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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Sinus Micro Robots plus Scrapes and Bruises and Tom's Pool.
It's coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Jim Rome takes on sports Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire takes you all. Went from the
Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not over
the NFL. The NFL is over him.
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Scorching debates all the good, all the bad, all the ups,
all the downs.
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He's the spitfire of sports smack.
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Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude,
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If you asked for it, you got it. More Bob
and this is bobbin Tom Exter, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Josh Arnold checked us. The name How we Felter Snatch
make you laugh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yes, yes it does? I like Peter goes. Now what
I forget? I told you which Ted Tuck? Which Ted
Tuck at? How we Felter Snitch? Do I forget?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
You know? I watched a lot of c Span and
uh I say such thing.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I was a kid, I lost my mind the
first time I heard the Tittsburgh Feelers, I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Hi, Tom, don't.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bite, just fine A couple of things in the news
to make me angry. Oh no, yeah, but first I
didn't I think you had. You'd picked out something, Christy.
Wasn't it like nose? Was it again?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Tiny nose robots? Do you want to hear about that?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I hope they're tiny, These nano robots that'll pick your
nose for you.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Scientists say swarms if.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You would let me finish to answer him, Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Swarms of tiny robots inserted into your nose could one
day be used to clear sinus infections, no kidding. The
micro robots, which are a fraction of the width of
the human hair, are injected into the sinus cavity and
are then guided to their target by electro magneticism. They
can heat up to begin chemical reactions that wipe out
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bacterial infections.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They're tiny, tiny robs. The ones that they're going to
use for the robotic colonics are a lot bigger, a
lot bigger. Oh no, and a lot bravery. But I'll
tell you what constipation a thing of the past in
the future, he won't be. When you get clogged up,
(04:14):
you just shove the robots in and they go do
their stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
The tiny robots were successfully.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Basically, this wasn't what I had in mind. Space.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
We're successfully inserted into animals during pre clinical trials and
researchers believe they could be in clinical use within ten years.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
That's craziness. It's not if I have anything to say
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But what was the What was the movie? Was it?
Was it fantastic voyage where they they shrink the.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Wasn't Donald pleasance in that? Yeah, poor guy gets amba.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Yeah, some of it it
does not go well for some.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
And innerspace too, where Martin Short is shrunk down and
put I'm sorry, Dennis Quaid has shrunk down and put
into Martin Short's body. Oh, let's me travel around?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Really?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, that's a fun one. Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
Isn't that where he met Meg Ryan or something? It
is that? Yeah, that's what I thought. I think. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Just published in the journal Menopause, a new study suggests
that having more sex may reduce pain during menopause.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Says male doctors everywhere, By the.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Way, says every man over forty.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The fact that there's a magazine Menopause nothing to laugh at,
my friend, No, but I mean he measure the postman
delivering that I was on the cover this week Oprah Again.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Researchers studied nearly one thousand women aged forty to seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Also confirmed that the number of women having regular sexual
activity decreased significantly with age.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Well yeah, because that don't look as good.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Whoa. They noted, however, that orgasm mean satisfaction.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Josh Arnold Americas did not change with the ageenty two
year old and the year and a seventy one year old?
Are you banging? Yeah? You leave it up to them, right, Yeah,
I have twenty four year old guy before I beg
a seventy one year old woman.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well boy, you are walking in line, my friend.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I hope, I hope. Do we have that record recorded?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I want to send that to Josh ten years to
the day from right now.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's not clear that I'm being an absolute idiot.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Women who engaged in regular sexual activity limited volver vulvar pain.
I've never even heard that way.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Wolvar pain v u l v a R.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That sounds like something from a star trek an.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
So I have a question, wouldn't it be vulvar pain?
I can't maybe if that must be a typo so
irritation and dryness.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm sorry, I've lost my placuer. So there's suggesting that
women postmenopause women should have more sex.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Or if you're going through menopause, you should be having sex, yes.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
To alleviate the discomfort of all right, yes, well this
is good. I mean, I look, I know I've had
friends and I remember being younger and friends' moms going
through it, and it just seeming like a really really
hot wasn't I have.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What was what was the name of the quarterly whatever?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
It was, menopause.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just that's just the name of the magazine.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah, menopause Quarterly, just called menopause.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
If it comes late, doesn't mean you're pregnant.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
That's menstruation magazine.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, menstruation magazine.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I understand their confusion.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's it's like people in us, right, exactly. It's the
same magazine, but just slightly slightly different.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
So oh, I just wait, your time's coming.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, did you find that to be an issue with you?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I did not, Okay, but I have I'm on. I mean,
it's not some secret. I'm on hormone replacement therapy plant. Therapy,
So I don't have those issues.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Hey Josh, you know how to make a hormone? Uh no,
how don't pay her?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
But it's not for everybody. Check with your doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I am not.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
He New research reveals just how injury prone we Americans are.
Conducted on behalf of curard. See you are a d
the tad right? What's the band? The talker. Research survey
of two thousand adults found that the average American gets
a surprising thirty five scrapes and bruises each year. Aha,
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ergo you ad, I'm a I'm a band.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're you're loyal to band aid?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yes, I don't even know this brand.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Go suck at cread Is that.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
The green one? Is it in a green labre?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think yeah, like.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I thought it was a cruise line thirty five. I
get thirty five bruises a week.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So it says the average American gets thirty five what.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Is it grapes and bruises each year?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Easily?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
More than half of those polled said they are more
likely to get hurt in the summer. Well, it's because
you're outside doing more stuff. Top causes are distraction thirty
five percent clumsiness twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I don't buy this at all, the kitchen mishaps. People
are clumsier in the summer. That just doesn't make Sorry,
it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want it. Is there a correlation between people walking
and staring at their phones?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
More than eighty percent tom said they have had near
miss while being distracted on their phone.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh yes, that that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
And about half of the parents surveyed said their child
is even more accident run than they are.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Have you run into something while looking at your phone?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And there was a famous video in the early days. Yeah,
the guy that that any sued the guys walking staring.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Hope he didn't win, he probably did.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And he and he walked right into a fountain and fell.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, that's a great video.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There are a few of those, isn't there one where
a guy falls down a massive set of stairs and
like some big public plaza.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I ran into uh, one of those big target red
balls while talking on the phone. I'm sorry, while looking
at my phone. And that that was the day I
stopped looking at my phone while walking.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yet so more stub toes caused by Instagram these.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, the target red balls are not decorative. No, they
also they don't not allowed to give.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, they're there for a reason, just made of concrete. Yes, yeah,
and don't look up why they are.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I shinned it, good boy.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I mean you've had to have run into something looking
at your phone.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh probably, I don't know other than other drivers. I'm
just saying I.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Haven't run into any other automobiles where he simply I
clanked my head twice over the weekend like an idiot. Well,
I make you mention this heart spilled nail polish on
stone on a beautiful stone floor.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Did you ground her? Of course she's going to do
it again.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So I'm I'm up there. I went over to Target,
funny enough, and I bought what's the stuff called actone
the polish remover?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Uh and yeah there are both. And by the way,
I want to thank the guy that someone sent me
a really good tip because I had trouble getting it off.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Uh for the first that's not a surprise anyone.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What are those, mister clean us?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Are alien technology?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thanks for the tip. That actually, but even I'm so
I'm down on my knees doing this thing. Someone comes
up from behind and open it opens the drawer on
the in the bathroom. I didn't notice this, and I
stand up right out of a three Stooges episode.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Why didn't they shut the drawer?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I was so angry. The explotives immediately started.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And it cut your head.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You said, yeah, I was really upset.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That used to when I had hair, there was a
time where I would hit my head. No bleeding. Now
that I'm essentially bald, a lot of bleeding when I
hit my head. Nothing bleeds like a head wound. Yeah. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
H Once again, thanks for joining us. We are in
the O'Reilly Auto Park studios and this is the Bob
and Tom Show. We have heads bleeding, and we are wed.
We've decided to pause. And band Aids is band aids people.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your product. I didn't
brand loyal.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I guess, yeah, but and I always ask for a
band aid. It's one it's like.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
And if there's anything any other product that there's such
a difference between the number one brand and anything else,
I can't think of one.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's Q tip is I think bigger difference in band aid,
But I agree with you, I think any other the margin.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Hotels have those off brand Q tips there's stick in
your ear. They're golf pencils.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, see, I disagree to me. They're like loose noodles.
They're they're not stiff enough at all. Q tip is
the only one that has the correct amount of stiffness.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
You're really getting in there.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh, I go for brain.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're not supposed to put them in your ear though,
it I mean, that's just because they're a bigger lie.
And that's what we're saying. Don't put these in your air, Okay,
I won't.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I was talking to just to ask you about this.
We got a couple of of uh pool rafts. You know,
they have the big pillow in the back. It's like
you have and the pool rafts as opposed to the
land refts. Well, it's the difference, Josh. They float.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm just thankful that that's all the explanation we got
because I thought we were going down.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'll take a picture of down the river, the pool floating, floating.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There was reason for me to expand upon it in multi.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Members of the illiterati will understand in a matter of moments.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
They are for boast bunch your group, aren't.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They The backside of them the entire backside. I mean
it's like five inches by thirty inches is disclaimer?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Oh yeah, you know it's.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
This is not a life saving device. Blah blah blah
blah blah.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, a lot of blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's a lot of lawyer in going on in the
business of making a life raft. I mean, I know,
see what happens there. Now, I'm gonna get sued. I'll
take a pic. It's unbelievable because we want to see
you see it?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yeah, episode for a pool party.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Come on all right, Yeah, that's interesting. He didn't say, hey,
come on over. He said, I'll send you a picture
of my raft.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
We're never going to be invited to his house ever
have a work swim party.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes, I've talked to the guy about getting a filtration
system so after you leave, we can have a water replaced.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
That's what he thinks of us.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Has very oily skin. Want something filter the oyster like
five percent diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yes, no, he thumb's not wrong. I can swim in
his pool. I'm diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh, I don't care about diarrhea or not. I'm moving
in that prepping with bruins. What's coming up in the news. No,
I hate those. Oh okay, he hates hotbs.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Your pool doesn't have a hot tub built into.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It, like just a simple rectangular pool.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
That's great, simple diving board.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, we did try to set up a slip
and slide. I told you. We got an off brand
slip and slide, which apparently was made of sand paper
got a pool because they're different kids. They get sick
of swimming and they want to do tricks, and they
want to run up to the pool and slide thirty feet.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The girls as dumb as guys. Because if this were
the case for my brothers, we would try to figure
it out where we could slip and slide into the pool.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Of course, what we did all weekends, Oh okay, cool,
We took it.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
We tried to slip and slide on concrete.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We had a very painfully we have We have grass
leading up to the pool and it's only like a
foot of stone.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
We don't have what they call hard what are they
called hard space or heard something? I don't know what
do they call it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Hard Penis that the conversation we were talking about?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
That something else?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We have a We took a big gym mat okay,
and I just sat there with a whole.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Was sun walk me through gym mat one of those
I'm not keeping.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Up, you know, but I'm I'm in the market for
a decent slipping slide.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well, people, it starts.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I was a kid and it began. Oh yeah, yeah.
Crocodile mile was also great.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
They were out of them, and we get you off brand.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Don't you guys cut up garbage bags?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
No, we never did that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Just wash the lotion on them. Oh gosh, that's got
to work. We got to go three mil on the
garbage bag.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, you're better You're better off getting a giant thing
of biscuy.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
But you're right we did.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
We did my pools now full of of soap.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Sure, you take that spray whatever it's called dawn. Yeah,
and that's that helped too. But I just stood there
with the sprinkler thing on them.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
And so now you have bubbles in your pool. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You have a phone party now, well, the little counteract
the diarrhea though, jo I can't wait right now.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
I want to say off there, that's right over the edge.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I don't care. I want everyone to see me. I
think to get a diving board. I think the insurance
is if I haven't one thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I see that seems unreasonable.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You have to have If you do have one, you've
got to have the pool has to be like sixteen
feet deep.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh sure, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Have you noticed every hotel on earth has taken out
the diving boards.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Now you have to get a diving board that's grandfathered in.
I think that comes with the house that you're.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
B I wouldn't want one, No, no, no, you don't
like fun. No, I like fun, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Like well, you know, the diver diving board, but what
they call them nowadays a widow maker.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah you have then if you have to live gainess
three thousand.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, my lawyer's on vacation this week, so it's a
good time not to have a.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Diving diving boards were all alive.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, what I never learned how I got a buddy?
Really never did, never learned how to dive.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, I can teach you.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
No, I'm not a diver either, but nobody wants to
see a fat guy dive.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's what I wrestled with, right all right, But I
can teach you how to die.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's really easy.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I'd have to come to your house.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, I will teach you pretty simple. You get around,
you get down on a little ball and grip your
knees like this and just put your head down and
I push you in. Pretty soon you'll you'll be diving
ten minutes later. M It's a very easy trick.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This doesn't involve a burlap sack and doesn't know and
concrete blocks. No.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The thing is, what are you tying around my feet
to the key to this chick is when I teach
you how to die. You cannot wear a bathing suit.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Oh hey, you've gone into some kind of weird you.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Let Big Daddy talk. I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
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Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
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Sinus Micro Robots plus Scrapes and Bruises and Tom's Pool.
It's coming up in just a minute.
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Jim Rome takes on sports Why because you're not playing
me with rapid fire takes you all. Went from the
Super Bowl straight to the toilet Bowl. He's not over
the NFL. The NFL is over him.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Scorching debates all the good, all the bad, all the ups,
all the downs.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He's the spitfire of sports smack.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when
I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude,
you are killing the game.
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The Jim Rome Show Podcast follow and listen on your
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and not just any real girls, but real girls on
video going.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh yeah, just the way you love them.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Real girls on video going.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
All guys of real girls.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
On video going, all across America. Real Girls on Video
Going features real girls at each copy of Real Girls
on Video Going features a group of loser drunk guys going.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
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Speaker 4 (01:30):
You get Real Girls on Video going, Loser drunk guys going,
and hey, act now and.
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You'll receive a half price Real Girls.
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If you asked for it, you got it. More Bob
and this is bobbin Tom Exter, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Josh Arnold checked us. The name How we Felter Snatch
make you laugh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yes, yes it does? I like Peter goes. Now what
I forget? I told you which Ted Tuck? Which Ted
Tuck at? How we Felter Snitch? Do I forget?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
You know? I watched a lot of c Span and
uh I say such thing.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I was a kid, I lost my mind the
first time I heard the Tittsburgh Feelers, I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Hi, Tom, don't.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bite, just fine A couple of things in the news
to make me angry. Oh no, yeah, but first I
didn't I think you had. You'd picked out something, Christy.
Wasn't it like nose? Was it again?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Tiny nose robots? Do you want to hear about that?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I hope they're tiny, These nano robots that'll pick your
nose for you.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Scientists say swarms if.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You would let me finish to answer him, Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Swarms of tiny robots inserted into your nose could one
day be used to clear sinus infections, no kidding. The
micro robots, which are a fraction of the width of
the human hair, are injected into the sinus cavity and
are then guided to their target by electro magneticism. They
can heat up to begin chemical reactions that wipe out
(03:52):
bacterial infections.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They're tiny, tiny robs. The ones that they're going to
use for the robotic colonics are a lot bigger, a
lot bigger. Oh no, and a lot bravery. But I'll
tell you what constipation a thing of the past in
the future, he won't be. When you get clogged up,
(04:14):
you just shove the robots in and they go do
their stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
The tiny robots were successfully.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Basically, this wasn't what I had in mind. Space.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
We're successfully inserted into animals during pre clinical trials and
researchers believe they could be in clinical use within ten years.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
That's craziness. It's not if I have anything to say
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But what was the What was the movie? Was it?
Was it fantastic voyage where they they shrink the.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Wasn't Donald pleasance in that? Yeah, poor guy gets amba.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Yeah, some of it it
does not go well for some.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
And innerspace too, where Martin Short is shrunk down and
put I'm sorry, Dennis Quaid has shrunk down and put
into Martin Short's body. Oh, let's me travel around?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Really?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, that's a fun one. Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
Isn't that where he met Meg Ryan or something? It
is that? Yeah, that's what I thought. I think. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Just published in the journal Menopause, a new study suggests
that having more sex may reduce pain during menopause.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Says male doctors everywhere, By the.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Way, says every man over forty.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The fact that there's a magazine Menopause nothing to laugh at,
my friend, No, but I mean he measure the postman
delivering that I was on the cover this week Oprah Again.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Researchers studied nearly one thousand women aged forty to seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Also confirmed that the number of women having regular sexual
activity decreased significantly with age.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Well yeah, because that don't look as good.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Whoa. They noted, however, that orgasm mean satisfaction.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Josh Arnold Americas did not change with the ageenty two
year old and the year and a seventy one year old?
Are you banging? Yeah? You leave it up to them, right, Yeah,
I have twenty four year old guy before I beg
a seventy one year old woman.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well boy, you are walking in line, my friend.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I hope, I hope. Do we have that record recorded?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I want to send that to Josh ten years to
the day from right now.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's not clear that I'm being an absolute idiot.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Women who engaged in regular sexual activity limited volver vulvar pain.
I've never even heard that way.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Wolvar pain v u l v a R.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That sounds like something from a star trek an.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
So I have a question, wouldn't it be vulvar pain?
I can't maybe if that must be a typo so
irritation and dryness.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm sorry, I've lost my placuer. So there's suggesting that
women postmenopause women should have more sex.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Or if you're going through menopause, you should be having sex, yes.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
To alleviate the discomfort of all right, yes, well this
is good. I mean, I look, I know I've had
friends and I remember being younger and friends' moms going
through it, and it just seeming like a really really
hot wasn't I have.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What was what was the name of the quarterly whatever?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
It was, menopause.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just that's just the name of the magazine.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah, menopause Quarterly, just called menopause.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
If it comes late, doesn't mean you're pregnant.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
That's menstruation magazine.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, menstruation magazine.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I understand their confusion.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's it's like people in us, right, exactly. It's the
same magazine, but just slightly slightly different.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
So oh, I just wait, your time's coming.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, did you find that to be an issue with you?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I did not, Okay, but I have I'm on. I mean,
it's not some secret. I'm on hormone replacement therapy plant. Therapy,
So I don't have those issues.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Hey Josh, you know how to make a hormone? Uh no,
how don't pay her?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
But it's not for everybody. Check with your doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I am not.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
He New research reveals just how injury prone we Americans are.
Conducted on behalf of curard. See you are a d
the tad right? What's the band? The talker. Research survey
of two thousand adults found that the average American gets
a surprising thirty five scrapes and bruises each year. Aha,
(08:43):
ergo you ad, I'm a I'm a band.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're you're loyal to band aid?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yes, I don't even know this brand.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Go suck at cread Is that.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
The green one? Is it in a green labre?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think yeah, like.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I thought it was a cruise line thirty five. I
get thirty five bruises a week.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So it says the average American gets thirty five what.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Is it grapes and bruises each year?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Easily?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
More than half of those polled said they are more
likely to get hurt in the summer. Well, it's because
you're outside doing more stuff. Top causes are distraction thirty
five percent clumsiness twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I don't buy this at all, the kitchen mishaps. People
are clumsier in the summer. That just doesn't make Sorry,
it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want it. Is there a correlation between people walking
and staring at their phones?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
More than eighty percent tom said they have had near
miss while being distracted on their phone.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh yes, that that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
And about half of the parents surveyed said their child
is even more accident run than they are.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Have you run into something while looking at your phone?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And there was a famous video in the early days. Yeah,
the guy that that any sued the guys walking staring.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Hope he didn't win, he probably did.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And he and he walked right into a fountain and fell.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, that's a great video.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There are a few of those, isn't there one where
a guy falls down a massive set of stairs and
like some big public plaza.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I ran into uh, one of those big target red
balls while talking on the phone. I'm sorry, while looking
at my phone. And that that was the day I
stopped looking at my phone while walking.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yet so more stub toes caused by Instagram these.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, the target red balls are not decorative. No, they
also they don't not allowed to give.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, they're there for a reason, just made of concrete. Yes, yeah,
and don't look up why they are.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I shinned it, good boy.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I mean you've had to have run into something looking
at your phone.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh probably, I don't know other than other drivers. I'm
just saying I.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Haven't run into any other automobiles where he simply I
clanked my head twice over the weekend like an idiot. Well,
I make you mention this heart spilled nail polish on
stone on a beautiful stone floor.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Did you ground her? Of course she's going to do
it again.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So I'm I'm up there. I went over to Target,
funny enough, and I bought what's the stuff called actone
the polish remover?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Uh and yeah there are both. And by the way,
I want to thank the guy that someone sent me
a really good tip because I had trouble getting it off.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Uh for the first that's not a surprise anyone.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What are those, mister clean us?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Are alien technology?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thanks for the tip. That actually, but even I'm so
I'm down on my knees doing this thing. Someone comes
up from behind and open it opens the drawer on
the in the bathroom. I didn't notice this, and I
stand up right out of a three Stooges episode.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Why didn't they shut the drawer?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I was so angry. The explotives immediately started.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And it cut your head.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You said, yeah, I was really upset.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That used to when I had hair, there was a
time where I would hit my head. No bleeding. Now
that I'm essentially bald, a lot of bleeding when I
hit my head. Nothing bleeds like a head wound. Yeah. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
H Once again, thanks for joining us. We are in
the O'Reilly Auto Park studios and this is the Bob
and Tom Show. We have heads bleeding, and we are wed.
We've decided to pause. And band Aids is band aids people.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your product. I didn't
brand loyal.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I guess, yeah, but and I always ask for a
band aid. It's one it's like.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
And if there's anything any other product that there's such
a difference between the number one brand and anything else,
I can't think of one.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's Q tip is I think bigger difference in band aid,
But I agree with you, I think any other the margin.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Hotels have those off brand Q tips there's stick in
your ear. They're golf pencils.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, see, I disagree to me. They're like loose noodles.
They're they're not stiff enough at all. Q tip is
the only one that has the correct amount of stiffness.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
You're really getting in there.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh, I go for brain.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're not supposed to put them in your ear though,
it I mean, that's just because they're a bigger lie.
And that's what we're saying. Don't put these in your air, Okay,
I won't.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I was talking to just to ask you about this.
We got a couple of of uh pool rafts. You know,
they have the big pillow in the back. It's like
you have and the pool rafts as opposed to the
land refts. Well, it's the difference, Josh. They float.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm just thankful that that's all the explanation we got
because I thought we were going down.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'll take a picture of down the river, the pool floating, floating.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There was reason for me to expand upon it in multi.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Members of the illiterati will understand in a matter of moments.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
They are for boast bunch your group, aren't.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They The backside of them the entire backside. I mean
it's like five inches by thirty inches is disclaimer?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Oh yeah, you know it's.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
This is not a life saving device. Blah blah blah
blah blah.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, a lot of blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's a lot of lawyer in going on in the
business of making a life raft. I mean, I know,
see what happens there. Now, I'm gonna get sued. I'll
take a pic. It's unbelievable because we want to see
you see it?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yeah, episode for a pool party.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Come on all right, Yeah, that's interesting. He didn't say, hey,
come on over. He said, I'll send you a picture
of my raft.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
We're never going to be invited to his house ever
have a work swim party.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes, I've talked to the guy about getting a filtration
system so after you leave, we can have a water replaced.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
That's what he thinks of us.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Has very oily skin. Want something filter the oyster like
five percent diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yes, no, he thumb's not wrong. I can swim in
his pool. I'm diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh, I don't care about diarrhea or not. I'm moving
in that prepping with bruins. What's coming up in the news. No,
I hate those. Oh okay, he hates hotbs.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Your pool doesn't have a hot tub built into.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It, like just a simple rectangular pool.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
That's great, simple diving board.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, we did try to set up a slip
and slide. I told you. We got an off brand
slip and slide, which apparently was made of sand paper
got a pool because they're different kids. They get sick
of swimming and they want to do tricks, and they
want to run up to the pool and slide thirty feet.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The girls as dumb as guys. Because if this were
the case for my brothers, we would try to figure
it out where we could slip and slide into the pool.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Of course, what we did all weekends, Oh okay, cool,
We took it.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
We tried to slip and slide on concrete.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We had a very painfully we have We have grass
leading up to the pool and it's only like a
foot of stone.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
We don't have what they call hard what are they
called hard space or heard something? I don't know what
do they call it?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Hard Penis that the conversation we were talking about?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
That something else?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We have a We took a big gym mat okay,
and I just sat there with a whole.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Was sun walk me through gym mat one of those
I'm not keeping.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Up, you know, but I'm I'm in the market for
a decent slipping slide.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well, people, it starts.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I was a kid and it began. Oh yeah, yeah.
Crocodile mile was also great.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
They were out of them, and we get you off brand.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Don't you guys cut up garbage bags?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
No, we never did that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Just wash the lotion on them. Oh gosh, that's got
to work. We got to go three mil on the
garbage bag.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, you're better You're better off getting a giant thing
of biscuy.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
But you're right we did.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
We did my pools now full of of soap.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Sure, you take that spray whatever it's called dawn. Yeah,
and that's that helped too. But I just stood there
with the sprinkler thing on them.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
And so now you have bubbles in your pool. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You have a phone party now, well, the little counteract
the diarrhea though, jo I can't wait right now.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
I want to say off there, that's right over the edge.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I don't care. I want everyone to see me. I
think to get a diving board. I think the insurance
is if I haven't one thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I see that seems unreasonable.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You have to have If you do have one, you've
got to have the pool has to be like sixteen
feet deep.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh sure, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Have you noticed every hotel on earth has taken out
the diving boards.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Now you have to get a diving board that's grandfathered in.
I think that comes with the house that you're.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
B I wouldn't want one, No, no, no, you don't
like fun. No, I like fun, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Like well, you know, the diver diving board, but what
they call them nowadays a widow maker.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah you have then if you have to live gainess
three thousand.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, my lawyer's on vacation this week, so it's a
good time not to have a.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Diving diving boards were all alive.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, what I never learned how I got a buddy?
Really never did, never learned how to dive.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, I can teach you.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
No, I'm not a diver either, but nobody wants to
see a fat guy dive.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's what I wrestled with, right all right, But I
can teach you how to die.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's really easy.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I'd have to come to your house.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, I will teach you pretty simple. You get around,
you get down on a little ball and grip your
knees like this and just put your head down and
I push you in. Pretty soon you'll you'll be diving
ten minutes later. M It's a very easy trick.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This doesn't involve a burlap sack and doesn't know and
concrete blocks. No.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The thing is, what are you tying around my feet
to the key to this chick is when I teach
you how to die. You cannot wear a bathing suit.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Oh hey, you've gone into some kind of weird you.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Let Big Daddy talk. I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
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