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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 8 (02:21):
Nack Nag Nacking on Clemens, Dude, batter up, Bob, Yeah,
yess he throws.
Speaker 9 (02:30):
Just last.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And he runs slack.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
And after him, come gathering starters to hear what you've done.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
You've given up two hits.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
A look in a room.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You've head for the shares because your day is done Pitchers.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
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Speaker 5 (03:04):
This is Bob and Tom extra.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Don't cheat yourself. Tom. If you get a chance, go
out to our back door, take a look at the
parking lot, check and admire the parking job.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Packed it this morning with the other cars. Yet came
to work and I forgot my lap.
Speaker 9 (03:25):
You think this has plains your behavior? And you like,
you walked in here and said you'd forgotten your laptop,
and you left and you came back and didn't have
your laptop.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
So where is it?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
It's that a car wash apparently, I don't know. That's
the last place I had it.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Oh, you haven't find your laptop iPad actually the one
I use in here.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Does this mean we're not going to be able to
hear any songs today?
Speaker 7 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
I got all the songs. Okay, okay. Why why would
you have your laptop at a car washing?
Speaker 10 (03:53):
An ipass the.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Back of my car. I went to the car wash
and I take everything out.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
You take everything out of your car?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
You think there're going to steal it? No, I just
take It's like I'm a nice person.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
They really do.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
They're cleaning.
Speaker 11 (04:05):
Okay, Oh, they clean the inside of your Yes, that's
how I haven't done.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Yes, really, it's very fair. I got that kind of money.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
So well you're parked about halfway into the parking lot.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
So just so you know, he's done that before.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
Yeah, and you choose.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
I'm excited to get here.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
You choose to park.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Wait a minute, so your his car is sticking way
out of the space.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Well, someone's going to hit it. You better Well, in Paula,
I do this everywhere drug store. I'm the worst parker apparently.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
I don't know why.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Why did you bring up your girlfriend? She's used to
having it part way in? Hang on a second ago.
That's a gorgeous piece of business.
Speaker 11 (04:44):
I think you said to me once that you do
that because you're afraid of hitting that light pole that's there.
You know, we have about eighteen thousand spaces out there.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
You can my space. How are we all like that?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah, but I do. By the way, a.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Restaurant, you're not even she goes, you're not even parked
in the you're not even on the in the lines.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
That's incredibly accurate.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Have parking a camera on it does.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
Indeed, don't you just put only I know how to
use it. Okay, let's move forward. Man. When you put
a reverse the camera goes on. Right.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Oh, I bet his mind.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
You have a parking button and it puts the forward
camera on so you can see exactly where you're and.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
The mirrors adjust you can see you're going backwards.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
You. Yeah, it sits there. I don't know how to
use it though.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Let's just move forward.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Where was it?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
We had a discussion yesterday. Our guest was a race
car great Ari Liondyke, and we were talking about Finland
at one point. He's from the Netherlands and I don't
know the difference. They're both very cold. Sometimes we were
trying to remember where the what the country was, where
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if you could get a speeding ticket, it could be
hundreds of.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Thousands of dollars for sure.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Yeah, I found this one. A guy was fined one
hundred and thirty thousand. His name andders vicklof going fifty
one in a thirty one? Did everybody hear the hint
of accent on Tom? What was his name? And there's Viclove?
What's got the oh with the lele? I have no
(06:20):
idea what that means, I just put a spin on it,
little flavor. His license was to spendfitentday again going fifty
one and a thirty one. He was fined one hundred
and thirty thousand dollars because it's based on your it's
based on your income. Yeah, he hate that runs a
holding company, you, Josh, would lose your mind if that happened, yo, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(06:47):
you'd be down. I mean jail because I wouldn't no
court that I would have to go through. Would I
ever respect it?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Would?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
It would be a mess.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
It would start with you don't know who you're messing with,
and it would end with get your hands sorry, I
do well.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
I mean I hate stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
One hundred and thirty thousand, and that apparently is not
the biggest one ever.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
It's not.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
No, there's I doesn't say that this, It just says this.
There's another more. It's ridiculous. I mean, can you imagine
tickets so bad you're you considered defecting to Russia. Okay, look,
I'm not going to pay this. I'm calling up Putin.
I can get a nice apartment in Moscow. I could
pay my speeding ticket. I gotta go to my mortgage lender.
And I'll be right. I just wanted to clarify that
(07:35):
because we were talking about it yesterday. Time not to
hit the mail bag. You want to start to with me?
To go mail bag? I got it right here, I'll
start openers. Uh, this is from Brian. Dear friends. I'm
not from Michigan, but I can spell the word all right.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Good god.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
I thoroughly enjoyed the addition of Christie's husband Andy on
the show. I was wondering if Andy has met Christy's
boyfriend Brock. Oh wow, that's a blast from the past.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
But Andy is come on in here.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
How's it all going? How's it all hanging? Fellas? How's
it how's it going? I'm surprised to see you here.
I thought you enjoyed your time away. Christy and I
got married. How long has it been? Six seven years ago?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
It'll be two years next week.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
It seems longer than that. I'll tell you that you
got a nice anniversary gift for Uh you have it already?
Oh you do? What is it? When is the anniversary?
Speaker 10 (08:30):
I got a beautiful gold race card necklace.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Did I buy that for you?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
You did?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I love it and I think, Christy, who the hell
is this?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Who?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
He?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Who? Well? You?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
He looks very muscly.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
I don't know. Is that friend of guy you like?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Why you wear clothes to Jay?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Now? I'm here because have you guys? Are you up
to speed on the cards she's handing out with our
address change? Oh yeah, I got one right here.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
It's only a woman would do.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Is this your Is this your actual front door?
Speaker 11 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Oh, it's a photograph of a front door. This is
a nice looking house. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
What about the card stock?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
I was very it is it is nice card stock.
It says we're thrilled to share we have embarked on
a new chapter and have relocated. Yeah, yeah, thrilled. Now
it says we you know, it says we So you're
moving with her together? Well that's that's what she thinks.
Elia in the front says welcome and home, and he's
out and we've embarked on a new chapter and have relocated.
(09:51):
I don't recognize anything. And then it says, kindly update
your records with our new address. Yes, warm regards Christy
and him.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
Doesn't say and.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
That seems disrespect. That's very nice, all right, I'm going
to go back to the hotel. Hello, this says hello
radio geniuses.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Hello.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
I did not know that Tom was programming another radio station.
Oh did he hear Freddie and the Dreamers somewhere else?
Apparently the oldiest station. I won't give the call letters.
I don't want to be confused. I just tuned it
in and I heard Grayson in the Grass, followed by
(10:42):
me and Missus Jones. I figured Tom had to be
behind that.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
And by the way, this guy's the mayor of the town.
Oh the town. Yeah, I'll just I don't want to
give his mayor, George, what town is tell us? I
don't want to say, but I don't want the mayor
to get in trouble Chicago.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Why would he get in trouble for sending an email.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
For liking me and Missus Jones and Grayson in the Ground.
I've had enough of him, pulled him out. He's mayor George.
Can you dig it? Of course? Me and Missus Jones
classic song.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
This.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
This is Joe very clearly lisping. There it's plainer every time.
This is the I isolated the vocals. You just think
you can hear him lisping very cool, not at all
think you added And he says, myth. No, he doesn't
he no, he says doesn't he misses. He says myth
with listen carefully. Oh yeah, very very clear. The man speech.
(11:47):
You betterment no less than eight essays in that whole time.
I mean they're all essays. There's no th h in there, no,
none of them.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
You're the have the worst hearing in this room, that's true,
and you're the one telling us that's what you here.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
It's amazing.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
No, let's you know what you need with your hearing.
You need one of those porn big horns stick in
your ear.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
What eighteen.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
You know what, I've had a victrol on the side
of the head. The must really, they must really work,
they must have. Yeah, I cut my ear all the time.
Wearing headphones all these years. Attends to eliminate part of
the part of the let's see now I've got another
one over here again somewhat critical of yours. Truly, I
accept that, dear radio wave legends. Oh, this is a
(12:36):
nice reference. This comes to us from Nathan in Great Britain. Apparently, Nathan, Yes,
what's wrong with Nathan? What you said? You're the one
who's listened my mouth and my mouth is very my
mouth is very dry. I think, is this gets back
(12:58):
to them again the big eats a controversy. What the
hell's are you drunk? Anyway? I get back to the
big pizza comp anymore tea whatever, Sylvester, go ahead, suffer
and thuckotage the easiest and best way to eat leftover pizza.
He says, I eat it cold. Grow up, Tom, No,
I hate cold pizza.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Sorry.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
I bet you've never eaten anything cold in your life,
or not even body temperature. I'm not doing that. Shoot
pe out of there.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Turn the lights.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Are you done now speculating about things you don't know?
Are you telling me you're He says uh. He says
you throw it, throw it, throw it. You throw it
in the oven at four hundred degrees for six minutes.
It's like it's fresh again.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
You know, Christy, you're saying, no, don't microwave it. You
say I use to, and then I do.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Was it you that said you don't preheat? No, you
weren't even here yesterday.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
It's a wonder he doesn't set his house on fire
every day.
Speaker 11 (14:03):
Yeah, I just put it in for three five hundred
or whatever. Hit the button and when it gets to temperature,
it's done.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
No, he said, I'm fifty in lie of the Chuck
Norris jokes. Can I interest you in Confucius sayings? Oh
we tried those. Those are pretty good actually for a
little Bookay, So this is all right? This comes to
us apparently all the way from Great Britain. All right, Uh,
that's closer to Confuciusville than we are, right, I prefer Chinatown.
(14:33):
But you're saying Confuciusville. Okay, okay. Confucius say, when the
Red River flows, take the dirt road home, so you
want to you're not talking about commuting, are they? You'd
rather have Chuck Norris? Then I like that. That's all right,
thank you very much. Confucius say, man who fardeth in
(14:56):
church sitting on Yeah, that's a that is that's solid
gold history, right there is what that is? Uh? Time
now to check in with the sports desk with Chick
McGee once again. What else do we what is going
on over there?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Are you?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (15:14):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Yes, no, No, Christy doesn't know how correct she is, Okay.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Stupid world records.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
A man in India has smashed four world records for
stacking playing cards. Okay, that's stacking playing cards. But they're
not just stacked?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Are they like a house of cards?
Speaker 11 (15:45):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Are they?
Speaker 9 (15:49):
When I was a kid, I did this all the time,
and my mother would walk by and bump the table. Yeah,
that's what I know.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Where to live.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
There was a time I was pretty it out of two. Yeah,
the surface, the key is good. The key is well,
if you on a blanket, you're cheating.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
I I know, because sometimes you would.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
You'd be tempted to put a towel down and then
they would really stay. But the hardcore house of card builders,
you don't bend the cards ever.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Really.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
I didn't bend them much, did you?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
No? I didn't. Yeah, I thought you might have been them. No,
I did a card bender. I did like four or
five folds, so it was kind of like a corrugated Yeah,
that's the way to go. You know anything about structure,
you know you need to have it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
You know.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
The way to go is bend them and then just
put them together until you arrive at a Lincoln log
and then you can really Uh. The guy's name is
Arnov Dagga. H that's a r N A V D
A g A. Built the tallest House of Cards in
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four time categories. I live in it one hour, eight hours,
twelve hours, and twenty four hours.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Also in my house.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
So it's the same house. I'm just just keep ignoring him.
So it's the same house. It's just it took him
all this.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
What is she He did some additions to the house.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
What did he do?
Speaker 8 (17:15):
It happen?
Speaker 9 (17:16):
Andy? Can you help me with Jake? First of all,
you're one of my favorites on the show. But I
get this noise all the time. Okay, he in just
one hour, he stacked thirty levels and as you ladies
might understand, I'm reading what's written. Okay, sure, I don't
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know anything. There's a picture of him. He's a ladder
and he's way up there. He later built a sixty
one level tower, enough to claim the remaining three records
in a single day.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Christy has a question, it's amazing. Wow.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
You see the key to this is you don't have
any dogs or kids around. You're not going to find
out if you don't, if you don't ask the rush.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Christ you know what, No, you know what's ironic about
this House of Cards? No? Deck.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Oh wow, very good.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
That's good. I stand by that. I would say that amusing.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I think your you got the initial reaction of you
all was incorrect. But I don't know. I don't know
if I say that, you know, I'll embrace a bomb.
That was a strong joke.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I enjoyed that joke video.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
I don't never see it comingty.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Cards in one hour.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
And then acknowledging it because I'm not going to a meeting.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
I'm not either eight sixteen and twenty four to finish
with sixty two?
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Uh huh okay, and then what do you have?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
You have a mess? Who have to clean that area?
Speaker 8 (18:45):
He's a young guy.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Look at that, aren't off?
Speaker 8 (18:47):
That's fine, that's impressive.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
Well those cards are not bad, He's not he's not
a vender.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
No, sure, no deck?
Speaker 9 (18:54):
What is how that is like the Empire state one
on the right? Yeah that is huge? Any miss fingering? Yeah, yes, yes,
I would knock that thing down.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Congratulations. What's his name, Omar?
Speaker 9 (19:13):
What's v A R n A v r nov Daiga?
Speaker 8 (19:24):
And it's the same as being named Jim.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Fortunately enough we have our nov with us this morning.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah, are not.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Congrat and congratula.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Let's see what. How do I want to spend my summer.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Back on the road.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Yeah, yeah, I would.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I would be more than happy to uh host your
shows at a reasonable reduced rate. And I just have
something to do.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
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