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Squeeze a dollar so hard makes George's wooden teeth pop out.
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Speaker 3 (02:49):
Chick became mister oshcare, I understand, found himself in the
emergency room.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So I went fishing, all right. I was supposed to
pick my lady up at the airport. I was like,
I got an hour, go and get some fishes.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So now you're on your way to the airport and
you say I've got an extra hour, I'm going to
stop and fishy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Do you keep your fishing around your gear in the
car at all times?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, it must smell wonderful.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I don't keep the fish, so that going good
for everybody. That's our secret. So I catch a fish
and on a lure, and the treble hook is really
in this fish.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That means that means three hooks.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Three hooks, and one of the hooks is really in
the fish to the point it doesn't come out easily,
and I'm struggling to get it out. The fish starts
flipping around and drills one of the other whatever you
call it hooks hooks into my finger nice And the
more it flips, the deeper into my finger, into my
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right index fis. So I am trying to hold the
fish and take it out, but I'm using my non
dominant hand. Sure, And so the fish is angry now
and it's flipping more and it's hurting. So I finally
get the fish off. The hook is too far, and
I go down to a fellow fisherman. I go, hey,
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do you have some snips so I can cut this
off and push it out? And he looks at it.
He goes, oh, boy, you want to go to the
emergency room for that one. And I was like, I'm good.
He goes, I'm being serious. Okay. So I drive a
half an hour to a medcheck and I walk in
there go oh, we can't. We can't do that here,
you gotta go to this other one. So I drive
with the lure hanging out of my finger another twenty minute.
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What's happening with the airport pickup? Well, the airport, she
just gets to text for me. Hey, I'm a moron.
I stab myself with a hook. I'm at the er.
You're gonna have to uber home. How'd that go? Uh? Oh?
She was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She was concerned about I'm guessing that she's pretty the fish.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The fish is back in the water swimming around. Oh yeah,
he's telling all his friends.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Got it, She's got to be my finger moves to
this behavior on your part.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey, you know how they catch us. Usually I've finally.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Got oh I got a big one, yeah now and
thirty pounder. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
But the fish is gone, the fish is going.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Are So I go in and they're like, we can
do this, and in walks the youngest female doctor I've
ever seen, Like, I don't think you're old enough to
operate on people.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Was it like the young female doctor in the roadhouse?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah? Really? So she leaves, she goes, I gotta get
some tools, and a nurse comes in and she takes
my vital She goes, Haley, we'll be back in a second,
doctor Haley, and they go, oh, that's your doctor. I
was like, oh, that's too young of a name to
be a doctor. So she comes in with a with
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a man because he's gonna have to they're gonna have
to clip the hook to get it out to push
it the rest of the way through.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Because do you have the entire lure in your hands?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh yeah, I'm just the lure around. That's a trouble
hook in there. It's all the way and then the.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The you've got the lures like a little tiny fish.
I can't look at that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Driving around holding this lure the whole time.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Don't ever forget this fish are cannibals. Don't ever forget
that they are beasts. Okay, you can take that down now.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, they don't have they can't get it to cut.
But the guy's like, oh, I'm a firefighter. I got
some stuff in my truck. So he goes out and
just comes back with some snips from Acehart, I mean
from a hardware store, and I go, are those like sterile?
And he goes, you're getting TETNA shot. Calm down. So
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I'm not watching any of this because I'm a big
woos And I hear it snap and I hear my
lure hit the wall, and I go, oh my gosh,
don't lose that lure. That's my favorite. They're like seriously,
I go, I'm dead serious, do not lose that lure.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Get such a hillbilly? Yeah, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So they cut it out and then they cut the
one side off and she's like, well, this is gonna
hurt because now I have to make a new hole
on the other side.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And oh yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So they pushed it through and I was out eleven minutes.
Later and reven home and I met Maggie as the
uber was dropping her off in the driveway.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Did you at least have a good bandage so you
could show off?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
They just put they just put a band aid on it.
It's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, you should be. You should have said, look, I
put a huge anything out because you can't get out
of the uber. Go well, I've got my band aid.
Couldn't pick you up at the air right.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, you saw the pictures.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If it would have been me, I would have had
a full cast on the arm.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I think Jeff is less prepared to lie to his
partner than you are.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I try to keep it all this. I did, sorry
about it. That never works. Not the way to go.
Here's that Pat, I noticed last week you were a
T shirt every day? Yeah, which Pat never wears a
T shirt. And then he meets back up with his
lady and now he's back to button up shirts. Was
she holding your good shirts hostage on her house? There
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were two shirts over there. I noticed he went to
all of a sudden, Pat's just a T shirt guy?
Which a T shirt? T shirt guy?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Not in the studio, you aren't. And then all of
a sudden you're back with her?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
No, Jack, it was always with her. We established, we established,
we established yesterday that we're gonna have one of those
signs in here, like the ones you see at the
job site that will say three hundred and seventy two
days without an accident. We're gonna have a system in
here so he knows if is with his girlfriend or not,
so we can base our conversations. So this is helping
to help her. New dog is Yes, it is hard
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to keep track. It's happened so often we have We
we like maybe there's some kind of some kind of
symbol in here. Maybe so Pat won't know, but we'll know.
That's the same way with Chick. You know, we could
have a chick mood rating thing.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I feel red and orange.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I feel the need to ask you again, who's told
you that?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm mody?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is a good shirt you're wearing today, Pat, thank
you all. I'm down to my new my new shirts. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
No, these have been shirts that have been in my
closets since back surgery.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So these are the thin shirts.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Now I have a question from mister Hosky.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Did you're talking about me? Did you? Did you?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Did you retain your lure, and now is it miss
missing one of the bars?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I yeah, I'm putting a new tre as.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Much as one of those fishing lures cost.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That one was like fifteen bucks.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But is it hard to get? Can you get another
copy of that one? Or is that a good luck one?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It was good luck until catch fish obviously. Are there
fishermen that make their own lures so bend their hooks
and solder everything? Do you carry like a needlenos players
in your pockets so you can?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I did. That's how I got the hook out of
the fish. I just couldn't cut off. It didn't have
a cutting thing, so I couldn't, which I told the
lady I was, I told Haley fresh out of med school, like,
are you eminem staughter? Yeah. I was like, oh, I
was just gonna go home and do this at home.
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And she goes, oh, well you still would have been
here just like an hour and a half later and
then a lot more pain. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
So you also, God bless Haley and the crew for
helping you out. Yeah, Haley's I had a wire cutter
to your I'm just gonna say, isn't there some kind
of Fisherman's friend pliers that have the whole deal of
a wire cut.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I have ordered one. I it will be in today.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, do you do you have like a special hook
for your belts to hold the thing.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Carpenter in my pocket?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Do you guys remember when my dad had the cell
phone clip that he wore.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Like, yeah, I remember when I know somebody that still
has one of those.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
He looks really hot tucked in the cargo short. That's
a good look. I guess the chicks going.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Score up and down. He never have an iPhone. It
took him an hour to text. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And now he's got the iPhone. Can't even turn the
volume off.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It on for the alarm.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Didn't wanted my alarm. Every alarm will. I got to read,
I got to read the directions then on these things. Well,
let's I'll go back to the sports page with a
chick chick McGee.
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Well, actually I have a have an email. Uh dear
Bob and Tom show, Hello, greatest video show on Earth.
If you read this, it'll be my fourth time having
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Speaker 3 (12:12):
The other day. You were talking about hot dog toppings.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Now this is going to sound crazy, Chris says, but
a friend of mine talked me into trying it, and
it is the absolute best. Coleslaw and dice tomatoes on
a hot dog, all caps freaking orgasmic. And I don't
know if you can say the name of the Oh,
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on their topping spar that's one he recommends.
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I think you and I agree on Coleslaw. Not too moist.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Coleslaw can be ruined if it's too moist. Yeah, I
like a thicker.
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That sounds pretty good. I like my coleslawer like I
like my blizzards. If you can turn it upside down.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
That's a very good Analogis dear about a Tom show?
How can Tom be against Christmas in July when he
celebrates half birthday?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Is from Dawn and you certainly did well. I think
it's a matter of those of us that live in
a civilized world understand that there are certain things that
have to be taking place on certain dates. This has
to be somebody's.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But if they sold it as Jesus's half birthday, would
you be down.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
About Wait a minute, wait a minute now, No, because
it involves too many presents, and no, I like Christmas
to be Christmas. Oh I did suggest though, since apparently
the fourth of July. Now they shoot off fireworks anytime.
Willy Nilly, Yeah, Willie Nelly.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
First off, I resent that. Yeah, I've been writing letters.
I'm trying to get rid of it. I'm a pretty
straight shooter. A lot of Willy's a straight shooter. That
Willy Nelly thing that's not representative of any of us.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Is there a is there a Is there a rapper
named Willy Nilly? No, there's not a rapper name is
clearly least Willian Nelly. Who's the guy that peas all
over everybody? R Kelly, R Kelly. Not because then there's
also someone named Nelly, right, yes, Mellilly Willy Nelly. You've
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got both the Willie and the if it was Willy
never mind. By the way, Tom, do you know all
of your children's birthdays?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yeah, listen right now for us boy in the oldest.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
To youngest Sam, I'd have to sit down in January
early January. No, no, you know what, I'll just take
the months. It's fine.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I can do it by mine. I can't do my
two youngest sisters. I hate saying that out loud. I
do not know what day it's on. I know ones
in February, ones in March.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Nope, what January and February?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Okay, thank you for that. I can do everybody else. Hey,
you know what, I knew all my siblings birthdays until
I was fourteen. Once you have new siblings at twenty three,
I don't think that's all the way in my call, Elix,
your fault. I can't remember that now, Pat, you've got
what five?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I'm the oldest of six? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Do you know all their birthday?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
And I was like, how many are you speaking about it?
Wait a minute, I probably could do it at present.
You speak to what one of them?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh too?
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Now? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh, good for you Irish.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That happens everything.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I know you're Irish. In any event, No Christmas in July.
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
We do christ My dad does Christmas. When he was live,
did Christmas in July.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He did well.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
We were divorced, so he did Christmas in July. And
my mom had the regular Christmas nice.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh, I see that. There's an interesting twister. Put up
a tree and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, he did the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Did he do it on July twenty fifth? Or was
it just a Saturday?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I remember the exact day. Whatever date. He wasn't doing
a show whatever date.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Next year too, I'm doing Hamlet Boy. We can't celibate Christmas.
We have Shakespeare in the Park on twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm going to see Berda Thatad Peters probably.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
What would your father say when you I'm in late
at night?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Baby Bean Boo Patrick here, birthday.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
I got you light stage makeup this year us in
mascara for my little.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Remember if the audience can see you, you can see
the audience.
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