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Here's more Bob and Tom Extra. We've been talking about
anxiety dreams. Seems like every profession has them.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh yes, heck yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
And I was kind of wondering what the anxiety dream
for a therapist might be. I assume it's probably like
the sixty minute hour.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Who came up with the not only the fifty minute hour,
but the follow up reasoning, well, it doesn't really do
any good after fifty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh that's oh they say that. Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Who else does that? Massage therapist?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know who else do yeah? Personal trainers?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
Yeah, exactly does that?
Speaker 9 (01:38):
Josh can back me up on those prostitutes. You don't
want a clockwatcher man? Yeah, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You're looking at a wristwatch exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:45):
Maybe we should do that the dead ten off, we
all just leave. I think a lot of people would
enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm I'm way ahead of your pal.
Speaker 9 (01:55):
Well time, your answer has well, your question has been
answered by at least one therapist.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
He says, good morning.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
I have a recurring dream slash nightmare that I go
to the lobby to get my next client.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And there are four clients waiting for me, all of.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
Them looking at me eagerly waiting to come back, and
all confident that this appointment slot is theirs and not
the others. A drupele booked, Oh yeah, oy boy, that
makes sense.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
You know that some therapist's offices have a very elaborate
enter this way, exit that way.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Sure, and a light and a buzzer. You don't want to.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
I don't want people to see that you're there, especially
in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You don't want to see your next door neighbors.
Speaker 9 (02:37):
Yeah, that's what That's what I've run. Hopefully they my
therapist does not have that. But I think it's also
to remind you, Hey, there is no stigma around this.
You're doing the right thing. So I don't care for that.
I did get in trouble with my therapist, though.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Is this when you call her a price gouger?
Speaker 8 (02:55):
So you put you in time out? What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Ked zoom gee.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
They consume she was legitimately mad at me, and I
totally get it, and I had I had to apologize.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Did you let me let me guess you? You defended
yourself by saying you were only joking. I was only joking,
but it was the wrong time and place. So I
I I'm waiting for my appointment, and a mother and
a son walk out of her office and they leave,
but the door is still kind of open, and I
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thought it would. I looked at my therapists and I go,
what's that kid's problem?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hey, you cannot do that.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
I go, they didn't hear me goes, what you missed
your comedy? I go the joke is, of course that's
an appropriate thing to say. She's like, well, it's and
so I had to really apologize you just to.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Get to get over the humpy and stuffing, like, well,
at least with me, or have to deal with something
that serious.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You think, there, yeah, he has odds are I'll be
back next week. There have to be.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
There has to be some value system that they assigned to,
you know, the craziest to the least crazy, right, Probably, yeah,
there are ten on the crazy scale.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Or it looks like pain are you?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
And I wonder what the name of that is, because,
for example, for hot Peppers you have the skullvill.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Scale, maybe the Freud scale. I wonder if there's a
scale for there? Might that's a pretty good there? There
probably isn't. Oh he's a nine. I'm sure there are.
There have to be. I hope there are. They're shorthandsau
it's it's the Cuckoo scale.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Also, it's something after named after doctor Reginald Cuckoo.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
His die was cast going into the Cuckoo family, wasn't he?
Here's one?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Hello Radio Kings and Queen singular I watched Greg Warren's
new special on YouTube last night. It was I think
you good government funding contact. Greg Warren's new special is
called The Champ. It's on Nate Land Nate Bargatsi's YouTube network,
and it's terrific.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I love that he mentioned the whole cast and the
credits and put Josh nine times nine names ahead of Tom.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah he did. That's nice. Maybe it's all about it.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Imagine I've really watched the special, didn't it. My daughter
was watching. She heard a woman laughing, and she said,
is that Christy Lee? Apparently laughtite your way in the back.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Some people say prominence. Some people say.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
I'm embarrassed, way too loud the whole special. Yeah, well,
thank you, Ryan. And Walterboro, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We're a city of Walters as far as the.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Walter not a dug in sight, not one Benny damn
Benny's and dougs.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Zachary calls himself zach. He is is a mail carrier
in a rural area. My anxiety dream involves starting my
route way too late in the day. It's a route
I've ever been on before and it's starting to get dark,
and I haven't gotten to the first house yet.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I've been told that mailmen have a route and sometimes
they slower than other days. And you can't you know.
When I was a kid, the mail came at like
two o'clock two fifteen every day every day. But now
I guess it it can It varies depending on the trucks.
I don't know about that. The window for my trash man,
I don't know about that. Are you a mail Yeah,
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let me guess you have a friend who's a mailman.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I there where the post office is located. I work
out next door and I see them walk it out,
floating up their trucks a low stock checks, not looking
for checks.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh god, your trash man has a problem.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
No, no, it's not a problem. I don't mind it.
But the window is gigantic. It's from eight am to
four p Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Time later on ours guys, seven fifteen booms watched by it?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Very nice.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah, I have something on my mind. We had a
raccoon ruckus in our house last night.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
A house well back.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
They stole my bird feeder.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh well, that's where the food comes from.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
They really are bandits. I really are thieves.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I see five or six raccoons meeting somewhere with the draft.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah. One of the raccoons has a pointer. This is
our objective, gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Yes, as you know, old lady Lee moved. Yes, we
she thought she could get away from us. But we're
gonna follow. Georgie Founder. Good job, Georgie, now right here.
Oh my gosh, I'm stared, Sarge. We're all scared.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Some bird seat is delicious.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
They were fighting over it and then they just took
the damn thing, gone, gone everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
She still have those damn dogs. I'm afraid. So I look,
not all of us are gonna makes You're right, what's
your laugh? One of you is not coming back. We
have to cross a road.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
I had no idea they would really steal a birth.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
They did.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I'm sorry, colonel, but those headlights they hypnotized.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Don't look at Hi. Johnson.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yesterday on the show, at this time, read anything interesting.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Are you telling me that raccoon's planning in operation at
Chrissy House?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Well, after twelve minutes it was over here. No, you're not.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
We have an important message. Yesterday Chick named our letter
writer Clint Rissa.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No I said, Clarissa, and the tea was silent. There's
quite a.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Huge different.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Clit Rissa. Jason and I made it home after his surgery.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
You'll recall he was going into surgery, was kind of nervous,
so we decided to cheer him up by slandering him.
He currently has this shaved chest and armpits from the
surgery and the biopsies.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We'll get the results next week. Biopsy.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
That's hilarious to replay parts of the show for every
nurse and doctor we met throughout the day, and goes,
can you believe my wife wrote this letter?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And chick?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
He proceeded to call me clit Rissa for the rest
of the day and got a big kick out of it.
Signed clit Rissa and Jason not how you pronounce Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
We were merely hint e right right.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Some would say we were abiding by the law.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
George Carlin, and some would say now that we're breaking
the laws.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Okay, they're very good.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
The California family is suing a funeral home for misplacing
their loved one's body.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I don't know where it is.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Dressing another corpse in his clothing.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Oh my war.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Amantha Hunt told CBS News her family chose Harrison Ross
Mortuary to prepare her eighty year old uncle for burial,
but when she went to view the body, she found
someone else laying there in her uncle's suits.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Did you say, Samantha, hun.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
I said, Amantha A M E N E h A.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Her minister actually was in charge of the body. Helen.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Yeah, if you lost the body, go to Helen Hunt
for it. Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
What's her name?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Amantha A?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh, she's a breath mind she's missing a letter? Tell Amantha,
she said.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
The family waited three hours while the mortuary fixed the
mix up before you could find the hours bury her uncle.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You know, you know the old joke, switch the heads
on three and four.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Ms Hunt has since filed a lawsuit against the mortuary
over the ordeal. Harrison Russ Mortuary has denied the claims
and said it intends to finally cease and desist letter.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Did you say, mortuary?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Mortuary?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
This is why you should microchip people.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
What do you mean? So they could have found the
corpse immediately you.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Go in, make sure you got the right guy, scan them.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Oh, this is are you ad o kating something underneath
the skin.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
We're all identifiable.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
All you got the COVID vaccine you have that, we're
all chipped to the gill.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thank you, thank you, Bobby Junior. Uh yeah, Bobby, Bobby three. Right?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Do you think it's do you think it's okay to
bury people in nice suits?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Do you think it's a waste of a good suit?
What do you mean? You know what? Everybody's No. You
bring up a great point. Why don't they? Yeah, this
is nice? They got them late to take the suit off? No, no, no, no,
just to take the suit off.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
You.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you something,
and you're not gonna believe me. You know what. I
Am going to believe you because you set it up like.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Uh gent that I knew who was a great person
when he died. They he was at a very well
known funeral operation around here. And when when one went
when they had the calling and he was lying down
(12:06):
clearly typically the way they do it, always with a
sheet just pulled up to his chest.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
A sheet going on. I've never seen that I had.
That's this is a I don't know if it's a
religious thing or what. When they're a bio degradable where
you just are bared.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But I mean he was not.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
He was just lying on a table. He wasn't.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
It wasn't in a coffin.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh wow, I've never seen. Yeah, that's that must be
some sort of custom.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yes, I mean they're obviously every everybody's got their own thing.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Okay, and you just put them in a cotton sheet,
wrap him up and I think you have to dig
the whole two feet deeper.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
But yeah, you just every every I think every state
has its own laws. Okay, but yeah that was really odd.
But do you think it's smart to bury people in
nice clothes?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
I don't think it. I don't. It's whatever they choose
to be bared.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yes, that's what I think too. Yeah, no, no, you
know what it is. It's a way, that's what. There's
a waste of a good suits. Yep.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Now, Christy, I want to I'm gonna go, you wear
somebody's a dead guys suit?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes, I would, I am. Don't make.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Sure you'll ask us as the point, ask about the
flowers he gave his girlfriend gonna get sorry for your loss.
It says they're on Valentine's They were just laying there.
Sometimes We've gone around the horn on this show where
I've asked the question if you were having your so
called last meal, if you were in the slammer and
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it was.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Over, and then you're.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Lamhose the Who's go up the river? Whatever it might be,
Chickgee your last meal.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I'm gonna have to go with KFC Kentucky Fried Chick
original recipe.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Mine would be Papa's coal slaw and mashed potatoes and biscuits.
This would be a great commercial. He's got mine s Popeyes,
bat God on your last.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Meal, I assumes lobster really, and finally, a glass of booze. No,
I don't know that you wouldn't do jamison, just for
the old time sake. I'll do a shot, sure shot
my last meal, your last meal, Christie.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
No, definitely would be pasta, some sort.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Some pasta, you know, take all flavor.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Maybe I would do a nice bowling aise.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
You know, Josh, I would have a uh with chocolate.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Who painted you into this corner? Josh? You know, I
don't know, but I'm a human being.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
So your last meal would be what a couple of
peebe and jays and uh man.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Every time you mentioned this and I have a peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches sometime during the day.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, I have one, and then maybe a chocolate milk
and a I should heart being away from a cocoa.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
And a fist full of nacho cheese Doritos and a
whole bag of white are pop corners.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Yeah, I figured i'd finally give harrow when a shot.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
It must be pretty fun or you had the cool ranch. Sure,
sure they're out there. You don't have to eat nacho cheese.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Oh I I find nancho cheese to be the superior.
It's a ranch, no kidding.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
But now this is only the part one of my inquiry. Okay,
so we've established how the game works. Christy, God forbid.
You're told by your doctor that you're dying tomorrow, and
your doctor says, get your things together, and.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Hey, what this is?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
And I appreciate what you're doing for christ husband, I
appreciate what you're doing. So we all have our secret wish.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah, we're kind of running out of time so quick quickly.
What would you what would you want to be buried in?
Which which pair of shoes? Because I mean you have
so many.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh gosh, I don't know I think my daughter would know.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Probably those what those ones from Spain? The oh yeah olas,
whatever they're called. Let your daughter dress you these toursans?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah maybe so maybe so yeah maybe a uh maybe
just a blanket and a cod piece.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
And people thought me in a bad piece is a
great idea.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
And I insist on the beanie with the propeller. Excellent.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
So when people look in the cast, he's such a card.
Even now, even now he's making me laugh. Thanks Chad, Pat,
which one of my shirts?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Would you wear? The one that I wore for the
shoe the special?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Be honest, you did this whole thing so you could
ask Pat what shirt of yours?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I wish I had?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
No, I just thought it because he's happens to be
wearing one of my shirts today.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Uh now, Christie leeve you given it any thought?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Here's the let Andy decide.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
I'd let my girls decide. They're very stylish.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Really yeah, don't you think they'd go somewhere and that one?
I want to wear that one myself.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Well they might, but you know, we were gonna bury
MMed her favorite dress.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But it looks so cool on me. I'm keeping it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
It'd be up to me, but I'm going to be
h states away.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
What are you gonna do, Josh? I assume you'll go
on a car hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Yeah, either jeans and a car heart or shorts and
a Dicky's work shirt.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Shorts, yeah, man, I've always been more comfortable in shorts
than spending on you die. No, even if it's winter,
I'd be okay with shorts.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I wonder, I wonder how often a funeral director is
asked to dress someone in shorts?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah? I mean most people don't see what you're wearing underneath.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
My dad is buried in a poncho, one of his
favorite ponchos.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Huh oh, look at Tom. I mean like the Mexican
interesting handy if it rains, not that kind I believe. Okay, well,
this is fascinating. You be berried?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Would you wear a suit?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You would.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I'd say you'd be buried in a rush because someone
murdered you.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
More like something in a clear viscueen. It's sort of
a bleach Lie flavor. What do you want us to
dress you before we toss you into a creature?
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