something that.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I have my skylight app Let's see, you're what we
got highlight?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Calendar? Shows what the kids are doing today? And let's see.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah we got to work it was responsible for picking
them up and.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh yeah we don't have art class today. So just
work out and tutoring. Okay, so pretty easy. So no,
not nothing tonight like.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Workout in tutoring. So they have to work out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You can't let your kids get flabby. Only my parents
have works me out. I probably would have been.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Just go outside and play.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You eat a cookie a lifetime on a moment on
your lips, A lifetime on your hip. You know, you
don't want to go outside. They might run into those
wild reeseiss monkeys get a chlamite. I don't know, some monkey.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
The original story said they all had herpes, ppsia and COVID.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Right, Yeah, then they backed off on that real quick.
You can't tell them the truth.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Look at panic.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
I'm skeptical, but don't you think they probably get kind
of sick the same way we do, and they wouldn't
feel like wilding or whatever going on.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
They're probably miserable.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, if they were loaded with that stuff to say COVID,
I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
It seems weird that they get picked up at a
university and the university denies that they're being experimented.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
This was denied that they were they were infectious. That's
what they deny. They did not deny they were not
being researched, if you will.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Maybe they were being researched in in good ways. Maybe
they were how many orgasms monkey? Maybe they were all
were they're all joining frats. You're the guys at FIGIs
have a new monkey?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Have you heard the orgasm? Studied?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
The foods are created equal. There are at least five
foods that dentists eight.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
This is according to mental flaws. Sure, dentists despise Number one.
Dried fruit raisins, figs and apricots have a sticky texture
that clings to enamel and traps natural sugars against your teeth, increasing,
of course, the risk of.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Cabin I have a question, wouldn't you if you were
a dentist, if you want that new boat?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't you want your clients to have need a lot
of dental work?
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Will I pass out raisins when I leave? I don't
know about you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Apples.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Apples widing into an apple whole can chip enamel or
damage filling.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Call him.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Not just apple hole? Okay?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Dentist instead recommend cutting apples into slices.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And how do I eat mine in slices?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
How do I eat mine in slices? I like them
in slices.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Kind of on the air.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
You'd never hear me crunch and slurp every now and oh,
I'm sorry, Remember you to stop eating.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Remember that you got a text yesterday about it? All right?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Five foods dentists hate. White bread. Refined white bread breaks
down into sugar as you sho, while the gummy texture
packs food in between the gaps of your teeth, increasing
the risk of cavities.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
This study, done by the Rye Bread Institute, further sale
of our The.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Same goes for other starchy foods like rice, pasta and
potato chips.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
And they did this whole study in BLTs. Now whether
or not they're good for you? Did you see that
study out of the Mayoaklinic?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Was that cute?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's cute?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
You can't you know, you can't have for a second,
this is the problem. I thought you were serious that
what Why would anybody study BLTs other than an opportunity
to have a bl T, which is delightful every day.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You can't have a BLT without mayonnaise?
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Yeah you can?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
No, Yes, avocado BLT no BLTM avocado?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well what about miracle.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
I do like avocado.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm over miracle whip because I grew up on it.
Then't do it.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
I much prefer regular manager bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise sandwich.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
It's a belt bacon lettuce.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I'm sure a dairy farmer would endorse miracle whips. Miracle
whip is nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Let us put.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Any wet ingredient on your bal teeth.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
I don't put a wet ingredient on any of my sandwiches.
Oh none, none, mustard.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
No, wonder you're so dry. Look at her.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Dry.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I'll be if I don't find the bathroom key.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
That was just recently.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Popcorn not only popcorn can get stuck, of course, between
your teeth. How you eat popcorn us can wedge into
gums and cause irritation or infection.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Dry with salt, with salt.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
God, just now, I will confess I had to go
to the dentist once to get a pop piece of
popcorn removed my gum.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I broke two teeth to have two crowns because of
those little tiny peanuts that are in.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
What's the Indian food that I like?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh well, you're bad time bad tie. Oh yes, your
teeth on him?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
And then the last one is ice. Chewing ice is
one of the fastest ways to damage your tooth.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Of now, I ate so much Thai food just to
please my dentist. I thought it might curry favor. Am
I on fire to there what I like.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Or what I really feel like.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'm suddenly reading humor and unifamily My Dad's readers digest
from the fifties.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Every now and again, I go, you know, I should
say something that would please my grandparents.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Just talk about weanies.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Sweet chewing ice can also cause splintering of your teeth,
wear down fillings, and even crack your crowns.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The number five is ice.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Yeah, okay, chomp a lot of ice.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
And I recently learned from Josh and Jason that's a
sexual thing.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I didn't know. I've never heard that.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
And I'm always in your sexually frustrated if.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
You chomp, I psychologists say, if you chomp ice, you
want to have sex with pack.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Fact, it's true. What you're the one for a second boy.
So I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
I mean that just hate dried fruit not bad for you,
Apple's great for you. White bread, we all know it's poison.
Popcorn fine, right, ice fine? So just brush your teeth
and be careful. Yeah, stick to ice cream.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And yes, ice cream is the answer. And then meth
and uh and fruit roll ups me mountain. Did you
notice soda not on this list?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
No candy?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, milk dud's not on this list. Like an almond
that'll crack milker than a peanut. Milk Dutch.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Tom, you like a milk, I don't. I can't remember
last time I had a milk. Yeah, I don't ever
have to have What is it that's chocolate covered?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
What I don't know? Is it car It's a dot
of milk. They make milk and some milk doesn't cut
it now, that's right.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Sometimes on the show we have a group like you've
got a pot of whales.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Sure, Sometimes we have a dud of jokes at times.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
This morning.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I enjoyed those last few. I wasn't swinging for the fences.
I just wanted to get on base. That's a smile.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
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Tom Extra. This is Christopher Take Care Everybody.
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