October 14, 2025 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Roy Wood Junior it's coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We are the musers on the pod. So far we've
discussed people we love. I didn't tell you guys. Cuban
emailed pretty weird. Well no, that's not things we love?
Got way into typewriters. How many typewriters do you own?
Let's not podcast any estimates time to get really down
and dirty.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Podcast and forget to promote it on social media?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So what is our podcast about? Whatever we feel like?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The musers the podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Come on, honey, you promised God give me a break, Marcia,
I paid for dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
How about it?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're my girlfriend, but I ain't getting nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What a chip.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sound familiar? Fellas?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
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how do you make chicks want it? Let's face it, dudes,
We've tried everything well. At Love Labs, we've made the
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Speaker 2 (01:28):
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Speaker 6 (01:30):
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Speaker 2 (01:41):
Do, Nick.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
The hypno blower looks like an ordinary cigarette, but when
you blow into the filter mouthpiece, it produces a subtle
and pleasant tone, which triggers a hypnotic response from your day.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's just that simple. Sounds good, nicking, Sonny. But how
do you get a hypnotized in the first place? Ha ha, simple,
my friend, Sonny.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Well, your date thinks she's listening to a harmless, aerobic stape, when,
in fact, buried well below the level of female perception
is a set of powerful subliminal commands.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Let's listen. Let's tie now, tie.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Hey baby, you want it, you need it, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Live without it.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You must have it, must.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
Have it wanted.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Now you're in business simply blowing the hypno blower, I
mean your cigarette to produce a discreet tone, audible only
to your date. Let's hear from some satisfied customers.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I used to buy my date expensive dinners and get
nothing until I found the hypno Blower.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Let's see for I'll have the shrimp cocktail, then the
surfing turf.
Speaker 9 (03:05):
Oh and put lots of butter on my potato.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh and I know for dessert, some of that yummy gooey.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm not hungry to you.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Let's go home and get naked.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Shick please. Thanks Nick and Sonny's.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Revolutionary make her wanted Hip No blow Here's another sant customer.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Come on, baby, won't you try it once?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Just for me?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Why do you keep pressuring me?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Oh yeah, oh baby, Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I was a skeptic, but the hit no Blower sure
changed our lives.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Right, Marcia Maker wanted you blow in.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
It'll take care of you.
Speaker 10 (03:58):
Hip No Blower in bous Aerobics tape available at finer
drug stores everywhere. Also for you budget minded beginners, look
for Nick and Sonny's bra Begone Hip No Hooter or
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pharmacist which one's right for you at prices and availability
subject to state law only from Love Labs.
Speaker 11 (04:21):
It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything.
This is Bob and Tom extra or a hook up
with a comedian Roywood Junior. In just a second, we
were talking about this new lego set. It's apparently going
to be available in early October one thousand dollars. It's
the Death Star from Star Wars and it's huge.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
It is big.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's thirty two inches wide, but it's not the biggest.
The tallest lego anyone want to take a stab at
this Eiffel Tower is right. Oh, the Eiffel Tower is
the tallest lego. And there's also a Titanic lego that's
very large, with lots and lots of thirty thirty eight
(05:03):
thousand lego pieces in the Okay, that's that's what it says.
How do they sort that out at the factory?
Speaker 9 (05:10):
How do you take it apart and put it back together?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Again?
Speaker 12 (05:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, you ever put one together?
Speaker 13 (05:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Not happy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You have to follow. You got to find the right
pieces and put it. It's painstaking.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You take it apart and put it back together in
the dark, then you're an expert.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
But there are people that just have legos like on display.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
One of them is right near here. My son Sam
does this. He's huge.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Does he have a whole bunch of them around his house.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
He has the smaller version of the Death Star already,
but this is the new Death.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
Star that they know what you're getting them for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Three pieces in that one which is but the Titanic huge.
And we were talking about legos because we had an
odd sports story about a woman who has set the
one hundred meter ash record while running on some six
hundred pounds of legos.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
Yeah, boy, it looked painful.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Now, the like I said, the desk Start doesn't come
out until October. Christy, why don't we weigh in on
a news start where we wait to get hooked up
with Roywood Junior.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
I have news for you. Doctors are warning that if
you use your phone on the toilet, it could significantly
increase the risk of hemorrhoids. A study highlighted by CNN
says extended time sitting on the toilet. What sitting puts
added pressure, of course, on the veins in the racnome,
leading to irritation and swelling. Smartphones encourage folks to sit
(06:38):
longer than necessary. According to the researchers and experts recommend
limiting bathroom time to five minutes or less to reduce
your risk. Maybe leave your phone in the den.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There's also a huge risk of pinkye if you poop
right on your phone. Yes, yes, but that's you don't
want to. You don't want to do that. You don't
want to. So there's a people are spending too much
time because they're doing.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Wordle whatever you do on your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Apparently, I guess you could go on Amazon order preparation
h look, while while I'm here, why not.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Japan is well known for its wide variety of shrines,
and each shrine serves its own purpose. There are some
who people go to to pray for good health. There
are shrines which people go to for prosperity. A shrine
in Tochigi Prefecture also caters to devotees praying for hemorrhoid cure.
Kunogami Shrine is frequented by people who want to be
(07:36):
cured of existing and developing hemorrhoids. They squat around the
so called butt washing stone with their butts facing the
stone while reciting a chant.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's a photograph.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
There is a chance it has not been proven if
the stone indeed cures hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Good health. Chose a guy now he's wearing shortscrub. But
he's kind of cozying up to this rather large stone there.
It is all right what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, that looks like a good old fashioned American boy there,
baseball cap and shorts.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
They are an easy living culture. They live day by
day day.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it was funny. I think it's just yeah, the mood.
Maybe I don't care about your mood. No, no, no, mine,
I care about comedy.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was a little written. I liked it day by day.
Speaker 13 (08:32):
I liked all the little ships statues around the thing
as well. That gets a bigger.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It deserved nothing and uh what a weird thing to do. Yes,
I feel bad for there are all those people looking
at him. Well, wouldn't you put a shrine to hemorrhoids
in a nice private place.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
I'm going to be ashamed of. In fact, I should
be discussed more often, maybe in a what's the one?
Don't suffer in silence, they say when it comes.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
To is that why truck drivers now have the cabs
where the seats go up right?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
From me, yes, it helps with that. Do you remember
this story headline man suffers rectal prolapse after spending two
hours on toilet using his phone the old party favor.
Two hours, thirty three year old men went to the
hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain. Doctors discovered he had
(09:28):
a grade three rectal prolapse.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
If I'm on there more than like forty five seconds,
my legs go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, if we can switch gear here, I think we
have a Roy joining us here. As I see him
on the big screen. It's Roy Wood Junior, comedian. Ahi, right,
can you hear us?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Roy? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
A rectal prolapse is a condition where all are part
of the rector turns inside out and protrudes through the butt.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I was googling that right now, wind sock.
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Why can't you just call it inside out booty?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Why do the doctors have all of these extra words
and syllables.
Speaker 12 (10:04):
We don't know what a prolapse is? Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not to mention a grade three prolapse. God knows what
a grade four is? Yes, study order the poor guy.
Roy Wood Jr. Is a wonderful comedian and also a
TV guy and as soon to be a biographer. I
understand you wrote a book about some guy. Who is it?
Speaker 12 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Well, I wrote it about all the dudes other than
my dad, who helped keep me out of jail and
make me a decent person. It's called The Man of
Many Fathers. It's pre order now. But yeah, man, I
wrote a book. I'm officially an author now. That means
I can tell people I know more than them. Yes,
(10:46):
believes a comedian. But when I say author, I don't
know for document terian.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It gives you a certain gravitas.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
As they say, we'll tell the fun stories from the book,
like the first time I saw cocaine. Anybody y'all remember
the first time you saw a hard drug in the
same room with him? Like, Wow, that is cocaine. Heard
a lot about you, sir, Yeah, mine. Mine was in
(11:17):
a hospital cafeteria. I had a coworker who snorted cocaine
and was one of the most amazing dishwashers. Every running
I had with drugs through my twenties, the drug made
that person better at their thing. So I'm like, the
(11:37):
police are lying, like these drugs are not bad. I
saw this man. I was a food porter, so we
would collect the food and we distribute food trays from
Florida to Flora and then go back and collect them.
This man would collect all of the food trades and
then just eat stuff off the food tray on the
way back to the psychotic behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
God just half.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Gnawed on stuff.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
And then we worked at a rehab hospital because you're
not Birmingham's like big on sports medicine or whatever, So
we worked in the hospital where when the pro athletes
come to get the knee or the elbow or whatever.
We're the hospital where they go for recovery after surgery.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
So he would just.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Come back in the dishroom random days. Troy Aikman took
a bite out this biscuit. I'm about to put this
in the newspaper. No one wants a nod on coughed
on Troy Aikman biscuit.
Speaker 12 (12:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Now, hey, Roy, you're talking about your new book and
we're speaking with a comedian, Roy Wood Junior. You're talking
about your book that's coming up. Have you done the
audio book? Have you read that for the microphone yet?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Just speaking of cocaine, I need to do something to
speed that up. There's nothing worse than hearing your self read.
I don't care how literate you are.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
It is a.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Miserable experience to just be in a room reading words
and then finding out later on in life. You've been
saying that word the wrong way forty six years of
your life. What do you mean it's pronounced clientele clintentale.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Did you ever? Did you ever as a joke when
you're reading it, go, well, that's a lie.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
No, it was. It was fun to write, man, it
really was. I didn't have anybody helping me with it,
and I just really wanted to sit down. My dad
passed when I was sixteen, and so I was trying
to figure out a way to talk about my relationship
with him and how we as men, you sometimes find yourself,
maybe subconsciously, just gravitating towards different people, and then when
(13:50):
you really look back and put your life together, you
can see you didn't get all of your wisdom from
the house you're not supposed to. So you know, it
was it was fun, So you know, just recan a
lot of stories. Got one in that from an old
Bob and Tom favorite rip to Spanky Brown.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
He got to mention in the book.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Really yeah, man, I spent the night at Spanky Brown's
house and him and his wife got into an argument
that I have never in my life, like you ever
be around a couple when they're arguing like when it's
like a knock him out, drag him out argument. I'm
just trying to sleep on the couch, bro But I
(14:30):
mean it's no different than a lot of couples. They
have money struggles. And Spanky goes, hey, man, we're gonna
we're gonna be okay. This gig I'm doing tomorrow will
pay for the light bill. She thought the lights were
gonna get cut off, and he was like, no, they're
not gonna get cut off. I got a gig. We're
gonna go do the gig. Me and Roy, I'm coming
(14:51):
back with the light bill money. We get on the freeway.
The next morning, we're two exits up the freeway. The
gig cancels.
Speaker 12 (14:59):
On us, and he didn't want to go home to
his woman to.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Speaky Speaky Brod asked me, I can say it now
because he's dead. He goes, hey, man, can we just
stop somewhere for the night. You mean, pretend to have
a comedy show, spanking, pretend to be going. So the
important of finding that partner that is supportive of you
and like really cares. I think it's something that we
(15:31):
really really underestimate, And you know, it's nothing. I was
ever told told, you know, because everything I think as
a man, I was always raised to be told, you know,
make sure you treat a woman this, this, this, But
you were never told to set your own list of
needs and demands or to deprioritize those needs. And so
(15:51):
you know, it's just it's a fun book, man, it
really is, and I think people would get a kick
out of it, and I'm just I'm more excited to
be to weren't live with it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
By the way, I thought the Spanky Brown story was
going to end with him getting paid and then putting
the money on the Washington football team and losing it.
If I remember Spanky every time, every time he every
time he came in here, he and Chick would get
into what was then known as Redskins talk. Oh yeah,
a funny comedian. I'm so sad that he's gone. We're
speaking with the very much alive Roy Wood Junior. Roy's
(16:24):
supposed to be talking about his the return of his
show on CNN. Have I got news for you with
Roy Wood?
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Fine, that's fine. He put his demand of many fathers.
I'll be discussing it tomorrow night.
Speaker 12 (16:36):
I'll see it in now.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Have you ever done a bookstore.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
No, No, I.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Hosted a gig with Jim Gaffigan when his book came out,
and it was Prue. Was a little bit different because
it was a bookstore, so there was no stage. Really.
We were kind of over in the corner and we
start and some lady goes, it's not a library we have,
mister Gaffigan.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
You didn't go where they read the kids books.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, we were here right there by the front door. Yeah,
it's a different gig. You might want to ask them
for at least a chair to stand done.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I was making out with a girl in the Lego
section of Barnes and Noble once. That's the places I've
come to putting on a show in a bookstore. But
most of this book tour I'm doing in like regular
stand up in theater venues. I'll do some book signings,
of course, but bookstore, like, I don't know. I always
feel like when I'm in a bookstore talking to people,
(17:33):
it just feels like just a step above talking to
people out at the gas station. It's kind of it
feels very sidewalk time share. I'm glad you all are here.
I'm going to show you in sixty minutes how you
can get rich like me. And then the first slide
is a picture.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Of me on a boat. I'm showing you how.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Rich I am. So I'll do it. It'll and I'm
sure I have a good time.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
You know.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
You know the people of Books a Million and Barnes
and Noble, they've been real kind.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
But it's definitely not a stand up thing. Anything with
fluorescent lights ain't good for comedy bookstore or a gym
or some weird that that snack area at Costco. I saw,
I saw the comedy happening in that little that little
you know, like the little ikea little area.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
It's just it's not good. It's not good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, the most important thing to remember at a book
signing is be sure to ask everybody how they spell
their name. If you take a nice, very expensive book
and you write j O y Chen and the guy's
name is j O n you go, well, I gotta
eat that one. Remember trying to make some money on
this book.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
It's some names out there. My name is.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
There's a lot of new spellings of Erica starting to
bubble up to the apostrophes in there. There was no
apostrophes in Erica. When I was coming up and I'm
talking about and this isn't a race thing. It's the
white Eric is too. The black influence is spread. I
know the white Eric has got a Y and an
(19:10):
H in there, and I'm like, it's like that Ashley
with the ig H.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I wanted to say real quick when Roy talks about
his dad, his father was a really really cool guy,
very interesting, really there in the forefront of broadcasting, quite
literally marching with doctor King and Roy's We've been working
with Roy a little bit, getting some of the audio
from his dad being in the radio way back in
(19:38):
the day. And when you're here, I want you to
tell that great story about Soul Train. That's one of
my favorite stories of all time that involves your dad.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
We'll tell it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
You also have to let me say the N word
one time on AIRIC we'll tell and we'll get it cleared.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Thank you, Roy, You're the best. That's it for another
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and Stitcher For Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today.
Roy Wood Junior it's coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We are the musers on the pod. So far we've
discussed people we love. I didn't tell you guys. Cuban
emailed pretty weird. Well no, that's not things we love?
Got way into typewriters. How many typewriters do you own?
Let's not podcast any estimates time to get really down
and dirty.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Podcast and forget to promote it on social media?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So what is our podcast about? Whatever we feel like?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The musers the podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Come on, honey, you promised God give me a break, Marcia,
I paid for dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
How about it?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're my girlfriend, but I ain't getting nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What a chip.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sound familiar? Fellas?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
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how do you make chicks want it? Let's face it, dudes,
We've tried everything well. At Love Labs, we've made the
breakthrough of the ages a method that's safe, inexpensive, and
most important, it works.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hi, I'm Nick Love.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
And for only nineteen ninety five, your babe won't be
able to resist you thanks to our brand new make
her Want It hypno Blower Come out works, Sonny, can.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Do, Nick.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
The hypno blower looks like an ordinary cigarette, but when
you blow into the filter mouthpiece, it produces a subtle
and pleasant tone, which triggers a hypnotic response from your day.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's just that simple. Sounds good, nicking, Sonny. But how
do you get a hypnotized in the first place? Ha ha, simple,
my friend, Sonny.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Well, your date thinks she's listening to a harmless, aerobic stape, when,
in fact, buried well below the level of female perception
is a set of powerful subliminal commands.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Let's listen. Let's tie now, tie.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Hey baby, you want it, you need it, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Live without it.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You must have it, must.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
Have it wanted.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
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mean your cigarette to produce a discreet tone, audible only
to your date. Let's hear from some satisfied customers.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I used to buy my date expensive dinners and get
nothing until I found the hypno Blower.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Let's see for I'll have the shrimp cocktail, then the
surfing turf.
Speaker 9 (03:05):
Oh and put lots of butter on my potato.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh and I know for dessert, some of that yummy gooey.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm not hungry to you.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Let's go home and get naked.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Shick please. Thanks Nick and Sonny's.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
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Speaker 2 (03:30):
Come on, baby, won't you try it once?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Just for me?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Why do you keep pressuring me?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Oh yeah, oh baby, Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I was a skeptic, but the hit no Blower sure
changed our lives.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Right, Marcia Maker wanted you blow in.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
It'll take care of you.
Speaker 10 (03:58):
Hip No Blower in bous Aerobics tape available at finer
drug stores everywhere. Also for you budget minded beginners, look
for Nick and Sonny's bra Begone Hip No Hooter or
the deluxe Bring your Sister Hip No Hunker. Ask your
pharmacist which one's right for you at prices and availability
subject to state law only from Love Labs.
Speaker 11 (04:21):
It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything.
This is Bob and Tom extra or a hook up
with a comedian Roywood Junior. In just a second, we
were talking about this new lego set. It's apparently going
to be available in early October one thousand dollars. It's
the Death Star from Star Wars and it's huge.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
It is big.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's thirty two inches wide, but it's not the biggest.
The tallest lego anyone want to take a stab at
this Eiffel Tower is right. Oh, the Eiffel Tower is
the tallest lego. And there's also a Titanic lego that's
very large, with lots and lots of thirty thirty eight
(05:03):
thousand lego pieces in the Okay, that's that's what it says.
How do they sort that out at the factory?
Speaker 9 (05:10):
How do you take it apart and put it back together?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Again?
Speaker 12 (05:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, you ever put one together?
Speaker 13 (05:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Not happy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You have to follow. You got to find the right
pieces and put it. It's painstaking.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You take it apart and put it back together in
the dark, then you're an expert.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
But there are people that just have legos like on display.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
One of them is right near here. My son Sam
does this. He's huge.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Does he have a whole bunch of them around his house.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
He has the smaller version of the Death Star already,
but this is the new Death.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
Star that they know what you're getting them for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Three pieces in that one which is but the Titanic huge.
And we were talking about legos because we had an
odd sports story about a woman who has set the
one hundred meter ash record while running on some six
hundred pounds of legos.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
Yeah, boy, it looked painful.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Now, the like I said, the desk Start doesn't come
out until October. Christy, why don't we weigh in on
a news start where we wait to get hooked up
with Roywood Junior.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
I have news for you. Doctors are warning that if
you use your phone on the toilet, it could significantly
increase the risk of hemorrhoids. A study highlighted by CNN
says extended time sitting on the toilet. What sitting puts
added pressure, of course, on the veins in the racnome,
leading to irritation and swelling. Smartphones encourage folks to sit
(06:38):
longer than necessary. According to the researchers and experts recommend
limiting bathroom time to five minutes or less to reduce
your risk. Maybe leave your phone in the den.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There's also a huge risk of pinkye if you poop
right on your phone. Yes, yes, but that's you don't
want to. You don't want to do that. You don't
want to. So there's a people are spending too much
time because they're doing.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Wordle whatever you do on your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Apparently, I guess you could go on Amazon order preparation
h look, while while I'm here, why not.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Japan is well known for its wide variety of shrines,
and each shrine serves its own purpose. There are some
who people go to to pray for good health. There
are shrines which people go to for prosperity. A shrine
in Tochigi Prefecture also caters to devotees praying for hemorrhoid cure.
Kunogami Shrine is frequented by people who want to be
(07:36):
cured of existing and developing hemorrhoids. They squat around the
so called butt washing stone with their butts facing the
stone while reciting a chant.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's a photograph.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
There is a chance it has not been proven if
the stone indeed cures hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Good health. Chose a guy now he's wearing shortscrub. But
he's kind of cozying up to this rather large stone there.
It is all right what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, that looks like a good old fashioned American boy there,
baseball cap and shorts.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
They are an easy living culture. They live day by
day day.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it was funny. I think it's just yeah, the mood.
Maybe I don't care about your mood. No, no, no, mine,
I care about comedy.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was a little written. I liked it day by day.
Speaker 13 (08:32):
I liked all the little ships statues around the thing
as well. That gets a bigger.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It deserved nothing and uh what a weird thing to do. Yes,
I feel bad for there are all those people looking
at him. Well, wouldn't you put a shrine to hemorrhoids
in a nice private place.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
I'm going to be ashamed of. In fact, I should
be discussed more often, maybe in a what's the one?
Don't suffer in silence, they say when it comes.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
To is that why truck drivers now have the cabs
where the seats go up right?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
From me, yes, it helps with that. Do you remember
this story headline man suffers rectal prolapse after spending two
hours on toilet using his phone the old party favor.
Two hours, thirty three year old men went to the
hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain. Doctors discovered he had
(09:28):
a grade three rectal prolapse.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
If I'm on there more than like forty five seconds,
my legs go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, if we can switch gear here, I think we
have a Roy joining us here. As I see him
on the big screen. It's Roy Wood Junior, comedian. Ahi, right,
can you hear us?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Roy? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
A rectal prolapse is a condition where all are part
of the rector turns inside out and protrudes through the butt.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I was googling that right now, wind sock.
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Why can't you just call it inside out booty?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Why do the doctors have all of these extra words
and syllables.
Speaker 12 (10:04):
We don't know what a prolapse is? Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not to mention a grade three prolapse. God knows what
a grade four is? Yes, study order the poor guy.
Roy Wood Jr. Is a wonderful comedian and also a
TV guy and as soon to be a biographer. I
understand you wrote a book about some guy. Who is it?
Speaker 12 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Well, I wrote it about all the dudes other than
my dad, who helped keep me out of jail and
make me a decent person. It's called The Man of
Many Fathers. It's pre order now. But yeah, man, I
wrote a book. I'm officially an author now. That means
I can tell people I know more than them. Yes,
(10:46):
believes a comedian. But when I say author, I don't
know for document terian.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It gives you a certain gravitas.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
As they say, we'll tell the fun stories from the book,
like the first time I saw cocaine. Anybody y'all remember
the first time you saw a hard drug in the
same room with him? Like, Wow, that is cocaine. Heard
a lot about you, sir, Yeah, mine. Mine was in
(11:17):
a hospital cafeteria. I had a coworker who snorted cocaine
and was one of the most amazing dishwashers. Every running
I had with drugs through my twenties, the drug made
that person better at their thing. So I'm like, the
(11:37):
police are lying, like these drugs are not bad. I
saw this man. I was a food porter, so we
would collect the food and we distribute food trays from
Florida to Flora and then go back and collect them.
This man would collect all of the food trades and
then just eat stuff off the food tray on the
way back to the psychotic behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
God just half.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Gnawed on stuff.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
And then we worked at a rehab hospital because you're
not Birmingham's like big on sports medicine or whatever, So
we worked in the hospital where when the pro athletes
come to get the knee or the elbow or whatever.
We're the hospital where they go for recovery after surgery.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
So he would just.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Come back in the dishroom random days. Troy Aikman took
a bite out this biscuit. I'm about to put this
in the newspaper. No one wants a nod on coughed
on Troy Aikman biscuit.
Speaker 12 (12:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Now, hey, Roy, you're talking about your new book and
we're speaking with a comedian, Roy Wood Junior. You're talking
about your book that's coming up. Have you done the
audio book? Have you read that for the microphone yet?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Just speaking of cocaine, I need to do something to
speed that up. There's nothing worse than hearing your self read.
I don't care how literate you are.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
It is a.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Miserable experience to just be in a room reading words
and then finding out later on in life. You've been
saying that word the wrong way forty six years of
your life. What do you mean it's pronounced clientele clintentale.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Did you ever? Did you ever as a joke when
you're reading it, go, well, that's a lie.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
No, it was. It was fun to write, man, it
really was. I didn't have anybody helping me with it,
and I just really wanted to sit down. My dad
passed when I was sixteen, and so I was trying
to figure out a way to talk about my relationship
with him and how we as men, you sometimes find yourself,
maybe subconsciously, just gravitating towards different people, and then when
(13:50):
you really look back and put your life together, you
can see you didn't get all of your wisdom from
the house you're not supposed to. So you know, it
was it was fun, So you know, just recan a
lot of stories. Got one in that from an old
Bob and Tom favorite rip to Spanky Brown.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
He got to mention in the book.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Really yeah, man, I spent the night at Spanky Brown's
house and him and his wife got into an argument
that I have never in my life, like you ever
be around a couple when they're arguing like when it's
like a knock him out, drag him out argument. I'm
just trying to sleep on the couch, bro But I
(14:30):
mean it's no different than a lot of couples. They
have money struggles. And Spanky goes, hey, man, we're gonna
we're gonna be okay. This gig I'm doing tomorrow will
pay for the light bill. She thought the lights were
gonna get cut off, and he was like, no, they're
not gonna get cut off. I got a gig. We're
gonna go do the gig. Me and Roy, I'm coming
(14:51):
back with the light bill money. We get on the freeway.
The next morning, we're two exits up the freeway. The
gig cancels.
Speaker 12 (14:59):
On us, and he didn't want to go home to
his woman to.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Speaky Speaky Brod asked me, I can say it now
because he's dead. He goes, hey, man, can we just
stop somewhere for the night. You mean, pretend to have
a comedy show, spanking, pretend to be going. So the
important of finding that partner that is supportive of you
and like really cares. I think it's something that we
(15:31):
really really underestimate, And you know, it's nothing. I was
ever told told, you know, because everything I think as
a man, I was always raised to be told, you know,
make sure you treat a woman this, this, this, But
you were never told to set your own list of
needs and demands or to deprioritize those needs. And so
(15:51):
you know, it's just it's a fun book, man, it
really is, and I think people would get a kick
out of it, and I'm just I'm more excited to
be to weren't live with it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
By the way, I thought the Spanky Brown story was
going to end with him getting paid and then putting
the money on the Washington football team and losing it.
If I remember Spanky every time, every time he every
time he came in here, he and Chick would get
into what was then known as Redskins talk. Oh yeah,
a funny comedian. I'm so sad that he's gone. We're
speaking with the very much alive Roy Wood Junior. Roy's
(16:24):
supposed to be talking about his the return of his
show on CNN. Have I got news for you with
Roy Wood?
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Fine, that's fine. He put his demand of many fathers.
I'll be discussing it tomorrow night.
Speaker 12 (16:36):
I'll see it in now.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Have you ever done a bookstore.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
No, No, I.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Hosted a gig with Jim Gaffigan when his book came out,
and it was Prue. Was a little bit different because
it was a bookstore, so there was no stage. Really.
We were kind of over in the corner and we
start and some lady goes, it's not a library we have,
mister Gaffigan.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
You didn't go where they read the kids books.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, we were here right there by the front door. Yeah,
it's a different gig. You might want to ask them
for at least a chair to stand done.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I was making out with a girl in the Lego
section of Barnes and Noble once. That's the places I've
come to putting on a show in a bookstore. But
most of this book tour I'm doing in like regular
stand up in theater venues. I'll do some book signings,
of course, but bookstore, like, I don't know. I always
feel like when I'm in a bookstore talking to people,
(17:33):
it just feels like just a step above talking to
people out at the gas station. It's kind of it
feels very sidewalk time share. I'm glad you all are here.
I'm going to show you in sixty minutes how you
can get rich like me. And then the first slide
is a picture.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Of me on a boat. I'm showing you how.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Rich I am. So I'll do it. It'll and I'm
sure I have a good time.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
You know.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
You know the people of Books a Million and Barnes
and Noble, they've been real kind.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
But it's definitely not a stand up thing. Anything with
fluorescent lights ain't good for comedy bookstore or a gym
or some weird that that snack area at Costco. I saw,
I saw the comedy happening in that little that little
you know, like the little ikea little area.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
It's just it's not good. It's not good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, the most important thing to remember at a book
signing is be sure to ask everybody how they spell
their name. If you take a nice, very expensive book
and you write j O y Chen and the guy's
name is j O n you go, well, I gotta
eat that one. Remember trying to make some money on
this book.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
It's some names out there. My name is.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
There's a lot of new spellings of Erica starting to
bubble up to the apostrophes in there. There was no
apostrophes in Erica. When I was coming up and I'm
talking about and this isn't a race thing. It's the
white Eric is too. The black influence is spread. I
know the white Eric has got a Y and an
(19:10):
H in there, and I'm like, it's like that Ashley
with the ig H.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I wanted to say real quick when Roy talks about
his dad, his father was a really really cool guy,
very interesting, really there in the forefront of broadcasting, quite
literally marching with doctor King and Roy's We've been working
with Roy a little bit, getting some of the audio
from his dad being in the radio way back in
(19:38):
the day. And when you're here, I want you to
tell that great story about Soul Train. That's one of
my favorite stories of all time that involves your dad.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
We'll tell it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
You also have to let me say the N word
one time on AIRIC we'll tell and we'll get it cleared.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Thank you, Roy, You're the best. That's it for another
Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play,
and Stitcher For Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher
Take care of Everybody.
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